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(50948, '61b75dc6a0', '', 'Music of mine =\r\nhttp://www.last.fm/user/REnancy/\r\n\r\nDay - Day outfits usually consist of =\r\nShorts &amp; Witty slogan Ts\r\n\r\nSo I certainly wouldn''t class myself with them.\r\nBut yeah\r\nThanks for the welcomes =D'),
(50949, '40ee4fbb6c', '', '[quote=&quot;bubbles&quot;]incredibly average 120 here![/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nI''m sure it''s got nothing to do with the test being unreliable.\r\n\r\n[/sarcasm]'),
(50950, '88e6ada759', 'Re: Windows Vista', '[quote=&quot;poorman&quot;]Hi everyone!  Been busy.  Hope all is going well here.  \r\n\r\nVista, should we upgrade right away?[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nStay away from Vista. *Everyone* I know that had it, no matter how enthusiastic they''ve been about it have gotten rid of it. Everyone.\r\n\r\nThe speech thingy provides a week of entertainment, but that''s it.'),
(50951, '1f477a92d3', '', '[img:1f477a92d3]http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/images/iq.jpg[/img:1f477a92d3]'),
(50952, '2b4771abc9', '', 'ok :P'),
(50953, '90d51c5e59', '', '[img:90d51c5e59]http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1946/dfbmetalmikesn5.png[/img:90d51c5e59]\r\n[code:1:90d51c5e59]&#91;img&#93;http&#58;//img525.imageshack.us/img525/1946/dfbmetalmikesn5.png&#91;/img&#93;[/code:1:90d51c5e59]\r\n\r\n[img:90d51c5e59]http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6062/dfbmetammodmikepo6.png[/img:90d51c5e59]\r\n[code:1:90d51c5e59]&#91;img&#93;http&#58;//img508.imageshack.us/img508/6062/dfbmetammodmikepo6.png&#91;/img&#93;[/code:1:90d51c5e59]'),
(50954, 'c0fadcc98c', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]i love my avatar, i laughed forever wen i saw it[/quote]\r\nWith a little help from demonkiller we tracked down the original video it came from.\r\nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=dhy0tIbGs_0 = TV show  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40 = edit - there''s a few remixes and whatnot on youtube of just the part you used too.'),
(50955, '6c5c31ff59', '', 'HHMMMMM...........ur not smoking pot are you?'),
(50956, '7657bb0125', '', 'Vern is a dicktard. They did not like us when we where BS and or dFb cause we kicked there ass! If you talk to other clans they dont play against wolf either.'),
(50958, 'a158d8e971', 'I liked this one!', 'Disorder In The Court\r\n\r\n\r\nThese are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are\r\nthings people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and\r\nnow published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm\r\nwhile these exchanges were actually taking place.\r\n\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: No, I just lie there.\r\n\r\n____________________________________________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Yes.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: I forget.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?\r\n\r\n_____________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: He said, ''Where am I, Cathy?''\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: My name is Susan!\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: We both do.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Voodoo?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: We do.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: You do?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Yes, voodoo.\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn''t it true that when a person dies in his\r\nsleep, he doesn''t know about it until the next morning?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?\r\n\r\n____________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Uh, he''s twenty-one.\r\n\r\n________________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Are you shitt''in me?\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Yes.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Uh.... I was gett''in laid!\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: She had three children, right?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Yes.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: How many were boys?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: None.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Were there any girls?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Are you shitt''in me? Your Honor, I think I need a\r\ndifferent attorney. Can I get a new attorney?\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: By death.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Guess.\r\n\r\n_____________________________________\r\n\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a\r\ndeposition notice which I sent to your attorney?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on\r\ndead people?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would\r\nyou like to rephrase that?\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Oral.\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was\r\ndoing an autopsy on him!\r\n\r\n____________________________________________\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?\r\n\r\n______________________________________\r\n\r\n--- And the best for last: ---\r\n\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check\r\nfor a pulse?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: No.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: No.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: No.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when\r\nyou began the autopsy?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: No.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.\r\n\r\nATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?\r\n\r\nWITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and\r\npracticing law.'),
(50959, '36fd94dc3a', '', 'MFAOOooo\r\nthe voodoo one ...omg!\r\nfunny'),
(50960, 'c8a5671bc4', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]HHMMMMM...........ur not smoking pot are you?[/quote]\r\n\r\nWere u askin me tht?'),
(50961, '789f1a06f1', '', 'YA....'),
(56022, 'c3e25ff661', 'WiFi Windsurfer Benchmark', 'Ok so im board. \r\n\r\nI decided to make a post on the perfomance of my WiFi connection with &amp; without the\r\nWindsurfer parabolic antenna adapter.\r\n\r\nTest Without the Windsurfer:\r\n[URL=http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9123/nowindsurfergraphnh5.jpg][img:c3e25ff661]http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9123/nowindsurfergraphnh5.th.jpg[/img:c3e25ff661][/URL]\r\n\r\n\r\nTest With the Windsurfer installed:\r\n[URL=http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7189/withwindsurfergraphym7.jpg][img:c3e25ff661]http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7189/withwindsurfergraphym7.th.jpg[/img:c3e25ff661][/URL]\r\n\r\n\r\nThe results:  \r\nYou can see i get about  6 to 8 dB m gain with the Windsurfer.  You can also see in the\r\nresults I had a steady connection without being dropped--not like without using the \r\n&quot;Windsurfer&quot;.\r\n\r\nSo, if you are using WiFi, this Cheap little WiFi antenna adapter actually works not like some of the people on the internet that tested it and claim it doesn''t work.  They just\r\ndon''t know how to use it... You actually have to point this puppy in the direction of the \r\nAP (Access Point). ...Damn Idiots...'),
(50963, '45a05325bf', '', 'Those are funny!!  :D'),
(50964, '7a6ec1f0ad', '3 women in Mexico', 'Three Women in Mexico \r\n\r\nThree women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, \r\nget drunk, and wake up in jail only to find that they are to be executed \r\nin the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the  night before. \r\n\r\nThe first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is  asked if she has \r\nany last words. She says, &quot;I just graduated from  Brigham Young University and \r\nbelieve in the almighty power of God to intervene on the Behalf of the innocent.&quot; \r\nThey throw the  switch, and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor \r\non their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. \r\n\r\nThe second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last  words. &quot;I just graduated \r\nfrom the Harvard School of Law, and I believe in  the power of justice to intervene \r\non the part of theInnocent.&quot; They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. \r\nAgain, They all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. \r\n\r\nThe last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,  &quot;Well, I''m \r\nfrom the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in \r\nElectrical Engineering, and I''ll tell ya right now, ya''ll ain''t gonna Electrocute \r\nnobody if you don''t plug the thing in.'),
(50965, 'baa3ebd6f4', '', 'chalk one up to the blondes of the world! lol'),
(50966, 'e0cb4c66bb', '', 'thats good! but kinda sad, huh!'),
(50967, '4c6bc7104e', 'heres proof on mikeys gameplay', '[img:4c6bc7104e]http://smartscript.webgeekshosting.com/clickclick.jpg[/img:4c6bc7104e]'),
(50968, 'e9ccc333e0', '', 'Well, I''ve never known a lawyer to actually be smarter than the person he''s defending/prosecuting, haha, they just spent, and charge.. more money learning things somebody else already knows. LOL'),
(50969, 'b4518e6436', '', 'HAHA! good one!!   :lol:'),
(50970, 'c28c40a90f', '', 'i think even MikeAnime doing better than that\r\nLOL'),
(50971, 'aa9353527c', '', 'LMFAOoooo'),
(50972, '149da00266', '', 'lol... well are you? dillian....'),
(50974, '55d0c97ab6', 'BMX Fun Time', 'me and my friends whent out to do some jumps and tracks\r\nWe took a video (Finally) and here where the results\r\n\r\n-Brakes broke in half\r\n-Couple booboos\r\n-KIck ass video\r\n\r\nIm not in this video alot but we are going out another day to make another video (With me in it alot) Im the one with the Vagabond BMX and the glasses :P i captured all of the video and edited it all\r\n\r\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JCoyvrWtU8'),
(50975, 'b048c57cec', 'Rumble With [RSA]', 'Yo guys wonder if your up for a rumble with [RSA]\r\n\r\nShould be a laugh add me if your interested\r\n\r\nBig_S42@hotmail.co.uk\r\n\r\nThanks [RSA]Big_S\r\n\r\nhttp://www.clanrsa.net/   ut99 Clan  :lol:'),
(50976, 'b18f78d836', '', 'nice job with the video kido...\r\nnext time make sure you are in it'),
(50977, '7d47fb50b7', '', 'You guys were hitting those jumps like little girls.. Shit when I was your age I was jumping cars and could wheely for miles.. Maybe I should drive up there and show you how its done.'),
(50978, '672692f465', '', 'Great Job!!  :D'),
(50979, 'd9cb3883d5', '', 'Mattman''s just angry because he''s old and flabby.  He''d probably get about 10 feet on a bike and be out of breath.\r\n\r\nNice video for the most part - wasn''t crazy about the part that looked like you were runnin around the track with the cam but really I think it''s pretty good :)  Your dad should get you a motorcycle  merockon2'),
(50980, '81460da89b', '', 'hehe... and I can picture Reese Witherspoon as that blonde\r\n[img:81460da89b]http://busstop.typepad.com/blog/images/legally_blonde_2_1.jpg[/img:81460da89b]'),
(50981, '1983d7801d', '', 'of coarse not!!'),
(50982, '0977d694c4', '', 'ya man buy my bike:P YZ80, to ballsy for u tho probably , btw brandon is the 1 tht looks like hes got down syndrome, lmao, j/k, i forget who said tht but it was hilarious, mighta been me, not sure.'),
(50983, 'e8e93377c6', '', 'lmao tht was obviously photoshoped!!'),
(50984, '3be3d4439a', '', 'The 29000+ deaths?\r\n\r\n\r\nIf that was a bot, than it''s the suicidal bot error, I''m guessing. I''ve seen a bot suicide in numbers as much as 200 000... was a small map. Bot meat all around :D'),
(50985, 'c94476bb0a', '', 'yeah its a good video, I wasnt in it alot because my friends didnt know how to fucking press a button! so i had to do it all the time and we didnt have alot of the good jumps in that video just the track for the most part, and im trying to get my mom to buy me a dirt bike (only a 125 cc)'),
(50986, '62a8e00366', '', 'we know you are!\r\nlol'),
(50987, '25977e783b', '', '[img:25977e783b]http://www.burnetteinteractive.com/images/iq.jpg[/img:25977e783b]\r\n\r\n:O im smarter than i thought'),
(50988, '16e34e7208', '', 'lol, if ur just learnin how to ride 1 ur gonna kill urself, and those are big, i rode 1 last yr, and i couldnt even get on it and it scared the hell outta me'),
(50989, 'c031e39798', 'pre ordered', 'they say the game is listed to come out novemeber 1st. i say bs, what do you think?'),
(50990, '4ab957de54', 'god of war 2?', 'anyone bought it yet. Ive got the first one and i love it. Ive been trying to hold off on buying. the guy at my eb games says it rocks but he wants me to buy all kinds os shit in there because he works there\r\n\r\nshould i get it or not?'),
(50991, '9b3b97014f', '', '[quote:9b3b97014f]AnyDVD HD can act as an HDCP stripper, removing the requirement for you to own an HDCP compliant graphics card and HDCP compliant monitor in order to playback your Blu-ray and HD DVD disks at full resolution.[/quote:9b3b97014f]\r\nhttp://wesleytech.com/hdcp-stripper-anydvd-hd/202/\r\nhttp://www.slysoft.com/en/ - anydvd''s website'),
(50992, 'dedbd3c88e', '', 'I hope they will release the game on time, but I will not pre-order it or buy right away. I''ll first download it and get familiar with UnrealEd, UnrealScript and the technology in general and will wait for some feedback from others :P'),
(50993, 'd8d63a6bc1', '', 'My brother just finished playing it and it looks good, I''m gonna buy it when I get home, graphics were great.'),
(50994, 'f3f205fd74', '', '[quote:f3f205fd74] Congratulations, Janez!\r\nYour IQ score is 126\r\n\r\nThis number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.\r\n\r\nYour Intellectual Type is Precision Processor. This means you''re exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You''re also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that''s just some of what we know about you from your test results.\r\n[/quote:f3f205fd74]\r\n\r\n\r\nProvided I blank guessed just about every question that required me to look into the dictionary for meaning of English words. No, my mother language is not English :P\r\n\r\n\r\nBut I still don''t believe in this crap, a larger test has to be conducted.'),
(50995, '97a13571da', '', '[quote=&quot;RisingFury&quot;][quote:97a13571da] Congratulations, Janez!\r\nYour IQ score is 126\r\n\r\nThis number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.\r\n\r\nYour Intellectual Type is Precision Processor. This means you''re exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You''re also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that''s just some of what we know about you from your test results.\r\n[/quote:97a13571da]\r\n\r\n\r\nProvided I blank guessed just about every question that required me to look into the dictionary for meaning of English words. No, my mother language is not English :P\r\n\r\n\r\nBut I still don''t believe in this crap, a larger test has to be conducted.[/quote]\r\n\r\ni agree, i think its an ok test to determine  basic intelligence, but not enough to deem who is smart and who isnt. what if someone is very knowledgable in alot of things but doesnt score well on that? does that make them stupid?'),
(50996, '88d37fa0d8', '', ':O i watched a video on youtube earlier when kratos fights the colossus of rhodes i think it was and it was amazing\r\n\r\n\r\nim so getting this game'),
(50997, 'e25e0daeab', '', 'They have pushed up the release date so many times I don''t know what to think.. I''m not gonna preorder it but when it finally does come out i''ll be running my skinny little ass to the store to grab me a copy :)'),
(50998, 'b94db71cad', '', 'The game looks awesome, I''ll prolly download it for my ps2 and burn me a copy. I almost never buy console games cause they cost way to much and I hardly ever have the time to play them. UT keeps me pretty busy.\r\n\r\nIf your into console modding/hacking check out my ps2/xbox site: http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ps2/\r\nlots of good guides on how to do some cool shit.'),
(50999, '20f2b358f3', '', 'nice j00r getting linked! i actually modded one of my ps2''s and then sold it instead of the unmodded one &gt;&lt; that was pretty retarded of me. i havent gotten around to modding my current one.'),
(51000, '27a0865334', '', 'well i preordered because for some reason theres a large amount of ut heads where i live but yet i cant find a lan to save my life. one of my friends whores 2k4 like mad, maybe you have played him (::tb::RuffRider:: or something like that) but he got all retarded on me for some reason :\\\r\n\r\nanyways, if i dont preorder i wont get a copy for a while lol'),
(51001, '4ab436ded6', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]They have pushed up the release date so many times I don''t know what to think.. I''m not gonna preorder it but when it finally does come out i''ll be running my skinny little ass to the store to grab me a copy :)[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nI don''t think there has ever been an official release date :P'),
(51002, 'c4a1d2dccc', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;][quote=&quot;RisingFury&quot;][quote:c4a1d2dccc] Congratulations, Janez!\r\nYour IQ score is 126\r\n\r\nThis number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.\r\n\r\nYour Intellectual Type is Precision Processor. This means you''re exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You''re also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that''s just some of what we know about you from your test results.\r\n[/quote:c4a1d2dccc]\r\n\r\n\r\nProvided I blank guessed just about every question that required me to look into the dictionary for meaning of English words. No, my mother language is not English :P\r\n\r\n\r\nBut I still don''t believe in this crap, a larger test has to be conducted.[/quote]\r\n\r\ni agree, i think its an ok test to determine  basic intelligence, but not enough to deem who is smart and who isnt. what if someone is very knowledgable in alot of things but doesnt score well on that? does that make them stupid?[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nThere is a difference between being smart and intelligent. Anyone can be smart by sitting down and reading books and learning a lot of data, but not everyone can be intelligent. \r\n\r\nI think this test is not good enough. The last time I took an IQ test, it was like... 300 questions or something like that :P\r\nIncluding limited time... they also tested other skills, like sense for 3D space and the speed you can write with :P\r\n\r\n\r\nThey told me I was above average, but didn''t tell me the exact score I got.'),
(51003, '834fbce449', '', 'smart vs intelligent vs stupid....\r\nyeah... you mean like how I could have googled all the answers I missed to ace the thing but didn''t?  hahahaha guess I''m stupid :)'),
(51004, 'a19997fa9f', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]lmao tht was obviously photoshoped!![/quote]\r\n\r\nWhatever you''ve played with him in the game you know how he does.'),
(51005, '7018dd3c22', '', 'well according to my guy at EB the *official* (lawl yeah we all know what official means to epic) is nov 1st\r\n\r\nEDIT: ut3 will be using DX10 yes? if so Ill need to buy a video card that DX10 compatible.'),
(51006, '724cde2a42', '', 'ya and he kicked me from the game or ts for thinkin i was cheatin wen i was just relly pwnin him, thts y its probably photoshoped'),
(51007, '867747098d', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]smart vs intelligent vs stupid....\r\nyeah... you mean like how I could have googled all the answers I missed to ace the thing but didn''t?  hahahaha guess I''m stupid :)[/quote]\r\n\r\ngoogle FTW :D\r\n\r\ni scored fairly well, but sometimes im so dumb, like ill put glass cleaner in the fridge and not even know it &gt;&lt;'),
(51008, '5d0ba62e54', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;][quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]smart vs intelligent vs stupid....\r\nyeah... you mean like how I could have googled all the answers I missed to ace the thing but didn''t?  hahahaha guess I''m stupid :)[/quote]\r\n\r\ngoogle FTW :D\r\n\r\ni scored fairly well, but sometimes im so dumb, like ill put glass cleaner in the fridge and not even know it &gt;&lt;[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nI told you to stay away from that old medications bag...  :-x'),
(51009, 'ae49b8cccb', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]well according to my guy at EB the *official* (lawl yeah we all know what official means to epic) is nov 1st\r\n\r\nEDIT: ut3 will be using DX10 yes? if so Ill need to buy a video card that DX10 compatible.[/quote]\r\n\r\nWell, if I was Epic, I''d release the D3D9 and 10. And in settings you could select that to use :P\r\n\r\nThere will be a while before people actually upgrade to GeForce 8800''s or such, if I was them, I''d take that into account. :P'),
(51010, 'd5708cd949', '', 'well thats because ur a sissy, a 125 is that big and i know how to ride one jeez'),
(51011, 'b663967abd', 'aimbotter', '[img:b663967abd]http://image.bayimg.com/ja/ci/ha/ab/c.jpg[/img:b663967abd]'),
(51012, '0429f91c87', '', 'yep another one usuing Aimbot'),
(51013, '45261b0a6e', '', 'thats exactly what i was thinking about yesterday, because i dont want to buy the game and then not be able to play it because i dont have a DX10 video card. that would make me pissed lol'),
(51014, '7f6aa77e96', '', 'WATCH OUT!!! BRAIN TRUST COMMIN THRU!!!!\r\n\r\nlol its usually because im daydreaming about the following in no particular order:\r\n\r\n1. kelly clarkson\r\n2. video games\r\n3. kelly clarkson\r\n4. eating\r\n5. kelly clarkson\r\n6. music\r\n\r\nlol :P'),
(51015, '2c17d276b4', '', 'a 125 is big? i guess it depends on your size really. biggest thing i ever rode was this old suzuki quadzilla. it was 500cc of 2stroke haul ass. i got clocked doing 105 down this road on it Oo. good vid btw.'),
(51016, 'f6396a32b3', '', 'No, I bet your order is more like this:\r\n\r\n1. Kelly Clarkson\r\n2. Kelly Clarkson\r\n3. Kelly Clarkson\r\n4. Kelly Clarkson\r\n5. Kelly Clarkson\r\n6. Kelly Clarkson\r\n\r\n:D'),
(51017, '1c7f76bbeb', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]thats exactly what i was thinking about yesterday, because i dont want to buy the game and then not be able to play it because i dont have a DX10 video card. that would make me pissed lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt''s possible there will also be OpenGl render... :P'),
(51018, 'ba155f608a', '', 'if i had a job i''d have a 250 four stroke, but i dont so im stuck with my 80'),
(51019, '5e8556d7ce', '', 'ermm......no way.................................ok yeah xD'),
(51020, 'df377c5957', '', 'the new 4 strokes are much faster than they used to be. i used to have a suzuki quadracer 4 wheeler. it wasnt the fastest but it was fast. i had a ported and polished head, and hand coned pipe, and some racing reeds and what not. i raced this dude on a yamaha raptor and got owned hardcore. that thing was fast and it was pretty much stock, he had i think a aftermarket shit pipe.'),
(51021, 'f20f7917c1', '', 'I''m pretty sure from what I read that Direct x 9 &amp; 10 will be supported. If you google it there are a number of articles about it.'),
(51022, '2f95dd277d', '', 'A long time ago.... I had a Suzuki DS100.  1979 model or so.  Those things were massive back then and I was about 5''5&quot; when I got it and had no problems.  The newer bikes are leaner and more powerful I''m sure but I don''t know how they are for seat height in comparison to that old thing.  It felt underpowered to me but I had no problem launching it... trying to do crazy tricks with it was pretty much out of the question though because it wouldn''t stay up in the air very long.  I only ever hurt myself once (over the 3 or 4 years I was able to keep it in good shape - parts were hard to find) when I landed and my foot slipped off the peg - broke a bone in right little toe... it only hurt when I walked and it wasn''t pure agony unless I tried to run.  I don''t think it healed as good as it would have if I would have just not walked on it for 2 weeks :P\r\n[url=http://videosean.gotgeeks.com/1978_DS100_yell_Aus_720.jpg][img:2f95dd277d]http://videosean.gotgeeks.com/1978_DS100_yell_Aus_500.jpg[/img:2f95dd277d][/url]\r\nDS 100 1978\r\nOverall Length:\r\nOverall Width:\r\nOverall Height:\r\nSeat Height:\r\nWheelbase:\r\nDry Weight:\r\nEngine type: 98cc air-cooled single-cylinder 2-stroke, piston and reed valve. \r\n   11 hp (8.2 kW)/ 8,000 rpm, 10.1 Nm (1.03 kg-m)/ 7,000 rpm.'),
(51023, '0104817971', '', 'lol i got a 1987 DS80 sittin in my shed, new motor and everything, askin 800$, but rite now i got a 1997 YZ80, pretty good bike, fast to, gonna sell it this summer, 1500$ or so, gonna upgrade to a yz250f or yz125, only YAMAHA!!!!!!!'),
(51024, 'dc2c7424e9', '', 'honda or suzuki \r\n\r\nF\r\nT\r\nW\r\n\r\nxD jk guys there all good bikes anymore, its all on the rider nowadays, no more of that works crap.'),
