INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(64743, '88f626bb5d', '', 'Okay so I took Boxers skin ,He needed help on a few things.Once I got it online the color red turned out more brown .I did not have the original skin to redo so since I had to redo the whole thing anyways ,I went with our old *BS* clan guest skins and up graded them for our use.I am sure you have seen them .\r\n\r\nSorry Boxer I tried with your skin first . I think the new skin came out great though either way .some times something like not having the original skin make us come up with a fresh new design .\r\n\r\nI hope everyone likes the new skin .'),
(64733, '5c06a54adb', '', 'I like the skin but I think it would look better if the writing on it was removed and we put the clan logo on the back of it rather than any text. Plus maybe another head to choose from, like one with a mask or something.'),
(16888, '9398d6c44d', 'Re: New Section', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]New spot for just bullshiting about clan stuff or whatever away from public view.\r\nPlease use forums team 1, 2, 3 for the important clan stuff..[/quote]\r\n\r\nall the current BS  topics  should be moved here .'),
(16889, 'c67b0e4edc', '', 'testies i got 2 \r\n\r\n\r\n(quick Reply)'),
(16893, '48ddfe9ea1', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]JailbreaCheck the stats k champion? Noc why do you have to lie on our forums?[/quote]\r\n\r\nCheck the DFB stats you little ass-wad! :-x'),
(16894, 'd87fccac06', '', 'Nice job on the forum update!!'),
(16895, '423778d29c', '', 'LMAO   I like the sig with the pig snout in it. :D  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :D'),
(16896, 'eaf731e155', '', 'Well i would like to talk about buthole pleasures and how good they feel!!!'),
(64731, '96a5d63846', '', 'Oh I missed that part I guess.'),
(64732, '500137cffe', 'Top Ten Most Annoying', 'Top Ten Most Annoying Things People Do While Playing Video Games Online\r\n\r\n<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fB84PQmPwyE" frameborder="0"></iframe>'),
(44601, '4a2d18637b', '', '[color=green:4a2d18637b][b:4a2d18637b]That would explain the beer bottle  :wink: [/b:4a2d18637b][/color:4a2d18637b]'),
(44611, '29fb8976df', '', 'lol, tht would be my dads, he sits there and drinks beer and plays spider solitare'),
(44621, 'c4f24e49c8', '', 'not a bad looking machine at all.\r\n\r\n\r\none of these days ill take pix of mine i have some on a cd somewhere but they are old and not how it looks now.'),
(44671, '267f7649ac', '', 'thx. So what would i put in the list filter? \r\n\r\nAm doing CTF bINS,,  CTF Zark,,,,, DM Binslayer \r\n\r\nList1Filter[0]=CTF-* \r\n\r\nList2Filter[0]=CTF-* \r\n\r\nList3Filter[0]=DM_*  This is how it would go right?'),
(44681, 'c1cb8ae47a', '', 'List3Filter[0]=DM-*\r\n\r\nThat should work..'),
(44691, '34f4eca6a3', 'Western Digital Passport 120GB portable hard drive', 'http://westerndigital.com/en/products/Products.asp?DriveID=525\r\n\r\nThese babies are great.  No external power supply and they fit into the pockets of your jeans!  Okay... as long as you aren''t into skin-tight jeans they should.  If the drive doesn''t work when you plug it in to a USB port then try another port.  The USB port needs to deliver power to the drive and some ports aren''t able to do that.  The drive comes with a 6&quot; USB cable.  Don''t lose it.  It''s not proprietary in any way but it''s a nice little USB cable.\r\n\r\nI had the chance to play with one of these a few weeks ago.  The person it belonged to had some files they wanted me to work on and then save them back to the drive.  Sounded simple enough...\r\n\r\n1st of all, they used the WDSync software that comes bundled... errr, preinstalled on the drive.  I can''t fault them there.  They use autorun to launch the software as soon as windows detects the drive.  Since I don''t have autorun enabled at all it took me a whole minute or so to figure out why I couldn''t get at their files.  Once I figured it out, I needed their password to get them.  Once I had the password I could ''log on'' to the WDSync software and could only get at the files through the WDSync application.  Lucky for them I have little to no interest in their emails or internet bookmarks that were also saved/backed up using WDSync.  The files are all encrypted on the drive into useless crap - should anyone try and get them without the password they will fail.  You can''t even use windows explorer to get at the unencrypted files after you''ve logged into WDSync.  Very nice.  Secure enough for my taste, but I have no need for WDSync personally since my own drive is just that - mine and nobody else gets to touch it :P\r\n\r\nOne note of interest:  the WDSync software will replicate your desktop wallpaper onto the machine you are using when you log in to the WDSync software.  That sure could be embarassing if you use WDSync at home to save a TPS report to take into work the next day and your boss sees that naked picture of his wife as the desktop wallpaper on your machine after you log into the WDSync!\r\n\r\nThere''s also some stuff on the drive so you can ''securely'' browse the internet.  Firefox is the browser on the drive, so take that all you IE fantards.  If you are in the habit of uploading pr0n of your boss to the interweb or something like that from computers at a library or internet cafe then this baby will really come in handy!  It also has Picasa and Adobe Acrobat Reader installed on the drive.  All these things run right off the drive - no need to install them on the anonymous public machine :)  Since I''m not a security buff and don''t see any need for this stuff myself I have no desire to test them out specifically.  I''m sure they work as good on the portable as they do any other way.\r\n\r\nCopying and pasting files onto the drive is no harder than doing it with anything else... meaning that WD''s software is not necessary to use it as a hard drive.  Very smart because a quick smash-n-grab of someone''s pr0n files can''t be delayed by having to log into the stupid WDSync software and waiting for that crap to be initialized!  \r\n\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WDPassport_120/FilesOnDisk.jpg shows the root of the brand new drive. - files lost\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WDPassport_120/Properties.jpg shows the drive properties. - files lost\r\n\r\nFor those that don''t know me all that well, there''s nothing I like better than to get ahold of something that I can take apart and see if I can mess with it :)  When I got a Passport of my own today I was apalled to find that there are NO SCREWS HOLDING THIS THING TOGETHER!!!!  That''s a little bit of a bummer because it means that taking it apart becomes more risky.  It''s all plastic and the shiny part scratches just fine without taking a screwdriver to it in an attempt to pry it open!  I''m also annoyed that I pulled off 3 of the 4 rubber feet before giving up on there being a screw under any of them and that means I''m likely to lose a foot or two at some point for no gain.  They''re held on by some double stick tape and the tape sticks to the plastic shell better than the rubber feet.\r\n\r\nOn the upside, there are also NO SCREWS inside holding anything together.  This means I won''t end up with any extra screws in disassembling and reassembling it but that''s okay.  The drive is just resting on some rubber pieces on it''s bottom and there are some THIN rubber pads on the top of the drive as well.  Not bad, it''s all held securely in place but I wouldn''t expect to be able to drop this thing onto the floor and have it work perfectly again.\r\n\r\nInside is just a standard notebook hard drive as far as I can tell.  It''s the standard ATA/IDE connecter and not a SATA connector on the drive.  It''s good to know these things for possible future upgrades ;)\r\n\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/2007-01-31_WDPassport/ for pics of the journey inside :)'),
(64728, 'be2b6a9071', '', 'I Think He Is In\r\nYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(64729, '2f96ac0a59', '', 'I told him to put a tag on last night so yes he is .'),
(64730, '6486a58e7c', '', 'It has All the colours.   that''s what I said I did all of the colors.'),
(64726, '7d80909ce6', '', '[quote=&quot;thepostman&quot;]I would like to see the long list of Dm maps get smaller,Binslayer maps ....I have a few to go up and a ton to come down,JB is good,LMS has too many small maps and a ton of way to big maps.\r\n\r\nAll  double versions of maps need to come down like the FN versions..\r\n\r\nI will look at the map list tonight and give you a few maps to put up but you might not like em .....If I ask for them it is olny because i can Rape BitchKiller on them[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk, check the server..DM, JB, and BIN should be good..as for LMS..too small..too big..what are you wanting here? Will''s new insta map is huge, yet one of my favs...1on1 maps are supposed to be small...i think you smoked that crack and therefore couldn''t have slept on it...'),
(64727, 'ea8356042a', '', 'Over thinking password......\r\nThere are alot of DM maps we just don''t and wont ever play .Just put up for rumbles years ago .Just need everyone to look at the maps we got and figure out what need to stay...what needs to go.\r\n\r\nThe binslayer maps are okay but a lot of them are just junk,and are in the LMS list too....Just my opinion there.\r\n\r\nI have many maps for binslayer that kick ass just have not looked them up to be added\r\n\r\n\r\nEnd of the day there are alot of maps we don''t play or don''t like that just need to go away and make room for better maps we all will play.Just clean up a bit from dumping maps on and never taking them off \r\n\r\nNothing you did password....Just really want to know from everyone .....\r\n\r\nIs there a map you would like to have on the sever.\r\nWhat map needs to come off the server.'),
(64722, '15e4f08191', '', 'Welcome Brother man !'),
(64723, '3166fda9c8', '', 'this is true.....'),
(64724, 'dc2c75cc1e', '', 'Good move i think.....'),
(64725, '12379ed102', '', 'Had a blast last night Brother.......Always got a place to call home despite what tags you run here.We all enjoyed playing with you .'),
(64721, 'b29191088d', '', 'Glad you stopped by, hope to frag you again soon.'),
(16903, '8a810e43bd', '', '[quote=&quot;Godzilla&quot;]Well i would like to talk about buthole pleasures and how good they feel!!![/quote]\r\n\r\njust do it in a new CLEARLEY MARKED TOPIC so i can avoid it'),
(64711, '7b323440e6', '', 'looks great for me its in m8'),
(64712, 'c28a33a012', '', 'I would like to get all up in a little bitches ass.......Big things going down  brother ....'),
(64713, '4f63fbb5f5', '', 'Looks great but needs to have a default color ,Red ,Blue,Green,Gold for 4 way rumbles and tdm,JB...etc.....\r\n\r\nIf you are on the red team I need to know.'),
(64714, '4b7724ebcb', '', 'I would like to see the long list of Dm maps get smaller,Binslayer maps ....I have a few to go up and a ton to come down,JB is good,LMS has too many small maps and a ton of way to big maps.\r\n\r\nAll  double versions of maps need to come down like the FN versions..\r\n\r\nI will look at the map list tonight and give you a few maps to put up but you might not like em .....If I ask for them it is olny because i can Rape BitchKiller on them'),
(64715, 'dbf9fb726c', '', 'Oh lol my bad ......Did not pay to much attention and posted a reply ! :)'),
(64716, 'a03326aace', 'Awesome new Christmas map released by {dFb}Pipe', 'Check it out here!! http://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=105&amp;mode=&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0'),
(64717, '71b2fbf18f', 'CkyToH (Tigger/TigerTheEye)', 'Vote!  I think he used to be with us in the {bAd} clan?'),
(64718, 'af400108ec', '', '[quote=&quot;thepostman&quot;]I would lick to see the .......[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nSeems Postie is sleeping to close to the crack or on the crack again. lol'),
(64719, '8106e0c170', '', 'Username checking has been removed for &quot;stopforumspam.com&quot;.  Seems to be having a lot of false positives with usernames.'),
(64720, 'bf958bf95a', 'Hello from ~WP~Sean', 'Good to see you all.  Had fun on TS with yas...\r\n\r\nhttp://i46.tinypic.com/33bhgyq.jpg\r\n\r\nhttp://i46.tinypic.com/bfqet5.jpg\r\n\r\nYeah officer, I''m just shootin'' squirrels....'),
(16906, 'd0401f8dad', '', 'lmao'),
(64707, 'df7055388b', 'New Maps for our UT99 server?', 'Since we have a lot of new people visiting the server and we also have a few new members here I was wondering if any of you have any favorite maps you would like to see on the server. Any suggestions post in this thread.'),
(64708, '130b852631', '', 'Well played sir!!'),
(64709, 'f53fc61756', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]i thought that was our secret! wtf!![/quote]\r\n\r\nHe posted pics on facebook.'),
(64710, 'ab76fe6881', '', 'postie.. you alredy know me quite well as would most the older members of dfb xD iv been on ts nearly every night minus last week for a month or 2 now xD'),
(16909, '20b39e3bc4', 'YEAHHH!!!!', 'yeahh...\r\nI didnt make it i am not good at the stuff that the guy who made it is'),
(16913, 'ee48086233', '', 'well who ever made it is great.'),
(16914, '3df5d2bc7c', '', 'hehe well ill say hello from me to ;)\r\n\r\nand btw really nice site!'),
(56320, 'f8de72142a', '', 'Please don''t tell me that you are from Toronto! :roll:  But it is great to have another fellow Canadian in the {dFb} familly! :P'),
(56321, '8d1d9e43ab', '', '[quote=&quot;THC_M1K3YP00H&quot;][b:8d1d9e43ab][color=green:8d1d9e43ab]Are you guys running the 1.3 patch  now on your server?[/color:8d1d9e43ab][/b:8d1d9e43ab][/quote]\r\n\r\nYes we are. :P'),
(56322, 'ed3a037a36', '', 'Thats great news. We need the frags! :lol:'),
(52176, 'a586cfd10a', 'Purina Diet', 'Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the\r\nwonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out.\r\n\r\nA woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn''t have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn''t, because I''d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I''d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.\r\n\r\nI told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is\r\nnutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to\r\nmention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)\r\n\r\nHorrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog\r\nfood poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter''s ass and a car hit us both.\r\n\r\nI thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was\r\nlaughing so hard!\r\n\r\nWALMART WON''T let me shop there anymore!!!'),
(51676, 'e2bf697353', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]\r\nI do know better, i never nor will i ever use cheats.\r\nAnd yes i know all to well how you feel about necro, as i feel the same. lol\r\nBut its not like I''m some new member who just joined last week. You guys know me, i wouldn''t cheat.\r\nWhen i joined up my full intentsions were to help with graphics for a friend, thats all. Im sorry i didnt take into consideration the fact that if another clan saw me there that it would reflect badly upon dFb. I understand that now and i take full responsiblity for me signing up there, Im not putting the blame on anyone else. It was my fault for not considering how me registering to that site would not only reflect me but also dFb. Once again, i phucked up.[/quote]\r\nOkay... so not only did you not think it could reflect badly on dFb.... I get that.  What about yourself?  You hang around with people that maliciously hack and cheat and that reflects on YOU.  I got nothing personal against you majer because I don''t think you''ve ever been an asshole to me on purpose... but this anti related stuff all looks bad on you.  It''s as if you didn''t build a bomb for Bin Laden (if we believe your claims) but you designed his ''jihad against America'' flag for him... I don''t know how to explain these kinds of things to people who just don''t get it - but just because you don''t get it (if that''s the case) doesn''t change the way that it''s how people''s minds work.  I think deleting your stuff at that site was a good move... especially if you decided to do that on your own without anyone telling you to.'),
(16915, '025ce5607c', '', 'Excellent Work!! :D'),
(49574, '307e7066a1', '', 'That''s a good one Glimmer.  :P'),
(16917, '95de4b799f', 'Hello', 'I just popped in here to say Hello , so &quot;HELLO&quot; ;)'),
(16919, 'e70adb47a4', '', 'Well then, Hello back, Doofy!'),
(16920, '21a196ed5d', '', 'Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'),
(49573, '1ddc1410f2', '', 'Nice one Glimmer. :P'),
(16922, '2fdaf7aa24', '', 'Zilla Im going to give you a Donkey Punch after I give you a Dirty Karl with a reverse teabag!'),
(16923, 'ef7a996579', 'almost there...', 'well...it''s been about a year since i stated building my pc...and it''s almost there! All I need is P4 (socket 478) cpu and some ram (PC3200)...If anyone can help me in either of these areas...please let me know! I''m not saying go out and buy one...just if you happen to have an old one laying around...\r\n\r\nI got pics of my PC in progress on my digi cam..and will up some pics asap...it''s coming along quite nicely...\r\n\r\nI can''t wait to get back to modding...especially for 04....but I''m afraid I''m gonna need a little help..I do have a job somewhat...but I''m getting paid in tatoos and other miscellaneous shit...\r\n\r\nanyway..I''m on a friend''s PC and I''d better get going...I miss ya''ll and hope to be back modding soon! Any help would be greatly appreciated...be it $$, cpu, or ram...anything will help at this point...\r\n\r\nhope to frag ya soon,\r\np455'),
(64702, '7fcb0a0787', '', 'i thought that was our secret! wtf!!'),
(64703, '16f6884116', '', '1. What is Your UT Name? Tigger / TiggerTheMad\r\n2. How Old are You? (Though we say 21 or older we do make exceptions) 20\r\n3. How Long Have You Been Playing UT? 7 Years\r\n4. What Clan(s) Have You Been A part of?  DfB, BK, RoF   [Kinda dou - Didnt stick around]\r\n5. If Yes, Why Did You Leave The Clan? BK &amp; RoF Died    Left here originally because of school.\r\n6. What is your Email (if you don''t have it, get it)? rfletc01@gmail.com\r\n7. Do You Have Team Speak? yes \r\n8. Do You Have A Mic? yes \r\n9. How many hours a week do you play UT? I play when others play so it can vary \r\n10. Are you or have you ever been affiliated with a cheating clan or group? no\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo Jackal im not following you :D'),
(64704, '087d37ee43', '', 'I will say this......Matt is playing better then he ever has these days ......\r\n\r\nAs for all the Jizz.....Prepare to be anal Raped if you come play with me The only Jizz you will see is the jizz i let go of only to ease the removal of my Cock from your ass!'),
(64705, 'c16752d1c1', '', 'Hello ......Welcome !'),
(64706, '2f13e52204', '', 'Thats funny .....Well hope on TS and let us get to know you and we will put it up to a vote.'),
(64695, 'b2d25a2a97', '', 'Welcome to the Clan my man !'),
(64696, 'a2bf100674', '', 'Looks and plays great !'),
(64697, '61e527f9bf', 'Bitch killer', 'Forum whore this man is ......I would like to see you come play brother,Anyways ,Since your on the forums alot maybe you can be a forum whore on other sites to drive some more traffic this way ...\r\nTons of new maps and stuff to post about.\r\nThats what jimmyz was great at but no one has been doing it for years now .\r\n\r\nJust an idea....'),
(64698, 'b6827a6005', '', 'same here, geegee. ;)'),
(64699, 'f2c2ac8b3d', '', 'I played like 3 nights in a row this weekend. Ask Mattie.'),
(64700, '5d602320a3', '', 'really ....Tat sucks .....Where the fuck was I ? Damn man ...'),
(64701, 'a59f157bd7', '', 'You were probably wiping Matts jizz off your face!?!?'),
(49572, 'd4f810575b', '', 'Welcome!  :D'),
(64694, '57f3531b7b', '', 'lol, I was looking for my other name....my bad. I know I dont come into TS, because I hate talking, but still on UT3.'),
(64688, '3991db6198', '', 'GrAvE_DiGgEr .  Is my Brother and Also wants to Joing  So then its like we have the whole family in then lol he loves it here and me and Jackal want Him In the Clan He is a good player. and Loves to have a good thyme.'),
(64689, 'c29a01ff68', 'GrAvE_DiGgEr', 'What say you?'),
(64690, 'a954a268da', '', 'Poll has been started.'),
(64691, '1cee166fab', '', 'He is Brilliant Hes My brother.  hes a great guy and good player'),
(64692, '9f95f0f3b6', '', 'i think she is very cute^^ :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(64693, '83cfaee2fb', '', '9 day build, didn''t make deadline with map, so 5 day grace just give me time to build some more. \r\n\r\n[img:83cfaee2fb]http://www.lightsonstadium.com/files/screenshot_01_thumb.jpg[/img:83cfaee2fb]\r\n\r\nlol, got to looking needed some more stuff so guess what started adding. If you notice there is a projection screen showing some of the party rock video whilegame plays and have a small plane pulling a banner thru the yard everyone once in a while now. May leave it out as having a bit of trouble getting it to work like I want. Pretty cool as your sitting there and the plane flies thru the yard with a banner saying Merry Christmas every 6-8 min. \r\n\r\nGood thing they only give us 5 day grace. lmao.....'),
(16929, '04bfc6caf5', '', 'yyyyyoooooooo'),
(56099, '5988b494da', '', '[color=yellow:5988b494da][b:5988b494da]This is a true and fair warning to all the members of the dFb clan. One of the leaders (mattmannn the gayisch screaming local retard carwash boy) will abuse your property to his likings. he crosses lines that we normal people would not cross.\r\n\r\nIn essence: do not use the same password on dFb services as u use on other non dFb services.\r\n\r\nSure i can show script kiddy firewall logs from his lame actions. But i can also show u a simple screenshot on how mattman will retrieve YOUR PERSONAL PASSWORD from the forum to abuse your other property somewhere else (all recorded and ready to be mailed2laywers once he becomes a millionaire (not in a million years).\r\n\r\n[img:5988b494da]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/iCQ/lowlife.jpg[/img:5988b494da]\r\n\r\nHave fun and merry xmas to all good decent and brave dFb members (there are not a lot around).\r\n\r\nOf course the truth will be to harse to handle for other members so this post willl be deleted soon. Nevertheless u will be able to google it and find it on other websites in other game communities... as people have the right to know how imbecil your leader is.\r\n\r\nHF&amp;GL[/b:5988b494da][/color:5988b494da]'),
(16931, '9ad19e886d', '', 'Right back at you Doofy. Thank''s for the visit. :P'),
(56098, '25a2909653', 'Hi @ all', '[color=yellow:25a2909653][b:25a2909653]This is a true and fair warning to all the members of the dFb clan. One of the leaders (mattmannn the gayisch screaming local retard carwash boy) will abuse your property to his likings. he crosses lines that we normal people would not cross.\r\n\r\nIn essence: do not use the same password on dFb services as u use on other non dFb services.\r\n\r\nSure i can show script kiddy firewall logs from his lame actions. But i can also show u a simple screenshot on how mattman will retrieve YOUR PERSONAL PASSWORD from the forum to abuse your other property somewhere else (all recorded and ready to be mailed2laywers once he becomes a millionaire (not in a million years).\r\n\r\n[img:25a2909653]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/iCQ/lowlife.jpg[/img:25a2909653]\r\n\r\nHave fun and merry xmas to all good decent and brave dFb members (there are not a lot around).\r\n\r\nOf course the truth will be to harse to handle for other members so this post willl be deleted soon. Nevertheless u will be able to google it and find it on other websites in other game communities... as people have the right to know how imbecil your leader is.\r\n\r\nHF&amp;GL[/b:25a2909653][/color:25a2909653]'),
(56097, '5192513ff4', '', 'Nice try guys. We will get them next time. :P   Good games BGE :P'),
(56096, 'f77b2b5e80', '', 'I want in on all these practises and matches, but I just don''t have a certain time that I can give you guys right now.  When the summer is over, I will be on alot more....... well, atleast on the weekends I will be. I try to get on every night for a bit but usually it isn''t for very long. Sorry guys.'),
(16935, 'ae59c799f3', '', 'Welcome to you too Doofy. :P'),
(56095, 'ab95a0cb56', '', 'Hello! What''s new with you? Thanks for the return visit. :P'),
(49571, '7065f67dd7', '', 'welcom to the family dude\r\nenjoy your time here'),
(50347, 'a22d2f876d', '', 'Is this going to send everyone on here through withdrawls or what?  :D'),
(50345, '478c77c678', '', 'da matt u know it lol its my going way thing from me to you :lol:'),
(56094, 'ae2dbe7374', 'Screensavers: Completely Useless?', 'I know I''m not the only AV type geek running around here.  Plenty of us know what screen burn-in is.  I''ve seen people around the internet make the comment that screensavers on LCD panels are completely useless... that LCDs don''t suffer from burn-in.  They are wrong.\r\n\r\nI used to work for a large electronics retailer.  I''ve seen LCD viewfinders from display model camcorders (they were on for 12+ hours a day every day the store was open) with what I assumed were permanently burned numbers... my own camcorders never suffered that kind of abuse but I bet if I left one on long enough without the counter changing I would have seen something like burn-in.  The reason it happened on the display camcorders is because the numbers never changed.  Normally if you are playing back a tape or recording the numbers change and it''ll never be an issue under normal operation.  With computers though... Windows at least... there are elements of the interface that never change or move and depending on other conditions could result in some image burn-in even on LCDs.   Enough of my rambling... here''s a link:\r\nhttp://compreviews.about.com/od/monitors/a/LCDBurnIn.htm\r\n\r\nThe screensaver I use: http://www.whitsoftdev.com/powerdimmer/'),
(56092, 'd977c1173d', '', 'Yo, wsup?'),
(56093, '4439ac14c9', '', 'hey bitch not alot what about you?'),
(56091, '5c8e0607b7', 'Hey!', 'hey everyone! how have you all been? its been awhile so i thought i would drop by and say hi..well laterz'),
(56090, '524b0d2189', '', 'I would gladly be there for the rematch.  I doubt they would be willing to play at 1.2 speed but it would be nice.  It was a tough match and I saw a fair amount of improvement.  We still have a ways to go.  I think we all see each other often enough and could take advantage of allot more moments to practice than we do.  The practice server is always up, lets use it a lil more often.  Sun evening through Thursday after 8 central is good for me.'),
(64680, 'b8881abcbd', '', 'Come Round More offend My friend.'),
(64681, 'c6fb34183e', '', 'wtf? damn I didnt even make it on the inactive list.'),
(64682, 'c96f4242c6', '', 'You are right at the top!!'),
(64683, '0113dc31ea', '', '[quote=&quot;GhostKoi&quot;]wtf? damn I didnt even make it on the inactive list.[/quote]\r\n\r\nyour there, your under the + a crap load of others,  sorry to lazy to make a complete list.. \r\n\r\nAnyone up to it feel free to make the list complete. Alot of people have come and gone over the years it''s hard to get it all sorted.'),
(64684, '7af534c0da', '', 'Sweet Nice to Seem my Name Up There Feels Good.  I would Have a Go at it Mattie But I don''t know all the players I only Know like Eight of them maybe 9-10 But you know lol.'),
(64685, '3baae8c896', 'Updated {dFb} Members List', 'Ok I know I''m still missing a few names on here so if you can think of anyone to add to the list let me know. I''ll try to keep this updated like I should have from the start of this clan 10 years ago!!\r\n\r\n[color=green:3baae8c896]Active members[/color:3baae8c896]\r\n\r\n{dFb} Mattman\r\n{dFb} emac\r\n{dFb} GlimmerMan\r\n{dFb} Promethieus\r\n{dFb} Dr.Z\r\n\r\n\r\n[color=yellow:3baae8c896]Somewhat active[/color:3baae8c896]\r\n\r\n{dFb} 0skillz\r\n\r\n[color=orange:3baae8c896]Inactive[/color:3baae8c896]\r\n\r\n{dFb} GhostKoi\r\n{dFb} Maximus\r\n{dFb} Vanquisher\r\n{dFb} p455w0rd\r\n{dFb} Pipe\r\n{dFb} Rust8it\r\n{dFb} BOXER\r\n{dFb} Jackal\r\n{dFb} RedRum\r\n{dFb} Dave.B\r\n{dFb} Sean\r\n{dFb} Jodie\r\n{dFb} Gem\r\n{dFb} Tommy AKA GoldNoobie\r\n{dFb} Toxic\r\n{dFb} THAS \r\n{dFb} GreenMan\r\n{dFb} Bitch killer\r\n{dFb} DeadMan\r\n{dFb} EvilOne\r\n{dFb} Sauron\r\n{dFb} Katana\r\n{dFb} Cali\r\n{dFb} DemonKiller\r\n{dFb} bubbles\r\n{dFb} pitch black\r\n{dFb} Godzilla\r\n{dFb} Jimmyz\r\n{dFb} FreeAgent\r\n{dFb} Kaiser_Soze\r\n{dFb} ghostdog\r\n{dFb} Punisher\r\n{dFb} DUB\r\n{dFb} BlackWidow\r\n{dFb} Dillan\r\n{dFb} Jaded\r\n{dFb} Terminator\r\n{dFb} Scarface\r\n{dFb} NICOLE\r\n{dFb} monoxide\r\n{dFb} Hedrox\r\n{dFb} Death Santa\r\n{dFb} Santa''s Hitman\r\n{dFb} Raven\r\n{dFb} MajerPayne\r\n{dFb} Shadow_Fox\r\n{dFb} Timbro\r\n{dFb} Magickal\r\n{dFb} Spawn\r\n+ some others I forgot??\r\n\r\n[color=red:3baae8c896]Unwanted - Booted members[/color:3baae8c896]\r\n\r\n{dFb} poorman\r\n{dFb} MikeAnime\r\n{dFb} Hooker\r\n{dFb} clickclickboom\r\n{dFb} ICQ\r\n{dFb} JollyRoger\r\n{dFb} NecroPhuck\r\n+ some others I forgot??'),
(56089, '3398beb096', '', 'For suspense, if you want to try to do a raptor return on the flag I think the best place to park the raptor is on the ledge at their back door.  You run out the back door, turn left, there''s the raptor on the ledge.  Having it sit anywhere else is pretty much suicide IMO and it''s always easier/faster for me to line it up with ground level players if I can smack it on the ground.  I''m starting to think raptor runs on suspense won''t ever work in these clan matches.  Every time I had it I was able to take out or at least seriously damage their tank which was almost always on the back shelf but half the time I probably didn''t live much longer after that.\r\n\r\nSince the Ohio server is the one that has it''s priority set low, why not change Ohio''s game speed to 1.0?  Maybe we''d see less glitchiness on it that way too.'),
(64686, '729ab1b78a', '', 'welcome Jackel !!!!!!'),
(64687, '9ce4aebf9e', '', '1. What is Your UT Name?  GrAvE_DiGgEr\r\n 2. How Old are You? (Though we say 21 or older we do make exceptions)  21\r\n 3. How Long Have You Been Playing UT? Since 2000\r\n 4. What Clan(s) Have You Been A part of? [SxS] \r\n 5. If Yes, Why Did You Leave The Clan?  Shut down\r\n 6. Do You Have Team Speak?  Yes\r\n 7. Do You Have A Mic?  Yes\r\n 8. How many hours a week do you play UT? As Many As I can\r\n 9. Are you or have you ever been affiliated with a cheating clan or group? No\r\n\r\n\r\nSorry About the Email Being Missing I don''t know what the hell happened to it.  but here it is now.  \r\n\r\nd1gg3rg4ve@live.com         :wink:'),
(16965, 'ef470ede3d', '', 'Thx. Greenman ;)'),
(16966, '0cf284d3ae', '', 'hehe thx for the welcoming.\r\n\r\nAnd Greenman, its my plesure :)'),
(16967, 'ab9904cb48', 'hipn0 has mooved!', 'Hey itz hipN0.. im movin in ...... be ready... lol'),
(16968, '0536b36f6f', 'old one or new one', '[img:0536b36f6f]http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/3983/hellsigcn4.gif[/img:0536b36f6f]\r\n\r\n\r\nWhich One!'),
(16970, '88ffd18358', '', 'yo yo hipn0, whats up. You can move in but get ready to get your asshole kicked!  :lol:'),
(16971, 'e0ed5c515c', '', 'New one, although the old one is pretty cool to, hmmm.........'),
(16972, 'b01b805df1', '', 'new one'),
(16973, '4b5ea4a9d3', '', 'tough call man tough call.'),
(16974, 'fd6b6bc0ca', '', 'Hey doofy good to see you visiting the forums enjoy!'),
(16975, 'de94e659b1', '', 'lol mattmans the shit! nice sig there killer thats kick ass'),
(16976, 'b8ecf4b449', '', 'KICK ASS dude great job that looks awsome!'),
(16977, '65a6ac309f', '', 'nice job once again looks like a good sniper map!!!'),
(16978, '77c1ff6161', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Ahh one of our faorites.. As long as the tunnels are there we are up for it lol Seems like whenever we play Sniper Town we just shoot it out in the tunnels.. Map looks great though.[/quote]Damn skippy lol that is the best part of the whole map'),
(16979, '498434a054', '', 'Pretty nice there evilone maybe you should have whoever &quot;he&quot; is to make your sigs now lol jp'),
(16980, 'a6a7639ea4', '', 'That new one is kick ass hell spawn'),
(16981, 'f771de632c', '', '[quote=&quot;jimmyz&quot;]Zilla Im going to give you a Donkey Punch after I give you a Dirty Karl with a reverse teabag![/quote]R.I.P Zilla you had a good run lmfao!!'),
(16982, 'f7d1377a6f', '', 'I like the new one too. :P'),
(16983, '6c6b9dddeb', '', 'Looks good. Now use this one for awhile.  Changing it all the time doesn''t allow people to recognize you or enjoy the good work on the sigs.'),
(16984, '1138e5935a', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Ahh one of our faorites.. As long as the tunnels are there we are up for it lol Seems like whenever we play Sniper Town we just shoot it out in the tunnels.. Map looks great though.[/quote]Damn skippy lol that is the best part of the whole map[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s his point. :?'),
(16985, '18174c730e', '', 'We are glad to have you here. We need a new target! :P'),
(16986, '33843fb54d', '', 'i wrote negative 7000.50 tards'),
(16987, '1eeef68134', 'lol wrong bitch', 'The train was quite crowded, so a U.S. Marine walked the entire length of \r\nthe train looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by the poodle \r\nof a well dressed, middle-aged French woman. The war-weary Marine asked, \r\n''Madam, may I have that seat?'' \r\n\r\nThe French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, ''Americans \r\nare so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'' \r\n\r\nThe Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under \r\nthat dog. ''Please, madam. May I sit down? I''m very tired.'' \r\n\r\nShe snorted, ''Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'' \r\n\r\nThis time the Marine didn''t say a word; he just picked up the little dog, \r\ntossed it out the train window, and sat down. \r\n\r\nThe woman shrieked, ''Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his \r\nplace!'' \r\n\r\nAn English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, ''Sir, you Americans seem to \r\nhave a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong \r\nhand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, \r\nyou seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window!'''),
(16988, '8b0bda935a', '', 'nice!!!'),
(16989, 'b660472c4c', '', 'I am partial.......I made the old one! \r\nI like that one!! lol'),
(16990, '15d4cd25e6', '', 'Are we going to do this or what? This is final offer.................'),
(16991, '4e8f72b9bb', '', 'You think your good enough Noc? :P'),
(16992, '0db0e42448', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]I am partial.......I made the old one! \r\nI like that one!! lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nIn that case............................ I really really like the new one. LOL. They are both good. :P'),
(16993, 'e1385bf1ab', '', 'That is really freaking funny. :P'),
(64669, '025175886d', '', 'sweet i made the list!'),
(64670, '52731501f2', '', 'lol oops I knew I missed someone.'),
(64671, 'c0c7d6ff0c', '', 'welcome'),
(64672, '9beb987df2', '', 'I am just &quot;somewhat active&quot; in your ass Matt!!!'),
(64673, '7c75734e56', '', ':lol:'),
(64674, '0689ad553f', '', 'Welcome to both of you, enjoy, play hard and have fun !!!!!!'),
(64675, '31f6875b58', 'hello', 'want to stop by and say hello  enjoy playing in your server..'),
(64676, 'fe38b804ee', '', 'thanks for playin and droppin by!'),
(64677, '1c50edabd4', '', 'Welcome, hope you enjoy your time here.'),
(64668, '9bb0d850b1', '', 'Nice one dad// {dFb}Jackal.   you Made it Nice to Be in the same clan as you again.  Congratulations.   Look forward to wooping your ass on 99 Lol.   Frag You Soon.   Love Nick / BOXER.  :D.  \r\n\r\nWELCOME! TO THE FAMILY!!!!! :D.  \r\n\r\nRegards.  \r\n{dFb}BOXER.  \r\nClan Mmeber.'),
(16997, 'd2f6405cd6', '', 'LOL!'),
(16999, '8de7f6a4a5', '', 'Why thank you mr green man lol :razz:'),
(17000, '617f709ca8', 'new one?', '[img:617f709ca8]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/dfbmajerpayne2.jpg[/img:617f709ca8]\r\n\r\nYay or Nay?'),
(17001, 'b107efb2b5', '', 'Oh thats good!'),
(64665, '893fb6c77a', '', 'Well It 8-0 now Is that enough for jackal to be In the {dFb}Family.  :D.'),
(64666, '2e8a73061c', '', 'welcome to the clan Brother'),
(64667, '51a0282130', '', 'Active members\r\n\r\n{dFb} GhostKoi\r\n{dFb} Maximus\r\n{dFb} Mattman\r\n{dFb} Vanquisher\r\n{dFb} emac\r\n{dFb} GlimmerMan\r\n{dFb} p455w0rd\r\n{dFb} Pipe\r\n{dFb} Rust8it\r\n{dFb} BOXER\r\n{dFb} Jackal\r\n{dFb} RedRum\r\n{dFb} Promethieus\r\n{dFb} Dr.Z\r\n\r\nSomewhat active\r\n\r\n{dFb} Toxic\r\n{dFb} GreenMan\r\n{dFb} Bitch killer\r\n{dFb} 0skillz\r\n\r\nInactive \r\n\r\n{dFb} Katana\r\n{dFb} Cali\r\n{dFb} DemonKiller\r\n{dFb} bubbles\r\n{dFb} pitch black\r\n{dFb} Godzilla\r\n{dFb} jimmyz\r\n+ a crap load of others\r\n\r\nUnwanted - Booted members\r\n\r\n{dFb} poorman\r\n{dFb} MikeAnime\r\n+ a crap load of others'),
(17003, '276f1c5365', '', 'Let''s go bitch!'),
(17004, '89357e4e34', '', 'YAY!!!!'),
(17005, '733089aa93', '', 'i like it'),
(17006, '5a9d4f67d3', '', 'I like it too but I like the old one better. :P'),
(17007, '9bc0b16b14', '', 'Next sunday, the 15th, lets go bitch. Whats your map choices???? Our server or yours?'),
(17008, '5d5b14eb04', '?', 'dis one?\r\n\r\n[img:5d5b14eb04]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/SatanclausesigDFB2.jpg[/img:5d5b14eb04]\r\n\r\nor the one majer made?'),
(17009, '58a7dec978', '', 'i''ll be honest i like yours better'),
(17010, '55303fba3d', '', 'the new one did you make it or someone else?'),
(17011, 'a36713e6c1', '', 'I like them both. The new one looks more mean though. :twisted:'),
(17012, '4b1f04966f', '', 'mines $711.10'),
(17014, '0b5f3bcd7c', '', 'i like them both but i like the new one a lil more'),
(17015, '6db532de3a', '', 'damn funny shit :D'),
(17016, '50f934b4c8', '', '[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv18] Client have hooked functions\r\n[UTDCv18] Player Name......: -=]PBK[=-Energy\r\n[UTDCv18] Player IP........: 24.3.234.192:4563\r\n[UTDCv18] Client UT Version: v.4.36\r\n[UTDCv18] Client OS........: WindowsXP\r\n[UTDCv18] Server Received..: Initial check\r\n[UTDCv18] Altered addresses: 10B00000?10300000?10100000?10b1d6cd-f265035f?1038ff94-f2ddda98?1038fff6-f2ddda36?103a2674-f2dcb3b8?103a2698-f2dcb394?1038fb9f-f2ddde8d?10b1d665-f26504e7?3170842-DI-Unknown?\r\n[UTDCv18] Hook Match.......: Helios hook v2.0-v2.8\r\n[UTDCv18] Suspect Processes: HelioS-Hook.exe,\r\n[UTDCv18] Date/Time........: 07-10-2006 / 11:51:09\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv18] Additional memory scan information for player: -=]PBK[=-Energy/24.3.234.192:4563\r\n[UTDCv18] Corruption hash..: A378ADF1053B1719417A9D387D2B00F6\r\n[UTDCv18] Altered addresses: 1038FB94-984D8D10/8D178B10,1038FB98-5051006A/6A984D,1038FB9C-8DE8CF8B/CF8B5051,1038FBA0-8BF2DDDE/8B1052FF,1038FF88-4D8D105A/178B105A,1038FF8C-51006A10/6A104D8D,1038FF90-E8CF8B50/8B505100,1038FF94-F2DDDA98/1052FFCF,1038FFEC-6A104D8D/4D8D178B,1038FFF0-8B505100/51006A10,1038FFF4-DA36E8CF/FFCF8B50,1038FFF8-4E8BF2DD/4E8B1052,103A2668-4D8D105A/168B105A,103A266C-51006AD4/6AD44D8D,103A2670-E8CE8B50/8B505100,103A2674-F2DCB3B8/1052FFCE,103A268C-4D8D105A/168B105A,103A2690-51006AD4/6AD44D8D,103A2694-E8CE8B50/8B505100,103A2698-F2DCB394/1052FFCE,10B1D664-6504E7E8/FE39C9E8,10B1D668-8B0B8BF2/8B0B8BFF,10B1D6C0-8D10B5F5/8B10B5F5,10B1D6C4-6A084D/84D8D16,10B1D6C8-CE8B5051/5051006A,10B1D6CC-65035FE8/52FFCE8B,10B1D6D0-F5E0A1F2/F5E0A110,7C90E88C-25FF9090/1B89090,7C90E890-5F0E001E/BA000001,\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+'),
(17018, '6805a2fc41', '', 'ok so either the first one \r\n\r\n[img:6805a2fc41]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/dfbmajerpayne2.jpg[/img:6805a2fc41]\r\n\r\n\r\nThis one\r\n\r\n[img:6805a2fc41]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/2k4xansig.jpg[/img:6805a2fc41]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOr my current'),
(17019, '85aff888e9', 'LMFAO .gif', 'Kinda Lengthy but funny as shit for no reason\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:85aff888e9]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/nausicaa3533/LOL.gif[/img:85aff888e9]'),
(17020, '502902636d', '', 'ive seen that b4 but it is friggin awesoem'),
(17021, '5758c194c7', '', 'second'),
(64663, '2643bf9d69', '', 'Obviously You all Know Jackal Is my Father.  He is brilliant He loves this Place and he seems to get along with everyone who he has met and It is Now 7 Yes''s -0 No''s.  Is that enough.'),
(64664, '4075be379a', '', 'This needs to be changed. I did not change it so you can stroll down memory lane with some of the names on here.'),
(17023, '057c818326', 'Avatar', 'Creative isnt it?'),
(17024, '0e797a3bd5', '', 'lol .. very funny :twisted:'),
(17025, '214a0f2da1', '', 'Looking forward to the rematch.'),
(17026, 'c2266aaadf', 'drug costs HOLEY SHIT', 'COSTCO! read this...\r\n\r\nLet''s hear it for Costco!! (This is just mind-boggling!) Make sure you read all the way past the list of the drugs. The woman that signed below is a Budget Analyst out of federal Washington, DC offices.\r\n\r\n\r\nDid you ever wonder how much it costs a drug company for the active ingredient in prescription medications? Some people think it must cost a lot, since many drugs sell for more than $2.00 per tablet. We did a search of offshore chemical synthesizers that supply the active ingredients found in drugs approved by the FDA. As we have revealed in past issues of Life Extension, a significant percentage of drugs sold in the United States contain active ingredients made in other countries. In our independent investigation of how much profit drug companies really make, we obtained the actual price of active ingredients used in some of the most popular drugs sold in America. \r\n\r\n\r\nThe data below speaks for itself.\r\n\r\n\r\nCelebrex: 100 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $130.27\r\nCost of general active ingredients: $ 0.60\r\nPercent markup: 21,712%\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nClaritin: 10 mg \r\nConsumer Price (100 tablets): $215.17\r\nCost of general active ingredients: $0.71\r\nPercent markup: 30,306% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nKeflex: 250 mg \r\nConsumer Price (100 tablets): $157.39\r\nCost of general active ingredients: $1.88\r\nPercent markup: 8,372% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLipitor: 20 mg \r\nConsumer Price (100 tablets): $272.37\r\nCost of general active ingredients: $5.80\r\nPercent markup: 4,696% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNorvasc: 10 mg \r\nCONSUMER price (100 tablets): $188.29\r\nCost of general active ingredients: $0.14\r\nPercent markup: 134,493% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPaxil: 20 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $220.27 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $7.60\r\nPercent markup: 2,898% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPrevacid: 30 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $44.77 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $1.01\r\nPercent markup: 34,136% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPrilosec: 20 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $360.97 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $0.52\r\nPercent markup: 69,417% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nProzac: 20 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $247.47 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $0.11\r\nPercent markup: 224,973% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTenormin: 50 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $104.47 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $0.13\r\nPercent markup: 80,362% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nVasotec: 10 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $102.37 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $0.20\r\nPercent markup: 51,185% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nXanax: 1 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $136.79 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $0.024\r\nPercent markup: 569,958% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nZestril: 20 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $89.89\r\nCost of general active ingredients: $3.20\r\nPercent markup: 2,809 % \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nZithromax: 600 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $1,482.19 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $18.78\r\nPercent markup: 7,892% \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nZocor: 40 mg \r\nConsumer price (100 tablets): $350.27 \r\nCost of general active ingredients: $8.63\r\nPercent markup: 4,059% \r\n\r\n\r\nZoloft: 50 mg\r\nConsumer price: $206.87\r\nCost of general active ingredients: $1.75\r\nPercent markup: 11,821%\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSince the cost of prescription drugs is so outrageous, I thought everyone should know about this. Please read the following and pass it on. \r\n\r\nIt pays to shop around. This helps to solve the mystery as to why they can afford to put a Walgreen''s on every corner. On Monday night, Steve Wilson, an investigative reporter for Channel 7 News in Detroit, did a story on generic drug price gouging by pharmacies. He found in his investigation, that some of these generic drugs were marked up as much as 3,000% or more. Yes, that''s not a typo. three thousand percent! So often, we blame the drug companies for the high cost of drugs, and usually rightfully so. But in this case, the fault clearly lies with the pharmacies themselves.\r\n\r\nFor example, if you had to buy a prescription drug, and bought the name brand, you might pay $100 for 100 pills. The pharmacist might tell you that if you get the generic equivalent, they would only cost $80, making you think you are &quot;saving&quot; $20. What the pharmacist is not telling you is that those 100 generic pills may have only cost him $10! \r\n\r\nAt the end of the report, one of the anchors asked Mr. Wilson whether or not there were any pharmacies that did not adhere to this practice, and he said that Costco consistently charged little over their cost for the generic drugs. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI went to the Costco site, where you can look up any drug, and get its online price. It says that the in-store prices are consistent with the online prices. I was appalled. Just to give you one example from my own experience, I had to use the drug, Compazine, which helps prevent nausea in chemo patients.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI used the generic equivalent, which cost $54.99 for 60 pills at CVS. I checked the price at Costco, and I could have bought 100 pills for $19.89. For 145 of my pain pills, I paid $72.57. I could have got 150 at Costco for $28.08.\r\n\r\nI would like to mention, that although Costco is a &quot;membership&quot; type store, you do NOT have to be a member to buy prescriptions there, as it is a federally regulated substance. You just tell them at the door that you wish to use the pharmacy, and they will let you in (this is true).'),
(17027, 'b2ad38f07c', '', 'WSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?'),
(17028, '75750f2ad9', '', 'hmmmm....... I might have a processor laying around, I will have to check it out. I will get back to you.'),
(17029, '5195739bf6', '', 'I got some older ones around, nothing that would help you out though.. I got a 1GHZ and a 700MHZ..'),
(17030, 'e1262e519f', '', 'Not more than we are I bet. :P'),
(17031, 'f397a250c9', '', 'Nice. Now leave this one on for awhile. :P'),
(17032, '37815e2d4f', '', 'I like the original one the best.  They are all good but the new ones look cartoonish. :P'),
(17033, 'ac3fc42006', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]hmmmm....... I might have a processor laying around, I will have to check it out. I will get back to you.[/quote]\r\n\r\nWould be much appreciated...I finally remembered my camera but I forgot the USB cable :/ go figure...'),
(49539, 'd9bc0b4095', '', 'Selling My 01 Dyna for this.\r\nBuell XB12R\r\n\r\n[img:d9bc0b4095]http://z.about.com/d/motorcycles/1/7/R/j/6/07buellxb12r.jpg[/img:d9bc0b4095]'),
(49578, '70224c10fd', 'Adrenaline Combos', 'Adrenaline Combos: \r\n\r\nKeep in mind that you have to press these key combos quickly.\r\n\r\nSpeed (makes you run faster): Forward , Forward , Forward , Forward\r\nBooster (gives health) : Back , Back , Back , Back\r\nInvisible (does what it says) : Right , Right , Left , Left\r\nBerserk (makes weapons shoot faster) : Forward , Forward , Back , Back \r\nCamouflage (does what it says) : Left , Left , Left , Left (Requires a mutator)\r\nPint Sized (makes your head smaller) : Right , Right , Right , Right (Requires a mutator)');
