Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.  I went to the store the other day.  I was in there for only about 5 minutes.  When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.  I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.  So, I called him a piece of dog poop.  He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third ticket.  This went on for about ! 20 minutes.  The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a darn.  My car was parked around the corner.  I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.  It's important at my age.