...Love Story..... 

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married 
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping 
room on a transcontinental train. 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they 
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper 
bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over 
and gently woke the woman saying, &quot;Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but 
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a 
second blanket? I'm awfully cold.&quot; 

&quot;I have a better idea,&quot; she replied. &quot;Just for tonight, 
let's pretend that we're married.&quot; 

&quot;Wow! That's a great idea!&quot; he exclaimed. 

&quot;Good,&quot; she replied. &quot;Get your own fucking blanket.&quot; 

After a moment of silence, he farted. 

THE END