(51025, '631b015d79', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]I''m pretty sure from what I read that Direct x 9 &amp; 10 will be supported. If you google it there are a number of articles about it.[/quote]\r\n\r\nWell, than there''s nothing to worry about :P\r\n\r\nAll cards now support DX9 :P'),
(51026, '21c4764c4b', '', 'w00t\r\n\r\n\r\ni still need a new card anyways but that fact that it will be dx9 compatible makes it easier to find a card that doesnt require me selling my son and cutting off my arm to get it'),
(51027, 'a1d71b5323', 'golf joke pretty funny', 'anyone who plays golf should laugh their ass off. its still pretty funny. I got this from a client (i work in the golf industry) and figured i would pass it along. this apparently was actually posted in the locker room at a club out in arizona:\r\n\r\n1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET ARE SHOULDER WIDTH APART.\r\n2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.\r\n3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!\r\n4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.\r\n5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.\r\n6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE!\r\n7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.\r\n8. DON''T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.\r\n9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.\r\n10. DON''T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. \r\n\r\n\r\n WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE and TEE OFF.'),
(51028, 'eb9c09ed7e', '', 'howdy :D\r\n\r\nEDIT: link doesnt work by the way. Also, how far is cornwall from sheffield because i have a friend in sheffield and i was going to ask you to punch him in the arm for me if it was close lol jk not really ok yeah i am'),
(51029, 'a07d8ac2ce', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]w00t\r\n\r\n\r\ni still need a new card anyways but that fact that it will be dx9 compatible makes it easier to find a card that doesnt require me selling my son and cutting off my arm to get it[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nThan sell your wife instead :D XD\r\nJoke man ;)'),
(51030, 'dabe9e4bc2', '', 'Dillan said:\r\nif i had a job i''d have a 250 four stroke, but i dont so im stuck with my 80\r\n_______________________________________________________________\r\n\r\nI''d like to see you get a job !!   :roll:'),
(51031, '646cede85e', '', 'lmfao i already did xD im divorced and would say its the best decision i ever made\r\n\r\ni think i even shouted &quot;PWNT BITCH&quot; when she left lol'),
(51032, '6cc7490271', '', 'LOL you only have an 80? right now i only have a 50 but i only ride it in my back yard. And how did this topic turn into Dirt bikes?'),
(51033, '4b8832133f', '', 'lol i dunno, and i applied for 3 more jobs 2day so i should get 1 soon'),
(51034, 'e723cef641', '', 'lol she got pwned'),
(51035, 'ff7fa91d83', '', 'Pshhh well it worked when I tested it =S\r\nIf you''re really interested just go to the site and search the user name REnancy\r\nThen it shall work\r\n\r\nMmmm,\r\nAbout few hundred miles I think XD\r\nCornwall''s the right bottom end of nowhere tbh\r\n\r\n&amp;&amp;I''ve just finished an 11hour spree of unrealing today\r\n11 - 11\r\nHoooorah for me ^^'),
(51036, '575d1eb17d', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]LOL you only have an 80? right now i only have a 50 but i only ride it in my back yard. And how did this topic turn into Dirt bikes?[/quote]\r\nbecause they''re just more fun than bicycles :P'),
(51037, '949573a39f', '', '11 hours....spree ....i bet your eyes are jumping from place to place'),
(51038, 'f3aaba3f49', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]lmfao i already did xD im divorced and would say its the best decision i ever made\r\n\r\ni think i even shouted &quot;PWNT BITCH&quot; when she left lol[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nOk, that one is going into the &quot;You know you''re addicted to UT when...&quot; topc :D:D:D\r\n\r\nThough my favorite is still:\r\n\r\nYou know you''re addicted to UT when you piss on the toilette seat and blame it on lag :D'),
(51039, 'fe9eda9607', '', 'lmao'),
(51040, '61a6b756bd', '', 'lmfao! i love it! it reminds of this time my buddy john (ruffrider from the brothel clan) was getting gas and he saw these two girls driving this beater car and they drove over those things that they open to put the gas into the pumps and shit and they didnt even slow down. so when they hit it, the girl in the passenger seat flew up in the air and hit her head on the roof. he said it looked like slow motion, something you would see in the movies, and the very first thing he did was shout &quot;PWNT&quot;'),
(51041, '5826566390', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]11 hours....spree ....i bet your eyes are jumping from place to place[/quote]\r\n\r\nwho needs caffeine when you play for 11 hours. last time i did that it felt like i had taken a 3 day dose of ridlin. i could have peeled the skin off a grape i was so focused\r\n\r\nthe site worked today, i think its just a shitty servers that say &quot;OMG 3 connections....initialize crash sequence NOW&quot;'),
(51042, '0232f17f5a', 'swf files as sigs?', 'some boards allow you to use an swf as your sig. does this one support that?'),
(51046, 'e7221c7449', 'wtf weird cop car....', 'ok so im driving to wendys for lunch and i pass this sign place. they do like vehicle wraps for like company vehicles. they also happen to do the sherrifs office fleet. so anways im driving by and i see this red eclipse sitting out front, and notice its got aftermarket rims, and since i happen to fancy imports i cant help to check it out. as i get closer, i see something on the top. the closer i get, i realize what it looks like, so im think  &quot;wtf that car has a light bar on the top?&quot; i get closer and sure enough its a lightbar, and as i drive by i see a sherriffs plate on it. this is one of the weirdest cars i think ive seen. theres also ford ranger driving around here as well though i havent seen it.\r\n\r\n[img:e7221c7449]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s274/jburnette84/51ac476eda10.jpg[/img:e7221c7449]\r\n[img:e7221c7449]http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s274/jburnette84/3f4dea6eccd4.jpg[/img:e7221c7449]'),
(52408, 'f5750a19ed', 'VaCaTiOn ...THAILANDDDDDD', 'yo yo ppl\r\nin few hours i''m taking off to Thailand for 3 weeks vacation. \r\ni''ll be in KO-pipi  KO-tau KO-pangan and Bangkok....\r\n\r\nso there is a good chance that making it even to the forum will be and issue\r\ni''m going to have the time of my LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEE  nutkick  nutkick  nutkick  nutkick \r\nhehe\r\n\r\ntake care\r\nwill miss you all\r\nc ya in October\r\nLOL'),
(51049, 'f098747a6f', '', 'not sure, but it does support iframes so you could do it that way... mine''s an iframe hosted somewhere else and I could put an swf flash file into it if I wanted.  We can embed youtube flash vids in the posts so maybe.'),
(52406, 'ae9c3d538b', '', 'LOL JImmy'),
(52407, 'a341b4bf5d', '', 'good luck with that....\r\nno school this time but, i''m in Thailand!!!\r\nheheh'),
(51051, '1574d18b41', '', '2 words: confiscated vehicles... franklin county here in Ohio had a Lamborghini Countach many years ago.  I''d imagine they sold it or something at some point though.  It was painted up black &amp; white like the other cop cars though.'),
(51052, '0c45718102', '', 'hmm, why would they confiscate the car, and then put that gay lightbar on the top? that just makes no sense. i figured it was to catch people street racing because alot of people race here at night. I mean at night you couldnt see anything but headlights and since its an eclipse with some mods you would think it was an easy race until those lights come on.\r\n\r\nit could possibly be a confiscation. i havent seen any of those happen here. i used to see it happen down south when i lived near miami.'),
(51053, '0065043a69', '', 'PFFFFF heres the 2nd movie by the way... wont be making any more soon. got my camera stolen\r\nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=Mr55t-KMsKo'),
(51054, '42ae5e3616', 'Another new sig', ':P:P:P'),
(51055, 'c967092f04', '', 'Yes it does. Many people have had flash sigs. Me for one,ace and dk all had flash sigs at one point'),
(51056, '3b9b8a391f', '', 'Bullet for my valentine My chemical romance AFI Wolfmother Queen System of a down. All good bands. no emo shit :P'),
(51058, 'dbadcacb5c', '', 'Small town in Borrego Springs California has or had a VW Bug 1076 I believe for their police car.'),
(51059, '254a78a1ba', '', 'Say it with an Asian Accent.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOn resent trip to U.S. \r\nobserved honorable AmericanS\r\nOn place called Golf Course\r\nPlaying game called\r\n\r\n[size=24:254a78a1ba]AH SHITTT!!!!!![/size:254a78a1ba]'),
(51060, 'aedb74665b', '', 'We wash all the cop cars in our city, you should see some of the crazy cars they come through the carwash with. I asked one of the cops once where they get all the wacked out cars they come through with and skillz is right, confiscated vehicles.'),
(51061, 'e1ed555ab1', '', 'nice brandon'),
(51062, '3ca9cf377f', '', 'but the light bar on the top....its just weird for some reason'),
(51063, '0fe14d5a81', '', 'w00t awesome, now i can use my original sig i made :D'),
(51064, '6688981e8f', '**New Binslayer DeathMatch Tournament**', 'Hey guys at DFB!  We over at UTA are having another binslayer deathmatch tournament! Good OL  Jaded always represents DFB well! Id figure i invite you guys personally, since i would love to see more DFB tags representing there clan! So sign up as quick as possible and i hope all is well! \r\n\r\nHey guys! Its time we host another fun binslayer Tournament! This tournament will be hosted on July first, and for the very first time on a sunday! It should be a blast,a nd i do hope to see newer faces this time! If you would like to join please sign up. If you sign up please try your very best to be in the tournament, no last minute refusal. I want to see who can win the tournament this time, especially since i been practicing.lol \r\nWell here it goes sign up! Enjoy! \r\n\r\nDate: July 1st Sunday 2007 \r\nTime: 5:00 PM Eastern, 4 PM Central 1700 Hours \r\nServer: UTA 66.55.154.223:7777 \r\nPassword: binslayerking9 \r\n\r\nSign up quick \r\n\r\nhttp://www.unrealuta.net/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;t=2956'),
(51065, 'f4b769ccb6', '', 'sound like allot of fun :)'),
(51066, 'd28b11b98c', 'Question for Dillan....', '<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1Bn8anHArTM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>'),
(51067, '556a89b9a3', '', 'lol wtf?'),
(51068, 'f840858647', '', 'speaking of Bull Shit and the POODLE clan iirc BS helped POODLE train by playing like us and wearing dfb skins'),
(51069, 'fb648ec913', 'I got banned?', 'I got banned by sentinel *Runs into the corner crying*. I need a hug now :(\r\n\r\n[img:fb648ec913]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/8367/untitled1bb9.jpg[/img:fb648ec913]\r\n\r\nSays I got banned on 25th although I''m pretty sure I visited the site after that. I''m on a proxy now. \r\n\r\nSurfAnonymous FTW :D\r\n\r\nAnyways, can any of the admins help me out of fill me in with what I got blocked? :P'),
(51070, 'a9bb975f9c', '', 'hax0r  :P'),
(51071, '0d0554a254', '', 'Indeed,\r\nAfter such long periods of gaming my eyes become so very bloodshot\r\nIts probably really unhealthy \r\n\r\n&amp;To you above,\r\nI''m not going to do the emo trend of disliking mcr just because they became mainstream =D\r\nTop 5 overall bands    [Based on last.fm play-count]\r\n\r\nPlacebo                              - British glam rock at its finest\r\nDir en grey                         - Japanese metal/visual kei band\r\nDead Kennedy''s                 - Punk\r\nMalice Mizer                       - Japanese classic/rock/visual kei\r\nUnderoath                          - Yeah, alright emo.... XD\r\n\r\nI tried posting a such thing in my sig''\r\nBut got a huge assed warning from the site accusing me of hacking etc 0_o\r\nWhich is why I''m listing it here rather than just leaving it for show\r\n\r\nHmmmm.... I think it''s about time I left the intro threads be is it not ?\r\nAnd ventured deeper into this little site here =)'),
(51072, '3ee406f4c2', '', 'yeah....WTF???'),
(51073, '523d628df5', '', 'But yeah,\r\nRather than editing the above to add this.\r\n\r\nWould just like to say thanks for the welcome\r\nAnd hello =D'),
(51074, '76accba220', '', 'I don''t see your ip in the blocked ip list so you should beable to get on the site.'),
(51075, 'b82e5a9b89', '', 'get a job, get it??'),
(51076, 'e5f6455201', '', 'I Like that song!  Dillan.......Get a job!'),
(51077, '3fc33c47ca', '', 'u all need a life :), i didnt listen to the song but still'),
(51078, '4b0c185290', '', 'rofl'),
(52405, 'ad6d11a1f4', '', 'I should be able to be there if I''m not up North. I''ll know better the closer it gets.'),
(52404, '5cd6e10067', '', 'AAAAAAAAAA....yep! They are right - wat day sed (my Jamaican accent)'),
(51081, 'f7af9d6fb9', 'kid calls another kid gay, has to write on chalkboard', 'i was listening to the radio this morning on my way to work and they were talking about this school somewhere up north i think. this 12 year old boy blocked this other boy from going to the bathroom and started to call him gay and girly, so his teacher made him write &quot;i am a retard&quot; 100 times on the chalkboard.'),
(51082, 'f7faa4f407', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Bullet for my valentine My chemical romance AFI Wolfmother Queen System of a down. All good bands. no emo shit :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nim afraid thats all emo shit\r\nlisten to some fucking deicide or better yet \r\nSLAYER!!!!!! :twisted:'),
(51083, '9099e24842', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Bullet for my valentine My chemical romance AFI Wolfmother Queen System of a down. All good bands. no emo shit :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nim afraid thats all emo shit\r\nlisten to some fucking deicide or better yet \r\nSLAYER!!!!!! :twisted:'),
(51092, 'f3ac2cb938', '', 'How the fuck is Queen emo ?!'),
(51093, '1a3fcaec0e', '', 'Ignore him, he is a dork!!'),
(51094, '36797ffc02', 'A new video featuring EVERY member of dFb!!!!!!!!!!!!!', 'I put a lot of work into this video and I want you all to know that I couldn''t have done it without you!!!  Thanks for all the hard work guys :D\r\n\r\n<embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails2.swf?permalinkId=v709874a4YKkePb&amp;id=2749099&amp;player=videodetailsembedded&amp;videoAutoPlay=0" allowFullScreen="true" width="540" height="438" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br><a href="http://www.veoh.com/">Online Videos by Veoh.com</a>\r\n\r\nIf you aren''t in the video then you don''t play ut99 enough.\r\nHere''s a remix version... some of you might like this one better :)\r\n<embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails2.swf?permalinkId=v712170EjYTQCXb&amp;id=2749099&amp;player=videodetailsembedded&amp;videoAutoPlay=0" allowFullScreen="true" width="540" height="438" bgcolor="#000000" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br><a href="http://www.veoh.com/">Online Videos by Veoh.com</a>'),
(52403, 'c5cc73e3fa', '', 'Thanks all I know my post trying 2 make you feel guilty had nothing to do with all the birthday greetings....SO THANKS MAN'),
(51087, '4a3d8bbbc6', '', 'LMAO :lol:  let this kind of behavior happen in germany and the teacher would be suspended in no time.'),
(51088, '9069b718e5', '', 'HAHA, I wonder how long it will take the &quot;human rights&quot; groups to be all over the word ''retard''  :)'),
(51089, '2354a8d30c', '', 'LMFAO.............thank you Skillz!!!!!  Listen to the song Dillan!  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51090, 'c3efb68f59', '', 'lol yeah the teacher was already charged with, and acquitted of child abuse but now the family is trying to sue for damages. i remember being a 12 year old, and yeah it was wrong, but what about the kid that was being made fun of, did he not suffer for 1. not being allowed to go to the bathroom, and 2. being called gay and girly in front of his classmates. i think the kid got what he deserved, and i think the parents should have to write it as well for thinking that it was ok for him to do that. granted they didnt say outright that they thought it was ok, but the fact that they are sueing for damages says alot. if he was my kid, he would have had a visit from bubba whoopass'),
(51091, '693f558e5f', '', 'Well, I am able to now. Maybe I happened to get an IP that was in the blocked list :P'),
(51095, 'c31a6f7c17', '', 'show off....lol\r\nlove the music'),
(51096, '01d86ad074', '', 'ahhhha....you''re welcome......a-hole!  :P'),
(51097, '2dae5e7acd', '', 'sheesh, i see u are busy taking screenshots   :lol:  :lol: nice vid'),
(51098, 'ab09f10d4a', '', 'asssssssssssssss lol'),
(51099, '2a08b8cc7c', '', 'lol im on dial-up and takes forever to load it, cant be bothered, have to wait till im at home, but im still grounded from tht comp so guess i cant, 2 bad:)'),
(51100, 'f701684628', '', 'lol'),
(51101, '6066710cae', '', 'Try recording some of your gameplay with the UDemo and than re-record it into an .avi, with DivX or XviD compression and mp3 for sound. You can put together a movie of some spectacular fragging.'),
(51102, 'cd83a9732b', 'Major update on my site', 'I''ve been busy :D\r\n\r\nThe first change:\r\n\r\nThe link to the site is now http://RisingFury.Clan-SoT.com\r\nEasy to remember ;)\r\n\r\n\r\nThe second:\r\n\r\nSite is now split up in two. One is the old mapping site which still has the 4 hours of basic mapping tutorials, however, I have added the UnrealScript coding site and recorded over 3 hours of tutorials. These tutorials cover the very basics of UnrealScript. They will make you understand code. However don''t expect to start making your own mods yet.\r\n\r\nThough even that will come very soon.\r\n\r\nThe next series is going to have a few serious projects. I''ll start off making a particle system and somewhere down the road, I will make a new weapon also :)\r\n\r\nAnd I haven''t forgotten about mapping either. I''m going on vacation for a week, but when I come back, I''ll jump straight into it :D\r\n\r\n\r\nAnyways...\r\n\r\nhttp://RisingFury.Clan-SoT.com ;)'),
(51103, 'b4bf343c0e', '', 'Nice bro.. Didn''t know you had this site.'),
(51104, '78d10e4d6c', '', 'Dick!! Dont make the rest of us make a movie with you at the bottom of the pile, fucktard!!!'),
(51105, '4c90fd33c9', '', 'You should be renting from US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(51106, '2bfc9d837a', 'Heading Home', 'As most of you know I got my transfer at work, and I am heading back to Ontario on Monday. I will try to get in some frags before I leave, but my mom is here and there''s still lots to do. I will miss you all terribly while I''m gone and look forward to getting home. Wish me a safe drive!  See you all in a week or so  :D'),
(51107, 'd851159828', '', 'Have a safe drive home. Remember, you are getting closer to BK and I.  Maybe time for a visit. Leave Dillan at home! LOL :P'),
(51108, '2485c268e3', '', 'im perfectly fine at my dads:)'),
(51109, 'bc368ded03', '', 'have a safe drive mom'),
(51110, 'ddf0751018', '', 'Wth did I say?  8O'),
(51111, '896a0f6eb2', '', 'LoL well, I''m one of the leaders of SoT so I get to use our site :P'),
(51112, 'fa0e433374', '', 'have a safe drive!!!'),
(51113, '63a2e9653c', '', 'so your a transvestite?'),
(51114, 'dd29d2a29f', '', 'Soloman wrote:\r\n_____________________________\r\nso your a transvestite?\r\n______________________________\r\n\r\nOh......that''s nice, way to make someone feel welcome  8O'),
(51115, '16bbeefc90', '', 'LOL.........Skillz, you have way too much time on your hands!  :lol:'),
(51116, '8cfc0472c8', '', 'drive safe mommy  :P'),
(51117, 'f839906b60', '', 'hey shes my mommy!!!'),
(51118, 'f85baba52d', '', 'and i need a job??'),
(51119, '9e65134dfc', '', 'and i need a job??'),
(51120, 'e51ba28a2c', 'Cowboys From Hell Server', 'We have a new server up and running almost identical to FTB HHH IP is 209.40.96.191:7777\r\n\r\nThis server may have other mods added soon....please be sure to visit\r\n\r\nthanks'),
(60665, '60171dc066', 'good news , track your love one by cell phone...', 'Good news, you can now track your children, boyfriend, girlfriend, or spouse with this mobile phone GPS system. Try it, punch in your others'' number now. \r\n\r\nhttp://www.themobiletracker.com/english/index.html'),
(51123, '6d25e3225e', '', 'I have the ATI 512mb XT1900 pci-e video card. I got it when it first came out for about $525, now you can get it for under $400. Try here www.tigerdirect.com, never had any problems shopping there.'),
(51124, '7ef9275f99', '', 'well is it a guy or a girl\r\nlike\r\njake/nancy\r\nthats not cool :S'),
(51125, '282e5629fa', '', 'You dont know what you are yet either Necro!!! Leave him alone douce!'),
(60660, '9590ff4df6', '', 'Sorry it''s late but Happy B-day bud. :P'),
(60661, 'f0cb7d1f57', '', 'Thanks Sean. :P'),
(60662, 'b3314ec886', '', 'lmao! Fuck You Ron. Toe socks RULE!!'),
(60663, '0ec436fb14', '', 'http://emac.dfbgaming.com/res_ut3statsdb.zip \r\n\r\nLayout 5'),
(60664, '8c407c0135', '', 'Yeah, I actually was planning about adding something like this to the server.  When I move the server over to the new machine I''ll think about adding this.'),
(51127, '8729742bd6', '', 'its douche btw\r\nand im clearly of the male sex'),
(51129, 'f3fc3c35f8', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]and i need a job??[/quote]\r\nyep.'),
(51130, '89dd043be2', '', 'lol u havent learned yet aaron?'),
(51131, 'c206b21bc3', '', 'at least im not on the comp 24/7, on ts an shit, and makin videos of ut, lol'),
(51132, 'cee9359e04', '64vs64 Unreal Tournament match! 07-07-07', 'GonZbitCh wrote:\r\nCOPY PASTED THIS :\r\n\r\niv been talking to varios players , and it could be damn fun if we could try\r\nto fill the [DANISH] server with 128 players .. ALL UT-PLAYERS ARE WELCOME !\r\n\r\nSo the 7´of JULI 2007 on 87.72.132.59:7777\r\nand i hope we can meet at 19 O´Clock CET .\r\n\r\nI cant say enogh PLEASE COME AND PLAY - ALL ARE WELCOME .\r\n\r\n\r\nI hope we can get a big map done in time , with enogh player-starts .\r\nand Please spread the word becourse its hard to find so many players\r\nso ASK ANYONE YOU KNOW ! Install UT on all the pc´s you find\r\n( grandma can also play ) LooOooL ..\r\n\r\nhave you ever played a TDM with 64/64 nooo ,.. but I would like to try that ! and i hope you also will !?! ..\r\n\r\nwhat about a DM .. who wants the title MASTER OF UT SNIPING ? 128 frags &amp; 0 DEATHS ,, hehhe uuuuuunreal ! ..\r\n\r\nso if you dont have the time, MAKE THE TIME ! ..\r\n\r\n(copied &amp; pasted.... gonna be awsome....)\r\n\r\nTImes:\r\n19:00 CET (7PM) is\r\n6PM GMT\r\n1PM EST\r\nNoon CST\r\n10AM PST'),
(51133, '3ba67d5624', '', 'I will be in touch!   sniper1'),
(51134, '4f1df31b37', '', 'sounds like fun. If i''m around i''ll pop in.'),
(51135, '7b9ed6631b', '', 'lol nice job skillz'),
(51136, '1627a68798', '', 'holy shit i think my computer would die from lag'),
(51137, '1c7cb1923a', '', '[quote=&quot;NANCYSAMA&quot;]How the fuck is Queen emo ?![/quote]\r\n\r\ni love queen... thats not emo music.');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(51138, 'c532c9b2bc', 'New Event Calendar', 'Yo.  I added an Event Calendar to the site. I know people have been asking for this for years now so I finally got off my lazy ass and put it up. Go add some events.\r\n\r\n<a href="http://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=Kalender">Event Calendar</a>\r\n\r\nYou must be a registered user of the site to use this and all events need to be approved by an Administrator of the site befor they are added.\r\n\r\nYou can use some basic HTML in the discription of the event you are adding for like pictures or links. Here are the allowed tags.\r\n\r\nbr, img, a, u, b, i, em, ol, ul, li, tt, blockquote, p, center\r\n\r\nFor example if you want to add an image you would do something like this.\r\n[code:1:c532c9b2bc]\r\n&lt;center&gt;\r\n&lt;img src=&quot;http&#58;//i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/MJ1254/HappyBirthday.gif&quot;&gt;\r\n&lt;/center&gt;\r\n[/code:1:c532c9b2bc]\r\n\r\nand you would get this.\r\n\r\n<center>\r\n<img src="http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/MJ1254/HappyBirthday.gif">\r\n</center>'),
(51139, 'e0ee1d6049', '', 'I''m of the male gender too thanks,\r\nNancy is just an old nickname.\r\n\r\nAnd perhaps in future you could not make stupid, uninformed comments,\r\nAnd instead let your mouse do the talking ?\r\n\r\nAs if your aim is as good as your music taste,\r\nI wont have anything to worry about really XD\r\n\r\nSeriously...\r\nQueen ..\r\nEmo ..\r\nJesus Christ metal head whats wrong with you 0_o'),
(51140, '514c2b0ed8', '', 'Ignoreing the ammount of lag I''d receive,\r\nI''d actually love to be in\r\nAs would just be an epic game XD\r\n[Lol @ My play on words there]\r\n\r\nHowever am set to be out drinking for thr first time in weeks at the time\r\n&gt;________&lt;'),
(51141, 'fbf0c6dd95', '', 'now theres a concept vaguely familiar....hmmm drinking does seem so familiar. i havent had a drink for a while. i could use a nice stiff pint myself.'),
(51142, '86a574a7e4', '', 'thanks for the info...'),