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(17036, '4a824757ee', '{dFb} Members FTP access', 'I have added an FTP account for all {dFb} members to use. This will allow you to upload images through an FTP and link to them so you can display your signatures or whatever without using places like photobucket and such.\r\n\r\nThere are a couple rules.. [color=red:4a824757ee]\r\nDO NOT mess with anyone elses stuff!!!\r\nDO NOT give access to non {dFb} members!!![/color:4a824757ee]\r\n\r\nIf you do not fallow these rules you will be denied access to this feature and possibally removed from the clan.. I know it sounds harsh but it''s not cool to mess with other peoples shit.. So be respectful please.\r\n\r\nTo access the FTP account, use an FTP program such as File Zilla 2.2.28 it''s free and works very well. Better than some paid for FTP programs. It can be downloaded from here: http://sourceforge.net/project/showfiles.php?group_id=21558\r\n[color=blue:4a824757ee]\r\nTo connect to the FTP account use the fallowing:\r\n\r\nAddress: ftp2.dfbgaming.com\r\nPort: 21\r\nUsername: dfbmembers\r\nPassword: necrolikesass\r\n [/color:4a824757ee]\r\nTo link to your image use the fallowing structure.\r\n\r\nhttp://members.dfbgaming.com/YourName/example.jpg\r\n\r\nreplace the example.jpg part with the name of your image.\r\nFor example: if your images are in a folder called Bob and the name is lickMyass.gif the address to link or display your image would be http://members.dfbgaming.com/Bob//lickMyass.gif\r\n\r\nWe also now have FTP access through TeamSpeak 3, connect to TS to inquire.\r\n\r\nIf you need help with anything send me a PM or hop on TS and I will help ya out.'),
(64418, '48fb3e6ed7', '', 'do we still have a 99 Euro server?'),
(64421, 'f9f2cf00d8', '', 'test'),
(64422, 'c7347c939a', '', '..'),
(64425, '1c10c3420b', '', 'i think thas took the server down like 4 or 5 months ago or so... oh btw... hi everyone!!!  :P'),
(64424, 'a9b189e8ee', 'Windows 8 Downloads', 'See this: http://forums.mydigitallife.info/threads/29322-The-Official-Windows-8-Repository'),
(64426, '716c2e3f02', 'New Map for UT 99 - DM-!!{dFb}-MooseKnuckleCabin', 'So a lot of us have been playing UT 99 again lately and noticed we never really officially released this map. This was created by {dFb}Vanquisher about a year ago and although many of the dFb members will remember this map our other visitors may not.\r\n\r\nIt would be a shame not to share this great map with the rest of the remaining UT 99 community as it really is a excellent sniper map.\r\n\r\nYou know how as time goes on and a lot of the time things only get better and better with a game? Well this is no exception. This map really shows the UT editor''s power!\r\n\r\nAnyway check out this map! You can download it from <a href="http://dfbgaming.com/stuff/Maps/DM-!!%7BdFb%7D-MooseKnuckleCabin.zip"> ~ HERE ~ </a>\r\n\r\nGood sized map for sniper style play with lots of great places to hide.\r\n\r\n<img src="http://www.dfbgaming.com/stuff/images/moose.png"><br>\r\n<img src="http://www.dfbgaming.com/stuff/images/moose2.png">'),
(64427, 'de221051c4', 'NCIS McGee Plays UT2004 - Funny', '<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6hWdVxBHXBk" frameborder="0"></iframe>'),
(64428, '60261cde1e', '', 'yeah if only it looked like this for me and anyone else using D3D..I''ve noticed that when I use software (CPU) rendering as opposed to D3D (GPU), the map is much brighter..but I don''t wanna waste CPU time on GFX when I got a card for that...up the light levels!'),
(64429, '26159bea56', 'Stuff that needs redirecting', 'It would be a great help if any of you notice that an item being downloaded goes fully to 100%..this means it''s coming from the UT server rather than the redirect...explanation:\r\nbasically UT fetches the uncompressed file size and starts the download...but when it''s downloading, it''s fetching a compressed file that''s likely ~58% of the original size..this is why when you DL something it only goes to ~60% and completes..So if anyone knows for certain any files that need to be compressed, just let me know and I''ll compress/upload em to the redirect'),
(17046, '618149bf38', '', 'yeah fresh meat!'),
(17047, '9bbfe472c5', '', 'nice one there evilone'),
(17049, 'f4ce7d03b1', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]yeah fresh meat![/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\ni think ya watch too many prizon movies man &gt;\r\n\r\n\r\ngood finally someone new to kick my ass in game  :-x'),
(17050, '21ac559ec9', '', 'the first new one i like it has that gritty UT feel to it but i like the current one more the second new one i agree with greenie on it looks cartoony and we all know who p0wn3$ anime in this house and thats me biznatch'),
(64647, '115b53da54', '', 'This remind me of an MW2 mod ised to run on PS3...I was just sayin for UT, I don''t see anything happening with it..now as for a new game..this has a ton of potential...and the fact the minecraft owns like it does tells me that this engine is no where near obsolete..just need the right idea and it''ll sell'),
(64648, '2f06f599ff', '', 'Thank You To All.  And I Feel the same I am Honnerd to be apart Of This Family.  And it Is One of A Kind Pleasure.   ;)  Im Gonna Love It here.  \r\n\r\nRegards \r\n{dFb}BOXER\r\n\r\nNew Family Member'),
(64649, '01f51e2fa7', '', 'LOL Wow that is pretty neat. :)'),
(64650, '78d31a4d3d', '', 'Love the statue, name font, and presents. xD'),
(64659, 'cb06a72173', '', 'Yeah I know you would say anything bad man LOL and yeah It all sounds Good to Me Brother.  :D.'),
(64660, '064f168317', '', 'Sorry ment to Say Would''nt.  lol grrrrrrr'),
(64661, 'f502e45efc', '', '1. What is Your UT Name? Jackal\r\n2. How Old are You? (Though we say 21 or older we do make exceptions) 49\r\n3. How Long Have You Been Playing UT? Since 99\r\n4. What Clan(s) Have You Been A part of?esg/dou\r\n5. If Yes, Why Did You Leave The Clan?to many rules  \r\n6. What is your MSN (if you don''t have it, get it)chunky-monkey-1@hotmail.co.uk\r\n7. Do You Have Team Speak? Yes \r\n8. Do You Have A Mic? Yes \r\n9. How many hours a week do you play UT?  as much as I can\r\n10. Are you or have you ever been affiliated with a cheating clan or group? No\r\n\r\n\r\nim BOXER dad lol  :D  :evil:'),
(64662, 'e4425d3f66', 'Jackal for member', 'Jackal is Boxer''s Dad, wants to join, has been coming around with His Son Boxer and likes it alot here.'),
(17054, '83690da5a2', '', 'ok here''s something I forgot.. \r\n\r\nTo make things easier everyone who decides to use this you can make folders for your self.. To do this (if your using FillaZilla) right click and select [color=orange:83690da5a2]Create Directory[/color:83690da5a2] a little window will appear. Where it says New Folder erase that and type in the name you wish to call the folder. I suggest naming it after yourself so everyone knows it''s yours..\r\n\r\nNow to link to your images or whatever you will use this structure:\r\n\r\nlets say you named your folder example and the image you uploaded is called example.gif Your address will be:\r\n\r\nhttp://members.dfbgaming.com/example/example.gif\r\n\r\nIf you really wanted to and know how you could use this to make an html website of your own. Basically make a folder and put all your html files in it and use the above link structure to access it and show it to others.\r\n\r\nI have put together a quick html example website to show you the possibilities of what can be done using a simple template.. \r\nhttp://members.dfbgaming.com/MattMan/example/index.html\r\nAny of you can do this with a little html knowledge. \r\n\r\nBasically I''m dong this because some members have shown in interest in having there own website and since I do not have time to build websites for everyone this will give those who want, the ability and option to learn how to do it.'),
(17055, '0605678202', 'Test', 'Testing MySQL replication...\r\n\r\nTest 2\r\n\r\n123'),
(17056, '0a782aa0e7', '', 'Test3\r\n\r\n------------'),
(49570, '3aba39b9bf', '', 'in israel that car would cost somthing like 15,000 $ !!!\r\nsend it over here lol'),
(17058, '55222f8984', '', 'Its an Intel 3.0 or 3.2, I cant remember and I dont have the documents. The is a fan and heat sink that comes with it. If you think it will work, let me know and give me your address.'),
(17059, 'c3af21cc7e', 'New Forum', 'Well we have a new forum bcuz that forum fucked up some how and I couldnt fix it but this has same theme but its better http://snipingdeathsquad.jconserv.net/index.php'),
(17060, '258fbc9492', '', 'cool, will check it out soon.'),
(17061, '4edd3a7b2a', 'Chris Rock says....', 'Chris Rock''s &quot;Quote of the Year&quot;\r\n\r\n     &quot;You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America''s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn''t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.\r\n\r\n     Need I say more?&quot;'),
(17062, 'e96fe243ee', '', 'LOL!'),
(17063, 'ccc40c4579', '', 'roflmao he''s got a point'),
(17064, 'a1fcb15368', '', '[quote=&quot;SatanClause&quot;]roflmao he''s got a point[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\ntell me about it.'),
(17065, '41b0ba100f', '', 'That''s funny but don''t forget about Canada.  In Canada we............Ah........well, we........... Ya but We have.........Oh never mind!  :roll:'),
(17066, 'dc7a7cb937', '', 'Thanks for letting us know. :P'),
(17067, 'afd0422e41', 'avatar', 'my new avatar is up ... let the games begin... &lt;hipN0&gt;'),
(17068, '5af28c0118', '', 'oh no another Anime lover!!'),
(17069, 'e9bd3ff46f', 'dfb clan', '[color=blue:e9bd3ff46f][/color:e9bd3ff46f] Lmao Im down i need no practice ... practice makes perfect and im already their.. lmao.. wanna see a n00b whoOp yo arse?..  :lol:   &lt;hipN0&gt;'),
(17070, 'e382aea351', 'Re: dfb clan', '[quote=&quot;hipn0&quot;][color=blue:e382aea351][/color:e382aea351] Lmao Im down i need no practice ... practice makes perfect and im already their.. lmao.. wanna see a n00b whoOp yo arse?..  :lol:   &lt;hipN0&gt;[/quote]\r\n\r\nHey bunghole, you have to be in the clan to play in the match.. If you wanna join the {dFb} play on the dFb server and get on TS.. If it turns out that your not retarded then we will prolly vote you in the clan.'),
(17072, '6b2a958636', 'dfb', 'ok.. ill play on your server first.. ...lmao yes matt i like my anime.. lol &lt;hipN0&gt;'),
(17073, 'eff9a1d322', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]oh no another Anime lover!![/quote]\r\n\r\nsweet so thats me hipn0 and ace :)'),
(17075, '338d6fa6bc', 'Voice Pks', 'Hey this is Maker from HOH. I have a question about voice pks. I noticed that when I go on your server and kill someone, I can hear my voice pk if I have auto taunt selected. On our server, if I kill someone I don''t hear my voice pk. Everyone else does hear  my taunts except me and vice versa. If I open up the taunt menu and select one then I do hear it but not if I kill someone. I have all the server package lines for each voice pk. in the ini file. We also have Monster Hunt on the same server and when I''m blasting monsters, I do hear my voice pk. Anyone have any ideas on how to fix this?'),
(17076, '3feed3cab6', '', 'Hmm, The only thing that comes to mind is we are running Valhalla Avatar on our server.\r\n\r\nValhalla Avatar is a mod that allows clients to use any model, skin, or voicepack on your server, regardless of whether or not it is installed server-side. Not sure but maybe that could have something to do wit it.'),
(17077, '5a127998ca', '', 'Come on Greenie! We have the Trailer Park Boys!'),
(17078, '0c93506a33', '', 'Hey, actually I''m running that mod too. My problem doesn''t have anything to do with that, I think. Like you said, that mod allows you to use any voice pk or skin without it having to be installed in the server. My problem is I can''t hear my taunts if I kill someone but they can hear the taunt. Other people hear the taunts. I do have auto taunt enabled. The weird thing like I said is if I''m playing Monster Hunt and blasting monsters, I hear all my taunts.'),
(17079, 'ea445bf446', '', 'To bad i aggree with evilone thanks for the comments though'),
(17081, 'e063ba849e', '', 'Good choice picking the worst of the 3! :P'),
(17087, '74e7300f5c', '', 'i dont think so but i got another one like it that i might try out'),
(17083, 'ee734df133', '', 'its not the worst my old current one is'),
(17084, '1ca9d27bf4', '', 'lmfao nice post bubbles'),
(17085, '23de3db228', '', 'True Bubbles but is that something we really want to brag about? 8O'),
(17086, '59d1dbeac8', '', 'If you mean the blue one, that was the best work you have done. That one was wicked! :P'),
(17088, '69981eb0c9', '', '[img:69981eb0c9]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/dfbmajerpayne.jpg[/img:69981eb0c9]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nEH?!'),
(17089, '353461dded', '', 'We''re having that same issue on our sniper server.... you can''t hear your own auto taunts anymore  :cry:'),
(17090, 'b035892f15', '', 'I just noticed, I can''t hear my own taunts on the dFb server.. Weird..'),
(17091, 'fc0c431cb2', '', 'YO YO YO'),
(17092, '40c3a9b467', '', 'yo'),
(17093, '5d26e4b8ec', '', '12345\r\n\r\nYo'),
(17096, 'cdac13b44c', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Nice sig man[/quote]'),
(17097, '577aab9e4b', '', 'That''s weird Mattman. I was just on your server the other day and I heard my auto taunts.'),
(17098, '0022d20711', '', 'Mattman rocks...............I would also like to personally thank you man....................\r\n\r\nAs some of you may know our website was hacked and trashed all up. I am just dropping by to let everyone know that our site is back up and running. I would like to invite everyone to register and drop a post in our forums to let us know what you think. For those of you that were registered in our old site you will need to reregister. (Sorry you know how it goes.) I also want to let you guys know that we have an additional UT 99 server. This new HOH Clan Server (8.9.37.189:7777) is a Camping server that has DM and TM, as well as MH with our NEW custom Uzi. Hope that everyone will drop by and give it a try………………….\r\n\r\nThanks and I’ll see you around soon……………]-HOH-[Blood\r\n\r\nPS - Socks are good in my book......lol........does that make sense...........who cares............lmao..........cyas'),
(17099, '779b091cae', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Nice sig man[/quote][/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat the hell did ya post to this old ass topic bk?'),
(17100, '2a6ad3bfec', '', 'yea that blue one is better.'),
(17101, 'ef677f4d52', '', 'I don''t get it, I can''t hear them on my machine. But when my wife is playing and I kill her I can her my taunts coming out on her speakers but not on mine.. lol I have never noticed this before.'),
(17102, '41b0b9f4c3', '', 'Just keepin it real, man! now lets go get drunk as f**k and eat chicken fingers.'),
(17111, 'c1d59333ba', '', 'WTF?'),
(17121, '76fb0e4585', '', 'Nice stuff, But now its time for a beer LMAO :lol: \r\n[img:76fb0e4585]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/KILLERS/beer.jpg[/img:76fb0e4585]\r\n[img:76fb0e4585]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/html/modules/Imagehost/images/sigs/TOAO-KILLER/killersig[1].jpg[/img:76fb0e4585]\r\n [img:76fb0e4585]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/KILLERS/Killersig2.gif[/img:76fb0e4585]'),
(17131, 'edeb35751c', '', 'Hay you cant have pizza without beer LMAO :lol: \r\n[img:edeb35751c]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/KILLERS/beer.jpg[/img:edeb35751c]\r\n[img:edeb35751c]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/html/modules/Imagehost/images/sigs/TOAO-KILLER/killersig[1].jpg[/img:edeb35751c]\r\n [img:edeb35751c]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/KILLERS/Killersig2.gif[/img:edeb35751c]'),
(17141, '2fa1c72d30', '', '[quote=&quot;Blood&quot;]For those of you that were registered in our old site you will need to reregister. (Sorry you know how it goes.) [/quote]\r\n Not being a dick or anything, but backup your MySQL DB. I''m sure if you asked nice enough, eMac could write a small script that would extract just the user info tables (or the entire DB) into an .sql file which could then be uploaded via phpMyAdmin. I actually think, if I remember correctly, that phpMyAdmin has these functions built-in. You would just need to set up a schedualer to automate the process every night. Hell, you could even have it upload the backup via FTP to your PC. I would script this for you, but my only net access right now is a friend''s PC. Bitch_Killer is sending me a CPU, then all I need is RAM. So, with any luck, I''ll be back soon. In case you are wondering who I am..I created the UT99 stealth mods. Also, look in the MP3 player under Techno...There''ll be a track titled Trance Special by DJ Cue...which is my DJ name...\r\n\r\nJust my two cents...'),
(17151, '8f63ad8bb2', '', 'Yes; www.wjf-clan.nl'),
(17161, 'c3f836bfee', '', 'I''m glad he did post here or else I wouldn''t have caught the Juggarnaut LOL I love that, so hilarious'),
(17221, 'c392c34c83', '', 'Blue one Rocks! :P'),
(64630, 'de60471743', 'BOXER', 'I''ve had a good talk with him and he wants to join...'),
(64631, 'f0c8a1f6f3', '', 'What is he like?'),
(64632, 'c8c1ebb049', '', 'He''s a cool cat. He''s been playing solely on our 99 server and in TS being social. He''s all about being dedicated and the idea of dFb being a family. He''s not half bad either for being thousands of miles away. (From Europe, though I don''t remember exactly where.)'),
(64633, 'dca64b813f', '', 'welcome and enjoy the servers'),
(64634, 'e8e4c3edad', '/', 'Thank you Vey Much and Will Do.   :wink:'),
(64635, '3680901488', '', 'Great to see you here in the forums.\r\n\r\nWelcome Brother'),
(64636, '464a44d30d', '', 'Thank you Very Much Posty ;)'),
(64637, 'b8c585ddea', '', 'Just an update as I''m using UTPT to export ChaosUT Meshes...UCC is throwing warnings about meshmaps (a meshmap basically tells UT what regions of a mesh to apply a texture to..no biggie), but the meshes work perfectly...So I''d say definitely use UTPT first...if ur shit''s still jacked, then use the method I described...'),
(64638, '718d36bf46', '', 'PLAYED HIS ASS TODAY, HAD FUN, LOTS OF IT, I VOTE HIM IN. HE IS JUST UP THE ROAD FROM ME LOCATION WISE.'),
(64639, 'cb1e1eaade', '', 'Yes, great guy if you ask me. I VOTE YES.'),
(64640, '9dd4e775fe', '', 'Well he has 8 votes i guess thts it ....welcome to the clan mate. :)'),
(64641, '5e83d6a78d', '', 'Welcome to the clan Boxer. Am honored to call you family .'),
(64642, '26a6dd7ec2', '', 'Hole crap Password .....Amazing .'),
(64643, '582a1714eb', 'Intersesting Idea', 'DM map where you can summons your own movers and weapons .\r\n  Example &quot;summon minigun2&quot;\r\n                &quot;summon allammo&quot;\r\n\r\nWithout being in god mode and he is working on a playbale version with movers to test out .\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://www.ut99.org/download/file.php?id=3583\r\n\r\n<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KVdZUu03j7Q" frameborder="0"></iframe>'),
(64644, 'd33ca2fb13', '', 'Interesting scriptwise...useless gamewise'),
(64645, 'f2203a31bd', '', 'He is trying to make a construction mod for team work  i MH or something.\r\n\r\nMy idea with it is in clan matches to be able to summon a ref to your spot ,from spectator mode to in game .\r\nOr for us lets say we make a pick up or control box like a pick up and we a summon what we want with it .Then if you die the pick up will be left alone for someone else or go back to default place .\r\n\r\nInteresting ideas is all .'),
(64646, 'ea60a2b5c0', 'Tweaks GFX', 'Found this info :\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTweak Windows and ALL Graphics drivers\r\n\r\nPostby Dr.Flay Â» Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:00 pm\r\nAfter you have read the thread on tweaking your UT settings, you may well want to tweak your Windows driver settings.\r\nHere is a list of the extras you can use to unlock the power of your graphics card.\r\n\r\nnVidia users should install nVidia''s own &quot;System Tools&quot; package for access to extra motherboard and GFX options (very useful for nForce motherboards).\r\nhttp://www.nvidia.com/object/nvidia_system_tools.html\r\nFind ideal settings for your nVidia card.\r\nhttp://www.geforce.com/optimize/optimal-game-settings\r\n\r\nATI users should get ATItool\r\nhttp://www.techpowerup.com/atitool/\r\nCheck the beta forum link for the newer version\r\nOr ATI Tray (Access more options than you can believe!)\r\nhttp://www.guru3d.com/article/ati-tray-tools-/\r\nhttps://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... Tray_Tools\r\nOr get GPUTool\r\nhttp://www.techpowerup.com/downloads/Tweaking/\r\n\r\nBoth nVidia and ATI users can also use RivaTuner\r\nhttp://www.guru3d.com/index.php?page=rivatuner&amp;menu=8\r\n\r\nIf you have a laptop, or a card that you cannot install new generic drivers from nVidia or ATI (only the manufactures old installers work).\r\nThen you NEED the &quot;Mobility Modder&quot; utility.\r\nnVidia - http://www.hardwareheaven.com/nvmodtool.php\r\nATI - http://www.hardwareheaven.com/modtool.php\r\n\r\nIf you don''t have an nVidia or an ATI card, or even have an ancient GFX with no modern support, then do not worry I have the tool for you :highfive:\r\nPowerStrip (Actually, you should all get this one anyway)\r\nhttp://entechtaiwan.com\r\nPre-historic GFX chips can also be configured with version v2.78 (95/98/NT/2000).\r\nhttp://entechtaiwan.com/util/ps2.shtm\r\n*3dfx, Number Nine, Cirrus Logic, Rendition, S3, and Tseng Labs.\r\n\r\nUSEFULL TWEAK TOOLS\r\nCacheman - You can use it for free, but the auto-optimise is disabled. It will give you a dynamic drive caching system. Access to many windows registry options. and (my personal holy grail) memorised task priority settings. The context sensitive help file in this prog will teach you more windows info than you can believe!\r\nhttp://www.outertech.com\r\n\r\nSpeedfan - This totally free tool allows you to change your bus speed via software (If you get it wrong, just reboot and everything is back to normal) in increments of 1 MHz! You set a &quot;High speed&quot; and a &quot;normal/low speed&quot;. You can literally over-clock your PC to within 1MHz of it''s life :wtf:\r\nThis does not seem to upset UT the same way as hardware based variable processor speed changes :tu:\r\nhttp://www.almico.com\r\nNOTE: severe overclocking can slow your PC instead of speeding it up!\r\n\r\nSpeederXP - This is an odd tool. As far as I can tell, this seems to adjust the timing of Windows instead of hardware, and can unlock insane speeds from your PC.\r\nIt may well play havoc with UT''s timing, so don''t push the slider all the way up. The site seems to have had a dodgy history, but I can find no issue with the actual software, and I have used it occasionally for 3 or 4 years.\r\nhttp://www.speederxp.com\r\nhttp://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/speederxp.com\r\n\r\nXteq X-Setup - The mother of all tweak utillities! This prog is now totally free as the parent company closed, but it provides an unbeatable interface and framework for tweaking windows and other software. All the scripts are viewable/editable. You can even make your own (some UT specific tweaks could be easily created for example)\r\nhttp://www.xteq.com\r\n\r\nAutopatcher - Get all Micro$oft (and more :wink: ) updates in an offline installation package, that will install updates without the need of registration or WPA or WGA (Great for system admins like me).\r\nhttp://www.autopatcher.com\r\n\r\nPC Decrapifier - You have a laptop full of stupid utilities supplied by the manufacturer, but don''t know what you can get rid of ? Then visit this site.\r\nhttp://pcdecrapifier.com\r\n\r\nSlimWare Utilities Good alternative to PC Decrapifier. These use cloud based decision making. Also the driver updater is worth checking out.\r\nhttps://www.slimwareutilities.com\r\n\r\njv16 PowerTools - The only registry cleaner worth downloading. I have been using this prog since its previous incarnation of &quot;Regcleanr&quot;, way back on Win95. It is simply the best. It will do far more than just clean your registry !\r\nhttp://www.macecraft.com\r\nhttp://www.macecraft.com/registry_clean ... rison2010/ - comparison with 176 other products :wink:\r\n\r\nAuslogics Disk Defrag - Excellent free and pro disc defrag utility.\r\nhttp://www.auslogics.com\r\n\r\nDefraggler and CCleaner - Excellent free disc defrag and clean-up tools\r\nhttp://www.piriform.com\r\n\r\nSystem Ninja - Another excellent system tweaker and remover of unwanted files. Also makers of CCEnhancer.\r\nhttp://singularlabs.com/software/\r\n\r\nNOTE:\r\nA very common issue I find on home-made PC''s that I have to fix, is a lack of &quot;Chipset divers&quot;.\r\nYour motherboards chipset drivers are extremely important for stability and full speed. These drivers should always be installed before your GFX and sound card drivers (The compatibility drivers installed during Windows installation will not do).\r\nIf you do not know what chipset your PC uses, then you can use PC Wizard to look inside your machine.\r\nPC Wizard - See what is inside your PC, even if the drivers are not installed (it''s like a small free SiSoft Sandra).\r\nhttp://www.cpuid.com\r\n\r\nOverclocking and tweaking downloads and info at Guru3D\r\nhttp://downloads.guru3d.com/download.php?id=13\r\n\r\nI keep this list maintained on http://my.opera.com/Unreal-Tournament/b ... ak-windows where you will find further information on effective drive usage.\r\nLast edited by Dr.Flay on Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:23 pm, edited 8 times in total.\r\nUnreal News: http://my.opera.com/Unreal-Tournament/links/ (Updated constantly)\r\nDr.Flay''s page: http://my.opera.com/dr-flay/blog/unreal/\r\nFree Mashup music http://www.last.fm/label/Fishy+Business\r\nImage\r\nUnofficial support page: http://my.opera.com/Unreal-Tournament/b ... -weapons-3\r\n\r\nUser avatar\r\nDr.Flay\r\n    Inhuman\r\n     \r\n    Posts: 766\r\n    Joined: Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:26 pm\r\n    Location: Kernow, UK\r\n    Personal rank: C= AMIGA freak'),
(17241, '0b621750b0', '', 'i have the same issue here.....if you find how to fix it.....:)'),
(17251, '6547acde07', '', 'lol greenie...\r\nsorry i havn''t been around for a week...\r\ni have alot to update you all...\r\ni''ll do it soon\r\nthanks again to everyone...'),
(17261, '46951e420e', '', 'nice mapppppp'),
(17271, '92af45f84d', '', 'looks great....'),
(17281, '31078d536e', '', 'heeeellllooooooo dofy'),
(17291, '6735e4a45b', '', 'i can here mine just fine maybe it depends on what voice pack it is?\r\nmine is Pure Pwnage'),
(17301, '440bc656ab', '', 'hey hipno....have fun'),
(17311, 'bf0ba77cb7', 'merried!!!!', 'well...hey all\r\none of the reasons thst i was off for a week is that i finially got the brain to...\r\nPOP THE QUESTION....\r\nWILL YOU MERRIE ME???\r\nand what do you know pepole...she sad...YES!!!!\r\nanyway it''s probebly gonna be in june 2007....\r\nso greenie....\r\ni''ll be 28 when i''ll merried my girl....just like you homo...\r\nDAMMMM \r\nit''s a great news...lol'),
(17321, 'd66d975c7a', '', 'hey ziiiiiiiilllllaaa\r\nnice update to the forum'),
(17331, 'bce0d2b567', '', 'CONGRATULATIONS SAURON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  just wait til she finds out after she sobers up....\r\nbut seriously, thats GREAT!!!'),
(17341, 'e7dd65931e', '', 'hehe good one bubbles...thanks man....'),
(17351, 'e8efd722d6', '', 'Congrats Sauron!'),
(17361, '18cba309a6', '', 'Congrats!!!'),
(17371, 'f005b01a46', '', 'Way to go buddy!  Your sex life is comming to an end. :P'),
(17381, '740c97e3de', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;][quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]oh no another Anime lover!![/quote]\r\n\r\nsweet so thats me hipn0 and ace :)[/quote]\r\n\r\nWow! A gay threesome!  And Mike is braging! :roll:'),
(17391, '990ebad6af', '', 'Nothing personal Hipno. :P'),
(17401, '209e0fe3c3', '', 'I hear mine on some servers and not others. Voice packs are anoying anyway. People use them too often. It should be a statement not an all the time thing. :?'),
(17411, '4e4916d62b', '', 'Nice to see you back. Congrats on the big news. :P'),
(17421, '33bcce14bc', '', 'Congratulations Sauron!! I''m so happy for you, I wish you two the best of luck and a great life together!  :D'),
(17431, '0dfe78b737', '', 'congrats bunghole'),
(17441, '403dd158a7', '', 'thanks  Matt, Babygrrl,Dillan,Evilone,GreenMan....\r\n\r\nHoooo greenie... sex is only getting better...i''m sorry to hear that your sex life with KATANA was over when you got merried....LOL'),
(17451, 'c315633a34', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Wow! A gay threesome!  And Mike is braging! :roll:[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou took the words right out of my mouth....'),
(17461, '327feacc98', '', 'LOL, First; congrats Sauron, second; you will know later what we speak of. Hopefully this post will be here in 6 or 7 years so you can have a good laugh (and cry)'),
(17471, 'f19d525f6e', '', 'congrats :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:  :!: \r\n :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  21crazy  shitz  shitz  lickme1  getbent  getbent  getbent  boobies1  boobies1  boobies1  upyours  pisson  nutkick  necronoob  merockon  merockon2  :?:  :?:'),
(17481, '5f4efd9718', '', 'Cool man ...........................thanks for the info...................................'),
(17491, '3248b0c196', '', 'Congrats sauron!!!'),
(17511, 'ce296fb596', '', 'Well, I just checked your server and yes I can hear my auto taunts, Now auto taunts don''t play when you get a headshot because of the announcement and thats normal. So I don''t understand why you can''t hear yours MattMan. That''s weird!'),
(17521, 'e3328d447d', '', 'Congratulations Sauron!\r\n\r\nI was 28 when I got married too, and NO your sex life doesn''t end so don''t worry about it.\r\n\r\nJust make sure your wife is a nympho like mine.  You know the type, they like to do it twice a year... :lol:'),
(17531, 'cc9830e70a', '', 'congrats  man and the day after you get merried ya will find yer brain in yer underpants.'),
(17541, '84307af38f', '', 'how did words fit there with greenies dick already there. \r\n\r\n\r\nme in a 3some can happen me and 2 woman buth thats it.'),
(17551, '41d035cda2', '', 'Dont do it! 2 late...Congrats Dude!'),
(17561, '39b6839950', '', 'Congratulations Sauron!!  :D'),
(17571, '6c889e6b31', '', 'Congrats dude..................whats his name?'),
(17581, '23bd2085de', '', 'Just remember to let her know who is supposed to do the dishes, laundry, and cleaning the house and Bathroom. And when your done with these chores don''t forget to hand her your paycheck or no sex for YOU!   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[size=18:23bd2085de] Congratulations Buddy[/size:23bd2085de]'),
(17591, '1b02b04e11', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnim-Gay&quot;]how did words fit there with greenies dick already there. \r\n\r\n\r\nme in a 3some can happen me and 2 woman buth thats it.[/quote]\r\n\r\nstfu...go beat off to some anim-gay porn...\r\n\r\n...just fuckin with ya do0d...don''t get your panties in a bunch'),
(18891, 'c261a9e584', '', 'You ought to see how big Greenies is in metric, Mike! lol'),
(18901, 'c5cb7720f3', '', '[quote=&quot;bubbles&quot;]You ought to see how big Greenies is in metric, Mike! lol[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nno i don''t  :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:'),
(22091, 'b437430c8e', '', 'VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(22101, 'bce36f8987', '', 'SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(22111, 'c261637d36', '', 'yep'),
(22121, '369c8b366e', 'thanks guys', 'thanks evryone i look forward to meeting all of u espeacialy baby gurl damn ............'),
(22171, '1d49eab624', '', 'Looks like CCB is fitting in with the clan just fine. :P'),
(22181, 'a17cffd425', '', 'Don''t worry Sauron. The excitement will go away and the realisation that you life is over will kick in quickly. :P'),
(17641, '57878efd58', '', 'lol....guys you kill me here...\r\nshe.....NUFAR.....is reading this shit with me now...and she smile....i wounder why....LOL\r\nanyway....for now she is the best thing that happen to me since the first time i fragged ZILA...(was the last time too, he he)\r\nthanks again to everyone....\r\n\r\nthe wedding will be probebly in june....we are talking about it now...\r\nlove you all'),
(17651, 'c0fa665ec0', '[h4x] Clan', 'Hi everyone we have a freestyle/seige/reg weapons server at 209.40.96.166 make sure to come by!  And our site is www.h4x-clan.com, register and give us a holler!'),
(17661, 'cc237e3263', 'Re: dfb', '[quote=&quot;hipn0&quot;]ok.. ill play on your server first.. ...lmao yes matt i like my anime.. lol &lt;hipN0&gt;[/quote]\r\n\r\nGood luck and hide when I am on that server.................... :-x'),
(17671, '020c5381ea', 'Clans Unite: Ladders', 'Hello,\r\nI am Master leader of PTrOn Clan and I would like to introduce you to a new Competitive Ladder system. Offering you more than 14 different games with several types of ladders. \r\nWe also have 2 UT ladder servers to serve you better ;)\r\nYou may also request a specific ladder or game for your clan.\r\nAvailable features:\r\n-	Reputation system\r\n-	Log system \r\n-	Automated news system\r\n-	Advanced war module\r\n-	Event calendar\r\n-	Roster (Members list)\r\n-	And many more\r\n\r\nCheck us out at http://www.clansunite.com\r\nThank you\r\nMaster'),
(17681, '2ba026a798', '', 'yo'),
(17691, '1734448b8c', '', 'thanks for the info.... c ya'),
(17701, 'd671654f48', '', 'eyyyyyyy...thanks for the info...\r\nwelcom to our home'),
(17711, '190cb90597', '', 'Thanks for the info. I guess that XIS didn''t work out for you guys.'),
(17721, '02aca5597f', '', 'Thanks for the info. :P'),
(17781, '579c6df6fe', 'ay for da yayo', 'just checkin on yall and giving a taste of what i do(well what i like to do is breakdancing)\r\n&lt;object&gt;&lt;param&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param&gt;&lt;/param&gt;<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5m839ZX8Aws" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>&lt;/object&gt;'),
(17791, '35701225af', '', 'i also thought these were kewl\r\n&lt;object&gt;&lt;param&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param&gt;&lt;/param&gt;<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HG5-xo6pQ7w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>&lt;/object&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\nand this 1 only a true g would think its tite\r\n&lt;object&gt;&lt;param&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param&gt;&lt;/param&gt;<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3dZfITBppFU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>&lt;/object&gt;'),
(17801, '4b91c9309d', 'Hi from [BaM!]', 'Hello,\r\n \r\nJust wanted to drop by and say hi on behalf of [BaM!] and to let you know our server IP and website address!\r\n\r\nFreestyle Sniper/Instagib DM/Camping Server IP = 208.100.25.50\r\n\r\nWebsite = www.prime-skillz.com\r\n\r\nLook forward to seeing and playing with you guys! Too bad I couldn''t attend our first rumble, but I''m sure their will be more chances for me to blow your heads off! :P\r\n\r\nAlso Mattman could you please change my nick to [BaM!]Havoc :D thx'),
(17811, 'd740f5ae13', '', 'yo nut boy next time you stop by you need to get current with the changes we have made kiddo also we would like to hear from or about cali.'),
(17821, '53ce2b5b6a', '', 'nice...clip...how good you are kido???\r\nand....\r\nget your nuts here more often....\r\nsame thing for your mom.....how is she?'),
(17831, 'ea081cd30a', '', 'hey and welcom...thanks for the info'),
(17841, 'd20ea2403d', '', 'YOOO SQUIRREL!!!!'),
(17851, 'e4fd5ac808', '', 'yooo h4x glad to see ya here!'),
(17861, '29c1f5341f', 'have you experiance this....', 'hey all....\r\ni''m using a laptop to play...when i''m not home.\r\nanyway, when i''m playing an like to moove forward or use the teleport my image is shaking....like there is a mutator of a camping server...\r\nso i was playing in coupl of them and all the same in all servers....\r\ni went to a freestyle server ...like TUS and ...same shit... :(\r\n\r\nhave you ever experiance this?...\r\nany thought?.....\r\nHELPPPPPPPP'),
(17871, 'cde4b2142e', '', 'just like to add the i tried our server too... abd i got the same thing...\r\nit''s like i try to moove and somthing block me....\r\nso i need to letgo  the forward key and to press it again....and then after few meters...the same thing...\r\n\r\nagain... HELPPPP'),
(17881, 'cecef78e44', '', 'Heres the DfB UZI\r\n[img:cecef78e44]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/KILLERS/dfb.jpg[/img:cecef78e44]\r\n[img:cecef78e44]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/html/modules/Imagehost/images/sigs/TOAO-KILLER/killersig[1].jpg[/img:cecef78e44]\r\n [img:cecef78e44]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/KILLERS/Killersig2.gif[/img:cecef78e44]'),
(17891, 'acd93f989e', 'Contact Info for the Admin', 'As we grow we are starting to get into some legal areas of business. Contact info is a requirement for business, so for easy access I believe the admins should put there contact info here. However it is completely voluntary.'),
(17901, 'dc1ee68afb', '', 'James Zeman aka jimmyz\r\n\r\nAddress:\r\n6514 Hunters Chase Ln. \r\nLouisville, Ky 40258\r\n\r\nPhone:\r\n502-876-0447 New\r\n\r\nemail:\r\nair0jxz@yahoo.com'),
(17911, '684502ce7b', '', 'that happens to me once in a while, but only for a few second, I have no clue how to fix it though'),
(17921, '6438182a6a', '', 'yo'),
(17931, '3c20db2197', '', 'the laptop might not be capable of playing UT and also your internet connection make a difference aswell.\r\n\r\nwireless DSL wont connect too well or sometimes not at all.'),
(17941, 'ced4277dea', '', 'Congrats man im right behind you..lol'),
(17951, '2535e0bb97', '', 'Ron Lindsay aka your master\r\n\r\n6758 Cedar Acres Dr. \r\nGreely Ontario\r\nK4P-1G3\r\nCanada, eh\r\n\r\n613-482-1748\r\n\r\nrlindsay2003@rogers.com'),
(17961, '2c1c65edd3', '', 'Thanks for the welcome!  No some of our members were in XiS and they decided to make a clan of their own heading in a different direction.  Anyways nice site :-)'),
(17971, 'aa652db2ee', '', 'Matt Squadere\r\n2418 Guilderland Avenue\r\nSchenectady NY 12306\r\n\r\nHome 518-381-4713\r\nCell    518-526-8974'),
(17981, '1a59538cf9', '', 'GET A NEW SIG BITCH LOL jp\r\nnice to see you stoppin by homo'),
(17991, 'af5eae2bef', '', 'And get a new sig unless you whant to stay {bAd} your hole life!'),
(18001, '5a8a2462cc', '', 'Stop by and keep us updated \r\n\r\nThanks for the info'),
(18011, 'fbab253c0a', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]the laptop might not be capable of playing UT and also your internet connection make a difference aswell.\r\n\r\nwireless DSL wont connect too well or sometimes not at all.[/quote]My Thoughts exactly good call mike\r\n\r\nI KNOW FIRST HAND IF YOUR USIN WIRELESS , THAT IS MOST LIKELY YOUR PROBLEM'),
(18021, '0beeb2a412', '', 'Thanks for the info enjoy the site , TS , and servers!!!'),
(18031, '733500bc68', '', 'Wireless is just no good for gaming.  I had a wireless mouse and returned it the next day. :P'),
(18041, 'cb25c92cac', '', 'Nice to see you Squirrel. Tell mom that we miss her.  We would love to talk to her again soon. Is she too old to play the game now? :P'),
(18051, '4457676862', '', 'Blair Carty\r\n3487 Southgate Rd.\r\nOttawa, Ontario.\r\nk1v-7y5\r\nCanada Eh!\r\n\r\n613-526-4641\r\n\r\nblair_home@rogers.com'),
(18061, 'c053866329', '', '[quote=&quot;Godzilla&quot;]Congrats man im right behind you..lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat probably scares him more than getting married does!!!! :lol:'),
(18071, 'd0f6785211', '', 'Nice to see you here. Come back soon, I have a bullet for you! :P'),
(18081, '10f546f458', '', 'As usual, nice work. Thanks. :P'),
(18091, '1dc3946035', '', 'oh well...well im busy with 7th grade a lot...girls,grades,homies,girls lol'),
(18101, '6ae99fca80', '', 'YOOOO'),
(18111, '4f6ddd3d43', '', 'np,yw'),
(18121, 'fbd0779535', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]the laptop might not be capable of playing UT and also your internet connection make a difference aswell.\r\n\r\nwireless DSL wont connect too well or sometimes not at all.[/quote]My Thoughts exactly good call mike\r\n\r\nI KNOW FIRST HAND IF YOUR USIN WIRELESS , THAT IS MOST LIKELY YOUR PROBLEM[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nwell it happened to ace so thats the first thing that came to mind.'),
(18131, 'e145c40959', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Godzilla&quot;]Congrats man im right behind you..lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat probably scares him more than getting married does!!!! :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nit scares the hell out of me. scared for sauron'),
(18141, 'fb95cc7204', '', 'sure its homies and not homoes?\r\n\r\nand how is cali doing man\r\n\r\n\r\nand yea time to update yer sig and avatar kiddo.\r\n\r\n\r\nwe all miss ya both.'),
(18151, 'b398aeab38', 'Test', 'test'),
(18161, '60aded5909', 'yo yo', 'yo'),
(18171, '710ceb6e46', '', 'Yes, Killer is the man. Helped me out with a few questions I had when I was making a new sniper rifle for {FaA} a few weeks ago  :D\r\n\r\n[img:710ceb6e46]http://www.clanfaa.com/faanuke/4raptor/images/sniper_rifle_banner.jpg[/img:710ceb6e46]'),
(18181, 'aea907de42', '', 'Brett Jones \r\n\r\n729 N. Midway\r\nEscondido CA 92027\r\n\r\n760-212-5014\r\n\r\nE-Mail:  hd01dyna@yahoo.com or msn.com'),
(18191, '99b42e3b53', '', 'Eric MacDonald\r\n180 Auburn Street\r\nManchester, NH 03103\r\n\r\n603-669-6906\r\n\r\nubergeek03@gmail.com'),
(18201, '2c53981490', '', 'Yo Yo'),
(18211, '9bafc845a4', '', '[quote=&quot;squirrel&quot;]oh well...well im busy with 7th grade a lot...girls,grades,homies,girls lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nJust remember that girls are like icecream................. You can like more than one flavour. :P'),
(18221, '2eaa65c5e6', 'here we go again', 'i am being threatened with being kicked out of the house in 3 weeks if this happens i will no longer be online unless i find someone to take me in.\r\n\r\n\r\ntim and lori said i could move in with them if i have no where else to go even with that i would still be off line for a while till i get settled in.\r\n\r\nill keep ya posted as i can on what the hell is going on here.'),
(18231, '6e6e30b2a0', 'AMD vs Intel - dual cores...', 'http://www.tomshardware.com/2006/05/10/dual_41_ghz_cores/page45.html - for the poor folks who like to tinker.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.hardwarezone.com/articles/view.php?cid=2&amp;id=1896&amp;pg=10 - for those with more money to burn.\r\n\r\nBeen lookin at this crap too much lately without coming to a solid conclusion... no clear &quot;all-around&quot; winner IMO but I''m leaning towards Intel for my next build just because the pricing seems better that way now.  A new PC every 3 to 5 years (as tech improves) doesn''t sound too bad to me but I still keep putting it off... being kinda poor and all.  $300 roughly for mobo+processor is kinda my top end $$ goal.\r\n\r\nIt''s late, can''t sleep and nobody''s on TS.\r\n\r\nCurrent, aging system:\r\nAsus A7V333 +RAID\r\nAthlon XP 1800+\r\n1GB PC2700 + 512 PC2100 (would be 2gb PC2700 or more if I hadn''t broken that damned 3rd dimm slot...)\r\nATI AIW 8500DV (64MB)\r\nSB Audigy\r\nJust about a terrabyte of IDE/ATA HDD space altogether, 250GBx2 RAID 0 striped for video capture or whatever.  Mostly WD drives.  Maxtor sucks.  Samsung''s good.\r\n\r\nVideo processing/rendering and Photoshop crap are my main uses - not gaming really.\r\nI have 3 tuner cards (2 HDTV Wonders and one dual analog standard tuner from Hauppage) waiting for a home theater PC build using BeyondTV.  I''ll probably relegate the above mobo/proc/RAM and the 2x250 RAID 0 for this purpose but would need a newer vid card for HDTV watching and shifting.\r\n\r\nblah.'),
(18241, 'fa469a51a7', 'testing too', 'Let''s see.....................'),
(18251, 'f6fe58e2b0', '', 'i would go intell for now.\r\n\r\n\r\nhere is my system info.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://www.linuxhardware.org/article.pl?sid=02/03/20/1945258&amp;mode=thread\r\n\r\nhttp://www.hothardware.com/viewarticle.aspx?articleid=171\r\n\r\n\r\nSoyo P4I Fire Dragon Motherboard (Limited Edition):\r\n\r\nFeatures:\r\n\r\nEmbedded Hipoint 372 IDE RAID chip, provide ATA 133 IDE RAID 0,1,0+1 \r\n\r\nOn board 10/100 Mbps Ethernet function by PHY controller \r\n\r\nEmbedded CMI 8738 Audio chip to provide 6 channels audio solution \r\n\r\nProvide Smart Card Reader connector \r\n\r\nAdvanced Management Capabilities\r\n* Software power off control, Power-on by keyboard, Power-on by Alarm, Modem Ring On \r\n\r\nCPU FSB, core voltage &amp; multiplier could be adjusted via DIP setup\r\n \r\nSupports ATX12V power supply only \r\n\r\nSupports on-board Hardware Monitoring and includes Hardware Health Utility to \r\n\r\nstreamline your PC system management\r\n \r\nSupports WOL (Wake On LAN) function to simplify network management \r\n\r\nDIMM voltage adjustable \r\n\r\nAGP Pro voltage adjustable \r\n\r\nSuspend To RAM, Suspend To Disk\r\n\r\n\r\nand for drives i have INTERNIALLY \r\n\r\n1 floppy\r\n\r\na CD ROM drive\r\n\r\nC D and F drives being hard drives \r\n2, 120 GB and 1 80 GB HD\r\n\r\nEXTERNIAL is \r\n\r\n1, 80 GB 1, 200GB HDD\r\n\r\nand one DVD ROM multi format combo RW drive all its missing is litescribe and duel layer.\r\n\r\n\r\nvideo card is an XFX Nvidia GeForce 6200 with 256MB RAM'),
(18261, '2190471a0d', 'SUP SUP SUP', 'Woot Dynam-X service update for u ladies here at DFB 8)  8) \r\n\r\nHi just letting u know that a few *wDx* servers are running and to let u know that we are a run and gun sniper clan, with a server that has all sorts of gaming styles on it.   DM/ TDM/ CTF/ ICTF/ IDM/ ITDM/ JB/ AS/ shits and giggles (*wDx* made maps, small maps big guns,lots of pain and fun) and new to the server, Fragball. :D, we got original weapons, mods and mutators to make the fun that little bit wooty and a line up of members that will have u laughing on our ts till u cant breath no more :D\r\n\r\nwe also have an MH server which houses some of the best fun around in UT. check us out and look forward to fraggin with u {and fraggin u}\r\n\r\n\r\n20 slot Sniper Freestyle UT99 server 84.244.171.24:7777\r\n\r\n16 slot Monsterhunt UT99 server 84.244.130.185:7777\r\n\r\n20 slot Team Speak 2 voice server 84.244.130.11:8527\r\n\r\nmIRC Server: irc.delgurth.com Port: 6667 Channel #*wDx*\r\n\r\nwww.wootdynam-x.co.uk/index.php\r\n\r\n\r\nregards, *wDx* Night Stalker &amp; Clan\r\n\r\n\r\nP.S\r\n\r\nsorry about the ladie comment........cali i know ur not a ladie and i do appologize babes ur a &quot;Woman&quot;...please dont hunt me down and kill me :('),
(18271, '79824bfe76', '', 'Thanks for the info. :P  I am sorry to say that I think Cali may have given up on UT. She has not been around for months and we miss her lots. :cry:'),
(18281, '851f656fdb', '', 'Looks good to me. 8O  I would like to test some of that! :oops:'),
(18291, '6d02b0231e', '', 'Somethin fucked up, I dont know how I posted that??????'),
(18301, '0ce710bda3', '', 'no way , omg  8O  8O  :(  :(  :(  :(  8O  8O'),
(18311, 'b597887321', '', 'You mean the beer?'),
(64629, 'ed5ee4ab9b', 'fucking ACE', 'ok..we gotta do something and ACE is fucking retarded...no better than just physically sitting on a server waiting for someone to cheat and banning them..in fact...that would work out much better..but it''s impractical...there are still lame fags cheating so we need something...what can we do? Eric, you''re knowledgable in VC++ I think...can you create a cheat protection dll? Something where we can allow Linux people and regular ppl..atm ACE is banning everyone...I can add exceptions, but that leaves places for botters to slip in...and it shouldn''t be this fucking difficult..it would be nice to just add a couple lines to ut.ini and something just fucking work the way it''s supposed to...If we were to configure ACE to the point that it stops banning us, people can slip passed with bots..so we need to do something and it shouldn''t involve POS ACE/NPLoader..it''s junk and it''s only going to result in less people coming to the server'),
(18331, '31bf93c677', '', 'good 1 greeny and we can''t play ut until our other computer is fixed cause everytime i try to get on UT the computer freezes up'),
