Two women were playing golf. One teed off and 
watched in horror as her ball headed directly 
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. 
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately 
clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to 
the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. 

The woman rushed down to the man, and 
immediately began to apologize. &quot;Please allow me 
to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I 
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,&quot; 
she told him. 

&quot;Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few 
minutes,&quot; the man replied. He was in obvious 
agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his 
hands together at his groin. At her persistence, 
however, he finally allowed her to help. 

She gently took his hands away and laid them to 
the side, loosened his pants and put her hands 
inside. She administered tender and artful 
massage for several long moments and asked, 
&quot;How does that feel&quot;? 

He replied, &quot;It feels great, but my thumb still 
hurts like hell!&quot;