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(7641, 'b2f7774ccf', '', 'I know what you''re all going to be thinking seeing my name back again on this topic. "oh god not that whining little bitch again" i must say i expect it. But that isn''t why i''m here.\r\n\r\nAll day i''ve had the events going round and round in my head (not good while driving buses lol) and i''ve come to a decision. This is that i am going to try to give a heart felt apology to you all for my behaviour on your forums last night. I was angry (Doesn''t matter what at) and i didn''t control myself as well as a guy of my age and supposed maturity should have done. Thinking back on the whole situation has left me feeling highly embarrassed. You guys didn''t deserve what i said. I get the feeling now (tottaly warranted too) that i may not be flavor of the month here at the moment but i hope we can sort everything out and not hold any grudges.  PLEASE!\r\n\r\nonce again [b:b2f7774ccf]SORRY ALL FOR MY STUPID BEHAVIOUR[/b:b2f7774ccf]'),
(7642, '4490a735c7', '', '[quote:4490a735c7="ACE_Ego"]I know what you''re all going to be thinking seeing my name back again on this topic. "oh god not that whining little bitch again" i must say i expect it. But that isn''t why i''m here.\r\n\r\nAll day i''ve had the events going round and round in my head (not good while driving buses lol) and i''ve come to a decision. This is that i am going to try to give a heart felt apology to you all for my behaviour on your forums last night. I was angry (Doesn''t matter what at) and i didn''t control myself as well as a guy of my age and supposed maturity should have done. Thinking back on the whole situation has left me feeling highly embarrassed. You guys didn''t deserve what i said. I get the feeling now (tottaly warranted too) that i may not be flavor of the month here at the moment but i hope we can sort everything out and not hold any grudges.  PLEASE!\r\n\r\nonce again [b:4490a735c7]SORRY ALL FOR MY STUPID BEHAVIOUR[/b:4490a735c7][/quote:4490a735c7]\r\n\r\nSpoken like a true man! Shit happens buddy, lets move on!'),
(7643, '80f2ffbd0d', '', 'THANK U Ego, your apology is most appreciated and accepted :-) Its All good!! :-)\r\n\r\nCali'),
(7644, 'cd9ccfb1e5', '', 'Hi ya Pete Nice to meet ya! :-)\r\n\r\nCali'),
(7645, 'da30e4f36f', '', 'Congrats on winning guys!!! :)'),
(7646, 'b09f532862', '', 'i knew it !!!!'),
(7647, '05090b3e7f', '', 'Welcome man cant wait to see youin the game'),
(7650, 'c619c8702a', '', 'nice job to apologize  tictac , pete , and ego now lets leave this in the past shal we'),
(7651, '7a11b4406d', '', 'Thank you mr.greeny :D'),
(7649, 'a37155fe6b', '', 'i had some presonal issues to take care of and I was playing some basketball tourney during the match :oops:'),
(7652, '2f95796b14', '', 'Hey shadow this code should work try it out!!\r\n\r\n[code:1:2f95796b14]&#91;IMG&#93;http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/shadowsnipersig.jpg&#91;/IMG&#93;[/code:1:2f95796b14]'),
(7653, '253d2e9b5b', 'Which one?', 'Hey which new avatar should i use?\r\n\r\nThis one?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:253d2e9b5b]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/majerpayneavatar2.jpg[/img:253d2e9b5b]'),
(7654, '8dd25e0e93', '', 'or this one?\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:8dd25e0e93]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/majerpayneavatar.jpg[/img:8dd25e0e93]'),
(7655, '91948e1203', '', 'or of course keep my original one??'),
(7657, '327a5d4397', '', 'Use the one with the gun. :P'),
(7660, 'cbf83b33f4', '', '[quote:cbf83b33f4="ACE_Ego"]I know what you''re all going to be thinking seeing my name back again on this topic. "oh god not that whining little bitch again" i must say i expect it. But that isn''t why i''m here.\r\n\r\nAll day i''ve had the events going round and round in my head (not good while driving buses lol) and i''ve come to a decision. This is that i am going to try to give a heart felt apology to you all for my behaviour on your forums last night. I was angry (Doesn''t matter what at) and i didn''t control myself as well as a guy of my age and supposed maturity should have done. Thinking back on the whole situation has left me feeling highly embarrassed. You guys didn''t deserve what i said. I get the feeling now (tottaly warranted too) that i may not be flavor of the month here at the moment but i hope we can sort everything out and not hold any grudges.  PLEASE!\r\n\r\nonce again [b:cbf83b33f4]SORRY ALL FOR MY STUPID BEHAVIOUR[/b:cbf83b33f4][/quote:cbf83b33f4]\r\n\r\nI guess stupid behaviour is a two way street.  I am sorry as well. I hope that any comments I said can be forgiven.  You ACE clan are good people. I played at your server a little after this match and we all seemed to get along fine. Let''s keep it that way and move on to tomorrow. See you in the game.'),
(7661, 'b9239b062c', '', 'Welcome and enjoy.  Are you [ACE] petecob? :P'),
(7663, 'adea869fc7', '', 'Good job Ron. Just don''t send it off as Bitch_Killer. :P'),
(7664, '7522d4d385', '', 'Sounds like there should be a second rumble, not disregaurding the first, but this time both sides are clear on how the game is played. And i would love to spectate it as a bystander with my pocorn and coke ;)'),
(7665, '536dd16774', '', 'NO Use the one with the faggy lookin guy in it! :lol:'),
(7667, 'ac225ae4dc', '', 'Parker read date plz ty...lol'),
(7671, 'cb7c8383ba', '', 'The second one :-)'),
(7673, '89d8ca0d14', '', 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! How sweet flamers!LOL! JK! All about the fun guys and just another day to forget and time to look forward for the new days we have in front of us all! Ego-------you have to say no more bro! Total Respect for you from this clan and comunity dude! TY for your good thoughts! However-----------I will-----------Have to frag---------Yo ASS again soon! LOL! \r\n\r\nPS: Tic Tac----------Get in the game son---------Your makin yourself look bad!  I wish our clan let us have persnal space and we all could go do like---------Spend time with the kids and shit!LOL! JK!\r\n\r\nSee you all soon! ACE-------Class act you all are runnin over there! Keep it up!'),
(7686, '66aa46c101', '', '[quote:66aa46c101="GreenMan"]Welcome and enjoy.  Are you [ACE] petecob? :P[/quote:66aa46c101]\r\n\r\nyes sorry should have said who i was in my introduction.'),
(7687, '646ecff295', 'HeY gUy''S', 'HeY gUy''S,  nIcE fOrUm, WeBsItE, aNd MaTcHsTaTiStIc :)  YoU hAvE :wink: \r\nI aM KJ (from DIE16) jUsT wAnTeD tO sAy HELLO! \r\nLiTtLe InFo AbOuT mE:  I aM fRoM Hungary (best country :D  ), 15 yEaRs oLd (16--&gt;may)\r\n, LiKe PlAyInG aS mUcH aS PoSsIbLe :) , aNd AlSo LiKe FrEeStYlE 8) \r\nWiLl vIsIt YoUr SeRvEr(S), wHeN i HaVe TiMe :wink: \r\nFrAg Ya LaTeR :wink:'),
(7688, '71b44cd87e', '', '[quote:71b44cd87e="petecob"][quote:71b44cd87e="GreenMan"]Welcome and enjoy.  Are you [ACE] petecob? :P[/quote:71b44cd87e]\r\n\r\nyes sorry should have said who i was in my introduction.[/quote:71b44cd87e]\r\n\r\n\r\nNah don''t worry about it...We don''t even have our tags on....lol!'),
(7689, '8bf65e714f', '[RSA] Sniper Clan (New forum &amp; website)', 'Hello snipers at dfb !!!!\r\n\r\nJust to let you all know, RSA has got a new website and a new forum (for the last time, lol).\r\n\r\n[url=http://www.clanrsa.info]RSA Website[/url]\r\n\r\n[url=http://www.clanrsa.info/forum]RSA Forum[/url]\r\n\r\nSo guys, come and visit our new home, register to the forum and start spamming  :P \r\nWe promise this will be the last forum you will have to register to  :!:'),
(7691, '3ccd55f4ca', '', 'Ok then, I am going to send this off today.'),
(7692, 'e5bbb4aeb1', '', 'Welcome man glad to see another die16 member in here :D'),
(7693, '7792a5b86f', '', 'Welcome i iwll check out your site later'),
(7695, 'da7fbde25b', '', 'Hey pete nice sig dude'),
(7696, 'a55e1f75b7', '', 'Holy sh*t parker thats a record lol all the way back from Dec.'),
(7697, '6e54bf8dea', '', 'TO MUCH CaPiTaLs AnD lOwEr CaSeS I HATE IT AAHHHHH!!!!!!\r\nwelcome!!!'),
(7699, 'ddc9fd23cc', '', 'Nice to see ya bro! Allways good to meet ne folks!'),
(7700, 'f40b7d20f9', '', 'Good work! Just go right to the big guns! Nice!'),
(7702, 'c3fa528651', '', 'LOL good to see ya!'),
(7710, '1afc28e376', '', 'SH*T i like the first one lol anymore votes?? lol'),
(7711, '97f8fee0cf', '', '[quote:97f8fee0cf="Katana"]NO Use the one with the faggy lookin guy in it! :lol:[/quote:97f8fee0cf]lol am i suppose to know which one your talking about? lol'),
(7721, '99a36a430e', '', 'I said the one with the gun in it because we use guns in the game. We don''t use knives or chainsaws.'),
(7722, '0937f25fc6', '', 'Thanks for the visit.'),
(7723, 'f86d9d1088', '', 'Thanks for the visit. See you in the game soon. :P'),
(7724, '36065876a6', '', '[quote:36065876a6="petecob"][quote:36065876a6="GreenMan"]Welcome and enjoy.  Are you [ACE] petecob? :P[/quote:36065876a6]\r\n\r\nyes sorry should have said who i was in my introduction.[/quote:36065876a6]\r\n\r\nI was only asking. No big deal. Glad you made it here. :P'),
(7725, '62bfe4972f', '', 'Did you get it working?'),
(7726, '04d10e0a3d', '', 'Yo, wsup'),
(7727, 'e6be8a4f8f', '', 'Yo, wsup. Tnks for stopin by dude.'),
(7728, 'f46b31035d', '', 'Tnks for stopin by man.'),
(7729, '523876f680', '', 'Yo wsup pete?'),
(7730, 'aa60c9fceb', '', 'The original one because the guy looks like greeny (gay)'),
(7731, 'e8dd696a9b', '', 'and'),
(7732, '430d597720', '', 'why'),
(7733, '15c8b7ddad', '', 'the'),
(7734, '53d4557e8a', '', 'spam?'),
(7740, '27f980e730', '', 'From'),
(7741, '1d27a55d55', '', 'Who'),
(7742, 'c6347ddb80', '', 'Evilone?'),
(7746, '1ae0490ebe', 'site', 'hey matt why has the site changed so much...??? fucking isnt even in the title any more'),
(7747, '9a5fc2d66e', '', 'yah matt please explain lol'),
(7749, '8c19a1efed', '', 'Sry im goin with the second one though you guys'),
(7751, 'a81e3036dd', 'Test Avatar', 'Test test'),
(7752, '6a4595f551', '', 'There we go now it works!!'),
(7753, '204d12a248', '', 'Business, we are working on some things right now to enhance the clan.'),
(7754, 'c76c767a19', '', '[quote:c76c767a19="Bitch_Killer"]Business, we are working on some things right now to enhance the clan.[/quote:c76c767a19]Well if you want to "enhance" anything just do what greenie does.......give it viagra lol  :lol:  :D  8O  jp'),
(7760, 'e1c964e7af', 'first avatar', 'did it work mo fo'),
(7763, 'e8af0a1fc4', '', '[quote:e8af0a1fc4="MajerPayne"][quote:e8af0a1fc4="Bitch_Killer"]Business, we are working on some things right now to enhance the clan.[/quote:e8af0a1fc4]Well if you want to "enhance" anything just do what greenie does.......give it viagra lol  :lol:  :D  8O  jp[/quote:e8af0a1fc4]\r\n\r\n\r\nBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 nice one.'),
(7764, '19c1d6ebc5', 'Hello {dfb} Clan', 'Hi all, I''m {AoD}Criminal Element and I thought I come by &amp; say hello.  Were a new clan and would enjoy other clans coming over for a visit to be fraged :-) &amp; do some fragging.  I know {dfb}Cali paided us a visit awhile back.  So come on by and say hello\r\n\r\nCrim   PS  Get your guest skins installed on your server'),
(7765, '09a2d05170', '', 'Hey Criminal thanks for stoppin by goodluck with your new clanhope to frag you in the game soon'),
(7766, '592a8bc6ee', '', 'Yep nice job nice little add-ons to your sig to'),
(7777, '744d0f44ab', '', 'Nice.'),
(7778, 'f7e87b3f02', '', 'Thanks for your visit. Come back often.'),
(7779, 'af35b7f1d8', '', '[quote:af35b7f1d8="MajerPayne"][quote:af35b7f1d8="Bitch_Killer"]Business, we are working on some things right now to enhance the clan.[/quote:af35b7f1d8]Well if you want to "enhance" anything just do what greenie does.......give it viagra lol  :lol:  :D  8O  jp[/quote:af35b7f1d8]\r\n\r\nSorry Majer. I don''t use it. If I had some I would though. LOL :P'),
(7780, '1723870de5', '', 'Hey Criminal GREAT to see ya here! :-) Thanx for stopping by! Will be getting a match set up here with ya''ll soon so looking forward to playing ya''ll :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(7785, 'ff8b0c540c', '', '8O'),
(8034, 'd50c26c4e5', '', 'Welcome to the spammer club our leader is the all mighty spammer greenman and we have jackets lol :P'),
(8035, 'e75f4ce2db', '', 'Where did you get that font at?? the font that says bAd evilone'),
(7788, '0ebeb39e48', 'this is nice', 'sfbnkhjgfds]'),
(7801, '96c3ba87fb', '', '[size=24:96c3ba87fb]e[/size:96c3ba87fb]'),
(7789, 'ca23bd0dc9', 'haha matt', 'mfdhgstdh'),
(7802, 'b9dc764b62', '', 'great job dfb...sometimes people just can''t stand to lose...'),
(7803, '7d831139d8', '', 'some funny ass shit mofuckas'),
(7800, 'a7ebf38d4e', 'eMac Tribute', 'For all that he does for us!  :D \r\n\r\n[img:a7ebf38d4e]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/MattMan/eMac.JPG[/img:a7ebf38d4e]'),
(7799, '59679956a7', '', 'You photoshop bastards!!!! pay no attention to that screenshot. We know the real truth vvvvvvvv\r\n[img:59679956a7]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/MattMan/bullshit.jpg[/img:59679956a7]'),
(7792, 'f017db7eac', '', 'HAHAHAHAHA!'),
(7793, 'dc9b3b0c4d', '', 'MATT GOT HIS AZZ P0WNED  :twisted:'),
(7794, '2a55dfbd66', '', 'this just wasnt matts day  :D  :)  :P'),
(7795, '31fb4909fc', '', 'You photoshop bastards!!!! pay no attention to that screenshot see the truth below...\r\n\r\n[img:31fb4909fc]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/MattMan/bullshit.jpg[/img:31fb4909fc]'),
(7798, 'fc79de20dc', 'THE TRUTH DAMNIT', 'THIS IS THE TRUTH TO THIS BOARD!!!!! DONT BELIEVE MATT\r\n[URL=http://img293.imageshack.us/my.php?image=photoshoppedmattonage3xw.png][img:fc79de20dc]http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3503/photoshoppedmattonage3xw.th.png[/img:fc79de20dc][/URL]'),
(7797, 'b0e99b67a0', '', 'LIES LIES ALL LIES!'),
(7804, '98a2902def', '', 'sorry matt but you cant have 31 frags and 16 deaths or whatever and only have 50% efficiency, so we all knwo you photoshopped that one,'),
(7805, 'd2fe8f30a7', '', 'damn skippy.'),
(7806, '4e4d42cd26', '', '[size=24:4e4d42cd26]e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! e!!!!! e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT SAY IT NOW!!!!!! e\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne\r\ne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size:4e4d42cd26]'),
(7807, '4a6b956afd', '', 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAWKS!!!!'),
(7808, 'fc96c173c5', '', 'e=MAC'),
(7811, '1760b8d109', '', 'REVENGE KILLS GOTTA LOVE THEM! They count as two and I don''t think the game recognizes revenge kills as two, only one! Atleast that''s what iI think...'),
(7812, 'b220922522', '', 'Revenge kills are counted as 2 but the 50% accurcy LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!! you cant have 31 and 14 all from Revenge kills! DO THE MATH!!!!!!!!! LIES!!!!! ALL LIES!!!!!!!'),
(7813, '0c1c50c49c', '', 'YEAH Exactly do the math ...And then tell us WHY he can''t have 31 and 14!\r\n\r\nHere let me do it for you ...to achieve 50% accuracy his score needs to be 28 frags and 14 deaths...well with three revenge kills that puts him at 31 and 14 and it''s obvious that he got a revenge kill for a lst frag!\r\n\r\nPROVE IT WRONG!  :twisted: \r\n\r\nYOur turn to do the math! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: \r\n\r\nMatt''s the man!'),
(7814, 'c48e8e6b8c', '', 'Well the first frag doesnt count as a revenge kill but he could of gotten 3 revenge kills through out the game but the revenge kills dont ad to ur accuricy SO leaving him should of had lower than 50%'),
(7815, 'e0f3e0adf0', 'Funny!!', 'A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.\r\n A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"\r\n\r\n "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.\r\n\r\n  The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"\r\n\r\n "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.\r\n\r\n About that time the cop looks down and sees the man''s  wiener hanging out\r\n of his fly for all the world to see.\r\n\r\n He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"\r\n Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing\r\n a beat, blurts out..........\r\n\r\n "Holy shit ----- My girlfriend''s gone, too!!!!!"'),
(7816, '4fb09d101d', '', 'LMAO!!!!'),
(7817, '6d47736181', '', 'lol you guys are silly'),
(7818, 'a96e235df2', '', 'LMAO!!! Good one Bitch!'),
(7819, '1dfb04f3ce', 'clan Practice -FRIDAY MARCH 17th-', 'Same place same time!\r\n\r\n\r\nCya there! :-)\r\nHugz'),
(7824, 'd7c783f5f9', '', '[quote:d7c783f5f9="Evilone"]Well the first frag doesnt count as a revenge kill but he could of gotten 3 revenge kills through out the game but the revenge kills dont ad to ur accuricy SO leaving him should of had lower than 50%[/quote:d7c783f5f9]\r\n\r\nWHAT!!!!!  READ MY PREVIOUS POST AGIAN YOUR NOT GETTINGT IT!'),
(7826, 'fd2920664f', '', 'you do realise that matt photoshopped the hell outs the image\r\n\r\ni did have 14 frags and 12 deaths  and mattt had 12 deaths and 14 deaths'),
(7827, '22257db091', '', 'good one bk :P'),
(7828, 'f79663e45f', '', 'E the true Geek Story :P'),
(7829, 'f2529a876f', '', 'Drume rollllllllllllll.....I was there Matt did........................not have 31 he had 12 sorry bud, you would have been fine if you didnt jump ahead of me...lol'),
(7830, '14032d964f', '', 'Thanx big D, will see ya Sat.!'),
(7831, '26782a5e32', '', 'Hell {dfb} thought i stop by to say wazz up. look forward to a match. so till then happy fraggen 8)  :D  8)'),
(7832, '59472a653b', '', 'Yo da man emac! :P  Thanks for everything ythat you do for us. 8)'),
(7833, '2997df8a08', '', 'I don''t get it....... and that explains alot! :cry:'),
(7837, '01a7fff9f2', '', 'LOL thats too funny thanks alot emac!!!'),
(7838, '902b6e23a2', '', 'Lmao nice matt real smooth'),
(7839, 'd1d145e85c', '', 'LMAO at least you speak the truth greenie !!!'),
(7849, '37524f31c0', '', '[quote:37524f31c0="GreenMan"]I don''t get it....... and that explains alot! :cry:[/quote:37524f31c0]\r\n\r\nMaybe if you stopped spam posting you would have time to "get it"'),
(7841, '446b82a81e', '', 'Hey thunderz nice to see another AoD member in the forums welcome and enjoy your stay'),
(7842, 'c4150217a7', '', '[quote:c4150217a7="Katana"][quote:c4150217a7="Evilone"]Well the first frag doesnt count as a revenge kill but he could of gotten 3 revenge kills through out the game but the revenge kills dont ad to ur accuricy SO leaving him should of had lower than 50%[/quote:c4150217a7]\r\n\r\nWHAT!!!!!  READ MY PREVIOUS POST AGIAN YOUR NOT GETTINGT IT![/quote:c4150217a7]\r\nDid your kid do the math? :lol:'),
(7843, 'de937c09a5', '', 'lol'),
(7846, '8dc7f84085', '', '[quote:8dc7f84085="MajerPayne"]LMAO at least you speak the truth greenie !!![/quote:8dc7f84085]\r\nyou know this HOW?'),
(8033, '7cf2678ae6', '', 'LOL i hope your mom shanks you for reading this lol'),
(7850, 'dce4e4752d', '', 'LMAO!!!!!'),
(7853, '1074407cc3', '', '[quote:1074407cc3="Evilone"][quote:1074407cc3="MajerPayne"]LMAO at least you speak the truth greenie !!![/quote:1074407cc3]\r\nyou know this HOW?[/quote:1074407cc3]\r\n\r\nthere are some things better off NOT said or typed  8O'),
(7854, 'e50f4a8857', '', 'yo MP nice avatar ^-^'),
(7855, 'd1056fb96f', 'Man this describes how stupid George bush is with missles', 'http://funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm'),
(7856, 'bb44d81721', '', 'lol i was peaking!'),
(8032, '5c51fdf79f', '', '[quote:5c51fdf79f="squirrel"]Ok Jimmy nice pic but we don''t want parker''s mom seeing him trying to get it on with his computer. :wink: lol[/quote:5c51fdf79f]LOL wont be the first time and most likely not the last either LOL'),
(8031, 'a04649996e', '', 'LOL NEW ASS MONKEY!!!!  nice avatar jimmy'),
(8030, 'd2f37cd12d', '', '[quote:d2f37cd12d="GreenMan"][quote:d2f37cd12d="MajerPayne"]well we knoe what you do in your spare time evil well besides stalkin little kids in your neighborhood tryin to be the next michal jackson it would obviously be SPAM YOU FIN SPAMMER!@!!![/quote:d2f37cd12d]\r\n\r\nAhhhh Majer. Evil is one of the little kids in his neighbourhood. Although getting older, I''m sure he is not stalking kids. Try to get along with your clan members rather than giving them crap all the time.[/quote:d2f37cd12d]LOL maybe you should take the same advice into consideration Eh greenman? Plus its evilone i mean i give him crap he gives me crap it all is just crap in the end :P'),
(7863, '86d5cc862d', '', 'as MP''s Sig says *SHANKTACULAR*'),
(7864, 'd98e73e812', '', 'w00t can you make me a sig my squirrel 1 is starting to bug meh.Get a RE 1 that looks cool please TY. :D'),
(7865, '1ed62e5d8b', '', 'SHANKING IS BETTER,silent and spills more blood.Like when i am going to shank Evilone for SPAMMING!!!'),
(7866, 'aaaa268d84', '', 'WASSSUP!'),
(7867, '6321e727d6', '', 'YO you will get a lot of frags with these other ASS monkeys (besides meh)'),
(7868, '8cc87d0757', '', 'Yo i have seen your members play they are good and cool  :D'),
(7869, 'fe90978af8', '', 'YO YO YO!'),
(7870, '4da457dd4d', '', 'YO sup good to see more peeps here 8) BTW i agree with mike nice SIG'),
(7871, '033bcbcbad', '', 'thanks for the warm welcome. ill be on your server to fragg u all very soon. come check us out at http://www.aodsnipers.com  \r\n\r\nserver ip. 209.11.244.78:7788\r\n\r\nthanks  happy fraggen   8)  :D  rockon2'),
(7872, '63fbcc0cd0', 'Want a rumble with {AoD}', 'stoppen by to see if {dfb} wants to get alittle rumble/match with us. hope to hear from u soon. thanks 8)  :D  8)  sniper1'),
(7873, '1dcef9a63d', '', '[quote:1dcef9a63d="MikeAnime"][quote:1dcef9a63d="Evilone"][quote:1dcef9a63d="MajerPayne"]LMAO at least you speak the truth greenie !!![/quote:1dcef9a63d]\r\nyou know this HOW?[/quote:1dcef9a63d]\r\n\r\nthere are some things better off NOT said or typed  8O[/quote:1dcef9a63d]\r\nlike what? what you do on your free time? where not talking about that! but talk to majer he''ll bring it up for you in a topic for you if u like 8O'),
(7874, '3448305e4b', '', '[quote:3448305e4b="AssFace"][quote:3448305e4b="Evilone"][quote:3448305e4b="AssFace"] 8O   8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O [/quote:3448305e4b]\r\n 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O [/quote:3448305e4b]\r\n\r\n 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O [/quote:3448305e4b]'),
(7875, '1b24f39a0e', '', '8O'),
(8027, 'd8963f0a59', '', 'ty green ty all well i thenk lol'),
(8028, 'dbd502c749', '', '[quote:dbd502c749="squirrel"]8O  8O  8O  8O  sniper1 just to let you know parker i am straight don''t get any ideas but evilone is open for buisness rockon2[/quote:dbd502c749]LMAO good one lil nut boy'),
(8029, '527faf3e64', '', 'Thanks for stoppin bye peekyboo'),
(7881, '596276b806', '', 'WOW Brandon nice try at an insult but im only goin by what I see and that matts picture'),
(7884, '691442f648', '', 'Matt''s the new Ass Monkey!'),
(7885, '174f2f812f', '', 'I agree with the ass monkey!'),
(7888, 'e5423f95c6', '', 'Definately want to get a match set up Thunder. Sorry i havent been available last couple of days been unusually busy. Ill be on most the afternoon and evening so hit me up on msn IM when ya get on and we''ll work out the details k? or you can email me here caligirl39@sbcglobal.net. \r\n\r\nCali'),
(7889, '8b497f3146', 'dropped in to say HI @ ALL', 'after dFb_Bitch_killer introduced this site at \r\n[url]www.chilledoutfraggers.com[/url]\r\nI had to have a look :) .. nice site guys, well done!\r\n\r\ngreetz and UT4ever  :D \r\nDer_Ich'),
(7890, 'ffa0f06f6a', '', 'Hey dude, glad you made it over! Have a look at the alliedclans site and sign up as a supporter and get your clan on the allied-top list.\r\n\r\nAnd congrats, your user number 700 on our site. WOOOOOOOOO.'),
(7891, '45bf84129e', 'TESTING!', '??? Does it work?'),
(7892, '232f984a2f', '', 'yeah yeah!'),
(8176, 'ec70dd51d5', '', 'You know you suck when................'),
(12865, 'b287873b64', 'ha ha', 'satan wrote\r\n[quote:b287873b64]you just had a new one about 2 days ago, get a life.[/quote:b287873b64]\r\nLOL good point'),
(12867, '5465b03f5b', 'wow', 'some crazy MF jumping shit....WOW'),
(12868, '8c933509b0', '', 'Duded get married and have babies!'),
(12870, 'b59bec0194', '', 'Jimmy...... Great points buddy. The best was your last. If you don''t like it get the fuck out. Everybody could come to Canada and then want to move back to the USA to get a good job. Also, I just wanted to add a point that may have been missed in all of this..... If you didn''t vote, SHUT THE FUCK UP! You don''t deserve to bitch. If you did vote, bitch away. Remember to vote next time and maybe get the change that you want. :!:'),
(7897, '46bf3e7274', '', 'Hi ya ItsKJ welcome to our home! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(7898, '1f93d1ddfe', '', 'The big 700! Your the man. Thanks for stopping in. :P'),
(7899, 'ab6fceb88d', '', 'Looks like this is a done deal now. See you in the match. :P'),
(7900, '787dc27ac8', '', 'See you there soon. :P'),
(7902, '31112642e7', '', 'see u there. thanks cali see u soon 8)  :D  8)'),
(8026, '57a2b1f812', '', '[quote:57a2b1f812="p33kyboo"]naah wernt havin a dig just meant its very nice big but very nice  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:[/quote:57a2b1f812]\r\n\r\nI didn''t think you were giving me a dig.  I was just giving Cali the respect she deserves for my sig. I love it and wanted her to be reminded of that fact. Thank''s for letting me post about it again in your thread. :P'),
(12864, 'e0464f7bdf', 'lol', 'IM THE MUTHA FUCKIN JUGGANAUT BIIITCH.....HA HA  :lol:  :lol:'),
(7906, '0259ea1d64', '', 'Nice job evil one i really like that one'),
(7907, '5bf27d0ee3', '', 'well we knoe what you do in your spare time evil well besides stalkin little kids in your neighborhood tryin to be the next michal jackson it would obviously be SPAM YOU FIN SPAMMER!@!!!'),
(7909, '2d60720e0c', '', 'Hey der welcome to the forums'),
(7918, '114b91574a', 'best frens', 'you all are my best frens ever bAd and dFb you are my best frens :mrgreen:'),
(7919, '781001d8df', '', '8O'),
(8022, 'ecc729df11', 'Re: best frens', '[quote:ecc729df11="parker"]you all are my best frens ever bAd and dFb you are my best frens :mrgreen:[/quote:ecc729df11]\r\n\r\nThank''s Parker.  We are all great friends in both our clans.  We are happy to have you here. :P'),
(8021, '7a2c784d43', '', '[quote:7a2c784d43="MajerPayne"]well we knoe what you do in your spare time evil well besides stalkin little kids in your neighborhood tryin to be the next michal jackson it would obviously be SPAM YOU FIN SPAMMER!@!!![/quote:7a2c784d43]\r\n\r\nAhhhh Majer. Evil is one of the little kids in his neighbourhood. Although getting older, I''m sure he is not stalking kids. Try to get along with your clan members rather than giving them crap all the time.'),
(8020, '578aea9243', '', 'Thank''s Matt. You rock. :P'),
(8019, '31bbf9f9ec', '', '0oooo forgot to mention our webby address is \r\n[url]www.ut-spam.com/[/url]\r\n\r\nan our public ut server is\r\n[url]unreal://213.230.203.181:7777[/url]'),
(7946, 'bc3680eb2f', '', 'Hmmmmmm, maybe you need to go outside more Parker. lol'),
(7947, 'b07cf42982', '', 'Ok Jimmy nice pic but we don''t want parker''s mom seeing him trying to get it on with his computer. :wink: lol'),
(7948, '3613e745a3', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O  sniper1 just to let you know parker i am straight don''t get any ideas but evilone is open for buisness rockon2'),
(7949, 'ac82f1e040', '', 'wait wait i can translate it.It says welcome dFb and bAd wack lol sup'),
(7950, '60f3c4bf07', '', 'Here we go again :roll: ladies please stop we are supposed to be organized'),
(7951, '3f7b2a39be', '', 'wasuup 8)'),
(7952, 'cf61f86ff4', '', 'Sh**y A** jock why you jock BK i know you are family but.....................................JOCKER!!!!!!'),
(7953, '05327cd573', '', 'GET YO FRAG ON!!! :lol:  8)'),
(7955, 'ca42032ef9', 'Skins supported on the server', 'This is the only skin loaded on the server right now. (black) for both guests and clan members.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://mattman69.com/stuff/Downloads/Sniper_Skin_Pack_2k4.zip">DOWNLOAD HERE</a>'),
(8014, '92b6d13386', '', 'Good to know. Thank''s for the fast reply. And a Sig as nice as mine is not a waste of space. {dFb}Cali made it for me. Thank''s again Cali. :P'),
(8017, '4d5fc28d18', '', 'naah wernt havin a dig just meant its very nice big but very nice  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:'),
(8045, 'c1d1176bdb', '', 'no i meen it!!! sniper1'),
(8013, '66ab601d3f', '', 'Nice sig. And that is what this section is for. You big spammer! :P'),
(8012, 'edc740afb5', '', 'yep play ut an run a small fun clan with server aswell \r\ndo play 2k4 but recently formatted so have ta whack it back on prefer instagib an dm on 2k4 but play mh dm idm tdm ctf ictf jb an a very lil bit of bunny flippin fally off all the time track  :lol: on ut99\r\n\r\naye nice sig dont believe in wastin space do ya lol \r\nhi ya by the way :wink:  :wink:  :wink:  :D'),
(8010, 'b14b505535', 'sig test gerroff its mine i tell ya:):)', 'now is this thing gonna play up hmmmmmmm seems ta waste a message so hi all that pops in ta look  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D\r\n\r\n\r\n0ooooo easy way is just ta preview b4 posting a message lol but spose its fun anyways  :lol:  :lol:  :P'),
(8009, 'c21390a1f1', '', 'Thank''s for your visit. Come back often. Do you play UT99 or 2k4?  See you in the game soon. :P'),
(8008, 'e4794b2522', 'thought i would pop in an say hi', 'hi ya ppl hows it goin nice site by the way love the theme  :wink:  :D  :D'),
(8005, '742b067057', '', 'hahaha nice'),
(8056, 'e1ae6cda66', '', '[quote:e1ae6cda66="p33kyboo"]naah wernt havin a dig just meant its very nice big but very nice  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:[/quote:e1ae6cda66]\r\n\r\nYah well Peekyboo we tend to do thangs in a big way here  :wink:  :wink:  :wink: \r\n\r\n\r\nPS. Welcome to our home, its nice to see ya here :-) Come back soon and feel free to join us for some fraggin fun anytime :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8057, 'e1b57d0954', '', '[quote:e1b57d0954="GreenMan"][quote:e1b57d0954="p33kyboo"]naah wernt havin a dig just meant its very nice big but very nice  :wink:  :wink:  :wink:[/quote:e1b57d0954]\r\n\r\nI didn''t think you were giving me a dig.  I was just giving Cali the respect she deserves for my sig. I love it and wanted her to be reminded of that fact. Thank''s for letting me post about it again in your thread. :P[/quote:e1b57d0954]\r\n\r\nAwwww thanx Greenie your a (((((sweetheart))))!!'),
(8058, '7c0a88b99a', '', 'Hey there Der Ich Welcome to our home, thanx for stoppin by, come back often :-)\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8059, 'c4b18729f9', '', 'lol ya we are cali'),
(8060, '24fad40231', '', 'Good point, I will work on that.'),
(8066, '406b476e5c', '', '[quote:406b476e5c="Evilone"][quote:406b476e5c="MajerPayne"][quote:406b476e5c="squirrel"]8O  8O  8O  8O  sniper1 just to let you know parker i am straight don''t get any ideas but evilone is open for buisness rockon2[/quote:406b476e5c]LMAO good one lil nut boy[/quote:406b476e5c]\r\nOH! i thought you closed that buissness squirrel? did you re-open it with majer?[/quote:406b476e5c]\r\nevilone is closed for 2 weeks cause he asked his sister 10 bucks an hour'),
(8067, '30101baed3', '', 'yo SUP p33ky i will check your server out soon but i don''t instagib alot :oops:'),
(8068, '98430be2dd', '', 'whats up with the shanking its all about the blood spilling sniper shooting blasting a** caping heads and making sure they are f***in dead!'),
(8069, '3382d9be67', '', 'LOL nice 1'),
(8070, '9a14e11543', '', '8O that tight man *Props* :wink:'),
(8079, '6d742b1854', '', 'You know how i roll cali'),
(8083, '4917dc64c2', '', '8O tell me where do you come up with this shit? is it from real life or just your nut grabbing imagination?'),
(8084, '6ab2d36006', '', 'THE SKULL IS CHROME! Lol'),
(8089, '7369726a21', '', '[quote:7369726a21="Evilone"]8O tell me where do you come up with this shit? is it from real life or just your nut grabbing imagination?[/quote:7369726a21]\r\n\r\nIts his imagination Evil believe me!'),
(8090, 'd0e15c0dd4', 'different gun', 'i think for 2k4 along side the sniper rifle we should skin our own lightning gun, that would be sick'),
(8099, 'b3e0b4b731', '', 'Maybe the best job you have done yet. :P'),
(8101, '840365d4c5', '', 'AWESOME Evil!!! :-)'),
(8103, 'c5bfdf2380', '', 'Looks Great!  :D'),
(8106, '7e933e6408', '', 'Great idea necro i aggree man that would be pretty sweet'),
(8107, 'f602da8044', 'what it is ''do?', 'What up ya''ll? I''m still here and hopefully I will be back before too long. I''m slowly getting my PC built still. But it''s getting there..it''s modded all to hell. I''m getting the HD out of my aunt''s computer this weekend. So I will still have my site ''n stuff. I got a video card with tv out so I can use a tv until I get a monitor.my main issue is the processor..it''s going to be expensive...I still have yet to break the seal on my UT ''04 game..I''m glad to see the clan doing so well. You guys are in game right now...hope you win...well...i''ll ttyl\r\n\r\n-w0rd'),
(8108, 'f5ed523008', '', 'Good to hear from you buddy. Hurry back soon. :P'),
(8114, '555cbba47a', '{dFb} vs @lien 3-19-2006', 'Great match against the @lien clan. I had a good time in this one, a great and fun bunch of peeps. Anyway here are the results.\r\n\r\n{dFb} 4\r\n{_@_} 1\r\n\r\nFor a list of match images and all the details go here:\r\nhttp://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(8116, '953bcc249f', '', 'congrats dfb great job everyone else'),
(8120, '29d263ccff', '{dFb}-Bot is gettign good', '[URL=http://img98.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shot3kw.png][img:29d263ccff]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2963/shot3kw.th.png[/img:29d263ccff][/URL]'),
(8121, '05e1af7998', '', 'dFb RAWKS!! Great job guys and gals! \r\n\r\nAlien clan it was a pleasure playing ya''ll today your a GREAT bunch of peeps and ya''ll did excellent dispite the high pings. Looking forward to the match on your server I know it will be tons of fun! :-)\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8122, '7b40b14aee', '', 'HI PASS!! We miss ya so hurry back soon k!! :-)\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8123, 'dd9bb3085f', '{dFb} UT 2k4 Roster', 'All 99 {dFb} members are automatically part of the {dFb} 2K4 clan. We will be bringing on one new member  for 2K4, Bo Harley aka Luperox.  \r\n\r\nWelcome to the clan Bo!'),
(8124, 'f24739371d', '', 'Welcome Louperx! Glad to have ya with us on 2k4'),
(8125, '83df2766b4', '{dFb} 2K4 matches', 'Cali and myself will be working on getting matches set up for 2k4 over the next couple of weeks. We will keep u updated!'),
(8126, 'a1e42908d2', '', 'Welcome to the family Lup! :-)'),
(8127, '569e2453e4', '', 'Yo, welcome buddy!\r\n\r\nMike, you should be setting up a bAd 2k4 clan.'),
(8128, 'bdf9aad782', '', 'yea i will :)'),
(8133, '6b4994c48a', '', 'Welcome Louperx'),
(8134, '1d63839c45', '', 'Welcome Louperx!!  :D'),
(8135, '130bea138c', '', 'next podcast i want to advertise open spots in the {bAd} clan in both 99 and 2k4'),
(8136, 'b417a39d06', '', 'Howdy louprex!'),
(8137, '41c0c25234', '', 'Welcome! Kill Vanquisher please...'),
(8139, '8315f899ed', '', 'Great work everyone!!'),
(8140, 'f103e15bd7', '', 'Awesome job, dude!'),
(8141, 'f5a5bdb307', '', 'When you guys get it done post some pics....'),
(8142, 'a8321effda', '', 'i cant do it im jsut saying some one who knows how should make a red and black lightnign gun and if possible make the lightning red'),
(8149, '6a6470ed2c', '', 'all of those deaths where from him and all of his deaths where from you?'),
(8154, '132c8207ab', 'HOH Clan', 'Hey fellas, thanks for answereing the tech questions I posted on your web site while I was getting things set up.  The server is and ABSOLUTE NO RULZ server.  Anything goes, except cheating of coarse. lol  But put the kids to bed or play with headphones and strap yourself in.  It''s pretty fast (on small maps).  Some poeple use some vulgar voice packs.  The pulp fiction one seem to be flying around.  I usually cut them off with my own voice pack if it''s going to be to stupid, but if you can read, the message still says what it says.  Anyway the server ip is 216.15.144.140\r\nand our web site is a work in progress\r\nwww.houndsofhellclan.com\r\n\r\nHope to see some of ya there\r\nJake_'),
(8155, '46c9fefc2f', '', '[b:46c9fefc2f][color=green:46c9fefc2f]Now thats a good 1  :lol:  :wink:  :twisted: [/color:46c9fefc2f][/b:46c9fefc2f]'),
(8156, 'ba2161bb74', '', '[b:ba2161bb74][color=green:ba2161bb74]Why is it, when I see Cali''s sig,  I just want to spank her  :twisted:  :twisted:  :oops:  :oops: [/color:ba2161bb74][/b:ba2161bb74]'),
(8157, '5993dee167', '', 'Its not just you buddy. Did you sign up yet at alliedclans.org?? \r\ngit er done man.'),
(8158, '1270e670a5', '', 'No fuckin worries here about vulgare voice packs, Matt likes in the ass, so we are all used to it.\r\n\r\nThanks for stopin by buddy. Dont forget to visit Alliedclans.org and put your clan in the top list and the supporters section. Git er done man!!!!'),
(8159, '0e8be24576', '', 'yeah ahahah he almost beat me, i had like 13 health left and i was lucky to get him'),
(8160, '23340ff1af', 'UT2k4 Tweaks', 'http://www.tweakguides.com/UT2004_1.html'),
(8161, '1da5012bb0', 'Web Hosting', 'Hey fellas, where do you guys host your downloads on your web site.  Do I have to have something totaly separate other than my FTP?  I can seem to add the download to the server, but they don''t work.  and if you click on the actual file it says page cannot be displayed.  I''m retarded and I''m not the main site admin.  Just one of them.  But the main site admin dosen''t know either.  We are new and learning\r\nthanks\r\nJake_'),
(8189, '58c1df9381', '', 'Welcome Louperx!  See you in the game!'),
(8190, '00e683fb20', '{dFb} Podcast 4th edition links', 'yo yo\r\n\r\nmp3 download link\r\nhttp://mattman69.com/cgi-bin/Counter/be_dlctr.cgi?file=/stuff/podcast/podcast%20march19_1.mp3\r\n\r\nrss link\r\nhttp://mattman69.com/utsite/dfbclan.rss\r\n\r\niTunes link\r\nhttp://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=129656039&amp;s=143441\r\n\r\nTracker link\r\nhttp://mattman69.com/cgi-bin/Counter/be_dlctr_showlogs.cgi'),
(8191, 'cc76649c05', '', 'welcome to the insanity of our huge clan. its a pleasure to frag and be fraged by ya BO.'),
(8192, 'eb1aa265eb', '', '[quote:eb1aa265eb="MikeAnime"]welcome to the insanity of our huge clan. its a pleasure to fag and be faged by ya BO.[/quote:eb1aa265eb]\r\n\r\n\r\nWHAT!?!?!?!? You Homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(8193, 'f67fed1957', '', 'i want some one to teach me how to do player skins for 99 and 2k4  too'),
(8194, '4a72a5c956', '', '[quote:4a72a5c956="Katana"][quote:4a72a5c956="MikeAnime"]welcome to the insanity of our huge clan. its a pleasure to fag and be faged by ya BO.[/quote:4a72a5c956]\r\n\r\n\r\nWHAT!?!?!?!? You Homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:4a72a5c956]\r\n\r\n\r\ni never typed that'),
(8196, 'c3faf028c2', 'Post the podcast edition 4', 'Copy and post around in forums:\r\n\r\n\r\nHello from the {dFb} clan. We do a bi-weekly podcast, fun mp3 show with guests, UTnews, Map making tips, etc...\r\nWe would like for you to join us in the jimmyz and postman studio''s to talk about your clan matches, server and site info and other topics!\r\n\r\nThe podcast is available in two different versions for download, an mp3 which should be a streaming version, and and now for download on iTunes. Download and listen today.\r\n\r\nmp3 download link\r\nhttp://mattman69.com/cgi-bin/Counter/be_dlctr.cgi?file=/stuff/podcast/podcast%20march19_1.mp3\r\n\r\nrss link\r\nhttp://mattman69.com/utsite/dfbclan.rss\r\n\r\niTunes link\r\nhttp://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=129656039&amp;s=143441 \r\n\r\nIf there is any clan info you would like us to announce in our pod cast please contact jimmyz or thepostman at http://www.dfbgaming.com\r\n\r\nAlso check out and sign your clan up at allied clans http://alliedclans.org\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThanx and hope ya enjoy the show!\r\n{dFb}Admin'),
(8197, '4eccff1bb1', '', 'I dont think Bo swings that way Mike, your gonna have to stick with Tim.'),
(8199, '938f76e6a7', '', 'Thank you folks!  Glad to be here..  Have really enjoyed playing the freestyle sniper..  Quite a bit different from what I am use to. :P'),
(8202, 'dd0f2958b2', 'stfu testicles', 'i made a sig for my good buddy steve aka stfu testicles\r\n<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d186/jighpoe/stevessig.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>'),
(8203, 'a07f298857', '', 'Think ya got it goin on when ya get free eMail? Think again! Maybe you think you have 1 above everyone else when you engage in eCommerce? Nope. Just maybe you are convinced that you are [i:a07f298857]The King[/i:a07f298857] because you are a member of eBay? Not on your life! ..... You are only truly the best when you have......\r\n\r\n[size=24:a07f298857]eMac[/size:a07f298857]\r\n\r\nOrder in the next 10 minutes and we''ll give you eMac absolutely FREE! That''s right! No gimmicks, no substitutions, No utter BS! We want you to have eMac. Once you visit eMac, you''ll be glad you caMe. [i:a07f298857]Batteries not included[/i:a07f298857].\r\n\r\n\r\nSeriously all jokes aside eMac, we couldn''t handle it without all the shit you do for us!! We are forever thankful and appreciate your hard work and kickin ass!! :)\r\n\r\nTimmeh!'),
(8208, '21dfb768d7', '', 'it was a very good game and i think we all enjoyed ourselves to the max......................\r\n\r\nus at alien clan basically like playing the game win or loose its just all a bit of fun and at the end of the day its just a game...............................\r\n\r\nto be honest the ping wasnt a huge issue but i think you guys would have won anyway if our pings were lower as you are a great team...............and very good players.........\r\n\r\nso i cant wait for the rematch and maybe some payback on our server.hunting here we come yay........................im gonna chop zillas tail of and cook it loool lizard tail for dinner .......................hahaahha speak to you all soon riddick\r\n\r\nthanks to cali for keeping in touch throught the organising stage a pleasure to deal with'),
(8209, '5aea26be75', '', 'We need to pic 3 maps that we want to use as match maps, ideas?'),
(8210, '17f5a70b8b', '', 'You summed it all up dude, just a game to have fun with, you guys rock! Im sorry I missed the match on Sunday! I would not have made a difference anyway, but I enjoy playin. I will be in the next one.\r\n\r\nThanks for commin by buddy, see you in the game.'),
(8211, '93d7a0f3ec', '', 'Yep'),
(8212, '1413812898', '', 'K Ooooooo!'),
(8214, '0016623184', '', 'Aaron wasn''t suppose to share that story....Damnit. :lol:'),
(8215, '051c318c55', '', 'Great games to everyone it was a blast...Riddick I''ll just give you another DIRTY SANCHEZ..lol'),
(8216, '34fc6a36e9', '', 'lol funny tim what # do i call to order? lol'),
(8217, '19a5742ae4', '', 'I thought you already said hi? w.e. dont matter welcome man i will check your server out this weekend'),
(8218, '47b635b852', '', 'Ok did not need to see that and you need to make sigs bigger man just a helpfull hint :D'),
(8220, 'b86f88c628', '', '[quote:b86f88c628="MajerPayne"]lol funny tim what # do i call to order? lol[/quote:b86f88c628]\r\n\r\n\r\njust go to the local eMAC R us store :P\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nthat reminds me i need to go to EMcdonalds and order a big emac hold the cheese, lettuce and stuff.'),
(8221, '45e6636c6f', '', 'Welcome Riddick! I''m looking forward to the rematch..I couldnt make this last match due to a boring wedding!  But I will be there for the rematch!'),
(8222, '518e90fc33', '', 'Yo, WSUP man????'),
(8223, 'ba5738cb61', '', 'Welcome to our home. Come back often. :P'),
(8224, '1321494cfe', '', 'Please use maps with no secrets. :P'),
(8486, '6407465809', '', 'Im a total tardo with paint shop..   so until I work up a good dfb tag..   that''ll have to do.  LOL :oops:'),
(8226, 'f2f5adb6ca', '', 'Nice spam post evilone real smooth'),
(8227, '04e3068b87', '', 'Whats up Bro! Had Mad fun with you all! Can''t wait to do it again!'),
(8228, 'd7c31655c5', '', 'I dont know the name of it, but there is a livingroom and patio doors leading out to the backyard and there is a hot tub in the yard???'),
(8230, '3e4545bb5d', '', 'its making fun of my friend major'),
(8231, 'e0451881d5', '', 'Name?'),
(8232, '5bd15c5dfb', 'ha', 'CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"\r\n\r\n              Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come work\r\ntoday, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come\r\nwork."\r\n\r\n              The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you\r\ntoday. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.\r\nThat makes everything better and I go work. You try that."\r\n\r\n              Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what\r\nyou say and I feel great. I be at work soon..... You got nice house."'),
(8233, '4a3ee3d00e', '', 'Hi Ya Riddick! :-)\r\nWelcome to our home!! I had great fun too and enjoyed chatting with ya on TS last night\r\n :-) Come visit again soon! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8234, '732cb60979', '', 'I think that was quite big enough MP LOL! Too funny Necro!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8235, '3eb16c9695', '', 'YIKES 2k4 matches already! Of course im up for it, scared, but up for it LOL and ill start looking around for some 2k4 clans I think USA and TUC are now doing 2k4, we could challenge them. maybe we can choose some 99 maps we already know, I saw a remake of skullys landing that DMF shaggy made that might be a good one and dont we have sniper town and Zahltag on the 2k4 server?? those maps might be good ones....ya think???\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8236, '15518c9ecd', '', 'Just so ya''ll know the [DOC] rematch is on the 13th of May (the day before this rematch) I think we can handle two matches in a weekend don''t you all?  If its going to be a problem lemme know and we could reschedual it for June. \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8237, '25c2f234ad', '', 'i think ill pop on this forum quite a bit cos it seems like good fun and you guys are all very cool..............................\r\n\r\nit was nice talking to you to cali a good laugh................................\r\n\r\nciao for now riddick out loool'),
(8238, 'c2ae027214', '', 'lmao mate'),
(8239, 'deaa27e908', '', 'hahahaha funny man..g1'),
(8240, '884cbe3918', '', '&lt; i think someone has shaved lool&gt;'),
(8241, 'a85a0202a7', 'name change', 'hey all at dFb, just wondering if anyone could please change my name from this to SuS-Punisher?? \r\n\r\nCheers :D \r\n\r\nChappell/{SuS}Punisher'),
(8242, 'd06ef971b9', '', '8O'),
(8243, '981adb8154', '', 'u 2 man u 2'),
(8245, '48c1568a3a', '', ':wink:'),
(8246, '7c8b9951bd', '', 'yo bud jump in the game with us also join us on our podcast for some fun!'),
(8247, '6b0a9dd095', '', 'im gonna try and get on the pod cast  and play with you guys alot more cos you lot seem pretty cool................'),
(8248, '4947ce39f4', '', 'lol mate you know i olike the dirty sanchez shit....................hahahahahaha...hey i have max respect for you all anyway.........................and zilla dont worry mate ill work out how you play then maybe ill give you some competition......but i think i will die alot first.............hahahahahahaha'),
(8249, '5447034236', 'A Talk with Riddick!', 'Riddick left the alien clan today and is looking for a new home! He wants to join the dFb, I am thinking we should add him, couple of reasons\r\n\r\n1. He''s in the UK lets us grow over there maybe we can pic up somemore UKers\r\n2. We may want to expand in Europe (leasing a server)\r\n3. Also he was BS, wow what a deal another BSer finds there way to the dFb!'),
(8250, '0eaf540b88', '', 'Yes, I agree with you JZ. From what I hear he likes to administer websites and we can use that if we purchase a server in the UK. I also want to make sure we have room for TBYS when she want to join.'),
(8251, '8fd5feb620', '', 'I dont think she will ever join but who knows, will make room! As far as Riddick he said he would only be able to play in matches one maybe 2 times a month so as far as amount of maps per player shouldnt change much.'),
(8252, 'fe803b924a', '', 'I say YES!!! I talked with him quite a bit the other night and hes a GREAT guy.  Jimmy i agree with your reasons for wanting to ask him.\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8253, 'c00ad4bc73', '', 'LMFAO Andi, i thought they looked awfully smooth LMAO!!\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8254, '22740fe2dc', '', 'LOL funny!!'),
(8255, '004d409b3c', '', 'LOL Busted big time!'),
(8256, '53d1939b8a', '', 'LOL MP that was funny but we all know Necro definately doesnt sux @ UT, that dam {dFb}-BOT is a total PITA to play!\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8258, 'a570bd17c4', '', 'It''s not a bad idea.. But I think that since he is in the UK that maybe we should explain to him that alot of us don''t start playing until later at night over here in the US and by then it''s early in the morning for those UK''ers. He might be expecting alot, I just want him to be sure he wants to join before he does. Don''t want him to end up feeling like he did in the BS and then dump us as quick as he came. As for TBYS I know if she ever does decide to join us that she will be here for life.'),
