Okay guys, this is an entertaining thing I saw on another board. Basically, someone makes a wish. The next poster grants it, but with a horrible unexpected twist to it just like out of a Twilight Zone episode. Then that poster makes their own wish. 

Example: 
&quot;I wish I was in Dixie&quot;
&quot;Granted. But it's 1830 and you're black.&quot;

or 

&quot;I wish I had a bigger penis&quot; 
&quot;Granted, but now you're in prison since Mattman choked to death on it.&quot; 

Got the idea? Good. Here goes. 

I wish I was filthy rich.