(51143, '21508558f0', '', 'cool...thanks matt i was asking for it!!!\r\ni just don''t know shit how to update the calendar...\r\n\r\nif you have free time...\r\n10/1/1978 my birthday'),
(51144, 'eda90e6dae', '', 'sound like allot of fun!....too bad i''ll miss it\r\nENJOY'),
(51145, '9781dc8e88', '', 'sound like fun fun fun'),
(51146, '6403fe15d8', '', 'LOL nicole\r\nhave a safe drive BW....take care..\r\nmaybe you will keep on going and come for a visit in Israel...LOL\r\n;)'),
(51147, '733cb5f5b4', '', 'lol NO DILLAN SHES MY MOMMY DAMIT :D HAHAH JK how about this dillan...ill be nice and share her ok she can be both are mommys woot woot  8)'),
(51148, '1416dcfc0b', 'VERY IMPORTANT', 'HELLO EVERYONE  :P UMMM ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE IVE BEEN DOING MY SPAM WHORE JOB, AND I HAVEN''T BEEN ON ALL YOUR ASSES ABOUT SHIT LIKE UMMM VOTING WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON PEOPLE WE ARE WAY LOW IN THE TOP 100 AND TOP 200. YES I  KNOW WE ALL HAVE BUSY LIVES IN THE SUMMER BUT IT TAKES TWO SECONDS TO FREAKING VOTE SO UMM VOTE PLEASE  8O'),
(51149, 'd35e28a3fb', '', 'awwwww, I get the daughter I''ve always wanted  :lol:  Dillan always did hate it when I put him in dresses  :P'),
(51150, '3a21ba9681', '', 'ahhhaa.........burn!  :lol:'),
(51151, '31f6d14959', '', 'Ya, fuck Necro in the ass dude, he likes that!!!'),
(51152, '805b18de60', '', 'Thats not what he told us!!!'),
(51153, '285a8d8c2b', '', 'i was young and didnt no, ok!'),
(51154, '9a77e20184', '', 'just ask CCB'),
(51155, '8afd87219e', '', 'my aim\r\nlol\r\njust ask dfb\r\nim apperently an aimbot'),
(51156, 'c43f15d2e0', '', 'and i just didnt read queen, \r\ni saw my chemical romance and laughed\r\nthen posted cause they are simply in the top 5 worst bands ever\r\ngg'),
(51157, '753ce1fa48', '', 'hahahhaah dillhole in a dress how cute MOM U GOT PICS!!!!!'),
(51158, '3efa79797c', '', 'ok m8 will await'),
(51159, '726776b860', 'omg nuu i sprained my thumb and index finger', 'i was playing with my dog last night and went to smack him because he likes to wrestle and i missed and hit the floor.i can barely just hold my mouse. omg this sucks so bad.  :cry:  i cant game like this, i can barely type.'),
(51160, 'f281e7b4d5', '', 'Do you belong to a clan? Sorry for getting of topic!'),
(51161, '6b07b30892', '', 'not a ut clan. im in an americas army clan, but its gone kinda dead. i actually (BIG MISTAKE) stopped playing ut for americas army.'),
(51162, '8d239e9a67', 'whats in your playlist right now?', 'kinda gay thread i know but im a little bored right now so what the hell!\r\n\r\nheres mine:\r\n\r\nRedneck - Lamb of God\r\nHourglass - Lamb of God\r\nWalk with me in Hell - Lamb of God\r\nBreak You - Lamb of God\r\nVigil - Lamb of God\r\nA Devil in Gods Country - Lamb of God\r\n11th hour - Lamb of God\r\nPurified - Lamb of God\r\nRemorse is for the dead - Lamb of God\r\nOmerta - Lamb of God\r\nRuin - Lamb of God\r\nLaid to rest - Lamb of God\r\nI dreamed I died - DevilDriver\r\nThe fury of our makers hand - DevilDriver\r\nWhat does it take - DevilDriver\r\nPale horse apocolypse - DevilDriver\r\nGrinfucked - DevilDriver\r\nCry for me - DevilDriver\r\nConfined - As I lay dying\r\nBlood turns into tears - As I lay dying\r\nCollision - As I lay dying\r\nRose of Sharyn - Killswitch Engage'),
(51163, '1ad4d54493', '', 'i liked americas army. i just didnt like that you had to go through training first. I used to play warrock for a long time tho and BF2. BF2 is pretty fun.'),
(51164, 'f937f1f877', '', 'theres too much hacking in AA. plus it runs like shit, and its so glitchy, my frag rate in that game would be 4 times higher that what it was if ti wasnt for the glitching, you can pop someone in the head at point blank with the m4 and htye dont die? cmon bullshit.\r\n\r\nsorry for my bad typing, i cna on;y use my three fingers on my right hand'),
(51165, '7225d48b42', '', 'I also have a public TS for all to use so feel free to come over, register urseleves and hang out :)\r\n\r\n208.100.25.61:8771'),
(51166, '0d65f66345', '', 'as usual you are right...\r\nVOTEEEEEE'),
(51167, 'c8496111ee', '', 'voted already'),
(51168, 'a062f72021', '', 'Top 5 worst bands ?\r\nRead them off to me\r\nIm curious =D'),
(51169, '86cb4eb427', '', 'the used \r\nmy chemical romance\r\njeffrey star\r\nhawthorne hieghts\r\nrise against'),
(51170, 'f9ba5ca87b', 'Re: omg nuu i sprained my thumb and index finger', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]i was playing with my dog last night and went to smack him because he likes to wrestle and i missed and hit the floor.i can barely just hold my mouse. omg this sucks so bad.  :cry:  i cant game like this, i can barely type.[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s what you get for doing dirty things with your dog!  Maybe next time when you are playing with your dog''s privates, it will bite you! LOL bud. Sorry about your hand.  I broke a finger a while back and I could only beat MattMan in the game! :P'),
(51171, 'a9ea608e9e', 'Map Request.', 'Hell my name is shawn aka {DMF}DBC. mapped for 99 and starting to map now for 2k4. if i could get in touch with one of the admins i would like to redo one of your 99 maps for 2k4. i dont know which map yet i havent looked but i remember i always played your maps in 99. my email is srh44@hotmail.com and thats also my msn messenger. thank you for your time.  :-x'),
(51172, '4ea4c3ec40', '', 'Thank You  :P'),
(51173, 'f49ad347d6', '', '{DMF}Thane got with me today. I gave him the go ahead to redo whatever maps of ours he wanted. Can''t wait to see them in 2k4, I''ve always wanted to convert some of our maps 2 2k4 but never realy had the time. {DMF} puts out some nice maps so I think it would be great to have them done by {DMF} and it might help us get known a little better in the 2k4 world.'),
(51174, 'ddfc671e93', '', 'thanks man..just need to know the author of DFB''s House of Pain so i can give him credit in the map. ill be redoing  that sice it was one of my favorites in ut99'),
(51175, '1aa2010226', '', 'level propertires says {dFb}Vanquisher+Mattman. will be sure to give you 2 credit in the map. will be sending screenshots soon.'),
(51176, 'ac42ab0e99', '', 'Euuuugh\r\nJeffrey star makes me sick &gt;.&lt;\r\n\r\nIt''s turned a nation into faggot transsexuals.\r\nand it''s not even music !?\r\nIt''s just some loser sitting at his/her synth\r\n[Sorry to any drum n'' bass fans..]\r\n\r\nI still think the used are pretty good tho\r\n\r\nThe rest of them can go climb up my arse and die tbh,\r\nExcept rise against\r\nI don''t think I''ve ever actually listend to them'),
(51177, 'ddd447c39f', '', 'lol greenie....\r\nand Xtacy, try to put your hanj in ice..and give it a 2 days rest, you will feel better\r\nand yeah stop playing with your dog''s  privet... LOL'),
(51178, 'e0ea3f7631', '', 'MORE MORE MORE'),
(51179, '2654883be5', '', 'done  :)'),
(51180, '312a513619', '', 'cool, looking forward to see the screenies  8) , are smokie and nightcrawler still in {DMF}???'),
(51181, '2260461669', '', 'dogs only bite when you touch their private parts. yeah ive been soaking thme in ice i could actually kinda play a little bit today i played a few bot matches and it seemed ok. my thumb is still very sore though'),
(51182, 'd9b1c8c9f1', '', 'eat poop'),
(51183, 'a5dfba9222', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]dogs only bite when you touch their private parts. yeah ive been soaking thme in ice i could actually kinda play a little bit today i played a few bot matches and it seemed ok. my thumb is still very sore though[/quote]\r\n\r\nOh sorry bud. I didn''t know that about dogs. Good think you touch dogs in the wrong places, so you could let us know. :lol:'),
(51184, '6d904c636d', '', 'dillan shut the fuck up and vote whore'),
(51185, '9af6b479bd', '', 'smokie yes and nightcrawler is kinda..playing world of warcraft.'),
(51186, '6b71bc41b5', '', 'System of a down isnt emo... their only emo song is Lonley Day. Slayer is a good band same with Rob Zombie CKY SlipKnot Turbonegro Rammstien Metallica Korn and Iron Maiden\r\n\r\nI really dont know what stuff is &quot;Emo&quot; unless it actually talks about cutting your self and shit.'),
(51187, '556a66e259', '', 'Sure was fun! Thx to the Fdb members who joined!'),
(51188, '746db754b7', 'Happy 4th Everyone!!! Even you Canadians', 'Happy fireworks day!!!   :-x'),
(51189, '45018d4fd9', '', 'yeah...\r\nwhat ever she say'),
(51190, '9cab983cca', '', 'hehe, you mean the dFb members...\r\n:)'),
(51191, 'c46b74a0a8', '', 'HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE\r\nfrom ISRAEL'),
(51192, '1d5e01398f', '', 'Happy 4th of July everyone!!!   :P'),
(51193, '88a08ca094', '', 'xD that was taken from a line in the movie 50 first dates, only he said that about sharks'),
(51194, '97b47f9aa1', '', 'i had a quiet 4th, i played 2k4 almost all day :D. the city did fireworks on the 3rd though  :roll:'),
(51195, '47a851856a', '', 'HAHA, I am in Saskatchewan now (Thursday) we took the long route and went through Jasper and Banff, holy shit what a site. I will try to post a couple of pics of the mountains, I have never seen anything like it. HIGHLY RECOMMEND visiting those 2 places anyone that possibly can. No TS on this comp. or UT but I should be home by Sunday night. I will need double dose of dirty talk, I think I''m in withdrawl   :lol:  Actually Nicole I never did dress Dillan in dresses, was joking but I''m sure he''ll get drunk around me at some point in the future so I will keep it in mind LOL. Miss all of you!'),
(51196, '8ccb51e0df', '', 'mine was pretty sweet'),
(51197, 'c97683cc54', '72 year old man pwns pickpocket with fists', 'xD this guy beat the shit out of this dude trying to pickpocket him watch the video:\r\n\r\nhttp://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=209cb963-83cd-4d45-8b4e-9c78fea1725d&amp;t=m10&amp;f=06/64&amp;p=hotvideo_m_edpicks&amp;fg=&amp;GT1=10150'),
(51198, 'ac7cb6d093', '', 'ownage'),
(51199, '19caa6180b', '', 'I can''t wait for you to post the pictures of your mountains!! :lol:'),
(51200, 'a2389c32a2', '', 'hahe'),
(51201, '97ebfc9c0e', '', ':lol:'),
(51202, 'f474879d61', 'PSA - U perverts are GOING DOWN!', '<embed src=''http://www.youtube.com/v/NidUG88wY4o&amp;rel=0'' type=''application/x-shockwave-flash'' wmode=''transparent'' width=''400px'' height=''369px''></embed>\r\nkinda makes me wonder how many kids probably watch this and poppa chubby  :twisted:'),
(51203, '48915b9020', '', 'lmfao the nakedness of these magazines, the stimulus of alcohol lol this total anatomical display :P lol where the hell do they get these sayings?\r\n\r\ni feel the urge to start a band called &quot;perversion for profit&quot; :D'),
(51204, 'b1953a63d3', '', '8O lol'),
(51205, '9c77af2e9e', '', 'i got a tat ..on the tip of my dick ..it says &quot;your name&quot;'),
(51206, '39f167bc25', '', 'whos that pink chick is she hot?'),
(51207, '4d3c86ce96', '', 'wtf is going on here vote 4 what?'),
(51208, '89dca1bbbc', '', 'ill punch a baby right in the face...that''s how much i own'),
(51209, 'b0ba0332a3', '', 'for are clan da'),
(51210, '75095f9759', '', 'pretty small tat then'),
(51211, 'f4028b7378', '', 'thts all u can own'),
(51212, 'a1e16221df', '', 'wat a noob'),
(51213, '4e45e83224', '', '[quote=&quot;clickclickboom&quot;]i got a tat ..on the tip of my dick ..it says &quot;your name&quot;[/quote]\r\nIs this the stupidest thing he''s ever said or is he just getting started?'),
(51214, 'efdb58903d', '', '[code:1:efdb58903d]Pinging 87.72.132.59 with 32 bytes of data&#58;\r\n\r\nReply from 87.72.132.59&#58; Destination host unreachable.\r\nReply from 87.72.132.59&#58; Destination host unreachable.\r\nReply from 87.72.132.59&#58; Destination host unreachable.\r\nReply from 87.72.132.59&#58; Destination host unreachable.\r\n\r\nPing statistics for 87.72.132.59&#58;\r\n    Packets&#58; Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 &#40;0% loss&#41;,\r\nApproximate round trip times in milli-seconds&#58;\r\n    Minimum = 0ms, Maximum = 0ms, Average = 0ms\r\n[/code:1:efdb58903d]\r\nping?\r\n\r\nI was able to connect and had just under 200 ping :('),
(51215, 'b5134156a3', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]pretty small tat then[/quote]\r\n\r\nLMAO  :lol:'),
(51216, 'a58aca6c10', '', 'boobs boobs yeah yeah more boobs...lol\r\nwhen they shot this?'),
(51217, 'c16fb89e64', '', 'yeah it''s tiny'),
(51218, 'cb3f0498d4', '', 'Lol greeny. I didnt know tatoos didnt hurt that much. I only have my ear peirced lol. bout another 4 years till im even Legally aloud to get a tatoo.'),
(51219, '9ad87b2d23', '', 'well thats pretty mean...unless its a really ugly baby. So just go punch dillan'),
(51220, 'f2dcb596ad', '', '[quote=&quot;clickclickboom&quot;]whos that pink chick is she hot?[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\ncough spam whore cough \r\n\r\nno way she is getting in  as she is NEVER HERE.'),
(51221, '8d255a5f44', '', 'damn pwnage is right!'),
(51222, 'f206117320', '', 'I tried to play, I got kicked my ping was so bad.. No way they are getting 128 people on that server not even close!'),
(51223, 'd1d4d38218', '', 'Yeah, I know :( We got around 40peeps on there... and then I got k/b for havin too much packetloss :x I think it was a private connection :S like 3Mbit or sumthin lol'),
(51224, '4f4d66acdf', '', 'Pwnt'),
(51225, '7c50e31afb', '', 'lol and this is comin from the youngest 1 in the clan???, ur closer to a baby then i am'),
(51226, '635948d66a', '', 'psssh just go get 1:P'),
(51227, 'e5710d8059', '!!{DMF}House_of_Pain_Remix-Beta!!', 'the new beta of house of pain i remixed is now up! these are the screenies. these are shots of the beta things my be removed added or altered.\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00083.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00084.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00085.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00086.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00087.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00089.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00090.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00088.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00091.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00092.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00093.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00094.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]\r\n[img:e5710d8059]http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/srh44man/Shot00095.jpg[/img:e5710d8059]'),
(51228, '116d195333', '', 'Came out really nice. Well done {DMF} Just got done playing it on your server with a few of ya. Thanks for a great conversion of one of the dFb''s favorite maps!'),
(51229, 'bc1fe1fcd4', '', 'i was there with ya man. trim by all the doors is gonna change texture along with the ceiling texture. backyard may change alot depending on the meshes. bedroom is gonna look a bit different along with the bathroom. and the lighting will be toned down a bit so its not so harsh. keep a heads up for the final version! :lol:'),
(51230, 'b7f2dc31af', '', 'yep... same here on the ping but no packet loss.  I did come in 5th place in one map... makes me wonder how much more fun it would have been if I had a ping of around 60 - 80 instead of 300+  :cry:'),
(51231, '5b1aec458a', '', '[quote=&quot;Evilone&quot;]Lol greeny. I didnt know tatoos didnt hurt that much. I only have my ear peirced lol. bout another 4 years till im even Legally aloud to get a tatoo.[/quote]\r\n\r\nReal men pierce themselves... none of this going to some &quot;professional&quot; joint with autoclave sterilized tools and shit!'),
(51232, 'a2c790d83a', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]\r\nwhen they shot this?[/quote]\r\n1965 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perversion_for_Profit'),
(51268, '06faa76e04', '', 'I like Syren''s Playground. where can I download the map?'),
(51269, 'be182b6092', '', 'I need a site I can put them on I do have msn or I can send it to NICOLE and she can give it to you. I think that is my best one I have done, but that is just me'),
(51270, 'ac4dcb6bc8', 'Need of a good home', 'I am tring to get at least $5 or maybe ever $10 for it. If people don''t know what they are looking for LOL o I guess you want to know what is for sale well it is NICOLE. :!:'),
(52402, 'cb03c2904d', '', 'I''ll be there!!  :D'),
(51235, '8034b7a13a', '', 'Someone posted that on some other forum.. I knew it was gonna fail fairly soon and that 128 people would not get on there. If you want the feel of 128 people, go in UT and write\r\naddbots 127 into the console. Just see how much lag you''ll get OFFLINE, let alone online :P\r\n\r\nOh and um... your UT is likely to crash within minutes.'),
(51236, 'a7ba6e16f1', '', 'Awwwwwww puppy :D:D:D:D:D:D:D\r\n\r\nNice remake. I have the 99 version of the map.'),
(51237, 'eac540db87', '', 'Looks sweet! You did our map proud. Good work. :P'),
(51238, '1d02a81135', '', 'looking good so far!  :P'),
(51239, '4ea8f9357f', '', '[quote=&quot;RisingFury&quot;]Oh and um... your UT is likely to crash within minutes.[/quote]\r\n\r\nUT only or ur whole system? well, depends on how good ur puter is i guess...  :wink:'),
(60658, '748e927219', '', 'Toe socks? WHAT A FAG!!!'),
(60659, '4bdb94852a', '', 'Welcome to the family bud. Glad you wanted to be a part of it. :P'),
(51241, '926c511d8e', '', '[quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;][quote=&quot;RisingFury&quot;]Oh and um... your UT is likely to crash within minutes.[/quote]\r\n\r\nUT only or ur whole system? well, depends on how good ur puter is i guess...  :wink:[/quote]\r\n\r\nUT only. And no, doesn''t matter on the system. Every system will crash. UT relies massively on UnrealScript, which runs on the CPU. CPU usage in UT will be 100% all the time (unless you have duel core, they have some problems, I think...).\r\n\r\nWhat you see in game, players, bots, guns, spawning, shooting,... that all runs on UnrealScript and soon CPU gets overloaded.'),
(51242, 'ee6147d0fc', '', 'no thats just the stupid way.'),
(51243, '6349da385c', '', 'AAhhhh.......I''m glad to be home. Greenie........forget it!   :lol:'),
(51244, '71961ff7bf', '', 'i could have sworn i posted something in this. your ink looks good bro, im wanting to get my first really soon. was thinking about an ankh or something like that. maybe that eblem from god of war. i dont even know what it is but it looks sick. maybe across my back or something. grats!'),
(51245, '182b6caf1d', 'sprint to customers: your fired', 'wtf, they just said adios biatches. its about time they do shit like that.\r\n\r\nhttp://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/CompanyAction.aspx'),
(51246, '1a9b7bdbec', '', 'yea i wanna see the twin peeks aswell :D\r\n\r\nglad your back home safeley.'),
(51247, '5c14b9cd49', '', 'Bunch of dinks'),
(51248, 'e5d3e6ef55', 'my newest', 'a friend of mine made that one up for me  :P  :P  :P\r\n\r\nslight changes will follow  8)'),
(51249, '8f7b4f471f', '', 'Looks good buddy! :P'),
(51250, '1897097fc7', '', 'sorry to bring this back to life lol I know I might get yelled at BUT...... a sex shop no but I have done a bedroom with a sex swing, X-rated moves, playtoys, and a mirror on top of the bed and it is caled Syern''s Playground. Man I want to get back in to maps. And I need to update my site LMAO http://www.freewebs.com/rodsstuff/'),
(51251, 'ca0c68f02d', '', 'Kryptonite City looks real cool!!!  8O  :)'),
(51255, 'e9d7468733', 'Changes to UTDC and Web Admin', 'I made some changes to UTDC and the web admin of the dfb UT99 server.  Basically to make it easier to catch cheaters.\r\n\r\n------\r\n\r\nIn UTDC I enabled kicking for UnrealScript bots and detecting illegal trace calls that may be coming from an Aimbot.  This setting may fuck up mods on the server.  You''ll know when you see everyone being kicked for &quot;an illegal function call&quot;.  Take the function in the UTDC log and add it to TraceAllowList if this does happen.\r\n\r\n------\r\n\r\nI also configured UTDC to block an IDK 1.0.5d cheat Smartscript found, that was undetectable by UTDC 1.8 out of the box.  It isn''t detected by UTDC as fast as the cheats stored in the UTDC dll but it will kick people.  One thing though- a person can come into the game and run the cheat after UTDC validates, UTDC doesn''t do the check again until a bit later.  I tried to set the check frequency lower so they wont be playing with the cheat too long (without adding too much lag to the game because of the check).\r\n\r\nThis cheat stores an itp.dll file in the player''s temporary directory, injects the dll into the ut exe and hooks onto the function ''?PostRender@URender@@UAEXPAUFSceneNode@@@Z'' in Render.dll.\r\n\r\nIf any other admin wants to block this cheat and can''t run UTDC 2.0 yet, give them this to put in their UTDC.ini:\r\n\r\nCAddr[0]=0\r\nCAddr[1]=0\r\nCAddr[2]=0\r\nCInst[0]=0\r\nCInst[1]=0\r\nCInst[2]=0\r\nAddr436[0]=279974308\r\nAddr436[1]=0\r\nAddr436[2]=0\r\nInst436[0]=82391\r\nInst436[1]=0\r\nInst436[2]=0\r\nAddr451a[0]=279974298\r\nAddr451a[1]=0\r\nAddr451a[2]=0\r\nInst451a[0]=82577\r\nInst451a[1]=0\r\nInst451a[2]=0\r\nAddr451b[0]=279974298\r\nAddr451b[1]=0\r\nAddr451b[2]=0\r\nInst451b[0]=82577\r\nInst451b[1]=0\r\nInst451b[2]=0\r\nAddr440[0]=279974308\r\nAddr440[1]=0\r\nAddr440[2]=0\r\nInst440[0]=82391\r\nInst440[1]=0\r\nInst440[2]=0\r\n\r\nI''m forcing the client version of UT to be 436 or above, just for the fact UTDC doesn''t allow the ability to check addresses below version 436.\r\n\r\n------\r\n\r\nUTDC is now going to do a check on the files Engine.dll, Engine.u, ASH400.u and Render.dll just so people don''t play with the contents of those files.\r\n\r\n------\r\n\r\nOnce a player gets kicked a screenshot will be made, so whenever a player is kicked you can check the screenshot to get an idea what cheat the player was using.  You can also take screenshots manually from all the players, I may make it so it takes it automatically mid-game or at the end of the game if needed.  Keep in mind though that screenshots wont always tell if a player is using an aimbot/radar/cheat.  There are cheats (although very few as far as I know) that can modify the screenshot, or aimbots that don''t have anything it draws on the screen.\r\n\r\nIf you want to take screenshots manually, login as admin on the server and type this in the console window:\r\n\r\nTo get a screenshot from everyone:\r\nmutate utdc shot\r\n\r\nTo get a screenshot from a single player:\r\nmutate utdc shot [PLAYER ID]\r\n\r\nI also added a checkbox in the web admin to get a screenshot from there.  If you also want to kick/ban the person, take the screenshot first then check the &quot;Server Console&quot; to see if the screenshot file was made and then kick/ban the person.\r\n\r\n------\r\n\r\nLastly, I made a log viewer tool to audit logs and screenshots.  You can get to it from the UT99 web admin or from here (same username and password as the UT99 web admin):\r\n\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/utdfb/'),
(51256, '975d2a3b1e', '', 'WTF???\r\nthat is a first time for me....'),
(51257, '8481c397f7', '', 'huge table set up for thanksgiving \r\nthat looks like alot of fun fun fun'),
(51258, '8f76f1703e', '', 'welcom back BW....\r\nnow...take the flight to ISRAEL!!!!\r\nlol'),
(51260, '283b5ddc34', '', 'yeah wtf ive never seen that either. maybe their customer support people started bitching to managers. i mean other businesses do it, but ive never seen one this large do it.'),
(51261, '79b4790a94', '', 'Damn Eric, you are the man. I thank you for everything you do around here!!'),
(51263, '8d903e92ee', '', 'What else can I say, You ROCK! and Thank you Eric.'),
(51264, 'a74f5e9895', 'lmao this is too funny to go in funny shit', 'guy hacks a vent server and pisses off the owner watch it\r\n\r\nhttp://break.com/index/kid-pranks-guild-in-vent.html'),
(51265, 'b7ec27b39a', 'butter on the floor? good times :D', 'http://www.break.com/index/buttered-floor-revenge-part2.html'),
(51266, '045cb66f09', '', 'LMAO  :lol:'),
(51267, 'e3d001756d', '', 'ty Toxic and maybe I can work on that one next, but I realy have never tried to do food before lol'),
(51271, '79bb9b6df3', '', '[quote=&quot;Deviant&quot;]I need a site I can put them on I do have msn or I can send it to NICOLE and she can give it to you. I think that is my best one I have done, but that is just me[/quote]\r\n\r\nI just sent you a PM'),
(51272, '24fdc7ac92', '', 'will u take 2$??'),
(51273, '38a44f8d5f', '', 'well that is the best I have got so for, but I don''t want to get rich or take to much money from people.'),
(51274, '625e834522', '', 'I got it I will work on it tonight\r\nThank you\r\nThank you\r\nThank you\r\nThank you\r\nThank you'),
(51275, '1cbc6dcef8', '', 'lol'),
(51276, 'b7cf9fcee6', '', 'good one :)'),
(51277, '60671e6f57', '', '1.50?'),
(51278, '2c0afb9f5a', '', 'I''ll trade her from you for Dillan......Maybe Nicole will get a job   :P   (sorry Nicole :)'),
(51279, '658e14e27f', '', 'ah, That''s fuckin hilarious  :lol:'),
(52401, '37986ea300', '', 'I''m there...'),
(51281, 'f096425ad2', '', '[quote=&quot;NICOLE&quot;]lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nlol my but more like lol I bet you and I will again pick a map or let me make a new one 1st lol'),
(51282, 'e16caba76f', '', 'im a pimp'),
(51283, '84c0c8944b', '', 'shit bring it lol :-x'),