(8259, '282dab6ef1', '', 'I think we should definately express that Matt I think he''d be happy here cuz dammit were just that likeable LOL :-)\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8260, 'b4e74b9015', '{FaA} VS {bAd} Rematch', 'Hello my friends I  just wanted to stop in and say hi and wish you all the best of luck in our rematch this sunday.Hell of a bunch of nice people here.always a blast playing you guys.Thanks for the games and the great fun.'),
(8261, '767c6d838a', '', 'You guys are fuckin A yourselves, wooooooo.'),
(8263, '8b460ae5f0', '', 'I agree, I talked with him in depth, like Bo aka Luporex, he is a shift worker so there may be days we dont see him. He emphized to me how he felt,  our clan is doing things that he wants to do. \r\n\r\nBefore we put it up for vote lets get all the admins imput, who are all the admins anyway?'),
(8265, '83aa86697b', '', 'YO!!! man it was a blast playign you the other night, even though you had ts problems it was a good time!! your an intense player and i still cant believe i beat you on that one board'),
(8266, 'f07baaa1d9', '', 'Glad to see ya man. i hope we have fun on sunday and good luck :) you will need it :P'),
(8267, '6a5fe11ce3', '', 'I think you got most of them, just Postie bitch, and greener left.');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(8268, '12e910c4b1', '', 'Although I have not talked to him on TS, I think he is a great sport when it comes to the game. I do agree with Matt about letting him know when we play but I don''t think that will matter to him. He seems to want a place to belong to. We can be that place. I give 100% yes to him joining. And as Jimmy said, he is another EX *BS* member.  :P'),
(8269, '071bb80168', '', 'Warrior, you and your clan are a great addition to the UT world. We love your attitude. Keep it up. :P'),
(8270, 'ef11ecc942', '', '[quote:ef11ecc942="alienclanRIDDICK"]im gonna try and get on the pod cast  and play with you guys alot more cos you lot seem pretty cool................[/quote:ef11ecc942]\r\n\r\nWe are! :P  Your not so bad either. :P'),
(8279, '252454b17e', 'Testies Testies', 'I used to have two!!!'),
(8281, 'b1cf1e0836', '', 'Very Nice!  :D'),
(8282, '7fdc90e22a', '', 'Just do it all ready! I am in!'),
(8283, '90e5c060a0', '', 'hey guys u probably already know but we have a new site now its: www.bk-knights.co.uk so please when u have a spare moment can u please reregister thanx :D'),
(8285, 'df2a7935be', '', 'The bots are all messed up!\r\n\r\nFor instance, the Deadman-bot is nowhere near as skilled (godlike?) as it''s name implies... :lol:'),
(8286, 'a816746efa', '', 'I''m in!\r\n\r\n2 matches in a weekend are my idea of fun!'),
(8289, 'c2c09e6ed6', '', 'Ha Ha good one Dead, you have to be careful sometimes a clan member goes in under the dFb bot name! I won’t say who but I’m sure you can figure it out!'),
(8334, '2eb054fab1', '', 'Smack the bastards down Warrior!! They need a good ass whopin'),
(12909, 'ae95d01614', '', '[quote:ae95d01614="MajerPayne"][quote:ae95d01614="Necrophuck"]your moms hairy and butch[/quote:ae95d01614]Well she must be doin somthin right if you keep comin back lol[/quote:ae95d01614] \r\nROFL took me a lil while to get that 1 lol nice 1 MP'),
(8336, 'e7ed0b24f9', '', '[quote:e7ed0b24f9="GreenMan"][quote:e7ed0b24f9="Deadman"]The bots are all messed up!\r\n\r\nFor instance, the Deadman-bot is nowhere near as skilled (godlike?) as it''s name implies... :lol:[/quote:e7ed0b24f9]\r\n\r\nWhy is that? Who did you steal your name from Deadman?[/quote:e7ed0b24f9]\r\n\r\nWell, if you must know... it was an original name originating from my usual result of having started online gaming UT with a winmodem!  That is, me lying on the ground dead.\r\n\r\nNow Greenman-bot and Homo-bot are definitely one and the same!'),
(8337, 'd82c131475', '', 'That''s really awesome Spawn!'),
(8338, '4c4e3581d9', '', '[quote:4c4e3581d9="Bitch_Killer"]Did you sign up yet at alliedclans.org?? \r\ngit er done man.[/quote:4c4e3581d9]\r\n[b:4c4e3581d9][color=green:4c4e3581d9]I am planning too, Just been busy as hell spending $$$ on Ebay  :oops:  :oops: \r\n Looked like Santa has stopped by my house this past week   8O  8O [/color:4c4e3581d9][/b:4c4e3581d9]'),
(8339, '7feec414ec', '', 'i think the little bitch made it, you all should no who that is'),
(8340, 'bbe5408cff', '', 'BURN!!! Good one Dead!!! \r\n\r\nWe all know the dFb-Bot is allot better than Matt, I think its Mirt sniper goin in as dFb-Bot??????'),
(12902, '8e454f0531', '', 'i like the last one use that its alot better'),
(12904, 'b74344a877', 'TEESTT', 'Avatar + sig'),
(12907, 'eb992ec901', '', 'Avatar....................Cool\r\nSignature................Not'),
(8342, 'c53829e693', '', 'i LOVE it Spawn I especially like the font LOOKS SO COOL!!! So who made it then?? Id like to ask them where they got that font cuz i want it!!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8343, 'c26b1dbfac', '', 'Hey wait i though i was the one who gave the whoopins around here??? LOL :P'),
(8344, 'c7a0c76538', '', 'im pretty sure 99% of the guys around here wouldnt mind getting our asses whooped by you'),
(8345, 'a2b70a8f04', '', 'i do believe matt made it'),
(8346, 'aea66d7388', 'sig', 'i use photobucket to host my sigs but it resizes them and they are too small, is there a better site and or can someone mabye host it for me'),
(8347, 'ae4f468856', 'jailbreak', 'who created jailbreak'),
(8348, '9eeea6667f', 'need ut99 please!', 'hi y''all,\r\n\r\nis it possible to still download the game from the site?  I was given a computer from my mom-in-law and need to install it.  let me know if it''s still available, ok.'),
(8349, 'cfc9d8505b', '', 'http://mattman69.com/Downloads/UnrealT436.rar\r\n\r\nyo'),
(8350, 'f00db4b8b9', '', 'Whos the 1%?'),
(8351, 'e155693e1c', '', 'cheers guyz :D \r\n\r\nfrag yerz l8r :twisted:'),
(12899, '5eb73186e4', '', 'Witch 1'),
(8353, '5d516dfde5', '', 'Matt u rock dude!'),
(8397, '13d8a21ac1', '', 'he did make it'),
(8398, '4c537f13c8', '', 'Thanks very much!!'),
(8399, 'a96af4556d', '', 'cough cough burn motha fuger cough cough lol :D'),
(8400, '7599b53d93', '', 'It''s pretty cool but Evil is right it''s to big.. Actually it''s to long, the width looks about right though. And it''s actually ok to not have the ip''s on there'),
(8401, 'b358961de2', '', 'well if it is the first one that actually says {bAd} on it it should have the ip and majer i cant resize it because im at the wrong house but you can save one of the pictures that are already on the front page and fit that one on it if you dont know how to do that ill do it for you but i can only do that tonight or tommorow'),
(8403, '78507f3399', '', 'I think if you want to do that one, you should say...... {dFb} &amp; {bAd} Clan.  Not using the name clan twice.  Also maybe you should say....... Two Clans.....One Familly.  People need to know that although we are two seperate clans, we really are one big familly. :P'),
(8404, 'f7792d1a59', '', 'My pick is Postie.  He sent me the same picture without the name on it, a few months ago. Could be wrong though. :P'),
(8405, '569939f3bd', '', 'What is going on with this? Any progress?'),
(8406, 'cc60eff07a', '', 'There is a sticky in the private section with more info.'),
(8408, '8c857209d3', '', '[quote:8c857209d3="GreenMan"] Two Clans.....One Familly.[/quote:8c857209d3]HMMMM didnt i put that in somthing i did before lol ! Yah about how long it is i was on TS with cali last night tryin to get a general idea of how big i should make it and she said that the second one (with the ip''s in it) would be fine so i guess i will resize it again. And as far as the two clans one family thing i dont have enough room to put that in there unless i take the ip''s out.'),
(8409, 'cac92df43a', '', '[img:cac92df43a]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/Welcome2.jpg[/img:cac92df43a]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[code:1:cac92df43a]http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/Welcome2.jpg[/code:1:cac92df43a]\r\n\r\n\r\n[color=green:cac92df43a][size=24:cac92df43a]Satisfactory?[/size:cac92df43a][/color:cac92df43a]'),
(8412, '4648600626', 'things thant anoy me', 'they are chors,people in front of the tv,and you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x'),
(8413, '50570c0ef0', '', 'What a nice thing to say thanks parker'),
(8414, '5461d16c00', '', 'So much for us being Parkers best friends! :?'),
(12893, 'aa477aeadb', '', 'Hey Necro do you think that we are aloud to use some of these images thank god that he hasnt put his name on them lol and i see that you have used some of his images aswell'),
(8418, 'f57d96b0ed', '', 'STILL TO BIG'),
(8422, '8f1e05be8d', '', 'DUDE like you would know i mean its just as big if not a litte bit smaller than that welcome screen pic of the dead sheep'),
(8425, '2644785b82', 'test new sig', 'test'),
(8426, 'dae4e1c215', '', 'wrong place to put it Chalk'),
(8431, '00da0da125', '', 'awsome sig  man looks like yer ready for 99 and 2k4'),
(8432, '8a1f62deae', 'Hey squirrel didnt you ask for a sig?', 'Hey nut boy i recall you askin me for a sig a while back well here you go lol hope you like it\r\n\r\n[img:8a1f62deae]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/squirrelsig.jpg[/img:8a1f62deae]\r\n\r\n[code:1:8a1f62deae]&#91;IMG&#93;http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/squirrelsig.jpg&#91;/IMG&#93;[/code:1:8a1f62deae]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you dont want a squirrel incorperated in the sig then i think i could whipe somthing else up no prob'),
(8435, '8290a3caab', '', 'That last one looks fine MP, Im sorry if i was wrong on the size i didnt realized when ya resized using contain proportions using the w=460 iy would be so tall.\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8436, '9cd7996d08', '', 'thats frens!'),
(8438, '0f8459ae08', '', 'Its all good'),
(8440, '175f5423d9', '', '[quote:175f5423d9="jimmyz"]thats frens![/quote:175f5423d9]\r\n\r\nI stand corrected!  :roll:'),
(8441, 'da8c1249d2', '', 'That is way to freakin funny not to use it.  I think you should go back to that name and forget about Naruto.  Good job Majer. :P'),
(8446, '9e74610376', '', 'Thank you thats skill son lol i thought it was pretty funny'),
(8448, '7ff26e336e', 'RATTEK SIG!!!', 'This was not only done by me but i had some help from my good friend Mr.GreenMan enjoy Rattek.\r\nTell me what ya''ll think\r\n\r\n\r\n[IMG]http://photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/?action=view&amp;current=ratteksigdone.jpg[/IMG]\r\n\r\n[code:1:7ff26e336e]&#91;IMG&#93;http&#58;//photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/?action=view&amp;current=ratteksigdone.jpg&#91;/IMG&#93;[/code:1:7ff26e336e]'),
(8449, '4bde846b69', 'RATTEK SIG!!!', 'This was not only done by me but i had some help from my good friend Mr.GreenMan enjoy Rattek.\r\nTell me what ya''ll think\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:4bde846b69]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/ratteksigdone.jpg[/img:4bde846b69]\r\n\r\n[code:1:4bde846b69]&#91;IMG&#93;http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/ratteksigdone.jpg&#91;/IMG&#93;[/code:1:4bde846b69]'),
(8450, 'f499920004', 'test', 'While listening to Majer Payne and Greenman discuss Rattek''s sig, I was inspired to finish mine.  :wink:'),
(8451, '4e415c1bb2', '', 'looks awsome gj :) (mine better) thanks to MajerPayne and greenman they rock :)'),
(8452, 'c74562672d', '', 'this is fuking awsome man i love it it resimbles me MUHAHAHAH hehe (u rock) keep up the good work :)'),
(8453, '989125bd87', '', 'can u make an avatar while u at it please with the cool sig but with just the Rat :) thanks'),
(8455, '9991c59649', '', 'that last one kicks ass but how about one that says \r\n\r\nUT 99 UT 2K4 BF2\r\n\r\n{dFb} {bAd}\r\n\r\n\r\n3 games 2 clans 1 passion Fragging YO AZZ\r\n\r\n\r\n :?'),
(8456, '6514a4b5d1', '', 'OMG I LOOOOOOOVE it thats soooo perfect for him MP!!! I''ll add it for him tomorrow, \r\n\r\n\r\nThanx!!'),
(8458, 'a69ce18bb7', '', 'Looks Awesome!!  :D'),
(8459, 'de3ce87e0c', '', 'Great Job, Majer!! :D'),
(8460, '1c152e1005', '', '8O'),
(8461, '7f1dd44dc7', '', 'nice sig demon!'),
(8462, 'a811b65444', '{dFb} vs *wDx* 3/25/2006', 'Great match with the wDx clan! I only wish I could have been there  :( \r\n\r\nResults below\r\n\r\n{dFb} took all 5 maps\r\n\r\nScreenshots and full details can be found here: http://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(8463, 'e4cb18cb9a', '', 'Props to WDX, you guys are great sports!! Way to go. I really enjoy playing clans like yourselves. Look forward to the rematch.'),
(8465, '9b05d848ef', '', 'ok I added the pic, ofcourse I did edit it a little and resize it but it''s prety much the same thing.'),
(8469, 'd77680d299', '', 'NIce job demon i like the grundge looking background it all goes together real nice !'),
(8470, '2f8984cbf8', '', '[quote:2f8984cbf8="Evilone"]nice sig demon![/quote:2f8984cbf8]\r\n\r\nI like it also...Very nice DK!\r\n\r\nAnd very nice work on your new sig Major.....LOOKS GREAT!'),
(8471, 'ff2923f1c6', '', 'yah no prob dude i will make it sometime today when i get the chance'),
(8472, 'f7d6133432', '', 'ok cool thanks matt\r\n\r\nMike that is a great suggestion next time i come accross a cool image i will remember that and might try it out ! thankz!'),
(8474, 'fc184acb9d', '', 'NICE JOB YOU GUYS !!!! keep it up'),
(8477, '2d880ef069', '', '[img:2d880ef069]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/rattekavatar.jpg[/img:2d880ef069]\r\n\r\n\r\n[code:1:2d880ef069]http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/rattekavatar.jpg&#91;[/code:1:2d880ef069] \r\n Put this code in your account info that says "link to offsite avatar" or somthing like that ok.'),
(8478, '20ea007784', '', 'wow ok thats bigger than it looked lol'),
(8479, '7ed63569fa', 'is this good?', '[img:7ed63569fa]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i175945537_52088.jpg[/img:7ed63569fa]'),
(8480, 'da7fe0de27', '', 'Awsome man that clown looks sick man'),
(8481, '84c5162e2a', '', '[img:84c5162e2a]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/rattekavatar2.jpg[/img:84c5162e2a]\r\n\r\n\r\n[code:1:84c5162e2a]http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/rattekavatar2.jpg[/code:1:84c5162e2a]'),
(8483, 'e9bf451b31', '', 'Although we did really well in this match, kudos go to the wDx clan for being such great sports. Not one single complaint during the whole match. You guys are welcome at our server anytime you want and we will be sure to check out yours so we will be ready for the rematch. :P'),
(8484, 'e25c056705', 'Re: test', '[quote:e25c056705="demonkiller"]While listening to Majer Payne and Greenman discuss Rattek''s sig, I was inspired to finish mine.  :wink:[/quote:e25c056705]\r\n\r\nGlad that I could be your inspiration. Nice work. :P'),
(8485, 'b3181c5140', '', 'Great job dFb! wDx ya''ll are a class act group really enjoyed playing ya''ll it was GREAT fun!!!\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(10931, 'bc2c879a10', '', 'I cant really take the credit.....]-HOH-[Killer Lady made my siggy for me............'),
(8490, '5228e75e24', '', 'wDx it was great fun and you are a truly classy clan!\r\n\r\nLook forward to the rematch!'),
(10743, 'e09b02af08', 'Yet another one', 'Tell me what you think\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:e09b02af08]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/majersig.jpg[/img:e09b02af08]'),
(10744, 'c2796be6e8', '', 'Fuck man, looks just like you? =/'),
(8510, 'ae49e1ebe9', '', '[quote:ae49e1ebe9="MajerPayne"][img:ae49e1ebe9]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/Welcome2.jpg[/img:ae49e1ebe9]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[code:1:ae49e1ebe9]http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/Welcome2.jpg[/code:1:ae49e1ebe9]\r\n\r\n\r\n[color=green:ae49e1ebe9][size=24:ae49e1ebe9]Satisfactory?[/size:ae49e1ebe9][/color:ae49e1ebe9][/quote:ae49e1ebe9]\r\nignore evilone he takes pills lol nice job majer.'),
(8511, 'b527102c0e', '', 'And btw what is up with the f***ed up post under avatar.majer had lots more'),
(8512, 'f1121578b6', '', 'Yeah Naruto is getting old i am thinking of Ñë­­­-¥ö now =).Just kidden -=§qüï®®ëL 4 L¥fë=-'),
(8513, '352386fda7', 'w00t testing', 'Testing.testing 1 2 3 if ya like it holla at me cause majer is a P.I.M.P fo making this sig for me.REPRESENT!!!SQUIRREL POWER!!!RESPECT US!!!'),
(8515, '65e74584b4', '', '[quote:65e74584b4="Cali"]Hey wait i though i was the one who gave the whoopins around here??? LOL :P[/quote:65e74584b4]\r\n\r\n :wink: Sorry we gave them a A$$ Whoooop''en this time  and they LOVED it..!! :evil:  \r\nEVERY (BOOM HEAD SHOT there was....!  LOL GOOD  GAME EVERY ONE&gt;&gt;&gt; :P'),
(8520, '4d3504f86d', '', 'Hi everyone at dFb and bad! Great game bad! Win or Lose its all in fun! :wink:'),
(8521, '5f61bfffe8', '', 'Freakin great Avatar there Kill a u.'),
(8522, 'b9b783dacd', '', 'nice :) u like mine?'),
(12890, '16f6cda7ea', 'what', 'that is why you don''t like soccer...heheh\r\nclose game can be amazing too, but when a team get come out with a perfect game like that it''s amazing!!!\r\nhttp://www.ynet.co.il/home/0,7340,L-4189,00.html (just prees play on the video window u have there, and see the perfect game)\r\nenjoy!!!'),
(8525, '5c08df352e', '', '[b:5c08df352e][color=green:5c08df352e]So much death and destruction........\r\nI like  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted: [/color:5c08df352e][/b:5c08df352e]'),
(8526, '5f8b637f0f', '', '[b:5f8b637f0f][color=green:5f8b637f0f]If there wasn''t a squirrel , we would all go nuts  :twisted:  :wink:  8) [/color:5f8b637f0f][/b:5f8b637f0f]'),
(12889, 'db4664ae3b', 'hard on', 'well i guess mike would get a hard on from that too\r\nhttp://news.walla.co.il/ts.cgi?tsscript=media&amp;id=74437&amp;type=5\r\nthere is a chance that she is writing a mail for you mike\r\nLOL  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(8529, '655ea8aa59', '', 'lol'),
(12855, 'c4e78bbf0f', '', 'your moms hairy and butch'),
(12856, 'a5ecdd9418', '', '[quote:a5ecdd9418="MajerPayne"]Hey satan i thought russian bitchez were hairy and butch lol[/quote:a5ecdd9418]\r\n\r\nSorry to dissapoint you, but those are men you''re looking at.'),
(12888, 'ca6e687878', '', 'Your a little bit late but here it is\r\n\r\nhttp://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;t=1424\r\n\r\nand remember im the juggernaut bitch!'),
(12876, '42c5da9840', '', 'Once again Sauron is right :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll: spam'),
(12877, '6cdf58f6a6', '', 'Look at Sauron /\\\r\n............................||\r\n............................||\r\n............................||'),
(12878, '86fb7e0209', '', 'Once again Mike is a anime dude that needs a girl :roll:'),
(12879, '4bd2865e1d', '', '[quote:4bd2865e1d="Necrophuck"]your moms hairy and butch[/quote:4bd2865e1d]Well she must be doin somthin right if you keep comin back lol'),
(12880, 'd2530cbe76', '', 'How do you see that as a good game sauron?? i like a close good game where in the end my team wins by a touchdown with 6 sec left lol'),
(12881, '0ddbdab60f', '', 'LOL i new you would get a hard on from that one mike lol'),
(12882, 'cd0335cfe3', '', '[quote:cd0335cfe3="Necrophuck"]charles, charles get out of my head charles, dont you knwo who i am[/quote:cd0335cfe3]LMFAO I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS PART LOL FUNNY SHIT GOOD1 THERE NECRO'),
(12883, '4fbe1ea670', '', 'I got photoshop and cant do SHIT with it so ask testicular if he can talk to me in a month on TS when i get home and show me some pointers on it ok??'),
(12887, '37330bda5b', '', 'what the hell r u guys talking about?'),
(8537, 'c8ddaa7af8', '', 'cool sigs!\r\n rockon2'),
(8545, '95b232fcd8', '', 'no i use photoshop and i jsut made a new sig as you can see, but fuckign gay photobucket reduced it to a third the size, its fucign stupid, i dont know what to use to keep it the size i made it'),
(8546, '41f2855ccb', 'new sig still too small?&gt;', 'did it work'),
(8547, 'e8e57e57a3', '', 'fucking right it worked'),
(8549, '6dcd74b2f2', 'damn it', 'i had a funny joke to tell you but now i forgot'),
(8550, 'a656fd7d13', 'instead of joke', 'i found this instead of remembering the joke\r\nhttp://www.break.com/index/bkwhopper27.html'),
(8551, 'fe6ccb4d0b', 'got the joke', 'haha this is pretty funny\r\n\r\nA man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and his elbow pokes her in the breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma''am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you''ll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I''m in room 436."'),
(8552, '0dc723217f', 'bitch killer?', 'hey bitch do you happen to play racket ball by any chance?\r\nhttp://www.heavy.com/index.php?videoPath=/content/afv/flash_video/AHFV_RacquetballMan'),
(8553, '4fc88f334f', 'gi joe', 'check out every last one of these videos, there fucking hilarious, especially the jamaican man one\r\nhttp://www.thetravisty.com/GI_Joe_Parodies.php'),
(8554, '5c0eb26df0', '', 'you really know your testicles major, good job'),
(8555, '762ff1858f', 'apple gamer', 'i hate macs\r\nhttp://www.thetravisty.com/Just_Funny/wmv/Apple_Gamer.htm'),
(8560, '19d9f301ba', 'Hello from *wDx*Maverick', 'Hello DFB Clan  just checkin out your site\r\nits cool lol will pop by your server sometime\r\n                               *wDx*Maverick'),
(8563, '35afe65316', '', 'Welcome to our home Maverick, Kick off your shoes get a beer and make yourself at home! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8565, 'ad19b8bf7a', '', 'Oooooh nice work Necro i really like this one!! :-)\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8569, 'f4d2a4cb99', 'New Clan', 'http://www.createphpbb.com/estclan/index.php\r\n\r\nEST clan ex ASC peeps'),
(8571, '24d0b2291a', '', 'ooooooh cool!! will go have a lookie now.\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8572, '8b3b2aa000', 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY Zilla!', 'Ooooh the big 30 today, ready for the cane and rockin chair eh??? LOL :twisted: Hope ya have a most excellent day sweetie!  :D \r\n\r\n\r\nBirthday HUGZ!'),
(8573, 'e292d9d263', '', 'The size looks just fine to me Necro :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8574, '3229bbdf58', '', 'yah great job necro'),
(8575, '186ccf97ee', '', '30 years congrats zilla'),
(8576, 'ede6abfd1c', '', 'Hey maverick welcome bro'),
(8577, 'adac516b22', '', 'Thank you Lup :D and mike :D'),
(8578, '4b87c3128f', '', 'LOL good 1 mike\r\n\r\n\r\nThanks deamon it means alot whe you guys give me good comments on the sigs i make'),
(8579, '6382d57a3c', '', 'Thats sweet necro i like the text and grim reaper image nice job'),
(8580, '2144728cfb', '', 'If you want help with paintshop i can help you man'),
(8581, '15bebe688b', '', 'thanx for the welcome guyz \r\nfrag u later'),
(8585, 'ea52a46a13', '', 'yeah i finnaly fixed it, i used a diff hosting site that lets me put it to whatever size i want'),
(8587, '5482dcc476', '', 'thanks alot, im startign to get used to photoshop, i really liek how its just black and white, gives it a cool look'),
(8588, '157e5997d2', 'innapropriate ??', 'hahaha whos the little bitch that changed my line under my sig hahaha'),
(8590, '77ef3b5569', '', 'Nice job Necro!  :D'),
(8591, 'd51e074425', '', 'What did it say before??\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8592, 'f11491d7dc', '', 'the line below my sig used to say dead girls cant say no, its from a funny t shirt that i thought went with my name rather hialriously, im changing it back now, i think matt changed it , or probably bitch cause i made fun of him'),
(8594, 'fe2cf48fea', '', 'It wasnt me, I was playing raquet ball all day????'),
(8597, 'e19cc66535', '', 'lol that sucks still funny though'),
(8599, '2f838e5341', '', 'hahaha so it was you bitch'),
(8602, 'f9f9ffc700', '', 'i dont see it changed 8O'),
(8603, 'e31d26e438', '', 'fuck bitch leave it alone'),
(8604, '4f598a7282', '', 'Happy birthday ------------Old MAN!LOL!'),
(8605, 'ab569f0bd3', '', 'Happy birthday!!! :)'),
(8606, '2db6db52b5', '', 'K..  I appreciate it...  Ill have to dig through all my old dvd''s and see if I still have it..   had it once, but reformatted it since then.  I usually save stuff like that though..   Ill check on it..\r\n\r\nThx!'),
(8607, '924707bb83', '', 'Happy Birthday Bud! Nice to see you finally reached the age of a men....lol!'),
(8609, 'a81d658497', 'Schwetty Balls, A Christmas Classic from SNL', 'Ok click on url and then click on the pic of the two women to watch this hillarious video of a SNL skit...\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://jeremy.zawodny.com/blog/archives/005986.html\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8610, '2b892a7f22', '', 'THATS A SWEEEET SIG POSTIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(8611, '3edad54996', '', 'LMAO'),
(8612, '1a7241905e', '', 'Yah no prob man'),
(8613, 'aadd2a0abf', '', '[quote:aadd2a0abf="necrophuck"]fuck bitch leave it alone[/quote:aadd2a0abf]\r\n\r\nI didnt touch it knob gobbler!!! Maybe you forgot to click on save???? dumbass!!!!'),
(8614, 'c86c9b91e8', '', 'Happy birthday u fag!'),
(8615, 'd69a640faa', '', 'Happy birthday Sanchez!!'),
(8616, 'aba3eab810', '', 'Happy birthay!'),
(8617, '0d8af21a88', '', 'Day late but Happy dirty sanchez big boy! :P'),
(8618, '6281cd3a28', '', 'Welcome. Enjoy the time that you spend here. See you in the game before you see me.'),
(12686, '31a6a4498b', '', 'THANKS PARKER 1!!!!!\r\n\r\n\r\nCHECK OUT HE AVATAR YA''LL!!!'),
(12687, '43f708a602', '', 'You may want to recheck your facts:\r\n\r\n1. Bush was arrested 1976 for DUI this is a serious crime! However this crime was a misdemeanor not a felony. It was Labor Day weekend – Let me guess no one here ever drank then drove? One of us in the dFb or bAd probably did over the weekend or will this weekend and that person may or may not get caught! \r\n\r\n2. The media and Democrats keep repeating it over and over: &quot;2.3 million jobs lost&quot; since President Bush took office. His could be the worst job record since before World War II, they claim. \r\nIt''s not true. http://money.cnn.com/pf/features/lists/state_unemployment/\r\nNot only has there been no net loss of jobs during the Bush administration, there has been a net gain, even with the devastation of 9/11. At least 2.4 million jobs have been created since the president took office, 2 million of those in 2003. The gains more than offset the losses.\r\nAt least 366,000 jobs have been created in the last five months, over 100,000 of those in January, White House press secretary Scott McClellan has noted. And though the eight-month recession “officially” ended in November, economic indicators are surprising economists and pointing toward a take-off in the recovery. \r\nThe 5.6 percent unemployment rate is the lowest in two years and below the average of the 1980s (7.3 percent) and ''90s (5.8 percent), and still continues to drop. \r\nThe nation''s economic output revealed the strongest quarterly growth in 20 years. The data for the fourth quarter of 2003 show that the civilian labor force rose by 333,000, while the number of unemployed in the labor force dropped by 575,000, and the number of so-called discouraged workers is less than .3 percent of the workforce. \r\nConsumer spending grew between 4 percent and 5 percent last year, and real hourly earnings rose 1.5 percent. Real earnings have risen over the last three years. \r\nExports doubled to 19 percent in the fourth quarter, compared to less than 9 percent in the third. \r\nThe number of American workers is at an all-time high of 138.5 million, a level never before attained in U.S. history. \r\nJobless claims are 10 percent below the average of the last 25 years and still falling.\r\nHiring indices are up, even in manufacturing. \r\nProductivity growth is extremely high. \r\n\r\nNow the doomsayers are criticizing the validity of the unemployment rate, which at 5.6 percent does not fit their gloomy story.\r\n3. The US trade deficit expanded afresh in April, worsening to 63.4 billion dollars as imports of oil and cheap goods from China rose. \r\n\r\nhttp://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/useconomytrade\r\n\r\nTell you what you as a True American can do to help the deficit – you ready? Stop driving your fucking car! And stop buying shit made in China, Korea Asia in general. Will you do it? Will you do either one of these? That’s what I thought!\r\n\r\nWhat has our terrible President done to try to help the deficit? Gave tax breaks to company’s that are developing alternative fuel and US car manufactures that are developing Hybrid cars! By the way Congress (Democrats tried to stop his cuts but the House, Republicans, passed it)\r\n\r\n4. Biggest drop in the Stock Market – wow I guess that statement I just got from my broker that says +15% earning this year really met -15%. If you check your history of the Stock Market you will find something called the Great Depression 1935 - 1949 and Black Monday.\r\nI believe Roosevelt was President during the Depression, o ya he was a Democrat! Yes Black Monday (1987) was a Republican - President Reagan, however after 8 years of Democrats fucking shit up Reganomics started to work in 1988 and the US recovered…You probably where not even born in the 70’s and 80’s!\r\n\r\n5. Um Bush cut taxes for everyone! I was paying 32% tax with Clinton in office I now pay 26% (I don’t male 200,000 a year, far from it)\r\n\r\n6. Do you know why the Administration makes so much? During Clintons Administration he approved a bill to increase Government salaries (President, Congress, and the House) by 50%. Nice pay increase. I am sure Republicans where not complaining, would you?\r\n\r\n7. Even when a President is on vacation he is on call, 24 – 7 all year (that includes weekends)\r\n\r\n8. Cut unemployment – GOOD GET TO WORK YOU LAZY FUCKS! My taxes pay for unemployment, so the guy next door can smoke dope and drink beer all day and get paid!\r\n\r\n9. Dissolve treaties – you talking about the countries that have War Lords and kill woman and children if there husbands don’t join there cause of drug running I mean Government reform?\r\n\r\n10. Attack sovereign Nations – See 9.\r\n\r\n\r\n11. Why is the US resented so much? I travel around the world and every country I visit I am welcomed not sure what countries\r\n hate us unless you are talking about item 9. and 10. Yes drug lords hate it when we take there power away – go figure! German and France don’t count they have always hated us!\r\n\r\n12. Biggest threat to world peace. The only two countries keeping Iran, China, and India (to name a few) from making a Nuke is the US and the UK!\r\n\r\n13. Security failure – not even going to go there read my post to Jolly aka Bourne when he posted the stupid video!\r\n\r\n14. Last but not least you don’t like it here GET THE FUCK OUT. There are 2 million illegal immigrants coming here every day (some are Doctors, lawyers, nurses ex.) I wonder why?'),
(8622, '0dbb7549db', '', 'i take u up on that greenman\r\nthe 1st to one frag\r\nlol what u think lol'),
(12684, '79e7fbf1a1', '', 'I didnt post this to be liberal at all just some random facts'),
(12685, '49939dc2c7', '', 'OK I THOT I SAW THE GRATEST SIG BEFOR BUT THIS IS SO ASOM \r\n\r\n__________________________________________\r\nFRAG FRECKING ON!!! merockon'),
(8625, 'f9d72ca7c0', '', 'OMG LOL :-)'),
(8626, 'a3e9191e08', '', 'LOL good one :-)'),
(8628, '8b15dac1b4', '', 'LMAO'),
(8629, '0d701848f4', '', 'BAM!'),
(8634, 'c6ccc8b095', '', 'ahhhhhhhhh hahahaha BK stop letting your son get on your comp and put vids. online LOL'),
(8635, 'ee554b2d32', '', 'HAHAHA im goin to go to a hotel real quick and give that a try lol'),
(8638, '9e85a61748', '', 'I got the point and won the game, wtf''s the problem????'),
(12682, 'a8b9e15f68', '', 'Good work with the b/w and color!  :D'),
(12683, 'a7e21dd5fd', '', 'GLAD YAH LIKE IT :D :D :D :D :D :D'),
(8643, '07d7b06000', 'nvidia driver trouble', 'So did anybody ever figure out the problem with ut99 using nvidia''s newer drivers?  I was able to solve my problem with my AGP 6800, by using an older driver.  I now have ditched that old AGP system, and went with a Pci-Xpress system, with a nvidia 6800gs card.  UT99 just freezes my movement sporadically and often, I go to move forward and the screen just blurs.  \r\n\r\nI tried using the previous solution of reverting back to an older driver to no avail.  I can only use drivers going back to late last year, anything older and they don''t support my card.  The one that I found before was from early or late 2004.  The only way to play without these hangups is to revert to software rendering, which  is even worse than 16-bit.\r\n\r\nAny suggestions?'),
(8645, '2d433daf1c', '', 'Hi guys is it possible to send me that Banner for the G2G Clan Base. 5x2"\r\n\r\nKind regards\r\nDayo007 G2G Crew\r\nwww.gaming2gamers.co.uk'),
(8646, '381c14d723', '', 'i have the 6200 agp nvidia and the current drivers with no issues.\r\n\r\nnow your issues with a pciE card could be the motherboard and or bios isnt compatable with pciE cards.'),
(8647, '78900a88b6', '', 'I don''t think so, it plays everything else super. :('),
(8649, '23a6d85292', '', 'almost at the 750 mark!'),
(12874, '378aac855a', '', 'http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/hellllllsigs/?action=view&amp;current=marinegifthells.png \r\n\r\n\r\ni like this one  :D'),
(12679, '8482e9df2d', '', 'now thats a sick sig\r\ngood work alex'),
(12680, 'e7475cc78c', '', 'bush may have balls but he sure as hell dont have the brains &quot;he he he he&quot; ...i like kitties...DUH'),
(12681, 'ba4c744fef', '', 'As soon as I cool off from reading your pussy ass liberal remarks I will post my reply! \r\nSsgt Rev. James J Zeman HH-60 Crew Chief (Gulf War Vet) \r\nO ya that was a war when you where shitting in diapers and guess who was Pres? Bush senior - why GW1 o I don’t know maybe it is because a madman killed 700,000 of his own people and invaded Kuwait! I will let you do your research lets see what kind of democratic liberal bullshit you come up with! Remember I was there, I think I have a pretty good idea what was going on compared to a reporter that was not with in 10,000 miles of Iraq! A nd probably shitting in there diapers 2!'),
(8657, 'ddf65c9a3c', 'Playa of the month for March', 'Its official, the wienner is, opps I mean winner is..................................................\r\n\r\nNOCTURNAL!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nWOOOOOOOOO, way to go buddy. Im gonna have to get that vote bot from you when its my turn.'),
(8659, '9206f4d909', '', 'yeah woo hoo nice job noc your a gamer geek lol jp'),
(8660, 'eb29a91ca4', '', 'SOLUTION: ................................................GET AN ATI = NO PROBLEMS :D'),
(9210, 'b43157d8c0', 'some info', 'well i get alot of question around about israel and the army service and stuff...\r\nso i tought to shoot some info to the air...lol\r\nnot everybody got the fact that i''m from israel in the Middle East,....yeah yeah...far far away :)\r\n(that is the reasone for my fucking high ping!!!)\r\nisrael it a new contry, only 57 allmoust 58 years old!!!\r\nthe population is about 6.5 million, moust of them jewish, somthing like 4.5 million.\r\ni come from jerusalem = the capital city of israel :)\r\nno we don''t have camels here all over the place...he he\r\nat the age 18 we go for 3 years service in the army (guys) 2 years (girls) it''s an obligation.\r\n(myself...i was in the air force)\r\nyes u all know we get alot of teror action...but it''s not like we going with helmet all day..  :lol:  :lol: \r\nthings on T.V look''s much more shitty than reality.... yeah yeh u can drop by when ever u wan''t.... :)\r\nand now for....your favorite topic.....THE Hebrew word of the MONTH ( i''m not around that much for word of the day  :wink: )\r\ncomputer=machshev\r\narmy=ztava\r\nmattman gay = mattman homo...just kidding[size=18:b43157d8c0] ([color=red:b43157d8c0]love u dude[/color:b43157d8c0])[/size:b43157d8c0]  :lol:  :lol: \r\ncali...she is hot = cali she is cusit ...he he ...(yeah babe..we all know u are)\r\nbitch_killer = horeg zonot...i swear i didn''t curse u ... :lol:  :D \r\ni guess that is it... (if u like to ask somthing u welcom to do it)\r\nadmit u are much more wise after that post  :P \r\nand remember...\r\none sniper (bAd one  :wink: ) to rule them all\r\nu can''t hide.......I SEE U...  sniper1 \r\nc ya\r\nyour friend...Sauron\r\na.k.a itai :!:'),
(8665, '9ce0949f08', '', 'Way to go Nocturnal. How many times did you vote for yourself? You and TBYS had a real battle there.  :P'),
(8666, 'f1648f9d05', '', 'lol i know squirrel trust me i know\r\n\r\nNice job editing it mattman i still like the "who''s next?" thing at the bottom that you cropped off but it still looks cool and i like the bloody text too'),
(8667, 'bc9b4cdcc9', '', '[quote:bc9b4cdcc9="wDx-Maverick"]i take u up on that greenman\r\nthe 1st to one frag\r\nlol what u think lol[/quote:bc9b4cdcc9]\r\n\r\nDidn''t I already kill you? :P'),
(8668, '8e5217a917', '', 'Glimmer might beable to help ya out with your trouble poorman. He seems to know alot about the nvidia. He''s on TS alot more than the forums so hop on TS when you get a chance and pick his brain.'),
(8669, '1e889e630d', 'Cheaters', 'I  have a tech question though to any dfb memeber. I am very new to the server side of UT and everything is running great. If I were to suspect some one of running a hook or a cheat some how. How do I check? I have the UTDC17c installed. But I''m sure that thing is not full proof. This person seems to be able to shoot people why they are in false walls. Not ramdom firing either. I could see if the guy just splashed the area where he might suspect someone, but it''s dead on accurate, And no my gun barrel wasn''t sticking out either.lol any help fellas?\r\n\r\nThanks\r\nJake_'),
(8670, 'a8d5749f8a', 'lol', 'dy: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.\r\n\r\nFOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.\r\n\r\nWell, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don''t feel like it, I just want you to hold me."\r\n\r\nI said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"\r\n\r\nSo she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You''re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can''t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"\r\n\r\nRealizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.\r\n\r\nThe very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn''t decide which one to take so I told her we''d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn''t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That''s fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all\r\ndear, let''s go to the cashier."\r\n\r\nI could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don''t feel like it."\r\n\r\nHer face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"\r\n\r\nI then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You''re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can''t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"\r\n\r\nApparently I''m not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I''m smarter than her.\r\n\r\n\r\nAlright girls. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.\r\n\r\nMen, repost this because you have balls'),
(8672, 'e75205cd79', 'icons are killers', 'http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/icon.htm'),
(8673, '1300573aee', 'madnos', 'http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/icon.htm'),
(8674, '9739757f10', '', 'He could be running in 16bit.. If you are hiding behind a false wall and are close enough to it you can easily be seen by someone running in 16bit'),
(8676, '595f1e8011', '', 'yeah That''s what I kinda thought. 16bit.  what do you do?  Is there anyway to police that sort of thing?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThanks alot \r\nJake_'),
(8677, '9df6926851', '', 'Its part of the game, some people use it, others dont, nothing you can really do about it. Sorry man.'),
(8678, 'f2dbc1953c', '', '[quote:f2dbc1953c="Jake_"]yeah That''s what I kinda thought. 16bit.  what do you do?  Is there anyway to police that sort of thing?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThanks alot \r\nJake_[/quote:f2dbc1953c]\r\n\r\nSome clans run a special gun mod that will not display the crosshairs if you are not running in 32 bit.. The problem with that is that some people who still have weaker machines need to run UT in 16bit.. If you ask me 16bit is fine and false walls are for pussy''s!!  :lol:'),
(8679, '42cb46a03e', 'hi', 'hello everyone!!!!! :D'),
(8680, '9dd6360351', '', 'Well hello stanger, nice to hear from you again. I hear you have a new job, I hope everythings cool with ya? Git in the game girl!!!'),
(8681, '73db0a96fb', '', 'Ya, pussy''s!!!'),
(8682, '0f87066d2b', '', 'Here are my Nvidia settings for my GeForce 6800GT agp card using the 66.93 drivers for my Geforce 6800gt card, not sure of what drivers you should be using with your card. I''m hoping the card isn''t overheating.\r\n\r\nAntialiasing settings;   8xS\r\nAnisotropic Filtering;   16x\r\nImage settings;          Quality\r\nVertical Sync;            On  (LCD monitor)\r\nForce mipmaps;         none\r\nConformant texture Clamp;  On\r\nExtension limit;          Off\r\nHardware acceleration; Single Display mode\r\nTrilinear optimization;  On\r\nAnisotropic mip filter optimization; On\r\nAnisotropic sample optimization; On\r\n\r\nI hope this helps. UT99 I run it under OpenGL.'),
(8683, 'b2c47def40', '', 'Hey.........thanks guys, I only voted for myself about 12 times and I have no idea where the other 300 votes came from. I guess I need to give a shout out to all my fans and...............thanks guys and gals :lol:  :lol:'),
(8684, '94e5211f27', '*****I''M MAD AS HELL*********', 'http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/madness.htm'),
(8685, 'f33ddf80dd', 'they are gay', 'http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/backstreet.htm'),
(8686, '7735835474', 'thats just rong', 'http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/backstreet.htm'),
(8687, '7e1fb311f0', '', 'Way to go Noc !'),
(8688, 'ab4a0e1db2', '', 'Holy Smokes! it''s PB !!!!! good to see you again, its been so long!'),
(8689, '3cd03e0e89', '', 'lol :)'),
(8690, '7372256992', '', 'noc''s da man!'),
(8691, '58bfa860a6', '', 'Allright girl! good to Hear from you!'),
(8692, '1eeea12ca1', '', 'CONGRATS NOC!!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8693, '10da2b3737', '', '(((((PB))))) GREAT to see ya here!! We miss ya lots! hope ya will get more free time to come play more real soon! :-)\r\n\r\nTake Care:-)'),
(8695, 'c382577914', '', 'WTG Noc!!  :D'),
(8698, '9f494166c6', '[DoC] forums', 'Lo all. The url of the [DoC] forum is changed into: http://www.donvanvlietweb.nl/docclan/forums/'),
(8701, 'ed80bd3cc1', '', 'yo'),
(12677, '1dfb0f79e0', '', 'spamer! :-x'),
(12678, 'c153875285', '', '[quote:c153875285="Evilone"]:-x Granted but they are a million Male deer (bucks)\r\n\r\nI wish i had a million DOLLARS :-x[/quote:c153875285]\r\n\r\n\r\n(lmao thats how i woulda done it exept i would have added they all took a poop at the same time on the front lawn and you have to use your bare hands to clean the mess.)\r\n\r\n\r\nok granted but someone stold your identedy and racked up a billion dollars in debt, died before you could prove your case in court and now you owe on all his bills and now your going to debters prison.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\ni wish to be a celerbety just for one day'),
(8706, '0418db5ce7', '', 'maybe lol'),
(8711, '04c1f3da3c', '', 'PB great to see you still around i hope to see and frag yo azz in game some time :)'),
(8713, '937de4342a', '', 'Yo Yo Yo welcome back. :P'),
(8716, '3ab6eb69f1', '', 'Thank''s for the info. :P'),
(8717, '933a5f4ccd', '', '[quote:933a5f4ccd="Nocturnal"]Hey.........thanks guys, I only voted for myself about 12 times and I have no idea where the other 300 votes came from. I guess I need to give a shout out to all my fans and...............thanks guys and gals :lol:  :lol:[/quote:933a5f4ccd]\r\n\r\nOnly 12? Are you not good enough to vote for more than that? I may have voted for you more than you did. Good job bud. you deserve it. :P'),
(8718, '8c5d3bb2bc', 'Postie and Jimmy Z meet up....', '<a href="http://img88.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jimmyznpostie2mm.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4294/jimmyznpostie2mm.th.jpg" border="0" alt= /></a>\r\n\r\nAhh...good times were had by all at the Cracker Barrel in TN...(if you click on the image it will provide you with a larger image.;) )'),
(8719, '1a2025729d', '', 'That''s cool guys! But only one pic.?'),
(12675, '163f264de3', '', ':-x Granted but they are a million Male deer (bucks)\r\n\r\nI wish i had a million DOLLARS :-x'),
(12670, '949f264f23', '', 'WATCHA THINK??'),
(12672, 'ccc11ec420', 'Re: haha', '[quote:ccc11ec420="Sauron"]heheh funny shit\r\ni wounder what could come up from spelling jerusalem[/quote:ccc11ec420]\r\n\r\ni dont think i want to know'),
(12673, '3dc7aac922', '', '[quote:3dc7aac922="Evilone"]Granted but they are all boy squirrels and you need to mate with them to create other sqiurrels\r\n\r\nI wish i could say the word &quot;Cinaminiumum*[/quote:3dc7aac922]\r\n\r\n\r\ngranted but you can only say it while engaged in anal sex with parker.\r\n\r\n\r\ni wish i had a million bucks'),
(12674, 'ec461cbdaf', '', 'yup greenie it does take balls to cut medicare, medicade, affordable housing and disability benifits \r\n\r\nand i have medicare, medicade and collect disability and i cant get into affordable housing because i earn too much money at work with only 5,000 USD a year.  :-x'),
(8724, '12e296abe0', '', 'That''s Great!!   :D'),
(8740, '9db46f61f4', '', 'Congrats!'),
(8743, '163f1fc826', '', 'Thanx DonvanVliet :-)\r\nDo we need to reregister at the new location?\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8754, 'cec3d00f0e', '', 'well thanks for the input fellas,  Yeah I understand people using fossile''s for computers and can''t run 32 bit.  Sucks to be them.  as far as false walls.  I don''t mind them but I designed a gun with a pretty distinctive sound and muzzle flash.  So if your in one on my server,  more than likely you will get owen anyways.  Hell I didn''t make the maps.  I just play them.  LOL  Cya fellas\r\n\r\n\r\nJake_'),
(8762, '8421ad7709', 'Re: nvidia driver trouble', '[quote:8421ad7709="poorman"]So did anybody ever figure out the problem with ut99 using nvidia''s newer drivers?  I was able to solve my problem with my AGP 6800, by using an older driver.  I now have ditched that old AGP system, and went with a Pci-Xpress system, with a nvidia 6800gs card.  UT99 just freezes my movement sporadically and often, I go to move forward and the screen just blurs.  \r\n\r\nI tried using the previous solution of reverting back to an older driver to no avail.  I can only use drivers going back to late last year, anything older and they don''t support my card.  The one that I found before was from early or late 2004.  The only way to play without these hangups is to revert to software rendering, which  is even worse than 16-bit.\r\n\r\nAny suggestions?[/quote:8421ad7709]\r\n\r\nyou wouldnt happend to have a dual core procssor would you? if so i had the same problem then after all the stuff i changed i finaly took my dual core out and put my 3500+ back in and all works Great...hope this helps you out bro'),
(8765, '952d321afa', '', 'cool avatar and sig luperox');