(18351, '20099e30da', '', 'for me the beer and the chick :)'),
(18361, '94cf80daa5', '', 'hey all...\r\nfirst i was not using wireless...\r\n2nd... when i was playing offline as practice mod i had the same shitty problem...\r\np.s this is a new laptop, i don''t know how good it''s system but, it''s run FAST....\r\n\r\ni hope i''ll fix it...i''ll try to reinstall the game\r\n i''ll keep you posted..\r\nsauron'),
(18371, 'e719986aaa', '', 'LOL greenie\r\n\r\ni was allready at 2 places that we think about to have to all wedding there...\r\nSHIT that is expensiv!!!!....LOL\r\nwe think to have 350 pepole , is that alot in your numbers???\r\n\r\nc ya'),
(18381, '970e248da7', '', 'my opinion....is AMD....\r\nbut i don''t know much shit about all that stuff...\r\ngood luck 0skillz'),
(18391, '75d758e3b1', '', 're install the game squirrl....\r\nand you mom can get to the forum...\r\nask her to do so...\r\nwe miss her'),
(18401, 'f374a02804', '', 'heyyyy\r\nthanks for the info...\r\nc ya'),
(18411, '4b5c623357', '', 'yo yo yo'),
(18421, '6a16572237', '', 'i think greenie thought about testing some of Mike\r\nLOL'),
(18431, '90e36a24aa', '', 'hey Mike....\r\nsorry for the bad news for you...\r\ni don''t know if it''s o.k i''m asking...\r\nwhy you been kicked from places???\r\ni hope it will worked on the good side A.S.A.P\r\nif you like to come to israel.....\r\nYOU ARE WELCOM  ANY TIME'),
(18441, '9b9202de17', '', '[b:9b9202de17][color=green:9b9202de17]5-6 Pc''s in my house are AMD''s\r\nI have had less problems with those 5 PC''s.\r\nI have never liked the Pentium 4 processor, but the icing on the cake was when they started using those Blue Gay guys in there ads  getbent [/color:9b9202de17][/b:9b9202de17]'),
(18451, '8d4db52e12', '', '[b:8d4db52e12][color=green:8d4db52e12]I''ve never had a problem with any of my wireless devices :? \r\nI even take my kids to the park , and connect to there Wi-Fi while I''m there.\r\nTalk on Ventrillo, and play a game or two, with little too no lag at all :twisted: [/color:8d4db52e12][/b:8d4db52e12]');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(18461, '0be4f4e91a', '', 'Good luck with that Mike.. If you do happen to move here I might beable to hook you up with some work if you need it. One word of cauition, Tim might try to ass rape you while you sleep!!!!! :)'),
(18531, 'dc1528279f', '', 'What up Little Man.\r\nDon''t break your neck.... :)  :)  :)'),
(18541, 'a6597f928e', '', 'Here''s something maybe someone here might have an idea about.\r\n[quote:a6597f928e]System requirements:\r\nIntel® Pentium® 4 1.4GHz processor for DV (Pentium 4 3.4GHz processor for HDV; dual Intel Xeon™ 2.8GHz processors for HD; SSE2-enabled processor required for AMD systems)[/quote:a6597f928e]\r\nk... now these new Core 2 Duos... the E6300 = 1.86GHz for example.  Is anyone here watching HiDef video on their systems with one of these C2D chips?  1080i or 1080p?  I know it''s wrong to think 1.86 + 1.86 = 3.72GHz but with the improved architecture of these C2D chips over the P4s in addition to higher FSB bandwidths maybe it''s almost like that?  Or I could just wait until Adobe updates their system requirements to include multicore and 64bit processors :/  So much info to piece together - seems like it was a little simpler a few years ago.\r\n\r\nOne more thing:\r\nhttp://www.hardforum.com/showthread.php?t=1075792\r\nNice little database/chart of all the systems being overclocked at that forum, including BIOS settings, RAM brands and mobo models - could use it as a guide to putting together something that will overclock nicely :)\r\n\r\nCheap Thrills: Core 2 Duo E6400 Overclocked to 3.33 GHz\r\nhttp://www.tomshardware.com/2006/10/10/cheap_thrills/\r\n$220 for the 6400 around here... 2.13GHz stock\r\nGood read, some info about mobo limitations on the FSB\r\n[quote:a6597f928e]those who can settle for just a little less performance will find ultimate value using the E6400 with Intel''s retail-boxed cooler at a modest 3.1 GHz heat-imposed limit.[/quote:a6597f928e]'),
(18881, 'cf20afbab7', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]This is true Mike.  Kind of like a 10 inch American cock is really only equal to a 3 inch Canadian cock! :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nyou got those numbers reversed.'),
(18571, '9b94d57fd2', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Good luck with that Mike.. If you do happen to move here I might beable to hook you up with some work if you need it. One word of cauition, Tim might try to ass rape you while you sleep!!!!! :)[/quote]\r\n\r\nDon''t worry about that Matt. You can''t rape the willing! :lol:'),
(18581, 'ce84c07976', '', 'Well you might be right Sauron.  You speak so highly about your homo escapades that you got me thinking..................... No I don''t want to.  Keep taking it in the ass though Sauron.  We don''t mind it if you are gay. :P'),
(18591, '925c1fa0d1', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]LOL greenie\r\n\r\ni was allready at 2 places that we think about to have to all wedding there...\r\nSHIT that is expensiv!!!!....LOL\r\nwe think to have 350 pepole , is that alot in your numbers???\r\n\r\nc ya[/quote]\r\n\r\nNo Sauron. In Canada we do everything big.  We usually have 1000 or more at your average wedding.  350 is just a tiny little one.  Nice to keep it small and personal though. :roll:'),
(18871, '35fcb0da88', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]DOOD I WANNA FUCKIN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT KIND OF SHIT!!!!!!![/quote]\r\n\r\nme 2'),
(18631, '45df25cc4f', '', 'gawd you guys are fucking nuts but thats ok i still like you as friends ONLY :)\r\n\r\n\r\ni hope things work out as well.\r\n\r\n\r\nthats good matt if i move to NY ill hit you up for that offer.'),
(18641, 'cb2ecb8ccf', '', 'We are at 150 members in 2 weeks :)'),
(18651, 'b16cc352bf', '', 'lol\r\nnice sig'),
(18661, '29b1efb71d', '', 'Yo lil nut boy whats goin on?'),
(18681, 'a045100f98', '', 'Dont start this canadian shit\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAMERICA \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBitchez'),
(18691, 'b2485c47b1', '', 'http://www.wootdynam-x.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;t=358&amp;sid=ace1bbf370095f76de8206dddb06f8b8'),
(18711, 'ff9f1456fa', 'Happy Sweetest Day!', 'Happy Sweetest Day!\r\nDemon\r\nPitchblack\r\nCali\r\nBabygirl,\r\n\r\nand you to Bitchkiller!'),
(18721, '44913e2043', '', 'WTF&gt;&gt;??? i think i this is a good time to use this\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:44913e2043]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/thisjustin.jpg[/img:44913e2043]'),
(18731, 'b06637b14d', 'Photoshop', 'My First try at photo shop'),
(18741, 'eaea374cad', '', 'not bad not bad at all.'),
(18751, '4c28c81996', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]LOL greenie\r\n\r\ni was allready at 2 places that we think about to have to all wedding there...\r\nSHIT that is expensiv!!!!....LOL\r\nwe think to have 350 pepole , is that alot in your numbers???\r\n\r\nc ya[/quote]\r\n\r\nNo Sauron. In Canada we do everything big.  We usually have 1000 or more at your average wedding.  350 is just a tiny little one.  Nice to keep it small and personal though. :roll:[/quote]\r\n\r\nwhat you have to realise 1000 canidian is only 10 american.  :D  :P  :)'),
(18761, '46ee90c5c0', '', 'pretty good, a couple hints though......just having a border makes any sig better, and i think they are better at smaller sizes.\r\n\r\n\r\ngo here for a tut on how to make a crazy border, and you can make small changes on what he does and change the border completely, like using a different filter.\r\nhttp://www.pslover.com/click/5368\r\n\r\nor this for a really basic, but more subtle border\r\nhttp://www.stealthdesignz.com/index2.php?page=photoshop/3pxborder\r\n(I couldn''t find the tut I wanted but, after making the border zoom in and use the magic wand to click on the white part and delete it, make it look much better)'),
(18771, 'b42fb759bf', '', 'weres my happy  sweetest day??? :('),
(18781, 'e027df0330', '', 'Hey satan can you give me the link to the site that you got your sig tutorial from'),
(18791, '2b9bf6b52e', '', 'yes lol brandon and scarface, nice try at the 2v2 the other day\r\ngood times though\r\nbut why do i keep getting banned on your server for doing nothing?'),
(18801, 'e6ed67c4e0', '', 'there''s alot\r\njust google for sig tuts and when you find one you like, bookmark them\r\n\r\nbut theres some at\r\nhttp://www.trap17.com/forums/tutorials-f205.html\r\n\r\nhttp://www.tutorialized.com/tutorials/Photoshop/1\r\n\r\nhttp://tutorialoutpost.com/count/3069\r\n\r\nmany more that i forgot to bookmark, and there''s some great video tutorials at youtube\r\n\r\nand also if you didn''t know you may want to go to deviantart.com and look for some good brushes\r\n\r\nhere''s some good ones\r\nhttp://j-a-s-h-i-n.deviantart.com/gallery/resources/applications/psbrushes/          (I like 14)\r\n\r\nhttp://keren-r.deviantart.com/gallery/resources/applications/psbrushes/         some good grunge brushes, i use a lot of the grunge ones\r\n\r\nhttp://vveazel.deviantart.com/gallery/resources/applications/psbrushes/          and these are good too, i use 4 but havent tried any others'),
(18811, '7f3cf36e91', '', 'You dont get banned, its necrophuck that gets banned.'),
(18821, '261b983d09', '', 'my sig is my result'),
(18831, 'b0d6af1e45', '', 'This is true Mike.  Kind of like a 10 inch American cock is really only equal to a 3 inch Canadian cock! :lol:'),
(18841, '5d69aba29f', '', 'ya, if you change some settings and use different or more than one filters ive found you can have some crazy results\r\nlike these for example\r\n[img:5d69aba29f]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/yetanotherawesomesig.jpg[/img:5d69aba29f]\r\n[img:5d69aba29f]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/sig20billion.jpg[/img:5d69aba29f]\r\n[img:5d69aba29f]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/KsiKyrax.jpg[/img:5d69aba29f]'),
(18851, '3b433cd2ac', '', 'DOOD I WANNA FUCKIN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT KIND OF SHIT!!!!!!!'),
(18861, '137e29893d', '', 'Sweetest day? Thats one I''ve never heard of, but thank you!! lol :)'),
(18911, 'f2d48b8eb3', '{dFb} vs USC 10-21-2006', '{dFb} wins by default... USC pulled a no show  :roll:'),
(18921, '8bdf945067', '{dFb} vs TxT 10-22-2006', 'YeeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwwww\r\n\r\nWe beat those TxT bastards!\r\n\r\nlol seriously good games to all it''s always great to play against the TxT win or lose, honest, fair players. Wish all clans were like you guys.\r\n\r\n{dFb} 3\r\n[TxT] 0\r\n\r\nYou can view all the match results and pics here:\r\nhttp://www.dfbgaming.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(18931, '49057f5090', 'R.I.P Steve Irwin', 'A little tribute to the crocodile hunter himself............\r\n\r\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfjSxpQan6w'),
(18941, 'e5c41eedb9', '', 'maybe they knew we wwere gunna hand their asses to them.'),
(18951, '11fedfd701', '', 'well done everyone well done.'),
(18961, '4aa9e7531d', '', 'Thanks Glim!!!  :D'),
(18971, '03ce1a87b9', '', 'Good Job!'),
(18981, '7667656cef', '', 'But Mike, 12 is BIG, just not in millimeters!'),
(18991, '73547d6cc2', '', 'Sweetest day?....\r\nwtf is that?'),
(19001, 'ff63217d95', '', '350 pepole wedding will cost me somthing like 120,000 +- isreali shekels...means that in us dollars will be somthig like... 30,000 $.... NOT! including the dress and other shit...\r\n:)'),
(19011, '819a363e3a', '', 'too bad....\r\ni''m sure we would kick ass'),
(19021, '43b5c53f3f', '', 'great job...\r\nyyyeaeaeahhahhah'),
(19031, 'd416dd1a32', '', 'nice sigssss'),
(19041, '4f2e3a4778', '', 'good luck bud'),
(19051, '7c7dc8e615', '', '[quote=&quot;SatanClause&quot;]ya, if you change some settings and use different or more than one filters ive found you can have some crazy results\r\nlike these for example\r\n[img:7c7dc8e615]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/yetanotherawesomesig.jpg[/img:7c7dc8e615]\r\n[img:7c7dc8e615]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/sig20billion.jpg[/img:7c7dc8e615]\r\n[img:7c7dc8e615]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/KsiKyrax.jpg[/img:7c7dc8e615][/quote]\r\ndude you need to post some turtorials on just [b:7c7dc8e615]your[/b:7c7dc8e615] basic sig making not just teh borders man your sigs are crazy!'),
(19061, 'bd3e921618', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Way to go buddy!  Your sex life is comming to an end. :P[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n [color=violet:bd3e921618]HMMMM ive been married for a year... and my sex life hasnt slowed down a bit.. in fact, if anything, its speed up like crazy    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:\r\n\r\ncongradulations :wink:  :wink:  the married life is great.   [/color:bd3e921618]'),
(19071, '53a6a35651', '', '[color=violet:53a6a35651]hmmmm see im a good girl :D  i only got 190.50....  not too bad ....  :D[/color:53a6a35651]'),
(19081, '759c8fb66b', 'Re: {dFb} vs TxT 10-22-2006', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]YeeeeeeeeeeeHawwwwwwwwwwwww\r\n\r\nWe beat those TxT bastards!\r\n\r\nlol seriously good games to all it''s always great to play against the TxT win or lose, honest, fair players. Wish all clans were like you guys.\r\n\r\n{dFb} 3\r\n[TxT] 0\r\n\r\nYou can view all the match results and pics here:\r\nhttp://www.dfbgaming.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches[/quote]\r\n\r\n[color=violet:759c8fb66b]if i wulda been there, if my job hadnt called me in, YOU guys would be the ones crying :D :D :D[/color:759c8fb66b]'),
(19091, '16824fde26', '', 'LMAO  :lol: \r\n\r\nI was hoping you were gonna be there KERIN I was really looking forward to blowing your head off!!! Anyway I hope to see you in the next match.. It''s always a pleasure to play against you all. I just hope we can pull of another win :)'),
(19101, '496d5e4807', '', 'thanks, but I''m too lazy to make a tut.........but here''s some great video ones other people made, I pretty much followed these to get the sigs I showed..................all you need to really know how to do b4 using the tut is brushing, and watching these could help you to get better at it.\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=b8LREVHxch0\r\nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=khxg88yQHXA\r\nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=CAZcVUUyrEE\r\nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=MeyGgkbSH_o\r\n\r\nand how''d you get that border on your avatar evil? its cool how it looks just like the sites theme'),
(19111, '50cc2c054d', '', 'Easy.\r\ni toolk this (off the front page)\r\n[img:50cc2c054d]http://www.dfbgaming.com/images/ut.png[/img:50cc2c054d]\r\nErased the black background used the eydropper tool to go over the UnrealTournament put my name on it put a picture in and a bg and your set!'),
(19121, 'd318cf2c89', '', '[color=violet:d318cf2c89]HAHAHHAHAH  you.... blow MY head off ??  \r\n\r\n\r\nHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA\r\n\r\nwow, your almost as funny as greenman...  :D  :D  :D[/color:d318cf2c89]'),
(19131, '4697d6c7df', '', 'Your the exception Kerri not the rule!! And you have only been married a year, give it time!! \r\n\r\nWhere the hell where you on Sunday?????? Maybe they wouldnt have lost so bad if you were there??'),
(19141, '7d3a659049', '', 'sweet idea, i would have never thought of that'),
(19151, 'a9d45b58cd', '', '[img:a9d45b58cd]http://img332.imageshack.us/img332/4648/mynewsiggylj2.png[/img:a9d45b58cd]'),
(19161, '017b10ec51', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]Sweetest day?....\r\nwtf is that?[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is the one day of the year that Glim is Nice to the ladies.\r\n :D  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)'),
(19171, 'd85675259b', '', 'i''m always nice to the Ladies. Just ask these other ladies, Bitchkiller, Matt, Dillan, &amp; Majer.'),
(19181, '51df1817cd', '', 'KICK ASS LINKS RYAN THANKS!!!'),
(19191, '8b6cf3928f', '', 'Good luck mike hows about this?\r\n\r\nGet a satelite enabled good laptop and live on the streets? lol jp'),
(19201, '90a98812da', '', 'LMFAO good 1 glimmer\r\nI would rather be called a lady than the clan ass raped bitch (that would be you)'),
(19211, 'e0688b2fed', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Your the exception Kerri not the rule!! And you have only been married a year, give it time!! \r\n\r\nWhere the hell where you on Sunday?????? Maybe they wouldnt have lost so bad if you were there??[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nmaybe it was that sex life she is bragging about in here that kept her away  :D \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nlol j/p i know it was work i saw your post in the other thread.'),
(19221, 'd5f2e85d92', '', 'well i aint neither :P'),
(19231, 'cb9544f288', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Your the exception Kerri not the rule!! And you have only been married a year, give it time!! \r\n\r\nWhere the hell where you on Sunday?????? Maybe they wouldnt have lost so bad if you were there??[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n[color=violet:cb9544f288]Ya.. work called... those sons-of...  well nvm..  :D  :D  :D  dont worry, next time ill try to be there, and if i am, you better be ready!!![/color:cb9544f288]  :D'),
(19241, '04423839d3', '', 'fuck dont be bashfull we swear here all the damn time goddamnit  :!:'),
(19251, '9be6c40374', 'foreign pottery', 'anyone know a german pottery maker named\r\n\r\nM. Kloss or M. Klouss\r\n\r\n?\r\n\r\nwe have a soup tourine made by him and am looking for info on his work.'),
(19261, '3139a4fb47', 'Happy Birthday Aceofskys', 'Have a good one dude!'),
(19271, '73c18db728', '', 'aight ill tell her and ill try to reinstall For fuckin sake...\r\nI got rejected for the first time n my life!!!''\r\nshe said she don''t like me as much to go out wit me'),
(19281, '072c247102', '', 'It wont be the last time either.\r\nHappens to everyone'),
(19291, '9d72692fd8', '', 'Happy Birthday, Ace!!  :D'),
(19301, 'a1fdfc6005', '', 'Yo, HB'),
(19311, '7ec646ba56', '', 'Happy birthday man!'),
(19321, 'a458819f80', '', 'Happy Happy birthday dude!'),
(19331, '377f2fe19c', 'luck?.. lmao who needs luck?', 'Since the sites servers are down im using the usa server u provided for us nocturnal... thank u.. also im creating a new clan dFb aLL 0ut c0ld bl00deD KiLLeRs dFb... short it''s dfb cBk dfb.. every one who accesses this site and has joined to it is welcomed to participate in the clan... even knowing ur clan is TxT nocturnal.. u can still join dFb cBk dFb.. all inter-personal clans will remain neutral with one another untill the battles start.. all types of flame wars will be held responsible within the gaming arena.. if u have any comments please let me know.. &lt;hipN0&gt;..   :)'),
(19341, '526dc85c9b', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]fuck dont be bashfull we swear here all the damn time goddamnit  :!:[/quote]\r\n\r\n[color=violet:526dc85c9b]LMAO me.. bashful...  HAHAHAH  yea, you should hear me on TS...  who was it here that said i have the mouth of a trucker???  :D[/color:526dc85c9b]'),
(19351, '6c0dfa14ff', 'GTA San Andreas for PC', 'I got it and i play it ALOT i love the games where you can steel cars, kill people, destroy cars, roam and do missions!\r\nThier is an Online version for PC Version 1.0 ONLY! if you get 2.0 you can get a downgrade patch to play online here is the link to go Online:\r\nhttp://www.mtasa.com/\r\n[img:6c0dfa14ff]http://www.gametalkzone.de/bilder/news/speziell/Games_zak_gta-sa-logo.jpg[/img:6c0dfa14ff]'),
(19371, 'a124cc81a1', 'Requesting Graphics Rules', 'Please follow this simple guidline to requesting graphics:\r\n\r\nType of Graphic: (sig, userbar, banners etc...)\r\nRender: \r\nText on sig: \r\nSubtext: \r\nSize:\r\nTheme:\r\nFont: (optional)\r\nExtra:\r\n\r\nNo more than 2 graphic requests per week!\r\n\r\nDonations to the clan would be appreciated for all the hard work put into this. The donation box is on the front page.'),
(19381, 'fb4f8d6887', '', 'MERRY B-DAY ACE!!'),
(19391, '39517cf0ea', '', 'That game was the best game ever on ps2, but games like that are always hard to play with a keyboard so I never tried it on the pc....seems pretty cool online though'),
(19401, '29734c9dde', '', 'BOING!!!!!  Love that new sig Satan. :oops:'),
(19411, '3865574f7e', '', 'Happy belated B-Day. Sorry I missed it. :('),
(19421, 'dc05f58fea', '', '[quote=&quot;TxT_KERINATOR&quot;][quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]fuck dont be bashfull we swear here all the damn time goddamnit  :!:[/quote]\r\n\r\n[color=violet:dc05f58fea]LMAO me.. bashful...  HAHAHAH  yea, you should hear me on TS...  who was it here that said i have the mouth of a trucker???  :D[/color:dc05f58fea][/quote]\r\n\r\nWhat I said rhymed with trucker. :oops:'),
(19431, '9a63cd655d', '', 'Move on to one of the other flavours bud! :P'),
(19441, '1e6f525b0c', '', 'Ya Mike, You can find info at............. www.whocares.com.  :lol:'),
(19451, 'f8dc2a5afe', '', '[quote=&quot;TxT_KERINATOR&quot;][color=violet:f8dc2a5afe]HAHAHHAHAH  you.... blow MY head off ??  \r\n\r\n\r\nHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA\r\n\r\nwow, your almost as funny as greenman...  :D  :D  :D[/color:f8dc2a5afe][/quote]\r\n\r\nBut nowhere near as good looking. :oops: \r\n\r\nThe match was a blast and if you were there we would have won alot faster. :P'),
(19461, '4b3289c36e', '', '[quote=&quot;TxT_KERINATOR&quot;][color=violet:4b3289c36e]hmmmm see im a good girl :D  i only got 190.50....  not too bad ....  :D[/color:4b3289c36e][/quote]\r\n\r\nAnd you are already married?'),
(19471, '3fe8c1f906', '', 'Not really funny Noc.  But you aren''t funny very often anyway.  Except when you come to our TS and tell us how badly you are going to beat us in the game. Not gonna happen. :P'),
(19481, '7730f937e1', '', 'Also try www.imapotteryhomo.dork'),
(19491, '02c4523267', '', 'Yo...just got the game....its pretty cool. We play on the Mikel Duke Nukem server, come and check it out.'),
(19501, '29eed6e0a1', 'Re: luck?.. lmao who needs luck?', '[quote=&quot;hipn0&quot;]Since the sites servers are down im using the usa server u provided for us nocturnal... thank u.. also im creating a new clan dFb aLL 0ut c0ld bl00deD KiLLeRs dFb... short it''s dfb cBk dfb.. every one who accesses this site and has joined to it is welcomed to participate in the clan... even knowing ur clan is TxT nocturnal.. u can still join dFb cBk dFb.. all inter-personal clans will remain neutral with one another untill the battles start.. all types of flame wars will be held responsible within the gaming arena.. if u have any comments please let me know.. &lt;hipN0&gt;..   :)[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\naka Garbage.................Alright dude...thanks for signing up and make sure you get 4 others to play with you.'),
(19511, '656d0ebe4b', '', 'Mike .....try\r\nwww.MikeisapottyHore.com\r\nlol'),
(19521, '98602b7d33', '', 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACE....\r\nI wish for you all the health in the world....'),
(19531, '75bfb1ed3b', '', 'lol greenie'),
(19911, '4e568e5cbc', '', 'Have your chcik do the test Sauron.'),
(19551, '636e76b5c2', '', '[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv18] Client have made an illegal ufunction call\r\n[UTDCv18] Player name......: {ARMS}WeightLifter\r\n[UTDCv18] Player IP........: 65.96.240.134:3630\r\n[UTDCv18] Client UT version: v.4.36\r\n[UTDCv18] Client OS........: WindowsXP\r\n[UTDCv18] Function called..: FastTrace\r\n[UTDCv18] Function caller..: Class ZelliusMMBot.ZMMB,Function ZelliusMMBot.ZMMB.GetZelliusLocation\r\n[UTDCv18] Date/Time........: 24-10-2006 / 22:57:54\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+'),
(19561, 'c2ffd3b343', '[PS] Animated Video Signature', 'Okay since some of you asked in the show off section how I did the aninmated sigs heres one way I do them. \r\n\r\nThings You''ll need\r\n1) Adobe Photoshop\r\n2) Adobe Image Ready(Should come with PS)\r\n3) Quicktime\r\n\r\nFirst here is the outcome.. Pretty basic design but this is more about getting the animation in the sig then the sigs detail.\r\n\r\n[img:c2ffd3b343]http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/91/videosigpw3.gif[/img:c2ffd3b343]\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd here is the Tut\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:c2ffd3b343]http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/7743/videosigtutorial5yb.jpg[/img:c2ffd3b343]'),
(19571, 'f95525f759', '[PS] Basic Sig Turtorial', 'This requires NO Brushing, the only thing you may need are some patterns. Like a scanline or something. I didnt add in the text effeft or anything, thats another tut! Hope you enjoy..\r\n\r\nMy Outcome was this\r\n\r\n[img:f95525f759]http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/9986/riddicknx2.jpg[/img:f95525f759]\r\n\r\n[img:f95525f759]http://m1ndb3nd3r.com/tutorials/sigtut.jpg[/img:f95525f759]'),
(19581, 'd1d52480c5', '[PS] Tech Border Turtorial', 'I actually did this a long time ago by request. I never really used the borders but here it is anyway.\r\n\r\n[img:d1d52480c5]http://img446.imageshack.us/img446/6621/techbordertutce8.jpg[/img:d1d52480c5]'),
(19591, '60df8d9dc8', '', 'you make that?'),
(19601, 'dbefd291e0', '', 'No'),
(19611, 'c18e38c8f7', 'HEEELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', 'omg, whenever i use the computer now, about 5 mins after turning it on, sometomes less, sometimes more, the screen becomes vertical bars of different colors and then turns off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x            wtf'),
(19621, '653b34ea2d', '', 'try taking out the video card and reinstalling it then try removeing the drivers and reinstalling them if those dont work it might be time for a new monitor.'),
(19631, '87cae139eb', '', 'i know its not the moniter, but i kind of was guessing it was the video card, ill try that, if i can find out which thingy the video card is'),
(19641, '2b925db9cf', '', 'ok, never mind, i know which one is the video card, but how doi i take it out? do i just yank it out?\r\n\r\n\r\nnever done anything to the inside of a computer b4'),
(19651, '8eb9fde4aa', '', 'good tut though, im gonna have to try that soon'),
(19661, 'b307ab891c', '', 'The card is overheating or is very dusty, try using a vacuum on it and make sure your fans are working.'),
(19671, 'dae7ef8a26', '', 'thanks bk, and when i tried to figure out how to take it off i noticed it was really hot, so i put my fan on it (not the one on the comp) and it works fine....for now'),
(19681, '50be642bd2', '', '[quote=&quot;SatanClause&quot;]thanks bk, and when i tried to figure out how to take it off i noticed it was really hot, so i put my fan on it (not the one on the comp) and it works fine....for now[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nhave someone install a regular fan on it for ya.'),
(19691, '49bf0a8011', '', 'there is one, i think it might be too caked in dust to do anything though'),
(19701, '1c11a7a9e0', '', 'buy some cans of compressed air and make sure ya follow the directions on the can carefully.'),
(19711, 'caf336aac1', '', '[img:caf336aac1]http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/116/whitestormgv0.png[/img:caf336aac1]'),
(19721, '516787b1d9', '', 'Damn you are one old bitch'),
(19731, 'bf3608be7e', '', 'RIP THAT SHIT OUT OF THERE RYAN@!!!!'),
(19741, '9d7324eb61', '', 'LMFAO\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:9d7324eb61]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/thisjustin.jpg[/img:9d7324eb61]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:9d7324eb61]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/thisjustin.jpg[/img:9d7324eb61]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:9d7324eb61]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/thisjustin.jpg[/img:9d7324eb61]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:9d7324eb61]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/thisjustin.jpg[/img:9d7324eb61]'),
(19841, '66679c1bfe', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;TxT_KERINATOR&quot;][color=violet:66679c1bfe]hmmmm see im a good girl :D  i only got 190.50....  not too bad ....  :D[/color:66679c1bfe][/quote]\r\n\r\nAnd you are already married?[/quote]\r\n\r\n [color=violet:66679c1bfe]lol yes, but at one point i wasnt....  :lol:  :lol:[/color:66679c1bfe]'),
(19921, '9223705ea0', '', 'well this seemed the best place to put it. i thouight it was sorts funny. but someone made it witch is &quot;neet''\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nman greenie your old usin words like &quot;neet&quot;'),
(19941, '294ec35552', '', '[img:294ec35552]http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1315/monkaykw3.png[/img:294ec35552]'),
(19951, '42f6fe8678', '', '[img:42f6fe8678]http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7217/newtc7.png[/img:42f6fe8678]'),
(19961, 'c51bd9439b', 'FireFox 2', 'http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/products/download.html?product=firefox-2.0&amp;os=win&amp;lang=en-GB\r\nyep FF2 i am now a firefox user! lol I CAN ACTUALLY SEE THROUGH .PNGS !!!!'),
(19971, 'f78abbf02d', 'Hi', 'Hi,, havent been on in ages,, Stopped going on ut for ages.. got bored if it.. Well im back on it now :D'),
(19981, '100566f422', '', 'Nice brandon!'),
(19991, '82f50f1ca1', 'ToMo wants to join', 'Hi guys from dFb\r\n\r\nI''m searching for a new clan because the clan were I''m now in is a falling appart :!:  :cry: ... I think that the dFb clan is very good so i would like to yoin you..\r\n \r\nGreetz [LSZ]_ToMo'),
(20001, '829f952474', '', 'Hi tomo saw you loads of tkk ,, good luck'),
(20011, '940f8ffd72', '', 'Thats cool hop on TS or UT some time'),
(20021, '907fe64785', '', 'Good to hear, stop in the game so I can kick your ass..'),
(20031, '7ef06c4920', '', 'Yea bro , hop on teamspeak and play on the server.. Most of us get on later at night.. If your cool and everyone gets along we would be happy to have you join us..'),
(20041, 'b8fe253e68', '', 'Looking forward to speaking with you soon.  I hope you like it here. :P'),
(20051, '4bd0ba5790', '', 'Get in the game, we need the frags! :P'),
(20061, '5cacb896ce', '', 'Thanks for pointing out my old age Mike. LOL. If I ever see you in person, I''ll push my walker over you! LOL. :P'),
(20071, '67411060e6', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Have your chcik do the test Sauron.[/quote]\r\n\r\nLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!  Katana you crack me up! :lol:'),
(22061, '8685202928', '', 'Why the fuck do you have to ruin it sauron? damn you'),
(22031, '4b30edcf83', '', 'cool :) :D'),
(22041, '70482a8a3d', '', 'I''d feel sorry for the brain'),
(22051, 'd5d7028dc1', '', 'YAH HURRY UP BABYGRRRL!!!! \r\nlol\r\n\r\nThen all we gotta work on is gettin cali back! lol'),
(20101, 'c683bb2791', '', 'I have to telefrag you mattman,, I tried once but you kept dancing'),
(20111, '80bdbdebdd', 'Help!', 'I used to Use unreal ed alot but since a few weeks ago something went wrong and i cant get back on it! When i click unrealEd the whole screen , where you would normaly see the black space map area, is white?!?! You can still see the tools on the outside and stuff, any idea whats wrong?'),
(20121, '44095f466c', '', 'Why do you all play at night,, no wonder no1 is ever on for me!!'),
(20131, '7d708d42b9', '', 'good for you kido.....'),
(20141, '98df4a83b2', '', 'necro.....yoooo\r\nhow are you dude?\r\nget in the game....\r\np.s\r\ndid matt gave you the chicken dance?\r\nhe allweys jump around like a chicken trying to avoid getting his head comes off\r\nlol'),
(20151, '73d2890076', '', 'NP dude....i''ll ask her....it will take couple of days untill we have the chance to seat together near the computer, but we will give you the numbers...he he\r\nit''s going to be fun...\r\nFUCK.....how the hell i didin''t think about asking her do the test????\r\nLOL'),
(20161, '3bfd888dff', '', 'maybe there is an optiong the reverse the coler or somthing like that???'),
(20171, 'c20ed6cb92', '', 'hehe greenie....that was funny...\r\nand yeah i just think that the pumpikin looks funny....how they finish it...'),
(20181, 'bb640edda0', '', 'hey tomo....\r\nget you ass in the game....\r\nchat a littel on TS...\r\nlet me get your ass fraggged...and i''ll give a good word for you....LOL\r\nj/k...\r\nhave fun man i hope you like our place....\r\n\r\nnecro...\r\nmoust pepole are working here, they have family, other things to do, so i guess only at night they can relax and feel there head get of ...he he\r\ndo what i do....\r\nstaying up all night playing untill 7 am...\r\nDAMMM you guys....moove your ass to ISRAEL...so we all can play in normal houres...\r\nLOL'),
(20191, 'b001044f0e', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Yea bro , hop on teamspeak and play on the server.. Most of us get on later at night.. If your cool and everyone gets along we would be happy to have you join us..[/quote]\r\n\r\nHey man.. I''ve just tried to get on the Teamspeak server but I had to download a patch :( :P.. I''ve got no idea what kind of patch I''ve to download:P..  or is the teamspeak server also private for only clan members?.. Hope to play with you guys soon!'),
(20201, '90cd909061', '', 'Yes,, i guess that was it. I was forcred t shoot him down instead..'),
(20211, '7e1473738e', '', '[quote=&quot;ToMo&quot;][quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Yea bro , hop on teamspeak and play on the server.. Most of us get on later at night.. If your cool and everyone gets along we would be happy to have you join us..[/quote]\r\n\r\nHey man.. I''ve just tried to get on the Teamspeak server but I had to download a patch :( :P.. I''ve got no idea what kind of patch I''ve to download:P..  or is the teamspeak server also private for only clan members?.. Hope to play with you guys soon![/quote]\r\n\r\nOur TS server is open to the public. We do have private channels but the Lobby is open to all.'),
(20221, 'baa51f468a', '', 'Nice Brandon'),
(20231, '654122089e', 'Revolutionary Keyboard', 'This keyboard will revolutionize typing as we know it. There''s really nothing I can say that the page doesn''t already, so here it is: http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/optimus/\r\n\r\nI ex[ect it will be well over $100 US...I''m thinking prolly around $300+ actually, and if I had it, I''d definately invest...Logitech ain''t got shit on the Optimus'),
(20241, '130b5310d6', '', 'check all your settings, make sure you are running in 32-bit. It sounds to me like either the obvious (malware), RAM, or a GPU problem..update your GFX card drivers...give me some info on your pc...CPU socket, speed, fsb speed, ram (how much?), your gfx card mfgr and model...maybe your PC is just gettong bogged down...try leaving it alone for a half hour or so..if nothing still, then i''m pretty sure it''s prolly a piece of malware eating your RAM...(unless you have other GFX-intensive software running at the same time..then It could be video-ram or not a fast enough GPU)'),
(20251, 'd378e029eb', '', '** HellôöòÕOòÓø **\r\nDont have clue what all that is,., My pc is so old, i th.ink it was the first one ever made..'),
(20261, '82e6ebbecf', '{dFb} v TxT TDM Oct 29th', 'Good games all\r\n\r\ndFb - 4\r\n\r\nTxT - 1\r\n\r\nWay to go TxT on Flat Reverse only the 3rd loss for us.\r\n\r\nGood job on Army Bedroom dFb!'),
(20271, '2e9c5ee5c6', '', 'Good team work guys it was fun....i look forward to a possible assault match with txt'),
(20281, 'c7feed0fbd', '', 'Dude  i have seen that keyboard before its bad ass last time i checked it cost like 400 dollars but its awsome how you can change every key to whatever you'),
(20291, '1dc2d1e0d1', '', 'Hope to frag you soon\r\n\r\nWelcome to the forums enjoy the server'),
(20301, '4eceb51cc6', '', '~~~~~~~~ Good Games All ~~~~~~~~\r\n\r\nI''ll get the screen shots up tonight... you should all know where to look for them by now!'),
(20311, '50479f4808', '', 'Good games!'),
(20321, 'c4722bda98', '', 'Thats sick'),
(20331, '1a875a8e8c', '', '[size=24:1a875a8e8c]GREAT GAMES[/size:1a875a8e8c] :-x  :oops:  :oops:'),
(20341, 'de912309b5', 'why i love anime', 'for me it kind of takes me back to when i was a kid and anything seamed possible. growing up takes our sence of wonder away and with anime we get to have those feelings once again even if its just 30 minuites to a two hour movie. but for that time no matter how long or fleeting i feel like a kid again, where all things can happen and your dreams no matter how impossible seems just within reach again.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nto live, to dream, to believe with all your heart is a blessing in itself and watching anime i really appreciate what i had as a child and all the wonderment that life has to offer to have that feeling once again is a blessing i cherrish.'),
(20351, '9b5b236f1c', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Thanks for pointing out my old age Mike. LOL. If I ever see you in person, I''ll push my walker over you! LOL. :P[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nanytime man anytime.\r\n\r\n\r\nand hey i thought it was a wheelchair by now  :-x'),
(20361, '7bd87e8afd', '', 'good game guys :)'),
(20371, '34cd519f79', '', '*awkward silence* cough cough\r\n\r\n\r\nyah umm good to know there mike \r\n\r\nCongrats maybe you should publish this biography'),
(20381, 'c257e9b6ce', '', 'LOL, watch bugs bunny you homo!!!!!!!!!!'),
(20391, '39b54bff5c', '', 'Fun as always TXT buddies!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(20401, 'c59275f45c', '', 'thanks for all the best wishes and may you never have any more lol'),
(20411, '5b384a1237', '', 'Great Job, Guys!! :D'),
(20421, 'e7328bb892', '', '** HellôöòÕOòÓø ** , happy birthday from me and bloodshot ace'),
(20431, '05c0f6b6a6', '', 'i had that problem, cant quite remember what i did to fix it though.........what version of ut do you have? cause 451 messes ued up'),
(20441, 'bce849988b', 'Space Art', 'This stuff is really cool in my opinion, I wish I could do it, although I''ve heard that its easier than it looks.  If your interested in seeing more, let me know, I have a few more videos.\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://www.metacafe.com/watch/251450/magic_in_a_can/'),
(20451, '471dab3ac3', '', 'A few years ago i got to watch a guy doing this stuff here in town, it was AMAZING, yhe only stupid thing was i walked away not having bout one of his pics!'),
(20491, '0ecb0332fa', '', '°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º·¤ø Erm the ône frôm this site isnt it 436 °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º·¤ø'),
(20501, 'b5a25a75e9', 'Shôrt Keys', 'http://www.shortkeys.com/lite.htm - Yôú can úse this fôr liek making heys fôr sentces and stúff ,, Yôú can dô this fôr únreal tôúrnament with the úser.ini bút this yôú can úse anywhere and yôú can úse any keys\r\nGôöòÕOòÓød  Bye'),
(20511, 'ada8d56da4', '', 'Hey guys!!... I''ll practice on the server this week, in the evening when your guys online;).. maybe you can tell me sometging about the clan and if I could join it  in a while(a).. or maybe I not good enoug:P... I frag you guys soon!!'),
(20521, '1f7a197372', '', 'All your viewports are closed, I dont remember how to get them back, but someone else might.'),
(20531, '28b4c4580f', '', 'Skill is not important to us. We need to know if you get along with everyone, thats why we ask that you get on TS so we can talk to you and get to know you. If your good, its just a bonus. After we get to know you a bit, we will put you up for a vote and tell you if you got in or not.'),
(20541, '34aafabb84', '', 'Ah Thanks! I found out how to get em back up , View --&gt;&gt; Viewports --&gt;&gt; Configure \r\n:D Thanks'),
(20551, '798fe0f6a7', '', 'They played like pussies, instead of playing us straight up snipers like the last few matches!!  :)'),
(20561, 'b2f1572a19', '', 'We played smart!!'),
(20571, '22f55c98ee', '', 'Nice job ya''ll'),
(20581, '2e68aa8333', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]We played smart!![/quote]\r\n\r\nYou played gay.........this is a sniping game not hide in a hole shooter\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGood games though'),
(20591, '8b355232e1', '', 'pffft thats all you did lol! and i was told to do that and i did a pretty good job even tho i got bored out of MY SKULL!!!!'),
(20601, '423d180de0', '', 'Its called Camping NOC you weiner!!'),
(20621, '25bbe41e59', 'CLICKCLICKBOOM', 'With Scarface changing his vote from no to yes the final vote is 7 no and 9 yes votes.'),
(21671, 'db3d8400fc', 'thank you all', 'in name of the DoC clan i want to thank DFB for the  tournament they organized and that we were invited to take part in it.\r\nand also many thx for the server you people gave us free for 6 months.\r\nwe will try to use it as much as we can.\r\nsincerely:[DoC]Zagor'),
(20641, '73e0f0ec41', '', 'nice shit....too rich for my blood'),
(20651, '10a821761d', '', 'really nice art working...never seen that stuff befor'),
(20661, 'ff2609c560', '', 'Mike.....WTF???\r\nyou HOMO.....i like anime...but they don''t make me think that everything is imposible....\r\nnice writing ....BTW'),
(20681, '804efd0d11', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;][quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]We played smart!![/quote]\r\n\r\nYou played gay.........this is a sniping game not hide in a hole shooter\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGood games though[/quote]\r\n\r\nWhining bitches...lmao'),
(20691, '4f08a1cddb', '', 'n1 BK'),
(20701, '9c408fec2a', '', 'nice job guy''s....GREAT game'),
(20711, '7ff75b6741', '', 'and if you will join....and BK will really like you ass....\r\nhe will bang it al day....'),
(22311, '27ed8fbeb9', 'another cheater', 'Cheating FUCKER\r\n\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv18] Client have made an illegal ufunction call\r\n[UTDCv18] Player name......: ConcreteHotdog\r\n[UTDCv18] Player IP........: 71.233.58.167:2397\r\n[UTDCv18] Client UT version: v.4.36\r\n[UTDCv18] Client OS........: WindowsXP\r\n[UTDCv18] Function called..: FastTrace\r\n[UTDCv18] Function caller..: Class ChaosUT.RPBdot,Function ChaosUT.RPBdot.GetAimTarget\r\n[UTDCv18] Date/Time........: 07-11-2006 / 19:38:24\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv18] Client have made an illegal ufunction call\r\n[UTDCv18] Player name......: ConcreteHotdog\r\n[UTDCv18] Player IP........: 71.233.58.167:2404\r\n[UTDCv18] Client UT version: v.4.36\r\n[UTDCv18] Client OS........: WindowsXP\r\n[UTDCv18] Function called..: FastTrace\r\n[UTDCv18] Function caller..: Class ChaosUT.RPBdot,Function ChaosUT.RPBdot.GetAimTarget\r\n[UTDCv18] Date/Time........: 07-11-2006 / 19:40:28\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+'),
(22281, '03424a482d', '', 'Nice but the name is not right there. Atleast it doesn''t look right to me. :P'),
(22291, '0aa366fb41', '', 'Yah i know i was kinda thinkin the same i think im goin to make him another one when i have more time'),
(22301, '226d2ee7e1', 'Help recovering lost info', 'i currently fucked my computer up and had to re-install windows, after re-installing it i lost everything i had on my computer, now i hear tht no matter what, unless u replace ur hard drive, tht info is still in your computer, does any1 here no how to get tht info back??, if so plz say how, be greatly appreciated :D'),
(22271, '4ea6f8ffc1', '', 'As I said before, sig is nice but go back to Scarface. :P'),
(22241, 'd2139f7d15', '', 'New \r\n\r\nPhotoshop - Finished 11/7/06 6:35 pm\r\n\r\n\r\nDillan/Sephiroth sig\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:d2139f7d15]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/dillanshitsigcopy.jpg[/img:d2139f7d15]'),
(22251, '01a4ee372a', '', 'I like the brown one.  The green one looks too fake. :P'),
(22261, 'c805bfd07c', '', 'Thanks for the up dated info. :P'),
(20781, 'ea5aff3d53', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;][quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]We played smart!![/quote]\r\n\r\nYou played gay.........this is a sniping game not hide in a hole shooter\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGood games though[/quote]\r\n\r\nWhining bitches...lmao[/quote]\r\n\r\nKatana?  you still play UT??? welcome back :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(22191, 'd7f5931902', '', 'The sig is great! Its the name that sucks. :P'),
(22201, '7489db3c86', '', 'It''s a good thing that I talked Matt into voting for you CCB. :P'),
(22211, '03a736f889', '', 'Thanks greenie and DK !'),
(22221, 'f5acac88ce', '', 'Thanks for playing DOC. Hope you enjoy the server. :P'),
(22231, 'b49f7089c7', '', 'You do the work, you get the praise Majer. Your stuff gets better all the time. :P'),
(20802, '13206f0785', '', 'Good games TXT.  Hey Nocturnal.......... If we played GAY......... How does it feel to be beaten so badly by a bunch of GAY guys? LOL just messing with you buddy. :P'),
(20812, '298b1a323f', '', 'Your above comment explains alot Mike!  Glad you thought we needed to know that. 8O'),
(20822, '263a247aaf', '', 'That''s really cool.  I started watching the video and I was thinking how crappy it was until he removed the bowl. Then you just can''t believe what he is doing. :P'),
(20832, '6ef74b815f', '', 'I''ll wheelchair your ass Mike! :P'),
(20842, 'df91eb5be4', '', 'Just remember Sauron, You want to marry this girl.  The score on her test may make you want to change your mind when you realise that she has had more fun in her life than you have. :P  Careful what you wish for. :wink:'),
(22161, '0cf63f6cc9', '', 'I didn''t really mean the stupid thing. I was just on a role! :P'),
(20861, '5c6bc9c5ce', '', 'BAM is XIS right? Or am I not informed correctly?  8O'),
(20871, 'bb3cfae632', '', 'i can''t think of a way...(no matter how high she will score) that i wouldn''t want her...\r\ni just think that it will be funny\r\nwe probebly do it in the weekend'),
(20881, 'a868a36196', '', 'h4[x] and [Bam!] = [XiS]'),
(20901, 'ab9fee24ff', '', '[quote=&quot;DonvanVliet&quot;]BAM is XIS right? Or am I not informed correctly?  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nThey broke up and made two clans.'),
(22141, '2467aed756', '', 'Yep looks good Necro.  Now please change you freaking name. :P'),
(22151, 'cf924f8852', '', 'I think you should just go back to using the name Scarface and delete this stupid post before I do. You would be kind of funny if you weren''t so freakin stupid! :P'),
(22011, 'ae61f94a47', '', 'well....WE set the date....\r\nput out a note....put it with a magnet on your fridge...\r\nTHE 21 OF MAY 2007...MONDAY....\r\nyou are all welcome to come and have the blast party time with me and my girl...\r\n\r\nhere is a link to the place site....it is in hebrew... BUT tell me what you think\r\nhttp://www.mitchatnim.co.il/members/Caesarea/\r\n\r\ni''m so fucking excited...LOL'),
(22021, '7c9874449f', 'PC CASE', 'It is a Xion II case with a 400/450 power supply.  [b:7c9874449f]Clear side panel which has a small crack in it due to shipping but easily replaceable.[/b:7c9874449f] It is brand new. [size=18:7c9874449f]The case is black and silver and has neon blue lights[/size:7c9874449f]. If you are interest or have any questions, please ask.\r\n\r\nI am looking to get $30 plus shipping, as I just want to get rid of it!!!! It sells for about $60 on Tigerdirect.\r\n\r\n[size=24:7c9874449f]It looks just like this but with Blue lights:&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;[/size:7c9874449f]\r\n\r\n[img:7c9874449f]http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/4840/xioniihb3.jpg[/img:7c9874449f]'),
(22131, '56b90b11ec', '', 'Welcome to the familly Click. :P'),
(21951, 'e22e9e53c7', '', 'Welcome CCB! I haven''t been in UT much lately, but I will soon :).'),
(21961, '8f025f6b79', '', 'My name is andy,, lol\r\nBut not me, another andy\r\nZero pressure is my band'),
(21971, 'c367e7afb0', '', 'Oh yeah and satan made the avatar'),
(21981, '4d8b629ff7', '', 'WTF......LOL....\r\ni bet BK haad a good time with you CCB....\r\nlook around your sholder bro.... i bet you will see Matt and Majer\r\nhe he'),
(21991, '18d8cd0718', '', 'we looking forward to that moment Babygrrl'),
(22001, '55672076b4', '', 'i read the post again....\r\nDAMMMM you have to buy a brain dude...\r\ni saw one on eBay...of a monkey....i''m sure you will feel much better after you will get it in your empty box...LOL\r\ni just hope the brain won''t reject you...LMFAOOOoooo\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(21901, '9f2c2869fa', '', 'YAH!!!\r\nWelcome to dfb ccb!!!'),
(21911, 'a7bbb82ff5', '', 'Fuckin retard\r\n\r\nwhy do i fuckin hang out with you?\r\n\r\nAnd why the flying fuck did i get you invovled in UT and this clan?\r\n\r\n\r\nYou are a fuckin retard jimmy'),
