Little Johnny went up to his father and said, &quot;Dad, the teacher
gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and 
realistically. Can you help me?&quot;

The father thought for a moment, then answered, &quot;Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that.&quot;

So little Johnny went to his mother and asked, &quot;Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?&quot; The mother replied, &quot;Of course I
would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids
to a great University!&quot;

Little Johnny then went to his sister and asked , &quot;Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?&quot; The girl replied, &quot;Oh my God!   I LOVE
Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat , are you nuts?!!&quot;
Little Johnny then went to his brother and asked, &quot;Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?&quot; &quot;Of course,&quot; the brother replied.
&quot;Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?&quot;
Little Johnny pondered the answers for a few days, then went back
to his dad. His father asked him, &quot;Did you find out the difference
between potentially and realistically?&quot; Little Johnny replied, &quot;Yes... 
Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars.........
but Realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer.