Anna lost her husband almost 4 yrs ago. Her daughter constantly calls 
her, urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna says she'll go 
out, but doesn't know anyone.  Her daughter replies, &quot;Mom! I have 
someone for you to meet.&quot; The fix-up is a success and after dating for a 
couple of weeks, he asks her to join him for a weekend at a resort. Their 
first night when they undress, he's in his birthday suit, but she's 
wearing a pair of black lace panties.  He asks, &quot;Why the black panties?&quot; 
She replies: &quot;My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, 
but down there I'm still in mourning.&quot; He sighs, knowing he won't get 
lucky that night. The following night is the same--she's wearing black 
panties, and he's in his birthday suit--but now he's wearing a black 
condom. She looks at him and asks: &quot;What's with the black condom?&quot; He 
replies, &quot;I want to offer my deepest condolences.&quot;