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(8766, '111d7c0a1b', 'Funny jokes', 'A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir," says the bartender. "That''ll be one cent." "One penny?!" exclaims the guy. "That’s right." \r\n\r\nSo the guy glances at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas and a salad?""Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "That’ll be four cents." "Four cents?" says the guy.\r\n\r\n"Jeez, I’d like to meet the guy who owns this place!" "He’s upstairs with my wife," says the bartender. "What''s he doing with your wife?" asks the guy. "Same as what I''m doing to his business." \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAn elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.\r\n\r\nAfter many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president''s office. \r\n\r\nThe president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.\r\n\r\nThe president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"\r\n\r\nThe elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."\r\n\r\nThe president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"\r\n\r\n"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."\r\n\r\n"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don''t mind I would like to come back at 10 o''clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."\r\n\r\n"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.\r\n\r\nThat night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.\r\n\r\nThe next morning at exactly 10 o''clock the elderly woman arrived at the president''s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president''s testicles were square.\r\n\r\nThe president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.\r\n\r\nThe president was happy to oblige.\r\n\r\nThe elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."\r\n\r\nThe elderly woman did so with a little smile.\r\n\r\nSuddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall.\r\n\r\nHe asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it''s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10! o''clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTwo engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"\r\n\r\nThe second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ''Take what you want.''"\r\n\r\nThe second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn''t have fit."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA newly married couple are honeymooning in India. As they''re walking through a bazaar they see a sign that reads: "Magic sandals. Guaranteed to improve your sex life."\r\n\r\nThe couple walk into the shop and are greeted by the shopkeeper. "These magic sandals," he tells the wife, "will increase your husband''s sex drive and make him an accomplished lover." The wife tells the shopkeeper that her husband wears a size 10, and that he''d like to try them on.\r\n\r\nSo the husband sits down, puts on the sandals and gets a gleam in his eye that his wife has never seen before. The husband rips his pants off, bends the shopkeeper over the counter and goes to town.\r\n\r\nFrantically the shopkeeper screams, "The sandals! You''ve got them on the wrong feet!"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nLMAO  :lol:  :D  8O'),
(8767, '712f46725d', '', '[b:712f46725d][color=green:712f46725d]I think I may have added about 60 of those votes  8O  8O \r\n\r\nHaving Seperate ISP''s on 3 pc''s does come in handy  :wink: \r\nJust have to remind myself to vote daily too put you guys back in the #1 spot[/color:712f46725d][/b:712f46725d]'),
(8768, '37fa2d647f', '', '[quote:37fa2d647f="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:37fa2d647f][color=green:37fa2d647f]I think I may have added about 60 of those votes  8O  8O \r\n\r\nHaving Seperate ISP''s on 3 pc''s does come in handy  :wink: \r\nJust have to remind myself to vote daily too put you guys back in the #1 spot[/color:37fa2d647f][/b:37fa2d647f][/quote:37fa2d647f]\r\n\r\nWell get on with it then. :P'),
(8772, '434f50779f', '', 'lol i have allways whantrd to see that thing'),
(8773, 'ca6c5da81c', '', 'Thanks for the support mikey'),
(8774, '140459cbb3', '', 'First time I seen that believe it or not LOL... That guy is nuts! Not any different than the rest of us though hehe.... Nice to get a face with the voice that''s been narrating our kills :D'),
(8775, '6ce9c31e7f', '', 'LOL thanks for the share Parker :)'),
(8776, 'eae1c7be4c', '', 'ROFLMAO! Some great ones there Major! I like the sandals one the best lol  8)'),
(12872, '27a05f60d4', 'Re: Hi Guys!!! :-)', '[quote:27a05f60d4="Cali"]Well guys as of tonight ya can start calling me Caligram :-) My son called me bout an hour ago said they were taking her in for early C section didnt erxplain why but as far as i know all is ok with her. Im just anxiously waiting to hear from them that the baby was born and alls well and its driving absolutely NUTZ not knowing.\r\n\r\nSorry for my absence lately had to take a break from gaming and with baby coming early been a lil more busy than expected. I MISS all of ya terribly and will be back on soon hopefully tomorrow if im not at hospital, but if not ill let ya''ll know how thangs are going through here.  i will be at match on sunday if there not enough room for me to play no biggie ill still come on and be your cheerleader LOL :-) \r\n\r\nIm off to try and catch up on forum biz hopefully ill be talking to ya''ll soon on TS.\r\n\r\n\r\nBIG HUGZ!!![/quote:27a05f60d4]\r\n\r\nBoy......... You''re old. LOL. Cya when you get back Cali.'),
(8782, '19718f7dd1', '', '[b:19718f7dd1][color=green:19718f7dd1]I''m mad as hell as well. \r\nThe past 2 days , I''ve had 4 packages of M&amp;M''s and didn''t get 1 single green M&amp;M  :evil:  :evil: \r\n\r\n\r\nI''ve left the Mars Candy Corporation 2 nasty e-mails  :twisted:  :twisted: [/color:19718f7dd1][/b:19718f7dd1]'),
(8786, '93e574bae0', 'CLAN PRACTICE -Fri  -APRIL 7th-', 'Same time same place cya''ll there! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8789, '5b1b87db82', '', '[quote:5b1b87db82="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:5b1b87db82][color=green:5b1b87db82]I''m mad as hell as well. \r\nThe past 2 days , I''ve had 4 packages of M&amp;M''s and didn''t get 1 single green M&amp;M  :evil:  :evil: \r\n\r\n\r\nI''ve left the Mars Candy Corporation 2 nasty e-mails  :twisted:  :twisted: [/color:5b1b87db82][/b:5b1b87db82][/quote:5b1b87db82]\r\n\r\nI like the Green ones too. :P'),
(8792, '93d25f1a96', '', '[quote:93d25f1a96="GreenMan"][quote:93d25f1a96="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:93d25f1a96][color=green:93d25f1a96]I''m mad as hell as well. \r\nThe past 2 days , I''ve had 4 packages of M&amp;M''s and didn''t get 1 single green M&amp;M  :evil:  :evil: \r\n\r\n\r\nI''ve left the Mars Candy Corporation 2 nasty e-mails  :twisted:  :twisted: [/color:93d25f1a96][/b:93d25f1a96][/quote:93d25f1a96]\r\n\r\nI like the Green ones too. :P[/quote:93d25f1a96]\r\n\r\ntoo bad they wong make bags of just green ones for you man :)\r\n\r\nparker ya sure you didnt get the easter edition ones?\r\n\r\n\r\nwho knows maybe green man took their green dye for himself ?'),
(8796, 'acb715ea29', 'Scammer gets scammed!', 'http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/  :lol:'),
(8801, '567253ddb5', '', 'me to :P'),
(8802, '9f9f7d7ac1', '', 'hmmmm this is weird maybe to weird lol majer your a "young one" to ya little fagget lol'),
(8810, 'a3d0c05d73', 'Just a Heads up!', 'My internet conection has been up and down all night due to a tornado passing a few block away from me! Lots of damage tree and shit around ! I will try to make the Match but if my internet remains this way there will be no way I will be able to play tommarow! But I plain on kickin some ass and taking some heads ----------all out of my hands right now! See ya tommarow I hope!\r\n\r\nHere is a link of what happened! Just glad the family is ok and we are all still here! \r\nhttp://www.wkrn.com/'),
(8811, 'e55b510518', '', 'take care Postie, and keep your head down!'),
(8813, 'fa59dfb889', '', 'Lol Good story Matt!'),
(8816, 'bbb31eec24', '', 'Glad that you are ok Postie. Now get in the game. :P'),
(8820, '59d34fe012', '', 'Hmmmm, wonder what happened to Jeff???? Good one.'),
(8821, '854f6db73b', '', 'Postie,\r\n\r\nLiving in this area of the country gets to be a drag this time of year, those tornados pass my way before they come down to hit you!\r\n\r\nMy internet connection was down most of last weekend due to this stuff, and I''m back up and running now.\r\n\r\nDid I ever tell you how softball sized hail crushed my old house like a beer can 5 years ago?  The fun never ends here in the midwest!\r\n\r\nCYA in the game soon.'),
(8825, 'b4ef3ed991', '', 'Yah i get the same crap down here in Florida so i  know how yah feel postie.'),
(8826, '0001ff0b3c', '', 'hmmmmmmmmm your what 12 evil?? i have a good 4 years on you so your the young one'),
(8829, 'ea89579b2e', '', '[quote:ea89579b2e="MajerPayne"]hmmmmmmmmm your what 12 evil?? i have a good 4 years on you so your the young one[/quote:ea89579b2e]\r\n\r\nNow CHILDREN......... stop fighting. :roll:'),
(8831, '8d2e03c022', '', '[quote:8d2e03c022="GreenMan"][quote:8d2e03c022="MajerPayne"]hmmmmmmmmm your what 12 evil?? i have a good 4 years on you so your the young one[/quote:8d2e03c022]\r\n\r\nNow CHILDREN......... stop fighting. :roll:[/quote:8d2e03c022]\r\n\r\nyea before green has you cut a switch to tan yer ass  :roll:'),
(8832, 'dddb7eb170', '', 'dont know how i missed this thread but happy belated b day man.'),
(8833, '7bb5ca5485', '', 'I have a dual core 4400 and it works fine...........sometimes I have to reboot my PC due to it being glitchy but after tqaht it plays fine.'),
(8834, '4674a8a48c', '', 'I forgot Dead -------you are close to me and get the same stuff ! LOL! It''s all good now---------well In my home atleast! Just feel bad for the others down the road ! They have no place to go! \r\n\r\n\r\nA beer can -A-! Damn! That would have been a site to see! Your still here so --------- I have to gues that whats wrong with YA ! Got hit in the Head with a Fast pitched Hail ball! LOL! JK!'),
(8837, 'd2b54394ac', '', 'Hell yes-----------------------I am so there!'),
(8840, 'd437804789', '', '[quote:d437804789="Nocturnal"]I have a dual core 4400 and it works fine...........sometimes I have to reboot my PC due to it being glitchy but after tqaht it plays fine.[/quote:d437804789]\r\n\r\n\r\nyup thats what mine was doing'),
(8843, '9dbaff2d0f', '', '[b:9dbaff2d0f][color=green:9dbaff2d0f]Don''t feel Bad, I missed it as well  :oops:  :oops: [/color:9dbaff2d0f][/b:9dbaff2d0f]'),
(8844, '0d106f62a9', 'Three way rumbles or LMS!', 'So I was thinkin maybe we could host a three way rumble or a LMS or even a 300 frag Dm winner take all thing! I think we have all worked hard latley and deserve to let lose and have a no holds bar killem all frag fuckin! I am ready to have alittle dfb Fun and kick some asses and get my ass kicked! So IF your in -----------------Lets do this thing! ALl clans all individuals --------anyone who wants to just have some mother fuckin fun----------------------Lets get the details paned out ----set it up-------and get fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(8845, '3954d8e0b5', 'How''s about setin the server Up as a 32 Man server?', 'Lets pack the house and fuckin jam this server out!!'),
(8846, 'febad09f6c', '', 'Whats up DOC is in da house!'),
(8847, '907a9225cf', '', 'I have heard a joke just like that one but aliitle different! Still a good one!LOL!'),
(8848, 'fa19593790', 'Dicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', '[size=24:fa19593790][/size:fa19593790][color=red:fa19593790][/color:fa19593790]FUCK VERN [WOLF]!'),
(8849, '890aeae4f6', 'Slackin!', 'Sorry guys !I have been slackin on maps! I do have a 24k on in the works!'),
(8851, '2a5da8cea0', 'Sigs!', 'Gettin better and mor familar with Photoshop now! And sig request------let me know! We also have many other folks Kickin ass with thier own one of a kind kick ass sigs too! Like Cali---DK(kickin big time )Evilone----------Major pain-in my ass!(jk)And more! So if you need a sig for here or any where-----------Just ask us! We love to help out!'),
(8853, '0078f43e77', 'Server have been slow!', 'We need to get in and Play boys and girls! Get back to havein good old fuckin fun!'),
(8854, '773aeb6f39', '', 'Great fun Boys!'),
(8860, 'a8a7568f19', '', 'Good job Jake! you go get em!'),
(8862, '23472a604e', '', 'I like our rules! They Kick ass! All about the fun boys! Just kill or be killed! If ya can''t take it----------then I guess you suck! This is all for fun --------so enjoy it Bitchs!'),
(8863, '0c08c5fb7a', 'Our 2k4 servers!', 'Our servers kick ass and take names! Get the fuck in the Game if you think you can handle it!'),
(14698, 'aa602af7b5', '', 'eh go back with ur gay testicles boy since u think he is all that lol Naw man u know i am kidden we are family and i cannot dis that so my VOTE is HELLZ............................................................................Ya lol ya''ll no he is a good friend and maybe his homie test pulled him in that other clan =/'),
(14700, '7e859a96b3', '', 'i''d have to say absolutely fuckin not'),
(14452, 'eec2f813a9', '', 'Thanks all\r\n you are and remain \r\nin my mind at least,   some great folks'),
(8870, 'c4cfe37e15', '', 'The Fag never even replied to this....You Fag Zilla...Where Are ya Bud?'),
(8871, 'ccfe2801e8', 'Hellooo', 'Hi guys,\r\n\r\nI''m [BoX]Rabbit, I was playing Godzilla earlier... OMFG... I so kicked his arse, and then I woke up and realised he''d already won... :(\r\n\r\nHahaha... No, no... I got whooped, so I asked him to teach me, so we spent a while on the dFb freestyle server... That was fun!! He said to come on here and check out for the next practice session, I''d love to join in (both on TS and in game). So if there''s a mailing list or something, or if someone can tell me on MSN my email is:  jokerjp@montego.co.uk\r\n\r\nI''m more of a freestyle guy myself... Telefragger to be precise...  And that''s the one thing Godzilla didn''t beat me in.  8) \r\n\r\nI look forward to learning from the best!!\r\n\r\nBy the way, whoever made the translocator and stealth shield, THANK YOU!!!  I run BoX, which is a small private telefrag server, I use the dFb translocator and shield myself so whoever did it, did an AMAZING job. I know from making a rifle how hard it is to code. So well done.\r\n\r\nAnd lastly of course, great clan!! See you all soon ;)'),
(8872, '878af46f74', 'Some ideas...', 'Hello again,\r\n\r\nI was on the freestyle server before and noticed that the common assassin skin doesn''t work :( it would be cool to see that on your server...\r\n\r\nThe other thing was that I couldn''t telefrag on the CTF maps... Is it meant to be like that? \r\n(Sorry I don''t know &gt;.&lt;)'),
(8873, '08814ab06c', 'The Drunk', 'A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his\r\nhand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches\r\n "Can I help you sir?"\r\n"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the\r\nman replies.\r\nThe cop asks "Where was your car the last\r\n time you saw it?"\r\n "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man\r\n replies.\r\nAbout that time the cop looks down and sees\r\n the man''s wiener hanging out of his fly for all the\r\n world to see.\r\n He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you\r\nare exposing\r\n yourself?"\r\n Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at\r\n his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts\r\n out..........\r\n"Holy shit ----- My girlfriend''s gone,\r\n too!!!!!"'),
(8874, 'cac14c1024', '', 'We don''t support the Assaain Skin we have our own guest skin that is just like our own clan skin except that it says guest on the back....Having another skin on the server is just another download for someone new!...\r\n\r\nYou can find the Skin here--&gt; http://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&amp;d_op=viewdownload&amp;cid=1'),
(8875, '1b404a9d20', '', 'You were learning from Zilla, he sucks man, he is one of our worst players, you should ask someone else for help. JK of course, he rocks!!!\r\n\r\nNice of you to stop by, we practice every friday night at 9 est, come by whenever you like.\r\n\r\nWe also play 2k4 if your interested.'),
(8876, '36a12e36b7', '', 'Hi Rabbit thanks for stopping by! \r\n\r\nAlot of us here get knocked around by Zilla...lol! Damn good player he is!\r\n\r\nI''m curios as to how good you are with the translocator because Zilla is pretty good with that aswell!\r\n\r\nWe have a map called Telefrag Arena.....I think we should gather a few friends sometime and have a go at telefragging! I need some practise...I''ve been playing crappy latly....lol  \r\n\r\nI always enjoy a good translocter game! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(8877, '1e6ae0c90a', 'Yellooooooooooooooooooooo', 'Hi guys, just popped over to say hi, and hope all is well  :D'),
(8878, '1333939424', '', 'Thanks!'),
(8879, 'adc62c17cd', '{dFb} vs WOLF 4/9/2006', 'Not much to say about this one except that WERE[WOLF] is the biggest cry baby I have ever meet. Not only did this guy alter a map that we made with invisable teleporters but when we were kicking there ass''s they started to kick our players from the match saying we were running when in fact we were all camping (all 8 of us) in the same room and none of our guys moved! I feel sorry for the rest of there members who will end up getting a bad name playing on a cheating clan. I do not recommend anyone playing this clan at all.  \r\n\r\nSo we will take this as a win since the score before they started to kick our guys was\r\n\r\n63 {dFb}\r\n43 WOLF\r\n\r\ncheaters never prosper and crying don''t help either'),
(8880, 'ae19e74e3d', '', 'I know about the TF arena, that''s where I played Zilla. You can ask him, out of all the telfrags I got in on him, he only got me twice :P. We stopped playing that map because there wasn''t many people on. :(\r\n\r\nI''d love to telefrag you and I''ll try and be on for next friday''s practice!\r\n\r\nWhen are you on Katana? ...We can arrange a TF match before then...\r\n\r\n[edit]\r\n\r\nSorry Killer, I don''t play 2004 &gt;.&lt; UT99 only :('),
(8881, 'ec5f6f23f9', '', 'Wolf pussied out and Banned our players and don''t do what we do and just Showed Wolf clans true nature --------like every other clan that has played Wolf! \r\n\r\nFuck Wolf Vern and TY *BS* clan for the heads UP! You were right! Fuck Wolf Vern! A true reason they are where they are and We are where we are! Fuck Vern Wolf! \r\n\r\nFor the rest of Wolf Clan!-------Props to ya for livin with that shit! You all are much more of a man for puttin up with that Shit! We would be glad to relieve any Wolf clan members from thier livin Hell they must live in on a day to day basis!  \r\n\r\nHere is a link you can read others problems with Vern Wolf !  \r\n\r\nhttp://www.blacksheepclan.com/modules.php?op=modload&amp;name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=71&amp;mode=thread&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0'),
(8882, '125dd7c163', '', 'Yo, wsup dude, thanks for comin by man, see ya in the game.'),
(8883, '38c08bc6e6', '', 'Welcome and enjoy. :P'),
(8884, 'fc652e71ea', '', 'I was on TS for this board and I heard that all our poeple were in the same room and same spot except for one. That one was across from the room that the others were in and was CAMPING to get anybody that was trying to get into that room. From what I heard, the WOLF clan was running and dFb kept shooting them. Then Wolf kicked a couple of our players............ I guess because they were tired of being killed by us! :P'),
(8885, '13bde9051f', '', 'Welcome and enjoy. Glad that you came for a visit. :P'),
(8886, '22f90d722b', '', 'Nice to Meet YA!Now get in the Game!'),
(8887, '8d2da07542', '', 'Is it a hockey arena complex?'),
(8889, 'd9d9b466f1', '', 'I thought these guys were campers? WTF I saw Were himself run then I saw Ice several times run upto the bedroom door were I killed him atleast five time two while he was crouched and four while he was RUNNING to the Dinning room and Red also only once thought just coming out of spawn running to the kitchen from the bedroom where I killed him as he was running around the corner! Red however was just coming outta spawn so I wont call him a run and gunner....\r\n\r\nI must add also I was theeee only one not outside I was behind the couch nest to the bedroom door where I killed ICE severaly times , Were and Red once!'),
(8890, '1ecdfbcf1b', '', 'I''m usually on around 7:30p.m. PST...I would like to get in on a telefrag game :) ..Just jump on when you see us and don''t hesitate to come on teamspeak...were all mostly friendly....lol!  JK of course...\r\n\r\nI get on kinda late considering that everyone else is either central or eastern time!\r\nSo a may not be playing unless someone else is also...Bots aren''t any fun...\r\n\r\nSo just pop on when you can and we''ll cya in the game...Happy Fraggin!'),
(8891, '1cbca1a10f', '', 'Anytime oh and I missed one of your questions ....You can''t telefrag on CTF because that option was removed after some complaints...It was easier to telefrag someone than shoot them for some reason!'),
(8894, '2b7380d3c3', '', 'WERE[WOLF], now thats a good defination of someone whose dicky! LOL:-)'),
(8895, 'b0d438b605', '', 'Hi ya Rabbit! :-) Welcome to our humble abode, kick off your shoes, have a beer (if your of age lol) and make yourself at home :-) \r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8896, 'd0a483f03d', '', 'Well we know we are the better clan thats all i can say im just sorry we didnt get to finish cause i know how stoked we get for a clan match.'),
(8897, 'f8d6a8d494', '', 'if u guys had camped nothing of this had started Cause I masterbate to you all kick ass skills and worship the ground you all walk on    ,  I live to be one of you!! Can I join your clan! Wolf Clan Sucks ball ! I just am scared to left thier hitler like ways behind due to fear of The rest of the Wolf Clan!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n(you dumb shit-------We were all in the backyard campin our asses off! You all were runnin around ! WerWolf kept running back in over and ovwer again!)'),
(8898, '48690ca2e7', '', 'If we were not camping you would have a higher score? You guys were running around with your translocator!!! Thats why we had 63 kills in less than 15 minuts. Dont try and put this on us, you guys were running, not us.'),
(8899, 'c33d22d77d', '', '[b:c33d22d77d][color=green:c33d22d77d]From what I''ve read from 3 other clan forum''s, sounds like the wolf clan gets a bit unsportsmanlike when there can is getting cleaned  :roll:  :roll: \r\n\r\nI totally agree on the kill ratio. The more running around you do, the more you get killed . :?  :? [/color:c33d22d77d][/b:c33d22d77d]'),
(8900, '1f91abd3f9', '', 'fistly i wasnt in the game but would like to add how the hell if greenman wasnt playing if he cant  see what is going on how can he comment he is  only going on what u are talking about and as for taking pity on other clan members we are fully behind vern all the way and dont need pity as for the match no comment although dont you think it is pretty immature to start slagging someone off behind there backs you should all grow up and get a life ive never played against you guys and after hearing about what went on i dont really want to and greenman shut up please you dont even know what ur talking about i was on our ts as well and heard what our guys  were saying but i certainly didnt get involved and start writing stuff ..........some clans will never learn because all they come up with is  writing bullcrap about other clans'),
(8902, '950bbe53c0', '', 'this is a quote from ICE[WOLF], right mother fuckers u got a problem with me then here is my msn .. davewindows@hotmail.com , what gives u the right to slag me or WERE[WOLF] or any other member of WOLF ? ur all a bunch of newbies i never even heard of ur clan we gave u one chance to play with the big boys and u messed up, and as for WOLf beeing cheating get a life. Get some practising become a better clan and maybe u can chalenge us in the future. Now grow up and shut up.'),
(8903, '42ae2b579c', '', 'woot dfb are noobs'),
(8904, 'c2f01ddb4b', '', 'truly bullshit, my buddy, who is now in the stfu and i dont knwo his name any more cause he changes it every day, got banned from the wolf server cause he fucked everyone up, i also got banned back before i was in the bAd for fuckign you guys up, but apperently its cause my buddy and i were cheating, we apperently had aim bots, but if you get fucked up and kick someone cause your getting fucked up, thats pathetic'),
(8905, '39e88399d9', '', 'yo ill be in representin the bad clan for sure, ill get my buddy from stfu in it to'),
(8906, '4fc527a46f', 'Sig', 'Finally found out where MP got my sig.It was at Funny Junk.com'),
(8907, 'b0d5c8d94e', '', 'The name is new, the members arent. If you want to come over to our server, we will show you how good we are, we are good at camping, but we will kick your ass on freestyle. I think Ice wolf is pissed because he was the one getting killed all the time, we could use him on our freestyle clan, why dont you come on over and join us ICE. Stop being Bitches and go get a match with someone who will put up with your cheating and complaining.'),
(8908, '28638cab55', '', '[quote:28638cab55="DOCTOR_WOLF"]this is a quote from ICE[WOLF], right mother fuckers u got a problem with me then here is my msn .. davewindows@hotmail.com , what gives u the right to slag me or WERE[WOLF] or any other member of WOLF ? ur all a bunch of newbies i never even heard of ur clan we gave u one chance to play with the big boys and u messed up, and as for WOLf beeing cheating get a life. Get some practising become a better clan and maybe u can chalenge us in the future. Now grow up and shut up.[/quote:28638cab55]\r\n\r\nRelay this to Ice because he''s not worth me having him on my MSN...FIrst off Fuck you Ice YOU were the one running your ASS off in the game when I fragged your stupid ass Several times DUMB FUCK...You were 7 of my 9 frags before you all started Kicking are players for the same shit you all were doin! Five times I shot your ass running...Headshot twice...LMFAO...And because you all were loosing you decided to start shit with us in the game...Real mature! I don''t have a problem with you just your clan saying we were running when in FACT YOU ALL WERE!...Too Fuckin Funny!\r\nIf anyone needs to grow up its you all for your  IMmature behavior when we politly asked you WERE to come on Teamspeak and discuss this...You cowardly left because Matt wanted just to discuss why you told us to SHUT UP which is why he told you to fuck off...I was goin to do the same but he beat me to it! :) \r\n\r\nFace it you all can''t except defeat so go ahead and run home with your tails between your legs and bitch and moan all you want...We have proof you''ve done this before and it''s obvious your not goin to stop CHEATING BY CHANGING MAPS AND KICKING THE BETTER PLAYERS AND ACCUSING THEM OF RUNNING....LMFAO!\r\n\r\nYOUR CLAN IS FAR FROM THE BIG BOYS...WE SEEN YOUR RECORD...ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nYOUR THE ONES THAT NEED THE PRACTISE..YOUR THE ONES THAT NEED TO GROW UP.aND YOUR THE ONES THAT NEED TO KNOW GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP!\r\n\r\n[size=24:28638cab55] NEED A TISSUE CRY BABIES?[/size:28638cab55]'),
(8909, '4c3599db1e', '', '[quote:4c3599db1e="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:4c3599db1e][color=green:4c3599db1e]From what I''ve read from 3 other clan forum''s, sounds like the wolf clan gets a bit unsportsmanlike when there can is getting cleaned  :roll:  :roll: \r\n\r\nI totally agree on the kill ratio. The more running around you do, the more you get killed . :?  :? [/color:4c3599db1e][/b:4c3599db1e][/quote:4c3599db1e]\r\n\r\n[size=24:4c3599db1e] EXACTLY RIGHT MIKEY!!!!!!!![/size:4c3599db1e]'),
(8910, '7fb95a47dd', '', 'Thank you Cali... Beer''s not really my thing &gt;.&lt; \r\n ... But I am of age ;)\r\n\r\nAnd as for Katana, that might just work, I usually get back from work around 1am GMT so if I come on for 2ish, that''s perfect... I''ll see you on! ;)\r\n\r\nI can''t seem to find the TS IP anywhere...\r\n\r\n[edit]\r\nI lied. hosting.dfbgaming.com ... I will be on... Probably not tonight though, Thursday or Friday night, I have bad shifts for this week and I need to sleep at some point. 8O'),
(8911, 'f71a77c78c', '', '[quote:f71a77c78c="magicwolf"]fistly i wasnt in the game but would like to add how the hell if greenman wasnt playing if he cant  see what is going on how can he comment he is  only going on what u are talking about and as for taking pity on other clan members we are fully behind vern all the way and dont need pity as for the match no comment although dont you think it is pretty immature to start slagging someone off behind there backs you should all grow up and get a life ive never played against you guys and after hearing about what went on i dont really want to and greenman shut up please you dont even know what ur talking about i was on our ts as well and heard what our guys  were saying but i certainly didnt get involved and start writing stuff ..........some clans will never learn because all they come up with is  writing bullcrap about other clans[/quote:f71a77c78c]\r\n\r\nWhat Greenman is saying is that he HEARD us on teamspeak giving our locations out so everyone playing knows where everyone else is at...And the fact is everyone was outside and the only one inside the house was me killing WERE (ONLY ONCE but running) ICE (SEVERAL TIMES RUNNING)  AND RED (ONLY ONCE ALSO BUT HE WAS COMING OUTTA SPAWN GOING AROUND THE CORNER OF THE BEDROOM TO EITHER THE KITCHEN OR THE DINNING ROOM!\r\n\r\nSOOO if you don''t think Greenman should be posting a comment on this subject because he wasn''t in the game....Then why the hell are you posting since you werent in the game either???????????'),
(8912, 'a9203e6af7', '', '[quote:a9203e6af7="necrophuck"]truly bullshit, my buddy, who is now in the stfu and i dont knwo his name any more cause he changes it every day, got banned from the wolf server cause he fucked everyone up, i also got banned back before i was in the bAd for fuckign you guys up, but apperently its cause my buddy and i were cheating, we apperently had aim bots, but if you get fucked up and kick someone cause your getting fucked up, thats pathetic[/quote:a9203e6af7]\r\n\r\nI''ve been banned from there under my other name Harmless Reaper while I was just sitting in a corner picking guys off left and right!\r\nI didn''t even crouch and move I didn''t move at all just to look left and right...No other movment...And yes I was winning with 10 frags ahead of second place!\r\nI was banned not kicked and they gave me no reason whatsoever as to why I was banned!\r\nI never had a cheat code or aimbot or anything like that ever on my computer...I wasn''t moving, I wasn''t expressing myself over the chat box...Only sitting in a corner killing my fellow UT''ers!'),
(8913, 'c3b8a32094', '', 'What''s LMS and what are the details like when and time...things like that?'),
(8914, 'e9d722dd00', '', 'GMT? Hows the ping on our server? hope its ok for ya!!\r\n\r\nJust come on in the game when ever you have the time Rabbit\r\n\r\nCya in the game!'),
(8915, 'c78558385c', '', 'Thanks, GMT yeah, I''m in the UK at the moment... Ping is usually around 110 - 130 with winamp running a radio station and all 3 computers online... So I can''t complain :)'),
(8916, '0fd8a8d57b', '', 'katan exactly what iwas saying that is why i said  it get a grip man and that is what i was  saying i was  listening to what ours was saying  so because  note what he said he heard NOT SAW  two totally different things well reading between the lines i hope ur clan and bs both be happy because ur clans are very much a like talk bull always a SREANGE SMELL OF SHIT iits also amazing how other people come out of the woodwork once u start such and such has beened  from the server i must say real hot topic if they have been banned it is because of very good reasons .'),
(8917, '59d671d805', '', '[quote:59d671d805="DOCTOR_WOLF"]this is a quote from ICE[WOLF], right mother fuckers u got a problem with me then here is my msn .. davewindows@hotmail.com , what gives u the right to slag me or WERE[WOLF] or any other member of WOLF ? ur all a bunch of newbies i never even heard of ur clan we gave u one chance to play with the big boys and u messed up, and as for WOLf beeing cheating get a life. Get some practising become a better clan and maybe u can chalenge us in the future. Now grow up and shut up.[/quote:59d671d805]\r\n\r\nYou guys are funny!!!!! So you are saying you were embarassed because you perceived us as newbies and we were kicking your ass. Is this right???? If thats the case then you guys are not one of the "big dogs" at all, are you? I think your just a bunch of yapping all bark and no bite poodles. You should change your name to the poodle clan, not quit as fierce as wolf, but more in line with what you are.'),
(8918, '2244fe8622', '', 'Last Man Standing. Or, Lick My......'),
(8919, 'fbe3a28206', 'HELLO FROM THE [EZE] CLAN..................', '8) \r\n :lol: \r\n\r\nJUST POPPED ON TO SAY HI FROM ALL AT [EZE]..............\r\nWE PLAY 2K4 AND ARE A EUROPE BASED CLAN..............\r\nWE HAVE SEVERAL SERVERS WHICH R ALL MATRIX MOVES AND ZARK.......\r\nOUR SERVERS ARE ....................\r\n1V1.............\r\nDM...........\r\nINSAINE MAD MOD.............\r\nINSTAGIB CTF.............\r\nTEAM WHICH U CAN CHOOSE DIFFERENT GAME PLAY  I.E. INVASION ASSAULT TOO NAME A FEW......\r\nWE R A NEWISH CLAN BEEN GOING FOR JUST  OVER 1YR................\r\nWE R A FRIENDLY BUNCH SO FEEL FREE TOO COME ON OVER .........\r\nWE ALSO HAVE A WEBSITE COME ON IN .............\r\n\r\nhttp://WWW.EUROZARKEXTREME.COM\r\n\r\n :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(8925, '5437da1e1b', '', 'Why did VERN send his lackeys over here? Is not man enough to come over and defend his own clan? At least he can somewhat spell. We have issues with VERN being a dick, not you guys!! Tell VERN[poodle], if he is not man enough to come here and say something, then we don’t want you dinks posting here anymore.'),
(8921, '6a43756591', '', 'You guys suck balls and couldn''t hang so your pussy clan leader WERE[WOLF] had to stir up a bunch of shit and kick our players cause he knew we were going to kick the shit out of you guys.. He prolly felt real angry when his little map altering tricks didn''t work either. Your clan is full of a bunch of cheaters and I do feel sorry for the ones in your clan that are clueless to the bullshit that goes on behind there backs!'),
(8922, '78415860eb', '', 'Nice to meet you buddy, thanks for stopin in. We will check out your stuff.'),
(8923, '41e2bf1061', '', '[quote:41e2bf1061="DOCTOR_WOLF"]this is a quote from ICE[WOLF], right mother fuckers u got a problem with me then here is my msn .. davewindows@hotmail.com , what gives u the right to slag me or WERE[WOLF] or any other member of WOLF ? ur all a bunch of newbies i never even heard of ur clan we gave u one chance to play with the big boys and u messed up, and as for WOLf beeing cheating get a life. Get some practising become a better clan and maybe u can chalenge us in the future. Now grow up and shut up.[/quote:41e2bf1061]\r\n\r\nlol , what a lamesss he don''t even have the balls to come in here and make a post himself! If you ask me you guys seem like the noobs as you were getting the shit kicked out of you, even after trying to cheat by altering one of our maps. If you are all the big boys I hate to see the smallfry''s, cause you all suck. My grandma can play UT better than you all! Maybe you should all try a different game like Bingo or something.'),
(8924, '34c65ba51b', '', 'map altering tricks dont make me laugh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha\r\nand cheaters lol thats even funnier\r\nand clueless i dont think so \r\nlook at your own members and then get in the real world'),
(8926, 'e619ec1ab4', '', 'i am no bleeding poodle  or lacky and can stand up on my 2 feet and have my opinion and its late at night and im tired ok and thats my last word'),
(8927, '39a37e1f69', '', 'ok guys i really do take this personal.ive been in the WOLF clan now for over 2 yrs,and i dont cheat and my fellow clan members dont cheat .we are a friendly family clan.we respect other ut clans out there.and expect the same respect from everyone else.when other clans come to our server for a rumble or a match and start telling our clan leader to fuck off.what do you expect.im sure if it was the other way round,and some clan member did the same to you on your server.wouldnt you do the same.this isnt a perfect world and most clans in the ut world are not always going to get along.also we do not under any circumstances alter maps in anyway. we will not kick or ban anyone unless we really have too.also for some of your members to make comments on ppls spelling abilities i think that has nothing to do with whats going on here.throwing insults and accusations is very immature.unless you have solid proof that we cheat .i suggest you close this topic and move on!!'),
(8928, 'b3ffd67c60', '', 'hehehehe well said snow'),
(8929, 'f2f4b36f2f', '', 'i played with ur grandma and she''s good, almost had 2 frags. as for cheating shut up we did nothing to the map. get a life, did u know that there is life away from ur computer ? yeah u probably dont know but try to get ur fat ass from ur chair and go see the sun, u know what sun is ? get a life ;)'),
(8930, 'e13874b9f4', '', 'u talk to vern u talk to wolf clan, ok im a cheater :( i was  playing monopoly with my sister and i put two more euros to me :( sry wont do it again, :lol: who u calling cheater u baby, grow up u still smell milk'),
(8931, '1c2f069899', '', '[quote:1c2f069899="DOCTOR_WOLF"]i played with ur grandma and she''s good, almost had 2 frags. as for cheating shut up we did nothing to the map. get a life, did u know that there is life away from ur computer ? yeah u probably dont know but try to get ur fat ass from ur chair and go see the sun, u know what sun is ? get a life ;)[/quote:1c2f069899]\r\n\r\nWow, what a flame, he burnt you good Matt. They are just as good at insults as they are in UT.'),
(8933, '0e0fefb772', '', 'this is totally fucking hilarious bullshit, FUCK WOLF, cocks, cant handle a good raping'),
(8934, '599b590f9e', '', '[quote:599b590f9e="SNOWWOLF"]ok guys i really do take this personal.ive been in the WOLF clan now for over 2 yrs,and i dont cheat and my fellow clan members dont cheat .we are a friendly family clan.we respect other ut clans out there.and expect the same respect from everyone else.when other clans come to our server for a rumble or a match and start telling our clan leader to fuck off.what do you expect.im sure if it was the other way round,and some clan member did the same to you on your server.wouldnt you do the same.this isnt a perfect world and most clans in the ut world are not always going to get along.also we do not under any circumstances alter maps in anyway. we will not kick or ban anyone unless we really have too.also for some of your members to make comments on ppls spelling abilities i think that has nothing to do with whats going on here.throwing insults and accusations is very immature.unless you have solid proof that we cheat .i suggest you close this topic and move on!![/quote:599b590f9e]\r\n\r\nI see your the only grown up in this clan, good for you. As for the comment, none of us would ever tell any guest on our server to "shut up" like your so called leader, he deserved the comment. As for cheating, take the map that is on your server and post it on our server and we will compare the difference. We made the map and know for sure that there is no invisible teleporters in it. You also removed a bunch of objects from it as well. If that is not cheating, then I dont know what you would call it.'),
(8935, 'ebb77518bc', '', '[quote:ebb77518bc="DOCTOR_WOLF"]u talk to vern u talk to wolf clan, ok im a cheater :( i was  playing monopoly with my sister and i put two more euros to me :( sry wont do it again, :lol: who u calling cheater u baby, grow up u still smell milk[/quote:ebb77518bc]\r\n\r\nIf you have nothing intelligent to add to the conversation, stop posting in here you tool.'),
(8936, '08c01b1c26', '', 'hey Rabbit!    i would jsut like to add, that i havent lost a match in the telefrag arena yet!!! hop in sometime'),
(8937, '8a384ffb59', '', 'Are you sure about that Necro????'),
(8938, 'b8e02dce10', '', 'Oooo a challenge :P\r\n\r\nI''ll get ya -.-'),
(8939, 'c40d21ca4d', '', 'get im man!!!!'),
(8940, 'd3f458466b', '', 'ok ok'),
(8941, '9041a641a3', '', 'dont want to read dont read ;)'),
(8942, '865dc14f9b', '', '[quote:865dc14f9b="DOCTOR_WOLF"]dont want to read dont read ;)[/quote:865dc14f9b]\r\n\r\nGuess you told me!!!  :oops:'),
(8943, 'bcceabe580', '', 'lol Bitch I wouldn''t trust them to actually post the map that they had on there server..'),
(8944, '241ea9c478', '', 'I guess that when my clan members say (on TS) that they are all in the same spot except for one guy, they must be full of shit. They must lie about where they are, to try and trick me into thinking that they are camping when they are really running around the board. I am so stupid for believing the {dFb} clan. I mean why would I believe that crap from {dFb} when {dFb} has only lost 3 matches and two of them were to the same clan? Why would we need to run to kill you guys when you lost Flatline who was probably your best player and obviously your best camper, to another clan? You guys need to learn to play by your own rules and stop whining about the other clan kicking your ass when they are playing your style and rules. I use to be a big fan of the WOLF clan but I guess that clan is long gone. Too bad. I had fun playing at your server. Guess those are days gone bye!'),
(8945, 'bf4f7d437a', '', '[quote:bf4f7d437a="Bitch_Killer"][quote:bf4f7d437a="SNOWWOLF"]ok guys i really do take this personal.ive been in the WOLF clan now for over 2 yrs,and i dont cheat and my fellow clan members dont cheat .we are a friendly family clan.we respect other ut clans out there.and expect the same respect from everyone else.when other clans come to our server for a rumble or a match and start telling our clan leader to fuck off.what do you expect.im sure if it was the other way round,and some clan member did the same to you on your server.wouldnt you do the same.this isnt a perfect world and most clans in the ut world are not always going to get along.also we do not under any circumstances alter maps in anyway. we will not kick or ban anyone unless we really have too.also for some of your members to make comments on ppls spelling abilities i think that has nothing to do with whats going on here.throwing insults and accusations is very immature.unless you have solid proof that we cheat .i suggest you close this topic and move on!![/quote:bf4f7d437a]\r\n\r\nI see your the only grown up in this clan, good for you. As for the comment, none of us would ever tell any guest on our server to "shut up" like your so called leader, he deserved the comment. As for cheating, take the map that is on your server and post it on our server and we will compare the difference. We made the map and know for sure that there is no invisible teleporters in it. You also removed a bunch of objects from it as well. If that is not cheating, then I dont know what you would call it.[/quote:bf4f7d437a]\r\n\r\nWe asked for our map pick not yours!'),
(8946, 'e6bd24aab5', '', 'We were winning, you were whinning. We picked our map and you eiother changed it or downloaded it from a server that changed it. You should have gotten our map pick from our server. If you had, the cheating part wouldn''t be an issue. Just your whinning would be the issue!!'),
(8947, '7c12ad0c40', '', 'Welcome to our house. Enjoy the time that you spend here. :P'),
(8948, '710d48ad16', '', '[quote:710d48ad16="Katana"]Anytime oh and I missed one of your questions ....You can''t telefrag on CTF because that option was removed after some complaints...It was easier to telefrag someone than shoot them for some reason![/quote:710d48ad16]\r\n\r\nOnly the guy that had the flag and could not translocate with it.'),
(8949, '98d7c2c162', '', 'greenman.insulting our clan in that manner just shows how immature you really are.if you read my post ive thrown no insults at you or your clan.keeping the fire burning abit longer isnt getting us very far is it.she said this. he did that .your clans this. his clans that.in reality if you really think about this.its just a game.ok just a game.now ive tried to reason with you guys and not  throw insults.as far as the WOLF clan goes we are a respected clan.maybe not by your clan through reasons you believe that we are cheaters and so on.   and edit maps .this isnt true .like i said before if you have 100% proof that we do that.please keep your opinions to yourself.then when you have proof.then you have reason to slag off our clan.as for the map being sent over to you guys to compare.im sure this will be arranged.but stop throwing accusations at our clan.and insults.'),
(8950, 'fe9a42b4ea', '', '[quote:fe9a42b4ea="necrophuck"]this is totally fucking hilarious bullshit, FUCK WOLF, cocks, cant handle a good raping[/quote:fe9a42b4ea] wolf can shut up dFb is the best clan ever'),
(8951, 'e5f9bec81a', '', 'i will not be sinlesed!!!!! rockon'),
(8952, 'ebb369dcca', '', 'green you like them  cence you are green'),
(8953, '7990d8ad43', '', 'Lol, so many of you want to hunt rabbits... It''s hurting my feelings. :('),
(9002, '68a872d423', '', '[quote:68a872d423="magicwolf"]i am no bleeding poodle  or lacky and can stand up on my 2 feet and have my opinion and its late at night and im tired ok and thats my last word[/quote:68a872d423]\r\n\r\n\r\nIf these are your last words why do you keep coming back? Keep to your words and make those your last words...\r\n\r\nThis thread will not be deleted because we want everyone that is invoved with us to see what Bull Carap (as you put it Magic with your potty mouth...lol) we have to put up with!\r\n\r\nTourettes? Is that the best you can do!..And since you already LIED..... why should anything you say be trusted?\r\n\r\nJust make those your last words and maybe you might get some credit at being honest!...'),
(8955, '28c2fa9618', '', 'Well i think it is cheating if you take a map that we made didnt get our permission to mess with it and then not thell the {dFb} that you where using that map istead of the one they have been practicing then i dont know what else is cheating i know the {dFb} really well and if you asked them to fiddle with the map to use in the match they would probably let you to do that but you just whent ahead with out asking. i somtimes fiddle with maps just to see what i can do but i neaver play them after words. i just like to have fun. but if you do that you should probably expect people to run around figuring out what is thier and whats not and people to complain after you kick a player for that in a clan match. so mainly this is pretty much all your fault. :)'),
(8956, 'b749b9b899', 'is thier aloud avatar testing? lol', 'TESTING SIG!!!!! &lt;================== and sig Look down rockon2'),
(8957, '6215ae5a37', '', 'So...    How''d the match go folks? 8O  8O'),
(8958, 'df12d15be4', '', 'Allways Has to be a soar loser in the bunch! You were gettin your asses kicked when we left dumb fuck! And kickin a player in game play---------what a pussy!As for being new----------LMFAO! Been here since 1999 dick as well as most of our clan! Your skills sux-------you clan suxs-------you sux-----! Get a life dude! Big boys-------LMMFAO! So why do you cry like little girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your Tournement --------no one showed cause in the UT comunity---------you all have been demed cheaters-------not by us---------in years past!LMFAO! And you all beat SUF clan---------right---------you all just did not want to lose twice in one day! I all ready kicked your ass when I was *BS* clan as well as most of our members! You cried then--------and your cryin now! SO go fuck yourself and play your Godlike power trip on your own server and own forums! \r\n\r\nOnce again Fuck you ! The rest of your clan ----------good guys--------I will give you props to how well you have them brain washed! Great job bro! One day they will too see what a power hungry cheatin fuckin sisy bitch you are!');
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(8959, '5402d34793', '', 'Bottom line guys------------You were fuckin kickin players during a tournament match---------WTF-----------How would you feel if you got kicked in a match????????????? Not very well----------we left not cause we were afraid to lose-------we take our ass beatins like the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your clan Admin------and or Admins are dicks is why we left! So I say you Shut the fuck up------------we all agree to disagree----------and move the fuck on downthe road dude!'),
(8960, 'c72ec9afb1', '', 'ya what he said'),
(8962, 'a81c3cbff1', '', 'LOL, thats just because they explode real nice, nothing personal.'),
(8964, '1a545b9353', '', 'that a damn good sig'),
(8967, 'ebc3ace83f', '', 'amen postie, great words from a great man'),
(8968, 'e797f0b58a', '', '[quote:e797f0b58a="Evilone"]Well i think it is cheating if you take a map that we made didnt get our permission to mess with it and then not thell the {dFb} that you where using that map istead of the one they have been practicing then i dont know what else is cheating i know the {dFb} really well and if you asked them to fiddle with the map to use in the match they would probably let you to do that but you just whent ahead with out asking. i somtimes fiddle with maps just to see what i can do but i neaver play them after words. i just like to have fun. but if you do that you should probably expect people to run around figuring out what is thier and whats not and people to complain after you kick a player for that in a clan match. so mainly this is pretty much all your fault. :)[/quote:e797f0b58a]\r\nWell put Evilone! and coming from a young buck like yourself, it means evenmore !!'),
(8969, '03440ee129', '', 'so let me get this straight wolf clan\r\n\r\n1) you edit a map of ours\r\n\r\n2) you ban our players DURING A FUCKING MATCH WHILE WE WERE WINNING\r\n\r\n3) we post our comments here IN THE FUCKING OPEN  WHERE EVERYONE CAN READ THEM EVEN YOU FIRST GRADERS\r\n\r\n4) AND YOU CALL THE {dFb} clanners li\r\ners ?\r\n\r\n5) and you must be all under 8 years old\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n1) we would NEVER LIE  \r\n\r\n2) fucking immature to ban a player during a match \r\n\r\n3) again we are NOT talking or posting behind your backs if you can read that is\r\n\r\n4) we never fucking lie\r\n\r\n5) the {bAd} clan (the brother clan of the {dFb} ) has a player who is about 8 years  old and more mature than what i have seen from you guys in the (poodle) clan act in your post.\r\n\r\n6) aimbots what are they ? seriousley we dont use those here our own anit cheat measuers would pick em up maybe you guys need those anti cheat measuers running before you accuse anyone of cheating.'),
