I don't know much about politics in America, but I know that I don't have to put up with any shit when I'm over there, if I get any bollocks about what I can and can't do etc. I will piss all over the lawn of the White House. Then I will piss all over the White House, and the President, and the First Lady and the First Dog and the second and third ones too. I will piss all over the fucking pictures on the walls and the furnature in the oval office. I will piss all over the ex-presidential picutres and over the telephones, I will piss all over the TV sets, cameras and press chairs, I will piss all over the press and the journalists, I will piss all ove the secretaries and the curtains, and if I can't piss any more I will drink some First Wine and piss that out all over the First Tree, I will piss so much that all of Washington will get pissed off with me for pissing so much.

I can't be arsed to quote Sauron, but all the same he said some shit about hot girls in Israel. Very funny. There are also hoy girls in Australia, China, France, Germany, Norway and pretty much every other country on the planet. Russia has also got some nice girls. I think they're spread pretty much over the world, I guess it's a big thing in Israel? I've never been, but being a catholic I want to go some day and have a look around.

Hottest chicks are deffinately from Russia and Norway/Denmark. All the cold places. Maybe it's the snow that makes them so fucking hot? Seriously, when looking for porn in future, search for &quot;Russian&quot; or &quot;Norwegian&quot; or even &quot;Danish&quot; lesbians, they're into some fucked up shit. Even crazy Euro sex-maniacs like myself think that they're fucked up. So you really should check that out in the next five minutes.