(51286, '66f91ad9ed', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Is that because you can''t count that high??? :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\n :lol: lol FU greeny ... no, thats because im german... all germans have this counting, writing and of course  thinking disorder....  :lol: i just cant help myself  :wink:'),
(51287, 'd17612289c', '', 'sweet tat mace'),
(51288, '3ea4fbce8e', '', 'How about i give you $5\r\nThen i get $20 cash back?\r\nthat sounds even'),
(51289, '407afe24b9', '', 'No text?\r\n\r\nI like it\r\nJust a little bit to empty on the left side\r\nNeed somthin to fill it in'),
(51324, 'f819f75476', '', 'that dude is good\r\nbut the guy that danceee OMG!!!\r\nAMAZING'),
(51325, '54a0916d67', '', 'hehe.... sometime shit happen...\r\nmaybe you should get use to it...\r\ni usually play with 250-350 ping...\r\nammm dammmmn it''s been too long since i played :('),
(51327, '65a660ec4c', '', 'yeah usually if im pinging high i just still play but this was weird. i literally could barely move, like i could see my hud or half the people shooting at me. we played a last man standing match and all of the people i killed was out of sheer luck. i could not see anybody and just started dodging around aimlessly'),
(51292, '855f7a4749', '', 'no text???, its animated, it should say {dFb}t0x1c in the left center which dissapears after like 2 seconds and then there should be a quote from stewie...\r\n\r\nanyone else cant see the animation????  :?  8)'),
(51295, '0d73fc8882', '', 'lol kk\r\n\r\nSry\r\nI see it now\r\nGuess my comp was screwin up\r\n\r\nVery nice :D\r\ni like it\r\n\r\nGreat quote btw\r\nStewie playin basketball = lmfao'),
(52400, 'be16df3155', '', 'I think im good to go?'),
(51299, 'dd3722c142', '', 'Ok thanks to MaatMan I have a link to my maps and DM-KryptoniteCity is 66mb BUT you might have a lot of the tex that goes to it so you might not need it all. That was the 1st map I made useing alot of tex and didn''t know how to do it right so just delete what you don''t need. Thanks again MattMan.\r\n\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/Deviant/\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd NICOLE you just want me to bad lol'),
(51300, '98c48a6159', '', 'and then you give me $100 to take her back after 5 mins? LOL'),
(51301, '1f5464a472', '', '&quot;baaalls of steeeel&quot;'),
(51302, 'ac142b36f5', '', 'Where''s the play ground map?'),
(51304, '3f4f0ac605', '', 'it is number 7 on the list'),
(51305, '13815e7d69', '', 'wow, how the hell did I miss that.. Thanks'),
(51306, '0da66b7017', '', 'too much drinking like me lol'),
(51307, 'dfb9513c51', '', 'i guess they had a goooooood reasone'),
(51308, 'd2d1508fc9', '', 'LMFAOOOOooo'),
(51309, '0f72174af2', '', 'I GOT BALLS OF STEEELLLL...\r\nLAMOOOOooo'),
(51310, 'a7d469902e', '', 'LOL...'),
(51311, '89f43445bb', '', 'NICEEEEEEEEE\r\nMAJER COCK???\r\nWHAT ABOUT MY STUFF??? :)'),
(51313, '416c9b3821', '', 'hahaha lol oooo yes u know it i want u .......... :lol:'),
(51314, '86bd230b7e', '', 'ya I know you want me so bad but you are scard to face me in any map :lol: . And you realy don''t want me in one of mine. And next week I will be starting on a new map!! :D'),
(51315, '1fd1d73e2c', 'UT3 to be PC/PS3 exclusive', 'Gamespot Article\r\nhttp://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/unrealtournament2007/news.html?sid=6174170\r\n\r\nin short, PC/PS3 first then Xbox360 next year.'),
(51316, '6e5eb9a167', '', 'next year....???\r\nlooks like when 2008 will come they gonna say next year'),
(51317, 'aa4f741747', '', 'wow i figured xbox would have had a shot.\r\n\r\nanyways since were talking about ut3:\r\n\r\n\r\nwheres the fucking demo?!?!?!?!'),
(51318, '42c20f801c', 'beatboxx ownage', 'wow this guy is good\r\n\r\nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=cC9uZT-TyPY'),
(51319, '1faf2a364a', '', 'The way I read it is, it will be out for the PC/PS3 late 2007 and will be released for the xbox in the beginning of 2008'),
(51320, 'fed95cb916', '', 'blow it out your ass  :lol:'),
(51321, '377865d89a', 'crazy lag on the server tonight', 'i just had to get off. i could barely move. my net is not slow and nor is my computer and i dumped my cache and flushed but nothing helped. wtf  :?:'),
(51322, '14a05de400', '', 'ahhhhh, much better!'),
(51328, '8b409dc513', '', 'windows key+R, cmd\r\ntype in ''tracert IPaddress''\r\n\r\n[code:1:8b409dc513]\r\nC&#58;\\&gt;tracert 209.190.24.37\r\n\r\nTracing route to iris14.al-9m6.net &#91;209.190.24.37&#93;\r\nover a maximum of 30 hops&#58;\r\n\r\n  1     1 ms    &lt;1 ms    &lt;1 ms  192.168.0.20\r\n  2    87 ms    40 ms    40 ms  10.73.0.1\r\n  3    62 ms    51 ms    24 ms  gig2-2.teleoh1-ybr1.columbus.rr.com &#91;24.95.81.237&#93;\r\n  4   110 ms    60 ms    70 ms  srp9-0.clmboh1-rtr2.columbus.rr.com &#91;65.25.129.94&#93;\r\n  5    60 ms    33 ms    41 ms  son0-2-0.mtgmoh1-rtr0.columbus.rr.com &#91;24.95.81.193&#93;\r\n\r\n  6    82 ms    64 ms    40 ms  pos13-0.clmboh1-rtr3.columbus.rr.com &#91;65.25.128.230&#93;\r\n\r\n  7    51 ms    64 ms    68 ms  rrcs-70-60-25-82.central.biz.rr.com &#91;70.60.25.82&#93;\r\n  8    65 ms    62 ms    37 ms  GIG11-6-CISCO-THREE-XLHOST.xlhost.com &#91;206.222.25.30&#93;\r\n\r\n  9    38 ms    24 ms    61 ms  iris14.al-9m6.net &#91;209.190.24.37&#93;\r\n\r\nTrace complete.\r\n\r\nC&#58;\\&gt;[/code:1:8b409dc513]\r\nThat might at least give you an idea if it''s a problem somewhere between you and the server but I don''t know that it will help you do anything about the problem unless you have a real good friend on the inside at your ISP or something.'),
(64467, 'e73f4549c1', 'OMA wants to rumble', 'Got this message from Barnzy.  Is anyone interested?\r\n\r\n&quot;[OMA]barnzyy&quot;: hey mate, its barnzy from clan [OMA] , we would like to play some fun rumbles against dfb :). If you are interested give me a shout on msn : breakyoutface@hotmail.co.uk or at the forums: http://www.omasnipers.org. Thanks Michael'),
(64468, 'd0c72d06ae', '', 'If everyone else is on board I wouldn''t mind doing it.'),
(64469, 'aa18430c9b', '', 'Let''s kick some ass!!!\r\nI''m in...'),
(64470, '56ad2c247e', '', 'OK Im down for it.....As long as we keep this as a fun sport with out BULLSHIT rules :)'),
(64471, '42d1a0a4d4', '', 'Yo everyone, If needed, just let me know......... I''m in'),
(64472, '5c9b645239', '', 'We need your ass in there!!!'),
(64473, '304442f816', '', 'im in if its friday or saturday after 6'),
(64474, 'e762b84560', '', '[quote=&quot;GlimmerMan&quot;]We need your ass in there!!![/quote]\r\n\r\nWell alrighty then, pending times, I''m in....'),
(64475, 'b73e1ed475', '', 'hell yes'),
(64476, '9163af1e8a', '', 'sundays are still best but i can do saturday after 6'),
(64477, '351a6c85c2', '', 'I will say that I will try to be here but as everybody knows, I have been very unreliable in the gaming community lately. :roll:'),
(64478, '61cf221cc4', '', 'I thought that one of the coolest things you bought was the vibrator for your ass! :lol:'),
(64479, 'b21acc2e0e', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(64480, 'd3b6da8695', 'I''m back betchs', 'Got UT running on ubuntu natively..and i must say it runs a lot smoother...now to get TS3 and i''ll be fraggin yo asses'),
(64481, '93cbb0f189', '', 'I retract that..UT crashes on certain maps...installing xp tonight..'),
(64482, 'ea8a243de2', 'Best Alternative to Fraps and it''s FREE', 'Bandicam is a high performance Game Recorder, Video Capture, and Desktop Screen Capture program.\r\n\r\nIt''s high quality and the recorded file size is extremely smaller than other software.\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://www.bandicam.com/downloads/'),
(64483, '29978af9c8', 'Getting this community on mIRC.', 'Hello, my name is Tom, some of you guys do  know me and some not. My nickname is .:XT:. and im playing for ESG team.\r\nIm gonna skip the intro and get to the point. Please read it.\r\nWhat is mIRC?\r\nmIRC is a popular Internet Relay Chat client used by millions of people, and thousands of organizations, to communicate, share, play and work with each other on IRC networks around the world. Serving the Internet community for over a decade, mIRC has evolved into a powerful, reliable and fun piece of technology.\r\n\r\nSadly as far as i know this community is used to msn... which i found really irritating for contacting anyone or trying to make a rumble. I did it once and never again. Same as xfire.\r\nI use xfire only for storing the camping servers, because for other servers it is not needed.Every clan can put their server ip to their channel, and its visible for every person that comes in that channel.\r\nI understand that pretty much all of you is just bored of installing such a thing, thinking its just another chat program same like others, but i assure you it is not.\r\nThe rest of UT communities such as normal weapon TDM, CTF, Insta, and all other mods is using mIRC, and i have to say it really works and it keeps this game alive more then anything else.\r\nOnly in sniper camping people still use msn for organizing the games, setting up the rumbles, calling people to show up for the match and so on.\r\n\r\nThis is how my mIRC looks like, and this is my own clan channel aswell (the window called #TmNT) and a popular pickup channel &quot;#vc.ut&quot;\r\nhttp://i48.tinypic.com/2rcyk9i.jpg\r\n\r\nIn every channel there is a list of people to the right connected to the channel.\r\nYou can send a message so every user in the channel can see it, or you can double click some of them on the list, and a new private window will appear.\r\nwindows are sorted to the left of irc.\r\nBoth of the channels on the picture shown have a gahter/pickup mode enabled.\r\nNow whats that?\r\nin any of these channels you can use command !add and you will be added to the list of the players [u:29978af9c8]willing to play at the moment[/u:29978af9c8] (eki13 was added in channel &quot;#TmNT&quot;) and as soon as the number of spots is filled in, in this case it was set to 2v2, the pickup (the rumble) starts.You will recieve a private message from the bot on irc with server information and teamspeak which is optional. after this players go to the ip adress and have a game. after they finish the game they can use command &quot;!game over&quot; to reset the pickup gather.\r\nthere are more commands like \r\n!add red/blue \r\n!team red/blue (switch to the red or blue team)\r\n!remove (removes you from the pickup unless it started already.)\r\n!gameover (resets the pickup)\r\n!vote mapname\r\n!status (shows the current pickup status)\r\n!servers (shows available servers and teamspeak)\r\nand some more...\r\n Now imagine if only few members from each clan would join irc, and join the &quot;camping pickup channel&quot;....\r\nA rumble could happen really easy.\r\nAlso having this much players on one list which is actually live would be more then awesome.People could chat, inform, and stay in touch much more easy.\r\nAt this moment there are few active servers aswell, so this way your server might be for some use actually. \r\n\r\nIn every channel permissions can be set to each user. so same like on forums there are admins, moderators, and normal users. (alittle different on irc but based on same thing)\r\nChannel can be public or private (locked with password) \r\nyou can have more then one channel.\r\nTo create a channel is really easy and free ofc.\r\n\r\nNow i will not make any instructions yet how to get on this thing, but i would like to see how many of you guys are willing to give it a try, and after few days / weeks i will count the number from other forums aswell and let you know how many would join irc, so you know you wont be alone there.\r\nSorry for huge text, it might look like its complicated thing but its not, just give it a try!\r\nI will be willing to help ANYONE to set up his mIRC or his own channel.\r\n\r\nThis community needs something new, and this just might work.\r\nGreetz .:XT:.'),
(64465, '67fc34aa98', '', 'Thats a lot to do list......Keep up the good work and lets us know if we could help.'),
(64463, 'a5c5279e96', '', 'Gun is all done eMac updated it today.'),
(64464, '9d900bb136', '', 'sweet...my windows HD and 500gig both took a shit today..500 gig is salvageable to an extent..files in the windows hd are salvageable..but the OS is history...installing everying on linux atm..gonna take forever as i gotta install torrent client, dl UT GOTY ISOs..apply a million patch and install TS3..all my discs are at my old house so i have no win7 repair/install discs..no flash drive big enough..and this dsl connection sucks ass..still not 100% on what ima do..i''ll have something figure out by tomorrow im sure..yeah..that''s why ya don''t see me on ts/ut for the time being'),
(64457, '7b82b61a36', '', 'Well lets just make it fair that''s all i wonted to see....lol.'),
(64458, '235bcec59d', '', 'looks cool, to bad I didn''t have this an hour ago before i redid a couple of our maps. I would have put it in the maps. Oh well next map.'),
(64459, 'dd73e30849', '', 'Thats what i have been looking for plus its CHEAP....not like 100$ pice of crap you buy at bestbuy?'),
(64460, '28d6413281', '', 'Ah ok, glad you getting it on the roll. :)'),
(64461, 'ef1627d0b8', '', 'Oh crap oh crap oh crap i gotta get this! *STEALLLLSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!* LOL! Nice ty.'),
(64462, '9893e4b2fc', '', 'Looks very nice.'),
(64453, '09fea2fad5', '', 'yeah Hook''s site is where I started my journey into creating/running a master server...'),
(64454, 'eca3e2f4df', '', 'Well...I updated to the latest OpenGL drivers and while it''s definitely makes my pc run hotter, the darkness issue is gone'),
(51335, '1d98093691', 'Bull Grapevine', 'Bull Grapevine\r\n\r\nThree bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them.\r\n\r\nFirst Bull: Boys, we all know I''ve been here five years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine. Now, I don''t know where this newcomer is going to get his cows, but I ain''t givin'' him any of mine. \r\n\r\nSecond Bull: That pretty much says it for me, too. I''ve been here three years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we''ve agreed are mine. I''ll fight him, run him off or kill him, but I''m keeping all my cows! \r\n\r\nThird Bull: I''ve only been here a year, and so far you guys have only let me have 10 cows to take care of. I may not be as big as you fellows (yet) but I am young and virile, so I simply must keep all my cows. \r\n\r\nThey had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in the middle of the pasture with only one animal in it: the biggest Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point. \r\n\r\nFirst Bull: Ahem... You know, it''s actually been some time since I really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a few for our new friend. \r\n\r\nSecond Bull: I have plenty of cows to take care of, if I just stay on the opposite end of the pasture from him. I''m certainly not looking for an argument. \r\n\r\nThey look over at their young friend, the 3rd bull, and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting. \r\n\r\nFirst Bull: Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it. \r\n\r\nThird Bull: Hell, he can have all my cows. I''m just making sure he knows I''m a bull.'),
(51336, 'b0899287ef', '', 'never be too safe!'),
(51337, '402c61ba8c', '', '[quote=&quot;Deviant&quot;]Ok thanks to MaatMan I have a link to my maps and DM-KryptoniteCity is 66mb BUT you might have a lot of the tex that goes to it so you might not need it all. That was the 1st map I made useing alot of tex and didn''t know how to do it right so just delete what you don''t need. Thanks again MattMan.\r\n\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/Deviant/\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd NICOLE you just want me to bad lol[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nDOOD!!! 66 MBS?!\r\n\r\nHave you heard of export/import?!\r\n\r\nWho do you think will put that on the server?! I''ll download it and check it out, but to be honest, experience taught me that first maps are not good and 66 MBs of textures won''t be worth it. \r\n\r\nCheck out RisingFury.Clan-SoT.com \r\nI have my mapping video tutorials there. You might pick up a skill or two. Expect more soon, working on a series of like 20 - 30 hours where I''ll make a whole map.\r\n\r\n\r\n***EDIT***\r\n\r\nDude.... why in hell did you include the default packages into the rar file also?!\r\n\r\n***EDIT END***'),
(51338, 'c658b0014f', '', 'http://news.filefront.com/unreal-tournament-3-new-details/\r\n\r\nVideo of UT3 gameplay there and they claim October 2007.'),
(51339, '1cd09936d8', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]http://news.filefront.com/unreal-tournament-3-new-details/\r\n\r\nVideo of UT3 gameplay there and they claim October 2007.[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nNovember. A new trailer just came out.\r\n\r\nYou might also wanna check out the trailer at www.unrealtournament3.com'),
(51340, 'df12b392ca', '', 'Did you read what I posted?\r\n\r\n\r\nThat was the 1st map I made useing alot of tex and didn''t know how to do it right so just delete what you don''t need.\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd I don''t need to pick up anything! So what was your 1st map? I have come a long way sents then. Please don''t get me started, it has been a long time sents I was on a forum because I speak my mind and I will start shit quick!! Sorry if you didn''t read it right the 1st time.\r\n\r\n :-x'),
(51341, '80f80cdee0', '', 'I would like to say you do have a nice website and I did lose my head a little but that is just me. Like at DM-Syern''s Playground and that one is the best I have did I think. And again sorry I lost my head.'),
(51342, '2eb3dfea10', '', 'Ok I guess I will have to shoot her and throw her in a hole no one wants her :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nShe didn''t even say a word on this  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(64592, '60431962b8', '', 'That sucks lol'),
(64593, 'a4e9814f94', '', 'no kiddin that sucks......'),
(64594, '5f6711b3cb', '', 'some of the most simple maps were and are still good. Looks good from the pics Max...'),
(64595, 'af93cd1c1a', '', 'Oh ok. I''ll leave a message on there so they''ll take a look into it.'),
(64596, '661dd06b4f', '', 'awaiting confirmation as well myself.'),
(64597, 'bca86d9e90', '', '&quot;It seems that the mailing system is not working (I am not getting PM email notifications anymore either).\r\nAlready mailed Shade, so all we can do is wait for him to fix it.\r\nIn the meanwhile, if you can post the names of the people that are waiting for the activation, I can activate them myself manually in the admin BO.&quot;\r\n\r\nI''m not sure what name you guys trying to register under so let me know and I''ll post it.'),
(51344, '3bae8494a5', '', 'OH NO U GUYS FUCKIN DIDN''T I HAVE NOT BEEN ON DFB IN A WHILE AND UR ASS IS TRYING TO SELL ME WTF LOL OH AND BTW MOM I HAVE A JOB :wink: STOP HATIN DAMMIT IT LOL'),
(64455, '16bab7982b', 'New logo', 'We didn''t have a clan page at FN, only a team page, so I created a clan page and whipped this logo together\r\n[img:16bab7982b]http://p455w0rd.net/images/dfb_FN_logo.png[/img:16bab7982b]'),
(64452, 'f0561b1a56', '2 New Maps for UT 99 - DM-!!{dFb}-X-Loc-Madness and Mini', 'DM-!!{dFb}-X-Loc-Madness\r\nDM-!!{dFb}-X-Loc-Madness-Mini\r\n\r\nTelefrag the fuck out of everyone in X-Loc-Madness\r\n X-Loc-Mini is same map but 10x smaller and it''s insane!\r\n\r\nBoth maps have been zipped up in one package. Download it <a href="http://dfbgaming.com/stuff/Maps/DM-!!%7BdFb%7D-X-Loc-Madness.rar"> ~ HERE ~</a>\r\n<p>\r\n<img src="http://download.dfbgaming.com/stuff/images/xloc.png">'),
(51346, 'a4d85f82ee', '', 'yeah yeah...and when september will come they will say January 2008!'),
(51347, 'f913f93af6', '', 'he he\r\ngood one'),
(51348, 'a43f8aea27', '', 'Deviant\r\ncan you make a big size mape of a inside of a car???\r\ni can see how you can hide in the vent...under the seat....\r\nit would be sweet!'),
(51349, '29d3247737', '', 'i would take her...JOB or not...\r\n:)'),
(51350, '634568ba32', '', 'Yeah, but Sauron you would use her for sexual purposes, I need a kid willing to get a job  :lol:  that''s why you''d be perfect Nicole, you have a job! I said I''d be willing to trade straight up  :)'),
(51351, 'caf30b5001', '', 'Sexual??? you think???\r\ni thiouth about, washing the floor....and stuff like that.... ;)\r\nhehe'),
(51352, '9b170c8b09', '', 'lol funny shit...mom tell dillan to get off hiz lazzy ass and get a job to help his mommy  :P  *cough cough* now dillhole teehee but anyways mom home was ur drive home ect? well i g2g peepz work time  :lol:'),
(51353, 'c890f9754a', '', 'LMFAO\r\ngood1'),
(51354, '0005d5636e', '', 'LMAO  :lol:'),
(51355, '9facf7dabf', '', 'maybe my next one I am working on a sex shop right now, I guess you need to be 18+ to get in I mean play LOL'),
(51356, '47e39e339c', '', 'glad to see my ho is still on the coner where I put her I guess I will make more money off her there then I would by selling her here  :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\nwashing the floor....and stuff like that??????\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI can sell you a mini skirt she can wear then she is  :wink: washing your floor  :wink:  but I have never heard it called that before  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51357, '06edc43ed4', '', 'oh wow damit im not for sell :( and i make my own money punk ass  :P'),
(51358, '1c93e3c6f1', 'This Is Perfect For That Irritating Person Next To You', 'If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train or anywhere\r\n\r\n1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.\r\n\r\n2. Remove your laptop.\r\n\r\n3. Turn it on.\r\n\r\n4. Make sure the guy who won''t leave you alone can see the screen.\r\n\r\n5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.\r\n\r\n6. Then hit this link: \r\n\r\nhttp://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf'),
(51359, 'c281e9b66a', '', 'L M F A O.....\r\ni think this is one of the best!!!\r\nLOL Glimmer....LOL'),
(51360, 'd919cef6a1', '', 'lol...i get get in and play!\r\ni''ll be 29 soon'),
(51361, '7ba1a82142', '', 'i dont really get it. It just counted down to 0'),
(51362, 'cde0b1e4a1', '', 'yup you do make your own money on the coner but I get 25% as your pimp!! And you really want to be for sale? Ok fine then\r\n\r\n\r\nFREE TO A GOOD OOPS FREE TO ANY HOME OR BOX. 8)'),
(64450, '9f164a78c7', '', 'Will be checking if these are on the server! :P'),
(64456, 'e43fdc5d34', '', 'Well glad to see new maps after all of these years....And glad to see all of the old players BACK!!!!'),
(51366, 'acd57eefc1', '', ':-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :twisted:  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x'),
(64448, '392d324cdb', '', 'Neat tech stuff!');
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(64449, '1edeebd968', '', 'I came across a thread familiar to this discussion. They would be somewhere at this site. http://hooksutplace.freeforums.org/portal.php\r\n\r\nI''ll come back with link when I got a bit more time.'),
(51367, '472d551cf7', '', ':lol:  she loves me soooooooooo much :lol:'),
(51368, '5e9546beba', 'UT Skin Maker 24', 'ya ya I know this is not about maps but didn''t know where to put it, I lost my mind again LOL\r\n\r\nBut I have uploaded a UT Skin Maker 24.zip on my page if any one wants it. \r\n\r\nIt is the number 11 if you can not find it\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/Deviant/'),
(51369, '74590a2bef', '1 on 1', 'Bring it on Nicole :!:'),
(51370, '002dc14d41', '', 'hahahah u know it  :lol:'),
(51371, 'd67e6181e2', '', 'lol id say yes if i have not played forever.....so give me a few days :D dont want to make my clan look bad  :P'),
(51372, '4cdc77f56a', '', 'it will not make your clan look bad just you L|MAO :lol:'),
(51373, 'ac4c48e394', '', 'sould like my wedding night LMAO'),
(51374, '47845ed995', '', 'hahah sure give me a few days to worm up then ill show u who looks bad....u pick the map...or maps BRING IT BITCH'),
(51375, '8bbdbb275d', '', ':lol:  I got your bitch I don''t think you want me to pick the maps NO fine I will pick them'),
(51376, '78e8514bc1', '', 'LOL UR WILL PROB PICK A MAP U KNOW LIKE THE BAK OF UR HAND SO UMMM U PICK ONE I PICK ONE DEAL  :twisted:'),
(51377, '406e2f2fbb', '', 'sure but you know who can turn a map ummm never mind LOL pick away'),
(51378, '931584c085', '', ':roll:'),
(51379, '874f504a67', 'Bad Date', 'Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what''s wrong. &quot;Well,&quot; replies Paul, &quot;you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?&quot; &quot;Yes,&quot; replies Jeff with a laugh. &quot;Well,&quot; says Paul, straightening up, &quot;I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.&quot; &quot;That''s great!&quot; says Jeff, &quot;When are you going out?&quot; \r\n\r\n&quot;I went to meet her this evening,&quot; continues Paul, &quot;but I was worried I''d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn''t show.&quot; &quot;Sensible&quot; says Jeff. &quot;So I get to her door,&quot; says Paul, &quot;and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.&quot; &quot;And what happened then?&quot; &quot;I kicked her in the face.&quot;'),