(8970, '2ca2bcd31f', '', 'Oh right? \r\nI feel a lot better now, thanks. :)\r\n\r\n&gt;.&lt;'),
(8971, '453afde97e', '', 'SHHHHHHH i''m hunting rabbits....he he he he'),
(8972, 'b77b569fef', '', '[quote:b77b569fef="GreenMan"][quote:b77b569fef="Katana"]Anytime oh and I missed one of your questions ....You can''t telefrag on CTF because that option was removed after some complaints...It was easier to telefrag someone than shoot them for some reason![/quote:b77b569fef]\r\n\r\nOnly the guy that had the flag and could not translocate with it.[/quote:b77b569fef]\r\n\r\nGreeny I believe he was talking about killing people with the translocator..'),
(8974, '673d4f5d32', '', 'Anyone for Dinner...lol!\r\n[img:673d4f5d32]http://www.peta.org/feat/awr/photos/Dead-rabbit_broken-neck.jpg[/img:673d4f5d32]'),
(8975, 'dd407593d9', '', 'hey rabbit i hope you can HOP into our server and ts from time to time so we can frag the crap out of ya.\r\n\r\nwatch out FUR zilla he is insanley good .\r\n\r\ni welcome ya in the name of the {bAd} clan th ebrother clan of the {dFb} \r\n\r\nblink And die {bAd} \r\n\r\ndont Fuckin blink {dFb}'),
(8977, 'f430f5ddb9', '', '[quote:f430f5ddb9="necrophuck"]hey Rabbit!    i would jsut like to add, that i havent lost a match in the telefrag arena yet!!! hop in sometime[/quote:f430f5ddb9]\r\n\r\nWHAT then I wasnt there then...lol!'),
(8978, '60929d534d', '', 'OH last man standing...And theres no posible way to lick your.... with that big black dildo in it...lol!'),
(8979, 'd9f8631a12', '', '[quote:d9f8631a12="thepostman"]Bottom line guys------------You were fuckin kickin players during a tournament match---------WTF-----------How would you feel if you got kicked in a match????????????? Not very well----------we left not cause we were afraid to lose-------we take our ass beatins like the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your clan Admin------and or Admins are dicks is why we left! So I say you Shut the fuck up------------we all agree to disagree----------and move the fuck on downthe road dude![/quote:d9f8631a12]\r\n\r\nWell put Postie! Banning our members for the stupid excuse as Were said "running around to much" is complete BS and dam childish, if ya ask me it was just a way for your egomaniac leader to remove some of our best players so you all could have a better chance of winning since we were pretty much kicking your butts, how can ya''ll stand behind someone someone who would resort to such slimy tactics just to win a game. That map was altered and who better else to know that than the person who made it our very own Postie aka Vanquisher soooo dont go on denying it was altered. When I aske Were where he got the map from his excuse was he didnt know (yah right Ilike how convenient for him to have a sudden case of amnesia) so I said well how come you didnt download it from our server and he had no answer for me.....geeeeee sounds pretty dam guilty to me.\r\n\r\nBottom line is we play to have fun and that includes playing a fair game and respecting the other clans rules when on their server  we expect the same in return and your leader ruined that when he started having a tantrum and banned two of our players and on top of that attempting to cheat by altering our map choice by placing invisible transporters in it. We would have even stuck it out reguardless of the map altering but the banning was the limit and we had good reason to leave and if your leader was a man hed do the right thang and apologize but being that hes the dick that he is i dont expect it from him, so we will just move on to our next match and continue to enjoy playing UT, so good ridance and good luck [WOLF] you all are gonna need it with a leader such as yours.\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8980, '1a43822d06', '', 'LMFAO you guys r too much!! \r\n\r\nIm definately in for that Postie, lets do it!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8981, 'fcb6ce580c', '', 'Hi ya EZESTITCH! :-) Sounds like fun will check ya out soon thanx for the invite! :-)\r\nYa''ll are welcome on our servers anytime.\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8982, '7b06e83271', '', 'Ooooh fresh meat  :twisted: LOL Cya on the servers soon! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8983, 'ece463b5fb', '', '[quote:ece463b5fb="Katana"][quote:ece463b5fb="necrophuck"]hey Rabbit!    i would jsut like to add, that i havent lost a match in the telefrag arena yet!!! hop in sometime[/quote:ece463b5fb]\r\n\r\nWHAT then I wasnt there then...lol![/quote:ece463b5fb]\r\n\r\nHow many times you play that map Necro like 3 times?? LOL j/K :P \r\n\r\nHugz'),
(8984, 'df98b99491', '', 'Oh guys just ignore them, Theyre just pissed cuz your big dicks hurt their bums from the constant ass ramming you all gave them in the match LOL  :twisted: \r\n\r\n GROW UP [WOLF] clan your excuses and  lame attempts at flaming is getting tiresome and mundane so why dont ya go home and continue to lick your leaders balls cuz its what you do best!!'),
(8986, 'ab0309b875', '', 'ok 1 i am not fucking 8 as you put it.2 we never said you cheat ,you said we cheat.3 never heard of the poodle clan.4 im not a dude.women are not dudes.5 im a very good camper.6 im no 1st grader. and postman if you want to move down the fucking road plz do so and close this fucking topic.its getting boring now.RESPONSIBLE GROWN UP CLAN ADMINS WOULD OF CLOSED THIS SUBJECT BY NOW .I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME.'),
(8987, 'b5d1278bef', '', 'Heres the conversation myself, Jimmyz, Vanquisher and Mattman had with Vern[WOLF] aka WERE[WOLF] on MSN IM during our match...what a class act this jerk is....NOT! \r\n\r\nhttp://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/Were[WOLF]conversation.txt'),
(8988, 'ce63735ffe', '', 'hey guys do you lot have tourettes syndrome man you get a subject you dont let it drop you all swear  and have the inability to tell the truth exactly what tourettes syndrome is about'),
(8990, '8243384687', '', 'hahahahaha so hilarious ur clan has very bad tourrettes you lot need a psychologist to get over over your syndrome and some rehabilitation as you ave the most sevre case of it ,tourettes you have swearing ,the inability to tell the truth and ocd which is obsesive compulsive disorder ie you never drop a subject so tiresome now cant you come up with something new'),
(8991, '7cb73c847d', '', 'ok cali.i was wrong about you.i thought we could sort this bs out.ive tried to be the mediator with all this crap.but you still continue to throw shit at us.i certainly dont lick  balls or are brainwashed in any way.i have my own mind.and can easily make up my own mind who is being immature here.like i told you guys before the map that you think has been messed with.is there for you to download.check it out and if nothing has been altered then this crap stops now. we keep going over old ground all the time.everytime i come and check your forum topics out .you  open another topic and start shit all over again.arent you getting bored yet.i wish you all the luck in the world with new members you get in the future.and hope that they can be less immature and find 100% proof with cheaters and ppl that you assume mess and edit maps. you should only have 1 admin dealing with this crap.not have everyone jumping on your band wagon.i have been reading your posts from your fellow members slagging my clan off.that isnt good conduct and shows what poor communication and maturity your clan holds.shit like this just shows how well you deal with other clan issues.and not respond in an adult way.'),
(8992, '690e33b3a4', '', 'A M E N'),
(8993, 'ffc9a0d117', '', 'What the fuck, I don''t fucking swear geeeeeze! :roll:'),
(8994, '4cb6d82463', '', 'FUCKINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Postie!! :-)'),
(8995, '67fdf1790e', '', 'Ok wolf u need to shut the fuck up your clan got spanked and thats all that matters...hahaha (bunch of fuckin inbreds who all need a good DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!!)'),
(8996, 'dee72fb8df', '', '8) \r\n :lol: \r\n\r\nTY GUYS ..................\r\nWILL CHECK YAS OUT 4SHOOOO................\r\nBY THE WAY IM A GIRLY AND THERE ARE 3 OF US GIRLYS AND THE REST OF THE CLAN IS GUYS .......\r\nCANT WAIT TO GAME YAS .............\r\nTILL THEN .............\r\nFRAG YAS LATERS ................\r\n\r\n\r\n :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(8997, 'cd26ba30b9', '', 'I can''t wait to kill you Katana. :)\r\n\r\nAnd when I do, everyone gets a drink on me, the chosen drink:\r\n\r\nRabbit''s Revenge.'),
(8998, '5accdfd62b', '', 'Its obvious to me that you guys know that what you did was wrong by the amount of times you have posted in here. You keep attacking our personality, oh no we swear, who gives a FUCK? This is our house, not yours, you guys fucked up and now your trying to deflect and attack us personally. I suggest you stop posting in here because you are getting on my nerves. Go play somewhere else, you have already trashed your shaky reputation with us. You will not change our minds on your clan, so stop trying. If I dont see an apology in here for what you did and you keep posting shit here I am going to ban all of you from our website and servers.'),
(8999, '4ccfb916f8', '', 'Hey Cali,  to me, its sounds like they like to give the cock but not receive.  They cheated, they were called out on it - end of story.  \r\n\r\nI still think you should have a re-match on our server where we won''t change their maps and maybe do things like run.  Camping is for fags with no skill....\r\n\r\nMaybe let them join our clan too.'),
(9000, '07bf4d0fa4', '', 'Look dude---------------we just like to play ---------have fun----------do a few matchs---------All for fun and good friends ! !  I am sorry you all wanted to show your power trip by kickin folks in the middle of a match----------Thats what got this started----------we played you all when we were *BS* clan and you all bitched the same way!I am sorry you all don''t like to lose! Not my problem! We play for fun and dicks like you take the fun out of anything! Sorry you just don''t see that! Might ask Gunslinger why he left or Flatline---or talk with the other unhappy members in your clan you just don''t know about! Our Clan gets shit done! We play for the fun of it and help any clan out whith any thing we can! In the long run -----------It pays off to just have alittle fun! Might try it some time! Our forums are pack---------our servers our packed--------all our servers are rented with plenty of websites and Team speaks to boot! Why cause we are easy going clan that knows how to have fun and don''t take shit from know one!\r\n\r\nOur split from *BS* clan  ----------we did not get kicked out---------we had a disagreement---------one little thing that got blown up by accident---------when the dust cleared----------{dFb}was born-----------I think as well as *BS* too,that our split has made both *BS* clan and {dFb}clan strong in return! No not to say we don''t have our diferences-------we do---------but thats life---------they are great guys and a great clan! Our Beef between us was a stupid mistake that  got turned around for us all and this is how it all ended up!!!!!!  Propr to *BS* clan!\r\n\r\nAs for a misunderstanding between [Wolf}clan-----------there was not one----------you guys were power hungry dick before and remain to still have that same fuck you all I am GOD adittudes! I heard what you said to Mako----------I heard what you said about Jester----------God know what I didn''t hear---------So goes to show what a bunch of Ass fucks you are! So when I say Go fuck yourself------------I really me to go fuck yourself! You don''t treat a clan that has been invited to your house like that! I would hate to see how you treat your own clan----------Ohhhhhhhhhhh never mind---------I have by the ones that have moved on!\r\nAs for the Cheaters thing---------------there was a big story about how no one was going to play in you tournament you all host cause why?????????????  YOU ALL CHEATED AT YOUR OWN TOURNEY!  The whole article said how you cheat by altering map in a My level pack and lots of other shit  in the --I am a loser and can''t play ,So I just cheat Catogory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I did not write the news story-------I just read it! So I did not say you were cheaters--------THE REST OF THE UT WORLD DID! I DID MAKE YOU A DICK AND AM NOT THE FIRST TO CALL YOU ONE_________THE REST OF THE WORLD DID! SO go check the FUCKIN BAth room and look at that shiny thing on the wall and Take a good hard look at The dick prick sisy cheatin liein fuckin proturnal son of yo--- I am sure to be Nice mother------ AND JUST THINK ABOUT WHY EVERONE CALLS YOU A DICK!\r\n\r\nSo In short------------Wolf Admins are dicks-----------And I think" yo mama should have spit  insead of swallowed yo daddys nut!" (think you might remember that line dick)'),
(9004, 'e65a072a80', '', 'ok u mother fuckers, who is  the stupid dick that is using MAGIC[WOLF] account on WOLF forum ?, u mother fuckers get a life, ok the match went wrong now u going to our forum using MAGIC[WOLF] account ? u son of a biatch go fuck urself, u dont wanna mess with us, u wanna fuck go fuck urself or go and fuck with ur mom, get a life'),
(9005, 'dacff88cc5', '', 'If you dont have 100% proof, dont be commin over here and blammin us.'),
(9006, 'cdbaa73ab0', '', 'HACKING INTO OUR FORUM ISNT THE SMARTEST THING TO DO.PRETTY LAME'),
(9008, 'e6eb5e5535', '', 'Thanks for clearin that up Mako, nice to hear from you again bud. Come back whenever you like man.'),
(9009, 'fab4431bd2', '', 'lmfao keep brown nosing you biach :D too funny'),
(9010, '8936908042', 'bush3', 'http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/monkey.htm'),
(9011, 'e6aa4ab288', '', 'OMG not only are you assholes lieing through your teeth about what went on during the match, about cheating, but now you come here and state that we are hacking into your forums?? You people need to get a new hobby..\r\n\r\nMako - Good to see you and thanks for clearing that up.'),
(9007, '2446b4dbf0', '', 'Not sure if this is the right thread as there is so many here dedicated to [size=24:2446b4dbf0]W[/size:2446b4dbf0]orried [size=24:2446b4dbf0]O[/size:2446b4dbf0]f [size=24:2446b4dbf0]L[/size:2446b4dbf0]osing [size=24:2446b4dbf0]F[/size:2446b4dbf0]requently debate.\r\n\r\nFirstly thank you Postie / Vanq for passing on the info, it was most enjoyable and amusing to read some of the evil dictators comments, I just wish I knew where he dreams them up from.\r\n\r\nAt first I was not sure if I should post here after reading it but some of the bullshit that Vern spouted to your members has to be set straight.\r\n\r\nAt no time was any DFB member ever kicked out or asked to leave the *BS*. This was never an issue and would never of happened. It happened just as Postie stated above, a silly disagreement got out of hand and shit happens basically. Granted it was not a nice experience to be involved in but both parties have moved on and DFB have made themselves a great thing here. I wish them well. I hope that straightens that point out.\r\n\r\nI probably would of posted that bit in the WOLF forum but unfortunately that can''t happen as all *BS* members were banned shortly after I told Vern to fuck off after he came to our server for a match and whinned about the pings and then whinned about eagles heads in a map (Perhaps he thought we had been altering them lol.) and he also whinned that no one answered he''s questions which was false as I answered all the comments from the server console but he probably missed them due to all the hot air and steam coming from his mouth and ears. He basically lost it and directed a shitty comment at one of our members who just joined the game and at that point I just basically had enough of his cry baby antics and told him to fuck off. Basically he just whinned non stop. All of this contributed to the article we ran on our front page which Postie kindly copied and pasted the URL in this forum somewhere.\r\n\r\nAnother bullshit Vern story has to do with a website which was running last year called UT World News. A news article was submitted and ran telling how things were not going well over at the WOLF tourney. Some WOLF members told me that Vern was not amused with this and swore he would shut the site down. After 6 months the site dissapeared and Vern told a few people he got it shut down. Sorry to burst your bubble bud but thats bullshit. How do I know this? I know this because I was joint owner of that site and went under the name Jim Panzee. UTWN was only ever intended to run for 6 months to see how far we could get with it so after it ran it''s course we shut it down, not you my hairy friend.\r\n\r\nLastly I would like to thank you for allowing me to clear these things up in here because after reading the transcript of Vern saying some of you guys were kicked out of *BS* I just could not let that stand and wanted to come and set the record straight on that matter.\r\n\r\nHave a good day and happy fraggin.'),
(9012, '08089a4a60', '', 'hey EZESTITCH thanks for stopping by! Hope to play against you sometime soon!'),
(9013, '9ab34ab3ad', '', '[size=18:9ab34ab3ad][color=red:9ab34ab3ad]Thank you {DfB} clan for recommending me to people. I am glad I could once again do some thing to make this game a little bit better and look a little different. Thanx again.[/color:9ab34ab3ad][/size:9ab34ab3ad]<center>[img:9ab34ab3ad]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/KILLERS/killersig.jpg[/img:9ab34ab3ad]</center>\r\n<center>[img:9ab34ab3ad]http://www.toaosniperclan.com/KILLERS/Killersig2.gif[/img:9ab34ab3ad]</center>\r\n\r\n[size=24:9ab34ab3ad][color=red:9ab34ab3ad]P.S. And thank you to KRISSY For the compliment[/color:9ab34ab3ad][/size:9ab34ab3ad]'),
(9014, 'dd7adf9f92', '', '[quote:dd7adf9f92="Cali"]Heres the conversation myself, Jimmyz, Vanquisher and Mattman had with Vern[WOLF] aka WERE[WOLF] on MSN IM during our match...what a class act this jerk is....NOT! \r\n\r\nhttp://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/Were[WOLF]conversation.txt[/quote:dd7adf9f92]\r\nas much at it is this guy Vern with 2 names  :? is more immature than i am! and dude hate to break it to ya but im only in middle school! im 12 dude and i still dont act like that!i accept the facts and move on! well maybe not all the time only in really bad issues but dude pretty much all you have to say is "sorry we changed the map" and thats the end! the only time i would have a conversation like that is when im talking to my friends and they know me pretty well to know that im joking around. but dude you must be what 30 40 years old? thats pretty lame'),
(9015, 'f3f76784d7', '', '[quote:f3f76784d7="Bitch_Killer"] I think Ice wolf is pissed because he was the one getting killed all the time, we could use him on our freestyle clan, why dont you come on over and join us ICE. [/quote:f3f76784d7]\r\n\r\nwell Ice wolf is one of the biggest runners in UT, BUT he cant shoot worth a shit and couldnt hit the broadside of a barn so no you dont want him here\r\n\r\n\r\nas far as wolf being the big boys, big guns, top dogs whatever they want to call themselves  HA!!! what a fucking joke!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nface it Vern your clans skills in general started to faulter when Claw wolf left and joined zsz, that was just the beginning, then Charger left, Rabid left, Dire left, Flatline left, and even though they are still members whens the last time  Blood, Demonic, or Jinx played in a clan match, think about it, its been awhile eh?  your clan sucks anymore Vern, sure you may have 1 or 2 that can hold their own but they are far from being a ball of fire, anyone with any skills at all leaves because of your tyranical power tripping ways and I guess it has to come down to this: you will do anything in your power to win, if it means cheating, altering maps, kicking/banning players in a match or whatever you have to do to win then I guess you''ll do it, yes everybody hates to lose, but holy fuck its only a game and you hate losing so bad you''ll do anything, I say yes, yes you ARE pathetic!!!!  There is so much eating at you Vern  (like the fact that you left FBI with hopes and dreams of being better than them - hmm didnt happen, and the fact that you wanted to run a fun tournament for all sniping clans and win it to show the UT world what a grreat job YOU did at founding a clan and making it the best around, well that didnt happen either)  that the fun of the game has totally been diminished, Vern you resort to disrespecting peoples mothers, name calling, changing/deleting members posts, and banning people when all it does is show EVERYBODY what an ass you are, time to grow up Vern, time to hang up the UT rifle, delete the game from your system, and go back to playing hopscotch with the girls in 5th grade (its where your better suited) and the UT community would be better off.\r\n\r\n\r\nAs far as DFB, hey you guys are ok, and any clan that plays you should take in account that you are a Sniper/Freestyle clan, it says so on your website 8)   and if they don''t want a little bit of running then they shouldn''t ask to play you or answer your challenge to them - I for one will not be playing here as the tent, Coleman lantern, and beer cooler that I take camping is a bit heavy to be running with on my back :D    I know when I''m out skilled, and freestyling skills I don''t have.\r\n\r\nKeep up the good work DFB, your website and clan are doin great, dont let idiots like Vern slow ya down'),
(9016, '4107ef66ab', '', 'Thanks for the support buddy. And yes we are mostly a freestyle clan, but we try to camp and work within the rules of the server we are going to play on. We also did our part and went over to their server to see how things were done so we didnt cause any problems, I think they should have done the same on their end. \r\n\r\nAgain thanks for the props, much appreciated.'),
(9017, 'e73b9d50c6', '', '[quote:e73b9d50c6="rabbit"]I can''t wait to kill you Katana. :)\r\n\r\nAnd when I do, everyone gets a drink on me, the chosen drink:\r\n\r\nRabbit''s Revenge.[/quote:e73b9d50c6]\r\n\r\nkilling katana isnt too hard if he dont see ya comming\r\n\r\nand i never heard of that drink :P'),
(9018, 'f99f8fe767', '', 'FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKKFUCKFUCKFUC\r\nKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC\r\nKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC\r\nKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC\r\nKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUC\r\nKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKFUFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK\r\nFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK....who said that?   8O'),
(9019, '3b02c5c62c', '', 'the big bad wolf did!'),
(9020, 'ddcd9deaed', '', 'the [WOLF] clan is just a pothole on the road of life.'),
(9021, '2be0380b15', '', 'I just want to TY personaly Mako for the Post in the forums! Good to see old friends! We all said at one time that *BS* was a family ----------All though we are gone-------It''s like we just took on a madien name ya know! Family  and friends-------you all will allways be! \r\n\r\nTY for the great times and I look forward to making a close relationship  again with the *BS* and {dFb} clan! We are both strong clans that in a weird way -------have found a way to become even stronger and better poeple in the process and have Old dickhead Vern to Thank for it! So TY There wolf boy!   \r\n\r\nI look forward to the new dawn of the *BS* clan AS well as {dFb} the Aid the UT comunity as a whole and to unite all the repectable clans out there with a monthly UT meeting to talk about how to improve our servers,games,maps,mutes,mods,Websites,Whatever anyone needs that we can aid in! Even passing one info like Which clans you really don''t want to deal with such as what transired between Wolf and *BS*--------Or Wolf and {dFb}! I am sure were  are not the only ones! \r\n\r\nSO Cheers *BS* clan! You allways have a friend in the {dFb} and a place to spend the night in your Travels! So grab a beer for you -------grab on for Me ---------and Lets Laugh our Fuckin Asses OFF over Some Dumb shit like this! Life IS just to Short and Friends ---------well What can I say! A friend Is allways a friend despite little spat here and there! Thats what makes us Stronger!'),
(9022, '9ea6e351fa', '', 'Thanks Mako, been awhile. As Mako and postie said - there was a disagrement thats why a group of UT players left (a group thats avg. UT play over 6 years). As far as the BS, we still talk 2 and respect there clan! \r\nWe have had a few minor words with other clans in match play but thats part of the game...everyone wants to win so things get said but of all the years we have been playing UT I have never heard of players being kicked during a clan match...never!'),
(9023, '623e64a241', '', 'AS for the Truth-------------This Post will not die! As for a clan Admin----------I am! This post bring tons of Peeps to our Site ! Good for US -------Bad for you! And as for the whole Reason I keep on and the rest of our members----------We stand for what we belive in---Thats our clan and ourselves and our good clan friends! Right is right ! Wrong is wrong! So we stand here before you tryin to make us steer from what we belive in! You were Power trippin-----and disrespectfull-------and did not properly play a fair match! So I will continue to Stand for what I beleive in as for the Rest of (not My clan) Our clan!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOh -------I noticed the dicky peoples forum a part where someone mentioned a horse head that you all demeed to be a alltered map-----------Funny thing Is my map on your server also had the same thing in it----------------HHHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm---------------MY map has no horse head in the living room( at least on the {dFb} version of It--------------So I ask-----------------how do you no that at the *BS* server that you though a map has been altered cause of the Horse head-------------Well  I make maps---------I did not know that--------Wich tells me you all have been altering maps in the past to know this info------------In which leads me to to asume that sice you know of this to be a alteration and my map has one in  it on your server------------YOU FUCKING ALTERED My FUCKING MAP! ONCE  AGAIN A Prime Example of What a fuckin lier you are !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSO GO PEDDLE YOUR LIES TO YOUR BRAIN  WASHED CLAN MEMBERS! One Day they will get sick of you fuckin up what they work so hard to achieve for you and for themselves ---------Smell the roses and Leave your Liein Bitch Ass!\r\n\r\nAnd for our Admins here at dFb clan----------All dFb members have a equal share in this clan ,forums and server! All have the same acess and power here! We trust each other and have nothing to hide here! We post nothing in our private section and anything needs to be said -----------we hide from no one----------Our clan IS a clan-----------so we all are equals! What about yours''------------only a select few admin to be trusted---------Hmmmmmmmmmm!    Sounds like you do have a power trip over there! We let our clan run as a clan--------as a whole clan ---------not a select few dictating to the rest of the peons in it! There are no lower class members in dFb----------our dicicions are made by a majority vote ! People here do what they want to and have the respect and morals to stand up for each other as they see fit to do so!  Your clan Is just a matter of time bro! Your comunity has allready turned thier backs on you as a group---------The rest will soon follow! Your member seem to find new homes more frequntly these days! Just a matter of the rest seeing what the others have seen in you and your admins!\r\n\r\n\r\nWolf in sheep clothing! Oh so true that pharse is ! You all have cried Wolf One  to many times  and now no one care anymore! I bet FBI would love to read some of this lame shit you all have resorted to just to have some self dignety and gradifacation for your weak solos!  \r\n\r\nYou all better learn how to have fun and play for fun or your clan is Done! I allready can smell the stink from your old rotten asses !'),
(9025, '23e34331f9', '', 'You da man Killer! Keep up the good work---------------Oh --------I think Wolf clan Might need some new stuff when the rest of thier guys wake up out of thier trance they are in an get thier ouwn server and own clan! LMAO! \r\n\r\n\r\nGreat work Man really!'),
(9026, 'ef611b1679', '', 'just for get thows assholes'),
(9027, '9be761de79', '', '[quote:9be761de79="magicwolf"]hahahahaha so hilarious ur clan has very bad tourrettes you lot need a psychologist to get over over your syndrome and some rehabilitation as you ave the most sevre case of it ,tourettes you have swearing ,the inability to tell the truth and ocd which is obsesive compulsive disorder ie you never drop a subject so tiresome now cant you come up with something new[/quote:9be761de79]\r\n\r\n\r\nWell first of all, let keep the fucking whinning to a minimum. From the looks of the match it looks like you (WOLF)got owned, so just bend over and take it like the boys you are. \r\n\r\nSecondly, responding to the quote above, I am a C.I.S.W. (Certified Independent Social Worker) and have a M.S.W. (Masters in Social Work from A.S.U. (Arizona State University) And it seems to me that the only ones with a disorder or some of the WOLF Clan. Meaning, You are showing traits of BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER, When you cause issues by kicking the other team in a fucking match and then afterwards, you act like you are innocent.\r\n And finally you strong NARCISSISM is fucking pathetic. If I were still in the field I would prescibe you some meds. So get a life. :wink:'),
(9028, 'e15afeea1e', '', 'i have dealt with some sore loosers in UT before but the [wolf] clan acts like they all got nutered at the same time. clans like [wolf] should go back to their "lives" and stop whining abou tgetting  their asses raped by a superior clan like the {dFb} .\r\nbanning users for telling someone to shut up is just lame. banning a clan when it is in the lead for ANY reason is just wrong. \r\n\r\nand mako thank you for posting the TRUTH as to why the UTC and some BS players LEFT on their own. i have a new respect for you now bro no hard feelings with me anymore.\r\n\r\n{dFb} and {bAd} are great clans to be in and *BS* aswell. we have all had our wins and looses \r\n\r\nrecentley {bAd} played FaA we one one and lost one so now its on to a tie breaker match FaA are a great clan to deal with they make allowences for our game play style and we do the same for them.\r\n\r\n\r\nand sayine we got terrets or OCD i heard better comebacks from my 5 year old cousin\r\n\r\nso fuck off you fucking [poodles]  go lick your balls.'),
(9029, '6fad0149d6', '', 'Mako, wolf hater good to see ya here how ya both doing? Good i hope :-)  we really appreciate the posts, know your always welcome here!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9030, '5ffa0823f4', '', '[quote:5ffa0823f4="SNOWWOLF"]HACKING INTO OUR FORUM ISNT THE SMARTEST THING TO DO.PRETTY LAME[/quote:5ffa0823f4]\r\nLast edited by SNOWWOLF on Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:20 am; edited 1 time in total\r\n\r\n\r\nYour about as lame as you having to correct your post...IT''S ONLY A SENTANCE LONG!\r\nAnother thing that''s lame is you coming here and accusing us of Hacking but I guess you all would know best!\r\nAnd yet another thing that''s lame is that the people accused of running and cheating DON''T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH NERVE TO COME HERE AND DISCUSS THIS...THEY INSTEAD SEND TO LITTLE SHIT STIRRING NOBODIES OVER HERE INSTEAD.....\r\n\r\n[size=24:5ffa0823f4]LAME[/size:5ffa0823f4]'),
(9031, 'a144c42c44', '', '"THANK YOU" MAKO!   "THANK YOU " WOLF HATER!\r\n\r\nWe appreciate your comments ...There welcome in any topic!'),
(9032, '0836121f59', '', 'thats awesome Parker, lol!'),
(9034, '6b1cf0f31e', '', 'LOGS CHECKED. CAME BACK WITH DFB MATTMANS IP.HIS IP HAS BEEN GIVEN TO MATTMANS  INTERNET PROVIDER AND REPORTED :D'),
(9035, '1a9ae8b42c', '', '[color=yellow:1a9ae8b42c]Hey.. in reference to the whole 16 bit vs 32bit war that''s over 2 years old and was fought along time ago .lol most ''04 clans agreed that it''s a game setting..it works well for people whom like to USE the secrets in maps...if they step too close and are seen, that''s their problem:) BLAM there goes the head. and besides...most people that play 04 (majority) have been playing it for over a year. myself it''s been almost 2 years. and 3 clans later. lol so everyone majority wise already knows all the secrets in over 500 maps.. my DM total is over 700 now that I actually have.. bottom line....secrets in maps are fun they add more challenge to the game. using 16 bit is to take advantage of an INCLUDED  GAME SETTING. NOT a cheat. to each his own. there are alot of other things about ''04 that I''ve known about and several others have too for months and months even a couple years now that more-so threaten the ''04 community. force modeling, bright skin tweaks other things such as these have been blanketed out in alot of Sniping servers such as PSI for example whom [PSI]Psysniper, the creator of the superior rifles to ANY other out there fixing all the problems with US rifles and such like stalling and view shaking at close range to solid objects and horribly messy code etc with the addition of TSS (tweak secured system) that turns all FORCED tweaks back to default to make the game fair for everyone and creates a level playing field etc. even radar, revenge, movement settings etc. have been added to the rifle etc. so there''s a TON of history of ''04. over 2 years worth...for most 99 clans whom are just coming into ''04 this late in the game...there''s alot to catch up on. if ANYONE wants help or needs any info I''m around as always to help if I can BE of help just ask. \r\n\r\ntake care all!!! thanks for reading my 2 cents (hehe more like $50 worth) lol\r\n\r\n...Seal...[/color:1a9ae8b42c]'),
(9036, '39a0f61adf', '', 'I am a C.I.S.W. (Certified Independent Social Worker) and have a M.S.W. (Masters in Social Work from A.S.U. (Arizona State University) AND.YOUR POINT IS.YOU WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR OWN MEMBERS M8Y .DONT USE PSYCHOLOGY ON ME YOUR  QUALIFICATIONS HAVE FUCK ALL TO TO WITH THIS TOPIC YOU MORON.'),
(9043, '626dca1253', '', '[quote:626dca1253="SNOWWOLF"]I am a C.I.S.W. (Certified Independent Social Worker) and have a M.S.W. (Masters in Social Work from A.S.U. (Arizona State University) AND.YOUR POINT IS.YOU WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR OWN MEMBERS M8Y .DONT USE PSYCHOLOGY ON ME YOUR  QUALIFICATIONS HAVE FUCK ALL TO TO WITH THIS TOPIC YOU MORON.[/quote:626dca1253]\r\n\r\nHe is not part of our clan asswad, check the signature!! \r\n\r\nI see you have fallen off your high horse and resorted to name calling and swearing?? and I thought you were the grown up over there? guess I was wrong.'),
(9041, 'e6a89fbeec', '', 'You people are Nucking Futz!  lmao I''m sure you have a IP but it isn''t mine!'),
(9042, '0837c5d070', '', 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Another wonderfull day here at the {dFb}! You all make me smile to read such pedy responses to your lies !   I whould asume If you reported Matt''s IP----------well they would have tried to reach him by now! \r\n\r\n\r\nAnyways-----------How is Wolf clan today?    Good  good -----glad to hear! Same old lie diferent day! I figured as much! Well ok then-------------Off  to work we go!'),
(9044, 'aec0654bc8', 'having fun', 'HEY ALL\r\nwell i can use my free time....in alot of ways...\r\ni mean i have 2 weeks of from studies....right...and...i can do thins or that...\r\neven now...when i have another one week to go for the end of the vecationg...i can tell\r\nbeen here with u guy''s is the best time ever!!!\r\nis a reminder to the good time i have here, and my girl don''t understand why the hell i''m talking abouth the clan all the time...lol  :lol:  :lol: \r\nc ya on the game...\r\nONE SNIPER TO RULE THEM ALL.....BOOOOOOOOOOM HEAD SHOT!'),
(9046, '9de30a8c05', '', 'We love you too man!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(9047, '78d8dce16b', '', 'hell yah man that would be a BLAST !!!! and necro i hate your stfu friend he is way to good !!!! ~lol~'),
(9048, 'f0e450c1ec', '', 'Thanks sauron cant wait to see you in the game more!! \r\n\r\n\r\nps bk wants more picks of you in your undies lol'),
(9049, '1197f4cee0', '', 'NIce to see another clan stoppin by to say hi welcome to our forums and have fun gettin fragged in our server!'),
(9050, 'eee25d1a66', 'lets see what we can see............', '8) \r\n :lol: \r\n\r\nim hoping both work avatar and sig ........\r\nlmao............\r\nhere goes .............\r\n\r\n :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(9051, '4462d72498', '', 'Hell yah i aggree lets get it started'),
(9052, 'c85cf18581', '', 'as i recall i beat you in telelfrag arena a few weeks ago necro. welcome rabbit'),
(9053, 'bf169dc172', '', 'welcome to the foums mickey nice avatar dude'),
(12689, '82b0badbe9', '', 'well i didnt create the facts just found them online so i hope your not ranting at me jimmyz'),
(12690, 'fd9068554d', '', 'lol good own glimer'),
(12691, '6231b5c756', '', 'Holy shit Hitman Contracts is a p00nage game!!!i gotta give a this lol boobies1 straight from a prostatute LOL'),
(9055, '6f4e6723e1', '', 'lol sounds like zilla but a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ........ofcourse lol'),
(9056, '3939996cfc', '', 'yah yah yah !!!!!'),
(9057, 'c3936d2617', '', 'I take that as a compliment postie just doin my job and stayin true to my name lmao nice job dude by far my favorite sig  ive seen.'),
(9058, '3d7347f48f', '', 'nope wrong google search , inlarge images then i found the sweet orange lookin back ground and..... poof trow in some text and you have a funny ass sweet sig'),
(9059, '5e09ce40da', '', 'i like your last sig better and but your avatar is better'),
(9060, '11ce809b3d', '', 'nice avatar but the sig could use some work'),
(9061, '705504eb09', '', 'brett wanna share ?? lol'),
(9063, '877fbccb41', '', 'cost of purchasing UT99 .................... 50.00\r\n\r\ncost of running a ut gaming server ..... 1,000.00\r\n\r\ncalling someone a moron .................... priceless \r\n\r\n\r\nfor good insults there is {dFb} for everything else there is [WOLF] clan'),
(9064, '12cf724688', '', 'Be an adult wolf and admitt when you are truly a fucking asswipe towel head ok we have the *BS* link thats says you were being a complete fucking dousche bag in the match against them and we have cali''s link to the conversation where you bitch about vanquisher KILLING YOUR ASS last time i checked that is what the game was made for ....... to kill people ecspecially cock holes like you from what i can see is that all you like to do is well hmmmmm......BITCH like a little first grader who dosnt get his/her way its rediculus dude then you have the nerve to say that we are saying shit behind your back? get on TS and even i will say all this shit that i have just said straight out to you and im 16 bro and im sure everyone else here will do the same its people like you who give the game in general a bad name i hope all your clan mates leave your ass cuz obviously your not leaving a good imprestion for your clan to ANYBODY.'),
(9069, '750ab7e8c0', 'lol....', 'lol....i''ll post them...soon ;)\r\nc ya'),
(9071, 'b83fe0053e', '', 'lmao thats sick but i bet bk will be happy'),
(9072, '92d6109525', '', 'So when someone is a Certified Independent Social Worker, what does that mean exactly.  Does ''Independent'' mean you do freelance work?  Are those patients part of the [WOLF] clan?  \r\n\r\n I know some ''Certified Independent Government Workers'' - AKA welfare recipients - Bitch Killer is one come to think of it.  \r\n\r\nCertification - thats the way to go....\r\n\r\nHey Bitch , you should change your name to ''Certified Bitch-Killer''.  Puts the fear of God into me...'),
(9073, '570a196ea8', '', ':twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(9074, 'fcba8e99af', '', 'Alright ya all getting retarded now.. This bitch is getten locked down! :)'),
(9078, 'efb0c6a624', '', 'ok majer is this better?\r\n[img:efb0c6a624]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/brandon/images/stuff/Evil/JokingsiggerHAHA.jpg[/img:efb0c6a624]'),
(9079, 'ddff1b012a', 'ive had enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', 'i want to talk with the ppl that i let use my account with the new password 2611381 know its changed and i only gave password to evilone and parker.... so u2 will need to explain to me why my fucking account keeps getting hacked and password changing ... its not a hacker becuase my account was never hacked before i gave u guys my account and password so please if u changed the password and u did it in a good manner the please pm me the new password!! and i can get my recovery questions changed!!! so i can get it my self!!! so please pm the password or u2 will be in troble with the man.... (man being mattman!) (but i not saying mattman will deal with the problem im just saying i will talk with him and maybe he will help me deal with this crap thats been happening with my account... i try to trust u guys with my account but u fucking give the password to your friends and fucking they change password and take all my good shit and all u fucking say is "i dont know" and thats a fucking lie becuase i know how liers act because i use to lie all the time when i was 12-15 years old but ive growning out of that so if i dont get my account password pmed to me in the next 2-5 hours i will get the account banned and all your guys account banned from runescape. and dont think i will becuase i will have help with ppl and i will do anything to get the accounts banned till i get my password for my account!!!! well this is all i have to say but if u guys that i gave my account to dont not confess then ur accounts will be banned for life!!! ( i dont want to do this but u guys give me no choice becuase i worked on my account for 2.4 years of my life and i paid 15 bucks for members and such so dont think u will get away with this becuase in one way u will get punished!!!)  \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\ngot any questions please pm  or post them!!!!! thanks  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :(  :(  :(  :(  :(  :(  :(  :x  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:'),
(9083, '530ccbb54b', '', 'Your first mistake is giving your password to anyone!! Although I know Evil or Parker would not do anything intentional to FU over it''s still not a good idea to share passwords.\r\n\r\nOnce your password has been out there it''s important that you change all your passwords for all your accounts if your one of those people that use the same password for everything. If you don''t you will get hacked over and over again and be sitting there woundering how they are doing it.\r\n\r\nAnd maybe just maybe you or someone you gave your password to fell for one of the many tricks out there that people us to trick people into giving them passwords or other personal info.\r\n\r\nScams like these: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/index.php?fn=view_thread&amp;t=408782\r\n\r\nThis one is also popular:\r\n\r\nOK, runescape2 had this extremly old email adress that was run by a bot so i found my friend found out away to confuss the bot heres what you do send the following stuff to runescaperecoverystaff@hotmail.com \r\n \r\n&lt;body=scr-U"put your user name between here"U-scr=body&gt; \r\n \r\n \r\n&lt;body=scr-T"put your password between here"P-scr=body&gt; \r\n \r\n&lt;body=scr-UA"the persons you want to hack"US-scr=body&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\nLMAO do people actually fall for this shit??'),
(9084, '8dd27641ff', '', 'i sware dude i neaver gave the pw out to any1 i hardley use it im using my acc now! im through with using others acc. its yeally boring. i didnt even know it was changed!\r\nand no matt i have neaver gaven my pw out to anyone and i do use alot of diff passes'),
(9085, 'a20ad6b465', 'another new sig', 'poop on you'),
(9086, 'cff8dc5816', '', 'Nice!   :D'),
(9733, 'daad0e12c9', 'Nothing meant by it Cali', 'Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, &quot;Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I''d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!&quot; &quot;You''re on!&quot; said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. &quot;What happened?&quot; asked her waiting friend. &quot;I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.&quot; \r\n    \r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(9090, '796ba09375', '', 'Hi ya sauron sweetie :-)\r\nI am so glad to see ya back on the server alot more often, always enjoy hanging with ya on TS and getting fragged by ya! :-)\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(9091, '4e97aebe22', '', '[quote:4e97aebe22="MajerPayne"] ps bk wants more picks of you in your undies lol[/quote:4e97aebe22]\r\n\r\nMP those werent his undies you dork LOL that was his swim trucks LOL\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9092, '11c86abc00', '', 'The more players the merrier! Lets do it!\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9093, 'bac6ff0c6b', '', 'Hi ya MetalMicky! Glad to see ya here :-) pop in the server and frag with us sometime k?\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(9100, '8e2520ae2d', 'Harry PotHead', 'LOL!\r\n\r\nhttp://klfx-fm.clearchannel.com/cc-common/twistedtrailers/harrypothead/'),
(9101, '5a36ac639c', '', 'LOL that was a GREAT story Matt!! I am dam curious to know what happen to Jeff though.\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!');
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(9102, '4693af9975', 'Re: NO YOUNGINS FOR THIS ONE!!!!', '[quote:4693af9975="MajerPayne"]This is not for younger kids such as parker , evilone , and squirrel lol (no offense)\r\n\r\n\r\nAaaaahmmmmmm arent you also one of the young ones too MP LOL :-) good going MP by saying that now they all will want to read the joke even more! LOL!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.\r\n\r\nThe boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.\r\n\r\nAs they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let''s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."\r\n\r\nHe followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It''s got to be your ears!"\r\n\r\nAstounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"\r\n\r\nClearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."[/quote:4693af9975]'),
(9103, '9d0c061df8', '', 'LMAO good one Brett!'),
(9732, '64094f1870', '', '[quote:64094f1870="Bitch_Killer"]LOL, sounds like matt, just replace the legs with ass cheeks!!!!![/quote:64094f1870]\r\n\r\n\r\nnice, that is funny but true :lol:'),
(9107, '91f9ab6e5b', '', 'Nice job! necro change your avatar so it matches though'),
(9108, '91621b4baa', '', 'lmao hell yes chicken  head!!!!'),
(9111, 'acc6eba95f', '', 'yo rattek i haven''t been playing it cause i am ttired of it.I work on it then it gets hacked and same thing keeps happening over and over.'),
(9115, '88cfc2611a', '', 'parker is a young1...me and evilone aren''t though we are almost 13 i am 12 also  :P'),
(9252, 'fc28fb8fc6', '', 'Yah just like we have old farts taking over Florida...........................oh wait thats right we do lol :D :D :D :D'),
(9113, '9393d4892d', '', 'they should make some new candies called...\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTHE dFb MINTS...stressed out 0wn some noobs with tha new ownage dFb mints\r\n\r\nAnD THE bAd chocolate rifles...are u crazy about UT and chocolate..then you can shoot em'' and eat em''.comes with caramal bullets.'),
(9114, '2ccbb2bb94', '', 'Parker try sum new site..lol but that was a nice 1'),
(9120, 'd981827425', '', 'i meant the Supersquirrel thang'),
(9123, '3bbc94103d', '', 'is it diablos head?'),
(9133, '8b7ec477b5', '', 'cool i live in Staffordshire UK'),
(9134, '6daba24b50', '{MIRT}bLaDe', 'Hi there my name is Nick but some of you might no me as {MIRT}bLaDe.\r\n\r\nI live in Staffordshire UK i am 13 years of age  :D  i have just got ut99 up and running so i hope to play you soon you have done a great job on this site.\r\n\r\n\r\ncya around     sniper1'),
(9136, '8047efa0b4', '', 'Yo Mirt buddy, wsup???'),
(9137, '8b7543600e', 'CLAN PRACTICE -Fri  -APRIL 14th-', 'Doc match is sat so we gotta practice hard this week. Same time same place!\r\n\r\n\r\nCya there!\r\nHUGZ!'),
(9138, '0101d00902', '', 'Whats up bro! We will surely frag yo ass! Hope to see ya soon'),
(9139, '42e0fa12b2', '', 'Yo... I''ll be there!'),
(9140, 'a04c31b1a7', '', 'Me too. :P'),
(9141, 'ab8950a69a', '', 'Welcome to our place. Enjoy your time here.'),
