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Grant the Wish

Postby Deadman » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:00 pm

Okay guys, this is an entertaining thing I saw on another board. Basically, someone makes a wish. The next poster grants it, but with a horrible unexpected twist to it just like out of a Twilight Zone episode. Then that poster makes their own wish.

Example:
"I wish I was in Dixie"
"Granted. But it's 1830 and you're black."

or

"I wish I had a bigger penis"
"Granted, but now you're in prison since Mattman choked to death on it."

Got the idea? Good. Here goes.

I wish I was filthy rich.
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Postby Necrophuck » Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:34 pm

granted but after your gay marriage and divorce with mattman you are left with nothing but the shirt on your back


i wish i had some food right now...im fuckign hungry
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Postby MikeAnime » Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:55 pm

granted you got a full 7 course dinner ................ too bad it was all raw and now you got food poisning






man i wish i could get laid!
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Postby Evilone » Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:23 pm

Granted but you must get laid by Elton john and his partner up the pooper for 5 nights!


I wish i could go to disney world!
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Postby Necrophuck » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:31 pm

Evilone wrote:Granted but you must get laid by Elton john and his partner up the pooper for 5 nights!


I wish i could go to disney world!


ROFL
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Postby Necrophuck » Sun Jun 11, 2006 6:33 pm

granted , but you have to dress up like a 5 year old girl and get molested by mickey and goofy

i wish madinga went to majers and scarfaces and showed them a good time
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Postby Evilone » Sun Jun 11, 2006 7:13 pm

Granted but you are madinga

I wish i can poop wall flying
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Postby Necrophuck » Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:04 pm

by a good time i meant mabye go fishing play some ut, listen to some music go hang with the chicks and suck of course
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Postby MikeAnime » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:43 pm

Evilone wrote:Granted but you are madinga

I wish i can poop wall flying



(ill take it you meant while)

granted but every time you poop no matter where you are it lands on Bitch_Killers head




i wish i could win the lottery.
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Postby Deadman » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:45 pm

MikeAnime wrote:[quote="



i wish i could win the lottery.


Granted. But it's a new overpopulation lottery instituted by the UN so you'll be executed in the morning!
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Postby Evilone » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:04 pm

Whats ur wish?
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Postby Bitch_Killer » Mon Jun 12, 2006 5:36 pm

Come on Deadman, play the game properly.

I wish deadman would get his ass pumped by mattman
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Postby Evilone » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:43 pm

Granted but its ur turn next
I wish mike would come out of the closet
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Postby Deadman » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:20 pm

Evilone wrote:Granted but its ur turn next
I wish mike would come out of the closet


Granted. But Mike's so damn ugly the world shoved him right back into the closet.

I wish that I hadn't forgotten to wish the last time!
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Postby MikeAnime » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:10 pm

Deadman wrote:
Evilone wrote:Granted but its ur turn next
I wish mike would come out of the closet


Granted. But Mike's so damn ugly the world shoved him right back into the closet.

I wish that I hadn't forgotten to wish the last time!


granted but your wish was to finally have a sex life only problem is youre in prison and bubba wants your ass


i wish i could sing like a god

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