(21921, '52e5dab91f', '', 'welcome click click\r\n\r\nglad to finally have u in the clan'),
(21931, '62c120489a', '', 'Nice Job, Majer!!  :D'),
(21941, '365b83baaa', '', 'no unless his name is Andy'),
(20951, 'ade0ec0f1b', 'unzipping skins??????????????????????/', 'could someone PLEASE tell me how to unzip a skin from my recieved file to my ut goty so that i may select it in my player set-up?????????????/PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!! :-x'),
(20961, 'efbda7c813', '', 'which program is it zipped up with?'),
(20971, 'ed2c7f4b04', '', 'WinZip- Extract the .utx to the texture folder of your UT and extract the .int to your System folder of your UT\r\nWinRar- Open up WinRar and find the file in thier and then extract the files\r\nSorry if this isnt what you whanted'),
(20981, '1183b37717', 'The Asshole Hipno.', 'Who is this fucktard and should we ban him or what?  He keeps using the {dFb} tags in his name for his clan and all his posts are stupid and trying to pull people away from our server and forums.  I think we ban him and delete all his posts. :!:'),
(20991, '4bc4220746', '', 'I havnt seen this guy yet but if you see him a problem well then , DO IT, DO IT\r\nBan him and delete his posts.   :)  :)  :)  :)'),
(21021, '44f6cae75a', '', 'Kick ass \r\n\r\nThats awsome!!'),
(21031, '7855e60bdc', '', 'Nice job brandon'),
(21041, '0766704baf', '', 'Go Bradon Bad!'),
(21081, 'd078d147d6', '', 'I want it for free'),
(21061, '5d8dc51b99', '', '[img:5d8dc51b99]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/supersniperevilone.jpg[/img:5d8dc51b99] Awesome!'),
(21071, '82a4ae2852', 'PHOTOSHOP #2', 'YAH WHAT DO YA''LL THINK?!!!'),
(21091, '6d631c9f25', '', 'What photoshop?\r\nOr a sig\r\nIf you want a sig necro i gotcha covered just ask'),
(21101, '03611b06ef', '', 'You like necro?\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:03611b06ef]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Necrophotoshopsig.jpg[/img:03611b06ef]'),
(21111, '54e5e2b2b6', '', 'Its lovely thanks,, and i ment photoshop 2 lol,, but it will cost!'),
(21121, '2192296bdd', '', 'Yer welcome necro!!\r\nNow have mattman help you set it up as your sig!'),
(21131, 'cb328a6e6f', 'Majers Showcase!!', 'As you guys mostly know im just gettin use to photoshop \r\nSo here are some of the things i have made both with photoshp and paint shop pro\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/teeth.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Necrophotoshopsig-1.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/PHOTOSHOP-1.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Knight.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Firesig.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/greensig.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOk so thats my photoshop sigs\r\n\r\n\r\nhere are some of my paint Shop pro sigs \r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/hitmansig3.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/Majerpayne2k4sig.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/majersig.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/MIKEANIME.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/MajerTag.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/11618082754.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/sig.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/dfbgirlsig.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/gunfighterremade.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:cb328a6e6f]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/newmajerpaynesig2.jpg[/img:cb328a6e6f]'),
(21141, '5470e4863f', '', 'NEWEST!!!!:\r\n\r\nPhotoShop Made 11-5-06 3:37 am\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:5470e4863f]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Darkprincecopy.jpg[/img:5470e4863f]'),
(21151, '49fa08c832', '', 'Nice work,, I like the killzone one'),
(21161, '697a777d76', '', 'i do think that is what he want brandon...'),
(21171, '9a4a9a3620', '', 'who care.... LOL\r\nj/k....\r\nbut there is so much clans out there, they come and go like the smell of majer farts \r\nhe he'),
(21181, '89a244e08b', '', 'nice job Majer'),
(21771, '184113c88e', '', 'welcom to the CLAN...i guess sucking BK cock was fun....he he\r\nj/k.... looking forward to snip your ass  :twisted:');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(21781, 'fe8a5e4277', 'sure', 'bk wishes .....i give the best head...just to let u know bro .....no jk'),
(21791, 'cf1af5b7ef', '', 'most likely'),
(21801, '4d385a489d', '', 'i''ll admit tht i voted no, but I havent been on for like a month so forgive me, welcome to the clan dude'),
(21201, '8f64c4b101', '', 'looks good cheesedick'),
(21741, '0fb77ce11a', '', 'you welcom....come visit again'),
(21751, 'd7ae70f0e5', '', 'i think he''s been sucking dicks too...\r\nLOL'),
(21761, 'd258237609', '', 'welcome to the family ccb'),
(21221, '1229511412', '', 'stop streching your renders other than that thier awsome'),
(21231, '9bf7954aa8', '', '[quote=&quot;Necro&quot;]Its lovely thanks,, and i ment photoshop 2 lol,, but it will cost![/quote]\r\nHave you ever heard of Limewire? or Morpheus?'),
(21241, '3157f7de02', '', 'Yes brandon,, well only limewire,, explain'),
(21251, 'bdb903ff78', '', 'you download Photoshop from thier for free no cost lol'),
(21261, '9957023765', '', 'I agree ban the motherfucker and delete all his posts!!!'),
(21271, '7151ce7009', '', 'Lol thanks brandon'),
(21281, 'c7244d8df9', '', 'The dude is pretty stupid, I know him from way back from my webtv days but didn''t relize he was so stupid. I tried to explain to him a few times what the deal is but he just doesn''t seem to grasp the concept lol.. Anyway I don''t really see him being to much of a problem, if his retardation continues then I guess we will have to ban him, lets just keep an eye on him for now and see what happens. He may just go away or hopefully smarten up!'),
(21291, 'a8a6260599', '', 'Knowing that he is your former friend explains alot Matt.  This should be your call because you know him. 8O'),
(21301, '2878309e20', '', 'Stretching my renders?!\r\n\r\nWhat sig are you talking about??'),
(21311, '57a0e7646a', '', 'LOL \r\nYou didnt know that necro??? lol\r\n\r\nYah hey get matt man to help you set your sig up!!'),
(21321, 'd664dd3c96', '', 'Yah like brandon said get \r\nWInrar - the right click on the file and select &quot;extract here&quot; after you have downloaded winrar ofcourse\r\nThats the only way i know how to unzip and extract files'),
(21331, '2081f7f595', 'I cant decide', 'Hey you guys i cant decide which one to use for my sig i like both of them but i was hopin some of your guys input could help me out\r\n\r\n\r\nThis one\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:2081f7f595]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Darkprincecopy.jpg[/img:2081f7f595]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nor of course my current'),
(21721, '9ec06ec945', '', ':D'),
(21731, 'cc0d8e9446', '', 'Anytime guys, thanks for participating!!'),
(21351, '63ae29cf39', '', 'no answer, they''re both good'),
(21361, 'b155715a65', '', 'I knew it but i just wanted brandon to feel liek hes learnt me something ?!?!?!?!?!?1'),
(21701, '502427cba3', '', 'Welcome cock lick!!\r\n\r\nJust so you know, a some of the no votes came from people that didnt know you!!'),
(21711, 'd5d0d25b56', 'thanks matt', 'thanks for voting me guys ...and yes give me a little more time to get to all of u thanks matt man'),
(21381, 'a175b4f620', '', 'New dFb Killswitch Sig\r\n\r\nPhotoshop - Finished - 11/5/06 3:20 pm\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:a175b4f620]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/withbordercopy.jpg[/img:a175b4f620]'),
(21391, '1049e45c5b', 'New sig', 'New sig by MajerPayne\r\n\r\nITS SICK\r\n\r\nTHANKS!!!!'),
(21401, '45cf0d3440', 'NEW SIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', 'YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(21411, '2505e76510', '', 'YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH'),
(21421, 'c990a0cc45', '', 'YAH!!'),
(21431, 'fa026b4744', '', 'YOUR WELCOME JIMMY\r\n\r\n\r\nI PHUCKIN LOVE THAT SIG!!!!!!'),
(21441, '4efeea3777', '', 'HELLS YAH!!!!\r\n\r\nSWEETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nNo prob welcome jimbo!!!'),
(21451, 'de1d60b27e', '', 'new'),
(21461, '0a498e79c2', '', 'I want to let you guys know that we have an additional UT 99 server. This new HOH Clan Server (8.9.37.189:7777) is a Camping server that has MH, DM, TDM, and a FN style game type that you can access through the map vote.'),
(21471, '3fb1414c61', '', 'Newest \r\n\r\nPhotoshop - Finished 11/5/06 6:05 PM\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:3fb1414c61]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/2k7sig.jpg[/img:3fb1414c61]'),
(21481, '6ef53c55b7', '', 'YAH THANKS YAH YAH YAH'),
(21691, '887c0e1c97', 'Welcome - {dFb} ClickClickBoom', 'Well, you made it.. Welcome to the clan!'),
(21511, 'fdd3b0c92a', 'SHOULD SCARFACE BE ALOUD BACK INTO CLAN ?', 'MATTMAN and BITCHKILLER ARE ASSRAPING EACH OTHER WHILE YOU READ THIS POST BUTT THAT IS NOT THE POINT !!!!  THEY GUZUL EACH OTHERS CUMB AND FFUCK EACH OTHER IN THERE SHIT HOLES AND THEY WANT TO REVOTE ON SCARFACE OR ME BEING IN THE CLAN , I KNOW I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT ME IN THE CLAN BUT YOU STILL HAVE TOO VOTE AND I WILL BE A SWIFT KICK IN THE NUTS FOR MATTMAN AND BK WHEN THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES VOTNG NO. SO VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(21521, '9c355c9141', '', 'ya, i like the new one'),
(21531, '8664a37fdf', '', 'nice job, looks awesome'),
(21541, '9890dcf6c0', '', 'limewire u usually get a virus........ dl a trail version of ps then get a crack.......wait, you usually get a virus that way too........just make sure youve got good virus protection and either way will work'),
(21681, '4ec49c43d7', '', 'I think he''s been smoking crack'),
(21561, 'd4ff6ea51a', '', 'YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(21831, '76a46e1315', '', 'VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(21841, '29296cfc04', '', '\\/\\/3|_C()(V)3'),
(21851, '4f9bfcb33d', '', 'too lazy'),
(21861, 'a748507968', '', 'Welcome CCB!   :D'),
(21871, '3280629587', '', 'THANKS!!!!!!!!!:)'),
(21881, '517a23b832', '', 'Whats up with the zero pressure thing necro??\r\n\r\nDid you make those??'),
(21891, '85c4f9ad6f', '', 'Hmmmmmmm\r\n\r\nIn the knight one i actually made the render smaller\r\n\r\nThe only one i really made the render bigger is necro''s\r\n\r\nThanks for the advice i''ll give it a try'),
(21581, 'b9f962e7b9', 'Re: Majers Showcase!!', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]\r\n[img:b9f962e7b9]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Necrophotoshopsig-1.jpg[/img:b9f962e7b9]\r\n\r\n[img:b9f962e7b9]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/PHOTOSHOP-1.jpg[/img:b9f962e7b9]\r\n\r\n[img:b9f962e7b9]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Knight.jpg[/img:b9f962e7b9]\r\n[/quote]\r\nThese'),
(21591, '0ba6cd90bb', '', 'yep looks sweet'),
(21601, 'ff11fc3f85', '', 'Get morpheus no viruses i should know :)\r\nLimewire=Virus\r\nMorheus=No Virus\r\nBearShare=TONS OF VIRUSES'),
(21611, '43362f507e', '', 'NICEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'),
(21621, '1f41a8c357', '', 'hey...thanks ....you are welcom anytime....\r\n\r\nYOOOOOOOOO\r\nCALIIII\r\nhow are you?'),
(21631, '33afbb383d', '', 'WTF&quot;?????'),
(21641, 'a114c9196b', '', 'nice job majer'),
(21651, 'b61a082b71', '', 'current one'),
(21661, 'a388a1de56', '', 'Yes you should know.. Ill go try that later'),
(22321, 'cea20f2088', '', 'what size is it and can ya get a pic of the back of it?'),
(22331, '54b8c67274', '', 'hmmmmm....... he asked the same questions when he saw your picture!!'),
(22341, '7fb599c825', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]350 pepole wedding will cost me somthing like 120,000 +- isreali shekels...means that in us dollars will be somthig like... 30,000 $.... NOT! including the dress and other shit...\r\n:)[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nI know how you can make 120,000 quick and easy..... :wink:  :wink:'),
(22351, '0a2f6b740b', '', 'welcome aboard CCB'),
(22471, '3be791b6e2', '', 'WTF???...\r\nyou crazy kids....'),
(22481, 'f21e0b3ace', '', 'Lol that was mark (bloodshot) He used to use my name so he knows my pass ,, but still that sig is great,, brandon will love it'),
(22491, '5fbd91dc36', '', 'I cant make them,, majer payne made that 1,,'),
(22371, '891cad8a86', '', 'KATANA.....\r\nno WAY...FORGET IT...i WONT! SUCK your dick...\r\nforget it....i know you ask it befor....but NO is NO!\r\nLOL'),
(22461, 'bf6edb9fe3', '', 'hehe... do another one....'),
(22391, '7ff5845c6c', '', 'LOL...BK'),
(22401, 'fc59264187', '', 'yeah.....do that bitch.....'),
(22411, '98dd328645', '', 'LOL.....\r\ni just saying the truth...Majer....'),
(22421, '45aa225691', '', 'no fucking clue....\r\nbut i iknow Matt , Ace...and probebly Noc could help you....\r\ngood luck kiddoo'),
(22431, 'a0c9d029b1', '', 'I cant i have a lovely sig made !'),
(22441, '00cfe305c0', '', 'Lastest password: xxxxxx\r\n\r\nThis password is also being used to currently password protect the entire TS server due to retards coming in and flooding our TS.. I''ll prolly remove it sometime tonight..'),
(22451, '486c53f4af', 'Brandons new sig (this is bloodshot)', '[img:486c53f4af]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/brandonbad.jpg[/img:486c53f4af]\r\nEnjoy brandon!'),
(22501, 'ca906bf224', '', 'Here are some more details:\r\n\r\nForm Factor ATX Mid-Tower \r\nBezel Type LED Illuminated \r\nSide Panel Type Clear, Vented, Quick-Release \r\nPower Supply 450 Watt \r\nMaterial Steel \r\nExternal 5.25&quot; Drive Bays 4 \r\nExternal 3.5&quot; Drive Bays 2 \r\nInternal 3.5&quot; Drive Bays 5 \r\nExpansion Slots 7 \r\nFront USB Ports 2 \r\nFront Audio Ports 2 \r\n80mm Fan Ports 1 \r\n80mm Fans Included 1 \r\n120mm Fan Ports 2 \r\n120mm Fans Included 2 \r\nDepth 19.75&quot; \r\nWidth 8.25&quot; \r\nHeight 17.75&quot;'),
(22521, '16cfb241fa', '', 'Congrats, your lucky that we didnt show up, might have gave you a little bit of a challenge?'),
(22531, '1059b148c7', 'Hello from [PSI]', 'Just wanted to drop in and say hello, nice site here, love the hand pic on the front page, thats awesome!!\r\n\r\nI was looking to see if you guys play 2k4 and I think you have one server for it??\r\n\r\n[PSI]BlackRose'),
(22541, '8cf9492aae', '[PSI]', 'Your team would like to have a friendly rumble with us?\r\n\r\n\r\n      Please post in our challenge section of the forum and check back often so that we\r\n      can make arrangements as to where and when. The rumbles we arrange\r\n      here are for fun only, not for Ladder tournaments.Please check out our rules while you are there.\r\n\r\n      You can contact me at MSN-blackrose9 or email blackrose9@sympatico.ca\r\n      Or [PSI]HELLSPENT on the forums.\r\n      Thanks for visiting Psycho Snipers Inc .www.psychosnipers.com\r\n\r\n      We look forward to seeing many of you in the game!'),
(22551, '8d19472b9f', '', 'WTF NOC?????'),
(22561, '6a7bdd960b', '', 'Yo, welcome to our house. Most of us have 2k4 but dont play to often. We are waiting for 2k7. If you wanted to play a fun match with us, let us know, im sure we could get together enough people to play. Friday night is usually good, there is lots of people on Fridays.\r\n\r\nBK'),
(22571, 'e94821adb7', '', 'You have paypal Noc?'),
(22581, '3f3d36d1b4', '', 'We are a freestyle clan, I dont think you guys would like playing with us??? But if you still want to play, just let us know. We are not always going to camp.'),
(22591, '9217d77dac', '', 'hey....and welcom to our home'),
(22601, '7d7d22c3f9', '', 'you can change your name a majer will do another sig and avatar for you..'),
(22611, '6c88b8cea9', '', 'but we are always will snipe your ass....lol\r\nj/k'),
(22621, '52a7438a48', '', 'Hey I am Canadian also,, ontario.!!'),
(22631, '4d290f13e4', '', 'Cool, same here, Ottawa. Canada Rocks, wooooooooooooooo'),
(22641, '7535e6c3d8', '', 'Lol ok,, i need a new name then'),
(22651, '4d80a32693', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]you can change your name a majer will do another sig and avatar for you..[/quote]Yah what Sauron said!!\r\n\r\nI''m addicted to photoshop now lol i will use any excuse to make somthin with it lol'),
(22661, '7cbfb1a53c', '', 'LOL\r\n\r\nNo prob thanks for participating in the tournament DoC enjoy your server and stop by ours somtime!\r\n\r\nMajerPayne'),
(22671, 'fe695326f2', '', 'I knew you would become addicted!! lol   :D'),
(22681, '366108403f', '', 'We have some very good freestyle players!!'),
(22691, '860dba42af', '', 'Well, lets get it on then. Jimmyz is our match dude, he will get in touch with you.'),
(22701, 'ac23e5dcc5', '', 'YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(22711, '4ae1fbd7f8', '', 'Maybe the best work that I have seen. You should use it Brandon. :P'),
(22721, '3d4ff1cad5', '', 'Sounds like fun. lets get er done! :P'),
(22731, 'e2635f10ef', '', '[quote=&quot;demonkiller&quot;]I knew you would become addicted!! lol   :D[/quote]\r\n\r\nLooking at your sig Demon, makes me want to learn how do use it too. :oops:'),
(20471, 'eeda24d679', '', '[color=violet:eeda24d679]GOD DAMMIT I HATE %&amp;$*IN WORK ... STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID..  UGHHHH   if i didnt have to work...  these are going to be my famous last words..  ALWAYS.   :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x [/color:eeda24d679]'),
(20481, '83acc318ce', '', 'Very Nice. Alot like air bruching but with aerosol cans.\r\n :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)'),
(22741, '56b6306437', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]Congrats, your lucky that we didnt show up, might have gave you a little bit of a challenge?[/quote]\r\n\r\nI doubt that Noc. :twisted:  Well, maybe as you said........ a little bit of a challenge. :lol:'),
(22751, '85b4b297f1', '', 'Welcome fellow Canuck! I''m in Ottawa too. Not far from Bitch_Killer. :P'),
(22761, 'fe77c99aea', '', 'Yeap'),
(22771, '92533ec243', '', 'of course! I accpt paypal, check, money order and US dollars at own risk!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPM me and I will get you the info'),
(22781, 'b707d9bdbb', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]KATANA.....\r\nno WAY...FORGET IT...i WONT! SUCK your dick...\r\nforget it....i know you ask it befor....but NO is NO!\r\nLOL[/quote]\r\n\r\nKeep dreaming...that wouldnt be quick and sure as hell not easy and would cost you alot more than that! pisson   yoowned'),
(22791, 'a58a7be17e', 'KATANA', 'did i call u a son of a bitch if i did im sorry'),
(22801, '5a82d1e193', 'hi guys', 'hello all havent been around in a while lol been real busy and shit lilke that thought i''d stop and say hi there leave  u all a littlle love out of fm and going by a new name now lol not sniping to much lately but planning on starting again (been lost in invasion like to kill bots lmao) ttyl hugz to all :P  :P \r\n\r\n\r\noh!!!! going by NoKilli now ! ! !\r\n<a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m70/grusome_1313/nokilli.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>'),
(22811, 'c4e15d84a3', '', 'Yo, wsup girl?? I havent heard from you in so long that I totally forgot about you. When you commin on TS???'),
(22821, 'cac310509d', '', 'haha any time mic kinda suks but u can at least hear me lol \r\nmissed you guys finally left (FM) tho i still help out some lol old habits and all that\r\nalso my mom had some major surgery was in the hospital almost 3 months again but she is doing better now . . . anyway thats kinda why i havent been around so much just been pulled in so many directions, havent really had time for a whole lot (well invasion a bit just for some relaxation dont have issues with bots them i can kill lmfao) !!! anyway ill talk at all of you lata on cya  :twisted:'),
(22831, '6a04784aab', 'Re: KATANA', '[quote=&quot;clickclickboom&quot;]did i call u a son of a bitch if i did im sorry[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou know I wrote that in my avatar section of my profiles. It wasnt directed at you.\r\nUnless your my mom......lol\r\nBut my mom was better looking......lol'),
(22841, '6573cc9dfb', '', 'Hey good to see you again. hope to get to chat with ya on TS and maybe play a match or two with you on the server.'),
(22851, '94c62a7eaa', '', 'Thank you ,, any1 else need a sig just tell me!'),
(22861, 'b17cef96a7', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]KATANA.....\r\nno WAY...FORGET IT...i WONT! SUCK your dick...\r\nforget it....i know you ask it befor....but NO is NO!\r\nLOL[/quote]\r\n\r\nKeep dreaming...that wouldnt be quick and sure as hell not easy and would cost you alot more than that! pisson   yoowned[/quote]\r\n\r\n[color=violet:b17cef96a7]its always quick and easy, you just have to know what your doing, and how to do it.....    :D  :D  :D [/color:b17cef96a7]'),
(22871, '338beae343', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]Congrats, your lucky that we didnt show up, might have gave you a little bit of a challenge?[/quote]\r\n\r\nI doubt that Noc. :twisted:  Well, maybe as you said........ a little bit of a challenge. :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\n[color=violet:338beae343]dont make me kick your ass... again :D HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH  :D  :D  :D [/color:338beae343]'),
(22881, 'b674115617', 'hey guys :)', '[color=violet:b674115617]Hey guys, and girls :)   its been a while since ive talked to most of you.  Hows it goin?  I shuld probably jump on ts for a while, but i can never find the time.   Busy with work and my little one.  Well, some night i will try to get on, and if im not.. maybe stop by ours and listen to my &quot;sexy voice&quot;  hahahahhahahahhahahhahahhaha ya right.  ok, any way, i hope to cya later...\r\n\r\n\r\n[size=9:b674115617]you guys are so full of shit with that sexy voice thing [/size:b674115617][/color:b674115617]'),
(22891, '8924b142ec', '', 'l,m,f,a,0! ! ! ! aint that the truth omg lol lol \r\n\r\nanyway best of luck to you man wish you many peace filled years of happiness; \r\nhealthy little ones;\r\n and may you always be happy as you are right now.'),
(22901, '25d534de82', '', 'Hey KERIN good to see ya again.. I missed you in that last match we had with ya all.. Was looking forward to getting a peice of the KERINATOR  :)\r\n\r\nAnyway it would be great if you stopped by when you get a chance.. Hope to see ya soon!'),
(22911, '198f857647', '', 'once ya overwrite it your pretty much screwed man.'),
(22921, '03f2ed08c9', '', 'hey girl family first :) good to see ya here again i love that new sig image the one in your first post did you make it?'),
(22931, 'ad0e0409aa', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]Congrats, your lucky that we didnt show up, might have gave you a little bit of a challenge?[/quote]\r\n\r\nI doubt that Noc. :twisted:  Well, maybe as you said........ a little bit of a challenge. :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\neumphsis on [size=24:ad0e0409aa]LITTLE[/size:ad0e0409aa] though'),
(22961, '2da8f55588', '', 'I have been busy making some more sigs brandon style!\r\n[img:2da8f55588]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/BRANDONSNEXTVICTIM.jpg[/img:2da8f55588]\r\n[img:2da8f55588]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/supersniperevilone.jpg[/img:2da8f55588]\r\n[img:2da8f55588]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/untitled.jpg[/img:2da8f55588]\r\nIf any1 else needs one please dont forget to just ask,, me and mark are more then happy to supply your sigs!'),
(22971, '1605403ceb', '', 'Hey! long time no see lol'),
(22981, '585d9688e6', '', '8O'),
(22991, 'b6a3358608', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]hey girl family first :) good to see ya here again i love that new sig image the one in your first post did you make it?[/quote]\r\n\r\nwish i had made it i luv it but all i did was add the name to it lol !!!'),
(23001, '0fbbb21cb7', '', 'with the ones evil said were stretched, did you click on the corner square thingy and hold shift then resize it? cause that keeps it the same size...........doing pretty good though'),
(23011, '842acc168d', '', 'Yah dk''s sig PWNS!!!!'),
(23021, 'ed24111b75', '', 'when your good , your good lol'),
(23031, '7f9c41bd16', '', '[quote=&quot;demonkiller&quot;]I knew you would become addicted!! lol   :D[/quote]And yes now i am ........i hope your happy lol'),
(23041, 'a41aa0b1b3', '', 'EMOSURG!!!!\r\n\r\nwuts up?\r\n\r\nLong time no see\r\n\r\nYou need to stop by the server and TS ASAP!!!'),
(23051, '2f8a3d88b5', '', 'Hey kern nice of you to stop by!!'),
(23061, '83762d7392', '', 'Ok the only way i resized them is with &quot;free transform&quot;\r\n\r\nAnd the only one that was made BIGGER is necro''s sig'),
(23071, '9b093aeebe', '', 'planning on it but you know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men lmao lol \r\nill get there for sure lol ill even boot up TS just for u guys i hate it but i will indeed do it lol lataz all hava good one k fuargue'),
(23081, '0c87cba5af', 'Hosting Slogan', 'Ok people, we have to come up with a slogan for the hosting website, start posting your suggestions. The winner will receive a reach around from Mattman!!!\r\n\r\nRemember, its a slogan that we need, not the name for the website!! Something like &quot;your journey begins here&quot; but more cool.'),
(23091, '1a5ca098a7', '', '&quot;Die Bitches&quot;\r\n\r\nhow''s that'),
(23101, 'e474552a6b', '', 'I forgot to mention that it needs to be somewhat professional.'),
(23111, 'd1e1601f6a', '', 'yes but you made them smaller and by having begger with then hight'),
(23121, '091535b46d', '', '&quot;Where your fun life begins&quot; :P'),
(23131, 'ff0280aae5', '', 'Welcome back. I hope you life is getting better. See you soon. :P'),
(23141, 'fd4d7587cf', '', 'Hi Keri. Missed you the last little bit. Glad your back. See you soon. :P'),
(23151, 'f57b220937', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]when your good , your good lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nAnd when you''re bad............ :roll:'),
(23161, 'a7c70be88d', '', '[quote=&quot;TxT_KERINATOR&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]Congrats, your lucky that we didnt show up, might have gave you a little bit of a challenge?[/quote]\r\n\r\nI doubt that Noc. :twisted:  Well, maybe as you said........ a little bit of a challenge. :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\n[color=violet:a7c70be88d]dont make me kick your ass... again :D HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH  :D  :D  :D [/color:a7c70be88d][/quote]\r\n\r\nThat would be &quot;spank my ass&quot;. :oops:'),
(23171, 'caa0399d73', '', '&quot;Your future starts now&quot;\r\n\r\nor\r\n\r\n&quot;Why go to  the middle man, when you can come to the source&quot;\r\n\r\nMan, I really want the reach around, I will post a hundred more later'),
(23241, '37d9b609c0', '', '&quot;Where friendship is free&quot;'),
(23191, '395b7bee33', '', 'Hi Keri!!  Come talk to us!  :D'),
(23201, '0fec4bda8d', '', 'Totally!!  :D'),
(23211, '862632eaa4', '', 'lol you gotta teach me one day how to make my sigs like your current one!!\r\n\r\nDid you get a tutorial offline to learn how to make that?'),
(23221, 'ec50117225', 'Top 200', 'Login and password:\r\n\r\nYour password is: z11111\r\n\r\nYour Account ID is: 4346'),
(23251, '20e56df1bb', '', 'Damn... $666.50.  I''ve had a few more years of practice than most... ROFL!'),
(23261, 'd8aa00c4b7', 'Cool site', 'Check it out, I found it by accident!!\r\n\r\nhttp://www.aboutus.org/DfbUtClan.com'),
(24141, '0d3c395ad7', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]HELL YES!!!\r\n0Skillz is awsome and i cant wait  to finally see him on the clan!![/quote]\r\n\r\nOn the clan majer?  The clan will be on, or in him not the other way around. :lol:[/quote]LMFAO nice1 there greenie yah i forget somtimes\r\n\r\nAnd mikeanime im on it dont worry  :D'),
(23281, '3fbec72442', '', '[b:3fbec72442][color=green:3fbec72442]Dang, I have the highest everywhere I posted this, does that mean, I''m really good, Or really bad  8O  8O\r\n\r\nAfter going through, and answering every question with pure honesty, 1086.50   :-x  :-x [/color:3fbec72442][/b:3fbec72442]'),
(23291, 'e0b3037f31', '', '[b:e0b3037f31][color=green:e0b3037f31]I should post some pic''s of 2 towers I recieved from Xoxide.\r\nBloody UPS destroyed them.\r\nI swear the first looked like they used it for a kickball, and the second they took a baseball bat too :evil:  :evil: [/color:e0b3037f31][/b:e0b3037f31]'),
(23311, 'baafa770be', '', '{dFb} Game  and Web Hosting    \r\nMaking Our Space, Your Place   or\r\nMake Our Space - Your Place   or just\r\nOur Space - Your Place    :D'),
(23321, '6e830dafe1', '', 'Nice Gina, very nice. Are you looking for a reach around??'),
(23331, 'e59927612b', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]\r\n\r\nMan, I really want the reach around, I will post a hundred more later[/quote]LMFAO\r\n\r\nDont you get them enough from him?'),
(23341, '2566f61278', '', 'lol\r\nThats pretty cool\r\nNice find'),
(23381, 'ab1c490048', '', 'ok I am seeing what our members want to do for December 3.\r\nI will get back to you.'),
(23391, 'c8dc723ca5', '', 'YAH JIMMYZ I GOTCHA COVERED WIT DA DAWG TAGS ! lol'),
(23401, 'b312c42f11', '', 'Here you go take your pick\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:b312c42f11]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/small.jpg[/img:b312c42f11]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:b312c42f11]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Jimmyzdogtag.jpg[/img:b312c42f11]'),
(23411, '94dd99c17f', '', 'hmmmmm,, me bad? hmmm,, i might have to do a sig for you to prove it..'),
(23421, '8fe5b92062', 'Spot the difference', 'http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/Zoeken.swf \r\n\r\n | Remember to look really carefully now,, its hard! |'),
(23431, 'ff511ca93c', '', 'Look carefully along the left hand coast near the top of your screen.  I think that is the only difference in the whole freakin thing. :P'),
(23441, '372ef8e2fc', '', 'I kind of like the one I use.  I have only used it and its been since the {dFb} started. :P'),
(23451, '2406331a81', '', 'That is nice to see.  How did you stumble on that.  I mean, when do you surf for anything other than porn? :P'),
(23461, 'bcb6d186d8', '', 'I guess you have been busy since you started this post.  Good job.  Maybe I should take the test again. :P'),
(23471, '49de477362', '', 'Get your frag on!\r\n\r\nHey if I win who''s gonna give me a reach around? No fun if I have to do it myself.'),
(23481, 'e5ec5d5e1a', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Get your frag on!\r\n\r\nHey if I win who''s gonna give me a reach around? No fun if I have to do it myself.[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nlol usin one of my old lines in my msn profile.'),
(23491, 'cd5e1a607b', '0skills wants to join', 'What say everyone??'),
(23501, 'bbdff7dc0c', '', 'Sounds cool to me!'),
(23511, '6fb9335757', '', 'I say YES!  :D'),
(23521, '5eb07a798d', '', 'yes'),
(23531, 'c2d0c3d0ef', '', 'No... I do look at tutorials, but I usually just play around with the program until I get an effect that I like.  BTW, the smoky effect was done in Flash.  :D'),
(23541, '34c7de3600', '', 'yo momma'),
(23551, 'a77e27e585', 'New sig with CS2', ':-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  i am actually using brushes now lol i neaver got brushes cause my CS2 didnt work and i used 7.0 so here it is!'),
(23561, '53be2999d8', '', 'hmm not as good as the one mark made but ill say its ok.. :D'),
(23571, '96cf5a7c32', 'DM-UnChairS', 'I made a map ages ago when i sucked at unrealED and i found it again,, so i added some funny stuff and uploaded it to my site\r\n[img:96cf5a7c32]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/Shot0067.jpg[/img:96cf5a7c32]\r\nIt has loads of chairs and you can go inside them and the walls and theres things on the walls\r\n[img:96cf5a7c32]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/Shot0057.jpg[/img:96cf5a7c32]\r\nAnd some rooms with tree''s lol\r\n\r\nIts badly made but my friends said it was fun when it was on my server ages ago..\r\nDownload here - http://www.clanvxs.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&amp;op=getit&amp;lid=21\r\nYou have to download it all seperatly for some reason..'),
(23581, '070252c212', '', 'thanks emo....\r\n\r\nand TxT_KERINATOR\r\n belive me i know what you are talking about....LOL\r\nif a girl know how to do it....mannnnnn LMFAAAOOOOooo'),
(23591, '6d9e94292c', '', 'welcome back EMO...or should i say now...NoKilli :)\r\nit''s good to see you here again. i wish the best health to your mom. i hope she is doing better everyday.\r\ni''m looking forward to see you on the server and on TS.\r\ni''m busy too, but that is what make this place the best....you are alweys welcom here :)\r\nsee ya soon\r\nsauron'),
(23601, '36eb1dea5e', '', 'hey there....welcom back....\r\nwould love to hear your sexyvoice.\r\nc ya soon on TS\r\nsauron'),
(23611, 'f81476e6cb', '', 'i got that mail befor...\r\nand it''s very hard to find a difference...i think it''s on the center...\r\nlook very good...and close\r\ngood luck'),
(23621, '80f670face', '', 'nice site....\r\nVOTE!!!!'),
(23631, 'b66ea71c13', '', 'i remember you showing me that, it wasn''t too bad, much better than my hundreds of failed attempts'),
(23641, '212ff8991c', '', '[img:212ff8991c]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/LighEvil.png[/img:212ff8991c]'),
(23651, '14d206035a', '', 'damn i see CCB wants that reach around from matt.'),
(24131, '8c661fb970', '', 'hmmmm not bad but i really still like your one sig with the gas mask guy lol nice work tho'),
(23671, '665beb6345', '', 'Thanx Dawg got em on!'),
(23691, 'f3b32ea927', 'Hello snipers!!', 'Sup guys! just dropped by to say hi, found ya on the UT top 200 web page  :) \r\n\r\nI am one of the clan leaders from the ScA clan!  We are a GM / DM clan, we where the last clan that joined the legendary UTGMC community. You probably play some of the maps that where made by somebody from the GMC. Anyway its nice to be here! Maybe we could have a scrim someday   :wink:'),
(23701, '907838b878', '', 'Hi and welcome. Glad to see you here. :P'),
(23711, 'a05269f3d9', '', 'Yes. He pisses me off in the game so he should fit in nicely. :P'),
(23721, '0fadf0b413', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Get your frag on!\r\n\r\nHey if I win who''s gonna give me a reach around? No fun if I have to do it myself.[/quote]\r\n\r\nI guess you are tired of doing that to yourself by now. :P'),
(23731, '5c2a0dd85f', '', 'Looks great Evil! Keep up the good work, someday I hope to be able to do that. I love the smoke effect.'),
(23741, '29e7ef786f', '', 'No prob dawg i hook you up wit anything IGHT lol glad you like''um'),
(23751, '5c0f1f7f1d', '', 'Nice job brandon but i like your previous work better'),
(23761, '949ebea2bb', '', 'damn that shit is hard!!!'),
(23771, 'ef95b30568', '', 'Hey thanks for the visit\r\n\r\nEnjoy the site,server ,and ts!! hope to frag you soon'),
(23781, 'b03eabcc5e', '', 'HELL YES!!!\r\n0Skillz is awsome and i cant wait  to finally see him on the clan!!'),
(23791, '5108edc1df', '', 'That looks awsome necro have mattman upload it!!!'),
(23801, '152216cdd4', '', 'Its official then 11 and 0, he is in!!'),
(23811, '7252d235b6', 'Welcome 0skills', 'Welcome buddy, nice to have you in the family!!'),
(23821, 'eac525e878', '', 'Welcome to the familly. :P'),
(23831, '3c4d5ab99f', '', 'yo welcome to the family \r\n\r\nparty at BKs mouth and your the guest of honor'),
(23841, '598f4cd79b', '', 'now he needs a shiney new {dFb} sig and avatar.'),
(23851, 'fe2e0f7790', '', 'Party in Mike''s ASS, are you cuming??'),
(23861, 'bfc3cde4e2', '', 'Welcome Oskills!!!  :D'),
(23871, '0a302d4c2f', '', 'Welcome to {dFb} 0!'),
(23881, 'a966808c73', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]HELL YES!!!\r\n0Skillz is awsome and i cant wait  to finally see him on the clan!![/quote]\r\n\r\nOn the clan majer?  The clan will be on, or in him not the other way around. :lol:'),
(23891, 'a8513c128f', 'Windows LiveCD', 'LiveCDs are great - an operating system that runs from the CD drive.  One problem with LiveCDs is that they often don''t support read/write access to your NTFS format volumes.  So what would be ideal is WindowsXP on a LiveCD.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.ubcd4win.com/faq.htm\r\n\r\nI haven''t tried it since I just found it a few minutes ago but it looks good.  I''ve been using ERD Commander 2005 for when I get my system into a problem where windows won''t start or I need to change files that windows won''t let me change while it''s running.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.winternals.com/Products/AdministratorsPak/Default.aspx - more info on ERD Commander 2005 there.'),
(23901, '9ddfa0fbbe', '', 'thought so, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(23911, '92ae18b2e1', '{dFb} vs OMA 11-12-2006', 'Another good match with the OMA.. Great games all\r\n\r\n{dFb} 0\r\nOMA 5\r\n\r\nMap pics and all details are up..\r\n\r\nhttp://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(23921, '69b2c69a12', '', 'Nice find!'),
(23931, '692ab5ec59', 'Windows live messanger addons?', 'Thier has to be some for some reason my handwriting tool doesnt work and a thing that changes the colour of your name and does weird stuff with it.\r\nAnybody got n e?'),
(23941, '4504581149', '', 'well i just put windows on my computer but im not used to everything so i found everything in the C drive from my 2000 and just copied it from thier but i dont think that is your problem'),
(23951, 'eebf3a2fd8', '', '[quote=&quot;DonvanVliet&quot;]BAM is XIS right? Or am I not informed correctly?  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nYou are correct............................'),
(23961, 'fa6a3f305e', '', 'ya, i agree, your other stuff was better, but y cant u use brushes in 7, i use them.'),
(23971, '1a679a97c5', '', 'welcome dawg'),
(23981, '536df6dc21', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Party in Mike''s ASS, are you cuming??[/quote]\r\n\r\nBK''s mouth is the right size but mikes ass is way to big for a party. Wont beable to find anyone in there....lol\r\n\r\nWelcome to the family 0Skills'),
(23991, '479c21bdfe', '', 'Welcome 0Skills!!! I Hope to meet ya soon on ts or UT, have fun  :D .'),
(24001, 'b931bb3f94', '', 'all the good ones i found where crappy and yeah i think the sig i have now isnt really that good for what i have done with CS2'),
(24011, 'dbdfb755e7', '', 'now?'),
(24021, '24c9173884', '', 'how about...\r\nhere fun time is snipe time\r\n\r\nwhere you seat near the comp untill 5am'),
(24031, '589fd07710', '', 'sorry....can\\t help you now...'),
(24041, 'a289904834', '', '[size=18:a289904834][b:a289904834][color=green:a289904834]{dFb} Gaming, so easy to use, no wonder we''re #1  :twisted:  :twisted: [/color:a289904834][/b:a289904834][/size:a289904834]'),
(24051, 'b30597dce3', '', 'just remember the tag looks like this\r\n\r\n[size=24:b30597dce3]{dFb}[/size:b30597dce3]\r\n\r\n\r\nit took dr z and ace a long time to get it right'),
(24061, 'd4034712b8', '', 'if one of mine wins ill transfer the &quot;prize&quot; to noc\r\n\r\n{dFb} Game Hosting is not just a game to us!\r\n\r\n{dFb} Game Hosting where UT is a game but our service to you isn''t!\r\n\r\n{dFb} Hosting we may play games but, we take our customers seriousley!'),
(24071, 'cdfba23616', '', 'you need messenger plus as do i.'),
(24081, '8aa0a0434e', '', 'THANKS SAURON, AND ALL THE REST OF YOU GUYS AND/OR GALS \r\nAS ALWAYS [i:8aa0a0434e][b:8aa0a0434e]YOU ROCK[/b:8aa0a0434e][/i:8aa0a0434e] LOL\r\n\r\nUM BOUT JUMPING IN THE SERVER WOULD THAT BE 2K4 OR 99 LOL BEEN IN 2K4 A FEW TIMES BUT LIKE ALWAYS ITS EMPTY LOL LOL LET ME KNOW K LOL OR COME PLAY A LIL INVASION WITH ME SOMETIME JUST FOR FUN LATAZ ALL SEE YA SOON'),
(24091, '1597ee5e76', '', 'Sorry i couldnt make it guys i had 2 open houses to look at....my chick called me and it was last minute deal...you know i don''t want to get married and live with mommy and daddy forever......lol'),
(24101, 'f6ebcabfd4', '', 'Yo!'),
(24111, '4a54d3c63c', '', 'its 99 most of the time. on the main index page 9not the main forum page but http://www.dfbgaming.com )ya can see who is in what server.'),
(24121, '3522370a21', '', 'welcome 0skillz'),
(24191, '16c1035ef0', '', '[img:16c1035ef0]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/Tech0.png[/img:16c1035ef0]'),
(24201, '417943031c', '', 'hey guys i have  a question if i may lol all I''m seeing is dfb is bad no longer active ?  all I''m really seeing is dfb (not that that''s a problem lol) just wondering if you all had decided not to be separated anymore or what..... :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(24211, '02605379b5', 'testing', 'testing'),
(24221, '62f1155978', '', 'o,m,f,g ! ! ! ! 721.60\r\ndont even say it lol . . . . . . . :oops:  :roll:  :evil:'),
(24231, '58fb37428e', '', ':P'),
(24241, '252d241975', '', 'You coping bitches!!!!!!!'),
(24251, '3fa2282f93', '', 'hey your the one that switched your colors to match mine.'),
(24261, '5afd4ec398', '', 'oooooh'),
(24271, '09ce2352b9', '', 'we decided to join the two clans to make us stronger.'),
(24281, '078c99b00f', '', 'get ready for your spanking ya bad, bad girl'),
(24291, '7056def6dc', '', 'whores!'),
(24301, '1869f84123', '', 'LOL'),
(24581, '1de2914a07', '', 'lol thx :P'),
(24591, 'd72c15b2ca', '', 'i actually customized it all mike did was make the basic sig and matt had a nice 1 untill he put it to basic'),
(24601, 'a63c8d4096', '', 'One of you dick faces can take mine and cool it up a little more, keep the face thing though!!! And NO gay stuff, or you will pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(24611, '95c09d3cb0', '', 'we live in the same house you think you cant ak me?!?!'),
(24621, '662307c555', '', 'Anyone can do it!!! I will use the one I like best.'),
(24631, '94a5a4dc3c', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Anyone can do it!!! I will use the one I like best.[/quote]\r\n\r\nOr maybe you can use a different one every week. :P   If someone wants to make me a new one, you can try. I like the one I have so it better be good.'),
(24641, '2cc0e68482', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]lol\r\nI dont like those brandons looks the best though[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s because it''s green! :P'),
(24651, 'eb4e326821', '', 'how do we customise it?'),
(24661, '0852b92cc6', '', '[img:0852b92cc6]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/bkdfb.png[/img:0852b92cc6]'),
(24671, '107ada7d0e', '', 'Good games OMA.  Although we lost all maps this time, it was more fun than the last one.  We will get of game going and we will be looking for revenge. Cya soon. :P'),
(24681, '505659960a', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]lol\r\nI dont like those brandons looks the best though[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s because it''s green! :P[/quote]DAMN STRAIGHT  :P  :D \r\n\r\nLOL\r\nand by the way greenie it might just be my comp but your avatar isnt showing up'),
(24691, '7056060ef0', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]One of you dick faces can take mine and cool it up a little more, keep the face thing though!!! And NO gay stuff, or you will pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Yah i will give it a try as soon as i have the chance. Do you want the same image?\r\nIs there anyother image that you prefer?'),
(24701, '4dce4fdf4b', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Anyone can do it!!! I will use the one I like best.[/quote]\r\n\r\nOr maybe you can use a different one every week. :P   If someone wants to make me a new one, you can try. I like the one I have so it better be good.[/quote]Are you asking for a new one greenie?'),
(24381, '16991b7dd1', '', 'Yeeeeaaahhhhh...\r\nour power is now much stronger...LOL'),
(24391, '9893916ff2', '', 'LOL NOC....\r\nDFB hosting....we don''t host just game server.. :wink:'),
(24401, '74670c8946', '', 'LOL....bad sexy girl...he he\r\nyou have been busy LOL'),
(24411, '51ad7bbcd1', '', 'i know it''s late but i say yeeeeaaaasssss'),
(24421, 'f1df54ef1b', '', 'WELCOM DUDE....HOPE  TO C YA SOON'),
(24431, '6d817eea9b', '', 'lol ok kinda thought you had just decided to merge them but wasnt really sure lol thanks all appreciate your taking the time to tell me lol lataz'),
(24441, 'd31562f6a6', 'haha this is kinda kewl lol', 'Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno''t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.\r\n\r\nThe rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!\r\nStrange..isn''t it? =)'),
(64617, '70fef50a12', '', '[img:70fef50a12]http://www.lightsonstadium.com/files/HOTU.jpg[/img:70fef50a12]\r\n\r\n\r\nMap plays very well, Good Job.'),
(64618, '7edf984c2b', '', '[img:7edf984c2b]http://files.p455w0rd.net/AS_SSD_12-7-2012.png[/img:7edf984c2b]\r\n\r\nHow do u get your writes so quick?'),
(64619, '48cab00362', '', 'checkout http://www.overclock.net/ search what board cpu and graphics you have but remember not all results are the same'),
(64620, '2907c2b35b', '', 'Great job mattie.Map looks and plays great ! This will be a map played for years to come here at DFB.Some of your best work to date in my book .'),
(64622, '96d40ebec6', '', 'Ok, here it is for real. Password is UTXMAS\r\n\r\n<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/55150827" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe>'),
(64623, 'b7c4b75047', 'Snow Gen Tut', 'I''ll look into this more when I have time..but if frame rates are shitty, maybe u can figure out smething better using this: http://www.celticwarriors.net/Website/Mirrors/CHiMERiC/Tutorials02/Tut23/UnrealScript%20Tutorial%2023%20-%20Snow.htm'),
(64624, '847f916df4', 'UT99 Player Since  2000', 'Hi All I am new to The Clan I am BOXER I love to play on the Server Its Bloodey Awsome.  I''LL be playing As much as I can On here Since I Work.  This is The type of Clan I would Love to Join.  ;)   Fragg you Soon  :wink:'),
(64625, '5c75339112', '', 'Looks fantastic, can''t wait to play it!'),
(64626, '4b208caa41', '', 'Welcome to the site. Hope you enjoy your time here.'),
(64627, '39bbf6a81b', '', 'Sure Thing MattMan.   I Will Do.  And thank you. ;). :wink:'),
(64628, '7f285be7bc', 'Want to Join {dFb}', '1. What is Your UT Name?  BOXER\r\n 2. How Old are You? (Though we say 21 or older we do make exceptions) 19\r\n 3. How Long Have You Been Playing UT? Since 2000\r\n 4. What Clan(s) Have You Been A part of?  [SxS] [SWAT] {MOS}\r\n 5. If Yes, Why Did You Leave The Clan? Stoped Playing For reasons Then Came back\r\n 6. What is your MSN (if you don''t have it, get it)?  nick.d.r.hughes@hotmail.co.uk\r\n 7. Do You Have Team Speak?  Yes\r\n 8. Do You Have A Mic?  Yes\r\n 9. How many hours a week do you play UT?  Well I Work 5 Days a week So as much as I can Really.  \r\n 10. Are you or have you ever been affiliated with a cheating clan or group? No'),
(24461, '3434023fea', '', 'lol, I had no problem reading that at all.. Hmmmmmmm'),
(24731, 'ff4cabb211', '', 'Nice job OMA'),
(24741, 'e0edb4502d', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]how do we customise it?[/quote]\r\nwhen you get code for sig you can change it thier'),
(24751, '25ff9e96ad', '', 'Ok December 3rd is a sunday. What time do you want this and are you willing to host it??'),
(24761, '92756e67a0', 'Whats up again from [TTS]', 'Please everyone stop by register say hi....we just got are new forums up and running alsome your love it......postman miss you bro....oh and you too matman lol\r\n\r\n[color=blue:92756e67a0][url]http://www.tts-clan.com[/url][/color:92756e67a0]'),
(24481, '09edd07c96', '', 'My computer teacher has that on his wall....'),
(24491, '3e08bd88c8', '', 'aww, i wanted to make sum1 a sig, but my comp with ps dosent have internet...\r\n\r\n\r\nnice job though brandon, I''ve noticed that your really good at making the text work perfectly, im bad at that'),
(24501, '4b1a413f3e', '', 'lol\r\nI dont like those brandons looks the best though'),
(24711, '8b5963c69a', '', 'Same image!!'),
(24721, 'a3f19822df', '', 'ok bitch\r\nI shall give it a try'),
(24521, 'c9b66cfa1e', '', 'Damn you brandon\r\n\r\nlol\r\n\r\nim still makin one lol\r\n\r\nnice job though , 1 of your best'),
(24531, '46862565c4', '', '[quote=&quot;SatanClause&quot;]\r\n\r\n\r\nI''ve noticed that your really good at making the text work perfectly, im bad at that[/quote]Same here lol'),
(24541, '8be3ab08ed', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;][size=24:8be3ab08ed]dFb clan sucks but our hosting doesnt![/size:8be3ab08ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote]LMFAO nice1 noc\r\n\r\n\r\ndFb hosting , all your gaming server needs , and more'),
