A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:
&quot;I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.&quot;

She answers,
&quot;My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.&quot;

&quot;We l l, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.&quot;

She responds,
&quot;Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.&quot;

The cab driver is very excited and says,
&quot;Yes, I'm single and Catholic!&quot;

&quot;OK&quot; the nun says. &quot;Pull into the next alley.&quot;

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush.

But when the y get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

&quot;My dear child,&quot; says the nun, &quot;why are you crying?&quot;

&quot;Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish.&quot; ;

;

;

The nun says, &quot;That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.&quot;