(51380, '8cd5d2db82', 'According To The Dictionary', 'A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. \r\nThe hooker says, &quot;wheres my money?&quot; \r\nThe koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. \r\nIt says &quot;gets paid for sex.&quot; \r\nThe koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. \r\nIt says, &quot;Eats bush and leaves!&quot;'),
(51381, 'cd620a0023', '', 'Next Wesday get ready puppet :wink:'),
(59395, '5b989012ac', '360: Lian-Li Xbox case', 'Maybe not everyone''s cup of tea... but it does exist and won''t melt if you have to bake it for 10 min at 400 degrees.\r\n<a href="http://lian-li.com/v2/en/product/product06.php?pr_index=261&amp;cl_index=1&amp;sc_index=35&amp;ss_index=87&amp;g=spec" target="_blank"><img src="http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/5909/pcxb01b.jpg" border="0"></a>'),
(56165, '4806748602', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]lately i''m trying to get back my ass to the game i hope the will fix the issue i have with UT99\r\nthanks[/quote]\r\nI have a Pentium D.  It''s dual core and I never had that problem.  If your processor has any kind of feature that dynamically adjusts it''s speed or over/underclocks it automatically, try turning that off.  I did have problems exactly like matt describes when I tried the Asus auto-overclocking thing.'),
(51383, 'ec918a807a', '', 'you stupid fucktard....'),
(51384, 'a45b495b79', '', 'laptop bomb......\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nxD thats funny as hell :D ima do it to someone'),
(51385, 'df906c234a', '', ':lol:'),
(51386, '81a05dcfd3', '', ':lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51387, '7fa7a9c41c', 'new sig', 'anyone like it at all? After 2 years of going them lol'),
(51388, '0b7a62ac90', 'Little Old Lady', 'A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. &quot;Do you know how they make these gloves?&quot; he asked. &quot;No, I don''t.&quot; &quot;Well,&quot; he spoofed, &quot;there''s a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.&quot;\r\n\r\nShe didn''t crack a smile. &quot;Oh, well. I tried,&quot; he thought. But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. &quot;What''s so funny?&quot; he asked. &quot;I was just envisioning how condoms are made!&quot;'),
(51389, '8c48a88f04', 'Respect In A Marriage', 'A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating their anniversary. The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, &quot;I would like you to perform oral sex on me. In the 50 years we have married NEVER have you ONCE done this to me.&quot; She replies, &quot;It''s just that I''m afraid that you won''t respect me afterwards.&quot; &quot;Won''t respect you afterwards! he yells, we have been married for 50 years for Christ sakes!&quot; &quot;OK! OK! I''ll do it just this one time!&quot; She then bends down and gives him oral sex until he has an orgasm in her mouth. Immediately afterwards she runs to the bathroom. The phone rings next to the bed and he picks it up. He then yells to his wife, &quot;Hey Cock sucker! it''s for you!&quot;'),
(51390, 'ee39a87c0a', 'Wasting Your Time', 'A little boy walks into his parents room and sees his mom bouncing up and down on top of his dad.\r\n\r\nMom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worrying about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. \r\n\r\nThe son sees his Mom and asks, &quot;What were you and dad doing?&quot; \r\n\r\nThe mother replies &quot;Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.&quot;\r\n\r\n&quot;You''re wasting your time.&quot; says the boy. \r\n\r\n&quot;Why is that?&quot; asks his Mom, puzzled. \r\n\r\n&quot;Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.&quot;'),
(51391, '0556e38705', 'Condom Sizing', 'A man walked into the drugstore and shyly asked the pretty girl working there if he could buy some condoms. Seeing his discomfort, the girl decided to have some fun. \r\n\r\nShe asked what size he needed. He said he didn''t really know. So the girl said they come in three sizes, and that there were three holes in the fence outside that they used for sizing tests. He should go outside and put his tool to the test. \r\n\r\nWhen he went outside, the girl snuck around the fence, when he put his tool through the first hole, she caught him and gave him a handjob. \r\n\r\nWhen he put his tool in the second hole, she gave him oral sex. \r\n\r\nWhen he put his tool in the third hole, she had her pants down and she took him inside herself. \r\n\r\nWhen he was finished, the girl ran around the front. He walked up and she asked, &quot;So, what size do you need?&quot; \r\n\r\nHe answered, &quot;I''ve decided not to buy any condoms; but I do want 8 feet of that fence!&quot;'),
(51392, '9798b84d4c', '', 'dont show'),
(51393, 'e8cfd965ea', '', 'ummmmm ok don''t know what I did wrong I can see it, and I''m not high LOL\r\n\r\nhttp://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1719/invert1cc5.jpg that is the link to it'),
(51394, '643e187ded', '', 'I think it''s pretty cool.....yup!'),
(51395, 'd9f7597cc0', '', 'thank you BlackWidow and with a name like yours I never want to piss you off LOL'),
(51396, 'c9bfebe36f', '', 'hey invert you still talk to jay?\r\naka the dark pickle?'),
(51397, 'd1e2324373', '', 'ya he live about 25 miles from me but I have not talk to him in about 2 or 3 weeks. I think I am going to go call him now and see what his craker ass is up to.'),
(51400, '42bedf4f7f', '', '[img:42bedf4f7f]http://videosean.gotgeeks.com/i/ss/UTSkinMaker.jpg[/img:42bedf4f7f]\r\n\r\n?? :('),
(51401, '4188f00146', '', 'mannnnn\r\nit is sooooo funny\r\nOMG'),
(51402, '25f649bf4e', '', 'LOL...'),
(51403, '232552085f', '', 'LOL...\r\ngood one'),
(51404, 'eb16245aa7', '', 'HA HA...\r\njust like Matt and MikeAnime ;)'),
(51405, '57d4d4e214', '', 'hehe'),
(51406, 'bedded91bc', '', 'LOL.... \r\n&quot;So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn''t show.&quot; &quot;Sensible&quot; says Jeff&quot;\r\nonly a guy can say Sensible for that...LOL\r\ngood one'),
(51407, 'b867f70deb', '', 'LOL......nice one'),
(51408, 'd9349fde4b', '', 'nice ass on the sig :)'),
(51409, '34f7747f46', '', 'ummm I don''t know what that is let me tey to look in to it sorry'),
(51410, '00d05066e6', '', 'thank you I picked her up one night and just can''t let go lol'),
(51537, 'b1849e0024', '', 'wow thanks guys. hats off to the people over at planet render. without them i would have had the artwork. just wish i could draw half this good.\r\n\r\nkratos is my idol  :D'),
(51411, 'd8c9601479', '', 'how about thur since i work all day wed ok ? 8)'),
(51412, '6bbf500906', '', 'lol nice sig'),
(51413, '8f71f06ecf', 'Nintendo''s new WiiFit', 'This is so AWESOME!!! YEAH!!!!!111\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_iYBmAVuBns" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>'),
(51414, 'e0cd1f36ea', '', 'AWESOME????\r\nNO!\r\na cute littel white thing...YEAH!\r\ni mean....take it from someone that really know what he is talking about in exercise and other sport &quot;activity&quot;...\r\nnothing...but NOTHING will replace the playing with a ball out side or doin recreation exercise...\r\nit is just nother way to keep us home, INDOOR...\r\ni think it is a fun tool, and from that short preview, i can see that you can enjoy it and maybe doing some propioceptivic exercise...or other erobic sexercise like dancing....ask anyone who is working out...if it''s not part of your life style you won''t do it at home....maybe for a week or two...but then\r\nthe only thing that white thing gonna use it''s for placing your legs when you relax on your bed eating some junk shit...\r\noutdoor, nothing will replace it...\r\nthan again, if you have an extra 300$, give them to me... :)'),
(51415, 'af61d29ce0', '', 'fight...fight....fight...\r\nlooking forward to see who won'),
(52399, '76d373512e', '', '3pm est? shit, i cant make it!  :cry: \r\n\r\njimmy, did u get my PM?'),
(52398, 'ecab9e7467', '', 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!'),
(51420, '176075f862', '', 'Nice sig :D'),
(51421, '3d117ac9e2', '', 'she just keep on puching it off I think she is getting a little chicken LOL on Thursday it is. :lol:'),
(51423, '031aa8ccae', '', 'lol naw its more like wen i work 10-4 then 6-11'),
(51424, 'd27fb6f933', '', 'stop using them big words :P'),
(51429, '5b97a7d0ca', 'Another set back for Unreal Tournament 3', 'Looks like UT3 is going to be delayed again,\r\nhttp://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=8117'),
(51430, 'ae974a583c', '', 'I hope this doesn''t delay the release anylonger. I am so sick of waiting.'),
(51431, '99d656508d', '', 'Yeah me too but still that post makes Epic look like a bunch of ass holes. I think they put more effort into Unreal 3 instead of gears of war. For gears thier only puting it on Xbox. Not alot of great graphics can be done thier but they are putting tons of great graphics into Unreal 3. They wouldnt take money to make Gears. They would take it to actually finally release UT3.\r\n\r\n If neaver even heard of Silicone Knights.'),
(51514, '17550d2196', '', 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY from ISRAEL dude...\r\nhave a good one :)'),
(51433, 'e48908e714', '', 'lol btw be happy i dont even get to practice to kick ur ass before wen dam u lol'),
(51434, '2e1a5c8c2c', '', 'can i say..... TOLD YOU!!!!!\r\nif you ask me we won''t see in befor January 2008!'),
(51435, '1ef5fe8c86', 'c-OPs Match today! Sat 6pm est', 'See privates for info!'),
(51436, '054765a0c0', 'c-OP''s importent info!', 'For those that did not practice - there server has a no run mod, you will lose a point if running around no telafrag or u die, and more gravity then dFb you will creator faster!\r\n\r\nThe rifle is bolt action one shot one kill, if you are being shot at start to move! Hard to hit moving targets with no noob spray!\r\n\r\nMaps - \r\nFlat and In da Crib play as normal. In Flat (keep crater to a min.)\r\n\r\n Skullys - Almost every room has a vent in the floor - take the tunnels\r\n\r\nSuburban - Almost every other outer house has access to tunnels...take the tunnels. A lot of hidden platforms so look up in corners! If they get to platforms one will fake death and look around while other shoots, kill one... there will be another so move and look back for the other to pop up!\r\n\r\nMortal - Take the tunnels back way or water. If they take them will run in pairs in the back way.\r\n\r\nIf you are a newer member and did not practice I will try to get you into a map. Stand by listen and learn.\r\n\r\n\r\nI'),
(51437, 'd854ce4a8d', '', 'ok what ever you wanted a week so you could play I can kick your ass anytime LOL'),
(51438, '20b34ea8a3', '', 'Duke Nukem Forever will be out before UT3 :P'),
(51439, '0f56e3989c', '', 'hey guys sorry i had to work but glad to hear u whooped there ass :D'),
(51440, '1500a1d099', '{dFb} vs c-oPs 7/21/2007', 'Good games all. \r\n\r\n{dFb} 3\r\nc-oPs 2\r\n\r\nFor all the details and match images: http://dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(51441, 'd85745c75b', '', 'GGs!!'),
(51442, '5066db8cf6', '', 'Great Games, cant wait for the rematch!!!  8)'),
(51443, 'c24fe9dc20', '', 'Good Games DFB had a great time'),
(51444, '186a1f2244', '', 'Way to go guys, im proud of you all!! sorry I could not be there. Hopefully I can make the rematch.'),
(51445, '3e7359009a', 'LT Test Sig and Avatar', 'Testing New AVATAR AND SIG :D'),
(51446, '8ae4b65e78', '', 'testing again !! did''t work first time rofl'),
(51447, '3cc19f6ec2', '', 'looks good LT'),
(51448, 'c97b3d3ded', '', 'Very nice LT!!'),
(51449, '42a3a75d1a', '', 'I see you finally came to your senses and joined.'),
(51450, 'feb114b4e2', '', 'LOL...\r\ni think UT4 will come out befor UT3\r\nhehe'),
(51451, '3ee4168110', '', 'see Matt''s Privates?\r\nLOL\r\nCick some ASS!!!\r\nGOOD LUCK ENJOY'),
(51452, 'beaf23acba', '', 'Nice sig....the avatar too much flashing\r\nfor my eyes...\r\nbut niceeeeeeee'),
(51453, '3aaa88be7f', '', 'GOOD GAME\r\ni''m sure you all had funnnn\r\ni envy you guys and galz\r\nanother stupid test is coming\r\narrrrrrr'),
(51454, '51d5d11d1d', '', 'good job...\r\nthanks for the info Jimmy'),
(51455, 'baa87fb1af', 'Helicopter Lessons', 'Helicopter Lessons\r\n\r\n\r\nA blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity.\r\n\r\nWhen she arrived at the place, the instructor said, &quot;Well, there''s only one helicopter here and it only has one seat. If I show you how to do it, do you mind going up solo?&quot;\r\n\r\n&quot;Oh of course not! I can handle it,&quot; the blonde replied.\r\n\r\nWell, he showed her the inner workings of the helicopter and sent her on her way, only asking that she radio in every 400 feet just to make sure everything was going smoothly.\r\n\r\nAt 400 feet, she radioed in saying, &quot;Wow! This is so much fun!&quot;\r\n\r\nAt 800 feet, she radioed in again saying, &quot;This is pretty easy, I can do this all day!&quot;\r\n\r\nAt 1,200 feet, she didn''t radio in. He waited and waited, and didn''t hear from the blonde. Seconds later, he heard a crash in the field next to the station. He ran out to see what happened -- the blonde crashed!\r\n\r\nLuckily she survived. &quot;What happened?&quot; the instructor exclaimed.\r\n\r\n&quot;Well, I was doing fine, but I started to get cold so I just turned off the big fan!&quot;'),
(51456, '7545387853', '', 'Saweetness LT very nice :D'),
(51457, 'b43798a254', '', 'Nice sig!'),
(51458, '7ce1ec1431', '', 'lol if heard so many versions of that joke but its till funny'),
(51459, '4c598c703c', 'Only 62 More peeps till 2000', '[size=24:4c598c703c]Only [color=orange:4c598c703c]62[/color:4c598c703c] More poeple till 2000 Members on the site[/size:4c598c703c]'),
(51460, '4a487c2088', '', 'looking good!'),
(51461, '1c27120e98', '', 'lool  :lol:'),
(51462, '64b1f00e61', 'Howdy from the [FUN] Clan!!!', 'Howdy, folks. My name is Johnny Jones. I''m the a co-founder of a new clan called the  [FUN] Clan. We enjoy playing UT99. Our servers use custom model rifles. Our bolt-action camping server uses a 1-shot-1-kill instagib rifle that is really fun and challenging. With a muzzle-flash the size of a Buick, you better kill with the first shot or they will know exactly where you are. Our freestyle Full-auto server uses a zark-style custom model rifle. Both rifles are really messy.  Here is the info to our servers. I hope to see some of the great folks from dFb drop in from time to time and [FUN] will do the same on yall''s servers. \r\n\r\nUT99 Bolt-Action Camping/Sniping server\r\n66.128.51.235:7777\r\n\r\nUT99 Freestyle Full-Auto server\r\n66.128.51.234:7777\r\n\r\n[FUN] Clan TeamSpeak\r\n66.128.51.234:8767\r\n\r\nHave a good one, folks.\r\n\r\n-Johnny Jones\r\n[FUN]Draco\r\n[url]http://www.funclansnipers.com[/url]'),
(56079, '4b81454462', '', 'sup draco? thanks for dropping by again  :P'),
(56080, '77f8102167', '', 'We lost.\r\n\r\nDemos:\r\n\r\nhttp://download.dfbgaming.com:9080/BGE_Demos.zip\r\n\r\nDemos go in (create the folder if it doesn''t exist):\r\n\r\nDocuments\\My Games\\Unreal Tournament 3\\UTGame\\Demos\r\n\r\nThe .u file goes in (create the folders if it doesn''t exist):\r\n\r\nDocuments\\My Games\\Unreal Tournament 3\\UTGame\\Published\\CookedPC\r\n\r\nThe .u file is a custom map fixer mutator.  It isn''t anything to give them an advantage just so you know.  They just forgot to take it off.'),
(51463, 'ede7806489', '', 'Thanks for stopping by and thanks for the info.'),
(51464, 'f17d4a413d', '', 'thanks for posting ur info and good luck with the clan!!!'),
(51465, 'bd0f247f2d', '', 'lol :lol: \r\nClassic blonde joke'),
(51466, '6bf71a0c9d', '', 'wooo wooo'),
(51467, 'c49761210f', '', 'hey, welcom to our place...\r\nthanks for the info and good luck with the clan'),
(51468, 'ba129431c4', '', 'LOL....\r\nanother stupid blonde'),
(51469, '300383cfa6', '', 'bla bla bla bla bla bla da what thatz all i heard!! fuargue'),
(51470, '356d5bc7d4', '', 'zomg nuuuuuu! ive been waiting for so long. epic needs to stop cock blocking and get it done!'),
(51471, '953a0a08ba', '', '8)'),
(51472, '54ca9f0132', '', 'Thanks for your visit and the info. Come back soon. :P'),
(51473, '8b04454095', '', 'Looks good Cyclops! :lol:'),
(64446, '8ed9bf7a23', 'Did you say UT99 UDK?', 'It''s real...looks fucking awesome...as soon as I complete my todo list I''m gonna play with it....there are TONS of new features...and I''m pretty sure ut436 supports this stuff natively..just that it wouldn''t be possible on the cpu''s/gpu''s from 99..cpu''s/gpu''s are much more powerful now and thus able to accomlish more witht the old engine...read more and check pics/vids @ http://www.moddb.com/mods/utcommunitysdk\r\n\r\n[img:8ed9bf7a23]http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/10/9974/UTSDK_2012_SeptPrev_SubUV3.jpg[/img:8ed9bf7a23]\r\n[img:8ed9bf7a23]http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/10/9974/UTSDK_2012_SeptPrev_SubUV2.1.jpg[/img:8ed9bf7a23]\r\n[img:8ed9bf7a23]http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/10/9974/UTSDK_2012_SeptPrev_SE1.jpg[/img:8ed9bf7a23]\r\n[img:8ed9bf7a23]http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/10/9974/UTSDK_DecPreview_ColorFade2.jpg[/img:8ed9bf7a23]\r\n...so if this creates maps compatible with our current 436 clients (and I''m pretty sure it does)...we can do some amazing things'),
(51475, 'aa70ea2255', '', 'please stop the cock sucking and the licking and get this done!\r\ncick some ass...hehe ;)'),
(52414, 'f681257c72', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]usually katana just talking shit\r\nbut now.....i''ll go with..what he said\r\n:)[/quote]\r\n\r\nOH Really? Cock Hole..... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  asshole  upyours'),
(51480, '326c5472a6', '', 'lol, funny!  :D'),
(51481, '15aca06c69', '', 'Hey welcome, good luck with your clan!'),
(51482, '77e40593fd', '', 'I need to know a time I have to go to town at 3:30  :('),
(51483, '1fd42bdcb4', 'Upgrade', 'New upgraded sig\r\nTell me what yall think :D'),
(51484, '36e073796a', '', 'wow, very nice  8O  :P'),
(64466, '4445f5f046', '', 'Well if anyone cares,\r\n\r\nGameGavel auction ended at about 33,500.00\r\nEbay auction ended at about 14,000.00'),
(64445, '456ccbe714', 'Stewie skin umod installer', 'Get the stewie skin in umod format @ https://www.dropbox.com/s/o2xg9274bs3a9dh/Stewie.umod\r\n\r\nIf you lack the windows file associations for *.umod files, get the registry fix @ http://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&amp;d_op=getit&amp;lid=58#dl then you just double click the umod\r\n\r\n[i:456ccbe714]NOTE: When the setup window asks for the Installation path, make sure to use the root UT directory ([b:456ccbe714]C:\\UnrealTournament[/b:456ccbe714] - not C:\\UnrealTournament\\System)[/i:456ccbe714]'),
(51486, 'cbb44e7ce6', '', 'nice man'),
(51487, 'b5db3ea9e7', '', 'when ever on thur.....just let me sleep in :D and after that ill be free all day :D tongiht when i get off work im gonna go threw sum maps and ill tell yeah wat one i pick  :lol:'),
(51488, 'bcb2f53cfb', '', 'omg now it is moved to Thursday ok I win  8)  I will talk to you tonight when I get home. :P'),
(51489, '09ddd1903f', 'Happy Birthday Dillan!', 'Please join me in wishing Dillan a happy ''16''th birthday on Sunday. I love you bud...have a great one!  (big kiss)\r\n\r\n[img:09ddd1903f]http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/Dillanbdaypost.jpg[/img:09ddd1903f]'),
(51490, '897b187f4d', '', 'Yup, gotta love the drug cars!!!! They work out well, we take them, auction the car and the proceeds go to new equipment ect......'),
(51493, 'c2ca26d011', '', '[quote=&quot;NICOLE&quot;]lol id say yes if i have not played forever.....so give me a few days :D dont want to make my clan look bad  :P[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nTOO LATE!'),
(51494, 'fc3fd6aec2', '', 'OH, and btw......the legal age of consent is 19!   :P'),
(51495, '4a689554ea', 'Re: new sig', '[quote=&quot;Deviant&quot;]anyone like it at all? After 2 years of going them lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nPretty gay but it fits you well!'),
(51496, '1f068f7c97', '', 'Thanks guys :D'),
(51497, '4b8ebc2038', '', 'Looks great!'),
(51498, 'bc63c7c905', '', 'Happy Birthday, Dillan'),
(51499, '1b54fcb39b', '', '[img:1b54fcb39b]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/MJ1254/HappyBirthday.gif[/img:1b54fcb39b]\r\n\r\nbunghole!'),
(51500, 'e3ea523e91', '', 'happy birthday dude, have a good one!!!  :P'),
(51501, '06f2a75143', '', 'WTF ARE U TALKING ABOUT MOVED AGAIN ITS BEEN PLANNED FOR TOMORROW THUR SINCE LAST WEEK U CRACK HEAD....WELL MAKE U MIND UP IF U WANNA PLAY TOMORROW THEN WE WILL IF NOT UMM OK'),
(51502, '333b1f8f00', '', 'Happy Birthday DillHole :D'),
(51504, '8a4a3f9cae', '', '[quote=&quot;Deviant&quot;]Next Wesday get ready puppet :wink:[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nummmmm what day was it Puppet?  :lol:'),
(51505, '76720dcc6c', '', 'gay? well I don''t know about that, but I guess you would know all about the gayness Nocturnal  :lol:'),
(51506, '6c1062f6c5', '', 'Happy Birthday Dillan!!  :D'),
(51507, '42ab620108', '', 'Lookin Good, Majer!!  :D'),
(51508, 'c2e2841b9e', 'More Blonde Fun!!', 'I needed a few days off work, but  I knew the Boss would not allow me to \r\n&gt; take a leave. I thought that maybe  if I acted &quot;CRAZY&quot; then he would tell \r\n&gt; me to take a few days off. So I  hung upside down on the ceiling and made \r\n&gt; funny noises. My co-worker  (who''s blonde) asked me what I was doing. I \r\n&gt; told her that I was  pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss\r\n&gt; would  think I was &quot;CRAZY&quot; and give me a few days off. A few minutes later \r\n&gt; the  Boss came into the office and asked &quot;What are you doing?&quot; I told him I  \r\n&gt; was a light bulb.\r\n&gt; \r\n&gt; He said &quot;You are clearly stressed out. Go home  and recuperate for a couple \r\n&gt; of days&quot;. I jumped down and walked out of  the office. When my co-worker \r\n&gt; (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked  her&quot;...And where do you think \r\n&gt; you''re going ?&quot;\r\n&gt;  She said, &quot;I''m going home too. I can''t work in the DARK!&quot;'),
(51509, '237635faac', '', 'umm tomorrow da look at the first page of this forum and u would have known that'),
(51510, 'babae57740', '', 'Whats up Noc.\r\nBeat up any inmates lately?...lol'),
(51511, 'c04ebf22a2', '', 'Happy Birthday Dillan.'),
(51512, 'fce4258539', '', 'HAHA!  Good one!'),
(51513, 'e157eb5f33', '', 'BTW Demon....I like the new sig  :)'),
(51515, '6f032fc763', '', 'lol funny one\r\nand nice siggggg'),
(51516, '2c6c716aa7', '', 'LOL....'),
(51517, '7795b4eb07', '', 'nice job Majer...\r\nany luck with my sig? \r\ni''m gonna find binladen and make you lick his BALLS'),
(51518, 'df16b2202c', '', 'bla bla bla bla....\r\nget it done.....i wanna know who won!'),
(51519, '9fa1907a16', '', 'Sauron i told you\r\nMy comp crashed, i lost everything\r\nI need you to send me that screen shot and that other pic that you want in your sig again\r\nSo i can start on it again'),
(51520, '56a25980b6', '', 'lol, good one!'),
(64444, '97d5d1f58b', 'Stats reset', 'When the headshotbonues mutator was first re-enabled, MattMan found some glitches which enabled him to rack up tons of frags quick. Personally I was making it a personal challenge to pass him anyway. However, {dFb}Krust[b:97d5d1f58b]Takes[/b:97d5d1f58b]It, would have no part of it XD...so stats have been reset...'),
(51529, '5b4ff944e7', '', 'LOL.....Don''t tell him ur kidding....I want him to get a job!'),
(51523, 'b3f41e7528', '', 'happy bday....now get a job :D\r\n\r\njk man have a kick ass day'),
(51524, '5f20d5dcf9', '', 'roflcopters'),
(51525, 'da534c23ca', '', 'i saw blow by me doing about 120 on my way to work this morning. scared the shit out of me Oo'),
(51526, '1de5fdb8fa', 'God of War Wallpaper', 'I got bored yesterday, and I love God of War so I decided to make a wallpaper. I was thinking about adding a line that says something along the lines of &quot;May the rage of the Gods drive your blades Kratos..&quot;\r\n\r\nC&amp;C most welcome :D\r\n\r\n[img:1de5fdb8fa]http://www.burnetteinteractive.com/images/gowwall.jpg[/img:1de5fdb8fa]'),
(51527, 'a0c6a8fd5e', '', 'wow awesome dude!!!  8O'),
(64435, 'f13aa5e188', '', 'that''s tight like &lt;tables&gt; with perl scripted gradcolors/grandangles embedded on a client:showalert on TestDrive checkin out vend-a-telly scripts'),
(64436, '92cd6ba67c', '', 'Well i think she needs to have a fun raiser for (Hooked on phonics) ......Then give that to them so they can understand!!!!.....LMAo'),
