CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. 
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He 
answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She 
directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he 
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some 
tampons for your wife?
He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife 
to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back 
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's 
sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my 
own .......... so does she!