Saying Goodbye to Her Mother......

We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We

turned on a night light, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
 
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived

and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots

back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because

she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the

cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the

cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be

empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be

out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Good-bye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I

said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I

had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She

tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap

her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I

hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

 

The cab driver hit a parked car.