(24551, '5d91cb36d9', '', 'its kinda fun isnt it lol'),
(24771, 'a46c5f08c8', '', 'YOOOO what up Divx! Be happy to register again. \r\nGood to hear from ya again.'),
(24801, '9076bbe2f7', 'slogon', 'if killing your friends is fun to you then try dfb hosting where head shots are the most fun\r\ngaming around sniping and r&amp;g freestyle  its were you want to kill em all \r\n\r\n :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x :-x  :-x'),
(24821, '3348a44e06', 'perry', 'Sup guys i was lookin for a decint clan when i came across dfb and id like to join,\r\n ive been tryin to join ya servers but no ones ever on and it gets borein as hell killin bots any tips on when any one willl be on?'),
(24571, 'd1f643c312', '', 'that was a run read try this one.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n1f y0u c@/|\\ r32d T|-|15 y0u r3@11y  n33d t0 g3t l@1d'),
(24831, 'ee550a62c0', '', 'They are only on late,, or not at all'),
(24841, 'efd3be9d1e', '', 'Yo divx whats up thanks for stoppin by the way nice site you got there!!'),
(24851, '0c06d7727a', '', 'i would, but i cant since i will be stuck on my parents computer for at least a week or two'),
(24861, '496ed51693', '', '[img:496ed51693]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/oskillz.jpg[/img:496ed51693]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\numm yah bk i cant really do anything with yours im still tryin to figure somthin out'),
(24871, '6ba960e447', '', 'Prt Scr then go to paint then CTRL+V and then take the image and make somthin of it\r\nand shouldnt this be in the Request Graphics forum thats why we made it'),
(24881, 'c3271244de', '', 'niiice presonaly i liked the other site better but this is cool!'),
(24891, '55af11d139', '', 'What do you mean not at all??? There is people on everynight, but we are mostly in North America, so if you are in NA, then come on around 8 or 10 est. \r\n\r\nIf you want to join, you have to get on TS so we can get to know you first, then we will vote on you.'),
(24901, '85a06fc48d', '', 'haha ur right i do need to !!\r\nbeen a lil bit lol but leet and i are old friends lol had to learn it for the page i admined lol'),
(24911, '1ed1a8e60b', '', 'ive got to sort out these timezones uk is gmt:00 right so how how many hours is north america ahead of the uk'),
(24921, '8a7eb17aa8', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]that was a run read try this one.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n1f y0u c@/|\\ r32d T|-|15 y0u r3@11y  n33d t0 g3t l@1d[/quote]\r\ntaht is not ralely how it geos ddue'),
(24931, '36d366f1fa', '', 'Eastern Standard Time is now GMT - 5 hours. So when we are playing, its past Midnight your time.'),
(24941, 'a5d995f3ac', '', 'I think there is a link in our links section that has the world time??'),
(24951, '4d1d63c141', '', 'Thank''s for letting us know your new info. See you soon. :P'),
(24961, '628ad817f1', 'Re: slogon', '[quote=&quot;aceofskys&quot;]if killing your friends is fun to you then try dfb hosting where head shots are the most fun\r\ngaming around sniping and r&amp;g freestyle  its were you want to kill em all \r\n\r\n :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x :-x  :-x[/quote]\r\n\r\nNice and short and to the point Ace. :roll:'),
(24971, '170c1bbb0e', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]lol\r\nI dont like those brandons looks the best though[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s because it''s green! :P[/quote]DAMN STRAIGHT  :P  :D \r\n\r\nLOL\r\nand by the way greenie it might just be my comp but your avatar isnt showing up[/quote]\r\n\r\nIs anybody else not seeing my avatar? :('),
(24981, '6363c9680e', '', 'Now I am must have been my comp\r\nsry'),
(24991, '44270aae15', '', 'Hey, where you been man??? We are ALMOST ready for our CTF rematch, are YOU ready??'),
(25001, 'ff08eb1cf1', '', 'lots of 1337 styles tho lol so bout anything goes its all good lol'),
(25041, 'ae189420e4', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Hey, where you been man??? We are ALMOST ready for our CTF rematch, are YOU ready??[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nheck yea im ready...ready to lose on our server and were ready to lose on ur''s as well lmao\r\n\r\nget with [TTS]Jaded on our forums'),
(25051, 'ac274bd24e', '', 'yo divix :) glad to see the TTS is still alive and on the prowl.\r\n\r\n\r\nnice sigs.'),
(25061, 'f9282d7a23', '', 'NP emo....\r\nanytime'),
(25071, '419861db8f', '', 'hey ...DIVX good to c ya here....\r\nthanks for the info'),
(25081, '3dab0353a0', '', 'WOW EMO.....\r\nthat is cool....\r\neven me...a guy from far far israel coud read that easely...\r\nyou know what it''s mean ppl????\r\ni can write with alot of spelling erors...and you can read my shit!!!\r\nthatnks emo'),
(25091, '6415d0f0c8', '', 'nice job OMA...\r\nbetter luck next time guys...\r\nGodzilla.....i know you will get merried some day...he he...\r\ni know i am :)'),
(25101, 'e83b40c652', '', 'hello perry, welcome to oue site.\r\ni hope you will be o.k with the time zone.\r\nc ya on the server and TS'),
(25291, 'cf8cbb7605', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]Emo when are you goin to stop by the server???[/quote]\r\n\r\nWhy majer? You looking to die by someone elses gun? :P'),
(25121, '1807ae69f9', '', 'haha never thought of that !!! woot for Sauron!!! :twisted:  :P  :twisted:'),
(25131, '8ec4f6e414', '', 'LOL...'),
(25141, 'facce9364d', '', 'LAMFO lol'),
(25151, 'e4a10d626f', '', 'No prob Majer. I just couldn''t figure out why it wasn''t showing.  I guess thats because it was the whole time. :P'),
(25171, 'bd969970ed', 'rotating box', 'hey...just like to say that the rotating box on the main page is amazing!!!\r\nnice job!'),
(25181, '749fb5f686', '', 'yep thats sick'),
(25191, '2b1ce67f7c', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D'),
(25201, '23ebfc8bce', '', 'Cool! Nice job!'),
(25211, 'c759eb43e1', '', 'that is the absolute shit lol luv the transparency of it real nice !!!'),
(25221, '90e523d1c6', '', 'i like the fact you can press on the image...ans inlarge it'),
(25301, '1fa70dfa9c', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P'),
(25241, '5617ece665', '', 'fo shizzle');
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(25251, '25881d8efc', '', 'ammm.....\r\ncan you guys tell me who did the rotating shit?\r\nyeah yeah it''s cool and my bro like to know how you guy''s did it?\r\nthere is a module for it?\r\nfor more info you know what to do...'),
(25261, 'd2d3ac54d7', '', 'not a module, it''s flash that grabs the pictures from a defined location. the old rotation thing I had set up was starting to get around to all the other clan sites out there so I wanted to come up with someting different that the other sites don''t have.'),
(25271, '2899902df4', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O'),
(25281, '11b83c2313', '', 'Emo when are you goin to stop by the server???'),
(33091, 'cc542de88f', '', 'Unleash the underlying hardware. With comprehensive overclocking tools to push the limits on front side bus (FSB) speed and support for higher memory speeds, the NVIDIA nForce 680i SLI MCPs were designed for overclocking. \r\n\r\nTo my experiance, overclocking is a big bad problem to motherboards and ect ect.\r\nI dont know much about how a computer works, allthough i can put one together blindfolded. Imho i''d get the EVGA nForce 680i SLI NVIDIA.\r\n\r\nI run an AMD, so pentium isnt a stronghold of mine =\\\r\nAnother thing thats nice is you can push 2GB RAM (if you get 4x 512MB cards)\r\n\r\nGraphics wise, NVidia isnt that good, i run ATI (Raideon) and iv''e never had a problem with them, NVidia i had in my last  computer and it was absolute pants.\r\n\r\nAlso its SATA compatable... So information is sent/recieved faster than normal IDE. Always an added bonus for stuff like that\r\n\r\nYou can connect 2 sets of speakers AND a stereo to you pc if you get this board, thats some kickass sound you will have :P\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(25321, '17bbbf6e32', '', 'my bro ...finarfin (guy) he has a site for his guild...in his fag Wrold of craft game...\r\ni show him the box and he likes it...\r\nso how can he do it?...\r\nMatt, can he write to you?'),
(25331, '5d8dd2513d', '', 'Very Cool and Unique!!  :D'),
(25341, 'c365b95753', '', 'I am glad you all like it, it took me a while to make it!\r\n\r\n\r\nyour welcome'),
(25351, 'd8b75fcba8', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P'),
(25361, '0e05b0baf9', '', 'You could also use STAIR???'),
(25371, 'a2b6a71c3d', '', 'LOL'),
(25381, 'ce979465fe', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]my bro ...finarfin (guy) he has a site for his guild...in his fag Wrold of craft game...\r\ni show him the box and he likes it...\r\nso how can he do it?...\r\nMatt, can he write to you?[/quote]\r\n\r\nTell your bitch Bro to visit sometime damn it.'),
(25391, '9b00e2b250', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nEXCUUUUUUUSEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Sorry for missing the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'),
(25411, '948ec6c970', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]Emo when are you goin to stop by the server???[/quote]\r\n\r\nWhy majer? You looking to die by someone elses gun? :P[/quote]\r\ntomorrow good with you ?? maybe lol ???:wink:  hehe i still die all the damn time... all i can say is im not pissy about it hehe\r\nso unfortunately it wont be my gun u die from . . . . .awww HELL~!!! u mean the damned 99 server too  dont u?  cant u play a lil 2k4 maybe ??? lmao u need xfire man so u can holla at me then i can play at the best time to show you all how very very well i die!!!! its an art form u know and i have perfected it to the n''th degree \r\nneed to get with u guys tho just cause if ur this much fun in server then i have been missing out on a bit  and after all ..(u ready for this now lol) \r\n Unreal is [i:948ec6c970]&quot;just a game&quot; [/i:948ec6c970]ya thats right i said it  :twisted: calm down now it''ll be ok i promise lol lataz u guys !!!'),
(25421, 'fdc1b2e43f', '', 'lol?'),
(25431, '00ff894231', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw'),
(25441, '46a8cf1d94', '', 'looking forward to c ya'),
(25451, '4ce55110d9', '', 'well...bret...this one for you...\r\nwe had some free time and i ask my girl to do the test...\r\nshe got 286... :)\r\nSHE IS A GOOD GIRL...MY GIRL!!!'),
(33081, 'bfce4351c7', '', 'Hell isnt so bad, i mean at least you can say you''ve met the devil, and if the devil''s anything like the devil from Bedazzled, man i wana go to hell. Elizibeth Hurly .... Mmmmm! *goes homerfied*\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(25471, '1ebf5ba1ec', '', 'Yo dude hit me up on IM lets set something up!'),
(25481, 'ec15efb859', '', 'How bout NOC sucks cock, but we dont!'),
(25501, 'd3c08fe277', '', '[quote=&quot;jimmyz&quot;]How bout NOC sucks cock, but we dont![/quote]\r\n\r\nSo far, you have the best one Jimmy! :lol:'),
(25511, 'bf67ef4489', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]well...bret...this one for you...\r\nwe had some free time and i ask my girl to do the test...\r\nshe got 286... :)\r\nSHE IS A GOOD GIRL...MY GIRL!!![/quote]\r\n\r\nAnd you are sure that you still want to marry this pure innocent girl? :roll:'),
(25521, 'f8e1d1ec59', '', 'We all have 2k4.  We just prefer to play UT99.  I''m sure some of us would play 2K4 if you wanted to play a few maps. :P'),
(25531, '5c2d358c15', '', '[quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:'),
(25541, '7114fcc3c9', '', 'no brandon u dont, i do, 80.5, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(25551, '14ed61e60f', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nEXCUUUUUUUSEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Sorry for missing the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/quote]\r\n\r\nBrett, you just made a typing mistake.  My comment really was about the reply not catching it. :wink:'),
(25561, '7fb49fd4e9', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]no brandon u dont, i do, 80.5, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]\r\n\r\nDamn! If I had that shitty of a score, I would lie a little just so I didn''t look sooooo gay! :P'),
(25571, 'd44840b2cf', '', 'LOL'),
(25581, '6b6f821762', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;jimmyz&quot;]How bout NOC sucks cock, but we dont![/quote]\r\n\r\nSo far, you have the best one Jimmy! :lol:[/quote]AGREED!! :D  8O  :D  8O'),
(25591, '0daf3a16fd', '', 'srry greenie tht i''ve never, Hit on some one of the same sex while at work, Used toys while having sex, Kissed someone of the same sex, Had sex with someone of the same sex, Been in the same room while someone was having sex, Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over (gramps), Peed in the pool, Had sex with your best friend(BK), like u have, srry again gramps....'),
(25601, '96c2d88e81', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]You could also use STAIR???[/quote]That would be correct , and in some situations you could also use stir'),
(25611, '8558f65629', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:[/quote]\r\ni think it says alot'),
(25621, '8c10a5b0ca', '', 'I noticed you didnt list Anal sex???????? Is that where you got the 80 from?'),
(25631, '0fec743608', '', 'Newest\r\n\r\n\r\nPhotoshop finished - 11/18/06  -  12:25 pm \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:0fec743608]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/jimmyzsig.jpg[/img:0fec743608]'),
(25641, '5983349625', 'hi guys!', 'hi guys hope you are all well.\r\n\r\ni am Lewis aka [DoC]WiShKaH jus saying hello as ive heard great words about your tourny. unfourtantly i am at a university which blocks ut ports so no gaming for me for atleast another 2 months.\r\n\r\nthanks for the tourny i hear it was fantastic and fun (esp the deemer map)\r\n\r\nfinally im helping run the USA sever you kindly rewarded us with. can someone add me to msn? wishkah_live@hotmail.com\r\n\r\nthnx everyone.'),
(25651, '18d5e5a704', '', 'Well, I got everything...well enough to get me goin'' anyway (i think). I''m just waiting on my monitor which should be here thuyrsday at the latest. I got an Intel P4 socket 478 3.28GHz CPU and 512MB PC100 SDRAM...Will this work? I won''t know until I get my monitor...My moo supports SDRAM DIMM and DDR sockets for memory..the PC100 stick fit perect in the SDRAM slots..I just don''t know if it will work or not...'),
(25661, 'd7cebab55f', '', 'if u notice i said things i &quot;havent&quot; done'),
(25671, '98a0a723f1', 'Terrain', 'On alot of maps there are loads of hills and stuff, but i dont know how to make the terrain? Ive checked wiki and sreached on google a thousand times and just either get UED 3 turorials or forums with links that dont work.. \r\nMy friend needs to find out for his map and i want to learn incase i ever need it,\r\nDoes any1 know?'),
(25681, '3e4f269fe8', '', 'I know!! You didnt put Anal on this list dumbass!!!'),
(25691, 'b0b27059ca', '', 'No idea!!  There is a good book you can buy for mapping in 2k4, its called mastering unreal technology. It would be money well spent for you.'),
(25701, '4cf06fea46', '', 'but i have given anal.... 8O'),
(25711, 'af0489d327', '', 'sweet holla at me lol that one i can get to fairly easily lol (not that it helps much im more of a camper then a run and gunner lol mostly cause i suck but anyway lol)'),
(25721, 'b93eb7ef3b', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]We all have 2k4.  We just prefer to play UT99.  I''m sure some of us would play 2K4 if you wanted to play a few maps. :P[/quote]HELL YES CHICKIN HEAD  :P'),
(25731, '810d77759c', '', 'hahahahaha ass whos a chicken head?!?!?\r\nme or greenman???\r\n I personally dont much think i look like a coc...um, . . chicken :wink: \r\n but hehe its all good either way lmao \r\nas always u all rock lol  <a href="http://www.millan.net"><img src="http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/beersmiley1.gif"></a>\r\n\r\n\r\nhehe decided to edit this and add just a lil info ok lol \r\nlook now my xfire is      .....grusome\r\nmy yahoo is      .................. the_grusome_one\r\nummm lets see here lol \r\nmy I C Q is     .....................318-776-413\r\nnow maybe you can holla at me when u want to play (pref 2k4 just cant even move in 99 cant get used to it at all  but im willing to die there also ok lol)\r\nbesides, I''m justa poor lonely old woman lol (sorta) you should all wanna talk to me and not shoot me in server when u see me !!!!! lmfao \r\nnow if i could only figure out why you all want to kill me so damn badly lol hmmm. . . :roll: .  . .jkjk \r\nhope to see ya''ll soon lataz guys <a href="http://www.millan.net"><img src="http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/blackkattf.gif"></a>'),
(25741, '4b0ed55715', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long.\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:[/quote]\r\ni think it says alot[/quote]\r\n\r\nbut is it good? or bad?  8O'),
(25751, 'c12b3bf518', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long. And Im Gay\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:[/quote]\r\ni think it says alot[/quote]\r\n\r\nbut is it good? or bad?  8O[/quote]\r\nExcuse me'),
(25761, '70ec7734d1', '', 'oh and the floating box would make a sick screen saver.'),
(25771, '97cd3828f0', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]but i have given anal.... 8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nyea to evilone..................'),
(25781, '8c76554cdc', '', '[quote=&quot;Emosurg&quot;]hahahahaha ass whos a chicken head?!?!?\r\nme or greenman???\r\n I personally dont much think i look like a coc...um, . . chicken :wink: \r\n but hehe its all good either way lmao \r\nas always u all rock lol  <a href="http://www.millan.net"><img src="http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/beersmiley1.gif"></a>\r\n\r\n\r\nhehe decided to edit this and add just a lil info ok lol \r\nlook now my xfire is      .....grusome\r\nmy yahoo is      .................. the_grusome_one\r\nummm lets see here lol \r\nmy I C Q is     .....................318-776-413\r\nnow maybe you can holla at me when u want to play (pref 2k4 just cant even move in 99 cant get used to it at all  but im willing to die there also ok lol)\r\nbesides, I''m justa poor lonely old woman lol (sorta) you should all wanna talk to me and not shoot me in server when u see me !!!!! lmfao \r\nnow if i could only figure out why you all want to kill me so damn badly lol hmmm. . . :roll: .  . .jkjk \r\nhope to see ya''ll soon lataz guys <a href="http://www.millan.net"><img src="http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/blackkattf.gif"></a>[/quote]GREENMAN is the chickin head\r\n\r\nAnd thanks for the info emo you will be hacked/stalked/harrased by the lonely {dFb} members  :D'),
(25791, '47d3ddb0f5', '', 'Better to be a chicken head then an asshole, majer. :lol:  And tell me, how does it feel to die soooo often at the hands of a chicken head? :P'),
(25801, 'f0342acc2a', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;][quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]but i have given anal.... 8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nyea to evilone..................[/quote]\r\n\r\nI was thinking his Mother........ but that''s sick so you are probably right about Evil one. :P'),
(25811, '05bd6ae05e', '', 'Thanks for the kind words. I have added you to my MSN. :P'),
(25821, 'e624346615', '', 'I like that Jimmyz one majer. Nice work. Did you do BK''s new one? If so, good work on that one too. :P'),
(25831, '94ee6fde71', '', 'nope that is the work of me'),
(25841, '560fd150bf', '', 'Thanks for stoppin bye enjoy the site :D'),
(25851, '822a590c0d', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]I like that Jimmyz one majer. Nice work. Did you do BK''s new one? If so, good work on that one too. :P[/quote]Thank you mr.greenie :P  :D \r\nAnd no the bk one was the work of brandon'),
(25861, '92eff83683', '', '[quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long. And Im Gay\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:[/quote]\r\ni think it says alot[/quote]\r\n\r\nbut is it good? or bad?  8O[/quote]\r\nExcuse me[/quote]\r\ndid you fart?'),
(25871, 'a8608deae1', 'gotta love the irish', 'Subject: Irish Concert...\r\n\r\n\r\nAt an Irish concert ......\r\n\r\nBono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet.\r\n\r\nThen, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.\r\n\r\nHe says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice...\r\n\r\n&quot;Just for a moment, think outside yourself... Outside this arena... Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.&quot;\r\n\r\nA loud Irish voice from near the back pierces the moment...\r\n\r\n&quot;Well, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin'' clappin'', then!&quot;'),
(25881, 'b50ab74f6d', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long. And Im Gay\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:[/quote]\r\ni think it says alot[/quote]\r\nbut is it good? or bad?  8O[/quote]\r\nExcuse me[/quote]\r\ndid you fart?[/quote]Why , do you smell somthing?'),
(25891, '30487cf8f0', '', 'nope, he wanted more then anal'),
(25901, '89b5ecb0eb', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]nope, he wanted more then anal[/quote]And you know dillan''s not one to complain sooo  :?  8O  :lol:'),
(25911, '293ca8534e', '', 'LMMFAO\r\n\r\nTHAT IS FUNNY AS SHIT BUBBLES!!!!'),
(25921, '5f5807d02b', '', 'hmmm'),
(25931, '7426e6bcd1', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long. And Im Gay\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:[/quote]\r\ni think it says alot[/quote]\r\nbut is it good? or bad?  8O[/quote]\r\nExcuse me[/quote]\r\ndid you fart?[/quote]Why , do you smell somthing?[/quote]\r\nWhos askin?'),
(25941, '85176ed872', '', 'L0L!'),
(25951, '7f75c089cf', '', 'this is what i get when i stop looking at a topic? somehow i get analed? well thats nice...'),
(25961, '6b7033c16f', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]srry greenie tht i''ve never, Hit on some one of the same sex while at work, Used toys while having sex, Kissed someone of the same sex, Had sex with someone of the same sex, Been in the same room while someone was having sex, Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over (gramps), Peed in the pool, Had sex with your best friend(BK), like u have, srry again gramps....[/quote]\r\nYOU HAVNT PEED IN A POOL???? well that is no a life worth living...'),
(25971, '63594c7612', '', 'i dont like swimin in my own piss, sorry u enjoy tht'),
(25981, '669c385332', '', 'lol, stupid irish and bono'),
(25991, '2654d757b7', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long. And Im Gay\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:[/quote]\r\ni think it says alot[/quote]\r\nbut is it good? or bad?  8O[/quote]\r\nExcuse me[/quote]\r\ndid you fart?[/quote]Why , do you smell somthing?[/quote]\r\nWhos askin?[/quote]Does it matter?'),
(26001, 'b83c7509ff', 'Drunk guy', 'A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o''clock in the morning by a loud \r\npounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a \r\ndrunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n&quot;Not a chance,&quot; says the husband, &quot;it is 3 o''clock in the morning! He \r\nslams \r\n\r\nthe door and returns to bed. &quot;Who was that?&quot; asked his wife. &quot;Just some \r\ndrunk guy asking for a push,&quot; he answers. &quot;Did you help him?&quot; she asks. \r\n&quot;No, I did not, it''s 3 o'' clock in the morning and it is pouring out \r\nthere!&quot; \r\n\r\n&quot;Well, you have a short memory,&quot; says his wife. &quot;Can''t you remember \r\nabout three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped \r\nus? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of \r\nyourself!&quot; \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the \r\npounding rain. He calls out into the dark, &quot;Hello, are you still \r\nthere?&quot; &quot;Yes&quot; comes \r\n\r\nback the answer. &quot;Do you still need a push?&quot;, calls out the husband. \r\n&quot;Yes, please!&quot; comes the reply from the dark. &quot;Where are you?&quot; asks the \r\nhusband. &quot;Over here on the swing!&quot; replies the drunk.'),
(26011, 'e674ffdbc5', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Necro&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]yep thats sick[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt makes me sick if I star at it too long. And Im Gay\r\n\r\nBut I like it! :D  :D[/quote]Ditto lol  8O  8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk you two........ That would be STARE at it too long. :P[/quote]Im from florida aka hick ville usa (no im not a hick) so yah where im from\r\nStar and Stare pretty much mean the same thing lol  :P[/quote]wOw[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s not saying much about your intelligence now is it? :roll:[/quote]\r\ni think it says alot[/quote]\r\nbut is it good? or bad?  8O[/quote]\r\nExcuse me[/quote]\r\ndid you fart?[/quote]Why , do you smell somthing?[/quote]\r\nWhos askin?[/quote]Does it matter?[/quote]\r\n? n00bs ?'),
(26021, '919be41ac6', '', 'Lol'),
(26031, '6084893751', '', 'Thats right, could i ask you all to camp please'),
(26041, '69f0a0cca6', '', 'lmao'),
(26051, '3f43b87fc7', '', 'added you to mine.. Thanks for stopping by.. If you have any trouble with the server give me a shout!'),
(26061, '2464ffcb4e', '', 'hey there...thanks for saying hello\r\ngood luck with the studies\r\nim in the same shit too'),
(26071, '2a6704f6bb', '', 'thanks for the info emo....\r\ni''ll pm you soon...\r\nc ya in the game...'),
(26081, '349b8904f7', '', 'you guys are too funny...\r\nand yes greenie...i''ll merrie her with any score she will get'),
(26091, '238828edd6', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Better to be a chicken head then an asshole, majer. :lol:  And tell me, how does it feel to die soooo often at the hands of a chicken head? :P[/quote]Well yes it is better to be a chicken head then an asshole thats why im glad im neither  :D  :lol:  8)  \r\nAnd i dont kno it feels alright im not to upset about the whole thing because alot of other people die 2 lol'),
(26101, '328a1d5301', 'Re: Terrain', '[quote=&quot;Necro&quot;]On alot of maps there are loads of hills and stuff, but i dont know how to make the terrain? Ive checked wiki and sreached on google a thousand times and just either get UED 3 turorials or forums with links that dont work.. \r\nMy friend needs to find out for his map and i want to learn incase i ever need it,\r\nDoes any1 know?[/quote]\r\n\r\nAre you talking ''99 or 2k4? In ''99 levels like CTF-Face use BSP nodes to create terrain. I have yet to mess with this, and have no clue how it works in 2k4. If you''re wanting tutorials, check out [url=http://www.3dbuzz.com/vbforum/sv_dl_list.php?c=13][size=12:328a1d5301][u:328a1d5301][color=red:328a1d5301]3dbuzz.com[/color:328a1d5301][/u:328a1d5301][/size:328a1d5301][/url]. That URL is to UEd 3 video tutorials (same ones found on the DVD). You must register at the site first, but it''s well worth it. The 3dbuzz [url=http://www.3dbuzz.com/vbforum/forumdisplay.php?f=114][size=12:328a1d5301][u:328a1d5301][color=red:328a1d5301]UT[/color:328a1d5301][/u:328a1d5301][/size:328a1d5301][/url] and [url=http://www.3dbuzz.com/vbforum/forumdisplay.php?f=115][size=12:328a1d5301][u:328a1d5301][color=red:328a1d5301]UT2k3/UT2k4[/color:328a1d5301][/u:328a1d5301][/size:328a1d5301][/url] forums are also full of info for both. My PC should be up and going in a week or so. I''m just waiting on the monitor. I''ll be able to help you more then.'),
(26111, 'e5ae76f03c', '', 'hahaha trust me Major lol no one dies quite as well or nearly as often as i do!!!!! come kill me a few times lol i generally only laugh about it (well unless im raped repeatedly and no one even says thanks lol-lmao)'),
(26121, 'a701425a32', '{dFb} vs WJF 11/19/2006', 'Good games to all\r\n\r\nLooking forward to the rematch on OUR server.\r\n\r\nhttp://dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(26131, '9277f084e8', '', '[quote=&quot;Emosurg&quot;]hahaha trust me Major lol no one dies quite as well or nearly as often as i do!!!!! come kill me a few times lol i generally only laugh about it (well unless im raped repeatedly and no one even says thanks lol-lmao)[/quote]LOL\r\nYou need to come in TS so we kno when your on\r\nThen i will play some 2k4'),
(26141, 'aaca0fac13', '', 'seems that my college has blocked me getting onto fpt. big shame! thanks for the help and ill be sure to say hello when i see ya online!'),
(26151, '1f591301ae', '', 'Yep, good games!!! Congrats on the win WJF'),
(26161, '407da0cec2', '', 'k can we maybe pick a time this weekend after the holidays ? kinda busy atm with mom being ill and the damn kids driving me insane lol lol luv em soooo much more when they are visiting someone else!!!!!??   (just kidding lol )\r\nanyway, want to play really i do havent done much of anything since i left fm except invasion lol\r\nSo i am actually looking forward to it (tho my kid ; the older one; informed me i sound like a gay man on mic lol) i will still get on ts ok lol ....let me know man ok ttyl hava good one cya :P'),
(26171, '294e3e913c', 'Video Card / PC PerformanceTest - Thread', 'Some of us came up with the idea to have everyone run a video card/pc performance test and post the results.. \r\nTo run this test download and install this program.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://dfbgaming.com/Downloads/PerformanceTest v6.0 (Build 1013) Win32.rar">Performance Test</a>\r\n\r\nPost your results in this thread. Here''s how\r\n\r\nWhen you first open up the program click on &quot;Run all tests sequentialy&quot;\r\n<br>\r\n<center><img src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/pt1.jpg"></center>\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nWhen the tests have completed click on &quot;File&quot; at the top and select &quot;Save as image&quot;\r\n<br>\r\n<center><img src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/pt2.jpg"></center>\r\n<br>\r\n\r\nNow save the image as a .GIF to a location of your choice. and name it YOURNAMEresults.gif replacing YOURNAME with your actual name.\r\nFor example: MattManresults.gif\r\n<br>\r\n<center><img src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/pt3.jpg"></center>\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n\r\n{dFb} Members can upload there results to the members area and put it in the &quot;ptResults&quot; folder to connect to the FTP please referr to the members private section.\r\nTo link to it use this format\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/YOURNAME.gif\r\n\r\nEveryone else can either upload the results some where else and post the link in this thread. You can use photobucket.com or something if you don''t have your own web server to upload it to\r\n\r\n<center>[size=18:294e3e913c][color=red:294e3e913c]MY OLD RESULTS [/color:294e3e913c][/size:294e3e913c]\r\n<br>\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/MattManResults.gif</center>\r\n\r\nIt would also be nice if you posted some info about your PC as well, mine is in my sig :)\r\n\r\n<p>\r\n[size=20:294e3e913c][color=blue:294e3e913c]0skillz comparison chart. [/color:294e3e913c][/size:294e3e913c]\r\n<br>\r\n<iframe width="720" height="600" frameborder="0" src="http://videosean.gotgeeks.com/dfb_PerfTest.html">\r\n</iframe>'),
(32841, '58adf03c53', '', 'Why are you buying a Master Bater?  Can''t you do that yourself? :lol:'),
(32851, 'facac141a5', '', 'ok then u prick'),
(32861, 'a1ab7f3633', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]I give the credit when you deserve it but you know I will tell you when your work is shit too. :P[/quote]Yep  :D \r\nThe critique of dFb lol\r\n\r\nI respect your opinion greenie as always'),
(32871, '109029bcdb', '', '[quote=&quot;SatanClause&quot;]well, the overheating problem we figured out was the motherboard.......i punched the computer cause i got a little mad once and i guess its fried now........so i dont think it will be fixed for a while[/quote]\r\n\r\nDidn''t your Mother tell you that violence never solves anything? :P'),
(32881, 'd551038f7c', '', 'You are both pricks! Now shut up!! :P'),
(32891, '3044ad9ff4', '', 'Nice Majer!! :D'),
(32901, '65934f17cf', '', '[quote=&quot;demonkiller&quot;]Nice Majer!! :D[/quote]IF DEMON LIKES IT.......IT MUST BE GOOD!!!! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTHANKS DEMON  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(32911, 'fdfd39697c', '', 'we &quot;all&quot; have sumthin in common then'),
(32921, 'e5a7ddae4a', '', 'It''s amazing, Yet another peice of work that made me go :o and think nothing but &quot;... I wish i was that good&quot; lol\r\n\r\nNono its far from even remotly being bad, i love it =)\r\nThank you\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(32931, 'aedfff7b2e', '', '[quote=&quot;Khan&quot;]It''s amazing, Yet another peice of work that made me go :o and think nothing but &quot;... I wish i was that good&quot; lol\r\n\r\nNono its far from even remotly being bad, i love it =)\r\nThank you\r\n\r\nKhan![/quote]YEAH!!\r\n\r\nGlad you like it Khan\r\n\r\nWhat can i say i try lol\r\n\r\nIf you have photoshop i can get with you on TS somtime and give you a few pointers  :D'),
(32941, '5eb0fcc3aa', 'NEW SIG MOTHA FUCKA NEW SIG', 'YO YO YO\r\n\r\nMAJER MADE ME A NEW SIG MOTHERFUCKERS\r\n\r\nWHAT DO YOU THINK BITCHES?\r\n\r\nHELL YAH MY SIG PWNS LIKE BRANDON ON MIKE''S ASS'),
(26181, 'dfa9488b03', '', 'GlimmerMan''s, results...\r\n\r\n http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/GlimmerPerfRes.gif\r\n\r\nComputer,\r\nGigaByte K8NS Ultra socket 939 motherboard\r\nWinXP sp2\r\nAthlon 64 4000+\r\nCorsair Dual Channel TwinX3200XL 2x512megs DDR-400 PRO ram\r\nLIAN LI PC-60 USB case\r\nDigital Doc5\r\nFive case fans\r\nOCZ PowerStream 600w power supply\r\nXFX GeForce 7800GS 256MB AGP, video card\r\nSamsung SyncMaster 204B 20&quot; LCD monitor\r\nAuzenTech HDA X-Plosion 7.1 DTS sound card, SLOT:2\r\nLogitech USB Desktop Mic \r\nCambridge SoundWorks FPS 2000 4.1, speakers \r\nAdaptec 39160 scsi card, SLOT:5\r\nSeagate Cheetah ultra 160 73 gig hard drive (boot drive) \r\nSeagate Cheetah ultra 160 36 gig hard drive \r\nSeagate Cheetah ultra 160 18 gig hard drive (back up drive)\r\nPlextor PX-712A DVD±R/RW Drive\r\n3Com 3C905CX-TX-M nic, SLOT:4\r\nCisco 871 router\r\nWestell Wirespeed 6100 dsl modem\r\nSaitek Eclipse PZ30AU USB keyboard\r\nRazer Copperhead USB mouse\r\nCanon i860 printer\r\nEpson Expression 1600 pro scanner\r\nand don''t ask me to count the screws!'),
(26191, '7c413cc282', '', 'Dr_Z''s Results:\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/Dr_ZBenchmark.gif\r\n\r\nCPU Manufacturer:AuthenticAMD\r\nNumber of CPU: 1\r\nCPU Type: AMD - XP-Mobile 2800+\r\nCPU Speed: 2191.6 MHz\r\nCache size: 512KB\r\nO/S: Windows XP\r\nTotal RAM:1073201152 Bytes\r\nAvailable RAM:780050432 Bytes\r\nVideo settings: 1600x1200x32\r\nVideo driver\r\nDESCRIPTION:\r\nVisionTek Radeon X1300 XGE\r\nMANUFACTURER:\r\nVisionTek Radeon X1300 XGE\r\nGPU Code Name   RV515 (AGP 8x 1002 / 7146, Rev 00)  \r\n   GPU Clock   601 MHz (original: 601 MHz)  \r\n   Memory Clock   266 MHz (original: 271 MHz) \r\nChipset Properties:  \r\n   Motherboard Chipset   nVIDIA nForce2 IGP  \r\n   Memory Timings   2.5-4-4-8 (CL-RCD-RP-RAS)  \r\n   Command Rate (CR)   1T  \r\nTemperatures:  \r\n   Motherboard   31 °C (88 °F)  \r\n   CPU   35 °C (95 °F)  \r\n   Seagate ST3120026A   40 °C (104 °F)  \r\n   \r\n  Cooling Fans:  \r\n   CPU   7500 RPM  \r\n   \r\n  Voltage Values:  \r\n   PSU 600w\r\n   CPU Core   1.71 V  \r\n   Aux   2.35 V  \r\n   +3.3 V   3.31 V  \r\n   +5 V   5.08 V  \r\n   +12 V   11.92 V  \r\n   -12 V   -11.79 V  \r\n   -5 V   -5.15 V  \r\n   +5 V Standby   5.07 V'),
(26201, '5f1fda99a5', '', 'this is my custom dell    \r\ncpu intel 4 3.00 ghz\r\nmem ddr2 533 mhz 1.5 gig\r\n1 st hd 40 gig sata \r\n2 nd hd 160 gig pata\r\n3 rd hd 160 gig pata\r\n video card  ati x700 pro with ddr3 256 megs pci-x \r\ncdr 56x48x52 \r\ndvd 16 x\r\n1 fam cpu 120 and the biggest heat sink i ever saw \r\n1 80 mm case fan for hd''s \r\n350 wat power supply \r\n[url]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/aces.gif[/url]\r\n :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x'),
(26211, 'af9fdffe8a', '', 'http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/0skillz_PerfRes.gif\r\n<iframe width="680" height="200" FRAMEBORDER="0" src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/0skillz_PerfRes.gif">\r\n</iframe>\r\n<iframe width="680" height="200" FRAMEBORDER="0" src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/0skillz_Z2info.html">\r\n</iframe>\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/0skillz_UTdrive_PerfRes.gif\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/0skillz_RAID0drive_PerfRes.gif\r\n\r\nI did some separate drive tests - curious how my IDE RAID0 compares to a sata drive :)\r\n\r\n[quote=&quot;mattman&quot;]mine is in my sig [/quote]\r\nmy sig no work.\r\n\r\n[img:af9fdffe8a]http://www.l33tsig.net/sig/videosean.png[/img:af9fdffe8a]'),
(26221, 'ea665c2de7', '', '*BS*Rust8it Computer THE SLOW MO...LOL\r\n\r\n<iframe width="680" height="200" FRAMEBORDER="0" src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/BS_Rust8it-bench.htm">\r\n</iframe>\r\n\r\nCPU Manufacturer:AuthenticAMD\r\nNumber of CPU: 1\r\nCPU Type: AMD Duron(tm) processor\r\nCPU Speed: 899.3 MHz\r\nCache size: 64KB\r\nO/S: Windows XP\r\nTotal RAM:670547968 Bytes\r\nAvailable RAM:381911040 Bytes\r\nVideo settings: 1024x768x32\r\nVideo driver\r\nDESCRIPTION:\r\nRADEON 9600 SERIES\r\nMANUFACTURER:\r\nRADEON 9600 SERIES\r\nBIOS:\r\nBK-ATI VER008.015.033.000\r\nDATE:\r\n04/02/10\r\nDrive Letter: C\r\nTotal Disk Space: 152.7 GBytes\r\nCluster Size: 4 KBytes\r\nFile system:NTFS'),
(26231, '427c7fb426', '', '*** updated ***'),
(27501, '71ddd60716', 'my results they are prolly bad but matt says they are alrite', 'http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h100/061988/PerfRes.gif'),
(27881, 'e1a833ec39', '', 'yeahhh {dFb} RULEEEEEEEEEEEEE'),
(27891, '70715ba830', '', 'Good one Majer, Happy birthday SC!!!'),
(27521, 'a38617ddc7', 'New firewall installed', 'I just installed a firewall on our first machine (209.190.24.XX).\r\n\r\nThe first reason why I''m doing this is because I''m going to have a reverse proxy on TeamSpeak, meaning there will be two servers running- TeamSpeak and a reverse proxy, you will connect to the reverse proxy which will filter and watch the connection.  TeamSpeak will be running on a different port that needs to be blocked otherwise the reverse proxy could be bypassed.\r\n\r\nThe second is that there are a few ports and IPs I''ve been wanting to block for awhile, there was no way for me to block IPs from the entire machine (there are some frequent people who try to hack into the box).\r\n\r\nThe only reason why I didn''t put a firewall up before was that it would make it more complicated to add new servers (i.e. you would have to allow every port).  I didn''t feel good about people playing with the firewall''s settings, messing up, and then blocking the whole machine from the Internet.\r\n\r\nI''m blocking Radmin and Terminal services (Remote Desktop, RDP) access for all IPs except 209.190.24.38 to prevent the few people who try to brute force the password since .34 is our main facing IP.  It wont block the people who think a little bit but the less area someone can attack on the better.  If the hosting company needs access to 209.190.24.34 for RDP let me know.\r\n\r\nI''m leaving open a few ports for TeamSpeak and the game servers so you can have room to add new servers without worrying about fooling with the firewall.  If you really need to add ports yourself try to open up the firewall administrator (icon on the desktop) from RDP- Radmin tends to do weird things with the cursor and I don''t want people accidently clicking &quot;block all traffic&quot;.\r\n\r\nI''ll be doing this to the other machine as well.\r\n\r\nIf there''s any problems let me know...\r\n\r\n[code:1:a38617ddc7]\r\nInbound allow rules&#58;\r\n	Radmin &#40;LOGGED&#41;&#58;\r\n		4899 on 209.190.24.38\r\n\r\n	Terminal services &#40;LOGGED&#41;&#58;\r\n		3389 on 209.190.24.38\r\n\r\n	Mail &#40;Merak&#41;&#58;\r\n		25  - SMTP\r\n		366 - SMTP &#40;duplicate&#41;\r\n		465 - SMTPS\r\n		110 - POP3\r\n		143 - IMAP\r\n		993 - IMAPS\r\n		995 - POP3S\r\n		32000 - Admin HTTP\r\n		32001 - Admin HTTPS\r\n	\r\n	TeamSpeak&#58;\r\n		8767 - dFb\r\n		1337 - MIRT\r\n		8727 - LW\r\n		8712 - g2g\r\n		8737 - Pure\r\n		8747 - OSF\r\n		8757 - DEA\r\n		8787 - DoC\r\n		8777 - Some teamspeak server\r\n		9777 - Test TeamSpeak\r\n		19777 - Test TeamSpeak\r\n		60413 - TCP query\r\n		51234 - TCP Query\r\n		62614 - Web admin\r\n\r\n		Open&#58; 8707, 8797, 8712, 8721, 8700, 8776, 8752, 8791, 8736, 8751\r\n	\r\n	UCC&#58;\r\n		7777 - DFB UT99 and UT04, OSF, MIRT UT04, LW UT99\r\n		7778 - Gamespy query for 7777\r\n		7787 - Unreal2 query for 7777\r\n		8877 - NSK\r\n		8878 - Gamespy query for 8877\r\n		8887 - Unreal2 query for 8877\r\n		7788 - OSF2, LW UT04\r\n		7789 - Gamespy query for 7788\r\n		7798 - Unreal2 query for 7788\r\n		6789 - Test\r\n		6790 - Gamespy query for 6789\r\n		6799 - Unreal2 query for 6789\r\n\r\n		Open &#40;game port&#41;&#58; 7887, 7766, 7755, 7799, 7744, 7711, 7722, 2277, 4477, 9977\r\n\r\n	UCC Web admin&#58;\r\n		1802 - UT99 DEA\r\n		1885 - UT99 demo_server\r\n		8884 - UT99 dfb_server\r\n		1885 - UT99 emac_server\r\n		1891 - UT99 lwsnipers\r\n		1892 - UT99 lwsnipers2\r\n		1801 - UT99 OSF\r\n		80   - UT2004 demo-server\r\n		8080 - UT2004 dfb-server, UT2004 MIRT, UT2004 mirt-jb-server\r\n		8888 - UT2004 lwsnipers\r\n		8090 - UT2004 nsk-server\r\n		\r\n		Open&#58; 8070, 8071, 8072, 8073, 8074, 8075, 8076, 8077, 8079, 8081\r\n\r\n\r\n	Battlefield 2&#58;\r\n		16567 - G2G Clan Base\r\n		29900 - G2G query\r\n		55123 - G2G VOIP BF Client\r\n		55124 - G2G VOIP BF Server\r\n		55125 - G2G VOIP Server\r\n\r\n		Open &#40;across all&#41;&#58; 16566, 16568, 16569, 16570, 16571, 16572, 16573, 16574, 16575, 16576\r\n				   29901, 29902, 29903, 29904, 29905, 29906, 29907, 29908, 29909, 29910\r\n				   55136, 55140, 55143, 55146, 55150, 55153, 55156, 55160, 55163, 55166\r\n				   55137, 55141, 55144, 55147, 55151, 55154, 55157, 55161, 55164, 55167\r\n				   55138, 55142, 55145, 55148, 55152, 55155, 55158, 55162, 55165, 55168\r\n	\r\n	\r\n	FTP&#58;\r\n		65505-65532 - Passive FTP ports\r\n		21 - Main FTP Port\r\n	\r\n	MySQL Replication&#58;\r\n		3306 from 209.51.200.250\r\n	\r\n	IIS&#58;\r\n		9080 - IIS Redirects and Downloads\r\n	\r\n	Apache &#40;HTTP&#41;&#58;\r\n		80 - Main HTTP port\r\n	\r\n	Shoutcast&#58;\r\n		8000\r\n		8001\r\n\r\n	DNS Query &#40;UDP&#41; and DNS Zone Transfer &#40;TCP&#41;&#58;\r\n		53\r\n\r\nOutbound Allow Rules&#58;\r\n	All outgoing connections are logged.\r\n\r\n	UCC&#58;\r\n	 - Same as above &#40;used for outside querying&#41;\r\n\r\n	TeamSpeak&#58;\r\n	 - Same as above &#40;used for outside querying&#41;\r\n\r\n	Battlefield 2&#58;\r\n	 - Same as above &#40;used for outside querying&#41;\r\n\r\n	UCC Master&#58;\r\n		27900\r\n		28902\r\n\r\n	MySQL Replication&#58;\r\n		3306 to 209.51.200.250\r\n	\r\n	WWWPMan&#58;\r\n		1601 to 209.51.200.250\r\n\r\n	FTP&#58;\r\n		20 - Active FTP\r\n	\r\n	Other&#58;\r\n		80 - HTTP Connections\r\n		21 - FTP Connections\r\n		53 - DNS connections\r\n		25 - Mail Connections &#40;phpnuke registration/message e-mails&#41;\r\n\r\nOther Allow Rules&#58;\r\n	- All ARP packets\r\n	- All ICMP ping packets\r\n	- All ICMP traceroute packets\r\n	- All ICMP destination unreachable packets\r\n[/code:1:a38617ddc7]'),
(26241, 'c30cbc01c0', '', 'mine is in my sig :)'),
(26251, '22faae839d', '', 'dammm i''ll do that in few days. thanks matt'),
(26261, '89370c625d', 'HAPPY HOLIDAY', 'i know you guys have an holiday soon...\r\nso i just like to wish you all\r\nHAPPY HOLIDAY\r\nfrom israel'),
(26271, 'f402a89c92', '', 'Ive found out now about terrain on unreal Ed 2.0, by using TerraEdit'),
(26281, '91c445cca5', '', 'http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/eMac_PerfRes.gif'),
(26291, '93c5272009', '', 'OK I want eMac''s machine!!\r\n\r\nI redid my test after doing a little PC maintenance and overclocking my video card. Here are my current results.\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<iframe src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/MattManResults.htm" width="100%" height="400"></iframe>\r\n\r\n\r\nAll my numbers are up compared to last nights test.'),
(26301, 'aebe02c4f8', '', 'Thank you guys!\r\nIt was a good game...'),
(26311, '1e83323080', '', 'Emac, nice numbers, what do you have under that case?'),
(26321, '671bc5a7e5', 'some shiznit i made while interner was down', 'finally got my comp back online and while it was off i made a lot of sigs with the few renders I downloaded........there were more than this but i didnt save most of them\r\n\r\n[img:671bc5a7e5]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/pwnagesig.jpg[/img:671bc5a7e5]\r\n[img:671bc5a7e5]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/prettysweetsigwithrendertakenfromte.jpg[/img:671bc5a7e5]\r\n[img:671bc5a7e5]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/omfgimgettingboredofusingthessamere.jpg[/img:671bc5a7e5]\r\n[img:671bc5a7e5]http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k18/ownagebiscuit/RyanIpwnSoMuchcopy.jpg[/img:671bc5a7e5]'),
(26331, 'a615ac0f32', 'Brushes', 'I got bored and made 2 brush sets, they were realy quick and easy, but I tried them out and they can work pretty well\r\n\r\nset 1\r\nhttp://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43379445/\r\n\r\nset 2\r\nhttp://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43379675/'),
(26341, '153cb7794d', '', 'u thinkin of x-mas(christmas)?'),
(26351, 'a269955c35', '', 'pretty cool i dunt even know how to make brushes'),
(26361, 'ff49eea3f1', '', 'i need that UT render :P and kick ass sigs'),
(26371, '29a4934144', '', 'Thanks giving cause i think in america its over... but im not sure and dillan you retard everybody has christmas unless he is jewish...'),
(26381, '684c7c7a2c', '', 'thanks giving its this thuresday and thanks :)'),
(26391, '4372800cdf', '', 'damn good work man really good work.'),
(26401, 'a0c61a44ba', '', 'suck scrotum brandon, and plus wat holiday would he b talkin bout?'),
(26421, '6113f483f2', 'UNBAN ME I WAS &quot;WeRd&quot; just today i was PLAYING!!!!', 'its me scarface i was playing around acting like i hacked the server'),
(26431, '56bfa5a32d', '', 'Very nice job!!  :D'),
(26441, '959f423623', '', 'i told them but if u wanna be a cockhead u can pay the consequences'),
(26451, '2e49bf3a84', '', 'you can take it up with matt'),
(26461, 'a00aca8618', '', 'HAHAHAHAHA time for u to get raped now jimmy, have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(26471, '941d57d9a3', '', 'i WAS PLAYIN'),
(26481, '021130aef9', '', 'I WAS GOING TO COME BACK IN WITH REAL NAME AND SAY JUST PLAYIN HELP'),
(26491, '936a33109c', '', 'bend down and pay the price then jimmy, matts waitin'),
(26501, 'eafd9c0873', '', 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK COME ON DAMMIT I WAS PLAYIN !!!!!!!!'),
(26511, 'f19a23c9a6', '', 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(26521, '1d698ca1c2', '', 'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(26531, 'c24070d911', '', 'as soon as mat gets in ts from being idle.'),
(26541, 'badaa84a4f', '', 'mike how did you get that stats thing { THE BLUE THING }'),
(26551, '151de52de8', '', 'screw thanksgiving, celebrate my birthday instead!!!!!'),
(26561, '66951369d4', '', 'click the image and you will see.'),
(26571, '563ae844cd', '', 'thanks, and the UT render I did myself from the UT splash logo screen, I just used the extract, then it dosent matter if it looks like crap alone, but once u use it in the sig it looks nice'),
(26581, '7bb6996e3b', '', 'BIG ASS MONKEY!'),
(26591, 'e08eeeca1f', '', 'any1 is aloud 2 use this if they like\r\n[img:e08eeeca1f]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/Blank1.png[/img:e08eeeca1f]'),
(26601, 'eb8429ac6f', '', 'sweet job there ryan :D'),
(26611, '8f08fd08fa', '', 'I like your current sig nice job KEEP IT FOR A WHILE EH?'),
(26621, '2d034a6936', '', 'Pay the price for constintly playing around jimmy , its about time'),
(26631, 'f15a0c82c2', '', 'SWEEET FIND MATTMAN!!!!\r\n\r\nI willl post my results as soon as i get back to my comp at my dads house'),
(26641, 'f62256225a', '', 'Ummm yah i wont be able to play till the weekend after next though\r\nSo you can set up a time and date with some of the other players\r\nIm sure they will be happy to frag you :D\r\nlol good luck!!!'),
(26651, '4687adbbba', '', 'Congrats WJF \r\nCant wait for the rematch :evil:'),