(9142, 'ee00dcc7a0', '', 'Hey Blade .... Thanks for stoppin in!\r\n\r\nNice to meet another MIRT Buddy!'),
(9143, 'c73e2ff2bf', '', 'ME 2'),
(9144, 'b6c3622e76', '', '8) \r\n :lol: \r\n\r\nTY BRO ........\r\nTHAT SIG IS A TEMP............\r\nIM WORKING ON ONE AT THE MO...................\r\nLOLOLOLOLOL..............\r\n\r\n\r\n :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(9145, 'ed2a47c29a', '', 'cant wait to see what you come up with keep us updated! :D :D'),
(9146, 'acde6c84fc', '', 'welcome blade enjoy the forums and server(s)  :D :D'),
(9147, '6fff3ece7f', '', 'Thanks soul welcome to the forums glad you like them DONT BE A STRANGER :D'),
(9153, '13466fbb9d', '', 'lmao great idea squirrel is the next EVIL willy wonka lmao\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nPS WWJD stands for Willy Wonka Just Died'),
(9158, '99b68e68e6', '', 'Dam he owed me his factory...Majer you are guilty'),
(9159, '010527a841', '', 'Nice Copy And Paste make up sum'),
(9160, '15b1c2a9dc', 'YOUR MAMA!!!', 'Post your mama jokes here...Your mama so stupid and poor she robbed tha donut shop!!!'),
(9161, 'e1654815fa', '', 'Also your mama so stupid she went to china and said Hola Seniorita.'),
(9162, '9c9fdaa6dd', '', 'Arrrrrrrgh what time? (GMT)'),
(9163, 'ca220c51d6', '', 'that funny :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: cause i am 12 and my name is Nick'),
(9164, 'e83b7ac6e7', '', 'don''t listen to majer be a stranger and be a nobody LOL jk man welcome :P'),
(9165, '8aec491dc6', '', 'Ah a Fuzzy!!!As usual my mom takes over on the computer'),
(9168, '05899a60ec', '...', '...'),
(9169, '47753bfadb', 'LOL this is funny', 'http://funnyjunk.com/movies/19/This+kid+wants+his+change/stream\r\nthis black kid wants his change from this Japanise Lady'),
(9170, '2cd2121892', '', 'Hey Squirrel.....Your Mama''s HOT! :P'),
(9171, 'e85b1808e7', '', 'Wow, kind of sexual...'),
(9172, 'edba6e2860', '', 'well she can take it as a joke and a compliment :wink:'),
(9173, '73517befea', 'another new sig from me', 'i think this one will stick for a while'),
(9174, '04d10ce2ad', '', 'OMFG A squirrel... Dude, we could dominate the world together...'),
(9175, '32bce5e433', 'funny,annoying', 'http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic909.htm\r\n\r\nfunny but a lil annoying'),
(9176, '09eea68dd0', '', 'NICE'),
(9177, 'ef62e86bd3', '', 'Reminds me of parker when he got hacked on runescape.'),
(9178, 'a12591fbf1', '', 'g0o0o0o0o0o0o0od 1'),
(9179, '982ca42296', '', 'pretty cool man nice job'),
(9730, '8c350e6587', '', 'how do you do the animation in photoshop cause i use photoshop elements3.0 and i dont see any animation things to do that'),
(12863, '995a4795f8', 'i agree', 'evilone\r\ni agree with majer...'),
(9727, '5f86fece73', '', 'You can do that in photoshop, very easy.. But the 3D... You need to be pretty slick to render that... Looks like 3DSM work to me.'),
(12692, '96bb94cd31', '', '[quote:96bb94cd31="squirrel"]Holy shit Hitman Contracts is a p00nage game!!!i gotta give a this lol boobies1 straight from a prostatute LOL[/quote:96bb94cd31]\r\n\r\ni dont think you know what one is but dood great work you out did yourself again.'),
(9188, 'adb7325c3e', '', 'nice! hugz'),
(9189, '3e1a52f50a', '', 'i have not bem in my accont has ben band becus some one got on it and haked some one els and it got band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(9191, '8c82b27a6e', '', 'I like it!  :D'),
(9192, 'e23a437395', '{dFb} vs [Doc] 4/15/2006', 'Great games against the [DoC] clan.. They are one tough clan! WTG everyone it was a fun and exciting match.\r\n\r\n{dFb} 1\r\n[Doc] 4\r\n\r\nFor full details and match images go here:\r\nhttp://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(9193, 'bd08c7ed22', '', 'i had to bring back the oldest post i could find'),
(9195, 'ac1217579a', 'New UT99 Skin', 'i would just like to share the new skin [TTS]MrBee® made me for ut99 looks dead on like me what do you all think ?\r\n\r\n\r\np.s the man is a GOD :)\r\n\r\n[img:ac1217579a]http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/403/me1bo.jpg[/img:ac1217579a]\r\n[img:ac1217579a]http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6011/divxskin9rq.jpg[/img:ac1217579a]'),
(9197, '8f94dc07a6', 'nice', 'hehehe look''s nice man...\r\ngood job\r\nc ya'),
(9199, '414f3c68a2', 'Hey there', 'Good to see this great new home!\r\nDroped to say hi, hope to find time to meet you in the servers :D once again through my scope ;P ... and on my team :D\r\n\r\nin short its good to be back :D\r\n\r\nFin.'),
(9201, '719c4fedca', 'lol bro', 'hey hey...good to have a femily member here...nice to have u back bro....\r\nlove u...but...i''ll frag your ass\r\nu cano''t hide....I SEE U...'),
(9203, 'ca0c5f363c', '', 'Whats up Bro! Long time no see! Glad to see you have come home! NOW GET IN THE GAME!\r\n\r\nGood to see ya!'),
(9204, 'c33d22d77d', '', 'Thats Just Wack dude! LOL! Thats fuckin crazy!  Love it bro! LOL! \r\nBTW------------Might be settin up  binslayer on the servers----------Might need yo knowlege on this one! Went to your servers lastnight-------------Fuckin new guns------------sick dude!Gots to have yo guns on our binslayer!No Tracers on them! :)!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(9205, 'b1309c5191', '', '[b:b1309c5191][color=green:b1309c5191]Damn that kicks ass ! ! ! \r\nIf anyone plays on :{THC}:''s Ut2K4 server, you will notice each member has there own style skin  :wink:\r\nI think I''m the only 1 wearing a beret  :oops:  [/color:b1309c5191][/b:b1309c5191]'),
(9206, '2b779d8197', '', 'WoW!!  That looks great!  Excellent job by Mr. Bee!   :D'),
(9207, '1e60d0fe1e', '', 'Mr.Bee is an awsome graphics artist and never siest to amaze me great job once again!'),
(9208, '4debdd5cd9', '', 'glad to see you again fin hope to see you in the server tonight'),
(9209, 'a41895ceb6', '', 'why?'),
(9221, '73a61c0329', 'Re: Hey there', '[quote:73a61c0329="Finarfin"]Good to see this great new home!\r\nDroped to say hi, hope to find time to meet you in the servers :D once again through my scope ;P ... and on my team :D\r\n\r\nin short its good to be back :D\r\n\r\nFin.[/quote:73a61c0329]\r\n\r\nYOOOOOOO Fin how the hell have you been...I tried to ask Sauron on teamspeak how ya were doin but too much talking goin on...lol!\r\nDamn good to see ya back Bud!\r\n\r\nill be back on this topic if i don''t see ya on...I gotta go to work dang it...cya!\r\n\r\n\r\nBrett\r\nKatana\r\nHarmless Reaper\r\n\r\nOH and by the way :P  That''s for being away for so long...lol'),
(9213, 'fedfa350a2', '', 'SPAMin HO!!!XD!!!YOU AND EVIL SPAM TO MUCH!!!'),
(9215, '16d684f581', '', 'i just said why i didnt make a spam about someone elses spam you spam whore'),
(9219, '6355ee54c0', '', 'Jimmy i had no idea you were part frog LOL :P \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(9220, '385dc7e646', '', '[quote:385dc7e646="thepostman"]Thats Just Wack dude! LOL! Thats fuckin crazy!  Love it bro! LOL! \r\nBTW------------Might be settin up  binslayer on the servers----------Might need yo knowlege on this one! Went to your servers lastnight-------------Fuckin new guns------------sick dude!Gots to have yo guns on our binslayer!No Tracers on them! :)!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:385dc7e646]\r\n\r\n\r\nn/p bro just hit me on on yahoo or msn\r\n\r\noh and hey if you love then guns you need to go check out are ctf server  65.175.68.122 :)'),
(9222, '864e596cab', '', 'Yo yo yo, Fin good to see you again it''s been a long time.. Hope to catch ya in the game!'),
(9223, '6b323b7272', 'Hiya from *wDx*', 'Just dropped by to say a big HELLO to {dFb} clan from *wDx*, hope you''ll drop by the server an tht lol. The info is below \r\n\r\nWebsite address is : www.wootdynam-x.co.uk \r\nUT99 server address : 213.200.95.46:7747 \r\nMonsterhunt Server : 84.244.130.185:7777\r\n\r\nHope u guys will drop by sometime \r\nl8rz \r\n*wDx*Hazza'),
(9225, 'd2deac8013', '', 'lol good shit sauron glad to see you back in the forums and server'),
(9227, '5e8cf53023', '', 'Cool shit we need to put that info on a podcast!'),
(9229, 'fc06544265', '', 'Nice skin for sure! The face is kind of gay though! LOL JK. :P'),
(9230, '1ce2e9b23d', '', 'I''m sure you must have camels all over the place just like we have igloo''s all over the place in Canada. :lol:'),
(9231, '708a535523', '', 'You know we will. Then you will be sorry you invited us. See you then. :P'),
(9232, 'ee194d1920', '', 'Hey Fin! It''s about time you made it here. Good to see you now get in the damn game! :P'),
(9233, '67a9efd651', '', 'Sorry for your loss Jimmy! The {dFb} clan is here for you! :?'),
(9238, 'e1119dbd33', '', 'Yo, wsup dude??'),
(9239, '13228e9650', '', '[quote:13228e9650="GreenMan"]Nice skin for sure! The face is kind of gay though! LOL JK. :P[/quote:13228e9650]\r\n\r\n:) lmfao'),
(9240, '39ec4f5d0a', 'Hello Clan, i am MrBee', 'Nice looking board you all have here! Finally got some time to go cruise here at  {dFb} \r\ni have bin around in the UT world for a real long time now. and it seams that some of you know me or have seane me around  8) .\r\nso in the hope to frag some of you here and there..\r\npeace   :twisted: \r\nBee'),
(9241, '108c75d0d9', '', 'Thanks you guys.  :twisted:'),
(9242, '6b235c2f32', 'My New rims .....', 'what do you all think i still have to put on the drop spindles and the lowering blocks tomorrow\r\n[img:6b235c2f32]http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/8807/img0818b29qg.jpg[/img:6b235c2f32]\r\n[img:6b235c2f32]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9356/img08160rm.jpg[/img:6b235c2f32]\r\n[img:6b235c2f32]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/6421/img08178fe.jpg[/img:6b235c2f32]\r\n[img:6b235c2f32]http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/5404/img08188bo.jpg[/img:6b235c2f32]'),
(9243, 'ac9247c005', '', 'Those are sweet. I was thinking about getting a set for my Sport Trak. How much did they run ya?'),
(9244, '8daaa019e7', '', 'That shit is bad ass.. lol can you all make one with the fat kid from my avitar?? That shit would be funny as hell.'),
(9245, 'efe0ca3750', '', 'I have a 2000 extrem extra cab flare side black myself! Wheels look good! I has to get a pick of it!'),
(9246, '8e44d2227a', '', 'Good work bro! I have been here since the begining of time as well!  Just think-------------------------------1999----------------Damn that was a long time ago-------------Are we gettin old?      \r\n\r\nFuck no were not just more talanted!lol!'),
(9247, '7f4d17b567', '', '[quote:7f4d17b567="MattMan"]Those are sweet. I was thinking about getting a set for my Sport Trak. How much did they run ya?[/quote:7f4d17b567]\r\n700 bones and tires same price :)'),
(9248, 'c8b82cc9ac', '', '[quote:c8b82cc9ac="thepostman"]I have a 2000 extrem extra cab flare side black myself! Wheels look good! I has to get a pick of it![/quote:c8b82cc9ac]\r\n\r\n\r\nhell yeah, sweet i would love to seesome pics of ur truck... ill have to get you some pics of my systems as well 5000 watz :)'),
(9250, 'a8e9700eff', 'Friends', 'Heya Everyone,\r\nGlad you all remember me, its been a while, but I hope I''m not as rusty as I should be and can get some frags with you aces snipers :P \r\n\r\nAnyway I''ll be only occasionally online, life have turn seriously busy (since marrige),\r\nhell you know how it is :P \r\n(can''t complain though I''ve married the best girl in da house :) )\r\nSo I hope we''ll get to meet soon online!\r\n\r\nMissed you guys (and girls)\r\n\r\nFin.'),
(9251, 'e86ec2debf', '', 'Good to see you back, Fin, it has been a long time! frag ya later!'),
(9253, 'ff75b8da48', '', 'Yah your real talented with that aim bot of yours Vanq. LOL jp yah mr.bee i know you from when i use to be on the TUC forums like crazy you are a great graphics artist man nice sig by the way and a good player too frag yah later!'),
(9254, '6a79f828ce', '', 'whats up hazza frag yah later dude'),
(9257, '858d65a61e', 'letting go', 'http://www.break.com/index/meetingtheparents.html'),
(9258, 'ee17cc4c92', '', 'Yo, wsup. Were you not playing when we got that ass fucking during CTF on your server?'),
(9261, '80963813eb', '', 'Welcome. Enjoy the time that you spend here. See you in the game real soon. :P'),
(9262, 'f69287e1cb', '', '8O  8O  :roll:  8O  8O'),
(9264, '9cfd515372', '', 'Dont ask why im posting this!'),
(9266, '198dc0558c', '', 'grrr again sorry'),
(9268, 'eddbf77312', '', 'How about making a skin that when you taunt someone, it chucks a moon, that would rock.'),
(9271, 'cc74bf83b8', '', 'Like in Tennesse----------We don''t wear shoes and sleep with our sister or animals!!!!!!!!!!!   OH----------------They do!\r\n\r\nGood thing I am from OHIO!LMAO!'),
(9272, 'c77f0e4ee4', 'redneck birth controll', 'After having their 11th child, Postie\r\ndecided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So he went to \r\nhis veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin \r\ndidn''t want to have \r\nany more children. \r\nThe vet told him that there was a procedure called a \r\nvasectomy that \r\ncould fix the problem but that it was expensive. A \r\nless costly \r\nalternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a \r\ncherry bomb \r\n(fireworks are legal in Tennessee), light it, put it in \r\na beer can, then \r\nhold the can up to his ear and count to 10.     \r\n\r\nPostie said to the doctor, "I may not be the \r\nsmartest man in the \r\nworld, but I don''t see how putting a cherry bomb in a \r\nbeer can next to \r\nmy ear is going to help me". \r\n \r\n"Trust me," said the doctor. \r\n \r\nSo Postie went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in \r\na beer can. He \r\nheld the can up to his ear and began to count: \r\n"1" \r\n"2" \r\n"3" \r\n"4" \r\n"5" \r\n \r\nAt which point he paused, placed the beer can between \r\nhis legs, and \r\nresumed counting on his other hand. \r\n \r\nThis procedure also works in Arkansas, Kentucky, \r\nMississippi, Ohio, California, Arizona, West Virginia and Canada. :lol:  :lol:'),
(9273, '0d119e565a', '', 'Good one Mike, but us buckeyes know how to count to at least 11 without using our hands. :)'),
(9274, '99f4300119', '', '[quote:99f4300119="jimmyz"]Cool shit we need to put that info on a podcast![/quote:99f4300119]\r\n\r\nWELL DO BRO...THATS A MUST :)'),
(9275, 'c6fd3ba24b', 'Re: Friends', '[quote:c6fd3ba24b="Finarfin"]Anyway I''ll be only occasionally online, life have turn seriously busy (since marrige),\r\nhell you know how it is :P \r\n(can''t complain though I''ve married the best girl in da house :) )\r\nSo I hope we''ll get to meet soon online!\r\n\r\nMissed you guys (and girls)\r\n\r\nFin.[/quote:c6fd3ba24b]\r\n\r\n\r\nSo it is true what Ital said you did marry your sister....LMFAO!!!!\r\nJust messing with ya Bud...Glad you finally showed up!\r\n\r\nIt''s very nice to hear your marriage is going well...Now kick her to the side and get in the game...lol!'),
(9277, 'c26b81e9b5', '', 'I love the way this place looks and it''s all because of our great peeps that we have here and how much they contribute...You at TTS have a nice site yourselves and great peeps to also..Very nice meeting you all!'),
(9278, '724c5cafba', '', 'Lookin sharp DivX! AWESOME work Mr Bee :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nLOL Matt now that would be hilarious! \r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9279, '7290e063c5', '', 'Well glad ya cleared that up Sauron i thought ya had your very own camel and thats how ya got around hee hee :-P Luv ya too sweetie! \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9280, '081beef9a5', '', 'Those RAWK! Divx!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9281, '1d7d759744', '', 'Ya''ll are a bunch of SPAMMIN FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9282, '5b8473861c', 'CLAN PRACTICE -Fri  -APRIL 21st-', 'Since both clans have matches this weekend I thought it would be good to combine the practices so how bout we practice a hour earlier this week 6pm PST (thats 8pm CST, 9pm EST) Cya''ll tonight! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9284, '124ad2d7e8', '', 'Cya there!  :D'),
(9286, '669e062661', '', 'We have a match this weekend????????'),
(9288, 'c642aefa9a', 'skins', 'cali you trader come back for once so you can re teach me how to make the skins again, i forgot how ot open them in photoshop'),
(9289, '41b9dcf57b', '', 'LOL GREAT IDEA BK THAT WOULD BEE KICK ASS!!!!!!'),
(9290, '16a2c0b28a', '', 'Those are nice rims you need to put the pics up asap of when you have that thing dropped then it will look sweet get you some tinted windows too bro'),
(9291, 'bbe1eafa29', '', 'i think our rednecks down here in fl might do that too'),
(9292, 'b7a9b5bb30', '', 'That wasnt that funny but still a good little lagh'),
(9294, 'f43c1bdabd', '', 'good idea cali i was gunna post the same one but you got to it first :)\r\n\r\nBK both our clans are up against the FaA clan us tomorrow night and you guys and gals sunday afternoon.'),
(9295, '17b8fe9379', '', 'good one cali \r\n\r\n\r\n__________\r\nfrag on  rockon'),
(9297, 'a35c0dbe25', 'What do ya''ll think?', '[img:a35c0dbe25]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/sig.jpg[/img:a35c0dbe25]'),
(9299, 'c90f706c20', 'Check this out', 'http://www.gamershell.com/news/29318.html'),
(9301, '54239a8724', 'My Probable Future', 'Well today at school we had career day and since i was about 12 I''ve wanted to be some type of lawyer. I signed up and watched a attorney tell the class the up and downs of being an attorney. Then there was a guest speaker for some place called Full Sail and my friends told me it was a college for computer animation and graphics. After listening to the speaker i was blown away he told me that the college dosnt look at your GPA , SAT , or anythingelse like that all they will do is when you call up they will set up a interview and have a very indepth interview with you just to see if you really love computers. And you need no prior experience in computers!! Its awsome they have had 100''s of millionaires come from this school it is one of the TOP in the country. Visit the site www.fullsail.com'),
(9308, '9764a4bf3c', 'Need some Binslayer mods people!', 'Anyone gots some adrenalin mods or guns!?'),
(9309, '02f49d7465', '', 'good luck to you Majer! if you really want it, its yours!'),
(9310, '143d8018bc', '', 'I thought you had all that shit Posty? I know you had the guns! Goto WCK or I will tomorrow and see what they have!'),
(9314, '09acd55a7c', '', 'You guys rock! :P'),
(9315, 'cf5f883e24', '', 'You go geek! You can do it! :P'),
(9317, '30157f4a71', '', 'NO! :P'),
(9319, '9c943d046d', '', 'I won''t be there last night. Hockey playoffs. Woo Hoo! :P'),
(9320, '26282ce308', '', 'I just love getting to see those beautiful roters through those shiny rims. Sorry but car/trucks just don''t do it for me. Did I mention I like you sig though? :P'),
(9321, '9462ab7de9', '', 'spoken in the words of a true GEEK, huh Greenie! lmao But seriously guys, only little boys wear Bowties! Wicked rims tho!'),
(9322, 'a1670fc421', '', 'Sorry Major but I like your present one better!'),
(9323, 'c3b5ab183c', 'Guys Cracks open a new Toshiba HD DVD player', 'http://geekswithblogs.net/lorint/archive/2006/04/21/75795.aspx'),
(9324, 'b882409b80', '', 'Once you click on the link above then look for the link to watch the 6 min video'),
(9325, '313adb7876', '', 'spammer greenie!!!'),
(9326, 'ed0e8e9761', '', 'you guys suck! the new one is way better!'),
(9331, '70c449f736', 'haha', 'CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS\r\nA man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. \r\nThe sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He \r\nanswers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She \r\ndirects him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he \r\ndeposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.\r\nShe says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some \r\ntampons for your wife?\r\nHe answers, " You see, it''s like this, yesterday, I sent my wife \r\nto the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back \r\nwith a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it''s \r\nsooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my \r\nown .......... so does she!'),
(9332, '578f32abdb', '', 'LMAO THAT IS SO MESSED UP AND HILARIOUS GREAT ONE BUBBLES!!'),
(9333, 'f4abbb0178', '', 'LOL too funny! :P'),
(9335, 'f225557162', 'MajerPayne', 'ok here it is all lowerd :) SICK \r\n\r\n[img:f225557162]http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2150/img08269js.jpg[/img:f225557162]\r\n[img:f225557162]http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/479/img08271xs.jpg[/img:f225557162]\r\n[img:f225557162]http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/7672/img08288go.jpg[/img:f225557162]'),
(9336, '8f15e8d32f', '', 'you know i have guns bro ?'),
(9337, '7510e4c3b8', '', 'LOL BTW im a FORD guy ok just so you know lol   just ford didnt make a truck like that one :)'),
(9338, '809b83dcf5', '', '[quote:809b83dcf5]Sorry but car/trucks just don''t do it for me.[/quote:809b83dcf5]\r\n\r\nso what is it you like......? Diesles'),
(9339, '33c06bca53', '', '[quote:33c06bca53="TTSDivx"][quote:33c06bca53]Sorry but car/trucks just don''t do it for me.[/quote:33c06bca53]\r\n\r\nso what is it you like......? Diesles[/quote:33c06bca53]\r\n\r\nHe drives a mini van, dont even talk to him! He''s a little limp wristed if you know what I mean?'),
(9340, '108cc3f51c', '', 'Nice job bro now get some tint for those window either black or chrome tint i would say. Yah man that looks sick though nice job keep workin on it though. Have you been thinking about a paint job or you just goin to leave it that color? And just wonderin what does those stickers say on the back TTS ??'),
(9341, '32c0c6e75f', '', 'well hook us up DIVX !!!'),
(9342, '6c82a8f2f2', '', 'LMFAO good 1 BK'),
(9343, 'a47ecb4ac6', '', 'the one on botton right says DGAF witch means sorry all for saying bad words in here lol but its says dont give a fuck and the one on the botton left sayss so*cal and a kottonmouth kings sticker in the middle its a underground band i listen too'),
(9344, '0b53502f72', '', 'and yes im going to get a paint job next yeah probly and some dark black tint.... :)'),
(9345, '100242910e', '', 'Nice man cant wait to see those pics that thing will look sweet and knowing your luck you will probably total the truck on your 2nd day of having the new paintjob lol jp man :D :D :D BK will come over and make it better afterwards.'),
(9346, '9e5ce61ba9', '', '[quote:9e5ce61ba9="TTSDivx"]the one on botton right says DGAF witch means sorry all for saying bad words in here lol but its says dont give a fuck and the one on the botton left sayss so*cal and a kottonmouth kings sticker in the middle its a underground band i listen too[/quote:9e5ce61ba9]\r\n\r\nSwearing LOL, do you realize are clan name is dont FUCKING blink?? LOL Dont worry about it buddy, rock the fuck on!!!'),
(9347, '60903f406b', '', '[quote:60903f406b="TTSDivx"]LOL BTW im a FORD guy ok just so you know lol   just ford didnt make a truck like that one :)[/quote:60903f406b]\r\nWell divx, your right on that one, but us Ford guys Rule! GM makes some decent looking stuff, but I ''m not a fan of GM only because i have to work on them!'),
(9348, 'f9156b4903', '', 'lol thats funny cause i get to work on fords all day i hate the new F-350/450/550 lol 6.0 they can well anyhow lol :) so i guess its all on what you work on lol'),
(9349, '2539ceb7a1', '', '[quote:2539ceb7a1="Bitch_Killer"]DONT FUCKING blink??![/quote:2539ceb7a1]\r\n\r\n\r\nOH DOAH MY BAD FORGOT...I GO TO SO MANY FORUMS :)'),
(9351, 'ecf096498f', '', 'postman hit me up on msn or yahoo or ill get with you at the podcast bro:)'),
(9360, '8a0431d7a1', '', 'Hey guys this is Blood....I would also like to extend an invite to our 2004 server if anybody is intrested.........address is 8.9.36.72:7777..........cool guys see u around'),
(9361, 'd926e13f50', 'Jokes', 'One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"\r\n\r\n"No, I don''t," said the little boy.\r\n\r\n"OK, I''ll give you a clue. It''s the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."\r\n\r\nSuddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It''s a piece of ass!"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nA tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don''t you eat the peanuts yourself?".\r\n\r\n"We can''t chew them because we''ve no teeth," she replied.\r\n\r\nThe puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"\r\n\r\nThe old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTwo dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms. The first dwarf not only can''t get a hard-on, but all night he has to listen to the other dwarf and the other hooker grunting "One, two three, uhh...one, two three, uhh..." In the morning, the second dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?" The first dwarf says, "It sucked. I couldn''t get a hard-on all night." The second dwarf says, "You think that''s bad? I couldn''t even get up on the f*cking bed."'),
(9362, '1ddc7a8f69', ']-HOH-[Blood  test', 'this is only a test'),
(9363, '028bcc06bf', '', 'cant seem to get my sig to work'),
(9364, '15f9c7d5b1', '', 'Use the other code from photobuck like this\r\n\r\n\r\n[IMG]http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e191/chameleon777/bloodbanner.gif[IMG]'),
(9365, 'f85bbf701b', '', '[quote:f85bbf701b="TTSDivx"][quote:f85bbf701b]Sorry but car/trucks just don''t do it for me.[/quote:f85bbf701b]\r\n\r\nso what is it you like......? Diesles[/quote:f85bbf701b]\r\n\r\nLittle boys from what I heard.. doh!'),
(9367, 'a3623bb10e', '', 'LMMFAO :)'),
(9368, 'f9eb60b90c', '', 'Good One!!   :wink:'),
(9369, '5daacd16f3', '', 'we are always interested, Blood!'),
(9370, '0a833fa28b', 'Zilla owned!', 'Now this is funny!  WTG Mike!\r\n\r\n[img:0a833fa28b]http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/images/mike.png[/img:0a833fa28b]'),
(9371, '257994624f', '', 'woah mike nice dude way to go man!!'),
(9375, 'd0d73b9a11', '', 'Now this one deserves the bragging! Way to go Mike! :P'),
(9376, '3a41772762', '', 'Thanks for the info. We will be sure to stop in and mess you up. :P'),
(9378, '3841f4f7e5', '', 'Nice truck. You can''t even see the roters very well in those shots! LOL :P'),
(9381, '71ad94d199', '{FaA} vs {dFb} 4/23/2006', 'Good Game''s guys, well done. You guys have a bunch of talented players! We just couldn''t get anything going =('),
(9382, '53bac5bd7d', '', 'Great games Faa!! I''ll get the screenshots up soon.\r\n\r\nWhen I get them up you can find them here and all the details of the match:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(9383, '6f4aa26156', '', 'Good games guys, you guys are class people man!!! The fun of it and playing with people that dont bitch and complain is more important, you guys rock.'),
(9384, 'a11e00428a', 'SNOWWOLF', 'Are you looking to join our clan? or do you keep coming here to see if we are posting about wolf? If you come here for that, we have moved on now!'),
(9385, '6958065f8d', '', 'where are the screenies?!?'),
(9386, '7628b9fc26', 'THE BEST SIG EVER CHECK IT OUT!!!', 'TEST TEST TEST'),
(9387, '0abd3d5404', '', 'LMFAO'),
(9388, '383b753484', '', 'Nice job to both teams'),
(9389, 'c46814e7d9', 'Testing Majer is gay testing', 'Testing'),
(9390, '83746fede9', '', 'Nice job man!!'),
(9391, 'd576c5015c', 'again', 'Teehee'),
(9392, 'a33439ae0c', '', 'Aww come on now evil i though you were better than that man get your own image and edit it'),
(9394, 'a9bd77b42e', '', 'lol it would of been perfect but i couldnt find the font!\r\nlol'),
(9398, '3dc8acdee1', 'test', 'test'),
(9399, 'f98dbb5a2b', 'test', 'test'),
(9402, '7be010cae6', '', 'I played the next map with them and Mike was great!'),
(9403, 'dcfdc8b0bf', '', 'nice set Matt, when did you have them done? lol'),
(9404, '7d61fe6038', '', 'come to find out that wasn''t Zilla it was that dirty postman!! Maybe Zilla was mike, hmmmmmmmmm??'),
(9405, '91c38315c2', '', 'lmao! actually I''ve had the sig awhile.. I was just testing if I could post cause I changed the site over today to a more secure version of nuke.'),
(9408, '13654185bb', '[PSI] 2K4 Server Info', '[b:13654185bb][color=yellow:13654185bb]Hey guys....here is some information for our 2K4 servers :D   :D  :D  :D \r\n\r\nWebsite: www.psychosnipers.com\r\nServer #1: 64.37.227.215\r\nServer #2: 64.37.227.224\r\n\r\nCome and have a game on 1 of our servers or post something on your forums.... :D  :D  :D  :D \r\n\r\nmaybe we could organise to have a rumble sometime....... :D  :D \r\n\r\nThanks\r\n[PSI]MasterMeers[/color:13654185bb][/b:13654185bb]'),
(9410, '42629c4de6', '', 'Dirty Postman wants to be me so he can see how good it feels to do the fucking and not the one getting it up the ass!!!!!lol'),
(9411, 'de8e56a55d', 'THE BK BOYS R BACK...............', '8) \r\n :lol: \r\n\r\nI DONT KNOW IF U KNOW THE BK CLAN................\r\nTHEY ARE A GREAT BUNCH OF GUYS................\r\nAND THERE SITE WAS JUST HACKED A COUPLE OF WEEKS A GO BUT THEY BACK AND LOOKING GOOD ........\r\nHERE IS A LINK TOO THERE SITE................\r\n\r\nhttp://www.bk-knights.co.uk/\r\n\r\nSO PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD THAT THEY R BACK TY SO MUCH YALL........\r\n\r\n :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(9412, 'a152f34cf8', '', 'Will do!'),
(9413, 'e15033914a', '', 'yeah, i know you''ve had it for awhile, it just took me that long to come up with something!'),
(9414, '32e6a32e4b', '', 'Good to see you made it to our forums! Will do bro!'),
(9415, '7a82ed9cdb', 'Need some Binslayer DFB ?', 'Hey how about i make DBF a Binslayer gun or 2 ?\r\njust let me know it there is a gun type you like or what you wanted out of a gun ,\r\ni think i did read Tracers...\r\ntry these guns i made , and let me know if there is one you would like custum skined..\r\n\r\ntry the [TTS]*SyStEmAtIc XxXeCuTiOn*[TTS] server at\r\nip:65.175.68.123\r\n\r\nlater guys.\r\n 8)'),
(9421, '245453846f', 'for evil and majer', '[URL=http://imageshack.us][img:245453846f]http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/6763/evilonesucks2md.jpg[/img:245453846f][/URL]'),
(9422, '0d52415f7a', '', 'ooo custom guns AWSOME! i would like a custom gun or 2 but talk to mattman or postie they know all the stuff'),
(9423, '4ce439116b', '', 'Stop taking my sh*t'),
(9424, '771ccaf50d', '', 'Sweeeeeeeet thanks alot mr bee cant wait to see them!!!'),
(9425, '405a9be964', '', 'That sucks that they got hacked glad they are back up and running though!! :D :D :D :D'),
(9426, '5f1f4c4f5d', '', 'sounds cool i will be sure to check it out iam always looking for good 2k4 servers'),
(9427, 'ee566b87b0', '', 'Good point Zilla !!! :D :D  :lol:'),
(9435, '699dcd1b38', 'BIRTHDAY', 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY'),
(9436, 'd548b33184', '', 'Happy Birthday Necro!!! :lol:'),
(9437, 'dfe56117ce', '', ':(  LMAO happy birthday dude what r u now 6?'),
(9438, '04d3a9244c', '', 'Thanks for the info. See you in the game real soon. :P'),
(9439, '3a40d60db8', '', 'The match was fun. FaA is a classy clan. Not one bit of complaining during the whole match. Thanks for the fun. :P'),
(9442, 'b41ed35a4f', '', 'Happy birthday. Mattman gives reach arounds for birthdays, your gonna have to ask him though.'),
(9445, '64e5cc26ce', '', 'oh hell ya bro that would be awesome! I went on your server and I like the way the sniper rifle looks can ya make one that shoots like the BuniDuster2 does?'),
(9446, '752d040e93', '', 'HappyB-day Bitch!'),
(9447, 'e594eab0fe', '', 'Happy Birthday Nec!!!!'),
(9448, '998d411606', '', 'Gonna go play right now MM, thanks!'),
(9449, '105c3b1456', '', 'Happy Birthday you NOOB!'),
(9451, 'f6b73ad10f', '', 'i really likes the oozie (mac) but i kinda didnt like the way it shoots. id like it if it was just bullets from close range and the fire stuff from far range'),
(9453, '7324ca94fa', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]oh hell ya bro that would be awesome! I went on your server and I like the way the sniper rifle looks can ya make one that shoots like the BuniDuster2 does?[/quote]\r\n\r\ncan you send me please that .u file ( that gun). PM me . or is it running in your server now ?\r\n\r\ntks.\r\n 8)'),
(9455, 'eaf5891ddc', '', 'yup it''s on our server. I tried to add ya to MSN messenger but it didn''t work :('),
(9456, 'f7bddd276c', '', 'Happy #8 necro lol :D'),
(9474, '439b0ec0a6', '', '[quote=&quot;bubbles&quot;]yeah, i know you''ve had it for awhile, it just took me that long to come up with something![/quote]\r\n\r\ntesting quote'),
(9476, '0946f9e781', '', '[QUOTE=&quot;MattMan&quot;][quote=&quot;bubbles&quot;]yeah, i know you''ve had it for awhile, it just took me that long to come up with something![/quote]\r\n\r\ntesting quote[/QUOTE]test'),
(9479, '1179deb89b', 'TEST TEST TEST BIATCH', 'TEST TEST TEST'),
(9480, 'f4f1dac082', '', 'MOTHA FOOKER TEST'),
(9481, '1b3ef28aad', '', 'CAN SOME1 HELP ??'),
(9484, '5cdb2c6a3f', '', ':wink: Man Fast and sweet guys and gals...Loved it ..kept us on our toes...!   Great bunch of Players....!   Very Happy to plays yous anytime ...not just on the matches I mean anytime ..I always have such a blast with you all  :D   Love and Kisses to all ...love your kid cali  hes a sweet heart....!   Cya all soon ..we will be back around...!    :twisted:  You can count on it...Yes , 007 will be there on time when we play in the future ....(Greenman)Thanks for telling me i have a great girl.God knows i''ve tried with her  :wink:'),
(9488, '75b65d33da', '', '[quote:75b65d33da="Scarface"]CAN SOME1 HELP ??[/quote:75b65d33da]\r\n\r\nfixed'),
(9489, 'f0d667a11a', '', '[quote:f0d667a11a="MattMan"][quote:f0d667a11a="MattMan"][quote:f0d667a11a="bubbles"]yeah, i know you''ve had it for awhile, it just took me that long to come up with something![/quote:f0d667a11a]\r\n\r\ntesting quote[/quote:f0d667a11a]test[/quote:f0d667a11a]\r\n\r\nfixed'),
(9490, '41866cf5be', '', 'Hey {dfb} I just read the pissing you off section and I gatta say THAT WAS???.................................................AWSOME!!!!.  It took me an hour to read the thing.  Too dam funny.  I guess you guys meet your match. LMAO\r\n\r\nAnyways,  I just wanted to stop in and ask if anyone has been to HOH to check it out.  I have been out of town and out of touch from UT from about a month.  And did you like it if you went there?\r\n\r\nCya guys and gals\r\nJake_'),
(9491, '60a516c4ec', '', '[quote:60a516c4ec="Jake_"]Hey {dfb} I just read the pissing you off section and I gatta say THAT WAS???.................................................AWSOME!!!!.  It took me an hour to read the thing.  Too dam funny.  I guess you guys meet your match. LMAO\r\n\r\nAnyways,  I just wanted to stop in and ask if anyone has been to HOH to check it out.  I have been out of town and out of touch from UT from about a month.  And did you like it if you went there?\r\n\r\nCya guys and gals\r\nJake_[/quote:60a516c4ec]\r\n\r\nHey Jake, whatup dude? From time to time you meet up with a clan full of assholes and go through that shit. Its unfortunate, but shit happens. After all that, they accused us of hacking their website??? Pretty lame.\r\n\r\nI have not personally gone to your site yet, but I will make it there soon.'),
(9492, '6223908f41', '', '[quote:6223908f41="Bitch_Killer"]Happy birthday. Mattman gives reach arounds for birthdays, your gonna have to ask him though.[/quote:6223908f41]\r\n\r\nHey Matt My BDay was in Dec of last year. Can I take you up on that or Do I have to wait 6 more months? Lmao'),
(9493, '7800916101', '', '[b:7800916101][color=green:7800916101]All the PSI Guys seem cool as hell, they visit our server often . Almost as crazy a bunch as you guys  :twisted:  :twisted: [/color:7800916101][/b:7800916101]'),
(9494, 'a8f5a23f0a', '', '[quote:a8f5a23f0a="pipe"][quote:a8f5a23f0a="Bitch_Killer"]Happy birthday. Mattman gives reach arounds for birthdays, your gonna have to ask him though.[/quote:a8f5a23f0a]\r\n\r\nHey Matt My BDay was in Dec of last year. Can I take you up on that or Do I have to wait 6 more months? Lmao[/quote:a8f5a23f0a]\r\n\r\nLMAO! I''m all booked up Pipe but I think Posie has a few open slots..'),
(9495, '192749f529', '', '[quote:192749f529="MattMan"][quote:192749f529="pipe"][quote:192749f529="Bitch_Killer"]Happy birthday. Mattman gives reach arounds for birthdays, your gonna have to ask him though.[/quote:192749f529]\r\n\r\nHey Matt My BDay was in Dec of last year. Can I take you up on that or Do I have to wait 6 more months? Lmao[/quote:192749f529]\r\n\r\nLMAO! I''m all booked up Pipe but I think Posie has a few open slots..[/quote:192749f529]\r\n\r\n\r\nCool, He''s just down the road....................LMAO'),
(9496, '010548da71', ':{THC}:  UT99 is no more .', '[b:010548da71][color=green:010548da71]It''s official , UT99 is dead at :{THC}:  :cry:  :cry: \r\nWe''ve went full time Ut2K4 . \r\nLast 6 months we had maybe a dozen players on the server\r\nWhile Our 2K4 has been busy almost every night . So when the lease come up, on the server,  we let it go  :cry:  :cry: \r\n [/color:010548da71][/b:010548da71]'),
(9497, '7b3ed42b88', 'Re: :{THC}:  UT99 is no more .', '[quote:7b3ed42b88="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:7b3ed42b88][color=green:7b3ed42b88]It''s official , UT99 is dead at :{THC}:  :cry:  :cry: \r\nWe''ve went full time Ut2K4 . \r\nLast 6 months we had maybe a dozen players on the server\r\nWhile Our 2K4 has been busy almost every night . So when the lease come up, on the server,  we let it go  :cry:  :cry: \r\n [/color:7b3ed42b88][/b:7b3ed42b88][/quote:7b3ed42b88]\r\n\r\nOh, that sucks dude, you can always come over here and play on our server.'),
(9498, '55d29b17ab', '', 'Damn Zilla, I figured you was playing right after sex and the viagra hadn''t wore off. Therefore the hardon got in the way of your site. lol'),
(9501, '2b46e95361', '', 'Let us all have a moment of slience as another 99 server has gone :('),
(9502, 'b2c5768a57', '', 'happy b day necro'),
(9503, 'e58c4728e5', '', 'IM NOT NOC COCK FACE'),
(9505, '3eb59b74f1', '', '[quote:3eb59b74f1="MattMan"][quote:3eb59b74f1="MattMan"][quote:3eb59b74f1="MattMan"][quote:3eb59b74f1="bubbles"]yeah, i know you''ve had it for awhile, it just took me that long to come up with something![/quote:3eb59b74f1]\r\n\r\ntesting quote[/quote:3eb59b74f1]test[/quote:3eb59b74f1]\r\n\r\nfixed[/quote:3eb59b74f1]\r\n\r\nlooks like'),
(9508, '97190c68c9', '', 'Who called you Noc?'),
(9509, '5aa4520dce', '', 'GREAT GREAT GREAT TIME AS ALWAYS!  Thanks for the fun and sorry for the late post!  :)'),
(9510, '0716c86707', '', 'All replys from this thread got deleted... sorry guys!'),
(9511, 'dcbcbf86e5', '', 'mike did bt its fixed'),
(9512, 'ed98cb9e97', '', 'Thanks mattman what do ya''ll think&gt;?? I made it ofcourse'),
(9513, 'caa04892ce', '', 'Check it out brett\r\n\r\n\r\nLast edited by MikeAnime on Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:18 pm; edited 1 time in total'),
(9514, '737282718c', '', 'KEEP 99 ALIVE 4EVER!!!!!'),
(9535, '7643524545', '', 'hi! :mrgreen:'),
(9536, 'ab6f6e9c30', '', 'test avatar'),
(9539, '1a41090a3b', '', 'test new avatar'),
(9543, 'f6b9220b23', 'Just for you necro', 'Hey necro i made you somthing hope you like it\r\n\r\n[img:f6b9220b23]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/necrowarmcachine0xt.png[/img:f6b9220b23]'),
(9547, '5f2c70c4ed', '', 'SAH-WEET!! -lol-'),
(9550, '9c1862eb4a', '', 'Sorry to hear that. Come play on our server . :P'),
(9552, 'e66c9d4865', '', 'Deleted when we got hacked! :P'),
(9563, '07dea80c86', '', 'mantinga doesnt cheat on you, hes all yours...'),
(10746, '822a16c88e', '', 'LMAO that Laugh made the whole movie..I would have hated that movie if it wasnt for that Laugh...Hahahahahaha'),
(12770, '4d8dd07b73', '', 'Granted but you have to come out of the closet\r\n\r\nI wish i was in the 1000 post range'),
(9569, '2a33910569', '', 'Your UT 99 server my be down and finished but you allways have a UT 99 home here with us Sir! The UT comunity is a large place with many changes but we will allways take care of our UT brothers out there!'),
(10731, '33873348b1', '', 'I HAVE QUICK TIME'),
(9577, 'ab7d314484', '', 'UT99 will never die for us NO WAY I SAY :)\r\n\r\n\r\nlets keep it alive peeps....its what got us into UT'),
(9578, 'fd9949e6f7', '', 'Well  Divx-------------UT is great and I love to play -------------------However-------------People like yourself and others like you and me are why this game lasts like it does! It was about the game play at first but now it is about the great folks like you and others like you thats keep me here! Just a strange thing to have good friends that we will probally never meet for real! LOL!\r\n\r\nUT kicks ass!'),
(9579, '5b2100f578', '', 'i am th enew age of ut, lol i will never stop playing 99, like postie said its now about the people, bad and dfb are some of my best friends, and i will never meet any of them'),
(9580, 'c5ac80aa6c', 'maps', 'me and testicles were talking yesterday at school about people with skill, and he mentioned that he always used to play this one map that was jsut a big square, just a flat floor with nothing in it he said it fucking ruled cause he dominated it everytime, i say we need one'),
(9582, '71fa04374d', '', 'Yup ditto on what Postie said!! Mikey always know ya can join us for somee UT99 fun anytime ya like!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9583, 'ace259a5f1', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O  8O !!!'),
(9584, '32a6fc5020', '', 'HAPPY BELATED BDAY NECRO!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9586, '3f885249e1', '', 'Hey hey hey Mr Bee Glad ya found some time to join us here :-) Now that we have bin slayer on the server hope to see ya there more :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHave a goodie! ;-)'),
(9587, '11e67dbaa7', '', 'Welcome to our home Master Meers were glad to have ya here ;-)\r\nThanx for the invite will be visiting ya''ll real soon! We would definately love to set up a rumble with ya''ll. PM me here or post your MSN IM info and eithjer myself of jimmyz will contact ya so we can get somethang set up soon k?\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(9588, '8927a32b07', '', '[quote:8927a32b07="Kill-a-u"]:wink: Man Fast and sweet guys and gals...Loved it ..kept us on our toes...!   Great bunch of Players....!   Very Happy to plays yous anytime ...not just on the matches I mean anytime ..I always have such a blast with you all  :D   Love and Kisses to all ...love your kid cali  hes a sweet heart....!   Cya all soon ..we will be back around...!    :twisted:  You can count on it...Yes , 007 will be there on time when we play in the future ....(Greenman)Thanks for telling me i have a great girl.God knows i''ve tried with her  :wink:[/quote:8927a32b07]\r\n\r\nThanx Kill-a-u, i think hes a great kid myself, glad to hear hes been behaving himself with the other clans lol :-) \r\nI have to say i enjoy playing UT with ya''ll and it has nothang to do with the fact that weve won the matches either its totally because your clan is full of GREAT people who make the game and matches sooo enjoyable! Know your clan is always welcome on our server and TS. Ya''ll should pop on our TS one friday night and we could play together it would be lots of fun!\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9590, 'cabeb28581', '', 'you guys always have a 99 home with us here :)'),
(9591, 'e1c433b9ea', '', '[quote:e1c433b9ea="Cali"]8O  8O  8O  8O  8O !!![/quote:e1c433b9ea]\r\n\r\n\r\nto say the least.'),
(9592, '616f263dca', 'Now this is some weird shit!!!', 'I know this should probably go into the funny or general section but i thought it best to post here due to its demented sexual nature and the fact that none of the clan kiddies have access to this section, this is somethang they really dont need to read. its a survey on what types of stuffed animals people enjoy having sex with... if those who answered the survey are being honest people then they are truely twisted and demented!! \r\n\r\nhttp://www.velocity.net/~galen/presults.txt\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(9593, '967cf528a9', '', 'lmao'),
(9594, 'dd6bd5a799', '', 'Where the fuck have you been Cali???? I havent heard you in a while???'),
(9596, 'fab4c308d0', '', 'Ok, 3 days late... Happy birthday all the same dude, hope you had a good day.'),
(9600, '9990789224', 'a tearfull goodbye', 'today we had our beloved dog, shammy put to sleep.\r\n\r\nshe had a good long life. she was born in waterburry, CT in 1989.\r\n\r\nshe was more than a pet and a ball of fur ane energy she was family just like a daughter to us.\r\n\r\nshe will be missed so verry much\r\n\r\nshammy june, 1989 - april, 28 2006'),
(9603, '235968d0fb', '', 'sorry to hear that, mike, she was exactly 4 days younger than am, \r\n\r\n\r\nmoment of silence'),
(9604, '5b049a3847', 'dinner', '[URL=http://imageshack.us][img:5b049a3847]http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/9853/rabbit7tf.png[/img:5b049a3847][/URL]\r\n\r\nlmao does anyone want rabbit for dinner, rabbit stew mabye, i went hunting and shot my self a pesky wabbit'),
(9607, '5fee14efe0', 'rematch DoC-DFB', 'hello all,\r\ncould the match admin from DFB contact me plz.i need some info about the rematch.\r\ndid''nt know where else to post this i hope its ok here.\r\nthank you in advance.\r\ne-mail adress:\r\ns_tanzarella@hotmail.com'),
(9608, '7b64ca12e1', '', 'Apparently, she''s been playing with her dragon plushie!'),
(9610, '354f33bb54', '', 'That sucks ASS, sorry dude!'),
(9611, 'f57bfab16b', '', 'We are not anal here buddy, post wherever the fuck you like!!'),
(9612, '36541fdf8e', '', 'LOL, Good one Dead!'),
(9618, '1924aadc6e', 'new av test', 'new avatar'),
(9620, '7df1abd93f', '', 'Well.....Bitch_Killer is anal. But the rest of us aren''t. Jimmy or Cali will be in touch soon. :P'),
(9621, '81315486b5', '', 'Sorry Mike. You can have my dog if you want. :?'),
(9626, 'c4d93779dc', 'Test NEW SIG', 'TEST  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :evil:'),
(9627, '0effd51a12', '', 'WHOOP WHOOP WHAT DO YA&quot;LL THINK!!'),
(9628, 'e76a6bd829', '', 'Oh crap im missing the other &quot; } &quot; next to my name in bAd shit oh well i could give a crap  less'),
(9629, '5d2d8b0b4e', '', 'Test avatar!!'),
(9630, '15d044b9f9', '', 'What do ya''ll think'),
(9633, '749b4c4f1d', '', 'Kick a$s, MajerPayne... looks cool  :wink:'),
(9636, '2241df2394', 'fuck', 'fuck'),
(9637, '7c6fda6c97', '', 'nice it worked,'),
(9638, 'f9587ce0ad', '', 'i will be looking into this soon  8)'),
(9639, '1a4d61d3af', '', 'lol nice man'),
(9641, 'eb0a53991d', '', 'Cool! thanks bro!'),
(9643, '3801042b3e', '', 'yeah that was funny');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(9646, 'b43bbeea12', 'hmmmm, sound familiar???', '&gt;A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a young lady who is sitting by herself.\r\n\r\n&gt; Man: &quot;May I buy you a cocktail?&quot;\r\n&gt; Lady: &quot;No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.&quot;\r\n&gt; Man: &quot;Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?&quot;\r\n&gt; Lady: &quot;No, they spread!&quot;'),
(9647, '6b2a75aa49', 'testing sig', 'just testing my sig'),
(9649, 'c76794a80a', '', 'lol....UT99 or UT2K4.....we''ll be waiting.....lol'),
(9650, '4212c3d77f', '', 'Also guys feel free to stop by our web site and drop us a post or 2 .....but remember it''s a work in progress....lol.....www.houndsofhellclan.com........\r\n\r\nlaters.....'),
(9651, 'efae39e1ca', '', 'you sure Rabbits are in season?'),
(9652, '10833169c4', '', 'Looks good from here, Blood!'),
(9653, '49471ee770', '', 'Thats gotta hurt, Mike....'),
(9654, '375f6c9790', '', 'Rabbits are never &quot;in season&quot; we are always horny.\r\n\r\nBut, if you meant &quot;hunting season&quot;, then I need to remind you that It''s open season and everything must die. Including the necrophuckers who get lucky headshots on poor helpless animals. :)'),
(12841, '92ed7eae40', '', 'WOW pretty good test'),
(12843, '8a1ecbf592', '', 'lol funny but mest up  :?'),
(9659, 'cd11aea9b4', '', 'Sent you a email about the match, let me know ur map pics. We can send you dFb InDaCrib if you like or download it off of our server.'),
(9660, '899827eac6', '', 'Hay I want that site admin thing! It looks cool!'),
(9661, '2b480c707d', '', 'Nice work there necro'),
(9664, '53b32985a8', '', 'You got the helpless part right lol and nice job necro i call dibs on the leg!! lol\r\n\r\noh yah whats up with the purple necro????'),
(9665, 'd244aaa0ef', '', 'Sry to hear that mike that sucks come to florida and you can have my fat mutt of a dog ok?'),
(9666, 'c65ea7cdf4', '', 'lol thats funny'),
(9667, 'cbe98fe7c0', '', 'Hey i want one of those site admin things but instead of site admin it says &quot;spammer&quot; lol \r\n\r\n\r\nGood luck DoC'),
(9668, '15209c2354', '', 'got the e-mail and sended e-mail back with all info.\r\ni''ll have our map admin take care of the map [dfb]indacrib... thx anyway.\r\nwish you all good luck.'),
(9670, 'dbb3175e04', '', 'purple crosshairs you can see in any map they never get lost in colours, and i jsut matched the HUD'),
(9674, '5a54d16941', '', 'LOL, sounds like matt, just replace the legs with ass cheeks!!!!!'),
(9675, 'b1b96e8269', '', '[quote:b1b96e8269="pipe"]Damn Zilla, I figured you was playing right after sex and the viagra hadn''t wore off. Therefore the hardon got in the way of your site. lol[/quote:b1b96e8269]\r\n\r\nWHAT???? We all know that he cant see his penis when he looks down, hard or not!!'),
