A five year old boy and his grandfather was sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.

The little boy asked &quot;grandpa, can I have a beer?&quot;

Grandpa replied, &quot; Can your pecker touch your ass?&quot;

The little boy answered, &quot;No grandpa, It's just a little pecker!&quot;

Grandpa said, &quot;then you're not man enough to have a beer!&quot;

A little later grandpa lit up a cigar.

The little boy asked &quot;grandpa, can I have a cigar?&quot;

once again Grandpa replied, &quot; Can your pecker touch your ass?&quot;

The little boy answered &quot;NO&quot; again.

Grandpa said, &quot;Then you're not man enough to have a cigar!&quot;

A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.

Grandpa asked, &quot; Can I have a cookie?&quot;

The boy asked &quot;Can your pecker touch your ass?&quot;

Grandpa replied, &quot;HELL YEAH, my pecker can touch my ass!!!&quot;&quot;&quot;

The boy replied, &quot;Then go phuk yourself !!! Grandma made these for me !!&quot;