(64437, '87100a8c13', '[TUTORIAL] Alternate MS (Master Server)', 'I added our server to the master server @ http://333networks.com/ This is a master server pretty much identical to the gamespy server (default when you click &quot;Find internet games&quot;). It is here for multiple reasons, the foremost is as a backup if gamespy goes down. \r\n\r\n[i:87100a8c13]NOTE: If you were unaware, GameSpy is the only of the original default master servers still up and running[/i:87100a8c13]\r\n\r\nhttp://333networks.com/ for a server list/stats on this master server.\r\n\r\nOk, with all of that said, there''s a UnrealTournament.ini modification that you must do for your client (the game) to recognize this master server. \r\n\r\n1) Find (Ctrl+F) [UBrowserAll]\r\n\r\n2) Under this there are three master server entrees by default. They are the Epic Games, MPlayNow, and GameSpy master servers listed as &quot;ListFactories[X]&quot; items. As previously stated, GameSpy is the only of these still functioning, so we can get rid of the others. There should be several other ListFactories entrees that are blank (ListFactories[X]=). These can all be deleted, and should to make things easier.\r\n\r\nNow, where the first three were (and where GameSpy should be now) add the following two lines:\r\n[code:1:87100a8c13]\r\nListFactories&#91;1&#93;=UBrowser.UBrowserGSpyFact,MasterServerAddress=master.333networks.com,MasterServerTCPPort=28900,Region=0,GameName=ut\r\nListFactories&#91;2&#93;=UBrowser.UBrowserGSpyFact,MasterServerAddress=darkelarious.blicky.net,MasterServerTCPPort=28900,Region=0,GameName=ut\r\n[/code:1:87100a8c13]\r\n\r\nJust for reference here is my [UBrowserAll] section:\r\n[code:1:87100a8c13]\r\n&#91;UBrowserAll&#93;\r\nListFactories&#91;0&#93;=UBrowser.UBrowserGSpyFact,MasterServerAddress=master0.gamespy.com,MasterServerTCPPort=28900,Region=0,GameName=ut\r\nListFactories&#91;1&#93;=UBrowser.UBrowserGSpyFact,MasterServerAddress=master.333networks.com,MasterServerTCPPort=28900,Region=0,GameName=ut\r\nListFactories&#91;2&#93;=UBrowser.UBrowserGSpyFact,MasterServerAddress=darkelarious.blicky.net,MasterServerTCPPort=28900,Region=0,GameName=ut\r\nbHidden=True\r\nbFallbackFactories=True\r\nServerListTitle=\r\nURLAppend=\r\nAutoRefreshTime=0\r\nbNoAutoSort=False\r\n[/code:1:87100a8c13]\r\n\r\nNote the number of the ListFactories entrees and make sure there are none repeating.\r\n\r\nSave it (Ctrl+S) and you''re good to go.\r\n\r\nAlso, the darkelarious.blicky.net server is just a second dns that points the same IP as 333networks.com. This is just a failsafe in case dns goes down.\r\n\r\nP.S. Our server is listed on this page: http://333networks.com/ut?o=a;s=hostname;q=;p=6\r\n\r\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\nFUTURE POSSIBILITIES\r\n\r\n----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nNow with all this in mind, rather than wait for gamespy to put that dusty old machine to rest, we can ditch it and run our own. I would like to build a community with the most highly active 99 clans/servers and run our own custom Master Server to boot. I know how to set up a master server (It''s retarded simple). Then to reduce clutter in our clients, we just comment out (put a semicolon at the beginning of the line) all master server entrees in UnrealTournament.ini (in case we want to play on gamespy/other nets in the future). This reduces query response (the time it takes to load the server list) times as well. If it takes off I could definitely do some UnrealScripting and make a mod that just adds a tab to the main server browser window with sub-tabs containing gametypes.'),
(51532, '2fbd141e6a', '', 'Happy birthday... BTW in canada the legal age of consent is 14 :P Dunno where you got 19'),
(51533, 'ceea9cc037', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]LOL.....Don''t tell him ur kidding....I want him to get a job![/quote]\r\n\r\nlol ok. GET A JOB NOOB!  :lol:'),
(51534, '5a302fd0f4', '', 'yeah...GET A JOB!'),
(51535, '2e3d39b788', '', 'Arrrr\r\ni guess you are Smoking too much or busy with sucking Matt cock all day\r\ncause you didn''t tell me that!\r\nanyhow buddy, i''ll do my bast to send them agian soon\r\nthanks\r\nyou know i''m kidding\r\ndon''t start crying again.. ;)'),
(51536, '31394c0aa3', '', 'WOW\r\nthat is really somthig els\r\nnice shit!'),
(51538, '378c3a9049', '', 'Don''t be tellin him that Evilone!!  :lol:'),
(51539, 'f9c886b6be', '', 'lol thx guys, just had 2 put the pics up eh mom, gah'),
(51540, '4c4e7eab93', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]bla bla bla bla....\r\nget it done.....i wanna know who won![/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nAMEN :!:'),
(51541, 'cf824a87ca', '', 'Happy birthday on sunday Ass Munch! :P'),
(51542, '74a1ed3272', '', 'Yo, HB'),
(64678, '24e864c9f3', '[SCRIPT] Linkify', 'Ever go to a web page and there''s a link in plain text to a file that you want to download. If you copy and paste, this downloads to the default download directory. Now there may be a built in way to do this, but I figure I wasted the same amount of time writing this little piece of code as I would have spending time looking up a built-in method.\r\n\r\nFor this I am using Google Chrome, so your results may vary, but I imagine this should work on any of the top 10 browsers.\r\n\r\nSo click the star or whatever you normally do to add a bookmark, then click the edit link. change the name to something like &quot;JavaScript Linkify&quot;. Then enter the following code as the url:\r\n\r\n<pre class="code">\r\njavascript:var a=prompt(''Type a url:'',''http://'');var n=document.open();n.write(''&lt;a href="''+a+''"&gt;''+a+''&lt;/a&gt;'');\r\n</pre>\r\n\r\nWhen when the page with the link loads, right-click click &quot;Save target as...&quot;'),
(51544, '4b01473c20', 'Banned from TS', 'I just went onto TS and it told me my IP was banned.\r\n\r\nI might know why, For some reason I had some background noise, and went into the ts and I saw my green bar just stay on for no reason what so ever. So I logged out, I might have been banned from ts after that.\r\n\r\nBut could you kindly unban me, I didnt mean any harm.\r\n\r\n- Half Newb : )'),
(51545, 'aabdf55e94', '', 'Please provide your IP address and we will unban you!!'),
(51546, 'dc80848b71', '', 'ok done.'),
(51547, '83592d8bb3', '', 'Thanks, Im tryin to fix it for some reason but it keeps having background noise. {KAI}Monkeyboy helped me with that problem last time but, Im tryin to resolve it myself remembering what I did :P'),
(51548, '309993a31a', '', 'sounds like ur Mic Boost is activated, see if u can uncheck it in ur audiosettings  :P'),
(51549, 'ce8cd88e1e', 'Crazy?  I''ll show you who''s crazy.....', 'http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/i.m-in-ur-trailer%2C-burnin-ur-computers/crazy-man-drives-1300-miles-to-burn-down-a-dudes-trailer-because-of-an-online-feud-283397.php'),
(51550, 'ee0971f8ec', '', 'lol, so.....greeny....., dont call me a GERMAN anymore or u''ll have to face the consequences...  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51551, 'ce9e9a1214', '', '[quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;]lol, so.....greeny....., dont call me a GERMAN anymore or u''ll have to face the consequences...  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nOk.... Sorry about that.......YOU FUCKING FAG!!!!!!!!! :lol:'),
(51552, 'eb017bae0e', '', 'Just make sure that your setting are on push to talk and not voice activated.'),
(51553, '9c3a8ac8a5', 'Backup TS and server for tonights match', 'TS 209.51.200.250 \r\npassword meatspin\r\n\r\nUT99 server 209.51.200.250\r\nmatch pass meatspin'),
(51554, '91cf83b63a', '', '[quote=&quot;Deviant&quot;]gay? well I don''t know about that, but I guess you would know all about the gayness Nocturnal  :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nhEY, i GOT ALL MY GAY  KNOWLEDGE FROM THE BIGGEST FLAMER OF ALL.........mattman!\r\n\r\nANyhow, whats up Deviant, long time no hear............'),
(51555, '7ed6c4fc04', '', '[quote=&quot;Deviant&quot;]gay? well I don''t know about that, but I guess you would know all about the gayness Nocturnal  :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nhEY, i GOT ALL MY GAY  KNOWLEDGE FROM THE BIGGEST FLAMER OF ALL.........mattman!\r\n\r\nANyhow, whats up Deviant, long time no hear............'),
(60657, 'fcc558d0d4', '', 'Made some videos for it if you all want to check them out.\r\n\r\nPart 1\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BWCCV7hIMpI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed>\r\n\r\nPart 2\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ov_4JKcyuwE&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed>'),
(64443, 'c4eb81e2fa', 'My to do list...', 'Figured I''d post it here for personal reference and so you can track my progress\r\n\r\nTO DO\r\n\r\n[code:1:c4eb81e2fa]\r\n-Code querybot or something of the sort to view server info from TS3\r\n-Finish dFb UTStats forum signature image\r\n-Update/fix the UTStats IP2Country issue not displaying flags\r\n-New members skins\r\n-Get/create all server map screenshots for UTStats/Server Query\r\n-Set up a master server and figure out why UT servers can only link to a max of three master servers\r\n\r\n-Finish my secret WIP map I''ve been workin on for some years now &#40;backburner for now&#41;\r\n[/code:1:c4eb81e2fa]\r\n\r\nALREADY COMPLETED\r\n\r\n[code:1:c4eb81e2fa]\r\n-set up test server\r\n-get a copy of dfbgaming.com files/sql info for a backup and eventually create a mirror &#40;if eMac is willing&#41;\r\n-Redesign UTStats completely to match the site\r\n-Get the server back up and running on p455w0rd.net VPS\r\n-Get/install UTStats on p455w0rd.net VPS\r\n-Create custom startup shell script for the server\r\n-Implement a web-based method of starting/stopping/restarting the server\r\n-Set up FTP so all dFb admins can access/modify the server as needed\r\n-Added requested voice packs/mutators\r\n-Modified UTStats to work without the need of ftp since apache runs on the same machine as UT\r\n-Modify rifle\r\n[/code:1:c4eb81e2fa]'),
(51560, 'ec5589cca2', '{dFb} vs c-oPs 7/28/2007', 'Good games everyone. Here are the match results\r\n\r\n{dFb} 5\r\n{c-oPs} 0\r\n\r\nFor all the details and match images go here: http://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(51561, 'fdb9667415', '', 'Good time C-ops, your good people, nice to play against you!!!'),
(64441, '98340fadcc', '', '[quote=&quot;Rust8it&quot;]Well i think she needs to have a fun raiser for (Hooked on phonics) ......Then give that to them so they can understand!!!!.....LMAo[/quote]\r\n\r\nlmao  :D'),
(64442, '61a839d87e', 'New Map for UT 99 - DM-!!{dFb}-CampGrounds', 'Yet another map we forgot to release.\r\n\r\nBy: {dFb}Vanquisher - Sniper/Camper Map -<a href="http://dfbgaming.com/stuff/Maps/DM-!!%7BdFb%7DCampGrounds.zip"> ~ DOWNLOAD ~</a>\r\n\r\n\r\n<img src="http://www.dfbgaming.com/images/camp.png">'),
(51564, '9ce236e653', '', 'thanks for the match c-ops!!!'),
(51565, 'b92ef1bc0b', '', 'yeah...what he said'),
(51566, '18a6202231', '', 'Had alot of fun. Thank''s for the match. :P'),
(64439, '9f0451f8b9', '', '<img src="http://www.codeodor.com/images/turd.png">'),
(64440, '3ea98c146d', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;]i think thas took the server down like 4 or 5 months ago or so... oh btw... hi everyone!!!  :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nok just wanted to know, guess I can un sticky this thread now. Tell GreenMan to get on TS we all been playing like every night. I want to kick some Toxic and GreenMan ass![/quote]\r\n\r\nhavent talked to that green homo in weeks... i need to reinstall 99 i guess, i lost everything to a trojan virus a cpl weeks ago and didnt install 99 because no one of us was playing it... great to see u guys back in action!!!!!  :P  :P  :P'),
(51568, '0f89b4c8e3', '', 'moron!'),
(51570, 'a0b192502e', 'Interview with W', 'I was bored and checking up on my youtube stuff that I haven''t looked at since probably last summer... love this Lisa Nova chick.\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QfdQkyc4omk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>'),
(51571, 'cb3da77769', '', ':lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51572, 'b690bdf221', '', 'wow lol pwned n00b'),
(51573, '8e66ed51c8', 'Cool Videos', 'There are some really cool videos on this site. http://www.snotr.com/'),
(51574, 'cf469794a2', 'Marriage postings', 'I hope these women don''t plan on hyphenating their names!\r\n\r\n\r\n<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/H_3378_68.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>\r\n<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/H_3378_64.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>\r\n<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/H_3378_54.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>\r\n<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/H_3378_52.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>\r\n<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/H_3378_50.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>'),
(51575, 'd30848d070', 'Hypnosis', 'If only good sex was this easy all the time!\r\n\r\n<embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i209.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/1ab6ce91.flv"></embed>'),
(60654, 'aa63146f1c', '', 'ok, a bunch of things.. are all those games torrented or downloaded or whatnot?  And is any of that going to &quot;brick&quot; a wii?  like the GF wants to get a Wii, cuz i sold mine cuz i never used the damn thing.. but if she gets on, and i fiddle diddle around with it, i dont want to break it..like i did with her 32GB iPod Touch trying to jail break that sucka.  Sooo.. yeah. \r\n\r\nbtw, the first time i heard the child speak, i thought to myself &quot;Oh Hey, MattMan''s hanging out with Kaiser!&quot;  :)'),
(60655, '5bdfa7aab8', '', 'Yea all the games I have are downloaded from torrent sites. And yes there is a chance you can brick your Wii if you softmod it. But as long as you fallow the guides it really shouldn''t be a problem.\r\n\r\nSo if you wanted to put WiiFlow on your Wii you will first need to softmod it and install the homebrew channel and then you can install WiiFlow.'),
(60656, '3703b54540', 'HEY I THINK I SEEN DUB TX', 'Has anyone seen dub /if you have we need video proof.if you have any videos of dub ,post them here even if your not sure its him.      \r\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ9ZesqxyH8   was that first dude him?'),
(51577, '20fbd5d61e', '', 'hahah thats funny\r\n\r\nhi my name is anna wang-holder'),
(51578, 'f7f16dc5bd', 'matt wants to kick me', 'what up with that'),
(51579, '1517e4f2fa', '', 'hahahahahahaha'),
(51580, 'e3072bc6f9', '', 'Kick you where?'),
(51581, 'b2de8af99b', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]Kick you where?[/quote]\r\n\r\nIn the ASS?....lol\r\n\r\nWhat did you do wrong now Mike.'),
(51582, '2bce16010d', '', 'lol too funny'),
(51583, '3ee47be79e', '', 'If he doesn''t, I will...'),
(51584, '48987815e1', '', 'The chick in the green top looks like she would be fun to try. :oops:'),
(51585, 'e62ec9e1bb', '', 'WTF is wrong with those people. \r\n\r\nOn another note:\r\nI wonder if any of them made a mess in there panties!'),
(51586, '6c88bb991e', 'Game Informer Jeff Morris Interview - UT3', 'Game Informer has a 4 part video interview with Jeff Morris. Most of the interview topics have been already discussed for the most part, but the real prize is the game play in the background. You get to see the new sniper rifle, the slow volume, the spidermine trap, the stealth bender, and some user interface screens amongst other things. \r\n\r\nPart 1\r\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5530574472018530740&amp;hl=en\r\n\r\nPart 2\r\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4377242341886091502&amp;hl=en\r\n\r\nPart 3\r\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7488247226627003969&amp;hl=en\r\n\r\nPart 4\r\nhttp://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8659057330606083137&amp;hl=en'),
(51587, '84047bd8c1', '', 'ccb, shut up u retard.'),
(51588, 'cf1f59c7a5', '', 'Looks like it''s going to be released in Nov 07 for sure.\r\n\r\n[img:cf1f59c7a5]http://dfbgaming.com/images/ut3release.jpg[/img:cf1f59c7a5]\r\n\r\nWhen they say &quot;exclusive&quot; they mean a console exclusive which means no other console this year. The exclusivity does not affect the PC versions in any way. Our plan is to ship on PC and PlayStation 3 this November. After all how would people bring those great mods over from the PC to the PS3 if we didn''t ship the PC version? \r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://forums.epicgames.com/showthread.php?t=573545'),
(51596, '2e2127568e', '', '[quote=&quot;NICOLE&quot;]and u wonder why he wants to kick u ....fer stupid shit like shit.....god ccb what happen to the old ccb i knew[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt''s called puberty!  :P'),
(51590, '601cf3f29a', '', 'and u wonder why he wants to kick u ....fer stupid shit like shit.....god ccb what happen to the old ccb i knew'),
(51591, '01a4c50968', '', 'lol\r\nI agree with mattman'),
(51592, '6be12be2b8', '', 'it looks ok i dont think they show it close enough to see the weaps. im still unsure about no translocator though :\\'),
(51593, 'de1bb5182d', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Looks like it''s going to be released in Nov 07 for sure.\r\n\r\n[img:de1bb5182d]http://dfbgaming.com/images/ut3release.jpg[/img:de1bb5182d]\r\n\r\nWhen they say &quot;exclusive&quot; they mean a console exclusive which means no other console this year. The exclusivity does not affect the PC versions in any way. Our plan is to ship on PC and PlayStation 3 this November. After all how would people bring those great mods over from the PC to the PS3 if we didn''t ship the PC version? \r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://forums.epicgames.com/showthread.php?t=573545[/quote]\r\n\r\nill believe it when my game dealer calls me the day before it goes on sale and tells me its there so i can come get my copy.'),
(51594, '989ea87579', '', 'lmfao that one dudes laying on his side humping like a gorilla!\r\n\r\n\r\ngood shit'),
(51595, '5750598db9', '', 'LMAO!!!'),
(51597, 'db41c0e334', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]hahah thats funny\r\n\r\nhi my name is anna wang-holder[/quote]\r\n\r\nGood thing none of the girls are named ''IMA''  :lol:'),
(51598, '2895170ecd', '', 'same here...onlly when i see it on the shelf :)'),
(51599, '50e6836052', '', 'cool...thanks\r\ni love this Stewie kido.......haha'),
(51600, 'b5bf9c8508', '', ':)'),
(51601, '897506ca61', '', 'I like the guy in the background slapping the chair''s ass!'),
(51602, '0ad1cdd8d7', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]same here...onlly when i see it on the shelf :)[/quote]\r\n\r\npre ordered FTW ill know before noobs like you know its out xD jk'),
(51603, 'f329204095', '', 'ha ha ha\r\nby the time it will get to israel,...\r\nthey will find ben laden first\r\nhehe'),
(51604, 'f64d8fb8a9', 'hey!!!!', 'How is everyone??  sorry i havent been around much but i will be soon...just thought i would see how everyone is...\r\nand by the way why is it i click on clan private parts but dont see any?? wtf??....lmao'),
(51605, '3e87f21a44', 'Hello from [SM]', 'I wanted to drop in and say hello.\r\nI used to play with some of you several years\r\nago in UT99. Actually I gave Mattman his first copy\r\nof UT on msn messenger. He played like crap for about\r\n3-4 days. The rest is history, lol.\r\n\r\nI''m a  2004 fan. Stop by sometime.\r\nMatt and comany set up our board for us\r\nwhich is a good thing. I can write what I know about\r\nPHP on a matchbook cover and have room left over.\r\n\r\nSlackers Motivated\r\nhttp://slackersmotivated.com\r\n\r\nCatch ya all on the servers..\r\n\r\nPeace..[SM]eVil_krissy'),
(51606, 'f6e3d228ef', '', 'OMFG'),
(51607, '6a9df4cebe', '', 'Thanks for the info Krissy. Hope all is well with the new site.'),
(51608, 'cba30374c7', '', 'Thanks for dropping by :)'),
(51609, 'e2fa1ac8a7', '', 'lol...Hi Raven !'),
(51610, '7f5e84693f', '', 'it''s called i give you a nice mushroom bruse across your faces'),
(51611, 'b50ea267fb', '', 'right noc ...vagina!!!!!!!!'),
(51612, 'a4e2e5f0f8', '', 'hello  :P'),
(51613, '5b69c54fdb', '', 'Yo, Wsup Krissy??'),
(51614, '074f2bd02e', '', 'yo yo yo, it''s good to see you around. Get on TS!!'),
(51616, '4e5b0b7edc', '', 'like you ever felt one...lol'),
(51617, '94d7ca03fe', '', 'OMG\r\nOMG OMG\r\nkrissy!!!!\r\nhow are you??\r\nit''s good to see ya...hope to c ya again'),
(51618, '19f6232796', '', 'kiCk THE kid ass'),
(51619, 'bfae19ddc8', '', 'Hey Raven....good to see ya :)'),
(51620, 'd07a9dbb96', '', 'I knew it was quiet around here! Now it makes perfect sense! LOL cya soo girl. :P'),
(51621, 'ae513e48c7', '', 'Long time no speak!  Nice to see you again. Welcome and enjoy! :P'),
(51622, 'd0552a0a8f', '', 'well, hello there  :P'),
(51623, '4bf16f57ea', '', 'mom i fukin love u'),
(51624, 'aaa1bd03aa', '', '[quote=&quot;NICOLE&quot;]mom i fukin love u[/quote]\r\n\r\nAre you talking to me?'),
(64438, '1093c6fd4f', 'p00p', 'testing new dfb stats sig system ;)'),
(51629, 'f93469345a', '', 'LOL....she has 2 moms'),
(51632, '4a621381d0', '', 'Welcome back!'),
(51633, '1d2f342230', '', 'Hey krissy thanks for the info\r\nhope all goes smooth with your new site\r\n\r\nHavnt played you in quite a long time\r\nhope to frag you soon :D :twisted: :P'),
(51634, '9c1852804b', '', 'Welcome back raven, hope to frag you soon :D'),
(51637, '69942fd078', '3 members banned', 'It''s a sad day today here at {dFb} as we had to let 3 of our members go.\r\n\r\nMajerpayne\r\nClickClick\r\nand LT\r\n\r\nThese 3 members have decided to start up a new community that involves hacking TeamSpeak and using aimbots in online games such as UT.\r\n\r\nhttp://img474.imageshack.us/img474/5895/20070802183137xu7.jpg');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(51638, '705e4651eb', '', 'Ok listen, i wasnt part of the clan for the hacking or anything like that. I was part of the clan because my friend (jimmy aka Syntax) asked for my help with some Graphics on the forum. I never downloaded any of the hacks to hack UT or anything like that. I deleted my membership and everything im done with them, I had no clue that joining up there would get me kicked from dFb. Too all members im truely sorry, it was just somthing on the side,I''ve deleted my membership and everything from there, im done, i was just trying to help a friend with some photoshop work. I''ve been with dFb since the begining i would never want to phuck that up. Everyone here knows me, I''ve never cheated nor do i ever intend too. I dont want to be the next necro, I PHUCKED UP GUYS I KNOW THAT NOW, IM SORRY!'),
(51639, 'a8dd3a926d', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]Ok listen, i wasnt part of the clan for the hacking or anything like that. I was part of the clan because my friend (jimmy aka Syntax) asked for my help with some Graphics on the forum. I never downloaded any of the hacks to hack UT or anything like that. I deleted my membership and everything im done with them, I had no clue that joining up there would get me kicked from dFb. Too all members im truely sorry, it was just somthing on the side,I''ve deleted my membership and everything from there, im done, i was just trying to help a friend with some photoshop work. I''ve been with dFb since the begining i would never want to phuck that up. Everyone here knows me, I''ve never cheated nor do i ever intend too. I dont want to be the next necro, I PHUCKED UP GUYS I KNOW THAT NOW, IM SORRY![/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nso thats where ya have been all summer long........................................'),
(51640, 'c0a72440eb', '', 'No, I dont have a comp that i can get on at my house, so i have to wait till i go see my dad every other weekend so i can get on my comp there at his house.'),
(51641, 'c4107a6315', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;] I PHUCKED UP GUYS I KNOW THAT NOW, IM SORRY![/quote]\r\n\r\ncant say much here, and i dont want to take sides, but what majer posted sounds very honest to me...'),
(51642, 'dc01ceb584', '', '[quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;] I PHUCKED UP GUYS I KNOW THAT NOW, IM SORRY![/quote]\r\n\r\ncant say much here, and i dont want to take sides, but what majer posted sounds very honest to me...[/quote]\r\n\r\nTrue Toxic.  The problem is that we do not allow cheating on our server and we do not want anybody thinking that we cheat.  If we ban people from our own clan because we catch them cheating or being part of a group that cheats, then it shows we are totally against it and it will not be tolerated!'),
(51643, '09ac4f34c1', '', 'Hi MajerPain..\r\nStop by any time and we''ll play a few maps.\r\n\r\n[SM]eVil_krissy'),
(51644, 'dfecaaef84', '', 'Sounds Good\r\nLooking forward to it :D'),
(51645, 'f68393f951', 'cya guys', 'Hey guys just wanted to let u know, I love it here but i am going to make the BS that is going on between some people end here, I love u guys here but  i am going to pull my tags and i will still be around and talk to you guys but that is all im going to say with out going into detail about the drama queen \r\ncya guys around'),
(51646, 'e33e5d00fe', '', 'Damn Damn Damn,   you  guys are the greatest, and i am serious when i say this the greatest bunch of people i have ever played ut with, but because of some recent drama which does not involve me directly , i want no drama for you guys, when it comes to family i am the nastiest bitch there is and because of this certain member and the drama created, for jaded by some shit said it will end here today, i am dropping my tags which hurts like hell cuz u guys rock....but i will  not put up with childish bullshit caused by.....nicole....and yes girl i called u out...so let this and your insecurities...be on your shoulders as to why we walked.....girl if you knew how to shut your fucking skanky mouth and stay out of someone elses business and spreading rumors....you might have a fucking life of your own.....ok enough said cuz i am creating the drama...and shes not worth it.....'),
