Top 15 Country Songs: 

15. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine 

14. Its Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day long 

13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 

12. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 

11. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 

10. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 

9. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 

8. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 

7. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 

6. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 

5. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 

3. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 

And the Number #1 country song is. . . . 

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few!