(9676, 'b5c878a2b8', '', 'GOOD IDEA!!\r\ni will give that a try'),
(9677, 'c4081a1e82', '', 'Damn bubbles, good one!!!!'),
(9679, 'c08868b8c4', '', 'it bothered me when i was in a map facing something white and i couldnt see them'),
(9686, '0d111d988e', '', 'thanks guys. \r\n\r\nno more dogs for me shammy was not a pet she was my baby and always will be. \r\n\r\nshe gave us all the best 17 years of our lives :)\r\n\r\nshe will be sorley missed by all  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:'),
(9690, '4a0c4a735e', '', 'dude it fucking rocks\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nfrag on! rockon'),
(9693, 'd3732a95fb', 'MINE BITCHES!!!', 'bla bla bla'),
(9694, '244cf2bc3b', '', 'Sweet! :P'),
(9695, 'b0ce2a7bab', '', 'Sweet!  :P'),
(9698, '039a7ba958', '', '[quote:039a7ba958="Bitch_Killer"]LOL, sounds like matt, just replace the legs with ass cheeks!!!!![/quote:039a7ba958]\r\n\r\nYa and give the man the name of Bitch_Killer. 8O'),
(12851, '91f73ce8d9', '', 'its the same guy as in the last one jsut with all sorts off crazy shit around him liek energy flames or someshit lol'),
(12852, '7cd10586ec', '', 'i told everyone testicles owns in everythign but no one would believe me till now'),
(12853, '1cdb05db05', '', 'charles, charles get out of my head charles, dont you knwo who i am'),
(12854, '8a1f4b3b6e', '', 'IM THE MUTHA FUCKIN JUGGANAUT BIIITCH'),
(9701, 'a2b3ec0794', '', 'lmao'),
(9703, '22e094f98f', '', 'font stealign fag'),
(9704, '371e4672d4', 'Pwned.', 'It''s a shame I can''t show you that there were much more players on to begin with, also I didn''t kill ONE bot. So, I have proved myself, and when the UTStats are updated I can post link to that aswell :P\r\n\r\nGREAT GAME GUYS, REALLY ENJOYED THAT!!!\r\n\r\n[img:371e4672d4]http://home.btconnect.com/monolith/telefrag.JPG[/img:371e4672d4]\r\n\r\nBetter luck next time eh necro? :P\r\n\r\nCan''t wait to see the UTStats, and also can''t wait to play you all again! Awsome!'),
(9706, '168deca81c', '', 'total bullshit, next time you wont have mik there to save you in the last 30 seconds, and your body will be blasted to peices'),
(9707, '23a2845e19', '', 'Thanks.....'),
(9708, '23783ccc32', '', 'i was just about to ask you where you got the font then i found it lol'),
(12814, '0f4a7ffc04', '', '[quote:0f4a7ffc04="Evilone"]\r\nI wish i could be the strongest man in the w0rld[/quote:0f4a7ffc04]\r\n\r\nGranted.  But since what you get is the strongest body odor in the world nobody will come within a mile of you!\r\n\r\nI wish that MattMan wasn''t gay.'),
(10938, '3ad3165dc2', 'PRACTICE FRI MAY 19TH', '7pm pst (thats 9pm cst, 10 pm est) and YES ill be there for sure this time :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(9711, '8c71506488', '', 'Uhm... Did you render the 3D aswell???'),
(9712, '47077339f6', '', 'Image stealing cunt! :)\r\n\r\nLooks awsome though, as if the one on the left is pulling his apprentice around... Great!'),
(12694, 'ae0b3b9212', '', 'instead of editing my last post AGAIN ill put this issue you didnt bother bringing up\r\n\r\nmedicare RX EVERY senior had to take this out within a certian small period of time or pay a penelty now we have pharmacies that end up paying for the customers drugs because things arent going as planned my mothers drug costs went UP not down thanks to this as she has that damned premium to pay each year and she doesnt use any drugs some antibotice from time to time but thats it and hers arent covered by her plan. dad is a VET so he goes to the VA payes for his pescriptions while a neighbor of ours cant even get in the VA and served in the army about the same time dad did because he got in too late they took him in but he doesnt get his hearing aids for free or reduced cost what a rip that is i hope you dont ever need hearing aids man you wont get them hellby time you retire jimmy i bet they will stop covering glasses too.'),
(9715, 'ae080e583c', '', 'im so sorry mike :cry:'),
(9716, 'abc3b3eadf', '', 'Awesome sig Majer! keep up the good work!'),
(12693, '54ce9fd1e8', '', 'now i know who to pester for photoshop advice'),
(9719, '61e9c717f4', 'sounds like my mom', 'At My Age\r\n\r\n&quot;I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only \r\nabout 5  minutes.  When I came out there was a dam n cop  writing out a \r\nparkingticket. So I went up to him and said, &quot;Come on, buddy, how about\r\ngiving an old lady a break?&quot; He ignored me and continued writing the \r\nticket. So I called him a pencil-happy nazi. He glared at me and started \r\nwritinganother ticket for having worn tires!  So I called him a piece of \r\nhorse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the \r\nfirst. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 \r\nminutes...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn''t care.\r\nMy car was parked around the corner.  I try to have a little fun \r\neach day.\r\nIt''s important at my age.&quot;'),
(9720, '2f9926af2b', '', 'Funny one. I have heard a similar one before but it''s still funny. :P'),
(9721, '612fd2b9be', '', '[quote:612fd2b9be="rabbit"]Image stealing cunt! :)\r\n\r\nLooks awsome though, as if the one on the left is pulling his apprentice around... Great![/quote:612fd2b9be]\r\n\r\nYou crack me up Rabbit.  It is really too bad that these guys are soooooooooo happy with their sigs. After all, you were the first one with one like that and they think they invented it. Nice jobs guys but give the Rabbit some credit. :P'),
(9722, '98743ce81d', '', 'Now that is an original sig. Nice job! :P'),
(9724, '4e99764bd4', '', 'what program did you use for the animation?'),
(10944, 'c30fd3f190', '', '[quote:c30fd3f190="Bitch_Killer"]Put what up for a vote?? You cant just start something then can it because it gets a little annoying??? If that was the case, I wouldnt have a wife, kids, dogs, or friends and I wouldnt go to work.[/quote:c30fd3f190]\r\n\r\nJesus Christ be realistic.....This is a game no matter how you look at it! You wife and kids and your crappy job are your real life so of course your not going to quit it!\r\nThese guys have been bitching, whining and causing trouble on other clans servers, not only giving them a bad name but us aswell! Guarantee that this will end..You can''t can you!?\r\n\r\nPersonally I would rather have Jimmy on ts then any member of bAd. I don''t even care to jump on ts anymore myself unless one of us is there!.\r\n\r\nThis has been more than alittle annoying...everytime I  look at the web site theres nothing but a shit load of spam everywhere and  having to find the posts that need to be responded too i have to weed through a few minutes of crap to get to it.. I can only read for about 15 minutes at a time so theres times I have to come back after my eyes are done burning to continue reading all the spam thats in the forums!\r\n\r\nI done bitching you all wont see me til sunday at our whnie fest of a match\r\n\r\nAnd one more thing...Havent anyone noticed that we don''t get together like we used too and play late since these guys started coming around more often\r\nMay just be me'),
(9734, '34e54db7d7', 'Testing', 'Yo yo yo testing!!!\r\nthx evilone'),
(9735, 'ea6e84000c', '', 'Welcome and its looking good!'),
(9737, 'd3cb7b948a', '', 'lol.\r\n\r\nGet CS2 and open it up, click window &gt; animation, this will bring up the frame box, then use your layers to animate through frames... Very easy, tutorials are all over the net, try pslover.com or pixel2life.com. :)\r\n\r\nAnd if you think that''s difficult. try using Maya like me and you''ll soon know the definition of &quot;FFS&quot; -.-'),
(9738, '7d6c5c8391', '', 'if it makes you feel beader my dog is 19 she will die soon'),
(9739, '1c0888f98a', '', 'That is sad here are my dogs\r\n[img:1c0888f98a]http://p6.piczo.com/img/i16770489_61963_6.jpg[/img:1c0888f98a]'),
(9740, '8b72c93a03', 'This is cool!', '[img:8b72c93a03]http://www.danasoft.com/sig/evilonesig.jpg[/img:8b72c93a03]\r\nit says your IP not any1 elses and what you are running on and other cool stuff\r\nif you whant to create one go to http://www.danasoft.com\r\nit is really easy to make!'),
(9743, '993ffb6336', '', 'hhaahah they look so alike'),
(9744, '8c022ce46c', '', 'HAHAHA!!!!!!!! thats good!'),
(9745, '7919b22199', '', 'I had a off game!LMAO!  I was kickin ass till I used your name!  \r\n\r\nMust be tainted or something! LOL!'),
(9750, 'fab8f11919', '', '*burp* YEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!!!!!'),
(9751, '104b20b61a', '', 'Yo parker who made that {bad}parker thing below your name??'),
(9752, 'd08097c0d4', '', 'I gave rabbit credit on mine even though i got my image from my own screen shot'),
(9753, 'da7325f515', '', 'yah they do and parker nice sig but yo font is a little blurry'),
(9754, '9d5e3ce33d', '', 'I like the one there on the right evilone'),
(9755, '86fbe69eea', '', 'HMMMM those are some nice 20 deaths you got there necro ~lol~'),
(9756, '59fbd0ee6e', '', 'LMFAO!!!'),
(9757, 'f9be4f6415', '', 'LOL thats a good1 bubbles'),
(9758, '9125c06765', '', 'Yuck! But funny. But yuck!'),
(9760, '35554c8f08', 'New ADD for My CarLot!', 'http://videos.streetfire.net/hottestvideos/6/DD484B18-5842-4D43-BA6A-AAA7BDB2F257.htm\r\n\r\n\r\nThink it will work?  Or do I need to change it a little?'),
(9761, 'b1da88df40', '', '[quote:b1da88df40="Bitch_Killer"][quote:b1da88df40="pipe"]Damn Zilla, I figured you was playing right after sex and the viagra hadn''t wore off. Therefore the hardon got in the way of your site. lol[/quote:b1da88df40]\r\n\r\nWHAT???? We all know that he cant see his penis when he looks down, hard or not!![/quote:b1da88df40]\r\n\r\nThat''s because he has it jammed down the back of your throat Bitch_Killer! :twisted:'),
(9766, '4cd950eae6', '', 'LMFAO BURNNN!!!!!!!!'),
(9767, '48dbb6e967', '', 'dude WTF lol that was retarded'),
(9768, '54e307655f', '', 'yeah thats buddy (right) and on the left is tiana'),
(9769, 'b724b227d1', '', 'Majer that is called a &quot;bevel&quot;'),
(9770, '76dae0a2d5', '', 'thats funny we have like 4 sig makers now thats AWSOME!'),
(9771, '10b3f8b209', '', 'And I would just like to say:\r\nhttp://mattman69.com/utstats/html/?p=match&amp;mid=4198'),
(9773, '1ed8d74def', '', 'evil one dont juge him he is just telling what he thenks'),
(9774, '568f82907a', '', 'Gawd, thats works for me. i think i''ll run out and buy a car right now!'),
(9775, 'c7730f5090', '', '4?? who me , evilone , necro and rabbit??'),
(9776, '5b2e02f9c4', '', 'Thats cool though cause we all have our own styles and way of making them'),
(9777, '0de24546eb', '', 'haha Rabbit got 10 kills on you necro while you got 3 on him!!'),
(9780, '999ba68b2a', '', 'Yes and apparently we all like mine because we all seem to be using it :)'),
(9782, '3de3792826', '', '[b:3de3792826][color=green:3de3792826]I thank you all for the invitation. But for some reason, It''s just not the same without my shotgun and throwing knives  :(\r\n\r\nWe can bring UT99it back at anytime, all the mods are saved and still remain on the redirect .\r\nDue to Clan and outside player''s lack of interest , and Dats Gaming servers going to hell in a hand basket , it was time to call it quits. :cry: \r\nI''m still looking into building a UT99 :{THC}: Monsterhunt sniping server ,  just trying to get all the kinks out first .  :wink: \r\n\r\n [/color:3de3792826][/b:3de3792826]'),
(9783, 'b5e60518b5', 'look at my sig and avatar!', 'tell me if you like it ok\r\n\r\n\r\n______________\r\nfrag on!!!!! rockon'),
(9784, '9247defb35', '', 'cool?\r\n\r\n\r\n___________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon'),
(9785, 'fe94641dfd', '', 'Great ^.^'),
(9786, '7bf95aad0d', '', 'i like that carlot!'),
(9787, 'a0934cc7b4', '', 'yes but we have diffrent ways of using yours'),
(9788, '8fdb9d465a', '', 'Rock on MP! monsterhunt is wicked! let us know when its ready!'),
(9789, 'b8af38b698', '', 'That''s what they''re there for. :P'),
(9790, '70387aa283', '', 'yep'),
(9792, 'f70553b354', 'OUCH', 'http://www.starterupsteve.com/video/punch.shtml'),
(9793, '4f172ffd87', '', 'That was a good one.'),
(9794, '3cfbf05409', '', 'It might just work for you Postie. :P'),
(9795, '5a442bcbcb', '', 'wtf why is it here?'),
(9796, '3673a22ffa', '', 'nice parker it looks good man'),
(9797, 'f491873542', 'Having some fun', 'Fun at the ]TUS[ Server\r\n[img:f491873542]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/brandon/images/stuff/Evil/Havinsomefun.jpg[/img:f491873542]'),
(9798, '380e0289f5', '', 'lol\r\n\r\n\r\n_________________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon'),
(9799, '20f2ff4e4c', 'Proper use of the F word', 'There are only eleven times in history where the &quot;F&quot; word has been \r\nconsidered  acceptable for use. \r\n\r\nThey are as follows: \r\n\r\n11. &quot;What the @#$% do you mean, \r\nwe are sinking?&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 \r\n\r\n\r\n10 &quot;What the @#$% was that?&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Mayor O f Hiroshima, 1945 \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n9. &quot;Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Custer, 1877 \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n8. &quot;Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Einstein, 1938 \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n7. &quot;It does so @#$%ing look like her!&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Picasso, 1926 \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n6. &quot;How the @#$% did you work that out?&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Pythagoras, 126 BC \r\n\r\n\r\n5. &quot;You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Michelangelo, 1566 \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n4. &quot;Where the @#$% are we?&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Amelia Earhart, 1937 \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n3. &quot;Scattered @#$%ing showers, \r\n&amp; gt; &gt; my ***!&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Noah, 4314 BC \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n2. &quot;Aw c''mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Bill Clinton, 1998 \r\n\r\n\r\nand a drum roll please............! \r\n\r\n\r\n1. &quot;Geez, I didn''t think they''d get this @%#*^ing mad.&quot; \r\n\r\n-- Saddam Hussein, 2003'),
(9801, 'f3d727fc1b', '30 things you''ll never hear a woman say...', '30 things you''ll never hear a woman say. \r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n1. You know, I''ve been complaining a lot lately. I don''t blame you for ignoring me. \r\n2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday. \r\n\r\n3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they''ll still cover. \r\n\r\n4. Bar food again! Kick ***. \r\n\r\n5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class. \r\n\r\n6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I''m gonna go over and talk to her. \r\n\r\n7. Let''s just leave the toilet seat &quot;up&quot; at all times, then you don''t have to mess with it anymore. \r\n\r\n8. I''ve decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want''em? \r\n\r\n9. It''s only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers. \r\n\r\n10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie''s bare ***. \r\n\r\n11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends. \r\n\r\n12. I''m so happy with my new hairstyle, I don''t think I''ll ever change it again. \r\n\r\n13. ****! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. \r\n\r\n14. You are so much smarter than my father. \r\n\r\n15. If we''re not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football. \r\n\r\n16. Are you sure you''ve had enough to drink? \r\n\r\n17. I''ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. \r\n\r\n18. You''re so sexy when you''re hung over. \r\n\r\n19. I''d rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. \r\n\r\n20. Let''s subscribe to Hustler. \r\n\r\n21. I''ll be out painting the house. \r\n\r\n22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride. \r\n\r\n23. Honey, our new neighbor''s daughter is sunbathing again, come see! \r\n\r\n24. No, No, I''ll take the car to have the oil changed. \r\n\r\n25. Your mother is way better than mine. \r\n\r\n26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine''s Day thing and buy yourself something. \r\n\r\n27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don''t you retire. \r\n\r\n28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. \r\n\r\n29. Look! My *** is fatter than yours! \r\n\r\n30. Let''s get rid of my friends and keep all of yours'),
(9802, 'ff024a9fb8', 'i got a nother avatar!!!!!', 'woot!'),
(9803, '431d19cdd6', '', 'dous it rock!?\r\n\r\n_______________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon'),
(9804, '8124fbd21c', '', 'i know it looks similar to mine but i am getting a new flash one that i am going to use for a very long time'),
(9805, '67cda070a6', 'Yet another blonde joke!', 'A girl came skipping home from school one day. &quot;Mommy, Mommy,&quot; she yelled. &quot;We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6, 7,8,9,10!&quot;\r\n&quot;Very good,&quot; said her mother.\r\n&quot;Is it because I''m blonde, Mommy?&quot;\r\n&quot;Yes, it''s because you''re blonde,&quot; her mother replied.\r\n\r\n\r\nThe next day, the girl came skipping home from school. &quot;Mommy, Mommy,&quot; she yelled, &quot;we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!&quot;\r\n&quot;Very good,&quot; said her mother.\r\n&quot;Is it because I''m blonde, Mommy?&quot;\r\n&quot;Yes, pumpkin, it''s because you''re blonde.&quot;\r\n\r\n\r\nThe next day the girl came skipping home from school. &quot;Mommy, Mommy,&quot; she yelled, &quot;we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!&quot; And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C''s.\r\n&quot;Very good,&quot; said her embarrassed mother.\r\n&quot;Is it because I''m blonde, mommy?&quot;\r\n&quot;No .... it''s because you''re 25.&quot;'),
(9806, '2df4c656e2', '', 'lol that was funny\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n________________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon'),
(9807, '506f54cf98', '', 'lmao the was funny\r\n\r\n_____________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon'),
(9808, '4b6949e90b', '', 'if this is true, then demon is a bleached blonde. lol'),
(9809, 'f9af577517', '', '0- &quot;I dont @#$%  get it&quot;\r\n\r\n--Bubbles, 2006'),
(9810, '96dd991328', 'Cheaters caught on the dFb server', 'I think I''ll start a thread of peeps we catch cheating on our server. Here is our first fucktard!\r\n\r\n[UTDCv17c] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv17c] Client have hooked functions\r\n[UTDCv17c] Player Name......: Zan\r\n[UTDCv17c] Player IP........: 67.70.154.180:2091\r\n[UTDCv17c] Client UT Version: v.4.36\r\n[UTDCv17c] Client OS........: WindowsXP\r\n[UTDCv17c] Server Received..: Initial check\r\n[UTDCv17c] Altered addresses: NTGT?NTST?NTUED?\r\n[UTDCv17c] Hook Match.......: Helios framework v2.0\r\n[UTDCv17c] Date/Time........: 28-4-2006 / 16:22:51\r\n[UTDCv17c] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv17c] +---------------------------------------------------+\r\n[UTDCv17c] Additional memory scan information for player: Zan/67.70.154.180:2091\r\n[UTDCv17c] Corruption hash..: C5083371A94D95F14E88554F64EB49DA\r\n[UTDCv17c] Altered addresses: 7c90da7c-ef013fe9/8c212ff,7c90da80-90909085/90909000,7c90e4fc-eef66fe9/8c212ff,7c90e500-90909085/90909000,7c90eaf4-ef46e853/8cc7e853,7c90eaf8-c00a85ee/c00a0002,\r\n[UTDCv17c] +---------------------------------------------------+'),
(9811, 'c30445cfb3', '', 'lmfao'),
(9812, '208f29e5d4', '', 'lmfao'),
(9815, 'df75fe31ac', '', 'Fucking funny Deadman'),
(9817, '85e6a214a2', '', 'You know, that gives you clan a bad name. How would you like it if another clan came to our server and did that shit. Think before you act. :roll:'),
(9818, '726ca22369', '', 'I guess because you put it in the wrong area.  It still must hurt.'),
(9819, 'aa308ba64b', '', 'i just told them i was havin fun GEESE give me a break'),
(9820, 'a44116830e', '', 'well DUH lol'),
(9821, 'be205837e8', '', 'My first reply still stands!'),
(9822, 'a23922b9d8', '*BS* Clan and {dFb} ?', 'Looks like we have a joint *BS* {dFb} Podcast in the making! *BS* now has four wolf members that are more then willing to speak on the podcast as well as Mako himself!\r\nSo it seems like all the bull shit will (for the most part) be fadin away! \r\n\r\nI think a joint podcast with the *BS8 clan will be good for us as well as show other clans out there that maybe--------there is more to the online gamin world then themselves! Like others that play in clans-----clans that split up -------talk trash and can one day look past themselves for a just cause and can put their differnces aside for the right reasons(Wolf) LMAO! \r\n\r\nI plan to have a bit of fun  with this as well as pokin fun at ourselves as well as *BS* about some of the dumb shit we all said and did! So who is in on the Podcast? Any other clans we want to invite to this? We need to find Wolf Hater! who ever he maybe!That would be fun!'),
(9823, '7b525b2aee', 'Allied clan suport?', 'Allied clan needs to have an active forum for the whole UT comunity meeting place to work! The whole site is a great thing but we really need to get people there and get active over there and help get some meetings started up and hold some gaming TS meetings ! At the least --------we need to do a meet and greet night for us all to get to know other clans as the folks behind the names!  So anyone out side of {dFb} and {bAd} ----Go check  it out and make a few posts -----The whole site is set up for our admins to get togather and aid one another in the gaming world! THe site is what we as a comunity make it! \r\nAs for Us --------go post your ideas and thoughts about what we can do to unite us and assist others over there ! Lets get the ball rollin!\r\n\r\n\r\nwww.alliedclans.org'),
(9824, '45fffd8254', '', 'Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?'),
(9825, '471067c631', '', 'Whats up??????? Great to have you here!'),
(9827, 'a782129e63', '', 'Easy enough!lol!'),
(9828, '3693e5c1cf', '', 'Ty sir! Look forward to the ass kickin!LOL!'),
(9829, '882d2982cd', 'Where did all the people go?', 'Our members have been all hit or miss lately!  :( ! Mybe a UT party is needed for us all one night?  Pracitce as well! Oh -------I really do want to do a 300 frag fest or LMS or something!\r\n  \r\nLets Have some fun boys and girls!  Get fired up!'),
(9830, '040e656ffb', '', 'Good Games! Sorry I missed out! See ya soon FAA!'),
(9835, 'b8430193ea', '', 'we definitely need to get more clans involved! I would like to get people to start submitting downloads for UT and UT2k4 and it would be helpful if other clans submitted news articles about whats going on in there clan.'),
(9838, '7150382349', '', 'Wait for me!!!'),
(9839, 'acd96a343d', '', 'MAKE A TOPIC FOR ALL US TO SUMMIT ARE WORK :)\r\n\r\nsorry caps'),
(9840, '5050eca10e', '', 'It called Pitch black!!'),
(9841, 'b023cf9559', '', 'I would assume that wolf hater is gunslinger??'),
(9842, 'bc16cce216', '', 'I think we should have a LMS match, everyone donates 5 dollars to the winner, eh?'),
(9844, 'e3e90663b3', '', 'You can submit a news story to go on the front page, after its submitted, I will post it.'),
(9845, '33ba534e6f', '', 'Hey Mike, these guys would like to set up a match against bAd, go to there forums and sign up to get the match goin.'),
(9847, '0e1a5c059f', '', 'Which wolf guys are going to be on the podcast? This should be interesting, hurry up man, get er done!!!'),
(9850, 'db31030fbf', 'Name change', 'Hello everyone!!! I was wondering if someone can change my login name to the following: HOH_YourMaker. Thank you.'),
(9851, 'e80a079d6e', '', 'Done'),
(9852, 'd6e142881e', '', 'Yeah @%#*^ me, I was on the floor with the Einstein thing...'),
(9853, '04308c70f2', '', 'Wow, that''s got her an Oscar?'),
(9857, '78ffc84569', '', 'no there is lights, and no pillars jsut a room'),
(9860, '9d92c125e8', '', 'Concerning #3 - Mark would never go to the bathroom at a crucial moment.  But, if for some insane reason he would find himself in that situation, I would fully be able to describe what he missed. (Or he could just rewind the TIVO and watch it himself).  So #3 does not apply to me.  Also, I would say #9 as long as I was havin fun, too!!!  All of the others are accurate!! :D'),
(9861, '990eb0a329', '', 'I''m keeping mum on my true hair color   :)'),
(9864, '93dc2c33cf', '', 'Oh, ok, lets give your buddy even more opportunity to fuck us up, great thinking!!!'),
(9865, 'de687be1db', '', 'Hello dFb and bad,\r\n\r\nI am just stopping by to say Hi. I see a few hounds have been here already. Frag you all later.'),
(9869, 'd1e88ae905', '', 'testicles fucks anyone up, even foon....think about that'),
(9870, '7a40ee93c6', '', 'Only your hairdresser knows for sure, huh! lol'),
(9871, 'ccfc0e8994', '', 'LOL :wink:'),
(9872, 'e0f1c52277', '', 'lol well ummm did this ever happen?'),
(9873, '440abb31f7', '', 'lmao good1 deadman'),
(9874, '7d7574fae3', '', 'LOL thats funny dead'),
(9876, 'ff1c5b1db3', '', 'Parker did you sunddenly change your name to headshot??'),
(9885, '7cf3fd6572', '', 'Thats what im sayin fucktard, why are we gonna make a map that he is even better on? dumbass'),
(9889, '7fb89086d2', '', 'so i can be as good as him on it, duh.... he tought me how to play and i am the prodical ut player  I WILL BE GOD lol'),
(9891, 'ad72f9416d', '', 'postie SPAMMED'),
(9893, '149c422a6e', '', 'no on is going to do the gun skin are they'),
(9894, '0433edb580', '', 'when is this shindig happening?\r\n\r\nas a former UTC clanner ide like to sit in :)'),
(9897, '35e6a52fff', '', 'Was not Gun----------Know one knows who he was! \r\nYes Jimmy ----------I am waiting on yo bitch ass!lol!'),
(9901, '12b315f590', '', 'This sounds fun, looking forward to this. the dFb BS and WOLF all on one TS.. This should be VERY interesting!'),
(9903, '6319ecb44d', '', 'he did, and none of us no why'),
(9905, 'bfab64ac3e', 'super mario', 'this is fuckign awsome\r\nhttp://www.break.com/index/livemario29.html'),
(9906, '5e229913c4', 'so stupid ide try it', 'http://www.break.com/index/footstring24.html'),
(12727, 'd847750373', '', 'now look this country is great and freedom is a liberty i think we ALL take for granted with the exeption of the men and WOmen in the armed forces.\r\n\r\nall i have to say about ANY president is they all had their good points and bad yes clinton purgered himself but the econmy was good and we had a budget surplus and now we are in debt funding for things i use or might need in th efuture have been cut and everything i posted is just what i have seen first hand so i can understand the numbers the press is puting out however i am sure those are inflated how much we will never know but gas prices and gouging in my state had 8 cases won on that compared to the 15 nation wide.\r\n\r\n\r\nthese are my final thoughts for this thread aswell. i might not agree with everything the politicians have done but i respect their right to do them.'),
(12728, '542285bf69', '', 'Granted but you have to tell me what ur talking about\r\n\r\nI wish i could fly again'),
(12729, '931dbf1f46', '', 'thanks cock hole'),
(12730, 'a3818edbcb', '', 'everyone should have small sigs like mine, it makes the forums much eaiser to read'),
(12731, '29285bf311', '', 'what???\r\noh i jsut got diablo 2 with expansion'),
(12732, '4df7ab56a1', '', '[quote:4df7ab56a1="Evilone"]Granted but you have to tell me what ur talking about\r\n\r\nI wish i could fly again[/quote:4df7ab56a1]\r\n\r\nGranted.  But it only lasted 3 seconds so when you throw your sorry ass off the Empire State Building there''s a mighty big splat at the bottom!\r\n\r\nI wish that I had X-ray vision.'),
(12733, 'acb0f375a7', '', 'Shit rough sport, I guess you guys are not watching MLB tonight, I just watched a Cleveland Indians pitcher plant a 95 mph (what is that in metric) in the back of Posada then The Big Unit almost killed a Indian with a inside 86 mph slider OW! I really don’t think a Hockey player stands a chance under the rim with Shaq either! What do Hockey players do when they retire anyway, join Disney on Ice?'),
(13158, 'cbfee247b6', '', 'Thought so lol dime was the greatest guitar player who ever lived basically'),
(13159, '43f0116e02', '', 'HOW THE FUDGE DO I PUT MY IMAGE ON ANOTHER IN THE BACKGROUND&gt;&gt;??? ITS NOT LIKE PAINT SHOP WHERE YOU DRAG THE IMAGE OVER INTO THE NEW IMAGE TO PUT THEM TOGETHER'),
(13156, '7b41f63f35', '', 'Matt and Ron are Lovers  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)'),
(12737, '4c2c35c02d', '', 'they go to bars get drunk and fight people, have you ever taken a 120 mile an hour slapshot to the throat???'),
(12740, '52fe39d733', '', 'Necro that sounds like a personnal sexual problem I dont want to know about!  8O'),
(12711, 'eda04d9dec', '', 'Granted, but it fell off the back of the delivery truck and squished you to death.\r\n\r\nI wish my kids were not jerks!!'),
(12713, '23be0f960b', 'MUTHA FUCKA', 'my new sig pwns all and everyone\r\nLOOK AT IT HOMOS'),
(12714, '6113084002', '', 'Impossible.\r\n\r\nI wish i could fly'),
(12715, '7ba0ad948e', '', 'Nice  job necro i like the bAd in the background and the background itself sweet job keep it up'),
(12716, '7db5237657', '', 'Bad habbit evilone i will resize it tonight when i have a chance and make it smaller \r\n\r\nGlad yah like it mike but dont come to me for photoshop advice i use paint shop pro bitches'),
(12717, 'edb8bc7cc3', '', 'By the way lil nut boy the pics are from the new hitman:Blood money Not contracts'),
(12718, 'bbc2987cdc', '', 'Like i said jimmy im only 16 and just posted the facts i found online dont get mad at me dude sry'),
(12720, '509d611094', '', '[quote:509d611094="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:509d611094][color=green:509d611094]If you notice, he didn''t bother posting the server log, which would show the conversation, and also Sauron never metioned an IP, or server name.\r\nSounds like he''s just a jackass that has a &quot;God&quot; complex  :roll:  :roll: \r\nI say  :-x  the basterd [/color:509d611094][/b:509d611094][/quote:509d611094]\r\n\r\n\r\nReminds me of [sSs] Raiden  :roll:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(9911, 'de2ae0d4cd', '', 'ask TTS MrBee to teach you or to make it. but as for the skins for UT99 i thought u made that 1?'),
(12722, '9a212cd83d', '', 'thanks bitch hole'),
(12723, 'd4b5be7c0a', '', 'im gunna get that game when my pc will be able to handle it'),
(12724, '778daeb367', '', 'Shit on ur computer and it wont be any diffrent'),
(12725, '38d5392667', '', 'Nice sig man'),
(12726, '630657e2fb', '', 'granted but you can only fly when your dad kickes yer ass or kickes you in the ass\r\n\r\n\r\ni wish evilone had a clue'),
(9915, '80ffdc04eb', '', 'redefines the meaning of bored!'),
(12709, '8f8d2ed154', '', 'Hmmmmmmm...........\r\n\r\nIf you cut out all the rich ass mother fuckers, what would the yearly salary be? They say that shit in Canada too, but I dont believe it. \r\n\r\nlets see, 2 poor bastards at 20k and 1 rich mother fucker at 200k gives an average salary of 80K. Stats suck, they get twisted to favor or discredit whatever they are looking at.'),
(12710, '06bb29b580', '', '[quote:06bb29b580="GreenMan"][quote:06bb29b580="jimmyz"]Right Blair thats why the US has dominated Hockey over the last 20 years...Red Wings, Kings, Rangers...just to name a few! 8O[/quote:06bb29b580]\r\n\r\nI never said USA teams sucked. I said, that BK saying that &quot;you Americans with your tiny brains can''t keep up with hockey and that''s probably why you don''t like it&quot;, was describing all the USA. Not the teams, the people. I guess I would not have to explain this if Bitch_Killers post wasn''t right. :twisted:[/quote:06bb29b580]\r\n\r\nActually, I just meant Squirrel. He is obviously too young to have any common sense and his little brain still needs to develop.'),
(9923, '49c7e7dec2', '', 'No you WILL BE OWNED lmao bk''s got a point though'),
(9937, '9f2b8b30db', '', 'You guys want to set up the 99 server on our machine as a 32 man go for it. I don''t really see the point as no one even plays on it. Our main 99 server can only be set as 16 max players. Thats what we pay for.'),
(9929, 'a97e80fd71', '', 'you say that as if its unusual lol i never spam though its a nasty habit lol :twisted:'),
(12721, 'a0ff5bf24b', '', 'I understand your 16. Before you believe shit on the internet study you history. Look at more then liberal web sites. Don’t get me wrong Liberals have good ideas as well as Conservatives; I am actually a Republican (if you can’t tell) with some liberal views, so I don’t always agree with my party. The reason there is so much liberal redirect is because there gearing up for the election! Republics do the same when there is a Democrat in office. \r\nWhen looking at politics you have to look at the big picture - for example Ron is right numbers are always manipulated for good and for bad. Think about this, yes Bush had a DUI but he was not in office! Clinton perjured himself about Monica Lewinsky (which is a felony) he got off why? Because of Presidential power!\r\nI defend the Republican Party because I am in the Military and when Republicans are in office they treat the Military well (among other things). \r\nLast comment - Even though I did not support Clinton I did support the role he had as Commander Chief, that’s how it should always be, civilian or military. Always say what you believe but always be prepared for a rebuttal!'),
(9934, '986dd7ef00', '', 'Doesn''t look like Matt likes you anymore Posty.....lol'),
(12696, '302db43def', '', 'LOL YOU GUYS ARE GIVIN ME A HEADACHE start with little posts lol :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x'),
(12697, 'dd993c2c56', '', 'Bottom line i hate Hockey and you guys say whast you want i still say hockey is for sum lazy ass MOFOs that need a life and a i job besides whackin a Fucking puck with a dam stick and btw you don''t get you excersice cause you do not throw kick or punch or anything that uses a body part instead of using a stick for a long ass hand'),
(9961, '0025a76aeb', 'Check it out', 'http://forum.blacksheepclan.com/viewtopic.php?t=2285'),
(9962, '40b6d404db', '', ':wink: Thanks all for the nice coments..same goes for you Cali  and all of dfb ,bad..clan come join us anytime !!!   We will be around some time soon ..and catch yeas  on a friday nite ..and really introduce our selfs...!  Your Son is a charm...Good kid..!  Hi ...yea Parker..sorry i missed you when you where on the server...catch yea soon i hope ...love ya all..peace to everyone..!  :D'),
(9963, 'e39e258cf8', '', 'Go for it, more ass kickin for me!'),
(9964, '513b2f583f', '', 'THATS FUCKED UP!!'),
(9965, '6f998a8fea', '', 'Do all of ya''ll old members remember that WP thread i started at baba''s way back? ahhh the good ol'' days lol'),
(9966, 'fd7d0a5fd2', '', 'Both those dudes should be shot. The one for being an asshole and the other for actually taking that shit.'),
(9970, '85b714d175', '', 'Wow, what a cunt...\r\n\r\nBut I can''t believe that the guy would just take it like that...  Wouldn''t you answer back or just quit teamspeak? ...'),
(9975, '4e8bc2d925', 'FOKINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YES!!!!', 'OMG I am soooo happy right now i could just pee my pants!!!! [MIRT]aceofskys just sat up with me all night and we got my router working both puters are online working perfectily fine i got  my headset working we were on TS and  it worked great and best of all i can now play UT 99 with my new puter with no lag nothang its AWESOME!! woo hoooooooooooo I CAN NOW ENJOY MY NEW PUTER LIKE I SHOULD :-) to get ut 99 to work for my new puter and the graphics card we had to reconfigure alot of stuff in the UT99 ini file stuff id never know to do. I tell ya that ace is DA MAN!!!!!!!! \r\n(((((THANK U ACE)))))!!!!! U RAWK!!!!!!!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nok so now its 440 am and im sooo jazzed i cant go to sleep but im going to try so I think im outta here! \r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!!!'),
(12695, '0240e1eb37', '', 'LOL?'),
(9979, '773b22fae7', 'bAd direction', 'Ok we are not having separate servers, we are not modifying the guns or anything else for that matter. Separate servers will only hurt us more. We started bAd to increase the size of our community. Now if you guys arn''t happy with the way things are here then you can always do what JollyRodger did and try your own thing but the bAd stays, it is part of dFb.. Myself and others have worked hard to create what we have here now and I don''t want a repeat of what JR did. In the end it hurt the dFb and got JR and the others nothing!! I''m really getting tired of having to explain this to you guys so i''m not going to do it again this subject has been gone over before many times and if you haven''t figured it out by now then maybe you should move on. This type of attitude will only cause trouble. We don''t have this, we don''t have that, blah blah blah , look around you!!! bAd is dFb end of subject. \r\n\r\nI moved your post over here for a bit.'),
(9980, '285f55e4ab', '', 'I think we need to discuss this a bit before making any hasty decisions. I do understand where they are coming from and I think we have to give a little more to them to make them feel that they belong here, I was in UTC and I know what they are felling like. If the backup server is not an option, I think we can give them a little more visability on the web site and some graphics in the game? what does everyone think? If Rabbit can do this stuff and put it on the backup server to see if it works ok, I think if things work good Rabbit will be a good resourse for all of us.'),
(9981, 'c150c35d12', '', 'I''m getting ready to just give up.. It''s seems you can''t make everyone happy.. They want more than that.. A few graphics might shut them up for a bit but then it will just happen again.. bAd was started to help the growth of the dFb community. As much as it has helped us grow I''m starting to feel that it''s going to trash everything in the end.. In my mind I see 2 options. \r\n\r\n1. we drop the bAd and maybe bring a few over to the dFb if they want to come\r\n\r\n2. They deal with how things are set up now.'),
(9982, '65c30819c8', '', 'That''s great to hear Cali.......So happy for ya!\r\n\r\nNoww we don''t have to hear you complain....lol'),
(9983, '0300a23ef5', '', 'I know you cant make everyone happy and I dont want you to give up. If we talk about shit in here then we can come up with a solution together that way its not all on one persons shoulders, its spread out evenly. We all knew that this was not going to be easy. We are dealing with people and their feeling, not just a clan name. They did say they didnt want to leave us, but I think we can do a little to make them feel more at home? Lets see how this plays out first and see what some other people have to say.'),
(9984, 'ebd6deae8c', '', 'That thread over there just makes me fucking angry. I sense a few ungreatful fucks and it pisses me off.'),
(9986, '7a5028a7a4', '', 'I hear ya man, but I think everything else that is happenin right now is playin a part in everyone''s mood, most of them are kids and dont know any better, so it would be better to sit on this until things even out a bit. I will try and explain things to Brandon so he understands as he was one of the ungrateful one''s.'),
(9988, 'fbe583f59f', '', 'K, possible solution to all this?\r\n\r\nWe get rid of bAd and make everyone dFb, EVERYONE. We then make 2 teams, each team has a match co-ord to set up their own matches, in the match manager we just put dFb team 1 or dFb team 2 (or whatever) and when the day comes that team2 aka bAd is full, we start team 3. Everyone in their respective team has first dips on their match and then if there is space left over, other team members can play? How does that sound? This way we are all one clan, just different teams when it comes to matches.'),
(9990, 'd2df0ee622', '', '[quote:d2df0ee622="MikeAnime"][quote:d2df0ee622="rabbit"]I can''t wait to kill you Katana. :)\r\n\r\nAnd when I do, everyone gets a drink on me, the chosen drink:\r\n\r\nRabbit''s Revenge.[/quote:d2df0ee622]\r\n\r\nkilling katana isnt too hard if he dont see ya comming\r\n\r\nand i never heard of that drink :P[/quote:d2df0ee622]\r\n\r\nI still havn''t had the chance to kill him... &gt;.&lt;\r\n\r\nDrink can be found here: http://www.drinkalizer.com/drinks/rabbits-revenge.php'),
(9991, 'c179fad108', 'Mutators...', 'Lol at all these ideas &gt;.&lt;\r\nWhat do you guys think of the doublejump mutator? So when you hit jump you can hit it twice and thrice to jump higher, BK have it and I was on 2 other servers that had it (not including mine). It''s based on the jump style of the later versions of UT (2k3, 2k4).\r\n\r\nThe other one was Telebonus... Not for getting extra frags on a telefrag... That''s not fair on the others lol, but an announcer or a screamer like TKK, that would be awsome!\r\n\r\nThese are just some ideas though. I still pwn n00bs for {bAd} either way.  8)'),
(9992, 'e26bb0d008', '', 'LOL thats awsome so i take it that now lil nut boy will be on more right'),
(9995, 'b44f222576', '', 'I like the idea of an announcer saying something when you get telefragged. I don''t think putting dubble jump on the server is a good idea as I don''t wanna stray to far from the other sniper servers out there. I don''t want us to become depandent on a mod that won''t be available come match time. If you wanna jump high play some binslayer :)'),
(9997, '948e07f641', '', 'evil told me to'),
(9998, '8451d47bfa', '', 'np rapter was there well most of the time l9ol\r\n\r\n____________________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon'),
(9999, 'bf579791aa', '', 'Well-----------I really don''t know what to say about that! Not my place to speak here on this one! hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!'),
(10001, 'f22de09ebf', '', 'Congrats Cali, and I am happy for you!  You will have to let me know some of the .ini stuff you changed when you see me on TS the next time.'),
(10002, '80dcbee726', '', 'That guy is a retard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(10003, 'b574490d8a', '', 'i ddint tell you to i asked you if you whanted to'),
(10007, '214927edcd', '', 'i like the tellafrag thingy aswell but the double jump not so well :S'),
(10010, 'fbb6eb8a29', '', 'Ya''ll complain &amp; fight like a married couple'),
(10014, '968e2d0b30', 'Hello there', 'HEY, names [b:968e2d0b30]Emosurg [/b:968e2d0b30]Tho I  usually play under [b:968e2d0b30]Senang[/b:968e2d0b30], am visiting sites trying to find out what I can about the whole sniper deal. Looks good to me and I am very interested.\r\nI was hoping that perhaps some of you would share a little knowledga about the art of being a good sniper so that I may practice properly and show myself as clan material.   (I hope lol). It has been my understanding that there is a lot involved with being a [i:968e2d0b30]good sniper [/i:968e2d0b30]and that is my goal. help if you can..\r\n\r\nThanks all\r\n\r\ngood gaming'),
(10015, '503edb7dc4', '', 'Glad to hear the news Cali. I think the big thing here is a THANK YOU ACE! You are a great friend to our clan thanks for helping Cali. :P'),
(10016, '055e5906d6', '', 'I really don''t know what to do ----------but lets all get on TS ----------work it out with BAD and see what falls! We need to look into what is best for us as well as BAD! So Get on TS and lets talk!'),
(10017, '79b9f0e5a2', 'good news', 'nice to hear the good news'),
(10020, '526594a823', '', 'This is a sticky situation but here is my opinion. First of all, if the {bAd} clan wants to leave and get their own server, I think that maybe they forgot that it costs money. If they want {bAd} things on the server why don''t any of them donate money towards the server? We only have one {bAd} map on the server because that''s all that they have so far. Also, the maps have to be better that the one that they have. The map is ok but the lag is terrible. Good job but needs to be better. Next point...... I don''t think we want to add any {bAd} members to the {dFb} clan. We decided to not make the {bAd} clan a feeder clan and adding them is going against our word. Not to mention, the ones that are not invited into our clan would be hurt and probably leave all together. How do we tell Cali or BK that their kids are not wanted in our clan? (just an example). We can''t even give them the other server to use as their own because that will make it just like at Babas place. And we all know what happened there. I think the {bAd} clan just needs to look and see that they are wanted here and they really belong here. As for adding some stuff to the forum main page...... That is an ok idea but I think that is really up to Matt. I also think that if that is what they want, show us the money!'),
(10022, '9768974637', '', 'YOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(10024, '4b72873dc1', '', 'N!c3!!!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n__________\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/brandon'),
(10025, '73e96359c0', '', '[quote:73e96359c0="parker"]np rapter was there well most of the time l9ol\r\n\r\n____________________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon[/quote:73e96359c0]\r\n\r\nYep, had some good games with ya Parker... nice chatting with on our TS. Swing by whenever.'),
(10026, '49e29fad2b', '', '[quote:49e29fad2b="necrophuck"]i want some one to teach me how to do player skins for 99 and 2k4  too[/quote:49e29fad2b]\r\n\r\nHey Necro, check out UT Skin Maker [url]http://www.acordero.org/prog_proj_UTSM.html[/url] . Any questions you have can usually be found on the author of UTSM''s forum  [url]http://p201.ezboard.com/facorderofrm1[/url]. I started doing the skins for {FaA} a few months back and found that just by experimenting with the application you can usually pick it up pretty quick. It helps to be handy with PhotoShop / PaintShop Pro... you and MajerPayne seem to have some graphics skillz, so you guys should tear it up. Hope that helps get ya started.\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:49e29fad2b]http://buildms.com/clan/members/4raptor/skins/FaA_ColdSteel.gif[/img:49e29fad2b]'),
(10029, 'b62a9c9356', 'Re: Hello there', '[quote:b62a9c9356="Emosurg"]HEY, names [b:b62a9c9356]Emosurg [/b:b62a9c9356]Tho I  usually play under [b:b62a9c9356]Senang[/b:b62a9c9356], am visiting sites trying to find out what I can about the whole sniper deal. Looks good to me and I am very interested.\r\nI was hoping that perhaps some of you would share a little knowledga about the art of being a good sniper so that I may practice properly and show myself as clan material.   (I hope lol). It has been my understanding that there is a lot involved with being a [i:b62a9c9356]good sniper [/i:b62a9c9356]and that is my goal. help if you can..\r\n\r\nThanks all\r\n\r\ngood gaming[/quote:b62a9c9356]\r\n\r\nPractice, practice, practice, practice, then when your finished practice some more. Get on TS and get to know us if you want to be part of the clan, to us, having a good personality is more important than skill. If we like you, you will be voted on and possibly become part of the bAd clan, POSSIBLY!'),
(10031, '606e67ecf3', '', 'I think it''s pretty much worked out for now.. I spoke to Necro, Tim  and Mike.. Postie also spoke to Necro.. I think it''s pretty clear what bAd is and maybe Bitch you could explain to Evil. I gave them an image in the forum since that is the main part of the site they need and use..  If you all still think we need to discuss this more then lets all hook up on TS otherwise lets hope we don''t have to deal with this subject again.');
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(10034, '17ab69b80e', '', 'The best way to improe your skills is to simply get in the server and play. After getting your ass kicked a few times you will start to catch on. If you hop on TS with us we will all be happy to show ya around the maps and give ya some pointers along the way. When I first started in the sniper style I got owned but I finally cought on, although I''m still getting my ass kicked  :lol:'),
(10933, 'e67560afb8', '', '[quote:e67560afb8="GreenMan"][quote:e67560afb8="Cali"][quote:e67560afb8="MattMan"]I made it for practice but no Cali :([/quote:e67560afb8]\r\n\r\nOoooh I knew ya wouldnt let me get away with that Mr mattmanLOL I am soooooo sorry everyone Ii toTALLY FOKKED UP I fell asleep around 5 pm and didnt wake up till 9 pm, i know theres no excuse and i hope ya''ll arent to upset with me and I promise not to miss another one again k?????\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:e67560afb8]\r\n\r\nPut that hot avatar back on and we will forgive you this time! :twisted:[/quote:e67560afb8]\r\n\r\n\r\nOK :-)\r\nseems fair enough LOL :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(10038, 'fed269e843', '', 'I still dont think its a bad idea to have us all as dFb. Im not trying to push this on everyone, I just thought it was a good solution and we can keep it in the back of our minds for future.'),
(10039, '7822d6720d', '', 'LMAO, well at least I know how to get owned already lol\r\ngoing to take your advice people and play,.. practice,.. play ,..practice.....well u get the idea\r\nThanks for the info and invite to play cya'),