(51647, '36eb2e03a6', '', 'well if you all feel that you must leave then I guess thats it. It was nice having you with us. cya around.'),
(51648, 'b58a5169a8', '', 'ahhh well... don''t ask don''t tell.  I''ll mis ya :)'),
(51649, '30b6d5a369', '', 'well, what can i say... its sad to see u leave the clan, but i hope the both of u will reconsider ur decission!!!  :!:'),
(51650, 'c5cefc30b5', '', 'WTF?? God this drama shit has got to stop man, I have enough in my home life without my elife to!! Nicole, stop being a dick and apologize, nobody needs to leave!!!'),
(51651, '26036bd673', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]\r\n\r\nTrue Toxic.  The problem is that we do not allow cheating on our server and we do not want anybody thinking that we cheat.  If we ban people from our own clan because we catch them cheating or being part of a group that cheats, then it shows we are totally against it and it will not be tolerated![/quote]\r\n\r\nAnd I understand this really I do, and if you guys had caught me bein over there and if i had used one of their cheats I would man up and  say that i did. But I didnt, nor am i trying to play the pity game here, but really all I was doing is helping a friend. Once again I am sorry.'),
(51652, 'b849fa226f', '', 'WTF??? Maj, you should know better man. I think this has to be discussed between all of us before anything happens. You know how we feel about cheaters here, ask Necro!!!!'),
(51653, 'b66d72e392', '', 'Im sorry for speaking the truth, from what i hear from jadeds mouth and her own hunsbands oh yes u heard me jaded me and seth talk but anywho the truth hurts and if u feel bad enough about it then leave'),
(51654, 'a1327985bb', '', 'ummmm ok this is why im going guys cause she runs her mouth and says things to make herself look good this is why im not staying her cause im the bigger person and keeping my mouth shut'),
(51655, '3609e19c50', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]WTF??? Maj, you should know better man. I think this has to be discussed between all of us before anything happens. You know how we feel about cheaters here, ask Necro!!!![/quote]\r\nI do know better, i never nor will i ever use cheats.\r\nAnd yes i know all to well how you feel about necro, as i feel the same. lol\r\nBut its not like I''m some new member who just joined last week. You guys know me, i wouldn''t cheat.\r\nWhen i joined up my full intentsions were to help with graphics for a friend, thats all. Im sorry i didnt take into consideration the fact that if another clan saw me there that it would reflect badly upon dFb. I understand that now and i take full responsiblity for me signing up there, Im not putting the blame on anyone else. It was my fault for not considering how me registering to that site would not only reflect me but also dFb. Once again, i phucked up.'),
(51656, '4794d78cc7', '', 'The password has been changed.  It''s the same as the MySQL root password.'),
(51657, 'e9095699e2', '', 'i think he gets the point guys'),
(51658, 'a5321166db', '', 'WTF is going on, can someone explain it to me?'),
(51659, '0815174aaf', '', 'yes plz do...'),
(51660, '8369f49005', '', 'but im not gonna make a silly opinion on this topic, i''ll just read it :)'),
(51661, '5bc2fd8bf5', '', 'Someone spilling someone else''s personal life to other members...'),
(51662, '1f7152ceb5', '', 'just chillax people me and her are on the phone now well the past hour talkin about alot of shit kk give us a few'),
(51663, '031c30d316', '', 'I have no idea what''s going on, but  I hope you guys can work things out....Jaded and Raven I''d hate to see ya''s leave, but if you decide to it was a pleasure to have met you both   :)'),
(51664, 'b0e9286c82', '', 'Opinions are like assholes....everyone has one, but in MP''s  defense, I have never heard him be anything but loyal to dFb. Being a newer member, I accept that my 2 cents probably means fuck-all, but I can''t help but think he''s being genuine.'),
(51665, '4974f843c5', '', 'ur above 18 mom, it''ll matter some wat'),
(51666, 'c1e6a69117', '', 'doesnt suprise me about ccb tho, only a matter of time, he was caught cheatin at {MOZ} a few weeks ago'),
(51667, '06dd32a61c', '', 'WOW\r\nMajer....\r\nwhat can i say, i know you, and not from today! as BW said, i never heard you say or do somthing but being loyal to dFb. for helping a Friend, it''a maybe show us that you can be a good friend but you act like a stupid horny dude, that see a nice clevage, i mean...THINK! just THINK!.... where the hell you left your brain?\r\nof the cheating part, i belive you for not cheating...and ppl, you know what, we know Majercock for a long time. even if he did cheat...i think somtime people do stupid things, us as friends we need to learn how to forgive a person. give the dude another chance. well, we do need to be carefull about it, i''m not saying we should do that for anyother stupid fuck new member that cheating or breaking other ruls. MajerAss was heer all the way from the start, even some of us know this fucktard from our previously  Clan. so giving a member another chance need with a base of how long he is with us'' what he did wrong, and how we see him as a person. something like calculation the possibility he will fucked-up again.\r\nso, you got my point.... he is MajerBalls-licker and he was acting like one, but i say give him another chance.\r\nand Majer, if we will give you another chance....i hope you better understand what is the meaning of that, the meaning of being a good friend. you should respect the Clan RULS! our family ruls.'),
(51668, '6f9b1349a6', '', 'hey Krissy, \r\nlike you site\r\nammm when i lost your msn?\r\ndammmmn it''s been a while\r\ngood to c ya'),
(51669, '0643082fbf', '', 'WTF???\r\ncrystal, i''m not sure why you are doing that... you know i respect any decision you will made,\r\nBUT...\r\nyou say that the bigger person keep his mouth shut. true...think about it again\r\nsometime you need to think about how you reacte for things like that.\r\nfor been a part of a clan'' it''s not meaning you have to love everybody...\r\nand if you do like to hang out here, getting a frag here and there, and you intend to keep coming...\r\ntaking the dFb tag off is a point of what? protest??? you are saying you gonna be here right...\r\nso you will have to deal with the BS anyway...\r\nkeep your tag on, cause it''s mean you like us (some of us) as a family, and you are willing to keep with some members BS just for been a part of the other members you like.\r\nyou like to be the better person...good... don''t walk away, deal with the shit you have. you don''t like to talk to a person, so DON''T. IGNORE the shit you hear from other people, ignore it and move on.\r\nas your friend i would much more think of you as a better person if i knew you deal with the shit you take here, and you stick with us...\r\ni don''t give a SHIT if the BS is the truth or not....who care....FUCK!\r\ni know i like a person as the way i see him, fuck what other people trash about you...\r\nwho will ever love, care, respect you....will keep feel like that no matter what (untill you hurt him directly).\r\nyou got the point...\r\n\r\nand for all the other drama shit we have here, OMG, i know i''m not aroung on TS, so maybe i don''t understand fully what the hell is going on. but maybe like that for a person who see things from another point of view, a view of a &quot;visitor&quot; we look like fucking kindergarten!!!\r\nWTF???\r\nmaybe nicole is saying the truth, maybe not.... who give a fuck??? keep your personal trash OUT.\r\ncrystal....i hope you do the right thing...\r\nbe the better person\r\nand STAY!\r\nyour friend\r\nItai'),
(51670, '937d5c8197', '', 'Well put Sauron...even if your spelling and grammar is atrocious!  :P'),
(51671, 'ba34d582b8', '', 'thanks BlackWidow'),
(51672, 'a1cbc39b52', '', 'ok ok everyone settle down...go away for a week and shit hits the fan! Major Payne in the ass be patient we will discuses the situation!'),
(51673, 'b77c49d037', '', 'this is what i would like to know...why anything is being to any other memeber here nicole about Crystal''s business???  If she was fucking the whole neighborhood its not your business and i am her mother and its not my fucking business!!!!!!! so why the need to make yourself look big to other members ??\r\n\r\n\r\nheres what she is saying\r\n\r\n\r\nCrystal is fat...look in the mirror nicole....i saw ur pics hun dont throw stones...\r\nshe was sleeping with another guys is why she left her husband\r\nthats just a couple of things thats been said\r\nshe kicked her husband to the curb after a violent episode in the house...\r\n\r\n\r\nhes the deal for me...she my daughter and yeah i give my 2 cents worth to her on a freaking daily basis about the loser she has for a husband, i cant stand the lazy fuk....but ya dont see me saying personal shit on here about her business...that is crystals place to tell anyone whats going on in her life. but you took that choice away from her...\r\n\r\nand the reason it is better off that we stay away from here is we went threw similar crap with the clan we left.....drama drama drama...there is enough in our daily lifes,\r\nit was nice to come here have fun and forget whats going on around us for a while,\r\ni\r\nya know the old saying misery loves company.....so someones not happy unless they are the center of attention....and like to hurt others in the process, not caring if it hurts the other person....what a sad life....'),
(51674, '0a1bfccc32', '', 'you guys know my oppinion'),
(51675, '5d393c0b43', '', 'well, Raven\r\nyou know my oppinion\r\ni will respect anything you and crystal will choose.\r\nas i said, i don''t ive a shit what other people say...\r\nif crystal as anyother person will like to tell me something personal and shear with me her thought\r\ni have 2 ears...i can listen\r\ncrap about other people...about the other person....keep that out!\r\ni hope you will stay around tag or not...\r\ni really think that taking the tag off is pointless if you gonna stick around'),
(51677, '7ba18a1145', '', 'LOL....I think what Skillz is trying to say is you can be viewed as ''guilty by association'' . My self, and again this is just my opinion....I think thats BS but like Skillz says, that''s how the human brain works.'),
(51678, '789c15d1e2', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]LOL....I think what Skillz is trying to say is you can be viewed as ''guilty by association'' . My self, and again this is just my opinion....I think thats BS but like Skillz says, that''s how the human brain works.[/quote]\r\n\r\nyeah... I''m not the best at explainin stuff usually but u got what I meant.'),
(51679, 'c196a5e82e', '', 'o wow raven talk about keeping the drama going oh and for your info if you have not talked to your daughter me and her talked alot last night and half the shit she so called heard me say about he was not true.....maybe u both should have tryed talking to me before u all started to assume shit u know why because when u assume YOU MAKE AN ASS OUT OF ME AND YOU!!! speak of all this on the phone with her now  :lol:  toodles my last words to this drama fest that aint true  8)'),
(51680, 'b589144521', '', 'Thanks for the post sauron it made me smile :D and finally believe that someone is actually looking at this situation the same as i am. thanks.\r\n\r\nSkillz, i fully understand what you said and that is very true but i have known jimmy aka syntax for a long time and everytime i''ve needed help with something he has been right there to help me. As a friend i figured it was my time to help him in return. I mean really i dont aggree with the &quot;anti&quot; clan he has made, but i also understand that some people just cant stand to lose and enjoy cheating (and i doubt we can consider what they do &quot;hacking&quot;). Anyways, when asked if i would help with some simple graphics i was more than happy to help him. I had a clear head about this whole thing because i wasnt actually involved in the clan, but with how you put it i now understand and realize what i was doing was still wrong. But put yourself in my position i mean really would you turn down one of your good friends who asks you to do something that you are fairly good at? I mean just flat out tell him no to his face? Well maybe some of you would, however im not that type of person. (And yes i did delete my info at the site on my own as soon as i got word of me being kicked out of the clan for having an account there)\r\nAlso guys if i didnt care about this clan and the people in it then i wouldnt have followed you from the other clan, and if i didnt care i def. wouldnt be here begging you guys to let me back in to the clan that i have watched grow from day one. I have never, not once turned my back on this clan and i not about to start, i just hope all of you wont turn you backs on me.'),
(51681, '2e0210961e', 'testing', 'test avatar'),
(51682, '3cf84bb750', '', 'The problem is that we do not allow cheating on our server and we do not want anybody thinking that we cheat\r\n\r\nfunny\r\nsmartscripts cheat, you havent kicked him out\r\nive got a demo and screenshots, most other clans already think your a cheating clan gg'),
(51683, '5edb5f703f', '', 'why did you put a pic of Matt???\r\nlol\r\ncool avatar :)'),
(51684, 'e676775578', '', '[quote=&quot;Soloman&quot;]The problem is that we do not allow cheating on our server and we do not want anybody thinking that we cheat\r\n\r\nfunny\r\nsmartscripts cheat, you havent kicked him out\r\nive got a demo and screenshots, most other clans already think your a cheating clan gg[/quote]\r\n\r\nToo bad that the other clans don''t understand that we are totally against cheating. We have one of the most updated anti cheating servers out there.  As for your Smartscript comment, I would be interested in seeing the demo that you have. That sounds like something we need to look at.'),
(51685, '277f838cef', '', 'Here is a tip for everyone............ Mind your own fucking business. Keep your mouth shut when it comes to other peoples personal shit.  Chances are that you would only have part of the real story anyway. If someone confides personal stuff to you, keep it between yourselves. Maybe that person needs a friend. Be that friend!\r\n\r\nJaded and Raven, if you feel that you must leave, I wish you the best. I also don''t think you need to leave just because of Nicole apparently (I''m giving Nicole the benefit of doubt, for now) shooting her mouth off.  That has nothing to do with the rest of us.  Your personal shit is just that......Your personal shit. We are here if you need to talk but we really don''t listen to gossip.  We only believe what we hear straight from the person that it involves. I hope you change your minds and stay with us. I like both of you. Potty mouths and all! :P'),
(51686, '06ea690d41', 'Nicole', 'Has she caused enough shit yet for us to kick her from the clan?  Remember she likes and talks to Neco. I say enough drama from her.  Kick her!'),
(51687, 'f031c93737', '', 'I second to kick her to, she brings nothing to the team but stupid drama. We lost two players because of her bullshit drama. I''m just sick of her get rid of her please.'),
(51688, 'ac0ec24d83', '', 'Thats our dog you dink!! :)'),
(51689, '25bd01b894', '', 'I would like to give her the boot but there just isn''t enough (i feel) to do that yet. I say give her a little more time she will fuck herself.'),
(51691, 'bce8aa58d2', '', 'i thought MikeAnime is your dog....\r\nLOL\r\ngood dog...'),
(51692, 'a8480844dc', '', 'crystal....as i told you on MSN....everything is revesable\r\nand i totaly agree greenie'),
(51693, 'bb513f0b91', '', 'well, you can go look at tkk forums :( his ip logged as him with the tag on trying to cheat, and i matched it to ips i had from screenshots when he turned it in your server \r\nscarface cheated but you kicked him out \r\nclick cheated months ago, yet you only kick him out now\r\ni proved he cheated ages ago\r\nso that pretty much gave dfb a bad name\r\ndfb has a bad name on many servers for being whiney asses\r\npeople dont like going to your server cause you think that anyone who knows how to play the game and &quot;dodge or crouch&quot; is cheating\r\nplz youve been playing the game for 4-5 years and guys that have been playing for 6 months can rock you'),
(51694, 'c861191014', '', 'and ill try and find the demo , i should still have it, i dont think i have screenshots anymore, resinstalled ut many times scince then'),
(51695, '3967fe6732', '', 'i agree with sauron and greenie on everything.\r\n\r\nplease stay.'),
(51696, '8ade5bd083', '', 'http://www.thrillkillklan.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=922\r\n\r\n\r\nproof enough, thats the screenshot i had from YOUR server\r\n\r\nip matches to the one logged on tkk gg\r\nas for the demo, i have 100s so im not going through all of them\r\ni just know when someone instant headshots you in mid air while your invisible with full health and shield belt, there cheating \r\nonce again \r\nggggggg'),
(51697, 'c75fa010e6', '', '[quote=&quot;Soloman&quot;]http://www.thrillkillklan.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=922\r\n\r\n\r\nproof enough, thats the screenshot i had from YOUR server\r\n\r\nip matches to the one logged on tkk gg\r\nas for the demo, i have 100s so im not going through all of them\r\ni just know when someone instant headshots you in mid air while your invisible with full health and shield belt, there cheating \r\nonce again \r\nggggggg[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\ni know smartscript doesnt aimbot .\r\n\r\n\r\ni used to get checksum errors all the time yet i had a clean install of UT still have the same install and still get checksum errors on one of my computers.\r\n\r\ni see vader aka necro just &quot;happened&quot; to be there that day.\r\n\r\nas for the headshots in midair while someone has shields and is invisable then ask vader how his aimbot is as he gets those way more often than smartscript does.'),
(51698, '575b866e82', 'nice try', 'too bad ive never changed my IP since ive had this account, actually my IP is tied to my NIC card and im on a notebook pc, DHCP will not assign me a new IP because I can only be assigned 1 IP, if i change it i loose all connectivity and have to contact my ISP and request it changed..\r\nThis is not the case with DSL, Cable ( Comcast) ect..\r\nunfortunatly i dont have the capibility to change it :-(\r\n\r\nas for as those (screenshots) you posted, i never use the { dFb} tag on other serser, actually i use names like Sonoma, or maverick, those are the names of cheap ciggs i smoke.. \r\n but i give you an B+ in Photoshop Manipulation, next time try to get my Real IP right :-)\r\n\r\noh yea Necro, if you calling me a cheat, isnt that calling the kettle black?\r\n\r\nNIGGER'),
(51699, '1101c5f3a0', '', 'on your TKK forun you posted:\r\n### - Player name : smartscript \r\n### - Player IP : 66.31.118.237 \r\n### - Player OS : Windows \r\n### - EngineVer : 436 \r\n### - RenderDev : Direct3D D3D8Drv.dll \r\n### - RenderVer : UTGLR v1.2 D3D8 Renderer \r\n### - RenderChksm : C08CC1B2D4C13317E2CC1B6DD18D1DB9 \r\n### - RenderSize : 110592 bytes \r\n### - TimeStamp : 06-02-2007 22:06:48 \r\n### ----------------- Additional information ----------------- \r\n### - GUID : dcV[nACE@n?D&lt;?@&lt;A??Fn@FI@CI?Fn?1025_612437839 \r\n### - guid Valid : True \r\n### - KickType : 6 \r\n### - AnthChecker : v1.38 (Build 4) \r\n### - Reason : Illegal checksum received (possible bytehack)! \r\n### - File : UTPureRC7G \r\n### - Checksum : 159548504 \r\n### - StdChecksum : 1881450864 \r\n### - FileSize : 393869 \r\n### - Status : T / F \r\n### ------------------------------------------------------------- \r\n\r\ntried to use a utpure hack......\r\n\r\n\r\nto be Honest i Wish i had Direct3D D3D8Drv.dll !!!!! id play much better and be able to see shit\r\nI cant use open GL or 3D draw, im software rendering always..\r\n\r\ndamn man if your going to point the finger, better manipulate your lies to atleast match up my hardware \r\nN00B\r\n\r\noh yea did i forget to mention your a \r\n\r\nNIGGER'),
(51700, '41a56510ee', '', 'hmmm... that''s an interesting ip address Solomon... let''s see, how old is that screenshot, necro?  I know it was taken long before I was around because I see BS in the shot and that''s the baba clan and I don''t think they''ve been around for years... and I haven''t always been with dFb from day 1 but I know rust8it as someone with the TXT clan... not BS.  It was from before my time is what I''m saying and if you know when it''s from then tell us.\r\n\r\nI''m goin out on a limb here.  I''m going to GUESS that your screenshot is from 2003.  Then we also have the ipaddress from the TKK post, which is the same ip address in your 4 year old screenshot.  Okay... go with me here... I''ve known smartscript since the 1990s.  I''ve known him alot longer than I''ve been into unreal tournament.  I know roughly where he''s lived over the last 5 years at least.  I know he''s moved at LEAST once between 2005 and 2007 and probably changed his ISP when he moved.\r\n\r\nI also know that he plays on a laptop... because he blames his laptop every time I kick his ass ;)  He has had this laptop for about a year.  If what he says about his IP addres being tied to his hardware is true then in 2005 his IP address wasn''t the same as it was in february of 2007... and it also wouldn''t be the same it was in 2003 as it was in feb 2007.\r\n\r\nI think what we have here is much more likely a case of Necro trying to nicklame smartscript AND dFb because Necro still has a stick up his ass about something that happened while he was with dFb.  I dunno what it is but I''d believe that before I''d believe those IP addresses and dates you give.'),
(51701, '710f6d122a', '', 'gg emo nigger  :P'),
(51702, 'eec8f42173', '', 'lol dillian you should see my msn avatar\r\n\r\nanyways\r\nss from 2003 , ive only been playing for liek a year and half mabye tops.... soooo.. yea\r\nthat screenshot is like 4 months old maby eless  probably less\r\ncant nicklame if im using my name in the server sorry\r\ni dont need to hear bullshit about your nic and shit\r\na &quot;dfb perlscript/dfb smartscript&quot; got logged, and kicked, so i took a screen shot , i took a screenshot cause you terribaddie noobs accuse legit players of cheating when you cheat yourself ROFLROFLORLFORLFORLFORLOFLR)OFLROFORLFORLFORLFOWNED\r\ndont worry about people thinking shit about your clan\r\nut99 is dead, sniper is dead, no one cares but you and OMA Blade\r\n\r\nand how can that ip match mine if ive never had an ip starting with 69 :S\r\nsorry mine stay in the 72-74 range\r\n\r\nnothing happened in dfb i didnt like\r\ni just left cuase your clan is and was terrible LoL\r\nargue all you want, it dont mean shit to me, unreal tournement is a lost cause\r\n\r\n\r\nand mike , mabye when youve been playing the game for 4 years and you still cant crouch in a mod that pretty much is all crouching you shouldnt be accusing people of botting YOUR TERRIBLE GET OVER IT!!!!'),
(51703, 'e9c224d668', '', 'OMG... i''m sick of this shit!'),
(51704, '587f5fc23c', '', 'he he i''m really excited...\r\nthat''s mean 3-4 dFb members understood me...LOL\r\nhehe'),
(51705, 'ed98472cd2', '', '[quote=&quot;Soloman&quot;]\r\nnothing happened in dfb i didnt like\r\ni just left cuase your clan is and was terrible LoL\r\nargue all you want, it dont mean shit to me, unreal tournement is a lost cause\r\n[/quote]\r\norly?  why do you keep coming back under different names then?  If u don''t like it GTFO and don''t come back u fuckin pussy.'),
(51706, 'ffe907536d', '', 'well the cat is out its bag, i guess your not a NIGGER like i thought But instead you enjoy Nigger COCK,<br>\r\n<img src="http://smartscript.webgeekshosting.com/necro/necro.jpg">'),
(51707, '5e8a543271', '', 'LMAO ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so true!!!'),
(51708, 'a569816dbc', '', 'lewl\r\nyour ps work is terrible\r\nyour could have atleast toned the hand colour to correctly match my skin tone \r\nand you could have atleast got my aliases right! \r\nnever used vad3r or necrotic \r\nugh@ ethugs\r\nand soloman isnt my account, just used it to download'),
(51709, 'ed5aae9aad', '', 'i find it funny that you took the effort to actually search nigger dick and spend time looking at it to pshop it \r\nheh\r\nniggers'),
(51710, '8a14b095d8', '', '[quote=&quot;smartscript&quot;]well the cat is out its bag, i guess your not a NIGGER like i thought But instead you enjoy Nigger COCK,<br>\r\n<img src="http://smartscript.webgeekshosting.com/necro/necro.jpg">[/quote]\r\n\r\ni see why ya left ut necro you found your true calling sucking nigger cock'),
(51711, '4bbfc9a7d0', '', 'i find it funny you come back to place you hate so much and why come to a site for a game you say is dead?'),
(51712, '754a52d117', '', 'Its girl hand, Just like yours you transvestite'),
(51713, '32db3ca671', '', 'I''m just curious to know why... if Soloman doesn''t care and couldn''t be bothered...why so many posts?'),
(51714, '3e85ca1a04', '', 'for a game thts dead i still see u playin it on xfire, gg'),
(51715, '741c1cba72', '', '[quote=&quot;smartscript&quot;]Its girl hand, Just like yours you transvestite[/quote]\r\n\r\nmaybe necro is having a sex change operiation and his gay prostitution money wont cover the full cost.\r\n\r\ntoo bad you couldnt hide that photo necro i bet it took smartscript less time to find that photo of you sucking the black cock than it took you to get it off'),
