I rear-ended another car this morning.

I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it! He was a DWARF!

He looked up at me and said &quot;I'm NOT Happy!&quot;

So I said, &quot;OK, then, which one ARE you?&quot;

And that's how the fight started…