The dentist pulls out a Novocain syringe with needle to give me numbing shot.

&quot;No way! No needles. I hate needles!&quot;.

So, the dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and again I object…&quot;I can't do the gas thing either, the thought of the gas mask makes me feel like I’m suffocating!&quot;

The dentist then asks me if I have any objection to taking a pill. &quot;I have no objection with that, I'm fine with pills.&quot;

The dentist then returns and says, &quot;Here's a Viagra tablet.&quot;

I said, &quot;Wow!! I didn't know Viagra worked as a painkiller!&quot;

&quot;It doesn't&quot;, said the dentist, &quot;But it's going to give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!”