A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question....


      WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"


      HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


      WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"


      HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


      WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?


      HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."


      WIFE: "Y ou would?" (with a hurt look)


      HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)


      WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


      HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


      WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


      HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


      WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


      HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


      WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


     HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


      WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"


      HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


      WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"


      HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


      WIFE: -- silence --


      HUSBAND: "sh*t."