(26661, 'b4c4c465f7', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]\r\n\r\n[quote=&quot;mattman&quot;]mine is in my sig [/quote]\r\nmy sig no work.\r\n\r\n[img:b4c4c465f7]http://www.l33tsig.net/sig/videosean.png[/img:b4c4c465f7][/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nyo like this \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[ img ]http://www.Animerealmz.org/UT/sig1.gif[ /img ]\r\n[ url=http://www.l33tsig.net ][ img ]http://www.l33tsig.net/sig/1/MikeAnime.png[ /img ][ /url ]\r\n\r\n\r\njust remove the spaces i have in here you have to be on the forums and then go ibnto profile update sig. then the bottom on the page click the update button or whatevber it is there.'),
(26671, '23840eaf80', '', 'yeah EH?!?'),
(26681, 'c62deedcef', '', 'pay time dude....take the responsebilety for your action...\r\nGOOD LUCK'),
(26691, '582515336b', '', 'i was talking about thanksgiving!!!!'),
(26721, '542031c71c', '', 'haha sweet hoping to play with all of you more now that i have the time !! guess ill start practicing in 99 maybe ill figure out what the hell im doing wrong there!! . . .  naw prob not ill still sucklol lol but thats life i guess !!!'),
(26711, '658d205807', '', 'good game WJF ...'),
(26731, '10f920ece5', 'hello from team damage inc.', 'hi we are a new clan 2k4 campers we are a division of dmf we have a new website server and ts come see us \r\n\r\nwebsite- www.2k4tdi.com\r\n\r\nserver- 74.52.41.39:7777\r\n\r\nteam speak- 74.52.41.39:8767\r\n\r\nps. this is shagyy also known as ~TDI~ MENACE i run the new team');
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(26741, '7665186bac', '', 'wow, its happening again now, just as i get my internet back, i vacuumed the dust out and am even running t with the side of the sace off and a big ass fan blowing on it and it still happens.....'),
(26751, '4e0c8fe96a', '', 'What happened did scarface own himself?'),
(26761, '814480ae82', '', '[size=24:814480ae82]Here is  mine:[/size:814480ae82]\r\n\r\nhttp://img62.imageshack.us/my.php?image=perfresmz9.gif \r\n\r\nI have a Dell Dimension 4500s'),
(26771, '8aed3b8104', '', 'try and listen to hear if the cards fan is running or not.\r\n\r\nyou might need a new card if it was overheating for too long it could have damaged the card.\r\n\r\ndo you have an agp or pci slot?'),
(26781, '9e6f9090d9', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]try and listen to hear if the cards fan is running or not.[/quote]\r\n\r\ntheres like 6 fans, all running, and i vacuumed the dust out of those too\r\n\r\n\r\n[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]do you have an agp or pci slot?[/quote]\r\n\r\ni have no clue, what are they?'),
(26791, 'c3d206502e', '{FaA} 2K4 Sniper Server', 'Wazzzup all. We finally got a 2K4 sniper server...\r\n\r\nInfo--&gt;[url=http://utsniperzone.com/server.html]{FaA}2K4SniperServer[Sniper-Camper-Stealth]*DM/TDM* [/url]\r\n\r\n64.192.171.227:7777\r\n\r\nMaybe we could get some friendly matches set up (once I get some of our members into 2k4)?'),
(26801, 'f1f7f75741', '', 'WHAT? You didnt get it from us?? what up with that dawg??'),
(26811, '767b223a52', '', '[quote=&quot;GlimmerMan&quot;]Emac, nice numbers, what do you have under that case?[/quote]\r\n\r\nThanks.  I have an ASUS A8N-SLI Premium motherboard with a AMD 2.2GHz 3700+ (1M cache, single core) processor.  The RAM I have I got from Matt which is 1GB of Kingmax dual-channel DDR400 RAM. The video card is a BFG Geforce 6800 Ultra OC (256MB, PCI-E, single card- NOT SLI).\r\n\r\nThe time I ran that was from a fresh install of Windows 2003 since I was testing crap.  I just installed XP MCE and I get a slightly better score.'),
(26821, '5fae8da3b8', 'Bill O''Reilly on gamers - /.', 'http://games.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/11/21/1648247&amp;from=rss\r\n\r\nFrom the article: &quot;Basically what you have is a large portion of the population, mostly younger people under the age of 45, who don''t deal with reality — ever. So they don''t know what day it is; they don''t know temperature it is; they don''t know what their neighbor looks like. They don''t know anything... because they are constantly diverted by a machine. Now what this does is it takes a person away from reality because they''ve created their own reality...&quot;'),
(26831, 'd4743a0e92', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]WHAT? You didnt get it from us?? what up with that dawg??[/quote]\r\n\r\nOne of our members has some server space... or else you''d have been the first I would have have gone to  :wink:\r\n\r\np.s. digging your new sig, BK'),
(26841, '49a91c177f', '', 'No prob, I was just ribbin ya!! But if you do need anything, we are here for you!! \r\n\r\nEvilone did my new sig, he does good work.'),
(26851, 'f56a490af5', '', 'What an Assmunch, maybe he should relook at the world and find out that we all communicate and have friendships within our &quot;reality&quot; I think this fucktard needs to go in the dicky people section!!!!\r\n\r\nAnd today is Thursday, so fuck him!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(26861, '2219f0e9ec', '', '8O well i hope i know what day it is...'),
(26871, '48b3db1662', '', 'From the article: &quot;Basically what you have is a large portion of the population, mostly younger people under the age of 45, Well I''m 48 that puts me in other portion.\r\nwho don''t deal with reality — ever, Who cares, too busy playing UT99.\r\nSo they don''t know what day it is; Well today is Tuesday, I think, anybody know what day it is?\r\nthey don''t know temperature it is; I know it''s cold in Chicago today and I need   a coat.\r\nthey don''t know what their neighbor looks like. My neighbors are ugly and mean, can''t wait till they move.\r\nThey don''t know anything... because they are constantly diverted by a machine. I something, how to kick ass in UT99. \r\nNow what this does is it takes a person away from reality because they''ve created their own reality... Bill O''Reilly you suck! now go play solitaire on your machine ass monkey.[color=red:48b3db1662][/color:48b3db1662]'),
(26881, '20769552d2', '', 'Thanks for letting us know. We will be sure to drop in and kill you lots. :P'),
(26891, 'a6e0e1d1d2', '', 'holy shit tht was like a month 1/2 ago'),
(26901, 'b5034762a5', '', 'Where you put your video card.........If the slot is white, it is a PCI and if it is brown, it is AGP. :P   Hey look..... GreenMan knows something about computers after all. :P'),
(26911, '2f93c0b400', '', 'Think we found a new Assmonkey! :lol:'),
(26921, 'a2a1e70a78', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]holy shit tht was like a month 1/2 ago[/quote]\r\n\r\nThe American thanksgiving you ass wad! :P'),
(26931, '714835e763', '', 'Thank you for the info. Although we all have UT2k4, We mostly play UT99. We might just have to stop in and see you though. :P'),
(26941, '068e81ed23', '', 'Shag man!!!!!!! What up dude, long time no see!! Nice to see your still around.\r\n\r\nThanks for the info.'),
(26951, 'f35d5334c8', '', 'Majer just doesn''t want to play against you because you will kick his ass.  Let us know and I am sure someone will go play you in 2K4 :P'),
(26961, '4ffc15e9f7', '', 'Congratulations on the win.'),
(26971, '832ced095d', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]I like your current sig nice job KEEP IT FOR A WHILE EH?[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou are one to talk. :roll:'),
(26981, '04fdaf6820', '', 'Nice work. Keep it up. :P'),
(26991, '70959e082a', '', 'We will be here.  :P'),
(27001, '6ac410c8f7', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]i dont like swimin in my own piss, sorry u enjoy tht[/quote]\r\n\r\nI wouldn''t piss in my pool. I only piss in other peoples pools. And only when I''m about to get out. That way there is a nice little treat in there for the next guy! :lol:'),
(27011, 'be99ecd8cf', '', 'That sounds like something Bitch_Killer would do. :P'),
(27021, 'ee3a9a3cdf', '', '[quote=&quot;Necro&quot;]Thats right, could i ask you all to camp please[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou are starting to sound like Jimmy (Scarface) with the stupid comments. 8O'),
(27031, 'cdc760ca24', '', 'Good one Bubbles. Bono is gay! :P'),
(27041, '045c82fd4b', '', 'Good job on Dads sig Brandon. :P'),
(27051, '5051492bfb', 'The Windows Vista Experience...', 'We all love the whole genuine disvantage or whatever it''s called... turning even legitimate users/customers into criminals for no good reason and all.  I had fun with this and just wanted to share :twisted: \r\n\r\nLet''s say that somehow your BIOS gets messed up and the date is set wrong.  This could happen if the battery on the motherboard died or something, no?  Okay, so now your BIOS date is set to something like, 11.21.2008 and your OS is Vista.\r\n\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WinVista-VM/95_2008-2.jpg\r\n\r\nUH OH!  We can fix this though.... shut down the machine and put a new battery in the motherboard and reset the date...\r\n\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WinVista-VM/96_2001.jpg\r\n\r\nAwwww man... musta pressed that + key too many times, let''s reboot and make SURE that BIOS date is set back to 11.21.2006!\r\n\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WinVista-VM/97_2006.jpg\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WinVista-VM/98_2006.jpg\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WinVista-VM/99_2006.jpg\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WinVista-VM/100_2006.jpg\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n :-x'),
(27061, 'be82f25100', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Majer just doesn''t want to play against you because you will kick his ass.  Let us know and I am sure someone will go play you in 2K4 :P[/quote]Im use to it by now greenie'),
(27071, 'd76f5c54af', '', '[quote=&quot;GlimmerMan&quot;]From the article: &quot;Basically what you have is a large portion of the population, mostly younger people under the age of 45, Well I''m 48 that puts me in other portion.\r\nwho don''t deal with reality — ever, Who cares, too busy playing UT99.\r\nSo they don''t know what day it is; Well today is Tuesday, I think, anybody know what day it is?\r\nthey don''t know temperature it is; I know it''s cold in Chicago today and I need   a coat.\r\nthey don''t know what their neighbor looks like. My neighbors are ugly and mean, can''t wait till they move.\r\nThey don''t know anything... because they are constantly diverted by a machine. I something, how to kick ass in UT99. \r\nNow what this does is it takes a person away from reality because they''ve created their own reality... Bill O''Reilly you suck! now go play solitaire on your machine ass monkey.[color=red:d76f5c54af][/color:d76f5c54af][/quote]LMFAO post of the year'),
(27081, 'bd7e2399f8', '', '*** uptated ***'),
(27091, '5e630ac77c', '', 'lol, i did tht 1ce at wonderland'),
(27121, '5caa09956c', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]holy shit tht was like a month 1/2 ago[/quote]\r\n\r\nThe American thanksgiving you ass wad! :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nI dont give a shit about the american thxgiving asswad :P'),
(27131, '2989e16db7', '', 'I don''t know whats worse...kids playing video games or O''Reily having his head up his ass.\r\n\r\nTuesday November 21, 2006 \r\n\r\nI bet he has a cell phone and drives a car AND probably has a pacemaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\r\nTechnology who needs it.\r\nI guess our Miliyary doesnt need those geeks to run all those million dollar computers they have, or simulaters to learn to fly!\r\n\r\nWhat a FOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!'),
(27141, '586bd40c45', '', 'LOL   Bono is gay but I still liked the music.\r\nThat also shows you you cant keep an Irishman quiet...lol'),
(27151, 'b0ac4fb590', '', 'You can always tell an Irishman, problem is, you cant tell him anything! lol'),
(27161, '213a41e26d', '', 'Yooooo Shaggy how ya been?!?!?!?!?\r\nYou guys still DMF?\r\n\r\nIll check out the site soon.\r\nTake Care'),
(27171, '65beec3c06', '', 'Ya get the feeling he''s lonely AND jealous?'),
(27181, 'ee7e158fd3', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Think we found a new Assmonkey! :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nROFLMFAO....I think you hit it on the button Greeny.\r\n\r\nLearn your lesson yet AssMonkey?'),
(27191, '9ed384f34c', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Thanks giving cause i think in america its over... but im not sure and dillan you retard everybody has christmas unless he is jewish...[/quote]You dumb ass bloody cunt rag do you know what the main religion in isreal is ?? \r\n\r\n\r\nTHEY HAVE THE STAR OF DAVID ON THEIR FLAG YOU FUCKIN RETARD!!'),
(27201, '7a95230244', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]lol, i did tht 1ce at wonderland[/quote]You mean Michael Jackson''s neverland ranch?'),
(27211, '8a2d1b70c0', '', 'thats right'),
(27221, 'a7b3033923', '', 'damn major maybe i had better not play you ever ??\r\nur constant killing me may go to ur head or something lol \r\nand greenman as nice as it would be to kill someone rather then be killed um......\r\ni  didnt lie when i told u i suck BIG ! ! \r\nlike i said its all about getting with some fun people and playing around a lil bit \r\nI already know none of you are gonna be impressed with my skill levels ,\r\n however u may appreciate the easy kill i offer, just think how much nicer all ur kill scores are gonna be !!!!!\r\nthat alone will give you all something to cheer about \r\n<a href="http://www.millan.net"><img src="http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/cheerleader.gif"></a>'),
(27231, 'd9b9b087b8', '', '[quote=&quot;Emosurg&quot;]\r\ni  didnt lie when i told u i suck BIG ! ! \r\n [/quote]\r\n\r\n[size=28:d9b9b087b8] RRRREALLYYYYY?????\r\n :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D [/size:d9b9b087b8]\r\nI might be thinking pervertedly but\r\n[size=28:d9b9b087b8] WHO CARES  :)  :P [/size:d9b9b087b8]'),
(27241, '9ddb4d0c42', '', 'Nice post 0skillz! \r\n\r\nEven though I got my numbers up on my 9550 I''m still getting a new card I can''t deal with those numbers lol'),
(27251, '966a703868', '', 'Mine \r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/jzspc.gif'),
(27261, 'c5cc613372', '', 'lol bret....that was a good one...\r\nhe he EMO you should pay attention befor you type somthing in this CAVE OF HORNY NIANDERTALS...\r\nLOL'),
(27271, '2fd3cd0d29', '', 'LOL...good one greenie'),
(27281, '969327e78f', '', 'thnks for the info raptor'),
(27291, 'c4b0299f87', '', 'http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/smartscript/smartscript.gif\r\n\r\n\r\nthis is a notebook pc not a desktop pc\r\n\r\n\r\nAMD Turion 64 moble processor\r\nML-37 2.0 Ghz) 1MB L2 cache up to 1600 Mhz system bus\r\n\r\nspeed:\r\n1024 MB system memory\r\n80 GB HD\r\nmulti 8X DVD+R/RW\r\ndouble later support'),
(27301, '865ddf9bc2', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Emosurg&quot;]\r\ni  didnt lie when i told u i suck BIG ! ! \r\n [/quote]\r\n\r\n[size=28:865ddf9bc2] RRRREALLYYYYY?????\r\n :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D [/size:865ddf9bc2]\r\nI might be thinking pervertedly but\r\n[size=28:865ddf9bc2] WHO CARES  :)  :P [/size:865ddf9bc2][/quote]\r\n[b:865ddf9bc2][i:865ddf9bc2]omfg[/b:865ddf9bc2][/i:865ddf9bc2] <a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/sign/sign0200.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>hahahahahahahahaharoflmfao!!<a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/sign/sign0020.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>\r\no0o nasty nasty boy lol lol \r\nwow hehehe sooo sorry forgot where i was for a minute \r\ndayam lol luv u guys ur the best of a bad lot\r\n\r\n(or is that the bad of the best lot lol ummm hmm have to think on that one  <a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0007.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>)'),
(27311, 'f950236930', '', 'We don''t discriminate here!  We like all women. :oops:'),
(27321, 'f32c726078', '', '[quote=&quot;bubbles&quot;]Ya get the feeling he''s lonely AND jealous?[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou forgot gay! :P'),
(27331, '8c48bca58d', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]lol, i did tht 1ce at wonderland[/quote]You mean Michael Jackson''s neverland ranch?[/quote]\r\n\r\nHe told me he doesn''t go to your hangouts Majer. :P'),
(27341, 'deb9e5b7b5', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Thanks giving cause i think in america its over... but im not sure and dillan you retard everybody has christmas unless he is jewish...[/quote]You dumb ass bloody cunt rag do you know what the main religion in isreal is ?? \r\n\r\n\r\nTHEY HAVE THE STAR OF DAVID ON THEIR FLAG YOU FUCKIN RETARD!![/quote]\r\n\r\nI was going to make that point but I knew you would paste him with it. :lol:'),
(27351, '3662092a82', '', 'Mine. \r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/GreenManResults.gif'),
(27361, '59e35c6b4d', '', 'tru dat greenie, canada paramount wonderland, big amusement park in Toronto'),
(27371, '3432150745', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;bubbles&quot;]Ya get the feeling he''s lonely AND jealous?[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou forgot gay! :P[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nmost likely he has a TB of gay porn on his pc.'),
(27381, 'c9558bf91f', '', 'exept for green man he likes men'),
(27391, 'c69c8001ff', '', 'yeah i been thier 3 times got rained on 2wce :( and i thought disney land was Micheal Jacksons neaverland ranch? you should know you live in florida...'),
(27401, '201c0f9679', '', '<a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/sign/sign0153.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/sign/sign0082.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>hahahaha o0o i see well then lmao <a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/sign/sign0148.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>\r\num does that mean that he cant like women lmao???<a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/rolleye/rolleye0018.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>\r\n<a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/sign/sign0157.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>'),
(27411, 'eb41b2e69c', '', 'consider the sorce lol <a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/mad/mad0058.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>'),
(27421, '806ed21bbc', '', 'heres mine http://pic.piczo.com/img/i173202615_7023_2.gif'),
(27431, 'f6793482b5', '', '[b:f6793482b5][color=green:f6793482b5]My wife  agrees with him, and she''s a Liberal Bitch 8O  8O\r\n\r\nAnd I can''t say I totally Disagree, I haven''t mowed the lawn in months :roll:  [/color:f6793482b5][/b:f6793482b5] :roll:'),
(27441, '178d4e239e', '', '[quote=&quot;THC_M1K3YP00H&quot;][b:178d4e239e][color=green:178d4e239e]My wife  agrees with him, and she''s a Liberal Bitch 8O  8O\r\n\r\nAnd I can''t say I totally Disagree, I haven''t mowed the lawn in months :roll:  [/color:178d4e239e][/b:178d4e239e] :roll:[/quote]\r\n\r\nDo you even have a lawn right now?'),
(27451, '1a7972af12', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Thanks giving cause i think in america its over... but im not sure and dillan you retard everybody has christmas unless he is jewish...[/quote]You dumb ass bloody cunt rag do you know what the main religion in isreal is ?? \r\n\r\n\r\nTHEY HAVE THE STAR OF DAVID ON THEIR FLAG YOU FUCKIN RETARD!![/quote]\r\n\r\nI was going to make that point but I knew you would paste him with it. :lol:[/quote]LMFAO\r\nI ignored this post from day one (for no reason) \r\nThen when i read it and saw brandons reply\r\nI read everyones reply and it was like the lights shined down from heaven lol\r\ngreat minds think alike greenie! lol\r\nand ty for letting me burn brandon on being retarded \r\nIts been a while lol'),
(27461, '54b25a2ac5', '', '[quote=&quot;THC_M1K3YP00H&quot;][b:54b25a2ac5][color=green:54b25a2ac5]My wife  agrees with him, and she''s a Liberal Bitch 8O  8O [/color:54b25a2ac5][/b:54b25a2ac5] :roll:[/quote] 8O \r\n 8O  8O  8O  8O \r\nROTFLMFAO\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(27471, '8d30765888', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Emosurg&quot;]\r\ni  didnt lie when i told u i suck BIG ! ! \r\n [/quote]\r\n\r\n[size=28:8d30765888] RRRREALLYYYYY?????\r\n :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D  :)  :D [/size:8d30765888]\r\nI might be thinking pervertedly but\r\n[size=28:8d30765888] WHO CARES  :)  :P [/size:8d30765888][/quote]LOL\r\nreal nice there brett :D'),
(27481, '7a5bfa44d0', '', 'i dont know what he is talking about.\r\n\r\ni mean just today i went outside  hoped in my space ship to go to work but some space invaders got in my way so i had to blast them to peices its just a good thing i had picked up some weapon and sheild upgrade packs from the fallen invader ships.\r\n\r\nonce i landed on the plannet i found some health packs a sniper rifle and extra ammo. then i warped to another world and cast sleep on an elf to get my magic meter full.\r\n\r\n\r\nits currentley febumarch in the year 300023 and its a chilley 1000 outside and my martian neighbor is topless again.  so dont say i am detached from reality.'),
(27491, '829409907d', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]heres mine http://pic.piczo.com/img/i173202615_7023_2.gif[/quote]\r\n\r\nhttp://img47.imageshack.us/\r\n\r\nUse image shack and don''t resize it ;)'),
(27901, 'de36c455fe', '', 'looks sweet i for one thank you lol<img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/winking/winking0071.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>'),
(27911, '1edc4fb767', '', 'Here are my results:\r\nhttp://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1825/perfresgd4.gif\r\n\r\nI have an ATI Radeon 9600 pro AGP 128mg\r\nAMD Athlon XP-2000+ 1 GB Corsair PC3200 DDR\r\n\r\nand a small table fan to keep it cool !  :D'),
(27921, 'a586c53730', '', 'Happy B-Day Buddy! :P'),
(27931, '987eb14f87', '', 'http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/bk.txt'),
(27941, '277aa40f5e', '', 'happy b-day no balls'),
(27951, '6ab18f3768', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/bk.txt[/quote]\r\n\r\nWTF?!'),
(27961, '33c46d199a', '', 'I like PORN! getbent  boobies1 It makes me feel like a kid again....watching those dirty 19 year old um mum mu uwuo       :-x'),
(27971, '6627acda5b', '', 'Damn I would have traded a slightly used condom for him!'),
(27531, '52aedec5ba', 'Happy Fucking Thanksgiving!!!', 'To all you Homos and Homets (girls) hope you have a great day!'),
(27541, '6c8c345419', '', 'Happy Thanksgiving everyone!\r\nThanks Jimmy'),
(27551, '872f4a721b', '', 'Hard at work as usual\r\n\r\nThanks Eric for all you do..Even though I don''t understand most of it I know your helping out. YOU DA MAN!'),
(27561, 'c40a549ba8', '', 'hi'),
(27571, '812fbe0344', '', 'Good day, dont eat too much........'),
(27581, 'e2169c0590', '', 'happy Thanksgiving ...'),
(27591, '04fe8e9e5b', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]Good day, dont eat too much........[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\noh now you tell me :)\r\n\r\nhappy turkey day people \r\n\r\n\r\ngooble gooble'),
(27601, '1ece54ae67', '', 'thx homet'),
(27611, 'd5153892bd', '', 'ya mine is 108'),
(27621, '5575ea94ad', '', 'why the hell r u saying thx ints not even ur thanks giving homo (et)'),
(27631, '6321c6b2e6', '', 'Happy thanksgiving to all my American friends.  I hope you eat your fill. :P'),
(27641, '6c593f1358', '', 'Hey 0skills, my video card is an ATI 9600.'),
(27651, '781c9285c8', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Hard at work as usual\r\n\r\nThanks Eric for all you do..Even though I don''t understand most of it I know your helping out. YOU DA MAN![/quote]\r\n\r\nAtleast you say you understand some of it. I was lost right after emac said &quot;I just installed a firewall......&quot;  :oops:  Thanks emac. :P'),
(28051, '388f55e682', '', 'ya its just a clan i started with my son its camping but we are thinking of starting a invasion server'),
(27681, 'fd22f44fce', 'Prank on a Telemarketer', 'This is a nice prank\r\n\r\nhttp://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/'),
(27691, '9ff3d3eaa1', 'My Birthday', 'It''s my birthday bitches, now go out and buy a fucking present!'),
(27701, '66158cfd10', '', 'Congrats\r\nMaybe this year your balls will drop  :D :razz:'),
(27711, '8471d44455', '', 'Dude, taht is one of the best comeback I have heard!\r\n\r\nGood work dude!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHappy birthday no-balls!'),
(27671, '2a6773ab6f', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Hard at work as usual\r\n\r\nThanks Eric for all you do..Even though I don''t understand most of it I know your helping out. YOU DA MAN![/quote]\r\n\r\nAtleast you say you understand some of it. I was lost right after emac said &quot;I just installed a firewall......&quot;  :oops:  Thanks emac. :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nlol well I got lost for abit after he said reverse Proxy. I got the jist of it though'),
(27721, '8856ff93b8', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]Congrats\r\nMaybe this year your balls will drop  :D :razz:[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nand i know ya are waiting for that  so ya can wrap yer lips around them.'),
(27731, '7169f72316', '', 'happy b day SC'),
(27741, '395e06605a', '', 'Here''s your fucking present bitch...lol\r\n\r\n shitz  pisson'),
(27751, '0469e6ec8c', '', 'Thats awesome Katana! LOL'),
(27761, 'e9df6cd837', '', 'OMFG ROTFLMAO \r\n\r\nthats fuckin hillarious.'),
(27771, '0213793ccc', 'am i still in?', 'yo waazup see when i was in bAd my internet got fucked, so i was wondering if i was still with you guys or not?'),
(27781, '862f41025d', '', 'Happpy birthday n00bified N00b'),
(27791, 'e093d71c11', '', 'happy birthday SC \r\nhave a good one'),
(27801, '4e54ea858d', '', 'hey there bloodshot\r\nwelcom back...'),
(27811, 'a943498fa8', 'Re: am i still in?', '[quote=&quot;bloodshot&quot;]yo waazup see when i was in bAd my internet got fucked, so i was wondering if i was still with you guys or not?[/quote]\r\n\r\nWell were not ones to just kick people out so I would say your still in but that sig needs to go. bAd is no more, everyone is {dFb} now.'),
(27821, '8bbb2d09c8', '', 'Happy birthday no-balls!\r\n\r\n nutkick'),
(27831, 'ebe9b17a18', '', 'Thanx emac, What ever Matts paying I say double it! Green you think your dumb he lost me at I just...I think its my ADD kicking in!'),
(27841, '8ccfb7bc85', '', 'hope ur day is all it shoud and could be hava happy one<a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/party/party0003.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/sign/sign0072.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>'),
(27851, '5f76060dbd', '', 'Happy Birthday SC!!  :D'),
(27861, '6a5855e53b', '25 GB free online storage from AMD', 'http://amd.streamload.com/index.aspx\r\n\r\n25MB file size limit looks like...'),
(27871, '3061ad6982', '', 'xx'),
(34601, '019d88a6e2', '', 'Heres Mine\r\n\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/KatanaTest.gif'),
(34621, 'b32b53d5ec', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]nice.....\r\nbig happy family...\r\nany of them play ut?[/quote]\r\nhahaha all but the oldest one hes a rpg person not a fps person so lol'),
(34631, 'f8f29641a9', '', 'dillan ur only seeing white if ur running IE6 if your running IE7 or mozzilla firefox it will come up transparent then having a better look'),
(34641, 'f83df99d39', 'OMFG CHECK THIS OUT!!!!', 'I MADE YET ANOTHER NEW SIG!!!! IM KEEPIN THIS ONE FOR A LOOOONNNNNGGGGG TIME!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\n\r\nHELL YES\r\n\r\n\r\nMY OLD ONE WAS PISSIN ME (AND MATTMAN) OFF BECAUSE THE LIGHTNING CUT OFF BUT THIS ONE IS LIKE HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! LOL'),
(34651, 'ad9ba0a449', '', 'holy shit \r\nsweet sig major :!: :!: :!: :!: \r\nman ive got to get photoshop back in my machine and start playing around with this \r\nyour sigs rock man and hard too lol  :wink:'),
(34661, '98782fe784', '', 'Thanks emo!\r\n\r\nI wil teach you once you get photoshop !!!!!'),
(34671, 'c1b46d438d', 'Happy Holidays from {FaA}', 'Season''s Greetings...\r\n\r\n[img:c1b46d438d]http://www.clanfaa.com/faanuke/4raptor/images/seasons.gif[/img:c1b46d438d]'),
(34681, '86962433de', '', 'lol HAPPY HOLIDAY TO YOU TOO FAA!!!!'),
(34691, '3972d62f38', '', 'yo FaA have great holidays.'),
(34701, '90b66b20b9', '', 'i got photoshop so can u teach me  MP?????'),
(34711, '6b37f56b66', '', 'HELLS YAH DAWG I GOTCHA BACK HIT ME UP ON DAT TEAMSPEAK IGHHHT'),
(34741, '14608c6cbf', '', 'IGHT!!!!'),
(34751, '7e5fcc4f49', 'JIMMYZ', '[img:7e5fcc4f49]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/jimmyzsig2.png[/img:7e5fcc4f49]'),
(34761, 'faf6048179', '', 'Its the ownage MP'),
(29721, '44fdbdd7fd', 'LMFAO check this out', 'Go to \r\n\r\nwww.google.com\r\n\r\nAnd enter\r\n\r\nFailure\r\n\r\nAnd check out what the first website on the list is'),
(29731, 'a49fb227c0', '', 'Newest \r\n\r\nPhotoshop CS2 \r\n\r\n\r\nFinished   -  12/3/06   -  6:00 PM\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDillan if you dont like and keep this sig then you got probs lol \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:a49fb227c0]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/sephirothdfbcopy.jpg[/img:a49fb227c0]'),
(29741, 'fae323b862', '', 'Thats a good one but the one for Click is your best work yet! :P'),
(29751, '206051d1e7', '', 'Pretty good failure. He was only voted in twice.'),
(29761, '9f5ffe0ccd', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Myself Dr.Z , GT64 AKA Rust8IT and Mike were playing him last night. He seems to be really cool and he even came on teamspeak. \r\n Give him a break unril other reasons Might be given.\r\nAnd before some of you bitch about him in the game HE is a good player and good with the translocater. So no WHining woosies :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nScarFace did you even read MY FUCKING POST AT ALL? Or anyone elses for that matter?\r\nCalm down and read every post before you blow your top.\r\nAND you have been called worse things than a peanut gallery.\r\nLike Matts personal Cock Hole.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nYa what Katana said.'),
(27981, '5616248942', 'Thats got to hurt!', 'Try this - One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.\r\nUtterly terrified, the man screamed, &quot;Stop, stop! you''re not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?&quot;\r\n&quot;Nope,&quot; replied the construction worker, &quot;You are...I''m going to set the garage on fire.&quot;'),
(27991, '3d9e51fac7', 'O my God!', 'http://www.imvite.com/index.php?t=29b1c61d7e3016a4'),
(28001, '686c418691', 'Virtual Machine', 'http://www.vmware.com/products/player/\r\nThat''s a free Virtual Machine player.  You can download (free) virtual machines to play with.  This is so cool....\r\nSo... anyone running the full-blown VMWare workstation app could creat a virtual machine running any software/OS they wanted and then give it to other people to play with/use.\r\n\r\nI downloaded the Browser Appliance and it''s 285MB zipped and 962MB out of the archive - you''re getting a computer, an OS and software so these things would be large files - put into an archive to keep all the files together.  If you think 962MB is huge... my Vista VM is nearly 8GB and sucks up around 750MB of RAM once it gets going.  My XP VM is 4.3GB.  Their Browser Applience VM runs Ubuntu and looks like it takes about 256MB of RAM once it''s running.\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/WinVista-VM/BrowserAppliance.jpg &lt;- theres a screenshot\r\n\r\nAt any rate after downloading one of these virtual machine archives, you''d then just extract the archive to wherever you have enough space for it, start the player open the virtual machine by going to the directory you extracted to.\r\n\r\nWhy would anyone want to do things this way?  It''s just one of those things... if you have to ask, then you don''t understand ;)  Oh yeah... one more reason to get into Virtual Machine stuff is because Microsoft doesn''t want you to.\r\n\r\nhttp://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/11/24/0835208&amp;from=rss  -  Virtualization Disallowed For Vista Home'),
(28011, '02db64fba1', '', 'Geforce FX 5950 Ultra'),
(28021, '78d43c111f', '', 'too bad u have nothin to use for the condom, but ur hand mayby.......eh!'),
(28031, 'f00d2c558d', '', 'u make it sound like i care mike.... relly wish i did'),
(28041, '41b390cadb', '', 'happy birthday dicklips'),
(28061, '17322e105e', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]too bad u have nothin to use for the condom, but ur hand mayby.......eh![/quote]\r\n\r\nNow why would he put his hand in a condom?  That was a good one Dillan. :roll:'),
(28071, '4a542a8d07', '', 'Good description Jimmy! boobies1'),
(28081, '58313600b7', '', 'Funny one Jimmy. I hope she was worth it. 8O'),
(28091, 'a921578355', 'Binslayer', 'I have looked for and not found any help on setup of a binslayer server. How to configure the .ini file and how to set up mapvote x3dfx to load the mods and weapons. Can anyone help me. TIA'),
(28111, '06bed75f9b', '', 'Hello!!!!!!'),
(28121, '17ab2cf806', '', 'ill remind jimmy of this thread when i see him in ts.'),
(28131, '3bb4241d60', '', 'I got the server working but i only have one weapon in the binslayer mod. How do i get more weapons in the binslayer mod. \r\nUsing binslayer2.'),
(28141, '3174b871b8', '', 'i meant hes got no women to use it on'),
(28151, '6f260af6d4', '', 'get stuff swapper mod http://www.planetunreal.com/modsquad/asp/breviews.asp?414'),
(28161, '6e56258be9', '', 'dammmmmm sexy LOL'),
(28171, 'bc6d8a2c9f', '', 'good luck there'),
(28181, 'd5ce62bbec', '', 'ladies.....when you fuck around with other guys...DON''T do that on your bed...'),
(28191, '32da1a7ba0', '', 'magickal wrote:\r\nSold!!! To Bitch_Killer for $5 in Canadian. Good doing business with ya lol\r\n\r\ntoo bad...i have like 2 sheep there that i would like to tread for him.\r\ni need the dude for licking my dog ass...i know he is good at that, right BK???\r\nLAMOOOooo'),
(28201, '3af14fcd85', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]\r\n\r\ni need the dude for licking my dog ass...i know he is good at that, right BK???\r\nLAMOOOooo[/quote]\r\n\r\n u have a dog ass sauron??, did u mean my dog''s ass?'),
(28211, 'd4cee6fd48', '', 'well either way he''ll probably lick both'),
(28221, 'e220fc39d6', '', 'Thanks. Need all the help i can get.  :lol:  :lol:'),
(28231, 'a275714605', '', 'Rent a server from us and we can copy our files to it, then it would be all set up for you!!'),
(28241, '85868ec61e', '', 'i''m sure he was licked your ass befor...\r\nand NO...i have a dog and he has a dog ass...\r\nmuch like you have a monkey ass\r\nLOL'),
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(28831, 'ea76cb1a1a', '', 'cool im not bothered whomakes one as long i get a one with dfb instead of bad Lol'),
(28841, '0de51ff29d', '', 'it wontlet me look at it???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!??'),
(28851, 'ea3e0fb761', '', 'you MIGHT have content filters on blocking certian sites.'),
(28861, 'b1dae37539', '', 'Lol,, satan i getting new pc, its going to own you'),
(28871, '14dc1647ff', '', 'I only said fear sucks because my video card wont let it play too!'),
(28271, 'eb8474c959', 'TEAMSPEAK 3 V.1 UNDERGROUND LINK (WERENT SUPOSE TOGET)WORKS!', 'GOTCHA BIATCH !!!! \r\nSOUNDED APEALING THOUGH RIGHT !!!!!!!'),
(28281, '7c98d3db8e', '', 'did ur mom tell u tht cause she was down there earlier'),
(28291, 'd65818015f', '', 'Mark owns'),
(28301, '5d6e741a87', 'Mario Bros: Vice City', 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICoDFooBXpU'),
(28311, '360727f2e0', '', 'YAH nice!!'),
(28331, 'b0ff559ebd', '~~~  Free F.E.A.R  ~~~', 'Not sure if you all know this or not but the makers of FEAR have made the multiplayer version of this game free to all.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.joinfear.com/main\r\n\r\nThe {dFb} Will be setting up a FEAR server soon, and give this game a try. We will also be making FEAR servers available for rent soon!\r\n\r\n[quote:b0ff559ebd]\r\nSierra Entertainment today announced that the multiplayer component from the award winning PC title F.E.A.R.™ (First Encounter Assault Recon), has been renamed F.E.A.R. Combat, and will be made available to the public as a free download on Thursday August 17th, 2006.\r\n\r\nF.E.A.R. Combat is the complete multiplayer component of F.E.A.R. and includes all the updates, additional official maps and additional official game modes all in one downloadable file. F.E.A.R. Combat users will be able to play against the owners of the retail version of F.E.A.R. as well as the other F.E.A.R. Combat users.\r\n\r\nF.E.A.R. Combat features:\r\n- 10 Multiplayer Game modes.\r\n- 19 Multiplayer Maps.\r\n- 12 different weapons.\r\n- Punkbuster support for anti cheat support.\r\n- The capability to download user generated content.\r\n\r\nTo play F.E.A.R. Combat, consumers simply go to www.joinfear.com and register to obtain their free, Combat keycode. When the file is made available for download on Aug 17th 2006, consumers can install, enter their keycode, and get ready to join F.E.A.R. Combat!\r\n\r\nF.E.A.R. Combat will be available for download starting August 17th 2006.\r\n[/quote:b0ff559ebd]'),
(28341, '3ea18ef396', '', 'weres this d/l??, it keeps askin me to buy it'),
(28351, 'c4807e5be3', '', '<img src="http://dfbgaming.com/images/dillandumbassFEAR.jpg">'),
(28361, 'b5d32cd180', '', 'that''s still too hard matt\r\n\r\nftp://ftp.sierra.com/pub/sierra/fear/demo/fearcombat_en_107.exe\r\n\r\nheh... can''t get a direct link thing for the key tho :P\r\n\r\nThis game oughta be real fun... with my 5 year old vid card...'),
(28371, 'e3c3b935bb', '', 'can you change mysig to say dfb instead of bAd please,'),
(28381, 'e16828d435', '', 'Fear sucks'),
(28391, '78050fd0f6', '', 'We love burnsy'),
(28401, 'a6f5c78456', '', 'BaM and [h4x] was XiS thet split.'),
(28411, '300cf5e2de', '', 'never heard about that game befor..\r\nlook''s good\r\ni''ll try it soon\r\nthanks matt'),
(28421, 'b0124d40ca', '', 'if i had a mom...maybe... :evil:  :evil:  :evil:'),
(28791, 'c999e99a52', '', 'That sucks!  Everybody can get laid whenever they want. That is why alcohol was invented. :P'),
(28441, 'a961d3874a', '', '[quote=&quot;bloodshot&quot;]can you change mysig to say dfb instead of bAd please,[/quote]\r\n\r\nPM EviOne or MajerPayne...they can help you out.'),
(28451, '8f93803098', '', 'i played it once and thought it pwned, but i juist recently got the expansion and played it again, i dont really like it anymore, havent tried it online though'),
(28461, '41c6b5cf08', '', 'ill change your avatar once i get my computer back, or evil or majer could make u a new one'),
(28471, 'a9b7c55b09', '', 'No shit.....I have told you guys this about 2 months ago. Get it and come play on our server!!!'),
(28481, '63627ebcc2', '', 'You have to be over 17, or make up a birthday to show so!!!'),
(28491, '536f089430', '', 'Dude fear is awsome\r\n\r\nI will download it when i get the chance THANKS MATT!'),
(28501, 'bef6b5da7b', 'Bad Little Johnny', 'Johnny wanted to screw a hot girl in his office - but she belonged to someone else...\r\n\r\nOne day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and just said &quot;I''ll give you $1,000 if you let me screw you&quot;.\r\n\r\nThe girl said &quot;No&quot;.\r\n\r\nJohnny said &quot;I''ll be fast, I''ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I''ll be finished by the time you pick it up.&quot;\r\n\r\nShe thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.\r\n\r\nHer boyfriend said &quot;OK, ask for $2,000 and pick up the money real fast so he won''t even be able to get his pants down&quot;. So she accepts the proposal as offered.\r\n\r\nHalf an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girl to call so they can think about what to do with the two grand.\r\n\r\nFinally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whats happening? She replies &quot;The bastard used coins&quot;.'),
(28511, '389ebf528f', 'Pickle Slicer', 'Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.\r\n\r\nHis wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.\r\n\r\nOne day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What''s wrong, Bill?&quot; she asked.\r\n\r\n&quot;Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?&quot;\r\n\r\nOh, Bill, you didn''t&quot; she exclaimed.\r\n\r\nYes, I did.&quot; he replied.\r\n\r\nMy God, Bill, what happened?&quot;\r\n\r\n&quot;I got fired.&quot;\r\n\r\n&quot;No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?&quot;\r\n\r\nOh...she got fired too.&quot;\r\n\r\n\r\n :lol:  :D  8O'),
(28521, '7844ef62f4', 'Major', 'A crusty Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a\r\nlocal liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young,\r\nidealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant\r\nMajor for conversation.\r\n\r\nExcuse me, Sergeant major,'' she said, '' but you seem to be a very\r\nserious man. Is something bothering you?''\r\n\r\n''Negative, ma''am,'' he replied. ''Just serious by nature.''\r\n\r\nThe young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said ''It looks\r\nlike you have seen a lot of action.''\r\n\r\n''Yes, ma''am.... a lot of action.''\r\n\r\nThe young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, ''You\r\nknow, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.''\r\n\r\nThe Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.\r\n\r\nFinally the young lady said, ''You know, I hope you don''t take this the\r\nwrong way, but...... when was the last time you had sex?''\r\n\r\n''1955, Maam, '' he responded in his straightforward manner.\r\n\r\n''Well, there you are!'' she said. ''You really need to chill out and quit\r\ntaking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!''\r\n\r\nShe took his hand and took him to a private room where she proceeded to\r\n''relax'' him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned\r\nagainst his bare chest and said, ''Wow, you sure didn''t forget much since\r\n1955!''\r\n\r\nThe Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact\r\nvoice, ''I hope not. It''s only 2130 now.'''),
(28531, 'd78e828e8a', 'My First Day As A Wal-Mart', 'My First Day as a Wal-Mart Greeter:\r\n\r\nA very ugly woman walked into my Wal-Mart with her two kids.\r\n\r\nMe: &quot;Are they twins?&quot;\r\n\r\nUgly Woman: &quot;No, he''s 9 and she''s 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?&quot;\r\n\r\nMe: &quot;No, I just couldn''t believe you got laid twice.&quot;'),
(28541, '643a6b2f9f', '', 'Look us up on the Mikel Pure Duke Nukem server!!!'),
(28551, '2c6d8983ba', '', 'OH NO YOU DIDNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(28561, '74488a36b1', '', 'i new sum shit like tht was gonna come up'),
(28781, 'daf5023643', '', 'That''s a real life story about you and Mike right majer?  Who was paying and who was receiving? :lol:'),
(28581, 'ca87a5dbb8', '', 'its a nice running game also know several people who play it and they enjoy it a lot'),
(28761, 'c9b4ed0af2', '', 'smart man :)'),
(28771, '4558327adf', '', 'Yep still funny. :P'),
(28591, 'cc03346015', '', 'I can fix you up somthin there bloodshot'),
(28601, '186afd7a0b', '', '[size=24:186afd7a0b]SOLD[/size:186afd7a0b]\r\n\r\n\r\nthanks noc :)'),
(28611, 'cd24558eab', '', 'FEAR is ok i might download it but if it gets rel technical about shit ill give up because im a dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  &quot;DUMBASS&quot;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  SERIOUSLY IM A DUMB FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(28751, '711d5cdc2c', '', 'no matter how often i see that one its still funny.'),
(28721, '74554190b9', '', '615-325-1515\r\n615-513-8308 new as of 2-22-09\r\n114 chasity ln portland tn 37148'),
(28701, '746f090aef', '', 'Good one Majer!'),
(28711, '89a8ff533c', '', 'GROAN.......  lol'),
(28801, '4e0d1951b5', '', 'I guess I''ll try it but only because it''s free. :P'),
(28811, '244e3cf777', '', 'my fuckin video card wont support it'),
(28821, '22c94d0e9e', '', 'Ho hum.  Could see that comming a mile away. :P'),
(28881, '8fee5a2c4d', 'greetings', 'idont know if its just me or what.  But i tried going onto your server the other night, and seems that i am banned.  But i dont know how thatis possible since ii have never been on yourserver before.    8O'),
(28891, '0c9e84e17f', '', 'Which server? \r\n\r\nDid it say you were banned?\r\n\r\nDid you let some asswad play on your computer?\r\n\r\nDid you cheat?'),
(28901, '231eda7816', '', 'If your ut knocks off and says something about a tick rate on the error info thing then its your version of ut, i used to get that and i couldnt get on dfb so i had to download ut again, if it just keeps saying connection failed then might just be a really bad connection thing..   i always get them on dfb..'),
(28911, '5aab512269', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]That''s a real life story about you and Mike right majer?  Who was paying and who was receiving? :lol:[/quote]Ummmm no that is a true story but its about how mattman lost his virginity by bending over  8O  8O  :D  :lol:  :lol:'),
(28921, '9cf5f0868a', '', 'i was hoping to get a  responce from Admin, and not the penut gallery.  But thanks anyway.  \r\n\r\n\r\nIf admin could send me a PM  with further instructions or an e-mail,  would be appreciated.'),
(28931, 'd8dec3be14', '', '[quote=&quot;Biz_Ounce&quot;]i was hoping to get a  responce from Admin, and not the penut gallery.  [/quote]Keep him banned\r\nwhat a dick'),
(28941, '255371e806', '', '[quote=&quot;Biz_Ounce&quot;]i was hoping to get a  responce from Admin, and not the penut gallery.  But thanks anyway.  \r\n\r\n\r\nIf admin could send me a PM  with further instructions or an e-mail,  would be appreciated.[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nyo BK is an admin.'),
(28951, 'eec7e06b16', '', 'Enough from the peanut gallery. BK has answered him and now I am telling him to read the post from BK. :P   That is two admin replies for you. :P'),
(28961, 'b4842e2aa2', '', '[quote=&quot;bloodshot&quot;]cool im not bothered whomakes one as long i get a one with dfb instead of bad Lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nGet you ass in Team Speak so we can talk to you again. :P');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(28971, 'd6515aa643', '', 'i like fear i plaid it on my dad s comp and it rocked!'),
(28981, '944534cfa3', '', 'ye'),
(28991, 'ebe1ccb40c', '', 'Yo whats up Biz.....long time dude! I thought you quit playing UT99? Nice to see you !!'),
(29001, 'ffd6d496e4', 'For Sale:', '[size=24:ffd6d496e4]17 inch Flat screen CRT monitor[/size:ffd6d496e4] \r\n$50 plus shipping'),
(29011, '82c360d0cb', '', 'Myself Dr.Z , GT64 AKA Rust8IT and Mike were playing him last night. He seems to be really cool and he even came on teamspeak. \r\n Give him a break unril other reasons Might be given.\r\nAnd before some of you bitch about him in the game HE is a good player and good with the translocater. So no WHining woosies :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(29021, '202897ab60', '', 'Nobody banned him!  I did not see his IP in the ban list, I dont know what the problem is?'),
(29031, '8bcc377ca1', '', 'flat crt?\r\n\r\nhere i thought all crt monitors had big backs.'),
(29041, 'b45a2e58b6', '', 'he got in last night he is an amazing player. and seemed like a good person on TS, however a bit quiet.'),
(29051, '61334b961c', 'MattMan on his spare time', 'http://www.fugly.com/videos/2185/titanicpimp.html\r\n\r\n 8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(29061, '7bae3a4335', '', ':-x  Welcome aboard 0skills! First time I saw ya on dFb server, it reminded me of the kick-ass times from the old days :D  :-x'),
(29071, 'a09e408f18', '', 'Bizounce is  a top 5 player in UT that I know of!'),
(29081, 'b811b331c2', '', 'yes it is  a big backed CRT but as far as I know, there are curved and Flat CRTs'),
(29091, 'e588f37477', '', 'Well how come he does not have dFb in front of his name then???'),
(29101, '755538d3b7', '', 'well he needs to apply he would get a yes vote from me if he does.'),