(10040, 'c3880ba400', '', 'Hey how ya doin Emosurg!?!?!?!?! These guys are leaving out some simple stuff that you SHOULD KNOW before you get on a sniper server...Our server is freestyle so your able to move around without some admin telling you not too.  \r\nNow the rifle you can run and shoot with but it shoots very slow when moving so you need to crouch when you come across an opponent......We crouch so the gun won''t shoot slow and to make ourselves a smaller target! The gun will stop shooting very briefly when you get shot that''s because the bullets make you move or hop (makes the gun mod think your moving and shootiing!) And the translocater...Well we still like to telefrag here so telefragging is allowed and not frawned at by some of our members but there are some that don''t like to be telefragged! SO LOOK FOR THOSE GUYS.... :)  :)  :lol:  :lol: And also our translocater is silent and has no visible effects to give you away when your moving around with it!\r\n\r\nWell that''s your first lesson of the day...Our rifle and it''s basics and the translocater!\r\n\r\nHope you enjoy your time you spend here ....\r\n\r\nTake Care'),
(10042, 'e68b130759', '', 'Well incase this goes to a vote I vote NO! Theres no need to put an annouser for telefragging someone or a need for double jump boots! Comon if you can''t get to a spot with your translocater the way it is then you neeed practise.........'),
(10043, 'af1db476b4', '', '[quote:af1db476b4="thepostman"]Well-----------I really don''t know what to say about that! Not my place to speak here on this one! hmmmmmmmmmmmmm![/quote:af1db476b4]\r\n\r\nWhat are you talking about posty...We''ve all had a taste of DC and didn''t like the vile taste it gave us! He''s a dick in the past and now the present and soon to be in the future!\r\nThat''s noway to talk to a member..Your clan or not! Unless it''s Majer Payne or Parker...hahahahaha jk guys! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(10045, '82fe240bb5', '', 'WTG [MIRT]aceofskys that was very alsome of you.....nice to hear cali....now get to fraging :)'),
(10046, '968dfcb806', '', '[b:968dfcb806][color=green:968dfcb806]Kill the wabbit  :twisted:  :twisted: [/color:968dfcb806][/b:968dfcb806]'),
(10729, '87f2f8ec3f', '', 'Right click the links and save the target to the desktop, will only work with quicktime.\r\n\r\nwww.apple.com/quicktime'),
(10049, '954ff01b3c', '', '[b:954ff01b3c]Many thanks [/b:954ff01b3c]I assure you  I am paying attention and going to put what you folks tell me into practice [i:954ff01b3c](well ...try to any way lol)[/i:954ff01b3c] It is appreciated. \r\nOnce again many thanks from this wannabe sniper lol\r\n\r\ncya \r\ngood gaming'),
(10053, '773b1b74fc', '', 'if u do make an announcer say something dont make it a really loud scream like TKK that gets extremely annoying'),
(10054, '3b04e184a9', '', 'You remember that Mortal Kombat game where you would give the dude a uppercut and some some guys head would pop out from the side of the screen and say something like WooopTeeeeeeee! or some shit.. That would be kinda cool.'),
(10055, 'e415aec971', '', 'I remember, and that would rock!'),
(10056, '52f0a854c3', 'cache cleaner', 'I have never used cache cleaner, map manager, etc.  Do any of you use these?\r\nWhich one is better?  I am tired of loading stuff over and over, and I hear that this is \r\nthe answer.'),
(10057, '91b7733f42', '', 'Cache cleaner is to copy all your maps into your UT directories. The map manager is used for something else. The cache cleaner is in the downloads section and is fairly easy to use.'),
(10061, 'b1f2b043c3', 'if any one els needs help', ':twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted: if anyone els would like any help please feel free to drop me a line my msn messanger is aceofskys@myacc.net i can help with your ini for ut99 and ut 2004 i can help with computer problems and setups if you are needing it  :arrow:  :arrow:  :arrow: my name is william aka aceofskys and my email is the same as my msn messanger aceofskys@myacc.net'),
(10062, '996e5a15d4', 'NEW MIKE ANIME SIG!!!', '[img:996e5a15d4]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/MIKEANIME.jpg[/img:996e5a15d4]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFLAT OUT BAD ASS IF YOU ASK ME LOL\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[code:1:996e5a15d4]&#91;IMG&#93;http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/MIKEANIME.jpg&#91;/IMG&#93;[/code:1:996e5a15d4]'),
(10063, '650ac55870', '', 'Great job ace!  I think its great that you''re willing to help those who need it.'),
(10064, '390ae42d7d', '', 'Thanks katana'),
(10065, '467b231f2f', '', 'I didn''t ask. :!: :P   \r\nBut it does look good.  Nice job Majer!'),
(10066, '8018c2b082', '', 'HELL YES CACHE CLEANER HAS SAVED MY A$$ MANY TIMES'),
(10067, '0e3e29080f', '', 'Do you want me to make you one poorman??\r\n\r\nGlad you like it'),
(10070, '2bb6a93820', '', 'NICE JOB'),
(10072, 'ecc4e9eb62', '', 'Thats just wrong'),
(10073, '200c0fcdce', '', 'PRETTY NICE!'),
(10075, 'cbb05575d4', '', 'thanks i love it. :)'),
(10076, 'e0767f7326', '', 'Now see if you told me you did the 3D characters I would be pissing my pants right now. But other than that, it''s pretty good. :P'),
(10077, 'd687e6d25d', '', 'LMAO rabbit \r\n\r\nyour welcome mike anytime man'),
(10079, 'e574e3f1f4', '', 'OMG I WOULD KILL THE GUY...THAT IS NOT RIGHT....HOW CAN ANY MAN TAKE THAT SHIT'),
(10080, '93733d702e', '', 'Now you should try the sniper rifle, Majer! lol'),
(10081, '66630c2675', '', '[quote:66630c2675="TTSDivx"]OMG I WOULD KILL THE GUY...THAT IS NOT RIGHT....HOW CAN ANY MAN TAKE THAT SHIT[/quote:66630c2675]\r\n\r\n\r\nHe must not call himself a man because I know that there is not one person here KIDS included that would take something like that.....DC is wrong and way outta line and noone deserves to be talked to like that,,,especially over a stupid skin!'),
(10082, '6b27156c84', '', '[color=red:6b27156c84][size=24:6b27156c84]LMAO[/size:6b27156c84]   [/color:6b27156c84]'),
(10084, 'c357c978bf', 'rabbit', 'kill kill kill the rabbit...\r\nand we all gonna have rabbit stew..\r\nLOL[size=24:c357c978bf][/size:c357c978bf]'),
(10085, 'b55bc6e547', 'wow wow wow', 'even for me...an old israeli dude....that allweys can work on his english, it is easy to understand..that...\r\n[size=24:b55bc6e547][/size:b55bc6e547][color=red:b55bc6e547]that guy is fucked up...!!!![/color:b55bc6e547]\r\ni can''t think or a reasone to talk to a person like that.\r\nin a way it is not our problem...but,\r\nafter we all heared that....i vote for HEAD SHOT wp...\r\nman that shit is crazy...'),
(10086, '110d830673', 'chace cleaner', 'i use chace cleaner....\r\ngreat tool to practice maps and it''s can save your ass'),
(10087, '783da1b613', '', '[quote:783da1b613="MajerPayne"]brett wanna share ?? lol[/quote:783da1b613]\r\n\r\nMajer you saw how FAT that Rabbit is that I bagged...There''s enough for all of us and and MIRT plus just enough for our good bud Mikey!\r\n\r\nYup that WAS a bigg FAT bunny Rabbit!!! LMAO  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(10089, 'bbec215ab7', '', 'LOLOL, OMFG... I just pissed myself.'),
(10090, '830b39f507', '', 'lol maybe you should take some of your own advice bubbles'),
(10093, '952df8fe42', 'test', '1,2,3 testing'),
(10094, '1442c42965', 'yesssssssss', 'yes yes yes that''s works!!!!\r\nmy first sig!!\r\nand thanks to necrophuch...for hellping to uploading it!\r\np.s\r\nthat is a reall pic from an israeli soldier (my freind) aiming to a terorist'),
(10095, 'b3decabd9e', '', 'lolz\r\n\r\nBOOM HEADSHOT!!\r\n\r\nanimation should be done in reverse loop so that it doesn''t skip... It''s only going one way now, if it was in reverse loop you wouldn''t notice a gap... It''d be nice and smoooooooth... Still... First sig... Nice job!'),
(10096, 'f2eebb1aae', '', 'No comments????'),
(10097, '3d584bba0b', 'o.k o.k', 'thanks rabbit..\r\ni''ll go make it smooooooth like your ass..LOL\r\nj.k\r\nc ya'),
(10098, '306920e477', '', 'Very nice dude, way to go!!'),
(10099, '211a1710dd', '', 'im liking the avatar'),
(10100, 'aa8a4ed182', '', 'Do you know how I know that Brad is gay???......'),
(10101, 'f2453f6ead', '', 'cause he stood thier and took it the hole time'),
(10103, '9b818d7961', 'Re: o.k o.k', '[quote:9b818d7961="Sauron"]thanks rabbit..\r\ni''ll go make it smooooooth like your ass..LOL\r\nj.k\r\nc ya[/quote:9b818d7961]\r\n\r\nHow do you know his ass is smooth? Nice sig though.'),
(10104, '06c2c484e5', '', '[quote:06c2c484e5="Bitch_Killer"]No comments????[/quote:06c2c484e5]\r\n\r\nI don''t like that idea at all. I said it before and I say it again. Also if you call them {dFb}2 or whatever, if they suck or get in a huge fight with another clan, that will reflect on us. People will not see a difference.'),
(10105, '1cf29a912b', 'Re: o.k o.k', '[quote:1cf29a912b="GreenMan"] &quot;his ass is smooth&quot;[/quote:1cf29a912b]\r\n\r\nFact. Want to see it?'),
(10107, 'cb7659e1cd', '', 'here are some Pics of what i came up with...\r\nit shoots a little faster, no tracer.. i hope you like it.. :twisted: \r\n\r\n 8) \r\n[img:cb7659e1cd]http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/3841/duster17lk.jpg[/img:cb7659e1cd]\r\n[img:cb7659e1cd]http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/732/duste28sk.jpg[/img:cb7659e1cd]\r\n\r\npeace..'),
(10108, 'eac304adef', '', 'Fuckin sweat dude, excellent work!!!!'),
(10110, '2c4f0210ef', '', 'OH man i hate to say this but that thing IS F*IN SWEET!!!'),
(10111, '66d877f8ae', '', 'LMAO nice job suaron pretty damn good for a sig PERIOD'),
(10113, 'b34a168670', '', 'Looks awesome, can''t thank you enough!'),
(10117, '37e2d49ade', 'donations', 'i have just applied for a 12 dollar an hour job and its a 100%chance that i will get hired so i will be chipping in a bit of money to support my familly :D  :P  :!:'),
(10118, '26e146603f', '', 'hell ide be the one telling him  to f**k off\r\n\r\nif i heard him talkin to any of my clan members like that the fbi would be at his front door for harrasing children'),
(10119, 'eb89ba85ec', '', 'Hey fellas I am new to your forums and have my own UT server.  Hounds of Hell.  ]-HOH-[That was so fucked up for that guy to take that shit.  I don''t know any of the parties involved but I wish I knew the guy who had a new asshole inserted somewhere on his body.  I would get the skin from him and go play on the dick heads server.  Maybe he would finally snap and have an aneurism and die.  He deserves it!  Sounds like a cult leader not a clan admin.  I’m sure we’ll see him on the news someday as the next Unabomber.  \r\n\r\nLater \r\nCerberus_'),
(10120, 'c1125c130e', '', 'i cant wait to give her a shot (pun intended! )'),
(10131, 'd891895ef3', 'test', 'my sig working???'),
(10132, '202cbfe4c9', '', '[quote:202cbfe4c9="Jake_"]sorry I fucked up and sent it twice.  I''ll get off your forums now for being a retatrd.[/quote:202cbfe4c9]\r\n\r\nI took care of it Bud...No worries! \r\nYour allowd to be a retard once but only once....lol!'),
(10133, '8974b261cc', '', 'Yup'),
(10134, '005c898bfa', '', 'Hell Majer, where do you think i got the idea from? lol'),
(10135, '7117ecb1a4', '', 'Looking good.  Did you make it?'),
(10122, '55586a0e60', '', 'sorry I fucked up and sent it twice.  I''ll get off your forums now for being a retatrd.'),
(10123, 'a64e26b34b', '', 'I hope that it all works out for you, Necro.'),
(10124, '2b28c1baff', '', 'WTG frank Woot.....always nice to see some of his gunz:)'),
(10125, 'd9cf65b7ab', '', 'I think if you called them {dFb} 2 or whatever -------------they would be in the same position they are in now! Second to us! instead of part of us! Until they can understand that they are just as much a part of this as we are and our reasons for haveing the two clans-----------this will allways be an issue for them and us! \r\n\r\nI don''t know haw to fix it but A merger or leavin them the way they are ------------isn''t going to help things out! \r\n\r\nI do think if we can line up alot of matchs with them ----------things will be over looked or maybe a more increasing issue later! Bottom line is---------we need to all meet on TS and openly talk through this matter with them instead of in here! We can only speculate about them! Not fix the issues at hand! We as dfber have allways put every thing to a vote ! BAD is dFb! There for we should disscus all this with them and work it out as a whole and see what comes of it! We just need to all get on the same page here!'),
(10128, '297c01e9c3', '', 'WTG BRO :) good luck on the job m8'),
(10130, 'be814ed57b', '', '[quote:be814ed57b="Bitch_Killer"]I still dont think its a bad idea to have us all as dFb. Im not trying to push this on everyone, I just thought it was a good solution and we can keep it in the back of our minds for future.[/quote:be814ed57b]\r\n\r\nFIrst SORRY FOR BEING LATE...But BK I really have to disagree with this..\r\n\r\n1st  None of us would have pulled that stupid shit over at ACE like Necro and Mike did!\r\n2nd They have proven that their not mature enough to handle a situation like that at ACE\r\n3rd They have already stated that they have their own web site so they obviously want to have their own place and NOT be here with us!\r\n4th Some of them just plain ass GET ON MY NERVES!\r\n\r\nI think your Idea Matt about asking a select few like maybe Rabbit to be dFb \r\nMike I would have to vote no because of his actions at ACE also Necro...They just don''t understand! Mike should have known better!\r\nBK i''m sorry but I would have to vote no on Brandon because to me he seems like the instagator in this since he setting up the website!\r\nThis is just like BK was saying another JR episode\r\n\r\nSo i''m turning to another channel....lol'),
(10137, 'b473443469', '', 'NICE!!!!!!!'),
(10140, 'f04e00f3de', '', 'I hear what your all saying, I only kept this going because I think it will come up again and I wanted to have other options. Just to clarify, the people that come into dFb will not be called dFb 2, they will be know as team 2 for match purposes but we would all be dFb. I know that Brandon is a pain in the ass, he is 12 and I am trying to teach him. I gave him that website just to fuck around with, I didnt foresee them making their own website (I should have). So I guess part of this was my fault. I dont think getting rid of them all is the answer either, most of these guys are going to be really good down the road.'),
(10141, '7dd016e310', 'coool', 'wow Mr bee....That shit look''s great....\r\ncan''t wait to frage with it'),
(10142, 'fa51efae83', 'nice', 'looks good....'),
(10143, 'ec49a76b58', '{bAd} pratice tonight.', 'we should pratice tonight for the jb match tomorrow night.\r\n\r\nnecro can set the time i was called into work tonight so i will miss the pratice and possibley the match tomorrow night i hope i wont miss the match.'),
(10144, 'b7e5142011', 'hey', 'hey man....\r\nu got some great tips here....really...\r\ni can add maybe one or two more.\r\n1. if u never played here try to get into the server when everybody is offline and everything is quiet....practise on mooving around and using the translocator...\r\nbut....remember shooting bots it''s far far from playing against other players!!!\r\nand try to start practice as soon as u can with other real ppl.\r\n2. when u get into the game..take a moment to look around watch other ppl moovs...\r\nc ya on TS\r\nan yeah....there is only one sniper to rule them all...\r\nond only one homo to rule this clan,,,??? (guy''s u know who he is?) guess\r\nLMAOoooooooooo :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(10145, '905c26a6e8', 'practice', 'i''ll try to make it for tonight...\r\nbut for the clan match....u guy''s know i can''t\r\nanyway...i''ll try to help on the practice thing\r\nc ya'),
(10146, '08a0526a41', '', 'Thanks man , like i said im listening   \r\n been trying to get on as much as possible when its empty just to get a feel for it. Its differant think i like it.\r\n I know ill be owned by everybody but wth, [i:08a0526a41]its a dirty job but somebody gotta do it.... lol[/i:08a0526a41]\r\nThanks cya'),
(10147, '92b15c54d0', '', 'Its ok mike hope to see ya''ll tonight'),
(10148, '99e4ef0ce3', '', 'COUGH COUGH HE WILL COUGH COUGH OWN YOU COUGH COUGH lol'),
(10149, 'fe809f85b0', '32 players?...', 'well...\r\nit is a good idea but,\r\ni''m not sure we need it\r\ni don''t think i got the chnce to see the server full and all pump-up ???\r\nbut...if u guys think it will bering more ppl here\r\ni''m up for it'),
(10150, 'd26e5066af', '', 'Just once well damn i know i have been retarded alot more than that lol :D :D :D ;)'),
(10153, 'e85a39fea4', '', 'You mean your real family or the clan(s)??'),
(10154, '8f74bb7b21', '', 'Nope poorman that was the great work of me and greenman one hell of a team if i do say so myself lol'),
(10155, '6dcc1fc6e1', '', 'we got to get a few of our fellow clans to all get in the server one night and have a free for all that would be a blast'),
(10156, 'e02cd19dec', '', 'Hmm well if you ask me i would have to say\r\n1. If you can get the headshot TAKE IT!!\r\n2. If you think you just saw somthing move then when in doubt EMPTY THE MAGAZINE !!!!\r\n3. When a player comes translocating at you ....do the same back then stop crouch and shoot him while he is still transing looking like a fool \r\n\r\nAND MOST IMPORTANT \r\n\r\n4. WHEN PLAYER {dFb}GODZILLA IS SEEN...........TRANSLOCATED AWAY!!!! \r\n\r\nlol well those are majers tips to sniping welcome to the forums!!'),
(10158, 'f5f1f10741', '', 'the clan dumbass'),
(10159, '4a89755c54', '', 'well i was guna initially say 9 ish 10 ish est but i dont knwo if rabbit is gunna stay on that late, but it if rabbit cant stay too late then were looking at 8 ish mabye'),
(10161, '4d116587d0', '', 'I want to practice tonight... But you fuckers have no respect for my time zone, if you decide to play at 9PM (USCT) it means I have to stay up till 3AM to pwn you all... This is not good... But it''s not impossible, I don''t have to work till sunday now... So I can try and stay up... You will just have to shout at me every two minutes to keep me awake on TS.'),
(10164, 'f6778c7617', 'Re: test', '[quote:f6778c7617="Rattek"]my sig working???[/quote:f6778c7617]\r\n\r\n\r\njust need an avatar now'),
(10165, '4f29e3b509', '', 'ok what time would it be here (est) if it was 12 your time'),
(10167, 'd07e504f49', 'good', 'i like that MajerPayne....'),
(10168, '0ab4f264cc', 'family', 'we ar all big happy family....except for u rabbit.....jk\r\ngood luck in the job\r\ni hop u will suck good LMAOooooo\r\nc ya'),
(10169, '5b8732a639', 'u cry baby', 'rabbit wrote\r\n[quote:5b8732a639]I want to practice tonight... But you fuckers have no respect for my time zone, if you decide to play at 9PM (USCT) it means I have to stay up till 3AM to pwn you all... This is not good... But it''s not impossible, I don''t have to work till sunday now... So I can try and stay up... You will just have to shout at me every two minutes to keep me awake on TS.[/quote:5b8732a639]\r\n\r\nyooo rabbit....u fu**ing cry baby...i usually play on 4am or 5am....\r\nask GreenMan, he call me addicted ....well he is right..LOL :lol:  :lol: \r\ni''m sure u will do your best :)\r\nnow u know why ppl frag me all the time...i''m falling asleep on the keybord..hehhe\r\nget ready your fluffy ass\r\nc ya tonight\r\n(i hope)'),
(10170, 'b925aaaa72', 'lol', 'MajerPayne worte\r\n\r\n[quote:b925aaaa72]Just once well damn i know i have been retarded alot more than that lol    [/quote:b925aaaa72]\r\n\r\nu are allweys a retard...lol\r\nthat is why we love u so much\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(10171, '0fb37aeffd', 'retarded', 'mayjer is retarded,,,ha ha ha\r\nand that is why we love i''m so much'),
(10172, 'ca91b1dce1', 'Re: family', '[quote:ca91b1dce1="Sauron"]we ar all big happy family....except for u rabbit.....jk\r\ngood luck in the job\r\ni hop u will suck good LMAOooooo\r\nc ya[/quote:ca91b1dce1]\r\n\r\nBURN, LMAO, good one Sauron!!'),
(10174, 'bcd80d9560', 'lol', 'yeah yeah it''s funny....but it''s the truth!!!\r\n:)'),
(10179, 'd3da0d502f', 'Re: u cry baby', '[quote:d3da0d502f="necrophuck"]ok what time would it be here (est) if it was 12 your time[/quote:d3da0d502f]\r\n12AM. That could work for me, but I will be on before that and I''ll stay on till late.\r\n\r\n[quote:d3da0d502f="Sauron"]rabbit wrote\r\n[quote:d3da0d502f]I want to practice tonight... But you fuckers have no respect for my time zone, if you decide to play at 9PM (USCT) it means I have to stay up till 3AM to pwn you all... This is not good... But it''s not impossible, I don''t have to work till sunday now... So I can try and stay up... You will just have to shout at me every two minutes to keep me awake on TS.[/quote:d3da0d502f]\r\n\r\nyooo rabbit....u fu**ing cry baby...i usually play on 4am or 5am....\r\nask GreenMan, he call me addicted ....well he is right..LOL :lol:  :lol: \r\ni''m sure u will do your best :)\r\nnow u know why ppl frag me all the time...i''m falling asleep on the keybord..hehhe\r\nget ready your fluffy ass\r\nc ya tonight\r\n(i hope)[/quote:d3da0d502f]\r\n\r\n.'),
(10182, 'eac025d9f7', '', 'OK---------Here is the dillie-o ! Just a rock and a hard spot here! We have to talk with them and slow thier boat down like now! The website and whatever else---------------We do good at DFB cause of the forums and traffic here! We will throw half our trafic out if they get their site up! They need to see that what is good for us make aids them as well! With out our site, they wouldn''t get the people and trafic we do at all! Think it is a bad move for them and us to allow that to happen! Good idea I think but ---------will do more damage then anything I think ! We just need them to see that It will ! I can''t type all my thoughts out--------just so easy on TS to do it! \r\n\r\nI still Love you Bitch----------no matter what Mattman says!(JK)'),
(10183, 'faa822cf2d', '', 'LOL, I hope you all dont think im being a pain in the ass, its not my intention to do that. I was just trying to come up with solutions so we dont have any incident on our hands. I think things have calmed down allot now and they see its ok here, but it only takes one new guy to start things all over again. I will be on TS AFTER the hockey game, go sens go, woooooooo'),
(10184, '76c926bd4e', '', 'You are right about the new guy thing but-----------If our BAD admins do thier jobs----------------I think this will not happen again !\r\n\r\nPain in my ass! LOL! WTF ! You have allways been that! LMAO! (JK)\r\n\r\nyou are right though---------I don''t want this to happen again so we need to lay down dFb rules for bad clan I think ! If they know the rules and our reasons for them-----------I think they will all understand why it has to be this way!'),
(10186, '65e8e73ed4', '', '[quote:65e8e73ed4="necrophuck"]the clan dumbass[/quote:65e8e73ed4]\r\n\r\n\r\nLMFAO :) TOO FUNNY'),
(10187, '30c01722c0', '', 'Well i ma Happy you all think it looks good,  :P  but please let me know how it runs when you test it..\r\n\r\nthanks  :wink:'),
(12657, '4aa3465a49', '', 'Granted but they are all boy squirrels and you need to mate with them to create other sqiurrels\r\n\r\nI wish i could say the word &quot;Cinaminiumum*'),
(10190, '8f0f011257', '', 'good turnout.........................me, rabbit....and ..........thats about it'),
(10192, 'c7b8b50e7a', 'what happen', 'what happen to the practice????'),
(10204, '201301ae52', 'uyhtgrfed', 'trfd'),
(10205, '524bbec34f', '', 'lookign good'),
(10215, '03d1db18ff', '', 'LOL!\r\n\r\nYes me and Necro had a great practice... We even have a stratigic plan which I''m now going to compile into screenshots and post in a new thread in the clan chat.'),
(10218, '541bf330bc', '', 'Yes it is!!   :D'),
(10220, '89f6bd818a', 'wowow', 'they bouth looks great....\r\nnecro and demon....really nice sig....'),
(12755, '1688d16d99', '', 'granted but dfb is gone for good\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\ni wish i was hung like a horse'),
(13154, 'ef34b2d6a8', '', 'nothing happened, what was the link for?'),
(13155, '3d01e8ed9d', '2k4 matches in 2007?', 'I would like to get a feel of how many would like to play more 2k4 matches in 2007. I know Bo would! lol'),
(12759, '9c12811a07', '', 'GRANTED!!!:but you guys have to shut up and stop being gay!!!\r\n\r\n\r\nI wish i can be a Flying Squirrel'),
(12760, 'a98a6d22cb', '', 'spam monkeys lol Nocturnal=HATER!!!'),
(12761, 'db6def3edf', 'Hi Guys!!! :-)', 'Well guys as of tonight ya can start calling me Caligram :-) My son called me bout an hour ago said they were taking her in for early C section didnt erxplain why but as far as i know all is ok with her. Im just anxiously waiting to hear from them that the baby was born and alls well and its driving absolutely NUTZ not knowing.\r\n\r\nSorry for my absence lately had to take a break from gaming and with baby coming early been a lil more busy than expected. I MISS all of ya terribly and will be back on soon hopefully tomorrow if im not at hospital, but if not ill let ya''ll know how thangs are going through here.  i will be at match on sunday if there not enough room for me to play no biggie ill still come on and be your cheerleader LOL :-) \r\n\r\nIm off to try and catch up on forum biz hopefully ill be talking to ya''ll soon on TS.\r\n\r\n\r\nBIG HUGZ!!!'),
(10228, '1b94ac14e6', '', 'Thanks a bunch.  :P'),
(10229, '3a3117819b', '', 'Good luck with the job Necro! :P'),
(10234, 'b7c86b4c60', '', 'Its right here\r\n\r\n[img:b7c86b4c60]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/rattekavatar2.jpg[/img:b7c86b4c60]\r\n\r\n\r\n[code:1:b7c86b4c60]http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/rattekavatar2.jpg[/code:1:b7c86b4c60]'),
(10282, 'ca25b7e4b9', '', 'you fucked sauron lmao'),
(10286, '88fbabbeb9', '', '[quote:88fbabbeb9="Bitch_Killer"]Pull over is a type of sweater, stay out of my fucking beer!!![/quote:88fbabbeb9]\r\n\r\nI guess he just wants to scarf it down.  8O  :roll:  8O'),
(10242, '424edc44ff', 'calender', 'how about to put in the main page a calender???\r\nso we can all know when i''m getting old....lol\r\nor when psti is taking a dump....is it every day???\r\nsame houre??\r\nLMFAO\r\n...what do u say...matt??\r\nc ya'),
(10277, '9e87768ec8', 'calendar', 'how about to put in the main page a calender??? \r\nso we can all know when i''m getting old....lol \r\nor when psti is taking a dump....is it every day??? \r\nsame houre?? \r\nLMFAO \r\n...what do u say...matt?? \r\nc ya'),
(10265, '8fe70e14be', 'Blonde On The Highway', 'Blonde On The Highway\r\n\r\n\r\nA highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver''s window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.\r\n\r\nThe trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, &quot;Pull over!&quot; at the top of his lungs.\r\n\r\n&quot;No!&quot; the blonde yelled back, &quot;Scarf!&quot;'),
(10268, '741f3d6a10', '', 'i dont get it'),
(10271, '86e7ddf9be', '', 'Pull over is a type of sweater, stay out of my fucking beer!!!'),
(10304, '08e21a126a', '', 'YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!! KEEP GOING TO THE ONE SERVER i CAN GET TO BUT ONLY BOTS THERE SO FAR (WE [i:08e21a126a]WONT[/i:08e21a126a] TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY KILL ME LOL)\r\niM WORKING AT IT (DONT TELL ANYBODY BUT HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE T/L)  WASNT SOMETHING ID EVER USED AS i ONLY PLAYED DM BEFORE THIS\r\nENJOYING IT THOUGH AND TRYING TO LEARN AS I GO  \r\n\r\nCYA'),
(10305, '3d6059d1de', '', 'Hey there, I  am glad to see that you''re giving it a try.  As someone who never really played ut99 ''til last fall,\r\n I can tell you that the time to learn will be well worth it for you.\r\n\r\nDo you know about our different gametypes?  If you have any questions about CTF,\r\njailbreak, or BIN-slayer, just let us know, ok.\r\n\r\nHope to meet you in the game.'),
(10943, '4f8823e57b', '', 'I agree with bitch.. So far things seem to have setteled down for the moment. Lets keep it that way for now.. If more trouble should arise then I say we really start to consider weather or not we should ditch the bAd.. But at this point the bAd is serving a good purpose. It is doing exactly what we wanted it to do and that is expanding our community and giving new members the oppertunity to get involved in the community by being able to join a clan and play in matches. I don''t know about the rest of you but I don''t want new comers joining the dFb, the bAd gives us an out without breaking any hearts.'),
(10307, 'dadd54997e', '', 'Well i just went into Alien clans forums and posted the rematch info since no one from their clan ever got a hold of me so as soon as i hear back from them as to whats going on with this rematch ill let ya''ll know. \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(12754, '9f32895d4d', '', '[b:9f32895d4d][color=green:9f32895d4d]Are you saying  &quot;I&quot; remind you of Raiden ???\r\nIf so, Blow me Nocturnal  :-x  Bad blood between :{THC}: and sss raiden &lt;--won''t bother getting it right, he doesn''t deserve it  :!: \r\n\r\nI won''t give an apology.\r\nHe never gave a game log of the conversation on this forum or theres. \r\nThe fact Sauron did not post a IP or server name, and gave him the boot , was a complete lack of admin maturity in his part  :roll:  :roll: \r\nI know :{THC}: has a lot of rules on it''s server, but we try not to be Anal Butt Dwelling Monkee''s  :twisted:  :twisted:\r\nExcept for MadMax, but he''s Belgium  :?  :? \r\nSorry if I make an enemy or 3 on this matter, but when your admin, you have to show some level of maturity  8) [/color:9f32895d4d][/b:9f32895d4d]'),
(10311, 'c1af538d35', '', 'LMAO Sauron you crack me up! LOL :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nYah Mattman has been laggin on getting us a calander geeeesh hes such a slacker huh??? LOL :-P @ matt'),
(10312, '8406fe5162', '', 'CONGRATS NECRO!! Sounds like ya got yourself a excellent job!!! Good luck with it and let us know how ya like it! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(10313, '8702feb347', '', '[quote:8702feb347="Emosurg"]YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!! KEEP GOING TO THE ONE SERVER i CAN GET TO BUT ONLY BOTS THERE SO FAR (WE [i:8702feb347]WONT[/i:8702feb347] TALK ABOPUT THE FACE THAT THEY KILL ME LOL)\r\niM WORKING AT IT (DONT TELL ANYBODY BUT HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE T/L)  WASNT SOMETHING ID EVER USED AS i ONLY PLAYED DM BEFORE THIS\r\nENJOYING IT THOUGH AND TRYING TO LEARN AS I GO  \r\n\r\nCYA[/quote:8702feb347]\r\n\r\nHey Emosurg welcome to our home :-)\r\ni think ya might be going to our other server (witch we dont play on much heres the server IP. ya need to get to where we all  mainly play  69.13.8.192  \r\n\r\nbest tips i can give ya on sniping is get to know the maps, find yourself a place to hide and hope none of the guys find ya cuz if they do your DEAD MEAT LOL!  Come play with us thats the best way to learn! :-)\r\n\r\nHope to see ya on Team speak and the server soon! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(10314, 'c81c8e8fcc', '', 'wholly shit I did sure miss out on alot the week i wasnt able to be online im sooo lost here what post in the BAD section are ya''ll talking about?????? what happened with the ACE clan?? could someone please clue me in next time were on TS pleeeeease?\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(10315, '2261f80b3b', '', 'LMAO Glim! \r\n\r\nLMAO @ Evil not getting it, too funny!  Bitch enroll that poor clueless boy in an Basics Apparels Lingo class will ya geeeesh!! LOL :-P\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(10316, '8545951d9e', '', 'LOL that was pretty dam clever!'),
(10317, '6dc40a41a5', 'Happy Birthday Poorman!', 'Have a great day sweetie!!! :D'),
(10318, '200544b59c', '', 'Again many Thanks I will try to connect and you can all take turns raping me \r\n                repeatedly, hell I wont even cry about it  (much)     lol\r\n\r\n                                  [i:200544b59c]ah the trials of noobism[/i:200544b59c]\r\n\r\n\r\n                                      hoping to see you soon  \r\n                                                  Emosurg'),
(10319, 'ac60a8ce43', '', 'We luv you too sweetums, have a good one dude, party hard.'),
(10320, 'febc291ca7', '', 'It would be out pleasure!   :lol:'),
(10321, 'dbaa9d1799', '', 'Happy Birthday!\r\n\r\nAnd let''s not see any of ya''ll playing UT tonight instead of celebrating!   :wink:'),
(10323, 'b958f788ec', '', 'LMAO DEFINATELY SOME VERY COOL PEEPS HERE \r\n\r\nANYTHING TO GIVE YOU SOME PLEASURE\r\n\r\nSTILL...LMAO'),
(10324, '678e2153eb', '', 'Happy Birthday! Nice to see a fellow Taurus. My B-day was the 5th. :P'),
(10326, '78575bbb23', '', 'What a good wife you are DK! Happy B-DAY PoorMan!'),
(10327, 'cdb1fa7d12', '', 'Sup MAn! Fraag ya!'),
(12752, 'd64056e7ef', '', 'o.O nice game sounds like it  :wink:'),
(12753, 'c19a9013f3', '', 'Small sigs are for small people\r\n\r\n\r\n¥¤ §up Ñë\\/\\/ \\/\\/rïTïÑ §t¥|_ë |_O|_'),
(10331, '1ee11f3ecf', '', 'woot posties gay., deffintly dont let vanquisher  aka the postman, catch you in the game or you might get an unwanted suprise'),
(10332, '24c036012a', '', 'isn''t that only available in California, Cali? lol'),
(10333, 'ea9d0ef322', '', 'Happy Birthday, Poorman!'),
(10334, '5f0336bd58', '', 'bit of a blast from the past!'),
(10335, '9702ffb1eb', '', 'Well Deadman, I will probably play tonight because Mark is working late.  That sucks!\r\nHappy Birthday to you, too, Green!!!   :D \r\nWhat a nice thing to say, Postie!  :D'),
(12749, '5f5de70006', '', 'Granted, but now your bald! \r\ni wish this thread would end!     lol'),
(12746, 'c63cee7b6c', '', 'LMFAO NICE1 Jimmyz'),
(12747, '3fb6af3ece', '', 'Fuck that i stick with one size'),
(10338, '6057db3884', '', 'happy b day guys'),
(12743, '008343eac1', '', 'granted, but after looking at too much gay porn your compuer blew up\r\n\r\nI wish i could skateboard better'),
(12744, '7aea5896dd', '', 'granted but it blew up \r\n\r\n\r\nwish i had no white hair at all'),
(12745, 'a454556a5e', '', 'O my bad I thought thats what you Canadiens called it!'),
(10342, 'f54fba061f', '', 'Happy Birthday Poorman!\r\n\r\nAnd a late Happy Birthday to you Greeny'),
(10343, 'a0773b338d', '', 'Happy B-day poopy lovely doll, sweetie peach plum..'),
(10344, '936a6f9153', '', '[quote:936a6f9153="MattMan"]Happy B-day poopy lovely doll, sweetie peach plum..[/quote:936a6f9153]\r\nCareful Poorman, you dont want any bday gifts from Matt!'),
(10345, '41c41a9030', '', 'Happy Birthday Poorman\r\n\r\nhttp://www.pee-mail.com/mail.php/834466'),
(10346, '678ad21f9a', '', 'Happy Belated Birthday Greenman\r\n\r\nhttp://www.pee-mail.com/mail.php/834467'),
(10348, '91a3cbee40', '', 'I would actually be able to play in this one, which pretty much\r\nguarantees that it will be cancelled or moved. :x  :wink:'),
(10349, '6225b10e60', '', 'Hey all, tried to connect to that IP but out here in bum-f**k no where I am unable.. \r\nHard to get good connections where I am we are grateful its not still dial-up lol\r\ngonna keep trying tho never know  !!  \r\nhopefully things will get better, meanwhile I will continue to do what I''ve ben doing (dieing mostly lol) and with a little luck we will get together one day soon\r\n  cya'),
(10350, '8f159bff16', '', 'Count me in~'),
(10351, '198d53e48b', '', 'mine is coming aug.15. o and happy b day poorman.\r\n\r\n\r\n____________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon'),
(10366, '298117f914', '*wDx* VS. {dFb}???', 'yo dfb im *wDx* Crusher, just dropped by to see if your interested just contact me if it is a yes or no on msn at dacute1_11@hotmail.com    cyaz all later!!!\r\n\r\n\r\nDATE: saturday 13th\r\nTIME: 7PM GMT \r\nCLAN: *wDx* \r\nSERVER: *wDx* \r\nMATCH: JailBreak\r\nSKIN/COLOUR: Male WarMachine *wDx* Red {dFb} Blue \r\nMAPS: 3*wDx* 2 {dFb} \r\nCAPTURES: 5 \r\nTIME: 25 MIN\r\nPLAYERS: 6'),
(10356, 'f339ed9507', '', 'Happy b-day and belated b-day greeny &amp; poorman damn ya''ll are old lol'),
(10357, '2129bfbb47', '', 'Necro go back and put a cock in each hand and stop typing man i think you got another customer &quot;coming&quot; anyways'),
(10358, '58698bf0a2', '', 'well emo thats not your fault its cali''s cause shes a blonde and probably high lmao jp cali but the real ip is\r\n\r\n69.13.8.192:7777'),
(10363, '6ba7a37427', '', 'still have to wait for the call, and the interview lmao, i havent got it yet my brother works there and he tells me it took them liek 3 weeks to call him in but i knwo for a fact i can get the job...'),
(10364, '34918f4536', '', 'Phone them, dont wait. It shows your interested in working.'),
(10367, 'dc33c921c3', '', 'fuck that im lazy, lazy people run the place, managers are goof offs'),
(10369, '477a5c6798', '', 'Thanks man appreciate it hope  to see you soon ................[i:477a5c6798]be gentile[/i:477a5c6798]   \r\n\r\n lol'),
(10370, '43fd881d58', 'WuT uP???', 'i thought i did this earlier but i guess not...\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nhi'),
(10371, '5ea938d5e9', '', 'Hello!  :D'),
(10372, '73c1a3ca00', '', 'Yo, wsup'),
(10373, 'd8bafbc90c', '', 'sup!'),
(12741, 'd7235134ea', '', 'looks like {bAd}Evilone left a small crater...\r\n\r\ngranted but it only worked when looking at men\r\n\r\ni wish i had a decent PC'),
(12742, 'fde706a2fb', '', 'slap shot not a cock slap jimmy'),
(10381, 'f71caeda85', '', '[quote:f71caeda85="MajerPayne"]Happy b-day and belated b-day greeny &amp; poorman damn ya''ll are old lol[/quote:f71caeda85]\r\n\r\nOlder yes, but also wiser and better!\r\n\r\nThanks everyone for the kind, nice, and sometimes perverted sentiments.\r\n\r\nGlad to see another taurus in the clan Greenie, and Happy birthday to you as well.'),
(10382, '61e1a10733', '', 'Nice playing you did on our server!'),
(10385, 'b723d479c9', '', '[quote:b723d479c9="MajerPayne"]Happy b-day and belated b-day greeny &amp; poorman damn ya''ll are old lol[/quote:b723d479c9]\r\n\r\nEnjoy being Young Majer Your day will come when some little turd says that to you.....lol! Your Days Are Number''d :)'),
(10386, '314d4f75cd', '', '[quote:314d4f75cd="MajerPayne"]well emo thats not your fault its cali''s cause shes a blonde and probably high lmao jp cali but the real ip is\r\n\r\n69.13.8.192:7777[/quote:314d4f75cd]\r\n\r\nWTF MAJER??????????????? She''s Brunette not Blonde But your RIGHT she probably was high....lol no doubt about it..higher than a kite  :D'),
(10387, '575a9d7350', 'WHEN I SAY I''M BROKE, I''M  BROKE', 'WHEN I SAY I''M BROKE, I''M  BROKE\r\n\r\nA little old lady answered a knock on the door  one day, only to be confronted\r\nby a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.\r\n\r\n&quot;Good morning, &quot; said the  young man.  &quot;If I could take a couple of minutes of your time,\r\nI would like to demonstrate  the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.&quot;\r\n\r\n&quot;Go away!&quot; said the old lady.  &quot;I haven''t got any money! I''m broke!&quot;\r\nand she proceeded to close the door.\r\n\r\nQuick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.\r\n&quot;Don''t be too hasty!&quot; he said.  &quot;Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.&quot;\r\n\r\nAnd with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.\r\n&quot;If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.&quot;\r\n\r\nThe old lady stepped back and said, &quot;Well I hope you''ve got a real good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.&quot;'),
(10388, '422eda0656', 'hehe', 'funny shit lol'),
(10389, 'ed5c73cedf', 'happy', 'have a good one man...\r\nHAPPY BIRTHDAY from israel....\r\ni''ll have a drink for you tonight....\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(12765, 'c8b7ab3911', '', '[quote:c8b7ab3911="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:c8b7ab3911][color=green:c8b7ab3911]Good points Jimmyz  &quot; wow I agree with Jimmyz &quot;  8O  8O \r\nI didn''t go into the military because that Draft Dodging SOB Clinton was president.  :evil:  :evil: \r\nBut what I always Loved about Clinton, He was always good about taking credit for things he had nothing whatsoever to do with, And denied the things he actually did . 8O  8O [/color:c8b7ab3911][/b:c8b7ab3911][/quote:c8b7ab3911]\r\nnicely put and i agree with ya'),
(10396, '9889e64e15', 'maybe', 'maybe we can use the calendar (wait wait is it a calender or calendar?)\r\nto when parker has is birthday....i hear ppl on the TS allweys talking and asking...\r\n&quot;is it 9?&quot;.....nono it''s 8!....no no 9!, 8! , 9! ,,, no 8 man i''m telling youuuuuu.....8! LOL\r\nwho is the oldest guy here??? :?:'),
(10397, '4a1151e123', 'noono', 'we will frag you l8r'),
(10398, '559f69a95a', 'LMAOO', 'LMMMAAAOOOOoooo\r\ncali??? high??? i know ahe is not blond...but i guess when you are high...u type funny shit..\r\nlike matt dose and posti and majer, necro, katana, bitch, jimmy, rabbit, mike...ammm..me??\r\nLOL\r\ni guess we are f**king high kicking ass clans...\r\nand we will try to be gentile....but i''m not sure they will try hard lol\r\nand it was a great tip to tell you when u see GODZILA.....run like your ass is on fire'),
(10399, 'ea354cd054', '', 'Ok guys we are going to have to change the date cuz Riddick never told the clan about the rematch so when i get the new dates ill let ya''ll know :-)'),
(10405, '8dd9e5137c', '', 'yep a little &quot;turd&quot; will most likely say that to me one day but i will just reply&quot; you think im old?! go to www.dfbgaming.com and see some real old farts LOL&quot;'),
(10406, '619b1edb52', '', 'LOL i know shes not a blonde im just referring to how she is clueless somtimes lol (no offense cali we all are)'),
(10407, '584a651080', '', 'OMG THATS NASTY \r\nLOL FUNNY SHIT THOUGH GLIM'),
(10416, '952b092bdd', '', '[quote:952b092bdd="poorman"]Nice playing you did on our server![/quote:952b092bdd]thanks...you too.\r\n\r\nand now that i think about it ive seen maybe two or three people on the server since i started going there that arent good.'),
(10417, '49d7c2ec6c', '', 'will hehe im yougets in the group lol'),
(10418, 'dd2c2627e9', '', 'I do so enjoy you guys got to find a way into your server its ok to own me Ill force myself to like it lmao'),
(10420, '6ed24b298c', 'Hi again', 'Hey, been a while since ive been on this forum, as you cans see from my user name still NWO  :evil: Since the end of nwo(bout 7th time it stopped)  I stopped playin ut but rabbit got me back playing, but now the git keeps on telefragin me and kiking my ass... ill beat you one day rabbit  8)     So  how is everyone?\r\n\r\nThats about all, oh also could someone change my username to kenshin please and thank you  :wink: \r\n\r\n.David'),
(10424, 'f60ac43cb8', '', 'Done... Glad to see you started playing again!'),
(10426, 'e885d7b9a8', 'Telefrag Pwnage', '[img:e885d7b9a8]http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/9530/shot00013iq.png[/img:e885d7b9a8]\r\n\r\n[img:e885d7b9a8]http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1360/shot00122gr.png[/img:e885d7b9a8]\r\n^^^^^ All telefrags on the second one i swear to god.'),
(10427, '5396fdf659', 'Re: Hi again', '[quote:5396fdf659="kenshin"]Hey, been a while since ive been on this forum, as you cans see from my user name still NWO  :evil: Since the end of nwo(bout 7th time it stopped)  I stopped playin ut but rabbit got me back playing, but now the git keeps on telefragin me and kiking my ass... ill beat you one day rabbit  8)     So  how is everyone?\r\n\r\nThats about all, oh also could someone change my username to kenshin please and thank you  :wink: \r\n\r\n.David[/quote:5396fdf659]\r\n\r\n\r\nhop on ts once in a while and play here :)\r\n\r\n{bAd} can always use some more good people :)  coughahemhintcough'),
(10428, 'b16bae6811', '', 'damn telefaggers!!'),
(10429, 'fe62254fdb', '', 'maybe you should have dick chaney give ya shootin lessons. him or the dude in yer avatar  :twisted:  :P'),
(10430, '79caf3d296', '', 'Good to see you here!  Have fun!'),
(10433, '67f946cb15', '', 'Hello and Welcome!!  :D'),
(10434, 'a03afd8fef', 'sniper...', 'good game SatanClause.....\r\nfor my oppinion...if u are a real sniper you shoot...LOL\r\ni saw u can do that too....\r\nWTF Evilone??? what happen to your ping???\r\ndid you moove to israel???\r\nif so give me a visit...LMAAAAOooooo'),
(10435, 'f12594a1b2', 'u like it', 'lol....\r\nyou will like it\r\nwe all gonna like it.... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(10436, '1160bbcb45', 'hello', 'hello and welcom...\r\nnice to read that you came back from the dark side and got some time to play...\r\nyour name is david???\r\nare you a jewish???\r\ndid i got a jewish friend?\r\nc ya\r\nfrag ya later'),
(10437, 'c8d295f35d', 'think', 'hello\r\nwelcom\r\ni''m sure it u think harder u will find the fact that u was more than 2 or three ppl...\r\ni know u saw me...lol\r\nc ya\r\nlooking forward to frag you again'),
(10438, '31da7c72d1', 'again', 'i gut gave it another look...\r\nu know what....\r\nstill funny shit...\r\nLMAAAOOOOOooooo'),
(10446, '026c77b399', '', 'so how is it holding all ? does it meat your expectence ...?\r\n 8)'),
(10449, '8fb45d288a', '', 'its trippy dude :)'),
(10451, '4718e54733', '', 'Its fuckin awsome man, thanks again dude!!'),
(12764, '48e36e751c', '', '[quote:48e36e751c="Bitch_Killer"][quote:48e36e751c="GreenMan"][quote:48e36e751c="jimmyz"]Right Blair thats why the US has dominated Hockey over the last 20 years...Red Wings, Kings, Rangers...just to name a few! 8O[/quote:48e36e751c]\r\n\r\nI never said USA teams sucked. I said, that BK saying that &quot;you Americans with your tiny brains can''t keep up with hockey and that''s probably why you don''t like it&quot;, was describing all the USA. Not the teams, the people. I guess I would not have to explain this if Bitch_Killers post wasn''t right. :twisted:[/quote:48e36e751c]\r\n\r\nActually, I just meant Squirrel. He is obviously too young to have any common sense and his little brain still needs to develop.[/quote:48e36e751c]\r\n\r\nand saying you have common sense if you do why did you post this......Actually, I just meant Squirrel. He is obviously too young to have any common sense and his little brain still needs to develop.'),
(10453, '96bb8214bd', '', 'Dang Greenman, you turned [size=24:96bb8214bd]38[/size:96bb8214bd] already?\r\n\r\nHappy belated birthday dude!'),
(10455, 'fbecca1c2f', 'jyteje', 'juyjkj'),
(10456, '949c7292d6', '', 'hmmmmm'),
(10457, '59e7800999', '', 'juyhkjyduk'),
(10458, 'b2fe1dbc59', '', 'htgrhtryhs'),
(10459, '9c67b96fda', '', 'jyjj'),
(10460, 'd0dad278bc', '', 'noice and welcome aboard'),
(10461, 'ba58129f3c', 'Mike''s Laugh....', 'It''s the most awsome laugh in the world, I hope you don''t get offended by this Mike, VERY VERY funny. When I first heard it, it sounded just like Mozart''s laugh in the Amadeus movie, so I cut out a few scenes whith the best laughs so you can see for yourselvest.\r\n\r\nGreat laugh though mike! Keep it up, LOL!\r\n\r\nEDIT: RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE THE TARGET AS... THEN PLAY FROM WHEREVER YOU SAVED IT TO.\r\n- [url=http://home.btconnect.com/monolith/bad/1.mov]1st Scene[/url].\r\n- [url=http://home.btconnect.com/monolith/bad/2.mov]2nd Scene[/url].\r\n- [url=http://home.btconnect.com/monolith/bad/3.mov]3rd Scene[/url].\r\n\r\nTotal = 16MB in .Mov format so I recommend viewing it in [url=http://www.apple.com/quicktime/]QuickTime[/url].\r\n\r\nWorth it though, let me know what you guys think, and make Mike laugh more on TS!!!\r\n\r\n\r\n(just incase there''s more than one mike, I mean MikeAnime ;) )'),
(10463, 'b5052f404a', 'Re: hello', '[quote:b5052f404a="Sauron"]hello and welcom...\r\nnice to read that you came back from the dark side and got some time to play...\r\nyour name is david???\r\nare you a jewish???\r\ndid i got a jewish friend?\r\nc ya\r\nfrag ya later[/quote:b5052f404a]\r\n\r\nlol, no im not jewish my mothers family is, and for somereason i wish i was  :?  Thanks for the welcomes, ive played with some of you and had a blast, hopefully be gettin on your TS as soon as i get a new mic :)'),
(10465, 'b76a42dfde', 'New mikeanigay sig', '[URL=http://imageshack.us][img:b76a42dfde]http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/4332/mikesnewsig1dx.jpg[/img:b76a42dfde][/URL]  \r\n\r\n\r\nrofl ...just playing with ya man'),
(10466, '06d3e628ee', '', 'mike, if you really look like that, you wanna go out some tme??? LMAO'),
(12763, '2c957733cb', '', '[b:2c957733cb][color=green:2c957733cb]Good points Jimmyz  &quot; wow I agree with Jimmyz &quot;  8O  8O \r\nI didn''t go into the military because that Draft Dodging SOB Clinton was president.  :evil:  :evil: \r\nBut what I always Loved about Clinton, He was always good about taking credit for things he had nothing whatsoever to do with, And denied the things he actually did . 8O  8O [/color:2c957733cb][/b:2c957733cb]'),
(12762, 'e784f8a026', '', 'Hey Jimmy Good to see ya back hows the new home??? Hope moving went well and allc is good with you and yours! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nPS. thanx for taking care of FaA rematch :-)\r\n\r\nHugz');
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(10472, 'fa15fe606c', 'Re: New mikeanigay sig', '[quote:fa15fe606c="necrophuck"][URL=http://imageshack.us][img:fa15fe606c]http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/4332/mikesnewsig1dx.jpg[/img:fa15fe606c][/URL]  \r\n\r\n\r\nrofl ...just playing with ya man[/quote:fa15fe606c]\r\n\r\nROTFLMFAO!!! OMG that was a good one Necro! And very nice work by the way!\r\nAnd I like your Sig Bourne...Who made that one?'),
