My First Day as a Wal-Mart Greeter:

A very ugly woman walked into my Wal-Mart with her two kids.

Me: &quot;Are they twins?&quot;

Ugly Woman: &quot;No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?&quot;

Me: &quot;No, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice.&quot;