(29111, '4b12a20ff4', 'WinXP, Intel, USB... M$... need to vent/share a little', 'http://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/Z_OptimusPrime/Koutech_RCM620.txt\r\n\r\nI''m keeping track of this problem for my own good/purposes... might come on handy someday.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.experts-exchange.com/Hardware/Q_20790258.html?qid=20790258#9715037\r\n\r\nIf you have never experienced ANY of the problems listed in that thread then it is my humble opinion that you don''t really use your computer properly :P  I''ve had brushes with most of the issues being cried about in there but nothing so serious that _forced_ me to do a clean re-install of XP... and yet the specific problem I had today isn''t detailed in there - which is basically summed up by this:  Insert Memory card = machine reset.  Not. Cool. At. All.\r\n\r\nI think that once I''d reached the stuff about Intel 845 chipsets from Nero tech support I reached a breaking point.  That 845 chipset was probably also what caused a DVD burner I had in OptimusPrime to only make coasters out of blank CDs.  It burned DVDs just fine.  I even did a clean format and re-install trying to fix that problem before buying a new burner!  The new burner has yet to fail... 2 weeks and counting at least.\r\n\r\nsarcasm\r\nWindows Vista: it''s going to be more of what you''ve come to love about XP!\r\n/sarcasm'),
(29121, 'a23d3580c0', '', 'And now we know what you do with YOUR Spare Time!\r\n\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(29131, '0b8ef4ef79', '', 'no actually my mom found it....... on her spare time'),
(29141, '68b8d302c2', '', 'yeah i will y do you want me on so much'),
(29211, '8de4ff1fe4', '', 'because u are part of the clan, every member have at least makes an attempt to get on the server and/or ts, wats the point in relly bein in the clan if ur not gonna do tht??'),
(29171, 'f4a87d84f4', '1on1 towers', 'Why did bloodshot make the best map ever then destroy his pc'),
(29181, '9619a30442', '', 'i dont no..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................'),
(29191, '28fcf3fbc9', 'Bloodshot VS all 3 teams of {dFb}', 'yo i was thinking and i thought i want to kick all your asses at once, Lol so BRING IT ON!!'),
(29201, 'ca5c459e45', 'testing..', '[img:ca5c459e45]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/untitled.jpg[/img:ca5c459e45]\r\n[img:ca5c459e45]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/supersniperevilone.jpg[/img:ca5c459e45]\r\n[img:ca5c459e45]http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m223/ZeroPressure/355bgBlack.jpg[/img:ca5c459e45]'),
(29221, '4453296434', '', 'ok....., u mean all 2 teams considering as team 3 is full of people u never come around and do anything'),
(29231, '23146dcf7b', '', 'its a good thing ur not our sig maker cause u suck'),
(29241, '5a4a63c735', '', 'cause hes a noob'),
(29251, 'e271aa19d4', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]no actually my mom found it....... on her spare time[/quote]\r\n\r\nWe all know you did the video recording.\r\nMatt told us that was a body double for him, not a good resemblance if you ask me.. Matt lip syncs better thean that, and thinner, but the looks are close. :lol: \r\nMatt said he didnt want to do it so you got your brother in the video instead.\r\nr was Matt being nice and it was actually you in the video? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(29261, '1eb697f4ab', '', 'k well 1st of all my brother is only 8 so i highly doubt its him, and plus yesterday matt told me he recorded mike doin it, i just thought it was matt, but u can certainly tell the resemblance in the voice'),
(29271, '9605640e2a', '', 'fine but i get to use necro!!!!!!!!!'),
(29281, '476ddeab17', '', 'wow ur a dumbass (dilan)'),
(29291, '4c17383118', '', 'Yeah you n00b, its a job job your not a bloke or you;d get nuted'),
(29301, 'db4c84ac95', '', 'how am i dumbass, just stating the obvious'),
(29311, '6ada1fa71e', '', 'ok not tht it matters'),
(29321, '9b41eba958', '', 'What the obvious your not a bloke'),
(29331, '76537498c8', '', 'i was stating the obvious tht u are a nood, noob'),
(29341, '27f83d7128', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]i was stating the obvious tht u are a nood, noob[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat the fuck is a nood ?????????????????????'),
(29351, '9d52f3203c', '', 'LMMFAO\r\nthat was gay\r\nand funny as shit'),
(29361, 'a6cad5d9c7', '2k7 vehicles', 'http://www.pcgamer.com/archives/2006/11/112706_-_unreal.html'),
(29371, '848a005dbb', '', '[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv18] Client have made an illegal ufunction call\r\n[UTDCv18] Player name......: bobbie\r\n[UTDCv18] Player IP........: 24.119.247.148:3163\r\n[UTDCv18] Client UT version: v.4.36\r\n[UTDCv18] Client OS........: Windows98\r\n[UTDCv18] Function called..: DrawActor\r\n[UTDCv18] Function caller..: Class dbsectr.dbsectr,Function dbsectr.dbsectr.elfWallHack\r\n[UTDCv18] Date/Time........: 01-12-2006 / 18:51:34\r\n[UTDCv18] +---------------------------------------------------+'),
(29381, 'e76ada3c42', '', 'You'),
(29441, '17e0171001', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]because u are part of the clan, every member have at least makes an attempt to get on the server and/or ts, wats the point in relly bein in the clan if ur not gonna do tht??[/quote]\r\n\r\nYa what he said! :P'),
(29451, '112b80df77', '', 'hahha you chav (dilan)'),
(29461, 'aa2e6519ee', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]because u are part of the clan, every member have at least makes an attempt to get on the server and/or ts, wats the point in relly bein in the clan if ur not gonna do tht??[/quote]\r\n\r\nYa what he said! :P[/quote]\r\ni think bloodshots always on, the only time i saw dilan on he wasnt even talking'),
(29471, '8a14cb5abc', '', 'Makes all the differnce ahha'),
(29481, '24b33265b8', '', 'WHERE THE FUCK DID MY POST GO ABOUT THIS DICK HOLE CUM SUCKIN BIZ OUNCE GUY !'),
(29431, '4c74da6ec6', '', 'I think you made a big mistake. It isn''t MattMan, it''s FatMan! :P'),
(29411, 'e60a471570', '', 'http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/Scarfaces%20Results.gif'),
(29421, 'e203d33644', '', 'http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/0skillz_PerfRes2.gif\r\n<iframe width="680" height="200" FRAMEBORDER="0" src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/0skillz_PerfRes2.gif">\r\n</iframe>\r\nGot my new card... ATI x850pro... AGP :/ ... 4x AGP :(\r\nhttp://www.newegg.com/product/product.asp?item=N82E16814102606\r\n\r\nInteresting how it affects the graphics scores... gotta get AGP8x mobo or drop over 1G on a core duo PCI-E system to affect the complex mark :cry: \r\n\r\n\r\n*edit*\r\nA minor correction on my x850pro and the complex scores.  Using http://www.techpowerup.com/atitool/ I experimented with some overclocking and WAS able to get my complex score up to around 11.  However the other marks dropped so I''ll stick with the stock clock I think.  Stock fan on the card, AGP 4x.\r\nstock GPU = 500MHz, Stock MEM = 500MHz (1000 DDR)\r\nstable &amp; artifact free overclock GPU = 540MHz, MEM = 640.87\r\nOverclocked scores were 914.9, 153.4, 11.1 and 345.4 for the 3DGM.\r\n\r\nI also read somewhere that F.E.A.R. doesn''t respond much to video card overclocking... which if the game mainly dependant on what you get as Simple and Medium marks in the test I guess I can understand IF and only IF overclocking usually helps the Complex and hurts the others.  Then again it could be the other bottlenecks in my system affecting things... no idea.  YMMV.\r\n\r\nI''ve been getting FPS consistantly above 40 fps in FEAR and I haven''t noticed them go above 70 or so.  1024x768, no shadows, the other settings don''t seem to have much of an impact on my framerate like the shadow settings do.  I don''t know what the framrates were with the 8500 - it was just unplayable.\r\n\r\nNo difference in UT99.'),
(32741, 'ae4a39aeab', '', 'xx'),
(29651, '4dabc55d56', '', ':D'),
(29661, '4bf66a25df', 'F.E.A.R. comments, tweaks, etc', 'http://www.tweakguides.com/FEAR_2.html - tweak guide I haven''t read through yet.\r\n\r\nI''m having a small issue and I think I have to blame it on RAM somehow.  The game will pause/freeze for a second or so every now and then.  It seems to happen only on a few maps.  My ping is usually ridiculously low on the dFb server (like 20 or so) so it shouldn''t be net lag.  I have 5mbit cable and can use any of the defaults from DSL low to T1 w/o problems - I even set the bandwidth manualy to 2048, 5000 and 4096 and saw no difference.\r\n\r\nMy video card is fine now (x850pro) and I haven''t yet figured out how to display the FPS in the game.  I hit the auto config options in F.E.A.R. once I got the new card in and setup and it put alot of the video card settings to maximum.  The computer settings on the other hand are all still set to all minimum by the auto setting.  So like I said, I''m looking to blame RAM or board bandwidth of some kind.  My 1.5GB of RAM runs only at 133 MHz - the only way I can get 266MHz is if I were to have 1GB of RAM due a mobo problem I caused... can only use 2 of 3 slots.\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/Ziggo2/2006-12-01_ATI_x850pro/DDR3_1.jpg\r\n\r\nAt any rate I''m liking F.E.A.R. alot :)  Even if I do suck and get killed because of the damn glitch every now and then.  The more ppl playing the more likely it becomes a problem LOL'),
(29671, '36f8cc5b47', '', 'Good post skillz..\r\n\r\nThis game is starting to grow on me a little, my only really big problem with it is that after a match or 2 at most I start getting motion sickness.. I''m hoping that once I get my new card the play will be smoother and that shit won''t happen no more.'),
(29681, '8d9b53e383', '', 'I only said he insulted me n00b hahha'),
(29691, 'aa5f815103', '', 'NEWEST\r\n\r\n\r\nPHOTOSHOP CS2 \r\n\r\n\r\nFinish  -  12/3/06 - 2:15 pm\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:aa5f815103]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/ccbcopy.jpg[/img:aa5f815103]'),
(29701, 'b79ee3b706', '', 'i said you where a dumbass cause you dont do that say someones work is crappy and hey just look at your sig thier ,,!,,(^_^),,!,,'),
(29711, 'cd726d6313', '', 'lol silly monkey'),
(29491, '671a88bad3', '', 'Here yah go bloodshot\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:671a88bad3]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Bloodshot.jpg[/img:671a88bad3]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nwhat do you think?'),
(29501, '295fc198ef', '', 'Newest\r\n\r\nPhotoshop CS2 \r\n\r\nFinished 12/2/06  -  12:42 pm\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:295fc198ef]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Bloodshot.jpg[/img:295fc198ef]'),
(29511, '27e13e07fa', '', 'Lets go bitches'),
(29521, 'dd96b6c87f', '', 'http://uk.media.pc.ign.com/media/746/746632/imgs_1.html'),
(29531, '146bbd4448', '', 'MY SHIT SUCKS'),
(29541, 'b0b0833ab4', '', '[quote=&quot;Scarface&quot;]MY SHIT SUCKS[/quote]\r\n\r\nSo do you so don''t worry about it. :lol:'),
(29551, 'cb01e8bca0', '', 'Not bad but maybe you could make his name look like it''s bleeding. :P'),
(29561, 'a1504ae494', '', '[quote=&quot;Scarface&quot;]WHERE THE FUCK DID MY POST GO ABOUT THIS DICK HOLE CUM SUCKIN BIZ OUNCE GUY ![/quote]\r\n\r\nI deleted it and I will continue to delete your posts if you want to be such an asshole.  Alot of people read these posts. If you are joking, say you are joking. If you are not, then clean up your posts.  This guy asked a question and you insulted him beyond being funny.  It can make our clan look bad because people don''t realise that you have a big mouth and a little brain and that your comments don''t reflect what most of the {dFb} clan feel. Have some tact and then I will have some with you and your posts.  wack'),
(29571, '866274cabb', '', 'biz insulted me!'),
(29581, '07d2427fb3', '', '[quote=&quot;Necro&quot;]biz insulted me![/quote]\r\n\r\nIs that first time someone insulted you?\r\nIf not, don''t worry about it.'),
(29591, '31bd404bcc', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Myself Dr.Z , GT64 AKA Rust8IT and Mike were playing him last night. He seems to be really cool and he even came on teamspeak. \r\n Give him a break unril other reasons Might be given.\r\nAnd before some of you bitch about him in the game HE is a good player and good with the translocater. So no WHining woosies :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nScarFace did you even read MY FUCKING POST AT ALL? Or anyone elses for that matter?\r\nCalm down and read every post before you blow your top.\r\nAND you have been called worse things than a peanut gallery.\r\nLike Matts personal Cock Hole.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(29601, '0615b7cafa', '', 'nice work Majer except your missing the Hole in his head  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(29611, '4a66ea63b1', '', 'Knew i was forgetting somthing lol\r\nThanks'),
(29621, '74869fe803', 'PAINTBALL HEADSHOT', 'http://poststuff5.entensity.net/120106/headshot.wmv'),
(29631, '3c2d50993e', '[PSI]HELLSPENT', 'WAs up Dudes, I recently blinked and got my head taken off. I said to myself ''Who was that bad MOFO&quot;   :lol:  It lead me here to this sweet @*$ Website   Im A Sniper from Michigan that can''t wait for 2K7.  If ever you guys want to plan some type of event like a Rumble, JailBreak, Etc, just let me know ''LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR&quot; love that song.  and we''ll get it going Havok style.   :D  :twisted:  :-x  :D    thanks[size=18:3c2d50993e][/size:3c2d50993e]'),
(29641, 'ce1a744088', '', 'Was up Bros.   Sunday is about to come and go and it might be to hard to set a Match up. If you guys want to get this going.(We want it Bad) then how about we Host the first 1 Friday the 8th or on the 15th   If you guys like to try the first Smackdown, just give time and date  We''ll set it up. PM me or BlackRose here or at are Challenge Forum  Thanks:  [PSI]HELLSPENT'),
(29811, 'df10e5e1c8', 'TEST', 'courtesy of MajerPayne-- thx again MP'),
(29821, '83f1d9deaa', '', 'Well he shouldnt of came in here with an attitude but you know whatever its not like my opinions count any wayz , just tired of dealing with people that think there better then some one else just because of the fact that there good at a game. but you know ill just back off and let it go i dont feel like pissin anyone off.'),
(29831, 'a2161aa677', '', 'good thinkin cheesedick'),
(29841, '3dcc9ffba9', '', 'http://poststuff5.entensity.net/120106/media.php?media=headshot.wmv'),
(29861, 'b64693b5e3', '', 'LOL'),
(29871, '17d24a12bb', '', 'OMG....\r\nthat was sooooo funnny\r\nthanks 0skillz,MajerPayne....\r\nWOW....sooooo funny'),
(29881, '7434554d40', '', 'welcom to our home...\r\nhave fun...\r\nc ya soon'),
(29891, 'a2076a099d', '', 'LOL....good one MajerPayne'),
(29901, '46f7049ead', '', 'hehehe funny ...\r\neven Matt got laid more than once...'),
(29911, '9bce44daf8', '', 'i guess...Majer is using 5cent...right Mike...LOL'),
(29921, '71c429262f', '', 'LOL....smart dude.... :)'),
(29931, 'f7c8cdd018', '', 'that was sooooo fucking fatugly...YAKKKK'),
(29941, '46467cd47c', '', 'arrrrr.....ONE BIG SHIT HEAD....'),
(29951, '8d7636dbb8', '', 'there is FLAT crt...\r\nthnks for the ofer nuc but i prefer my LCD'),
(29961, '53d7db5309', '', 'WTF necro.....\r\nyou ask licker....if you ever scrue again with my pic i''ll come over and kick your ass\r\nso bad that no GAY dude gonna lick it again'),
(29971, '0baa518d34', '', 'nice job Majer'),
(29981, '7649744a43', '', 'let the games begin'),
(29991, '92a5fef7cf', '', 'LOL katana...good one'),
(30001, 'fbc4a8d5f1', '', 'nice job with 0skillz sig majer....'),
(30011, '532a6900f1', '', 'NOW that I can see it...Thats funny as hell :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: \r\nThat kid got rocked. hahahahahahahaha'),
(30021, '32f6742365', '', 'You didnt hear about this 10 months ago?'),
(30031, '772701522c', '', 'roflcopter'),
(30041, '1d92a51597', '', 'nice, using that border alot now, sometimes it looks better with a more subtle one, but most youve made look better with it.......just thought id say......but niice job\r\n\r\nim starting to cry at night, it''s been like 2 or 3 weeks now that i haven''t got to use photoshop.'),
(30051, 'c5c6e53eeb', '', 'dude, mark u wouldnt even beet me in a 1v½'),
(30061, '2b2aeaf198', '', 'lol he got pwned like the noob he is!! lol'),
(30071, 'aa40205b70', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]good thinkin cheesedick[/quote]LMFAO funny shit dillan :D  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(30081, 'be57cab1a7', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Thats a good one but the one for Click is your best work yet! :P[/quote]ty greenie\r\nAnd i aggree lol  :D  :P'),
(30091, 'ff0cb00f2e', '', 'LMFAO @ ryan crying lol\r\n\r\nYaht thanks ryan and sauron \r\n\r\nGlad yah like it there dillan personally its one of my favs that ive made :D\r\n\r\nAnd as for your suggestion there ryan thanks i kno what you mean , i have tryd it before and just dont like the outcome as much as i do with the borders ive been makin. But once again thanks for the suggestion i WILL use it ONE day lol'),
(30101, '152699d99f', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]dont hear me critize ur work brandon so shut ur face[/quote]Good point\r\n\r\nI think this whole thread in the first place was just out of humor\r\nAnd i think dillans post was just goin along with it\r\n\r\nDont critize his work though brandon when he has nothin but nice things to say about yours , i give him props for trying , and remember at one point not to long ago you were makin shit uglier than dillans old sig\r\nAnd yes so was i \r\nI kno this'),
(30111, 'd3fc35ba72', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]nice job with 0skillz sig majer....[/quote]Thanks once again mr.sauron  :D  :D'),
(31011, '0bf58e9d24', 'Can somebody help me?', 'Hello. I''m a new user on Unreal Tournament 99 and pretty much an new person to this site... I came across it by map searching, it said i needed to regester and you guys seemed a legit site... I played a random game once in a sniping match and i saw one of your guys, he sniped me like 3 times in 2 seconds its literally unreal how good he was. I can''t remember His/Her name but if your reading this and if you can remember, my name was [SB]~Khan\r\nAnyway...\r\nConsidering im a new player i was wondering if one of you guys could show me a few things, give me a little training or head me up a few tips because i completly suck and bots just dont equal up on sniping matches &gt;.&lt;\r\n\r\nThanks in advance and I appreciate any responce i get, even abuse  :D \r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(30161, 'ab28740326', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]WTF necro.....\r\nyou ask licker....if you ever scrue again with my pic i''ll come over and kick your ass\r\nso bad that no GAY dude gonna lick it again[/quote]\r\n\r\nexcept for matt, and thx for the support MP :D'),
(31921, '72f49c8a03', '', 'still wont work, how do i dump the cache and purge the stuff?'),
(31931, '14adc7715c', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]you should[/quote]\r\n\r\nLMAO'),
(30191, 'ddc35228c9', 'Game Consols', 'Just made these feel free to add ur own\r\nPSP:\r\n[img:ddc35228c9]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/pspsig.png[/img:ddc35228c9]\r\nNintendo DS:\r\n[img:ddc35228c9]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/DSsig.png[/img:ddc35228c9]\r\nPlay Station 3:\r\n[img:ddc35228c9]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/PS3Sig.png[/img:ddc35228c9]\r\nNintendo Wii:\r\n[img:ddc35228c9]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/WiiSig.png[/img:ddc35228c9]'),
(30201, '64724c67bd', '', 'I know and i dont think that necro is trying to be humourus he is actually trying and dillan said that so... and i know i started off with the shitiest stuff :/ i started off with PAINT LMFAO'),
(30211, '7fdff716ac', 'i''m baaaaaaack', 'well sorta..i''m on dialup, so I can''t really play..and I''m borrowing a firend''s PC (until i get ram for mine)..but for christmas I''ll be getting ram and cable internet (if i get enough money to pay a few months ahead)..either way I''ll be participating in the forums...If anyone ever wants to get a hold of me, I''m usually in #roms on [url=irc://eu.undernet.org:6667/roms]Undernet[/url]. My MSN buddy list got erased, so the only time I get on there is to talk to matt or eric-no matter what, I''m usually idling in #roms. I''m DL''ing UT as I am typing this, and it''s 55% complete. when it''s finished, I''ll be back to making mods at least...just gonna take some effort from you guys as far as server-side testing...it''s hard to emulate a server on the same machine as the client...\r\nso anyway...any ideas, suggestions, improvements on previous mods...just ask and I''ll do my best to git-r-done...\r\n\r\nl8er,\r\np455'),
(30221, '8e12a559dc', '', 'My husband (Poorman) bought me a new computer for Christmas.  I got it early.  Yeah!!!  Jealous aren''t you?  lol!!  \r\n\r\nDell XPS 410\r\nIntel Pentium D 2.8 ghz(dual core)\r\n2 gb ddr2 ram\r\nNvidia 6800gs 256mb pci-express\r\n\r\nSo here''s my new scores:\r\nhttp://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3485/perfres2hg4.gif'),
(30231, '8f61fa99e7', '', 'Welcome back! sucks that ur on dial-up tho my friend has it an if seen how crappy it is. Alot of kids at my school are surprised that i have cable internet cause they cant even GET internet'),
(30241, '8640bed7df', '', '[quote=&quot;demonkiller&quot;]My husband (Poorman) bought me a new computer for Christmas.  I got it early.  Yeah!!!  Jealous aren''t you?  lol!!  \r\n\r\nDell XPS 410\r\nIntel Pentium D 2.8 ghz(dual core)\r\n2 gb ddr2 ram\r\nNvidia 6800gs 256mb pci-express\r\n\r\nSo here''s my new scores:\r\nhttp://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3485/perfres2hg4.gif[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nThat was nice of Poorman......nice increase Demon! Now maybe you can kill me, huh? :lol:'),
(30251, 'fe6930b0a7', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Good post skillz..\r\n\r\nThis game is starting to grow on me a little, my only really big problem with it is that after a match or 2 at most I start getting motion sickness.. I''m hoping that once I get my new card the play will be smoother and that shit won''t happen no more.[/quote]\r\n\r\nAn his damn fingers start hurting! Damn dude, just pull your panties up and play!'),
(30261, 'ee8df96957', '', 'Damn 0, dont you think it is about time to clean your fan and maybe your PC??'),
(30291, '059cbc89b0', '', 'nice, i love the ds one, ive seen some great tech stuff like that from u, do u use a brush set, or just lines?'),
(30301, 'a826ad879e', '', 'Nice work brandon the wii blends in just a little to much if you ask me its hard to see still nice though keep it up :D'),
(30311, 'ee882892b2', '', 'Yah and maybe she will stop killin me so much :roll: :lol:\r\n\r\nNice though how good does that dual core run demon?'),
(30321, '44105fe5fc', '', 'Yah glad to see you back word\r\n(now we just have to work on gettin cali and rabbit back lol)\r\nGood luck with getting a better comp\r\nAnd what kind of ram do you need cuz i got 4 samsung things of ram\r\nAnd if it fits your comp i sure we could work somthin out :D lol'),
(30331, '44c275f3d9', '', 'yo man glad your back man.\r\n\r\nif your serious about modding how about fixing it so we are under {dFb}  spawn protection instead of *BS* spawn protection.'),
(30341, '7510fd5aa4', '', '[quote=&quot;SatanClause&quot;]nice, i love the ds one, ive seen some great tech stuff like that from u, do u use a brush set, or just lines?[/quote]\r\nI use lines and brush sets'),
(30281, '5e1be994b1', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]Damn 0, dont you think it is about time to clean your fan and maybe your PC??[/quote]\r\n\r\nHe''s collecting dust bunnys as pets!'),
(30351, 'e948374a18', '', 'here is the Razr its not a game conslole but i liked it...\r\n[img:e948374a18]http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o281/dFbEvilOne911/Razrsig.png[/img:e948374a18]'),
(30361, '783a36511c', '', 'Congrats Demon! Wow nice score and that even tweaked yet, just wait till that machine gets tweaked, were in trouble. Demon will be kicking everyones asses.'),
(30371, 'f044649d64', '', 'Bring it on Demon. Bring it on! :P'),
(30381, '082b5f3ff4', '', 'What''s the freaking point to this crap?  Good work but why? :P'),
(30391, '5abab23a31', '', 'Hey Word.  Good to see you. :P'),
(31941, '2d0d189830', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]you should[/quote]Why cuz you put your dicks into eachother?\r\nAnd swap cum?'),
(30421, 'e549e5f492', '', 'Nice work Majer. :P'),
(30431, '19e80f0f99', '', 'That''s freaking funny!  Why would the kid think to move out in the open like that? :P'),
(30461, 'efb1086b3c', '', 'to practice and get better, and once u start getting good with photoshop, you will make a sig out of almost anything just for an excuse to make one'),
(31901, '94b864a8da', '', 'You''re an awsome bunch of people. Il absolutly get a few more of my friends to join up here and so on =)\r\n\r\nCongratulations for hitting that number by the way, thats a lot of people xD'),
(30991, 'aa5fef80c8', '', 'i have seen guys do paintball at a local park before and they go all out full riot like gear and crap. they said the pain balls sting like hell if they dont. i dont remember what fps they said their guns shoot but i believe it was faster than yours katana'),
(31001, '803e69843c', 'for password only', 'hey dude everyone has their problems it''s not right for me to say that about you ...yet a person who i don''t even know .... ive just had a really bad day u know a day where nothing really goes right at all ...the rear end blew out in my truck ..yup the spider gears shot right through the pumpkin that will be fun to replace....  well anyways i come on ts and .U.T.   just to get away from whats happening and hide.....and for some reson what happend set me off....and im sorry i beleive we began on the wrong foot and i like u dude and i hope we can be friends ........and mikey you just missunderstood what i was doing.......... :-x'),
(30491, 'fceb9e7d98', 'guess what yup another sig image', 'testing.'),
(30501, 'bbdf39d643', '', 'damnit brandon the png image dont show up man\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://AnimeRealmZ.org/Sigs'),
(30511, '749c552568', 'New Diet', 'I have a dog &amp; I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.\r\nA woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn''t because I''d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I''d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.\r\nI told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry &amp; that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.\r\n\r\nI have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.\r\n\r\nHorrified, she asked if I''d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I''d been sitting in the street licking my testicles and a car hit me.\r\n\r\nI thought one guy was going to have a heart attack as he staggered out the door laughing loudly.'),
(30521, '5a0526f890', 'Blonde Joke', 'A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, &quot;I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.&quot;'),
(30541, '5fb2c8cc67', '', 'Thats a Mike A move...lmfao'),
(30551, '008565b070', 'Pics of my pc', 'none of these are of what it looks like right now..i''ll get around to takin some more...oh and i included one of my NES with blue led...oooooooooooo blue leds XD\r\n\r\n[URL=http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00017ul3.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4593/dsc00017ul3.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00076vc3.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1105/dsc00076vc3.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00077ja0.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/279/dsc00077ja0.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00082bp3.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6355/dsc00082bp3.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00083ej6.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/7017/dsc00083ej6.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00143yx4.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3367/dsc00143yx4.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00146xk8.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/4289/dsc00146xk8.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00233hk7.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/983/dsc00233hk7.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00237yz7.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8465/dsc00237yz7.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00238nf3.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8854/dsc00238nf3.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img183.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00249ig9.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8116/dsc00249ig9.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img179.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00236vk4.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6272/dsc00236vk4.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00243tm3.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7799/dsc00243tm3.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL] [URL=http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00154zq2.jpg][img:008565b070]http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/6985/dsc00154zq2.th.jpg[/img:008565b070][/URL]'),
(30561, '1229d89467', '', 'NO'),
(30571, 'e62fadf0cb', '', 'Lol'),
(30611, '0639fe254c', '', 'hmmmm no definatly see bloodshot on more,. ahha'),
(30621, 'f17819e911', '', 'I think the brown jumper guy should be quite glad i picked him to restyle him. Me and Bloodshot took time to show you how to dress from our own time.. And paint is the best way to make sigs, blood uses it and he makes the best sigs around!'),
(30631, '49dfaaeafd', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]That''s freaking funny!  Why would the kid think to move out in the open like that? :P[/quote]I have no clue but its funny as shit lol\r\nI play paintball at a paintball field close to were i live and your gun has to be 160 fps (feet per second) or under. And even at that speed it dosnt crack your neck that what happend to that kid\r\nWhoever shot him has one bad ass gun and it was cranked up! I say in my opinion that , that guys gun was 350 fps or over cuz that kid got LAID OUT and FUCKED UP!!'),
(30641, 'dc22ea613e', '', '[quote=&quot;jimmyz&quot;]Thats a Mike A move...lmfao[/quote] :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: \r\n\r\nLMFAO .........AGGREED!!! \r\n\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(30651, 'af797f2e9c', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O \r\nDAMN PASSWORD FUCKIN SAAWWEEEEEEEEETTTT I LIKE  :D  :D \r\n\r\nLOL i like the car ciggarette lighter on the front lol is that the power switch or does that actually work? LOL'),
(30971, '0f7b569210', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]That''s freaking funny!  Why would the kid think to move out in the open like that? :P[/quote]I have no clue but its funny as shit lol\r\nI play paintball at a paintball field close to were i live and your gun has to be 160 fps (feet per second) or under. And even at that speed it dosnt crack your neck that what happend to that kid\r\nWhoever shot him has one bad ass gun and it was cranked up! I say in my opinion that , that guys gun was 350 fps or over cuz that kid got LAID OUT and FUCKED UP!![/quote]\r\n\r\nWhen I played our guns shot at 300FPS and it didnt jar you like that ...That kid just got startled and made himself go down. Seen it before and it was funny then like it is now...hehehehe \r\n\r\nWhat woosie field you play at Majer 160? That sucks ass, even tournys are 300FPS \r\n\r\nMy modified E99 can safly shoot to 425FPS at 11balls a second. YEA BABY \r\n\r\nA partially frozen ball might make him jolt like that though.'),
(30671, 'f49e3ebb8a', '', '[quote=&quot;SatanClause&quot;]to practice and get better, and once u start getting good with photoshop, you will make a sig out of almost anything just for an excuse to make one[/quote]EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!! DITTO!!'),
(64613, 'eb5b51ff83', '', 'very interesting ...........About damn time ...there are some really good mappers out there that deserve so official crred for their work .'),
(64614, 'e33cb806d8', '', 'cool beans brother .....'),
(64615, 'ddeae498e9', '', 'What you didn''t like all the Canadian puns i there ! Provoking stuff i know .....so come get in the game brother .... we miss you .'),
(64616, 'efd420d495', 'New Christmas Map For JailBreak: JB-!!!{dFb}-X-Mas-2012', 'This is a Christmas themed JB map, It''s based off the original CTF face and JB map but it''s been completely changed and it''s geared more towards sniping. About the only thing that is original to the map is the sky box but with everything removed but the moon. So instead of two buildings facing each other it''s two x-mas trees. The Arena should prove to be fun as I''ve added a snowball gun to it and that''s the only weapon you spawn into the arena with so you have to use it, thanks to eMac, I would also like to thank Postie, and Pipe for the help. I tried to take my time with this map and feel it''s way better than the DM X-Mas map I recently put out. I hope anyone who plays JB will like the map. \r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\n\r\n<center>\r\nJB-!!!{dFb}-X-Mas-2012\r\n\r\n<p> <a href="http://download.dfbgaming.com/stuff/Maps/JB-!!!{dFb}-X-Mas-2012.zip">Click here to download now!</a> </center>\r\n\r\n<br><br>\r\n\r\n<center><img src="http://www.dfbgaming.com/images/xscreenshot.png" alt="New dFb JailBreak map by Mattman">'),
(30691, 'd8da7fe499', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Nice work Majer. :P[/quote]THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN GREENIE  :D  MEANS ALOT'),
(30701, '1ee0e4037b', '', 'You mean this one?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:1ee0e4037b]http://animerealmz.org/Sigs/mikeangru.png[/img:1ee0e4037b]  ???'),
(30961, '4a2326e6fe', '', 'good advice ShapeShifter\r\n\r\none other thing to try is a registry cleaner and defrager. if you have never run one befor it can find and remove hundreds of invalid registry keys that can help slow your whole system down and cause many weird software problems.'),
(30721, '6e1532d5d6', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]8O  8O  8O  8O \r\nDAMN PASSWORD FUCKIN SAAWWEEEEEEEEETTTT I LIKE  :D  :D \r\n\r\nLOL i like the car ciggarette lighter on the front lol is that the power switch or does that actually work? LOL[/quote]\r\n\r\nYes the lighter works...everything you see is 100% functional..however, I made the lighter for a friend''s pc, it''s not in mine anymore...besides, I got a live 5/12v source on the front if I really need to hook one up again....'),
(30731, 'bf98362095', '', 'im on every day besides wen im at my dads and i have only seed bloodshot 1ce, and he couldn''t even get his mic workin properly'),
(30741, '5d3278a925', '', 'ok thats odd as fuck it dont show in the sig and yes i put it in the right spot damnit.'),
(30751, 'fd27a3a2b1', '', 'Smoking will stunt your growth. :lol:'),
(30761, '4c2731a70c', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Nice work Majer. :P[/quote]THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN GREENIE  :D  MEANS ALOT[/quote]\r\n\r\nDon''t know why.  Have you seen some of the crap that I have said nice work about?  Of course you have you made most of it.  LOL Just kidding homo. :P'),
(30771, 'ccccb4ac21', '', '[quote=&quot;SatanClause&quot;]to practice and get better, and once u start getting good with photoshop, you will make a sig out of almost anything just for an excuse to make one[/quote]\r\n\r\nThats fine but why post it here.  Sigs I understand but this is just a spam post if you ask me. :roll:'),
(30781, 'ee52fe6446', '', 'Better him than me that''s for sure. :P'),
(30801, 'c65a3cb145', '', 'I guess she didn''t have to give the breathalizer test this time. :wink:'),
(30811, '9ef2f2d8ea', '', 'Why? This is the GRAPHICS SOWCASE and i am showing them off :/'),
(30821, 'da396a3a2a', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Nice work Majer. :P[/quote]THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN GREENIE  :D  MEANS ALOT[/quote]\r\n\r\nDon''t know why.  Have you seen some of the crap that I have said nice work about?  Of course you have you made most of it.  LOL Just kidding homo. :P[/quote] 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLOL good one you had me there for a min lol  :D  :D'),
(30831, '9263fcea87', '', 'dunno...'),
(30841, '31517c4f4f', '', 'HI again, When ever you want to take on the Big Dogs. Bring it on,   just let us know.  ''Click Click Boom :-x &quot; that would be a cool Sniper Song  :lol:[b:31517c4f4f][/b:31517c4f4f]'),
(30851, '4d1819bfcb', '', 'im good for dec8, but has to be before 7:30 EST'),
(30861, '10c3dabde0', '', 'Jimmy and I,  are starting to set things up now.  If you like a friday how about the 15th at 7:oopm either Server    would be Awesome.    that gives both CLans a chance to round uo the Guys. We''ll play by Ear and have a Friendly Kick @#% Allied Rumble.'),
(30871, '972268369a', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]Damn 0, dont you think it is about time to clean your fan and maybe your PC??[/quote]\r\nheh... I finally figured out a practical use for those LED fans - can''t see the light, time to clean the fan.  I hadn''t looked at that fan since the day I put the thing together... goin on about 4 years or so LOL\r\n\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/Ziggo2/2006-12-01_ATI_x850pro/OMG_3.jpg you meant this one right?  :twisted:\r\nhttp://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/Ziggo2/2006-12-01_ATI_x850pro/ATI_546pm.jpg - all clean in the end.'),
(30881, 'a3fcb714bf', '', 'im away tht weekend, thts y i said this friday, but if i can''t make it then i can''t make it.'),
(30891, '459aa119c2', 'YAY,  More computer problems!!!!!!!!!', 'but this time its my friends comp\r\n\r\nI tried to do a few things to his comp to make it run faster, first thing i did was dl firefox.....it worked for about an hour then suddenly wouldn''t open, also, he has a few games that when clicked on dont open, and he cant delete them.............'),
(30931, '9e85844be3', 'Computer Problem Du Jour', 'Here''s my usual take on fixing those pesky performance problems:\r\n(Now don''t tell me I''m being simple-minded cos you''ve done these things already, someone else might find it useful)...\r\n\r\n1.  Antivirus (update and scan)\r\n2.  Firewall (Gotta have one)\r\n3.  http://security.kolla.de - Download spybot search and destroy, scan, immunize, fix all problems.\r\n4.  http://www.lavasoft.com - Download AdAware SE Personal - scan, immunize, fix all problems.\r\n5.  http://www.majorgeeks.com/download3155.html  - Download, install, and work through it \r\n     This one isn''t for the faint of heart, but if 3 and 4 above don''t get the junk out, 5 will.\r\n6.  Dump your cache\r\n7.  Purge your temp directory (c:\\windows\\temp), just kill everything over a day old.\r\n8.  Defragment hard drive\r\n\r\nIf all this doesn''t work, there are other things, but hopefully something like that will get you going.'),
(31021, '81f466c06f', '', 'Kiss and make up girls, we all have those days and we can all relate!!'),
(31031, '374ab8ff02', '', 'YO Click you can get a rear end from the junk yard(If you have one around)\r\nA rear end is easy to replace dont sweet it. Depending where your at it shouldnt be more than $150. I think you have a 12 bolt right? That is a very common rear end.\r\n\r\nNeed help just get a hold of me and Ill give you a step by step if you like.\r\nMaybe an hour and a half job. NO PROBLEM'),
(31041, 'c16dce65f0', '', 'I would be happy to show you around a few maps as i''m sure any of our members would. Hop on our TeamSpeak when you get a chance and I will give you the run down. I''ll even lock down the server if I have to, sometimes people will come in and just shoot the shit out of everyone when we are trying to go over new maps and learn them. Alot of us have been playing for years so when someone new comes on it''s not always easy to keep up but give it a few days and you''ll get the hang of it.\r\n\r\nThanks for stopping by the site I hope you enjoy your stay!'),
(31051, 'ed36474b44', '', 'Hey there first off welcome and thanks for stopping in!\r\nHelping is what we do around here. Not a problem.\r\nDO you have TeamSpeak? If not goto http://www.goteamspeak.com\r\nand download the client version. Hopefully you have a microphone. \r\nit allows you to verbally communicate with others on the teamspeak server. Helps us give instructions better instead of typeing.\r\nLet us know when your normally on UT playing'),
(31061, '5c873d2512', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]i have seen guys do paintball at a local park before and they go all out full riot like gear and crap. they said the pain balls sting like hell if they dont. i dont remember what fps they said their guns shoot but i believe it was faster than yours katana[/quote]\r\n\r\nDoubtful...Most fields regulate there guns cause paintballs can give serious welts and sometimes make you bleed...I had a couple to the neck the bled.'),
(31071, '38d97cadb9', '', 'thanks NOC \r\n\r\nif this was e bay ide give him a good feedback rateing \r\n\r\nit arrived today.'),
(31081, '77e3fa6f67', '', 'Hello again, thank you so much for your offers on helping me, I already appreciate it so much, thank you. Well I live in the UK so il have go go by GMT times for when I can tell you I will be online in UT. I have to go to work at 6 a.m. in the morning, and il probably be back at home by around 3-4ish p.m. After a shower and my dinner I should be playing at around 5 Oclock, I downloaded TS2 and I noted down the Adress to connect to, il stop by whenever you guys got the time :)\r\n\r\nAlso, i''m 18 and i gotta live with parents moaning at me for everything, and my pc is in my living room, so i gotta bare with the TV. Sucks!\r\n\r\nNice avatar MattMan. That got me giggling for a while xD\r\n\r\nKhan.'),
(31091, '1b05fa7feb', '', 'yea for Team Speak you need eather a microphone and speakers or a headset will do.\r\n\r\nwe are more than willing to help you out when ever we see you online \r\n\r\n\r\nwhat time are you on mostley?'),
(31101, '3aa51a95be', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]i have seen guys do paintball at a local park before and they go all out full riot like gear and crap. they said the pain balls sting like hell if they dont. i dont remember what fps they said their guns shoot but i believe it was faster than yours katana[/quote]\r\n\r\nDoubtful...Most fields regulate there guns cause paintballs can give serious welts and sometimes make you bleed...I had a couple to the neck the bled.[/quote]\r\n\r\nit wasnt a PB field it was just a wooded area in a public park.'),
(31111, '08bedd680c', '', 'Mostly around 6-10 p.m. GMT. I have a headset but its one of these ones that hang from 1 ear. I''m sorry with the quality. I have time right now, i have the address copied to my clipboard and TS is loaded, but im kinda shy in meeting new people, yet alone talking to them to introduce myself xD\r\nSilly isnt it... But il bottle it up if anybody has the time and il say hi =)\r\nThank you so much again.\r\n\r\nKhan.'),
(31121, '65f19eaa82', 'Re: for password only', '[quote=&quot;clickclickboom&quot;]hey dude everyone has their problems it''s not right for me to say that about you ...yet a person who i don''t even know .... ive just had a really bad day u know a day where nothing really goes right at all ...the rear end blew out in my truck ..yup the spider gears shot right through the pumpkin that will be fun to replace....  well anyways i come on ts and .U.T.   just to get away from whats happening and hide.....and for some reson what happend set me off....and im sorry i beleive we began on the wrong foot and i like u dude and i hope we can be friends ........and mikey you just missunderstood what i was doing.......... :-x[/quote]\r\n\r\niss all good\r\n-w0rd'),
(31131, 'e73ef447c7', 'clickclickboom', 'yeah it was me........clickclickboom'),
(33161, 'e05cad2f48', '', 'o.k'),
(33171, '5870becf49', '', 'thanks for the new info...\r\ncome to visit again'),
(31151, '27baf38ab7', 'I need help?????', 'i downloaded some voice packs and have no idea where to put them once they are unzipped. or even how to access them to use them during play. i also downloaded teamspeak and do not know how to use it as well. can someone help me?????'),
(31161, 'aed36fd9b6', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]That''s freaking funny!  Why would the kid think to move out in the open like that? :P[/quote]I have no clue but its funny as shit lol\r\nI play paintball at a paintball field close to were i live and your gun has to be 160 fps (feet per second) or under. And even at that speed it dosnt crack your neck that what happend to that kid\r\nWhoever shot him has one bad ass gun and it was cranked up! I say in my opinion that , that guys gun was 350 fps or over cuz that kid got LAID OUT and FUCKED UP!![/quote]\r\n\r\nWhen I played our guns shot at 300FPS and it didnt jar you like that ...That kid just got startled and made himself go down. Seen it before and it was funny then like it is now...hehehehe \r\n\r\nWhat woosie field you play at Majer 160? That sucks ass, even tournys are 300FPS \r\n\r\nMy modified E99 can safly shoot to 425FPS at 11balls a second. YEA BABY \r\n\r\nA partially frozen ball might make him jolt like that though.[/quote]lol that woosie field is the only one within 30 miles of where i live lol\r\nGot no other choice\r\nEverynow and then they would let us crank up our guns and i love me some speedball!!  :D  :D  :D \r\n\r\n\r\nAnd yes a frozen paint sux ass......i kno first hand\r\n\r\nAnd mike your wrong there dude there is no way they are goin fast than 350 fps'),
(31171, 'a3558687d2', 'Re: clickclickboom', '[quote=&quot;clickclickboom&quot;]yeah it was me........clickclickboom[/quote]CLICK CLICK pwns noobs\r\n\r\nNo offense\r\n\r\nHe does it to all noobs lol\r\n\r\njp\r\n\r\nNice to see some1 stoppin in to say hi hope to frag you soon'),
(31191, '387a142f19', 'Re: for password only', '[quote=&quot;clickclickboom&quot;]hey dude everyone has their problems it''s not right for me to say that about you ...yet a person who i don''t even know .... ive just had a really bad day u know a day where nothing really goes right at all ...the rear end blew out in my truck ..yup the spider gears shot right through the pumpkin that will be fun to replace....  well anyways i come on ts and .U.T.   just to get away from whats happening and hide.....and for some reson what happend set me off....and im sorry i beleive we began on the wrong foot and i like u dude and i hope we can be friends ........and mikey you just missunderstood what i was doing.......... :-x[/quote]That takes balls ccb\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow get them out of brandons mouth\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nlol'),
(32331, 'c0bb94593d', '', '28 you missed bloodshot, and congrats, alot of people around and i think 10% are active lol'),
(31211, '2646f75ab8', '', 'No offence taken. I understand why, i mean who wouldnt take that advantage? :P\r\nWell besides us noobs that are in our own little world *sulk*\r\n\r\nMy last post for today, i gotta go bed. I got a 12 hour shift ahed of me, thank god i have weekends off.\r\n\r\nBy the way, just wanted to say that you guys rock, site is awsome... You people are awsome and i most defonatly will enjoy my stay, Yet again another thank you =)\r\n\r\nKhan\r\n\r\np.s. Hope to be fraged soon! ;)');
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(31221, 'f4d911774b', 'sig?', 'Type of Graphic: sig\r\nRender: Pacman (cant get image url)\r\nText on sig: [SxS]Pacman\r\nSize: sig size :P\r\nTheme:ut? \r\nplease :)  :D'),
(31231, 'f122d8ac64', '', 'hey khan, welcome, be glad to help u with anything, hope u can get on ts and UT wen we''re all on 2, hope to frag ya soon, l8r.'),
(31241, 'cc699f3b33', '', 'ya so u can cuminhisface 8O'),
(31251, '32d0d9b31e', '', 'well a lot of us are in the US EST time zone witch is GMT-5 hours.\r\n\r\n\r\ndont worry i used to be shy when i was younger but got over it in time.'),
(31261, '6806a33d4a', '', 'I gotcha covered pacman :D'),
(31271, 'ddd6510c0b', '', 'Welcome to our home.  We are always willing to help people learn the game.  It sounds like the weekend is going to be the time for you to come join our server.  See you then. :P'),
(31281, 'ec910490de', '', 'Glad to hear that there are no hard feelings. :P'),
(33131, '40fc810167', '', 'nice job MP'),
(33141, '4130a653b7', '', 'i''m working on new sig.....'),
(33151, '99b060ae98', '', 'i hopw that all is o.k now emo...\r\ni wish the best for your mom\r\nc ya soon'),
(31311, 'd748f1335c', '', 'Don''t pay attention to posts that are replying to your request for a match unless it is from Jimmyz.  He is our match guy.   :P'),