(10473, 'f29700674c', '', '[quote:f29700674c="MajerPayne"]yep a little &quot;turd&quot; will most likely say that to me one day but i will just reply&quot; you think im old?! go to www.dfbgaming.com and see some real old farts LOL&quot;[/quote:f29700674c]\r\n\r\nLMAO....TOO FUnny Majer...TOO Funny!'),
(10474, 'd3dab043dc', '', '[quote:d3dab043dc="Deadman"]Dang Greenman, you turned [size=24:d3dab043dc]38[/size:d3dab043dc] already?\r\n\r\nHappy belated birthday dude![/quote:d3dab043dc]\r\n\r\nHoly Shit Thank God I thought I was older that Greeny!'),
(10475, '45c72e41da', '', 'necro did, the night you met me.'),
(10477, 'df6892b21c', '', 'hahaha yeah......lmao oh and thanks, nice to hear that ya like it'),
(10478, 'ec3ce70066', '', 'HOW COULD ANYONE NOOOTTT!....I''m still lol about it!'),
(10479, '18c81a64b7', '', '[quote:18c81a64b7="BouRne"]necro did, the night you met me.[/quote:18c81a64b7]\r\n\r\nHe does nice work doesn''t he!? Now you just gotta live up to the name.....lol!\r\nBreak that rust off, you''lll come around!'),
(10483, 'b7d3d723c8', 'hello from [EST]', 'Hello brothers and sisters! \r\n\r\nWe are a new Unreal Tournament Camping Clan and having a lot of fun! \r\nYou guys have a nice website, forums and servers! \r\n\r\nHere is our info, just for playing for fun on our server, or just for organising a great match! \r\n\r\nWebsite: www.elitesniperteam.com \r\nForum: www.elitesniperteam.com/forum \r\nServer: 84.244.130.176 Port :7777 \r\n\r\nIf you would to add me on the msn..would be fun to make a nice talk!  \r\n\r\nm.schuiling@hotmail.com\r\n\r\nThanks for all m8''s! \r\n\r\nGreets Vogue'),
(10484, 'b2701616c5', '', 'Daveeeeeeeeeeee1!!!\r\n\r\nYou should apply to bAd... Seriously we need more good English folks!!\r\n\r\nI might be able to telefrag but I still can''t shoot for shit. You got a new mic yet?\r\n\r\n\r\n(LOL AT THE SIG!)'),
(10481, '7b1eeb4e4c', '', 'im workin on the rust, but its definitley not like riding a bike, and yeah, i do have to agree, my sig is awesome.... big ups to necro for the major hook up. but thats what i really like about this clan, everyone looks out for eachother.'),
(10482, 'a607a81e05', '', 'Congratulations and I love the sig.  Nice work Necro!!   :D'),
(10486, '64877bd462', '', 'Arrrrgh campers &gt;.&lt;\r\n\r\nI''ve played a few of your players... Destiny switched from FF to EST? ... Or is that a different Destiny... Great job on the site.'),
(10487, '476dffeac1', '', 'lol yeah Des is one of our players! Camping is great :P'),
(10488, '0473c3cf90', '', 'Yo, wsup? We only camp during matches with other campers but we are mostly freestyle here. Thanks for stoping by, cya in the game.'),
(10490, '32158e2184', '', 'Hello Vogue! dont get us wrong, UT is UT, it''s all good!'),
(10497, 'bdba4ffdef', '', 'All good indeed!\r\n\r\nHello, and stop by anytime.  I look forward to a possible camping match in the future.'),
(10502, '0a74e8f61b', '', 'thanks demon, but i must say your sig trips me the fuck out good , awsome but trippy'),
(10503, '8ee31dd539', 'Shizzlerklkf aslfk', 'test. Pwnt.'),
(10504, 'ef7fef13bb', '', 'Rabbit model isn''t mine but I have it and edited it legally, so... Technically, it is mine because I made it look the way it looks.\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd let me just be the first one to say: \r\n\r\nNice sig Rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(10506, 'c795056612', '', 'i agree'),
(10509, 'dd9b841d57', '', 'Cool 8)'),
(10510, '946fcdaa69', '', 'Nice!!   :D'),
(10574, '4e8e9b2314', '', 'Nice job ya''ll ! And umm....CAMPING KICKS ASS! lol'),
(10577, '3dca636016', '{dFb} vs [DoC] Rematch 5/13/2006', 'just wanted to thank you all for the games dfb\r\nyou guys are COOL.\r\ntake all care.'),
(10579, '4ab79934d3', '', 'its kewl that they match, but its like looking at the same pic twice... why not change it up?'),
(10941, '404ae3b0ac', '', 'ok, cleaned enough space and downloading now (ut99) With just a little luck should be able to get new hard drive this week and install . then as promised I''ll jump in a game or 2 and you can all have your wicked way with me lol\r\n\r\nlooking forward to seeing you soon'),
(10514, '33ec1134ea', '', 'LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'),
(10554, 'd32d45f902', '', '[quote:d32d45f902="MajerPayne"]NOPE I DONT SPEAK RETARD LOL!![/quote:d32d45f902]\r\n\r\nI guess that''s because you are too retarded!  :twisted:'),
(10739, 'f217ad6e0f', '', 'Too funny. :P'),
(10557, 'cb505133a4', '', 'Don''t be insulted rabbit, your sig looks great.  So great it''s good enough to  \r\neat, just ask katana or majer. :lol:'),
(10558, '8e33a4a4df', '', 'well been tryen to get ahold of cali. i was just wondering what maps you guys are going to play. so if someone can let me know that would be great. when i get your maps i will give u mine. thanks again see u all in the match.'),
(10559, '33fb789075', '', 'HUH?'),
(10560, 'ba63316841', '', 'Cali''s having connection probs, I am sure she, or someone else will be in touch soon.'),
(10561, '789e461284', '', 'I dont speak fag either sorry Green'),
(10562, '884889cc3b', 'Test new sig', 'TEST TEST TEST'),
(10563, '6c49856c2a', '', 'test'),
(10564, '2e32777678', '', 'test avatar\r\n\r\nSWEET!'),
(10565, '241f09a26c', '', 'Your welcome parker the avatar looks a little wide i will fix it later ok'),
(10567, '573dca9da7', '', 'nice to see you stopping by, checked out your site, like what i see. keep in touch.'),
(10569, '1305298721', '', 'i like them, but shouldnt the avatar and sig be two different pix... just my outlook. and how do you get your avatars so big, it said mine couldnt be more than 150 px by 150px'),
(10570, '0b9da29449', '', 'you so we tall did.'),
(10572, '33969c8951', '', '[quote:33969c8951="MajerPayne"]I dont speak fag either sorry Green[/quote:33969c8951]\r\n\r\nLMAO'),
(10573, '7c52d3c45f', '', 'Ummm well bourne i like sigs &amp; avatars that match ok and second it is my little secret to how i do that :D'),
(10551, '9f3b52f416', '', 'Huh. I''m insulted.'),
(10549, '17c3500516', '', 'Hell yah katana i call dibs on the leg!!'),
(10544, 'cb5a9043ea', '', 'Great job guys! And DK is a peach. Without the pit of course. :P'),
(10547, '39ae12ea9b', '', 'HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! THE BEST SIG ON THE SITE IF YOU ASK ME!!! NICE JOB!!'),
(10548, 'b5906769ed', '', 'NOPE I DONT SPEAK RETARD LOL!!'),
(10942, '44343f1221', 'A challenge??', 'I got this in the mail today and figured I would post it here since this seems to be some type of challenge, although I think this fucktard could have worded it a little better. So what ya think?\r\n\r\n[quote:44343f1221]\r\n{dFb} Unreal Tournament  Gaming Clan\r\n\r\nSender''s Name: hotbeef\r\nSender''s Email: hotbeef@ahkgang.com\r\nSubject: {dFb} Unreal Tournament  Gaming Clan - Feedback: what''''s up losers!\r\n\r\nMessage: Some jerkoff told me that you losers think you\\''re good, but the best that I can see, you Molly bedwetters and still hanging on to your mother\\''s apron strings. How long have you guys been around for anyway? A week? Damn, and what\\''s up with this craptastic website? It doesn\\''t even render correctly. You need to hire some punjabi for $0.50/hour to fix this silly excuse for a site. \r\n\r\nNow, down to business. I hear you fartknockers think you\\''re cool and want to climb the ranks. I got news for you pals, you\\''re so far down the ladder you\\''ll never make it to the top, but just the same, should you losers decide that you want a real challenge, feel free to pay us a visit and set it up. We\\''d be more than happy to smack you bitches down and give you a redass, oldschool style. \r\n\r\nI\\''m sure you\\''ll just delete this and we\\''ll never hear back from you, being the coward posers that you are. That\\''s fine too, there\\''s lots of other loser clans to put in their place as well. \r\n\r\nTo all of you, each an every one of you, individually and collectively, take it an like it!\r\n \r\n\r\n____________\r\nTake it and like it! \r\nHotbeef - The Unbeatable AHK Gang! \r\nwww.ahkgang.com \r\n[/quote:44343f1221]'),
(10522, 'd49e58f9a3', '', 'Nice job rabbit that is funny as shit'),
(10523, 'aa69f6f8e9', '', 'nice job necro'),
(10540, 'f84605799d', '', 'That''s a funny lookin Rabbit Rabbit!....It looks like a gopher or a hamster...None the less ANYONE HUNGRY....lol'),
(10541, '66a1a626d0', '', 'SEXY SIG!!!!'),
(10528, 'fe84daf46a', '', 'nice!!!'),
(10530, '1979f1930b', '', 'is it just me or does anybody understand this? lol'),
(10531, 'b681a11982', 'new sig', 'Some of my ideas mixed with dk''s ideas and skills.  I think she''s the bomb!!'),
(10533, '2c07d023e2', '', 'awesome sig and av, Poorman! yup shes a peach!'),
(10534, '5c33628521', '', 'reminds me of the killer rabbit from Monty Pythons Holy Grail! &quot; cute little bunny&quot;'),
(10536, 'dd2c661c5f', '', 'thanks m8''s for the nice welcome...visit our forums too :D'),
(10580, '87046e3ea2', '', 'Because it looks retarded to have one pic in your sig then another one that is so far off it looks retarded if you ask me'),
(10581, 'c739861fff', '', 'Thanks buddy, you guys rock!! I had a great time.'),
(10585, '9c8d7964a6', '', 'guess that makes me the retarded one then'),
(10586, '556bb600c3', '', 'hey all playing under [b:556bb600c3]Hysteria [/b:556bb600c3]right now  just in case we bump into each other (I HOPE !!!) Its that whole head shot thing I have got to get that down    lol\r\nYes I am still aware that I suck and you all will kill me repaeatedly but WTH everybody got to start somewhere \r\nc-ya'),
(10587, 'd483465957', '', 'No alot of people have theirs like yours but i have just always made them with the same image as in the sig'),
(10588, '0876a92cf4', '', 'Get in teamspeak we are in there right now man'),
(10589, '5e015324e5', '', 'sOOOO WHO WON i''M DYING TO KNOW??????\r\n\r\n\r\nhUGZ'),
(12656, '1bb8f329e0', '', 'american teams have dominated for one reason....there full of canadian players'),
(12767, 'bd73f0086f', '', '[b:bd73f0086f][color=green:bd73f0086f]I have to say TTS rocks  merockon2  merockon2\r\n\r\nI did hate to hear about the loss of a clan member, My deapest condolences  :cry:  :cry: \r\n[/color:bd73f0086f][/b:bd73f0086f]'),
(10591, 'd8ca1062da', '', 'Hi ya Vogue! :-) Welcome to the home of dFb and bAd, kick off your shoes and make your sellf at home! :-)\r\n\r\nThanx for ther invite i will definately stop by your clans site and give ya''ll a holler, good luck with the new clan! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(10592, '0d6f404156', '', 'WB kenshin, nice to see ya here ;-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(10593, 'd3943e5b6b', '', 'Yo Satan Claus! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(10594, 'f09f698e90', '', 'LMAO @ ya''ll ok ok so im not blonde I just plAy one online  :-p i admit i can be a bit of a tard at times but I only typed what MP told me too LOL :-P \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(10595, '3d97ce3679', '', 'sup man'),
(10596, '083910eb56', '', 'yo its fun playing you man .'),
(10598, '9cd3608ec7', 'Avatar Testin', ':o and sig!'),
(10599, '35e60f21d4', '', '[quote:35e60f21d4="Nocturnal"]damn it..I wanted to see Angelina Jolie and now you made me read that stuff :twisted:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote:35e60f21d4]\r\n\r\n\r\nsame here lmao'),
(10601, '1d320e7b22', '', 'lmao that is pretty funny good sig'),
(10603, 'c33e2c9852', '', 'nice job, and way to show off your country''s colors.'),
(10604, '64aede6378', '', 'You all played awesome.  Thanks for the butt-kicking!'),
(10608, 'b9b8486c34', '', 'sounds good . ill try to hit her up on msn. thanks 8)  :D  8)'),
(10623, '7fb55b2662', '', 'Thanks for the ass kicking DOC. It was fun for sure. We will get you back later. :P'),
(12771, '32dec6a606', '', 'I here by annouce that Squirrel is gayer then ever'),
(10632, 'bec307ac52', 'Happy Mother''s Day!', 'Happy Mother''s Day,\r\n\r\nCali\r\n\r\nDemon Killer\r\n\r\nPitch Black\r\n\r\nAnd you to Bitch Killer you mother!'),
(10633, 'aff908bdb2', '', 'If Cali does not give them to you by Tues. I will send them to you! Add me to your MSN \r\nair0jxz@yahoo.com \r\n\r\njimmyz - Match Cord. Admin'),
(10634, 'e8f7dd80d5', '', 'LOL, thanks buddy!!'),
(10635, '3088a5140a', '', 'Happy mothers day Cali, DK, and PB'),
(10636, '09cf325d25', 'Desktop', 'My desktop for the time i reall dont know why im posting this i just think it looked pretty cool and i felt like showin ya''ll what windowblinds can do for your comp. I kow the image is a little choppy but you get the idea\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:09cf325d25]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/untitled.jpg[/img:09cf325d25]'),
(10637, 'ad64458789', '', 'Hey what skin is that? and did that backround come with it? if so how did you put it on'),
(10639, '417598b5ca', '', 'i only did one map and my ass hurt like hell but it was fun.\r\n\r\n{dFb}MikeAnime\r\n aka\r\n{bAd}MikeAnime'),
(10641, 'fde9520d5e', '', 'that''s awesome. i really like it'),
(10642, '423f8f3c48', '', 'Hey Guys and Gals,\r\n\r\nI would like to see if we could set up a practice session, on the HOH Fragged Nation server on Tuesday, our team would love to practice with you!! We would like to practice the three maps that we have been assigned in our next clan match, and maybe we could help you practice your maps!!! Just get with me on messenger if you are interested in doing this. This is just for fun, kicks and giggles. \r\n\r\nIf I don''t hear from you soon, we will go looking for another clan. We are just trying to get our new team together so to speak.\r\n\r\nThanks\r\n\r\n]-HOH-[Killer_Lady---- msn--- killerlady@hotmail.com'),
(10644, '675e9c22df', '', 'Happy Mom''s Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(10645, '2a805d1c7a', '', '[size=24:2a805d1c7a]HAPPY MOTHER''s DAY LADIES![/size:2a805d1c7a]'),
(10646, 'ad3e8a1f8c', 'Stupid Question', 'why do none of you were ur tags in the forums...i have always wounderd about that lol'),
(10648, '5637dc1095', '', 'and we all knwo eachother by either name, or game name, and we are all one big family so we dont need to use our tags'),
(10650, '0b8c2501d2', '', 'Well plain and simple we just never did...No reason behind it...we just never did!'),
(10651, '6d895a23bd', 'Skeleton Scare', 'LMAO this is too funny\r\n\r\nhttp://www.filecabi.net/video/henry-deceased.html'),
(12809, 'b5bf582793', '', 'i thought satan was your master rabbit\r\nand not satanclause'),
(12810, '9d6ed1973c', '', 'Oh and u haven''t?? upyours'),
(12811, 'd5ceb14b9a', '', 'Satan is a god too all of us a HELL god lol hehe and this is true  shitz'),
(12812, 'f2a6fd86dd', '', 'LOL this is to all of u http://members.aon.at/wutang/method_2.jpg'),
(12806, '99ee5552f3', '', 'Granted but the Exams are out of 50000\r\n\r\nI wish i could be the strongest man in the w0rld'),
(10657, '3dd8750c69', '', 'Thanks Guys!!  That was Sweet!!  :wink:'),
(12860, '5b2a6c6650', 'spam', 'i guess we all are in a way...'),
(12861, 'e34637002e', 'LOL', ':-x SPAAAAMMMMMMM :-x  LAMOoooo'),
(12862, 'd7a93e6d6d', 'a wish', 'squirrel wrote\r\n[quote:d7a93e6d6d]I wish i was a real world top class #1 sniper[/quote:d7a93e6d6d]\r\nGranted but u will be no1 sniper in water gun\r\ni wish i would never made a grammer erors in english'),
(12804, '11923132ff', '', 'LMFAO juggernaut is hilarious &quot;i love just sittin up here lookin over the castle with my pimp cane&quot;'),
(12805, 'f3f309a65c', '', 'OHHHHHHHH it''s the Juggernaut bitch and I got a BITCH wid me, YES. We gonna have a fucking RAPE party tonight. OMG so fucking funny.'),
(10662, 'c756c1f630', '', 'Hey Lady :-)\r\nThat sounds like fun! Ill get with ya tomorrow(monday) on IM  and ya can give me the info then.\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(12777, '863e0986ac', 'hehe', 'funny squirrel ...funny necronoob'),
(12778, '827b4cc1b5', 'granted', 'GRANTED but then u find out matt is your big brother...LOL\r\ni wish i''ll get 100 in the exsams i have'),
(12779, '06b5ea158e', 'sig...', 'nice job necro...\r\nsmall sig is for the one have small cock'),
(12780, '6c4b1286a4', '', 'i have penis 8-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&gt; that long'),
(10664, '967e0c9860', '', 'Thanx sweetie! :-) Had a nice quiet day to snooze and do whatever i wanted i LOVED it! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(10665, 'f3db5e7387', '', '[quote:f3db5e7387="Katana"]Well plain and simple we just never did...No reason behind it...we just never did![/quote:f3db5e7387]\r\n\r\nI thrice that! no reason really lol'),
(10677, 'fa839feed2', '', 'OOOOOOH JB? Well jailbreak is a team game....One side needs to kill the other team and by killing the other team you send them to jail but if one of their teammates finds the button or switch they could release their team from jail and the game continues! If your confused...I just woke up...lol! And bin Slayer is total run and gun welll more like running and jumping and shooting a full auto rifle with exploding rounds/bullets! Very Fast Paced!'),
(10676, '1945428dc2', '', '[quote:1945428dc2="poorman"]Hey there, I  am glad to see that you''re giving it a try.  As someone who never really played ut99 ''til last fall,\r\n I can tell you that the time to learn will be well worth it for you.\r\n\r\nDo you know about our different gametypes?  If you have any questions about CTF,\r\njailbreak, or BIN-slayer, just let us know, ok.\r\n\r\nHope to meet you in the game.[/quote:1945428dc2]\r\n\r\nOK then just re-reading these and WTH is jailbreak and/or bin-slayer ??\r\ndont have a clue how i missed asking already, I may not know much but I am definately willing to learn lol\r\n\r\nthanks'),
(10668, '24da1669b7', '', 'They can tell by our sigs'),
(11249, '9e03afb0f5', 'man??', 'i''m not sure u are a man BK....lol\r\nand demonkiller...anyway you allweys make my day  :lol: \r\nand rabbit you are right....it is always worth a try !!!\r\nand for you new freind...welcom to the big happy crazy famely we have here\r\nhope top see ya around'),
(10678, 'a7886425ff', '', '[quote:a7886425ff="MajerPayne"]well emo thats not your fault its cali''s cause shes a blonde and probably high lmao jp cali but the real ip is\r\n\r\n69.13.8.192:7777[/quote:a7886425ff]\r\n\r\nhey , the message I receive is something about server version being outdated, Im assuming it must not be UT2k4  what do I need in order to connect?\r\n\r\nI am willing to get an older version of UT if tha is what the problem is but I am totally clueless so please   HELP  !\r\n\r\nThanks Guys as always'),
(12803, 'f332c4552a', '', '[quote:f332c4552a="MajerPayne"]LMFAO i dont know but have been told 100''s of times that i should be a comedian including mostly by glimmer lol\r\n\r\n\r\nby the way this is post #700 for the second time[/quote:f332c4552a]\r\n\r\nI don''t get it? When you gonna say something funny?\r\n\r\n\r\nBy the way, I can''t get enough of that Juggernaut thing, &quot;Are you a fuckin'' ass? Don''t you know who I am? You must-not-know who I am... I''m the Juggernaut bitch- I''mma'' hit''chu wid ya own PIMP!&quot;'),
(12802, '19c0a90f06', 'Re: MUTHA FUCKA', '[quote:19c0a90f06="Necrophuck"]my new sig pwns all and everyone\r\nLOOK AT IT HOMOS[/quote:19c0a90f06]\r\n\r\n\r\nUh no?... Mine still pretty much beats the fuck out of yours... I guess it''s all to do with who has the bigger penis though. :D\r\n\r\nThat''s me by the way. Necro doesn''t have a penis. He cut it off when he was younger because it grew on his forehead.  :-x'),
(10681, 'd161b6a296', '', 'ok was just woundering is all thanks :)'),
(12774, '6bba40b635', '', 'i agree'),
(10685, '04995480ab', 'PWNAGE SIG', 'my new sig pwns all'),
(10690, '939c373ae8', '', 'no Problemo'),
(10691, 'a857b2aa09', '', 'Oh yes, there will be blood!!'),
(12801, 'a3bd3e4e79', '', 'I don''t know much about politics in America, but I know that I don''t have to put up with any shit when I''m over there, if I get any bollocks about what I can and can''t do etc. I will piss all over the lawn of the White House. Then I will piss all over the White House, and the President, and the First Lady and the First Dog and the second and third ones too. I will piss all over the fucking pictures on the walls and the furnature in the oval office. I will piss all over the ex-presidential picutres and over the telephones, I will piss all over the TV sets, cameras and press chairs, I will piss all over the press and the journalists, I will piss all ove the secretaries and the curtains, and if I can''t piss any more I will drink some First Wine and piss that out all over the First Tree, I will piss so much that all of Washington will get pissed off with me for pissing so much.\r\n\r\nI can''t be arsed to quote Sauron, but all the same he said some shit about hot girls in Israel. Very funny. There are also hoy girls in Australia, China, France, Germany, Norway and pretty much every other country on the planet. Russia has also got some nice girls. I think they''re spread pretty much over the world, I guess it''s a big thing in Israel? I''ve never been, but being a catholic I want to go some day and have a look around.\r\n\r\nHottest chicks are deffinately from Russia and Norway/Denmark. All the cold places. Maybe it''s the snow that makes them so fucking hot? Seriously, when looking for porn in future, search for &quot;Russian&quot; or &quot;Norwegian&quot; or even &quot;Danish&quot; lesbians, they''re into some fucked up shit. Even crazy Euro sex-maniacs like myself think that they''re fucked up. So you really should check that out in the next five minutes.'),
(10700, 'c87699e8bd', '', 'Thanks bourne \r\n\r\nEvilone the skin is &quot;system&quot; and its off the same website as for the wallpaper i just happend to stumble accross that'),
(12793, '0be51164f2', '', 'Hey dont take it out on me that you ate a penis and didnt like the creme center'),
(12794, '2a81bdae7b', '', 'YEAH PARTY lol you want england to win right necro??'),
(12795, 'e8c9637d75', '', 'look at my sig....'),
(12796, '6c2b9e8be0', '', 'how do you come up with these things'),
(12797, 'e460d0f204', '', 'I know lol i was bein sarcastic'),
(12798, '2549e169a0', '', 'LMFAO i dont know but have been told 100''s of times that i should be a comedian including mostly by glimmer lol\r\n\r\n\r\nby the way this is post #700 for the second time'),
(10703, '7281949029', '', 'nice job necro!!'),
(10707, '3e236cf721', '', 'thank you thank you'),
(12789, 'e7c745564f', '', 'it is rather old, but diablo 2 with the expansion is the only cool rpg cause theres lots of gore and evilness\r\n i find it not bad, i jsut got it so i could have something to play if i didnt have the internet when i go to my dads'),
(12790, 'f27aa74c61', '', 'no cock hole, learn english dumbfuck'),
(12791, '27766e952d', '', 'lol \r\nENGLAND JUST BEAT TRINIDAD\r\n2-0\r\n!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(12792, '52fe88b509', '', 'squirrel has been on a spamming spree,'),
(10717, '4dc04dc8f1', '', 'never worked for me so i cant hear it send me it sometime'),
(10718, '41c8e62639', '', 'thats fuckign funny as hell'),
(10720, '65215d3fed', '', 'KICK SOME ASS'),
(10721, '4fea356338', '', 'wow great games from everyone!! DoC is insane, nuff said'),
(10723, '5fd8aa084e', '', 'we have 2k4 at 209.11.245.234,   BUT we mostly play on ut 99 almost never 2k4 usually!! lol so go get 99 from our front page, \r\n\r\nps\r\nno wonder the bots were kickin your ass our 2k4 bots our out of control lmao'),
(10726, '7cf7cf9bfc', '', 'do we have a calender? i would like one that we can put birthdays, and matches on it'),
(10727, '4430583617', '', 'thats a negative there majer, when trained by the best you will overtake your master sooner or later'),
(10750, 'c5b84dd2ab', '', 'Hey Bud if you need UT99 then just goto our home page and scroll down the page until you see the section with UT99 GOTY Edition and you will see the link for the download...It will have the game and the patch included with the download!\r\n\r\nGood Luck....atleast we know what your problem is now...lol'),
(10753, '1a9bcf7352', '', '[size=14:1a9bcf7352]many many thanks , maybe now i''ll get this sh*t straight lol see ya soon  \r\nwell hopefully lol[/size:1a9bcf7352]'),
(10755, 'bd204ef845', 'Don''t know when I am comin back?', 'I don''t know when I am comein back ! I have some family issues to tend to that need my attention! I will get on from time to time but , really wont be around for a while! Just neeed some time to get my life straight and my house bought and to love on my wife and kids ====for them and me! \r\nI find myself on the PC too much and lost sight of what is most inportant in my life and Just now found out how much my wife and kids need me as well as how much I needed them in my life! I am no bailin out on the clan==========Just takein a much over due break to make my life and family ======= some thing to be proud of once again!I lost who I was along with my wife ! I need ===  We need some time to learn how to love each other again and to be there for on another like we were many moons ago! So in short========= I and my wife have fallen back in love and are going to focus on us togather! I hope to see you all soon , but If not=== God Bless you all ! Now go Kiss your spouse === tell them how much you love him or her ===  And be Thankful you have them in your lives ! \r\n\r\nPostMan Over and out!  :cry:'),
(10756, 'c1b048b2dc', '', 'Gonna miss ya buddy. You gotta do what you gotta do man!! We will always be here for you. Take care man.'),
(10757, '34a6a0aeb7', '', 'God bless you Postie!\r\n\r\nNothing''s more important than the wife and kids, which is why you see me disappear from time to time too.\r\n\r\nTake a break, come hang out when/if you can, we''ll keep your  chair at the table for you.\r\n\r\nIsn''t it amazing just how beautiful and wonderful your wife keeps getting?\r\n-not hitting on your Mrs. here bud!  That was a general statement. :lol:'),
(10758, '78672c51c6', '{UTA}Pyro', 'Hey dFb  How you guys doin?  was lookin through the screenshot section on TTS and saw some nice screenies in there of your match.  GG''s.  \r\n\r\nAnyway I thought I''d stop by and say hi, and invite you guys over to our website and server.  We are UTA, Unreal Tournament Alive - We are a UT99 binslayer CTF clan.  We play modified fast sniper and rocket X mods.  We almost always  have a few peeps on our server but it''s always nice to have a few more.  I hope some of you at least come by and check it out, its alot of fun.  Our whole goal is to keep ut99 alive and strong, cuz its such a badass game.  It''s always cool to find another strong clan out there.  BTW this is a bitchin site you guys got goin here :lol: \r\n\r\nWell here''s the info I hope to see you around I''m gonna bring some UTA peeps and check out your server too. :wink: \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[url]www.unrealuta.com[/url]\r\n\r\nServer IP: 64.237.35.70:7777'),
(10759, 'baadedff05', '', 'GG''s'),
(10760, 'd8360076c3', '', '0/\\/\\g      T|-|^t      Iz       T3I-I      P\\/\\/n^j     !    !     !     !      !     !      !      !      !      !     !     !'),
(10761, '65496fb07b', 'octopusua', 'just some small thing i found on some website.'),
(10762, '6250a0466e', '', 'and why dosent it work?'),
(10764, '2b37b747f6', '', 'Windowblinds is alsome just slows the pc down alot :('),
(10765, 'b705868a4d', '', 'take the time need man. you will be missed but not forgotten (unless CRS has its way).\r\n\r\n\r\nyour right family job then games man :)\r\n\r\ni hope you do manage to get on from time to time but if not we understand.\r\n\r\ni rarley say this but god bless.'),
(10783, '0822d1a2b7', '[DoC] Old School Freestyle Tourney', 'Hello people of dFb!!! :D \r\n\r\nDoC is organising his [DoC] Old School Freestyle Tournement. The tournament will be playd in the weekend of 17th(Saturday) and 18th(Sunday) of June.\r\n\r\nWe would like to invite you for this tournament. \r\n\r\nIf you decide to come and play, which we hope, send me a confirmation and playerlist or post it on our forum:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.donvanvlietweb.nl/docclan/forums/index.php?c=14\r\n\r\nPlease do this before Friday 9th June 20 GMT, that’s the deadline for signing up.\r\n\r\nIf there are any questions, don’t be shy and ask PatriOt (pelger_ut@hotmail.com) or Blood (docbloodmob@hotmail.com).'),
(10769, '49a01268e7', '', 'We All Love Ya Bud and take all the time you need....Like we all said before...FAMILY FIRST! \r\n\r\nBe missing you alot BUd so you better keep in touch when you get the oppurtunity!\r\n\r\nGood Luck with the family and say Hi to Somer for me/us!\r\n\r\nHope to hear from ya soon Buddy!'),
(10772, '836270bb5a', '', 'Sounds cool Pyro, will have to check it out! Bin rocks!'),
(10773, '60043a2144', '', 'Not meaning to sound mushy or nothin, but its cool to hear all this Postie! i often wonder how some of you balance family life with UT. i can imagine that it must be no fun being a UT Widow!    Take care!'),
(12845, 'ba1a2edb06', '', 'looks like midget got consumed in the black hole of a u-no-what of G[I]R|_'),
(10782, '0bdc63a7f8', '', '[quote:0bdc63a7f8="poorman"]Bin slayer ctf!? Sounds crazy, but fun![/quote:0bdc63a7f8]\r\n\r\nLike TTS (Tiger Team Slaw) We played them a couple of times Poorman\r\n\r\nWelcome Pyro...Thanks for stopping by!'),
(10777, '1b528b80cf', '', 'Bin slayer ctf!? Sounds crazy, but fun!'),
(10778, '219de9ac60', '', 'My thoughts and prayers are with you.  I respect and admire what you are\r\ndoing.'),
(10785, 'cfcef972e8', '', 'Cool, thanks for the invite guys, we appreciate it. Someone will get back to you.'),
(10786, 'a0a6b15706', '', 'Is that dFb only or bAd aswell? I''d sure like to be involved...\r\n\r\n[edit]\r\n\r\nNevermind, we also have an invite. :P'),
(10794, 'e5a2684e16', '', 'Will miss you lots, Postie.  :cry: It''s great to hear that your focus is on your family, and I believe everything will be ok because of that.  :D  We''re here if you need us.'),
(10799, 'd871ebcc8e', '', 'I dont know if bAd and dFb are two different clans, you can play together if you want, \r\nmaybe its nicer that you make two teams,\r\n\r\nit is up to you :D :D'),
(10800, '0664dfc9ac', '', 'Yah what are we not aloud to use self images for sigs&gt;?'),
(10801, 'e38c68552f', '', 'Sure that would be Cool :D'),
(10802, '4cf57cf85a', '', 'Ummm i''d have to disaggree maybe your talkin bout the old version my comp runs just as fast'),
(10803, 'a36b6171dc', '', 'LOL no prob emo i was startin to wonder why i hadnt seen you in the server! lol see you some time this week i hope!'),
(10804, '62586b0a39', '', 'Hey sounds like a kick ass crazy server i will check it out somtime today or 2morrow'),
(10819, 'eaa00a08bc', '', 'Actually it was [u:eaa00a08bc]sheer fear [/u:eaa00a08bc]that kept me away lol, (that may honestly be it as I am awful)\r\n\r\n I am having some hard drive issues right now (as in Major crash)  so my space is limited atm going to get it though and get with you all if for nothing more then to hang out a little, you all seem like a lot of fun. In the meantime I''ve been on some other servers trying to gt it right lol\r\n\r\nusually under ReFuse but sometimes under the name of Grusome(FM)................as my clan leader has issues with me aliasing, Don''t quite understand that as I never play with them anyway ???   (shit tho I''m a damn admin where are [i:eaa00a08bc][b:eaa00a08bc]my [/b:eaa00a08bc][/i:eaa00a08bc]rights????)lmao'),
(10822, 'fa2e25556d', '', 'LOL!\r\n\r\nI did...'),
(10824, '28604074b4', '', 'i dont like it'),
(10833, '8d86ff491f', '', 'I know how you feel budy. I have been spending alot of time with my familly lately. Take your time and we will see you when you get back. Give Summer a big kiss from all of us. Let her know we are totally supporting this. :P'),
(10834, '6da1cbe1f1', 'Thank you From Hounds Of Hell', 'I just wanted to say thank you for such a short notice on the scrimmage match. It was fun and educational for us. I really owe you guys a favor, so when you need it you got it.\r\n\r\nThanks again, You guys Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(10835, '9cd3f6b071', '', 'Thanks for having us.  It was fun!!   :D'),
(10837, 'ebd0a309f1', '', 'Yep, fun. Your clan played great.'),
(10840, '2f8bc8e5f1', '', 'Ditto bud! Call me if you need me, Ill be down! Hope we all can get together again this summer!'),
(12768, '5fef3be8b9', '', '[quote:5fef3be8b9="TTS_Chase"]Here is a list of the servers we are currently running if any of you would like to check them out:\r\n\r\n65.175.68.122 (TeamSpeak)\r\n65.175.68.122 (UT99 CTF Server)\r\n65.175.68.123 (UT99 CTF Rocket Server) \r\n65.175.68.124 (UT 99 Sniper Server) \r\n65.175.68.126 (U4 CTF Server) \r\n65.175.68.128 (UT 2K4 DM Server) \r\n65.175.68.129 (UT 2K4 CTF Server)\r\n65.175.68.130 (fear server)\r\n65.175.68.131 (quake4 server) \r\n65.175.68.132 (counter strike source server)\r\n\r\nPeace :!:[/quote:5fef3be8b9]\r\n\r\n\r\nOH kick him he is redirecting ROFL thats against the law LOL JK who does that remind ya of lol JK'),
(10848, 'db5ed2ec78', 'WED NITE PRACTICE -MAY 17TH-', 'Ok guys were going to do two practices this week so were adding on wed let make it @ 9pm est (thats 6pm PST, 8pm CST) Cya''ll there!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(12825, '8c1551747d', '', '[quote:8c1551747d="jimmyz"]Np Cali, moving...it sucks, just got to finish putting things away![/quote:8c1551747d]\r\n\r\n\r\nif yoy can get off the pc long enough that is  :P \r\n\r\nyou know the FaA is the best clan to deal with i found.'),
(12844, 'e793fcb9ce', '', 'GRANTED:but you will have to get a job like the other homos on this game \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI wish i was a real world top class #1 sniper'),
(12827, 'f06fc81f04', '', 'me too\r\n\r\nincreased hours at work \r\n\r\nthe new puppy\r\n\r\nthe new pc game \r\n\r\nthe new puppy\r\n\r\nthe new PS2 and games\r\n\r\nthe new puppy \r\n\r\nthe same old same old\r\n\r\nand if you read between the lines we got a new puppy at the humane society.\r\n\r\nshe is a scottie puppy named princess.'),
(12828, '846c71441d', '', 'Them and Doc!'),
(12829, '93592eeff1', 'SIG PWNAGE x 73742-39852-0373-75948752947529385298', 'FUCKING EH!'),
(10850, 'f7cdb5a680', '', 'Hi ya Lady :-)\r\n\r\nYour very welcome and feel free to ask again whenever ya''ll wanna practice if we all can make it we will! It benefits both clans so we also appreciate the invite last minute or not :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(10851, '9c85444c72', 'HOH Clan', 'Hey guys thanks for the friendly clan match guys it was lots of fun...........\r\n\r\n\r\n]-HOH-[Blood'),
(10852, 'ee99d030cb', '', '(((((((Postie))))))) we will all miss you tons it wont be the same with out you around :-( BUT family comes first for all us so we completely understand so take all the time you need we will be here when your ready to come back! \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(12823, 'eb4dd24a4b', '', 'Np Cali, moving...it sucks, just got to finish putting things away!'),
(12781, '69b0645d88', '', 'Diablo has gotten old to me i might give it a try how good its it necro??'),
(12782, '1933d2f33a', '', 'what necro you ate a penis??'),
(12783, '7d4f544046', '', 'THANKS SAURON!!!!'),
(12784, '806c525933', '', 'Congrats Granny Clai  :D  :D  :D  :D \r\n\r\nI havnt been around myself ..I can only get enough time to check the forums!\r\nHopefully be back on soon!\r\n\r\nSo has it kicked in yet being a new Grandma yet?\r\n\r\nHappy to hear everything went well or is goin well!'),
(12785, 'b85763979f', '', 'And with that post you have shown how truely retarded you are squirrel congrats lol jp'),
(10855, '248595ed93', 'WCK Clan', 'Last night Ace, myself, demon and Poorman played on WCK''s 2k4 sniper server and we got to talking to the guys ( one was name minion cant remember the other dudes name)who run their server while playing the game and they mentioned we should set up a rumble/match with them for UT99, I think that would be a blast and it would be good to get some kind of repetoir going with them so in the future we could do some 2k4 rumbles with them. So whaddya''ll think?? I am going to go to their site and post a hello and invite for them to visit us here and if ya''ll are game ill challenge them too. lemme knowk?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(10856, '25de555952', '', 'Yes it was!  Let''s do it again sometime!!  :D'),
(10857, '920184fc7d', '', 'P.S. Anyone know theyre website addy:????'),
(10858, '9a0a1f01f2', '', 'Cali, there name was WBK(West Bank Killas) and their web addy is www.wbkclan.com.\r\nThey seem like a fun bunch and I think a match would be cool!   :D'),
(10859, '51db2e6778', '', 'Indeed, I enjoyed that even though it wasn''t my match, thanks a lot to the dFb guys for letting me play and thanks to HOH who made it so much fun ^.^'),
(10861, '8459f8f632', '', '...And that''s 2AM GMT. See you there! :D'),
(10862, '86aebdc3f4', '', 'Hi, cheers! That was great fun, just posted in the other HOH thread. lol\r\n\r\nThanks again for letting me play, dFb.'),
(10866, 'c1d834c724', '', 'The ONLY time you guys dont play with us is in a match!! Other than that we are all brothers and sisters and you are welcomed wherever we are!! Now STFU and eat my ASS you furry little bastard.'),
(10868, '9ea2f47571', '', 'If you guys want to sign up, you can post the playlist on DoC forum or send it to me :D'),
(10869, '489da46ba0', '', 'Sorry I missed this. Sounds like you all had a great time. We will have to do it again sometime soon so I can join in on the fun!!'),
(12818, 'ce36228da1', 'PHOTOSHOP MADNESS', 'http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b235/hellllllsigs/?start=0\r\n\r\nthese are sigs that my buddy testicles has made, these are jsut a few out of hundreds, \r\nrabbit has some serious competition\r\nhe fucking owns with photoshop'),
(12819, '59abce0797', 'Niceness', ':-x  :-x  upyours'),
(12820, '99d42b77d8', '', '[quote:99d42b77d8="Necrophuck"]i have penis 8-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&gt; that long[/quote:99d42b77d8]\r\nThats pretty short on the computer screen and small and what are all those spaces in bettween and is the end really that pointy???'),
(12822, '0e05f63a26', '', 'Dont sweat it most of us have been away from the game. Summer everyone has stuff to do!'),
(10873, 'b1e2aea829', '', '[quote:b1e2aea829="MattMan"]Sorry I missed this. Sounds like you all had a great time. We will have to do it again sometime soon so I can join in on the fun!![/quote:b1e2aea829]\r\n\r\nGetting your Anus stretched again????'),
(10875, '9e05bf6558', '', 'As always, a match or rumble would be fun.'),
(10876, '4682d08726', '', 'I like 2 try 2K4'),
(10877, '84f2f27602', '', '[img:84f2f27602]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/screen.jpg[/img:84f2f27602]\r\n\r\nheres mine'),
(10878, '782c76fdd9', 'bAd WTF?', 'I am getting to the point where I dont like getting on TS or looking at the forum anymore, I am so sick of bAd ! If it was up to me I would cut them lose copy there forum give it to them, say there you go! Have them go out get there own server,web add., web site. Lets see If last longer then kTk lol. My money says it last 4 weeks then done!'),
(10879, 'e7176876e0', '', 'Its mostly over now.'),
(10881, '883b61a7bb', '', 'Two weeks maybe three and it will be back!'),
(10882, 'd6769c368e', '', 'Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ Cha Ninja made a new one???????\r\n\r\nWait while I post mine, scarface you got a download for that?'),
(10883, '969ce4b37b', '', '[img:969ce4b37b]http://home.btconnect.com/monolith/pwnt1.JPG[/img:969ce4b37b]'),
(10884, '259a7e5501', '', '<img src="http://mattman69.com/images/desktop2.JPG">'),
(10885, '32aceb1163', '', 'Here yah go rabbit\r\n\r\nhttp://www.wincustomize.com/download.aspx?LibID=1&amp;SkinID=5608'),
(10887, 'fdb207f2bd', '', 'I have it already thanks. ^^\r\n\r\nGot it off google the second I saw it on your desktop :P'),
(10888, 'ee9805f6ff', '', 'Tis now 2AM GMT, I''m online but we don''t seem to be doing practice :(\r\n\r\nI''ve got work tomorrow and I can''t keep staying up this late it''s unhealthy. I''ll try and be on for tomorrow''s practice if we are deffinately playing.'),
(10889, '2de7e1f56e', '', 'I made it for practice but no Cali :('),
(10890, 'c60eee7304', '', 'Me too,'),
(10891, '2c98f1f4e3', '', 'Ouch .....that sounds like pain.............lol'),
(10892, '816c9e0c1c', '', 'He likes it.'),
(10894, '86b6b18cd4', '', 'Sorry, but I was glued to the TV watching the cavs beat detroit. :D'),
(10895, 'bb052f6fd3', '', 'We have a site up and running now :D\r\n\r\nhttp://www.docsniperclan.com/dockerstourney/index.html'),
(10897, '055f44d4fb', '', '[quote:055f44d4fb="MattMan"]I made it for practice but no Cali :([/quote:055f44d4fb]\r\n\r\nOoooh I knew ya wouldnt let me get away with that Mr mattmanLOL I am soooooo sorry everyone Ii toTALLY FOKKED UP I fell asleep around 5 pm and didnt wake up till 9 pm, i know theres no excuse and i hope ya''ll arent to upset with me and I promise not to miss another one again k?????\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(10902, '37e778078f', '', 'matt you homo, how did you get the start bar to say your name and make it black.!!??? TEACH ME'),
(10904, '40381bbe75', '', 'Hey necro next time you get bored just go through your settings and you''ll find it sooner than you think its not hard at all'),
(10905, '111d7ddab3', '', 'Sweet job on the sig demonkiller you have come a long way'),
(10907, 'ea139c6119', '', 'ive gone thtough my settings who knows how many times, im nto a computer geek'),
(10912, 'b80ea779f3', '', '[quote:b80ea779f3="Cali"][quote:b80ea779f3="MattMan"]I made it for practice but no Cali :([/quote:b80ea779f3]\r\n\r\nOoooh I knew ya wouldnt let me get away with that Mr mattmanLOL I am soooooo sorry everyone Ii toTALLY FOKKED UP I fell asleep around 5 pm and didnt wake up till 9 pm, i know theres no excuse and i hope ya''ll arent to upset with me and I promise not to miss another one again k?????\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:b80ea779f3]\r\n\r\nPut that hot avatar back on and we will forgive you this time! :twisted:'),
(10915, 'e0b9a29768', '', '[quote:e0b9a29768="jimmyz"]I like 2 try 2K4[/quote:e0b9a29768]\r\n\r\nI agree. :P'),
(10916, '8a2d345c2f', '', 'I''m not here as much as I would like to be but, all I read about is the {bAd} clan wanting this and wanting that.  I''m getting pretty tired of it too. I hope this is over soon. Maybe I should take the name away from them. After all, I made the name up and called it that because it went along with {dFb}. Let them start from scratch.  :evil:'),
(10917, 'a0c306e89d', '', 'i wonder if it would be ok for bad to get into this action?'),
(10921, '49c6d21e95', '', 'you have to edit the explorer.exe system file with a resource hacker to get it to change the name. As for the color I edited the original startbutton in paint shop pro and made a slightly modified XP theme.'),
(10922, '300f660fce', '', '[quote:300f660fce="jimmyz"]I like 2 try 2K4[/quote:300f660fce]\r\n\r\nI third that...I think im ready to try it out!'),
(10923, '4f451b55f0', '', '[quote:4f451b55f0="MikeAnime"]i wonder if it would be ok for bad to get into this action?[/quote:4f451b55f0]\r\n\r\nBetter make sure that your members even have 2k4...'),
(10924, 'a069d7281c', '', 'PoorMan Wrote:\r\n[quote:a069d7281c]Sorry, but I was glued to the TV watching the cavs beat detroit. Very Happy[/quote:a069d7281c]\r\n\r\nGooooooooooooo Cavs!'),
(10925, '0da90222fb', '', '[quote:0da90222fb="GreenMan"]I''m not here as much as I would like to be but, all I read about is the {bAd} clan wanting this and wanting that.  I''m getting pretty tired of it too. I hope this is over soon. Maybe I should take the name away from them. After all, I made the name up and called it that because it went along with {dFb}. Let them start from scratch.  :evil:[/quote:0da90222fb]\r\n\r\nI think the copyright on the name has expired!!!!!'),
(10926, 'f3704350f0', '', 'geek\r\nwhat the hell is a resource hacker'),
(10927, 'e1baaa72f6', '', 'I totally agree Jimmy expecially the damn forums...Fucking Spam after Spam after Spam...Atleast I know what Members posts I DON''T Need to look at!\r\nI admit I even deleted some stupid topics because it was just a spam fest in it!\r\nThnik we should put this up for a vote?\r\n\r\nDoes this mean were goin to end up like Baba and Mako....lol?'),
(10928, '4062874e4c', '', 'Put what up for a vote?? You cant just start something then can it because it gets a little annoying??? If that was the case, I wouldnt have a wife, kids, dogs, or friends and I wouldnt go to work.'),
(12857, '01faa60efe', 'sorry again', 'russain girls are hot!!!'),
(12858, '87029b5575', 'nicee', 'i like what i see mannnnn\r\nniceeeeeeee'),
(12859, 'c9d4e674a7', '6-0', 'argentina just won 6-0 serbia...\r\nand if u don''t know serbia is a good team...\r\nremember what i tell you, argentina will be in the semi final at least...\r\nwow that was amazing game'),
(10945, '9f0b04b43d', '', 'I just checked them out and their full of shit....plus their 2k4 not 99! I say tell them to fuck off until they get some real talent! :)'),
(10946, '34e5e1a54a', '', '[quote:34e5e1a54a="Katana"][quote:34e5e1a54a="Bitch_Killer"]Put what up for a vote?? You cant just start something then can it because it gets a little annoying??? If that was the case, I wouldnt have a wife, kids, dogs, or friends and I wouldnt go to work.[/quote:34e5e1a54a]\r\n\r\nJesus Christ be realistic.....This is a game no matter how you look at it! You wife and kids and your crappy job are your real life so of course your not going to quit it!\r\nThese guys have been bitching, whining and causing trouble on other clans servers, not only giving them a bad name but us aswell! Guarantee that this will end..You can''t can you!?\r\n\r\nPersonally I would rather have Jimmy on ts then any member of bAd. I don''t even care to jump on ts anymore myself unless one of us is there!.\r\n\r\nThis has been more than alittle annoying...everytime I  look at the web site theres nothing but a shit load of spam everywhere and  having to find the posts that need to be responded too i have to weed through a few minutes of crap to get to it.. I can only read for about 15 minutes at a time so theres times I have to come back after my eyes are done burning to continue reading all the spam thats in the forums!\r\n\r\nI done bitching you all wont see me til sunday at our whnie fest of a match\r\n\r\nAnd one more thing...Havent anyone noticed that we don''t get together like we used too and play late since these guys started coming around more often\r\nMay just be me[/quote:34e5e1a54a]\r\n\r\nI agree with &quot;its just a game&quot; but we moved outside of that aspect when we started renting servers and selling stuff, wether you want to admit or not, its now a business and it has to be managed like a business. I also believe things are going pretty good for us.\r\n\r\nI do most of the damage control when someone fucks up at another server, so no one else has to deal with it.\r\n\r\nWe are not on allot right now because its summer, things will pick up again in the fall. Some of the guys annoy me as well, thats what other channels in TS are for!'),
(10950, 'fd8675f5ad', '', 'ROFL ROFL ROFL, ill ask testicles if hes played against these guys, which im sure he has, and then ill see how good they are'),
(10951, 'fc14859f70', '', 'how does the site not render properly? works fine for me,....plus this is one of the best lookign sites i have come across'),
(10952, '81c077eec8', '', 'I just went over there and posted, they are funny, their whole website is like that.'),
(10953, 'afe009edfb', '', 'ok so if they are a defaults weapons clan, testicles, would rape them a new asshole! lmao, i would also like to state that testicles, is better with default waepons, than he his with the sniper, and some of you knwo how good he is with that, ill get him to go over there and show them a thing or two'),
(10954, '94a842af66', '', 'heres a quick challenge, play 2k4 on 150 game speed with god like bots on instagib, see if you can pull an unstoppable, or mabye evern a godlike'),
(10955, 'fcb948e2a1', '', 'i dont knwo if he got an unstobbale or godlike but i knwo he wins alot, i jsut tried it, and the best i got was 3'),
(10956, '23f50f1f7a', '', '... someone help me i wanna learn this shit'),
(10958, '069651e864', '', 'Here is the resourse hacker\r\nhttp://www.angusj.com/resourcehacker/\r\n \r\nwelcome retard\r\n\r\nand the menu isnt that hard if you can make sigs than changin the menu SHOULD be a breeze'),
(10959, 'efc4f455e8', '', 'still cool animation on it'),
(10960, 'cdc740539d', 'test animation', 'test test'),
(10964, 'e449e6fea0', '', 'Sorry guys. I work tomorrow so I can''t make it tonight. I''ll see you tomorrow afternoon.'),
(10965, 'b1f4980f8e', '', 'can someone tell me y it dosen''t work...im too lazy to find out myself'),
(10966, 'ecc77959ab', '', 'Gotcha.....'),
(10967, '05a2e6a52e', '', 'dont know what you did wrong but here is the code try copy and pasting it into ur sig box\r\n[code:1:05a2e6a52e]&#91;img&#93;http&#58;//x1.putfile.com/9/25514385443.gif&#91;/img&#93;[/code:1:05a2e6a52e]\r\nit looks cool to\r\n[img:05a2e6a52e]http://x1.putfile.com/9/25514385443.gif[/img:05a2e6a52e]'),
(10970, 'eec71056f7', 'Is this good???', '[img:eec71056f7]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/bad-stuff/images/EvilSigInYoFaceBitch.gif[/img:eec71056f7]');

