WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE, I'M  BROKE

A little old lady answered a knock on the door  one day, only to be confronted
by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

&quot;Good morning, &quot; said the  young man.  &quot;If I could take a couple of minutes of your time,
I would like to demonstrate  the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.&quot;

&quot;Go away!&quot; said the old lady.  &quot;I haven't got any money! I'm broke!&quot;
and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
&quot;Don't be too hasty!&quot; he said.  &quot;Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.&quot;

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
&quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.&quot;

The old lady stepped back and said, &quot;Well I hope you've got a real good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.&quot;