(31321, 'fc061ce402', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Why? This is the GRAPHICS SOWCASE and i am showing them off :/[/quote]\r\n\r\nAgain......... Why? What point are they?  You are never going to use them for anything. :P'),
(31331, '7fb7aebfb5', '', 'dont matter cause i dont like 2k4'),
(33111, '22e6d8539f', '', 'y aknow i rarley use speakers but i might on my gameing pc im gunna build'),
(33121, '0435be79c4', '', 'good luck with the computer dude'),
(31891, '18a4d87f2f', 'MOVIN ON UP!!!!!!!!!!!!', '[size=24:18a4d87f2f][color=blue:18a4d87f2f][b:18a4d87f2f]1300 members !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOO HOOO WE''VE COME A LONG WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color:18a4d87f2f][/size:18a4d87f2f][/b:18a4d87f2f]'),
(31881, '24cb54bae6', '', 'SATISFACTORY?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:24cb54bae6]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/pacman2.jpg[/img:24cb54bae6]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n  [code:1:24cb54bae6]http&#58;//i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/pacman2.jpg[/code:1:24cb54bae6]'),
(31871, 'd08710d901', '', 'yes excactley'),
(31861, '9cf8baa0ee', '', 'because he has nothing else to do at the time or gets board and its just practice.... remember practice makes perfect!'),
(31851, '15ee4daba3', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;][quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]Another paintball to the neck bleeder here... had a scar for about 2 years that looked like a hickey.  I think they were setting the guns at 600 fps or so - don''t recall exactly.  Someplace near wayne county in Ohio... years ago.[/quote]\r\n\r\nHave to argue about the FPS theres no way that a paintball marker can propel a ball that fast. Fastest ive seen is 480 mine was 425. And thats 480 without breaking the balss in the gun.Chronograph proved that. I''ve seen Angels Auto cockers and many others that dont really compare to these two. Unless modified by someone else and sold has say maybe a Bob Long Auto Cocker. Which was the gun that shot 480 FPS. THankfully we regulated our field to 300FPS. even at that speed it stings and causes welts and bleeding if hit in a tender area or the same spot more than once in some cases. My Neck for one....lol\r\n\r\nIt doesnt take a very fast ball to make you bleed. We had a kid Justin who wanted to play terminater a game we play on our field. He got shot about 66 times so his wounds showed. hehehe  about 30? or so of them were bleeding or red as hell. He was in definate pain and I also made the mistake of playing that game. I got fucked up but won YEA[/quote]\r\nAGGREED\r\n\r\nThere is no way on god green earth in hell that some1''s gun is goin 600 fps !!'),
(31821, '442d3a92d9', '', 'man i just feel the love here.'),
(31831, 'a314fe8969', '', 'you should'),
(31841, 'b9b73620bf', '', '[quote=&quot;PacMan&quot;]its to show how good hes gettin with his stuff :D so leave em alone  &gt;:][/quote]\r\n\r\nI understand that but my point is, that maybe he should just make sigs for himself or other people. That way, there may be a chance of them being used.  These ones are pointless.  He does good work why waste the time on a pointless piece of work? :P'),
(31801, 'c225ea2c36', '', 'Told you i was noob. Thank you so so much you guys rock, allthough i never spoke much you guys was making me laugh all the time, you rock!\r\nMaybe we can do something else sometime, pwn me a bit more. I''l do what i said and download a few of your maps now so its easier on redirecting.\r\n-Fave map has to be  Deemer Hell, or something like that =)-\r\n\r\nKhan.'),
(31811, 'c0df151fa3', '', 'You dont have to yap all the time man, talk when you like. Mikeanigay should take that advise as well. \r\n\r\nNice to have you around.\r\n\r\nBK'),
(31741, '475e26d8ec', '', 'LMAO'),
(31751, '3114133cb7', '', 'ty lol but i might not be on for a couple of days my pc is totally fucked..... cant even format it cos when i try its the blue screen of death... cheers neways :D'),
(31761, 'd39c811a7c', '', 'its to show how good hes gettin with his stuff :D so leave em alone  &gt;:]'),
(31771, '6fbaba63ec', '', '^_^'),
(31781, 'fd253dea2f', '', 'ye ill try sucks about ur PC tho'),
(31791, '6d763f369b', 'Re: for password only', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;][quote=&quot;clickclickboom&quot;]hey dude everyone has their problems it''s not right for me to say that about you ...yet a person who i don''t even know .... ive just had a really bad day u know a day where nothing really goes right at all ...the rear end blew out in my truck ..yup the spider gears shot right through the pumpkin that will be fun to replace....  well anyways i come on ts and .U.T.   just to get away from whats happening and hide.....and for some reson what happend set me off....and im sorry i beleive we began on the wrong foot and i like u dude and i hope we can be friends ........and mikey you just missunderstood what i was doing.......... :-x[/quote]That takes balls ccb\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNow get them out of brandons mouth\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nlol[/quote]\r\nskrew u upyours'),
(31651, '0e38ae656d', '', 'great news'),
(31661, 'a043d52f04', '', 'hey there...\r\npost the same subject on server help....\r\ngood luck'),
(31681, 'ac92dc4d56', '', 'LOL'),
(31691, 'c8015aa8f3', '', 'HA HA'),
(31701, 'e161e03090', '', 'nice moove CCB'),
(31711, '6eb22a69fa', '', 'Another paintball to the neck bleeder here... had a scar for about 2 years that looked like a hickey.  I think they were setting the guns at 600 fps or so - don''t recall exactly.  Someplace near wayne county in Ohio... years ago.'),
(31721, 'ed75015d27', '', 'cause i didnt no until jimmy told me yesterday, SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(31731, 'e2db256ed0', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]Another paintball to the neck bleeder here... had a scar for about 2 years that looked like a hickey.  I think they were setting the guns at 600 fps or so - don''t recall exactly.  Someplace near wayne county in Ohio... years ago.[/quote]\r\n\r\nHave to argue about the FPS theres no way that a paintball marker can propel a ball that fast. Fastest ive seen is 480 mine was 425. And thats 480 without breaking the balss in the gun.Chronograph proved that. I''ve seen Angels Auto cockers and many others that dont really compare to these two. Unless modified by someone else and sold has say maybe a Bob Long Auto Cocker. Which was the gun that shot 480 FPS. THankfully we regulated our field to 300FPS. even at that speed it stings and causes welts and bleeding if hit in a tender area or the same spot more than once in some cases. My Neck for one....lol\r\n\r\nIt doesnt take a very fast ball to make you bleed. We had a kid Justin who wanted to play terminater a game we play on our field. He got shot about 66 times so his wounds showed. hehehe  about 30? or so of them were bleeding or red as hell. He was in definate pain and I also made the mistake of playing that game. I got fucked up but won YEA'),
(31551, '649054b671', '', 'For anybody reading, me and Katana tried talking and he couldnt hear me, allthough, i have Ventrillo that works with my mic, i have a lot of issues with TS which is why i quit it... But, if you guys prefer me to stay on here il sort out my mic. Its a £5 (roughly $9.00) mic, and to our currency a good mic would cost about £19 (roughly around $36) I''m sorry, I''m sorting it out as im typing though, so hopefully when you come on I can be heard :)\r\n\r\n-Edit-\r\nI said i would link you to the reason why [SB] was in my name, it stands for Suicide Bunnies, and we have 2 sites. One which is fairly old, and one which is currently being built.\r\n[url=http://www.guildwars.com]For the official website of Guild Wars[/url]\r\n[url=http://suicidebunnies.forumsplace.com/]For our oldish site[/url]\r\n[url=http://drizzt.110mb.com/XOOPS/htdocs/modules/wordpress/]For our one currently being built[/url]\r\nI''m the user &quot;Sister Mantis&quot; and &quot;SadieRBlood&quot; - Both are monks in the game. Hope you enjoy my home(s?) just as much as iv''e enjoyed yours =)\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(31561, '9872805225', '', 'So?'),
(31571, '93a4429bf6', '', '[quote=&quot;the_w0rd&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]8O  8O  8O  8O \r\nDAMN PASSWORD FUCKIN SAAWWEEEEEEEEETTTT I LIKE  :D  :D \r\n\r\nLOL i like the car ciggarette lighter on the front lol is that the power switch or does that actually work? LOL[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou wanna buy it? It''s for sale.....liquidation...everything must go!..seriously..my mobo is no good...so now I need to get a new one...if you see anything you like...make an offer...i''ll trade some shit for a 478 (800MHz not 400 it''s gotta work with my cpu...) mobo...[/quote]I dont kno i  like the case and fans  :D  :D'),
(31581, '6ccc9715be', '', 'yo put it in the classified section of the forums.\r\n\r\nhow much for that hot swap box?\r\n\r\nalso what sorta hard drive is that in there?'),
(31591, 'cdbe392775', 'iraqi missle launcher', '[img:cdbe392775]http://www.humorpages.net/crazysaddam/iraqi-scud.jpg[/img:cdbe392775]'),
(31601, '1bdeb21248', '', 'Bet you are jealous of the camel right mike? :lol:'),
(31611, 'febec0d1b7', '', 'You rock! That''s what I think. :P'),
(31621, '1fbc77058d', '', 'YA'),
(31631, '38f440a9a2', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]dont matter cause i dont like 2k4[/quote]\r\n\r\nThen why the hell are you replying to this thread?  You are just causing confusion.  8O'),
(31641, '15c350208c', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Bet you are jealous of the camel right mike? :lol:[/quote]RONTFLMFAO!!!!!!'),
(31481, '3796fb3ef8', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]8O  8O  8O  8O \r\nDAMN PASSWORD FUCKIN SAAWWEEEEEEEEETTTT I LIKE  :D  :D \r\n\r\nLOL i like the car ciggarette lighter on the front lol is that the power switch or does that actually work? LOL[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou wanna buy it? It''s for sale.....liquidation...everything must go!..seriously..my mobo is no good...so now I need to get a new one...if you see anything you like...make an offer...i''ll trade some shit for a 478 (800MHz not 400 it''s gotta work with my cpu...) mobo...'),
(31491, '3a257b8570', 'mod services', 'well, Dr_Z sent me UT99 today on DVD via Priority Mail, so it should be here tomorrow or monday at the latest. I''ll be able to do mods again after this...we did this before and actually made a little money for the server...I figure we can try this again..I wouldn''t have brought it up, but it worked b4...it just might work again...\r\n\r\nwhat do ya''ll think?'),
(31501, 'b23ff254cb', '', 'I finally bottled up and I logged into TS and i clicked on the server where i mostly see you guys and it said i needed permission to join.\r\n\r\nSo il just wait in the &quot;Welcome to {dFb} Lobby&quot; for ya!\r\n\r\nYay no work till monday =)\r\nWhen i get my next paycheck (I dont have anything to pay with, like a visa or anything like that) il be sure to find a way to make a donation to the site.\r\n\r\noh yeah before i forget i was reading some posts about PC specs and the like, i didnt reply because im not yet a full on member of dFb, so i was wondering if you would like me to give you my specs, or not? :)\r\n\r\nThank you for everything guys!\r\n\r\nKhan.'),
(31511, '5c5013b753', '', '...\r\nAll i can say is &quot;Ouch&quot;\r\nMy head hurts now *rubs head*\r\nHard!!\r\n\r\nI know a Where''s Wally, if i can find the link somewhere il send it you =)'),
(31521, 'c6da2b1797', '', 'Hey I tried to get on when I saw ya but was too late.....I tried though   :)'),
(31531, '9d8882e355', '', 'The picture on the left has the boat pointing just slightly to the left more than the picture on the right  :)  :)  :)  :) \r\n\r\nIve seen this before and you arent getting me nor did my dad when he sent it to me...lmao'),
(31541, '515b32a305', '', 'Yeah i was on for like 10 seconds, i logged in and then Windows updated so i needed a restart, i logged in again and then mom pulled my power out by mistake (she was aiming for the tree decorations but unplugged the wrong one) Hopefully now i can stay on :)\r\n\r\nKhan.'),
(31951, 'f43439800c', '', 'NEWEST\r\n\r\n\r\nPHOTOSHOP CS2\r\n\r\n\r\nFINISHED  10/9/06   10:30 PM\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:f43439800c]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/khaotichaze.jpg[/img:f43439800c]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nyay'),
(31961, 'ab1ae170ea', '', 'Count me out on that one. I''m purly straight =)\r\n\r\nSomething that will calm you down, i just finnished my song that i was making... There are a few glitches and i know i have to sort them but the song is done and the basis is complete.\r\nIts 18 (ish) minutes long and if you want to hear it, il re-edit this post with the link, or you can add me ro MSN and il send it to you. karlolner@hotmail.com\r\n\r\nSome would say its Hard-Dance/Hardcore/Happy Hardcore vs Trance/Hard House and Techno\r\nBut i say it''s Happy Khan-core. (even tho im goth as some people would call me)\r\n\r\nIt''s took me like a week to make because i kept running out of idea''s of loops and everything.\r\n\r\nEver heard of Scott Brown?\r\nI talk to his nephew and i sent it to him, he says i should become a DJ because its DJ material, and that if I get singing in my songs he would gladly take the songs off my hands and put them on lable, maybe get it produced and sold on shelf. Also, today me and my band got a little something from a recording studio. They said that if we can get ourself known a little bit, play a few gigs in pubs and the like, they''re gonna contract us for recordings and put them on sale or whatever they said. It was something like that.\r\n\r\nSorry for the long boring post, i''m just so excited and had to tell everybody xD\r\n\r\n-Edit-\r\n\r\nClick [url=http://www.zshare.net/audio/fox-lear-unstopable-dedicated-to-anneli-mp3.html] Here[/url] for my song, But bare with the glitches, it is still weired in places, like sometimes some beats dont show (You wouldnt know eh!? :P) some beats distort and make everything else horribly wrong... horribly horribly wrong, and sometimes it jumps. But i am correcting them right now =)\r\nAlso... Tell me what you think i should do, like what you think would sound good, what you think sounds bad and needs to be took out or alterd... you know, anything like that. Then if you want il re-dedicate it to everybody here :)\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(31971, '5cf357f9b2', '', 'HI'),
(31991, 'c3e14bf907', '', 'Good for you buddy, I wish you all the best. There is one dude from your part of town that is now in LA making a movie. His name is Rabbit. Rock on man.\r\n\r\nBK'),
(32001, 'd7c5341de7', '', 'the easiset way go to the downloads section and get sys mechanic it will do it for you.'),
(32011, '1204f777f1', '', 'when my firefox wasnt opening, it was my gay firewall stopping it lol'),
(32031, '1694a2830b', '', 'thats amazin ty lol :)\r\no yh im back on after a full daysworth of ripping my pc to shreds :)'),
(32041, '87d03c896b', 'test', 'test'),
(32051, '5815b0469f', '', 'what is it in html?'),
(32071, '4c95b8d2db', '', 'youre not alone satan my CPU is  overheating on my main pc im not sure if its the power supply or the CPU fan.'),
(32081, '5165022004', '', 'Nice work Majer.  I know Pacman has wanted one for a long time and nobody could find a good image. :P'),
(32091, '863fc5a6d1', '', 'Nice to hear that things are looking up for you. Good luck with that. Never apologise for sharing info about yourself that you are proud of.  That king of news is always welcome here. :P'),
(32101, '5a51e965fa', '', 'Sorry Majer, I don''t like this one.  It looks like it should belong to Satan Clause.  Nice enough work but not for the right person.  Of course, that is just my opinion but I have always been honest with you. :P'),
(32111, 'd1e9a902a0', '', 'It is great to have so many members but I don''t want to brag about any number that has 13 in it.  Come on people.......... lets get it to 1400 real quick! :P'),
(32121, 'e45f24afc2', '', '[quote=&quot;PacMan&quot;]because he has nothing else to do at the time or gets board and its just practice.... remember practice makes perfect![/quote]\r\n\r\nI agree! That is why he should stop making these pointless images and get his ass back in the game!  He needs the practice and I need the frags! :lol:'),
(32131, '728987ebb3', '', 'Thank you for all your support guys, it means a lot :)\r\n\r\nOh my god i just looked over some stuffs what you guys did on sigs, some templates you made and some stuff you just randomly posted. Wow thats some mindblowing stuff. Awsome work SatanClause - EvilOne and everybody else that posted up sig''s. Seriously they''re the best sigs iv''e ever seen.\r\nThe one i have i made thru Paint, just an old picture i had of a Phoenix lying around in my pc, and i downloaded, installed and used the bloody font. Kinda ghey imo but its something :P\r\nI suck with Photoshop and all the others, so i was wondering, if it''s not asking too much, if somebody could create me one?\r\n\r\nMuch appreciated and many thanks in advance for any responce =)\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(32141, 'b13c76866f', '', 'sure thing thier'),
(32151, 'fbb871568c', '', 'nice a little hint save it as a .png not a .jpg'),
(32161, '5e4967748f', '', 'well, the overheating problem we figured out was the motherboard.......i punched the computer cause i got a little mad once and i guess its fried now........so i dont think it will be fixed for a while'),
(32171, '45a7911299', 'Application', 'Sup all. Im nightstriker and im a sniper. I play mostly PSI Sniping Servers and i like it. I have 18 years old, i come from Italy, my hobbies are play ut and play basket, im a student, my old clan are: [sSs] and &gt;SAU|. I wish to join dFb cuz is a good clan from what i see on PSI Servers and the members aren''t whiners but are happyes and nice.\r\nSorry if i aven''t say some important thing and sorry for the bad language ^^. I wish you accept my application!  :P Ah right!  I have teamspeak and irc ^^\r\n\r\nSee ya all!'),
(32181, 'e1a33e3059', '', 'Get on TS and talk with us dude, we will vote on you after we get to know you. To us, its more important that we all get along instead of just skill.\r\n\r\nPeace out'),
(32191, '54f021dce7', '', 'WOW....1300!!!\r\nniCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'),
(32201, '4266e44232', '', 'nice sigggggggggggg'),
(32211, '8b9662ba70', '', 'hey there welcom to our place.\r\nnice to see another person far from the state, i''m from israel and \r\ni go with the dFb pepole for a long time now...\r\nget on TS and to the server...\r\nhave fun here, cuz this is what it''s all about..\r\nFUN FUN FUN....\r\nc ya around \r\nsauron'),
(33101, '8b14311dbf', '', 'Hello all…………….I just need to update some information …………\r\n\r\nWe have a new home now…………..our new web address is  www.team-hoh.com   .................................I am dropping by to let everyone know that our new site is up and running. I would like to invite everyone to drop by our forums to let us know what you think.\r\n\r\nOur IP addresses are:\r\n\r\n8.9.36.72:7777 is our Sniper/Camper/R &amp; G/No Rulz/Freestyle 2K4 server\r\n\r\n8.9.37.189:7777 is our Camping server that has MH, DM, TDM, and a FN style game type that you can access through the map vote.\r\n\r\n209.51.200.253:7777 is our No Rulz Extreme server\r\n\r\nOur Teamspeak address is - ts40.gameservers.com:8822\r\n\r\nDrop by anytime…………………………..\r\n\r\n\r\nThanks and I’ll see you around……………]-HOH-[Blood'),
(32261, 'ef5029785d', '', 'these are an awesome bunch lol they made me a couple and i think they rock here on most levels of just being real and being good peeps'),
(32271, 'b8495adff3', '', 'how many actual clan members are there ? know you have hella page members lol cause ur all so damn much fun to be around im betting lol'),
(32281, 'ccc77ffa12', '', 'Most defonatly agreed.\r\n\r\nThat they are =)\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(32291, '84c645f909', '', 'Here is the list\r\n\r\n{dFb} jimmyz \r\n{dFb} GreenMan \r\n{dFb} Mattman \r\n{dFb} Godzilla \r\n{dFb} Bitch killer \r\n{dFb} emac \r\n{dFb} Deadman \r\n{dFb} GlimmerMan \r\n{dFb} DemonKiller \r\n{dFb} Spawn \r\n{dFb} poorman \r\n{dFb} Dr_Z\r\n{dFb} Evilone \r\n{dFb} Squirrel \r\n{dFb} Mikeanime \r\n{dFb} Sauron \r\n{dFb} Chalk \r\n{dFb} MajerPayne \r\n{dFb} Timbro \r\n{dFb} Rabbit \r\n{dFb} Aceofskys \r\n{dFb} Sephiroth \r\n{dFb} Silent Assasin \r\n{dFb} SatanClause \r\n{dFb} ClickClickBoom\r\n{dFb} bubbles \r\n{dFb} pitch black \r\n{dFb} Cali \r\n{dFb} Vanquisher \r\n{dFb} Katana \r\n{dFb} BabyGrrl \r\n{dFb} p455w0rd \r\n{dFb} NickU2Death \r\n{dFb} Rattek \r\n{dFb} Magickal\r\n{dFb} 0skills\r\n{dFb} Smartscript\r\n\r\nThat makes 37 I think?'),
(33071, 'a7276b329b', '', 'Have Majer resize it.'),
(32311, '8995f15959', 'opinions', 'ok witch MB would you take \r\n\r\nthis http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16813131028\r\n\r\n\r\nor this one\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=2573809&amp;Sku=E145-2008'),
(32321, '29aeeb3983', '', '27 mostly cause 10 members have been absent lately due to certain reasons, still pretty good tho'),
(32341, '81b0743919', '', 'If you look at the bright side of things, at least that 10% is funny...\r\nIts also better than the site being completely dead and the servers empty with a nice sum of 0% active =)\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(32351, 'b8c6cfd7f9', '', 'dFb rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk'),
(32361, '5e1f3e26df', '', 'dFb'),
(32371, '76546c79a5', '', 'haha u all rock hard guys and gals lots of fun to come here thanks for the reply maybe ill see you on the ladders you got going trying to interest some peeps !!! wish me luck'),
(32381, 'e2a1f06ae2', '', 'Looking at sig''s. Khaotic_Haze, your sig isnt showing up, i figured the code for the img is somgthing like\r\nimg src=&quot;URL&quot;\r\nIf you put &lt;and&gt; and the bigining and the end of that, it should work :)\r\n\r\n[img ] U R L [/img ] doesnt work for sig''s, im sure somebody with more knowledge can explain better than me :P\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(32391, '538e637083', '', 'godd luck there emo'),
(32401, 'e833244f62', '', 'we are so good we got people from TxT and *BS* around here more than their own clans servers.'),
(32411, '8bb7163b71', '', 'i may be buying a MB this week :)\r\n\r\nthats why i am asking.'),
(32421, 'baabcd7b35', '', 'that is bcouse you suck cocks soooo goood\r\nLOL'),
(32431, 'a4cd5c3c68', '', 'Mmm... in TS i cant understand much cuz im italian just say some and understand sometimes ^^ \r\nBut i need dFb TS if that is possible and some Sniping Servers of dFb. Private too so i can know mighty members of clan^^\r\nIf you want i need some msn of some members of clan. If u are ok give me it. HF\r\n\r\nNightStriker'),
(32441, '674306faf1', '', 'read alll the reviews on both of them and make sure that its going to give you what u actually want and be something you can grow with a little lol'),
(33241, '261466ac7b', '', 'Theres alot of sig makers around.. I cant do all that stuff but im learning more map making stuff'),
(33251, '92a0a2204c', '', 'i''m not a sig maker...it will be the second one i made....'),
(33261, '872a31b1e2', '', 'But it was just getting fun!'),
(33271, '30cd62f20d', '', 'sSs who? What was your name in sss?, were you a yg?'),
(33281, '37308dfaa7', '', 'lol nuc...\r\nwe can play the same shit on you :)\r\nj/k'),
(32451, 'ebce28a32c', '', 'o0o hahahaha well then thats your [i:ebce28a32c] secret of success [/i:ebce28a32c] now i get it lmfao \r\nluv u guys regardless   :lol:  coming here almost always puts a smile on my face\r\ngonna attempt once again to get with u, (hmmm, in server nasty children lol)\r\nthe mom went back into hospital thats what messed up my best laid plans once again!! lol lataz all :twisted:'),
(32461, '0754512d12', 'Video Card Stability test', 'check it out...\r\n\r\nhttp://freestone-group.com/download/VideoCardStabilityTestSetup.exe\r\n\r\nThere is a bench mark test and a stabil.ity test. The stability test you need to run for atleast 10 minutes.'),
(32471, '8d1a6c8ddf', 'Connection Test:', 'test your speed connection \r\n\r\nhttp://www.abeltronica.com/velocimetro/pt/?idioma=uk&amp;newlang=uk/'),
(32481, '645c3dc7c0', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Nice work Majer.  I know Pacman has wanted one for a long time and nobody could find a good image. :P[/quote]Thank you greenie :D :D :D \r\n\r\nAnd brandon , every1 tells me to save as .png cause the image looks alot cleaner or somthin like that but i always forget and end up savin it as a jpeg  :)  :?'),
(32491, 'ae98f24393', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Sorry Majer, I don''t like this one.  It looks like it should belong to Satan Clause.  Nice enough work but not for the right person.  Of course, that is just my opinion but I have always been honest with you. :P[/quote]thats your opinion and i respect it greenie , and yah i kinda aggree too , its not one of my fav''s'),
(32501, '519efc349a', '', 'Glad you like it Pacman :D :D \r\nYour Welcome'),
(32511, '336fab5b7c', '', 'Hell yah \r\n\r\nWe need emosurg ROCKIN THE DFB TAG!!!! lol'),
(32521, 'd3b8cfcd82', '', '[quote=&quot;Khan&quot;]Thank you for all your support guys, it means a lot :)\r\n\r\nOh my god i just looked over some stuffs what you guys did on sigs, some templates you made and some stuff you just randomly posted. Wow thats some mindblowing stuff. Awsome work SatanClause - EvilOne and everybody else that posted up sig''s. Seriously they''re the best sigs iv''e ever seen.\r\n![/quote]\r\n\r\nI think this refers to me 2 and THANK YOU KHAN\r\n\r\nIts always nice to hear some1 saying somthing good about your work :D\r\n\r\n(i need to work on my brush work though =/'),
(32531, '41eb7b63cf', '', '[quote=&quot;Khan&quot;]I suck with Photoshop and all the others, so i was wondering, if it''s not asking too much, if somebody could create me one?\r\n\r\nMuch appreciated and many thanks in advance for any responce =)\r\n\r\nKhan![/quote]YES I CAN CREATE YOU ONE!!!\r\n\r\nNo prob Khan its not to much to ask me , evilone , satanclause , and demonkiller\r\n\r\nAre photoshop addicts  :twisted:  :twisted:  :lol: \r\n\r\nlol i got you covered dont worry :D :D :D :D'),
(32541, '37e9ed1a91', '', '[quote=&quot;NightStriker&quot;]Mmm... in TS i cant understand much cuz im italian just say some and understand sometimes ^^ \r\nBut i need dFb TS if that is possible and some Sniping Servers of dFb. Private too so i can know mighty members of clan^^\r\nIf you want i need some msn of some members of clan. If u are ok give me it. HF\r\n\r\nNightStriker[/quote]The majority of clan members here have MSN and im sure they would be happy to give you there screen names :D\r\n\r\nAs for the server we dont have a sniper server we have a freestyle server though :D'),
(32551, 'b39dc8ebbf', '', 'Download: 7197.04\r\nUpload:    544.48'),
(32561, '4fde8625e1', '', 'Download: 1495.2\r\nUpload: 296.4'),
(32571, 'de2bb5c71b', '', 'Ok here it is my FINAL benchmark test.. This test was done after installing my new SATA HD and a new ATI Radeon x850xt video card.\r\n<p>\r\n\r\n<iframe src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/ptResults/MattManResultsFinal.htm" width="700" height="400"></iframe>'),
(32581, '64a613212d', '', 'Download 4180.48\r\nUpload       752.40'),
(32591, 'b07d741daf', '', 'On the home page is the IP numbers for TS and the servers. You can still get on TS and say hey!!'),
(32601, 'e64f32e6f9', '', 'Ok khan \r\n\r\nSInce you didnt specify what image you would like in your sig i went with a fire bird thing since that is in your current sig\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is my first try at a &quot;pop-out sig&quot;\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you dont like it then fine be honest\r\n\r\nI will gladly make you a new one , just specify what image you would like in the new one \r\n\r\n\r\nEnjoy :D'),
(32611, '07aa8fc3ef', '', '[img:07aa8fc3ef]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/KHANFINISHED.png[/img:07aa8fc3ef]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[code:1:07aa8fc3ef]http&#58;//i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/KHANFINISHED.png[/code:1:07aa8fc3ef]'),
(32621, '9de8bdc3e7', '', 'Newest\r\n\r\n\r\nPHOTOSHOP CS2\r\n\r\n\r\nFinsihed     10/11/06      4:40 PM\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:9de8bdc3e7]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/KHANFINISHED.png[/img:9de8bdc3e7]'),
(32631, '8105c7cd0e', '', 'SOYO PC\r\n\r\n4300.96 DOWN\r\n\r\n432 UP\r\n\r\n\r\n---------------------------------\r\n\r\nDELL PC (pathetic)\r\n\r\n438.48 DOWN\r\n\r\n415.68 UP'),
(32641, 'ed25f461ed', '', 'Overview\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/khaotichaze.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/KHANFINISHED.png[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/pacman2.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/sephirothdfbcopy.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/ccbcopy.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Bloodshot.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/jimmyzsig.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/oskillz.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/2k7sig.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/dillanshitsigcopy.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/withbordercopy.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Darkprincecopy.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Knight.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/PHOTOSHOP-1.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Necrophotoshopsig-1.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/teeth.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/Firesig.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/2k4xansig.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:ed25f461ed]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/dfbmajerpayne2.jpg[/img:ed25f461ed]'),
(32701, '13b297a720', '', 'Yah im in'),
(32711, '6065364a7a', '', 'im not aiming this toward u MP, but im gonna need ppl  around often and can play wen needed, wasnt towards u MP, but u want in, ok then.'),
(32661, 'ca9f93be91', '', 'Down 3.36mbps\r\nup       469.92kps'),
(32681, '447436d0c8', 'Fraggednation  Team??', 'im sure sum have heard of fraggednation.. if not go here- [url]http://www.fraggednation.com/index.php?lo=1[/url]  , it has come to me tht we do not have a team in here so thereforth i''d like to start 1 for us, would any1 be interested in joining it??, i can set co-captains so it just wont be me running it..... well????????? :D'),
(32691, '715d585e9b', '', 'Newest \r\n\r\n\r\nPhotoshop CS2\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFinished   12/11/06        5:44 PM\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:715d585e9b]http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/Crazysigs765/KhaoticHaze2.png[/img:715d585e9b]'),
(33181, 'c55bf0916d', '', 'nice job AGAIN MP....\r\nyou cock licker'),
(32731, '731de95c0b', '', 'we left FN or another site like it because their match dates and times were always for nights when we could not get anyone to play so we had to take many forefit losses.'),
(34611, 'a619e95ad9', '', '<iframe width="720" height="650" frameborder="0" src="http://videosean.gotgeeks.com/dfb_PerfTest.html">\r\n</iframe>'),
(32751, 'c51d909ca5', '', 'This is not a good idea.  When you don''t show up, and I know you won''t show up, the {dFb}clan looks bad.  If you want to do this, request it and the {dFb} Admin will talk about it and decide if we should allow a vote from the clan on this. :P'),
(32761, 'd816ccc89f', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]im not aiming this toward u MP, but im gonna need ppl  around often and can play wen needed, wasnt towards u MP, but u want in, ok then.[/quote]Ok then cock breath shit stain  :D  :D  upyours  mehead \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI take back my offer and now aggree with greenie'),
(32771, '91731f39c9', '', 'lol, like i stated 2wice, wasnt aimed towards u'),
(32781, '761a0cf32f', '', 'Looks good to me bud. :P'),
(32791, 'c2358935b1', '', 'Thanks for your interest. Get on Ts and say hi.   :P'),
(32801, '80361df05b', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Looks good to me bud. :P[/quote]Why thank you greenie :D  :D'),
(32811, 'a5fa6b313f', '', 'I hope everyone is ok now.  See you soon. :P'),
(32821, '08d66803ae', '', 'I give the credit when you deserve it but you know I will tell you when your work is shit too. :P'),
(32831, '64bbb153c0', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]lol, like i stated 2wice, wasnt aimed towards u[/quote]LOL\r\nI kno\r\n\r\nJust felt like bein a prick'),
(32951, '522e68a9a1', '', 'test!!!'),
(32961, '8d082a041f', '', 'That would be amazing, I downloaded Photoshop (yes im a P2P''er but who isnt these days, eh!) about 4 days ago so im kinda new on that as well as UT xD\r\n\r\nYou try, and you sucseed :P\r\n\r\nYou even nailed my GuildWars tag so imma use this for other sites too :):)\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(32971, '34bb57c162', '', 'NEW AVATAR'),
(32981, 'c2ba8ca8b9', '', 'whoopty doo new sig, good job MP'),
(32991, 'ec9da581db', '', 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nlol'),
(33001, 'fe47074fb1', '', ':D  :D  :D'),
(33011, '87d956cbbb', '', 'Yah im a badass! \r\n\r\nGot a new sig from majer, and its kickass mother fucker like usual. but you know demonkiller and evilone make shitty sigs any wayz so i think we should make majer the &quot;SUPPA FUCKIN DUPPA SIG MAKER GUY&quot; and khan that s a nice sig there buddy! gret job majer oh yah and evilone..... demon..... i was kidding when i said you guys make shitty sigs, wait a minute im sorry i meant demon makes nice sigs not evilone your just gay!!!!'),
(33021, 'cf4bd26e51', '', 'whats with the khaotie haze?'),
(33031, '4b741bc791', '', 'lol it is alot better i can notice the diffrence in them'),
(33041, '36299d8b27', '', 'LMFMFAOMFHS!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nGO WITH NVIDIA NFORCE BOARD ASSHOLE ARE YOU BLIND!!!!!\r\n\r\nNvidia is the shit and so is there nforce &quot;MASTER BATER&quot; , asus on the other hand i just wouldnt trust.'),
(33051, '524e34ce22', '', 'u and evil have alot in common then, and dont say ur sorry wen ur not, u''ll go to hell for lying'),
(33061, 'd9dacfea7d', '', 'Deleted due to lack of interest.'),
(33191, '1a6becbe0e', '', 'hello there again....\r\nwell all i can advice you is to keep coming in to TS...\r\nin time you will improov your english\r\njust don''t listen to Majerpain.... LOL'),
(33201, '606700d60e', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;] i hopw that all is o.k now emo... \r\ni wish the best for your mom \r\nc ya soon [/quote]\r\n\r\nI too wish the best for your mom! No idea what happened, but i hope its not bad :(\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(33211, '7cc91f594a', 'Something randomly new?', 'Iv''e been playing a lot of UT thanks to you guys, my mesmer in GuildWars is kinda left in the dark... But anyway, ive been playing the Rocket Arena mutator a lot on CTF~ (My fave is InstaGIB Coret) and well, i''m playing with bots on &quot;Godlike&quot; difficulty and still pwning them, wondering if  you guys wanted a game sometime? =)\r\n\r\nA change from sniper rifles... and yes i do expect a good bitch slapping of all of you :P\r\n\r\nDont get me wrong though, i have been practasing a lot on my snipering on your maps offline. I bet i still suck though xD\r\n\r\nJust an idea!, sujestion or a bad way of getting a good beating! ... or is that a good way of getting a bad beating? o.O You get me ^^\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(33221, 'ebba6d435c', '', 'he he...\r\ni would love to get some bitch slapping...\r\ni hope to see ya soon\r\nfrag ya'),
(33231, '612a5fa906', '', 'daYam Major saweeet work lol but most everything ive seen of urs is so lol'),
(33291, 'fdf8a9a94c', '', 'yg? nuc...'),
(33301, '8bfc174390', '', 'Pussies don''t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.\r\n\r\nBut dicks also fuck assholes, -assholes who just want to shit on everything.\r\n\r\nPussies may think they can deal with dicks their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.\r\n\r\nThe problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn''t appropriate and it takes a pussy to show ''em that.\r\n\r\nBut sometimes, pussies get so full of shit, that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch and a half from assholes\r\n\r\nI don''t know much in this crazy, crazy World. But I do know, that if you don''t let us fuck this asshole!We are going to have out dicks AND our pussies all covered in shit.'),
(33311, 'da5230d5a8', '', 'Being gay isnt SUCH a big bad problem. YOu could film yourself, and get paied for it. Being in &quot;Shaving Ryans Privates&quot; - &quot;Mary Fuckin''s&quot; - &quot;Debbie does Greenman (or Majer, or Bitch)&quot; - &quot;Willy in the Chocolate Factory&quot; or anything else like that. Make yourself rich =)\r\n\r\nKhan!\r\n\r\nP.s. Im sure for sure on sure and posativly sure im [u:da5230d5a8][b:da5230d5a8]NOT[/b:da5230d5a8][/u:da5230d5a8] (underlines again and again) [u:da5230d5a8][b:da5230d5a8]NOT[/b:da5230d5a8][/u:da5230d5a8] gay xD'),
(33321, '3cc598e87a', '', 'WTF....???\r\nLOL that was a good one Khan :)\r\nanyway... this disagreement gose long time ago.....very long time ago...\r\nwell the only thing i say....i do pay attention if i fuck a asshole or a pussy, inch and half or not\r\nLOL'),
(33331, 'f5692695ef', '', 'heck maybe i will go barebones who knows.'),
(33341, 'acdfdbd0ca', '', 'wow, awesome job'),
(33351, '6d190fc77f', 'TCG cards', 'over 100 Yu Gi Oh TCG cards for sale some rare and not so rare cards \r\n\r\nexamples Monster reborn (non rare) heck free to anyone who buys all the cards\r\n\r\nBlue Eyes White Dragon (kinda rare)  \r\n\r\nBest Offer + S&amp;H'),
(33361, '199a9c676a', '', 'don''t worry about your english we are still trying to get BK to speak english instead of canadian :P\r\n\r\nhell sauron is from isrial and does pretty good even better than MajerPayne-in-in-the-ass :D'),
(33371, 'e513589bbe', '', 'good work MP :)'),
(33381, '52d2efc4e3', '', 'rofl..............yugioh................i totally pwned that card game when i was 8 until i found out they were really gay'),
(33391, 'c96faa0b95', '', 'lol, can tell mike has nothin better to do with his time if hes collecting YU-GAY-HO cards'),
(33401, 'd97f0239a6', '', 'funny thing is they are NOT mine i bought them for someone who ended up dumping them for some other TCG.'),
(33411, '22c1c449a7', '', 'okl why is the dell so much slower than the other pc?\r\n\r\nthe only real difference is in the cpu ram and video card\r\n\r\nSOYO pc \r\n\r\nCPU 2.60 GHZ\r\nRAM 1.5 GB\r\nvideo card XFX AGP 256MB RAM (running at 4x)\r\n\r\nDELL \r\n\r\n2.0\r\n64(something)\r\nXFX PCI 128 or 256 not sure.'),
(33421, '993be50f5e', '', 'ooo, yu-gi-oh  is still gay tho'),
(33431, 'ad5066dbbe', '', 'Network card!!!!'),
(33441, '19c5589212', '', 'down-1807.12\r\nup-312.24'),
(33451, 'ab8702f19e', '', 'yup it is i would dump them in the trash but i spent too much for them and i could use the cash'),
(33461, '10dd1e7488', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Network card!!!![/quote]\r\n\r\nboth comps have an intergrated NIC card.'),
(33471, '135dae9225', '', 'sorry the above post is wrong.\r\n\r\ndown- 3meg\r\nup- 500'),
(33481, '2a076893c6', '', 'Thanks for the update. cya soon. :P'),
(33491, '2152b38b06', '', '[quote=&quot;Emosurg&quot;]daYam Major saweeet work lol but most everything ive seen of urs is so lol[/quote]THANKS EMO!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D \r\n\r\nAnd dillan lets face it jimmy is already goin to hell lol'),
(33501, '59cb978824', '', 'Settings could be different!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(33511, 'd57e994ca0', '', 'Thanks for the new info/update\r\nfrag you soon :D'),
(33521, 'e67c5304b2', '', '[quote=&quot;Khan&quot;]Hell isnt so bad, i mean at least you can say you''ve met the devil, and if the devil''s anything like the devil from Bedazzled, man i wana go to hell. Elizibeth Hurly .... Mmmmm! *goes homerfied*\r\n\r\nKhan![/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI would say that Hell isn''t that bad at all...............................I think I have a biased opinoin though.......................................lol..................................'),
(33531, 'dd978d28bb', '', 'Thank you all \r\n\r\nGlad you like it so much ryan :D'),
(33541, '8a58b7a9a8', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]yg? nuc...[/quote]I think he means young gun \r\n\r\nAnd im easier to understand then you mike , well ecept those few times when you actually take the cock out of your mouth  8O  8O \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOh yah and for all of you who say im hard to understand and have bad english\r\n\r\n\r\n upyours  upyours  upyours upyours'),
(33551, '81c060e2c6', '', 'lol\r\n\r\nElizibeth Hurly isnt the best of all the 2 legged  drool factorys out there (Amy Lee is xD) But damnit il give her my best shot... Kinda like them dudes from Scrary Movie 1,2 and 3 :P\r\n\r\nBut hey, im pretty sure everybody''s thinking that... or all the straight dudes here anyway. :)\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(33561, '9fbca077fd', '', 'daymn nice new sig.'),
(33571, '49d13777bc', '', '*points at Majer* he made it.'),
(33581, '90890dd5f1', '', '[quote=&quot;Khan&quot;]*points at Majer* he made it.[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nwith that border i shoulda known.'),
(33591, 'c42cb03cc3', '', 'is this worth it?\r\n\r\nhttp://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=2749392&amp;sku=A455-2118%20E'),
(33601, '048f8877ed', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]okl why is the dell so much slower than the other pc?\r\n\r\nthe only real difference is in the cpu ram and video card\r\n\r\nSOYO pc \r\n\r\nCPU 2.60 GHZ\r\nRAM 1.5 GB\r\nvideo card XFX AGP 256MB RAM (running at 4x)\r\n\r\nDELL \r\n\r\n2.0\r\n64(something)\r\nXFX PCI 128 or 256 not sure.[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nDell sucks they us cheap parts.....lol'),
(33611, 'cd59ac3c6f', '', 'How''s the omega drivers matt?'),
(33621, '8ad87f2725', '', 'Actually, I took the omega drivers off.. The x850 seems to be running better with the latest drivers from ATI.. The Omega drivers worked great for my 9550 though.'),
(33631, 'd67ccdd2b0', '', 'cool, nice score man!\r\n\r\n\r\nBTW, has anybody heard of/used 3dmark or PCmark benchmarking software?'),
(33641, 'a2c8b85d73', '', 'GAWD talk about info overload.\r\n\r\ni just want something to play 2k7 on \r\n\r\n\r\nok surf the 3 pages and tell me witch one you would pick and why.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/category/category_slc.asp?CatId=2050'),
(33651, '054062830f', '', 'ny son uses it but personally dont know anything about it tho if its a specific question be glad to ask him\r\n(hes an adult son so lol actually he builds and repairs comps so he &quot;may&quot; have a semi intelligent answer)'),
(33661, '324694f2d4', 'New Mutator', 'Well, I''ve just finished version 1 of the {AsG} TSC (TransloStealthCam). It has the stealth features of the {dFb} Ultra Stealth Translocator plus a SpyCam view port which gives you a view from the Translocator projectile. It also still leaves the default UT Translocator so you can have two different cams running simultaneously (Though you can only view from one at a time, they both are still running). I''ll upload it sometime tomorrow for anyone who wants to check it out. This is only v1 and there will at least be a v2 because I plan to add a &quot;sticky&quot; feature. This will attach the Translocator projectile to whatever you shoot it at (walls, ceiling, players). You will then be able to view from the projectile''s location. If you stick it to a player, you will be able to view it from that player and then telefrag the player if you choose to do so. Anyone interested in having mods done for clan or personal use give me a holla. I''m on dfb teamspeak nightly (around 11:00P.M. EST till the sun comes up). I will charge a fee but it won''t be much (I''ll make it worth it) and I am willing to code for PC parts :).'),
(33671, '723fb13413', '', 'yo emo...\r\nhow old are you?\r\nhe he'),
(33681, '481bc51987', '', 'hello...\r\nit''s seems that you have been busy latly...\r\ni must say i don''t know much about making new version of translocators....bla bla bla\r\nbut it''s look like you are doing amazing job,\r\nanyway i would like to check out what ever you are trying to achive\r\ngood luck man'),
(33691, '71b64995b3', '', 'ha ha majer...\r\nand mike...if we do try to speak or write in englisg...\r\ni come from  Israel, NOT isrial ...LOL'),
(33701, '80107916e6', '', 'older then dirt baby lol shhhh tho dont tell anyone Sauron ok \r\nlol lol  <a href="http://www.myspacedev.com"><img src="http://www.myspacedev.com/img/smilies/evilgrin/evilgrin0030.gif" alt="MySpace Smilies" border="0"></a>\r\nmy boy that builds comps is 22 tho and i have 3 other children in addition to him (well plus the strays that seem to have hung around till they were convinced that they were mine also lol!! )3 boys and one pretty little girl!!! (shes the baby of them all )'),
(33721, 'f9070598d1', '', 'ECS nForce 570 SLIT-A v5.1 NVIDIA Socket 775 ATX Motherboard / Audio / PCI Express / S/PDIF / SLI Ready / Gigabit LAN / USB 2.0 / Serial ATA / RAID \r\nItem #: S458-1240\r\n\r\nIt''s cheap\r\nit supports Intel Duo\r\nPlenty of USB ports\r\nOnboard LAN\r\nCan go to 2GB RAM\r\n8-channel audio\r\nSerial ATA RAID Support\r\nPCI Express Support\r\n\r\nIt basicly has the same as all the others, perfect for playing High-rez games that take a lot of cpu useage. It''s not worth it getting a full out mobo, processor, maxing out your RAM and getting stuff that costs like $683,5739,75 just to run a few things. Imo this is the mobo for you.\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(33731, 'f06d5c95c3', '', 'Damn your prices are so cheap. My motherboard isnt as good as that one and it cost me £121 (about $250) i have 1GB RAM. 1x 512 MB Stick costs £40 (about $90) AMD Sephron processor 2GHz which cost me about £170 (aprox. $350) 160GB HDD and a 140GB HDD which cost £120 each. I''m going from dollas from an american friend i have that lives in Wisconsin, so i dont know if the currency is the same in Canada or anywhere else. I could sell my pc here, come over there and get a pc thats twice as powerful and still have change to spend xD\r\n\r\nGod damn.\r\n\r\nKhan!'),
(33741, '4503401a4e', '', '&quot;Brilliant to the Core 2!\r\nECS nForce 570 SLIT-A Socket 775 Mobo.\r\nIf you have no use for an affordable motherboard that will inspire astonishing Intel Core 2 performance, spectacular graphics, blazing speed and outrageous multimedia experiences…then look elsewhere. Because this ECS nForce 570 SLIT-A Socket 775 motherboard is one of the best Core 2-ready mainboards we’ve seen. In fact, the nForce 570 SLIT-A is the first board that formally supports SLI in the Intel platform. But that’s not all – far from it… This magnificent ECS mobo also supports dual channel DDR2 667 maximum memory up to an astonishing 16GB, as well as SATA 3Gb/s and RAID 0,1,0+1,5 function, along with NVIDIA MediaShield Advanced storage with RAID technology, high-quality 8-channel Intel high def audio and much more (see complete specs and features below). You’re going to love this rocket launcher! The ECS nForce 570 SLIT-A Socket 775 motherboard – a great value you don’t want to overlook.&quot;\r\n\r\nScrew what they say about astonishing graphics, blah blah blah... they KNOW this was made for playing games or else why pack so much they could into a board thats just ment for opening folders. Nono... thats an office pc which usually runs 115MB RAM, Pentium 2, no speakers and the case with no fans so it sounds professional... oh, dont forget the 20GB HDD ;)'),
(33751, '885a299930', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]&quot;don''t worry about your english we are still trying to get BK to speak english instead of canadian&quot;\r\n\r\n Mike means he''s trying to get BK to speak with words with 4 letters or less lol'),
(33761, '838c90df8d', '', 'ok something that can hold up to 4GB ram \r\n\r\ni just might want to run vista and they want 2GB RAM min for that.'),
(33771, '7ee728a525', '', 'Sounds cool but hae to use it to be sure.'),
(33781, '9b10c06c83', '', '512MB sticks are the stick of the past bud, here they''ve released 1GB DDR. 4x = 4GB RAM\r\n\r\nKhan!');
