Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. &quot;Well,&quot; replies Paul, &quot;you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?&quot; &quot;Yes,&quot; replies Jeff with a laugh. &quot;Well,&quot; says Paul, straightening up, &quot;I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.&quot; &quot;That's great!&quot; says Jeff, &quot;When are you going out?&quot; 

&quot;I went to meet her this evening,&quot; continues Paul, &quot;but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show.&quot; &quot;Sensible&quot; says Jeff. &quot;So I get to her door,&quot; says Paul, &quot;and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.&quot; &quot;And what happened then?&quot; &quot;I kicked her in the face.&quot;