(51716, 'cbb0c57447', '', 'FWIW I think smartscript pwns Necro/Vader/Soloman/whateverHeThinksUpWhenHebuysANewHackOrBot\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n2HOiMeDOrs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>'),
(51717, '9f1149c18d', '', 'looks like the &quot;shut the fuck up Necro&quot; Wins again..! :p\r\n\r\nhey necro how do you say it? j00 g0t pwn3d?'),
(51718, '0bdec5ee6a', '', 'Well looks like a cheater got PWN3D!'),
(51719, '8f400e7de3', '', 'hey were can i get tht hack necro??'),
(51720, '625424514b', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]FWIW I think smartscript pwns Necro/Vader/Soloman/whateverHeThinksUpWhenHebuysANewHackOrBot\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/n2HOiMeDOrs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nhere is necros other favorite thing in the world to do http://www.meatspin.com/'),
(51721, '8b2f5de084', 'UT2004 Server Query -App', 'The {dFb} clan has just released a UT2004 query tool. This tool will allow you to view who is playing on a Unreal Tournament 2004 server. There is also a favorites area that will allow you to input the servers of your choice and save for later use............ \r\n\r\nUT99 version of this can be found here: http://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=3\r\n\r\nMain - This is the main screen where you can query the {dFb} server or enter in a custom ip/port. Click the &quot;Begin Query&quot; button. The results will be displayed in the query window. \r\n\r\n[img:8b2f5de084]http://dfbgaming.com/images/04query1.jpg[/img:8b2f5de084]\r\n\r\nFavorites - Clicking on the &quot;Favorite Servers&quot; link on the bottum of the main screen will take you to the Favorite Servers screen. From here you can input your favorite servers and save the changes so you can come back anytime to check out whats going on. \r\n\r\n[img:8b2f5de084]http://dfbgaming.com/images/04query2.jpg[/img:8b2f5de084]\r\n\r\n~~~ <a href="http://dfbgaming.com/Downloads/UT2004querydFb.rar">DOWNLOAD NOW</a> ~~~  Works on all windows versions - Latest Verson 1.2 released 2010'),
(51722, '64956398dd', '', '<embed src="http://smartscript.webgeekshosting.com/necro/necro.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="900" height="600"></embed>'),
(51723, '1a87c47ef6', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]he he i''m really excited...\r\nthat''s mean 3-4 dFb members understood me...LOL\r\nhehe[/quote]\r\n\r\nMy &quot;don''t ask don''t tell&quot; meant basically the same thing so you can make that 4-5 sauron :)'),
(51724, 'f692ae1f84', '', 'Holy shit your a fucktard Necro. How many times to you have to be told that we dont give a fuck who is better than anyone else!! We dont give a crap who thinks what about us, we are here to have a good time and not deal with stupid looser shitheads like you!! Maybe your brain will develop when your pubes start coming out. You seriously need to get a life you dumbass little bitch!!'),
(51725, '26a927d849', 'Necrofucktard flame part duex', 'dFb studios presents....\r\na dFb studios production....\r\n(release date unknown)\r\n<embed src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/0skillz/Necro_previewXL.avi.SWF"></embed>\r\nComing soon to a flamewar near you...'),
(51726, 'c226b581df', '', 'LMFAO'),
(51727, 'ad0bd8d9ff', '', 'well necro, if u hate this clan so much and dont have anything good to say about it, why do u keep coming back here?'),
(51728, 'bf1087be4f', '', 'lmfao, n1 skillz!!!'),
(51729, 'f5e18df7d5', '', 'OMG ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  too funny'),
(51730, 'ca7b1f92d5', '', ':P this is good :)'),
(51731, '29ec13a328', '', '{dFb} CLAN  ( score 2 ) \r\nsoloman aka necro  ( score 0 )\r\n\r\nWe win You Loose again...\r\ndamn go suck some more black cock maybe you will feel better  :twisted:\r\n\r\nbtw.. some peoples screen name tells alot about a person sometimes..\r\nfor instance, smartscript ( i shell script in cgi and im smart HAHA! )\r\n\r\nyou go by many names as you have admitted.. lets see the latest one is SOLOman\r\n\r\nhmm your Solo?doesnt that mean alone ( or by yourself)  maybe thats because noone likes you so your all alone now HAHA \r\n\r\n\r\nmr. SOLO-man\r\nbetter get yourself a pet or something oh wait no dont do that you may kill it and have sex with its dead corps mr. Necro-Phuck..\r\n\r\nhaha damn your sick go get professional help before you go too Emo on us and kill yourself, if you did that shit, maybe we will feel a bit responcible for your death..\r\n\r\nyea thats it do it do it do it do it,, pussy do it i need to have some entertainment around here, because its obvious your not flaming me isnt entertaining enough :-( Waa'),
(51732, '1f0dc08055', '', 'AHHH....You are too funny Skillz!   :lol:'),
(51733, '5cc98f6215', '', 'lmfao, nice work skillz'),
(51734, '7196b0565f', '', 'I cant wait till this comes to theaters whats it called? necro gets cornholed in the ass 300 times'),
(51735, 'fc28a5f9c8', '', 'did anyone notice the chic in the background?'),
(51736, 'd0144bdbb4', '', 'I agree with matt, some people like her we dont want to have people thinking we are baba''s! We just kicked 3 give her some rope she will hanger her self in a few weeks then boot her but then again she did get her friend to show us ass and tits on cam...thats got to be worth something...lol'),
(51737, 'cc9cd0af75', '', 'WTF...Green is right! See we all know he is gay...but he denies it! No big deal we talk about  his gayness behind his back but we still love him! \r\n\r\nIf you 2 want 2 leave I understand but most likely you will find drama of some sort in any gaming clan. Thats how the world is! I think that is why we love soap opera''s...DRAMA MAMA!'),
(51738, 'dd019becdb', '', 'SPAM FEST!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(51739, '07009eb250', '', 'SPAM FEST!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(51740, 'f0a44a0bc0', 'Ocean Life', 'Ocean Life...as written by Kindergarden Kids.... :) \r\n\r\n\r\nI drew a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. \r\n(Kelly age 6) \r\n\r\nOysters'' balls are called pearls. \r\n(James age 6) \r\n\r\nIf you are surrounded by sea, you are an Island. If you don''t have sea \r\nall around you, you are incontinent. \r\n(Wayne age 7) \r\n\r\nI think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily \r\nRichardson. She''s not my friend no more. \r\n(Kylie age 6) \r\n\r\nA Dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. \r\n(Billy age 6) \r\n\r\nMy uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. \r\n(Millie age 6) \r\n\r\nWhen ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the \r\nocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn''t blow, the sailors would whistle \r\nto make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating \r\nbeans. \r\n(William age 7) \r\n\r\nI like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How \r\ndo mermaids get pregnant? \r\n(Helen age 7) \r\n\r\nSome fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give \r\nyou a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they \r\nhave to plug themselves into chargers. \r\nChristopher age 7) \r\n\r\nWhen you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy \r\nsmall. \r\n(Kevin age 6) \r\n\r\nThere are a lot of suckers in the ocean. The Mafia put them there. \r\n(Russ age 5)'),
(51741, '4f54723fb7', 'How many times have we all said this....', '[img:4f54723fb7]http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/dicktruck.jpg[/img:4f54723fb7]'),
(51742, 'b0e6d0b9a8', '', 'hehe LMFAoooo\r\nnice one skillz'),
(51743, 'af85696702', '', 'i think we all got the point...\r\nwe need to ignor that shitty situation...\r\ndosn''t add for us, even dealing with that...\r\nand smartscript, i knew you better than to be a cheater...\r\nDiilan...\r\nGET A JOB\r\nLOL'),
(51744, '575bf3fdac', '', 'LOL....good one...\r\nwell in Israel....it''s kinda els but...\r\nhehe'),
(51745, '95b95d91fb', '', 'good point Jimmy...\r\nand yeah Grennie is GAY'),
(51746, 'f2626a1452', '', 'wow u guys i really think u all by passed everything i said THIS FORUM IS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT LIES EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEN WAS NOTHIN BUT HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSHIT AND SHE DID NOT COME AND TALK TO ME WHICH I WAS AT WORK BUT ANYWHO STILL SHE ASSUMED EVERYTHING WAS TRUE WHICH SHE WAS PISSED AND INSTEAD OF COMING TO ME AND SAYING WTF IS GOING ON SHE SAID LIKE I USE TO FUK DFB AND POSTED IN HERE IVE TALKED TO HER SEVERAL TIMES SINCE THIS HAS HAPPENED AND EVERYTHING IS FINE BETWEEN ME AND HER......I TOLD HER SHE NEEDED TO GET HER ASS ON THIS SITE AND MAKE EVERYONE KNOW WTF IS GOING ON BECAUSE IM TIRED OF THIS UNTRUE FUCKING DRAMA ......YES I MAY HAVE CAUSED DRAMMA WITH RAT AND SHADOW BUT I DIDN''T BRING THEM HERE IN THE FISRT PLACE....SHADOW WAS ALWAYS COMING ON TS TO TALK TO SMART MET HIM AT SOME OTHER TS BUT ANYWAYS I SAW HIM ALWAYS COMING ON SO I TRYED BRINGING HIM TO UT 99 THEN HE BROUGHT RAT HIS FRIEND GOT THEM BOTH ON THEN AFTER THAT THEY STARTED ACTING LIKE IMATURE KIDS IM FUKIN SORRY FOR THAT THEY WERE NOT LIKE THAT IN THE FEW DAYS I WAS TALKING TO HIM SO I AM SORRY FOR THE KID DRAMA BUT FUK OTHER THAN THAT I HAVNT DONE SHIT AND IM TIRED OF HEARING THE HE SAID SHE SAID BULLSHIT &quot;TIME TO CLEAN HOUSE WITH NICOLE&quot; WELL WTF EVER IF U GUYS FEEL THE NEED TO DO THAT THEN DO IT BUT NO I STILL FUCKING LOVE U ALL NO MATTER WAT U THINK ABOUT THIS WHOLE JADED BULLSHIT! FROM NOW ON IF U GOT SHIT TO SAY THEN SAY IT TO MY FUKIN FACE  :P NOW IM OFF TO WORK AGAIN'),
(51747, '6d74299099', '', '[quote=&quot;jimmyz&quot;]WTF...Green is right! See we all know he is gay...but he denies it! No big deal we talk about  his gayness behind his back but we still love him! \r\n\r\nIf you 2 want 2 leave I understand but most likely you will find drama of some sort in any gaming clan. Thats how the world is! I think that is why we love soap opera''s...DRAMA MAMA![/quote]\r\n\r\nDramas been here before and it will be here again.\r\nEveryone would like you to stay. Think it over a few days before final decision.\r\n\r\nAND SAURON\r\nEveryone can read your posts we just have to read them three or four times to understand them....lmao'),
(51748, 'e80ea28184', '', 'Jaded and Raven are already gone. This isn''t the first time thay wanted to quit over some gay bullshit. So after they made there announcment I gave them a day to say there good bye''s before removing there access to the private forums.'),
(51749, 'f7658a9343', '', 'might as well delete this spam fest then...'),
(51750, '92fb427d33', '', '[quote=&quot;Soloman&quot;]:P this is good :)[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nif thats the best reply you can muster then \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[size=24:92fb427d33][color=red:92fb427d33]YOU GOT SERVED [/color:92fb427d33][/size:92fb427d33]'),
(51751, '21b2b939c7', '', 'and theres more where this comes from\r\n<img src="http://smartscript.webgeekshosting.com/avatars/clciknecro.gif">\r\n\r\nhad enough necro?'),
(51752, '0eb4bd3812', '', 'LOL'),
(51753, '2569d7020a', '', '[quote=&quot;Soloman&quot;]:P this is good :)[/quote]\r\nyeah I hope u aren''t plannin on leaving because it''s gonna get better :D  We''re gonna have lots of fun &amp; we''ll put pretty ribbons in your hair!!!\r\n<embed src="http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/0skillz/Necro_Elmyra.avi.SWF"></embed>\r\nnoooooo!!!  Get back here where are you going???? :('),
(51754, '5acc2a6f25', '', 'lmfao!!!!'),
(51755, 'd86f917599', '', 'yet even more, thanks Necro for the insperation!!!\r\n\r\n\r\n<img src="http://smartscript.webgeekshosting.com/avatars/majorpayne.gif">'),
(51756, '6a02a9e9e8', '', 'please do!!'),
(51757, '0687b78b43', '', 'o.O\r\nwow thanks'),
(51758, 'e5a8e1ac5a', '', '[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]might as well delete this spam fest then...[/quote]\r\n[quote=&quot;Nicole&quot;]please do!![/quote]\r\n\r\nwell u know, if you''ve said something that you later regret, you might just be able to delete it.  Be a fuckin adult.  Stop acting like children.  I''m sorry to look like I''m singling out only one of you here, but if you want it deleted you can delete your own stuff w/o problem.  Next time you go to open your mouth maybe you can think first.  Like I said, grow the fuck up and that goes to EVERYONE!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nI''m tired of people trying to play me like a fool and I''m never going to stoop to y''all''s level and point fingers at any single person.'),
(51759, '12ad735b6b', '', 'i never pointed fingers or said anything, matt said they cant even read the private section so wats the point of this topic...'),
(51760, '8dcbbc912e', 'like a hawk', 'as from this morning i got it done...\r\nnow....\r\nLIKE a HAWK I SEE YOU....Sauron eye got the laser surgery....\r\n[color=red:8dcbbc912e][/color:8dcbbc912e][size=18:8dcbbc912e][/size:8dcbbc912e]'),
(51761, 'b22c75ba8d', '', 'Hi Necro and dfb!  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51762, 'fc14a662ac', '', 'Yo Krissy baby......how you been? Long time no see. I didnt know you were still around? Anyhow, remember me..................'),
(51763, '12eb31fdea', '', 'dammit Dillan... BlakWidow!!!!!!!!!!!!   do me a favor and smack him in the head for me  :lol:'),
(51764, 'be1787b9b7', '', '[quote=&quot;Krissykillz&quot;]Hi guys! Thx for the welcome.\r\n==\r\nHello Sean. Be a big boy and let it go.\r\nLife is too short..\r\n\r\n[SM]eVil_Krissy[/quote]\r\n\r\nlet what go??  My reply was one of shock and surprise... but now you make me wonder what u think I need to let go.'),
(51765, '4aa1a48c9d', '', 'Hey sean!  STFU!!! :lol:  :lol:'),
(51766, '4cac0e9a00', '', 'LOL noc'),
(51767, 'cbe3b5d011', '', 'BLACKWIDOW  PLEASE NOT IN THE HEAD HE''S NOT NORMAL, HE''S ABYNORMAL.\r\nDILLAN STOP SPAMMING...'),
(51768, 'e2aa9a30ca', '', 'lol im not spamin but i can if u want'),
(51769, '1701d61f00', '', 'you are the king of spamming'),
(51770, '74bf9bfd94', '', 'lmfao, excuse me but look whos got the most posts, majer does thank u very much'),
(51771, 'a6d6c3c7f1', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]dammit Dillan... BlakWidow!!!!!!!!!!!!   do me a favor and smack him in the head for me  :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nJust one smack? That''s no fun  :( .....Well...I guess if I use a bat....hmmm... :P'),
(51772, '2187c9aa53', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;][quote=&quot;Krissykillz&quot;]Hi guys! Thx for the welcome.\r\n==\r\nHello Sean. Be a big boy and let it go.\r\nLife is too short..\r\n\r\n[SM]eVil_Krissy[/quote]\r\n\r\nlet what go??  My reply was one of shock and surprise... but now you make me wonder what u think I need to let go.[/quote]\r\n\r\nYour Dick!  :lol:   sorry Skillz....couldn''t help it...you walked into that one and like the lady says..life''s to short (to be hanging at your PC with your dick in your hand!)  :P'),
(51773, '0f9a090edf', '', 'Good for you, &quot;see&quot; you soon!  :lol:'),
(51774, '5634f1598f', '', 'to bad i took them to dads'),
(51775, 'd45d49c263', '', 'Thats funny... you dont &quot;look&quot; any better! lol'),
(51776, 'e2e34f1421', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;][quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;][quote=&quot;Krissykillz&quot;]Hi guys! Thx for the welcome.\r\n==\r\nHello Sean. Be a big boy and let it go.\r\nLife is too short..\r\n\r\n[SM]eVil_Krissy[/quote]\r\n\r\nlet what go??  My reply was one of shock and surprise... but now you make me wonder what u think I need to let go.[/quote]\r\n\r\nYour Dick!  :lol:   sorry Skillz....couldn''t help it...you walked into that one and like the lady says..life''s to short (to be hanging at your PC with your dick in your hand!)  :P[/quote]\r\nawwww but u told me if I didn''t do that u wouldn''t keep giving me private webcam shows!'),
(51777, '96d65efd9c', '', 'Congrats sauron :D'),
(51788, 'b6c79bbed3', 'Hello from [UT] Unreal Team', 'Wanna say hello from our community! :D \r\n\r\nVisit our servers: \r\n\r\n85.14.221.179:6666 - Sniper/Freestyle\r\n                             85.14.221.179:9000 - Sniper/Camper\r\n                             85.14.221.179:7777 - ESR - Instagib\r\n                             85.14.221.179:8888 - Funnel &amp; Classic\r\n                             85.14.221.179:8000 - Monsterhunt\r\n                             85.14.221.179:4444 - Capture The Flag\r\n\r\nHope will see you on our servers...  :twisted: \r\n\r\nAnd we dont mind to have a fun match against {dfb}  :roll: \r\nWaiting for your answer ;)\r\n\r\nwww.unrealteam.de\r\n                                                                           \r\n\r\n\r\nPasha aka [UT]Turanchoks'),
(51785, '08adcbc706', '', 'Happy early birthday....\r\n:) have a good one'),
(51786, '8b4d663e2d', '', 'WTF?\r\nyou motta fu***** lol\r\ni can see now you suck cocks all day, wait....i even saw that befor the surgery\r\nlol'),
(51787, 'b854d44e5e', '', 'lol.....\r\ni tought i''m the only one who get the &quot;privet&quot; show here\r\nhehe'),
(51780, '8cb892d8ed', 'Happy Birthday Holly (BlackWidow/Mom)', 'Happy 35!!! :o  :lol:  mom, have a good 1!!!!!!!!!!, its not till the 8th tho guys\r\n\r\nThen-\r\n[img:8cb892d8ed]http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t53/Dillan69/untitled.jpg[/img:8cb892d8ed]\r\n\r\nNow-\r\n[img:8cb892d8ed]http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile5/1445/22/n607096791_3876.jpg[/img:8cb892d8ed]'),
(51781, '79f6d1167f', '', 'Hope it went smoothly. Now you can see what the fuck your writing. So maybe we''ll understand you most of the time......lol'),
(51782, 'e3c0d50ec7', '', 'Then why are you posting today?\r\n\r\nHappy early Birthday!!!!!!'),
(51783, '118e936564', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Hope it went smoothly. Now you can see what the fuck your writing. So maybe we''ll understand you most of the time......lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nLMAO....good one!'),
(51784, '2968acc793', '', 'LOL....good one, damn!'),
(51789, '372ecb3d0c', 'fucktards', 'in no particular order.... a somewhat official list of fucktards IMO.  I don''t think I need to post their real names.  This list is subject to change at anytime (additions only) without notice.\r\n\r\nNecro\r\nLT\r\nCCB\r\nShadow\r\nRat\r\nGhetter\r\nScarface/Syntax\r\nLoriBee/BeeBee/MasterOfPuppets/ChildMolester/ManipulativeBitch\r\n\r\nMay you all enjoy reaping what you''ve sown.\r\n\r\n8.16.07 addition:\r\n[color=red:372ecb3d0c]KAI Cannon[/color:372ecb3d0c]\r\nThis guy has never run any protection on his server before and the first time he does he choses to run something that''s still in beta and full of bugs and other things you have to work around.  Fucking noob... I hope he bans half of his own clan for having things that he can''t identify and is too full of himself to even have a discussion about what happened.  This fucker is going to end up at the pearly gates someday and tell GOD that he''s wrong.\r\nhttp://www.unrealadmin.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=184\r\nThis is what happens when you give a loaded gun to a moron with a superiority complex.\r\nHey Cannon, if u ever read this, FUCK YOU AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT CLAN!  I only ever went there because I liked one person who made the stupid mistake of joining up with you guys... she was 100% right about you, you fucking piece of shit.  Keep stroking your cock as you imagine how big, bad and powerful you are... fucktard.\r\n\r\n8.11.09\r\n[color=red:372ecb3d0c]hedsteem™[/color:372ecb3d0c]\r\nAfter posting my little rant about how disrespectful of others this clan seems to be and asking if and why I was banned from their UT3 VCTF server <a>HERE</a> someone from their clan decided to not only reply in a DICKY way but they further went out of their way to prove their DICKYness by signing up nearly every person who replied in the thread for email lists.  They were mainly daily emails about horoscopes but there were a few government mailing lists as well.  When I first posted and stated they had made my fucktard list I wasn''t 100% sure that they qualified.  The way they responded to my post removed all doubt for me that they definitely belong in my fucktard list.  This all could have been avoided if I had been able to sign up at their forums and ask an admin directly via PM or email if and why I had been banned... but I''d been denied the ability to sign up at their site long before I posted.'),
(51790, 'f3440eeda0', '', ':)'),
(51791, 'f1197b265b', '', 'willkommen bei uns!!!  8) \r\n\r\nthanks for dropping by!');
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(51792, '46e6f0d460', 'Re: like a hawk', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]\r\nLIKE a HAWK I SEE YOU....Sauron eye got the laser surgery....\r\n[color=red:46e6f0d460][/color:46e6f0d460][size=18:46e6f0d460][/size:46e6f0d460][/quote]\r\n\r\ngood for u dude!  :P'),
(51793, '0d51030ef2', '', 'thanks mannnn\r\ni feel much better'),
(51794, '840f8ec366', '', 'thanks for the info\r\nwelcom to our place'),
(51795, '3f3c696124', '', 'woot woot atleast im not on this list........ :P'),
(51796, '6aa54c2a47', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]WTF?\r\nyou motta fu***** lol\r\ni can see now you suck cocks all day, wait....i even saw that befor the surgery\r\nlol[/quote]\r\n\r\nOver here in the USA there refered to as pussy not cock or dick or even penis.\r\nAnd its not sucking its considered eating her out. :P  :P  :P  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51797, 'e91ffdbd9c', '', 'Thanks for the invite and welcome :)'),
(51799, 'c18a6724bd', '', 'A roll of quarters in a sock works just as well   :P'),
(51800, '8b74776944', '', 'eating...sucking....called it as you like man\r\nthe sheep likes what you do to her....\r\nbeeee ,beeeee'),
(51801, 'ab6b8c8a19', '', 'LOL....true BW...so true'),
(51802, '55aa7ee1d5', '', 'LMAO......Sauron it''s BAAA..BAAAA.. lol'),
(51803, '28e6ab0540', '', 'happy birthday black widow :D'),
(51804, 'ce547d5070', '', 'wow, im surprised scarface isnt on there :D :lol:\r\n\r\nTry not to pwn them to hard skillet\r\nThey might cry'),
(51805, 'dc6c38f478', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]wow, im surprised scarface isnt on there :D :lol:\r\n\r\nTry not to pwn them to hard skillet\r\nThey might cry[/quote]\r\n\r\nUmmmmmmmm...................Ya. :?'),
(51806, '45b0362165', '', 'Happy B-Day tomorrow Holly.  Come to Ottawa, I have a present for you! :lol:'),
(51807, '34fa6d4485', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]LMAO......Sauron it''s BAAA..BAAAA.. lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nI guess his eyes getting fixed didn''t help with his spelling after all! :roll:'),
(51808, 'cbd33cce2e', '', 'Slap him a few extra times for all the spamming he is doing lately! :lol:'),
(51809, 'e1d9825076', '', 'Thanks for the info. See you in the game before you see me! :P'),
(51810, 'f9884083cf', '', 'Well the day is still early, 6:00 pm in Chicago...'),
(51811, '6076beeb5c', '', 'You have far too much time on your hands!  Funny as hell though! :lol:'),
(51814, 'c29023d1ad', '', 'Yo, Happy B-day, you still look better as a kid than Dillan does!!'),
(51813, '9d9a4fdeab', '', '[quote=&quot;NICOLE&quot;]woot woot atleast im not on this list........ :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nNot yet............... :-x'),
(51815, 'bd4ea2d9b3', '', 'Yo, WSUP!????????????'),
(51816, '55e83ce191', '', 'Damn Sean, you got your time of the month dude???'),
(51817, 'd55769d7ad', '', '[img:d55769d7ad]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f328/MJ1254/HappyBirthday.gif[/img:d55769d7ad]'),
(51818, '13e50641d3', '', 'I think Nocturnal should be added to the list. :)'),
(51819, '9333c8f84d', '', 'Happy Birthday Holly!'),
(51820, '4499f67b4d', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Damn Sean, you got your time of the month dude???[/quote]\r\n\r\nSean, on the rag again?'),
(51821, 'f60af3d46d', '', 'ammm\r\nthe spelling is o.k...\r\ni know the sheep gose BAAAAA BAAAAA\r\nbut i guess Katana was so good\r\nthe she went Beeeeee Beeeee\r\ni swear even somtime..... GEEEEEEE GEEEEE and GAAAAA GAAAAA\r\nthat is what happen when you are PRO shepp/camel sucker....eater....what EVER\r\nLMFAOOOOooo'),
(51822, '391c8d9428', '', 'Happy Birthday!!!  :D'),
(51823, '1b62cb9683', '', 'LOL....good one BK'),
(51824, 'e9e1fe9c64', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Happy B-Day tomorrow Holly.  Come to Ottawa, I have a present for you! :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nThanks everyone!  :)  Y''know Greenie..my favorite color is ''pink'' !!  lol'),
(51825, '7896bffc45', '', 'hahaha boo YA now wat Noc heheheh  :twisted:'),
(51826, '250ce9204e', '', 'Happy Birthday'),
(51827, 'fd8fee48ce', '', 'happy birthday!!!  :P'),
(51828, 'feec7b3def', '', 'yeah he is greenie cause he like to wear green thong \r\nLOL'),
(51829, 'b2f44cb0bc', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Yo, Happy B-day, you still look better as a kid than Dillan does!![/quote]\r\n\r\n :lol: \r\n\r\nhappy birthday holly :D'),
(51830, 'be99e32eda', '', 'lol so tell me, you will go from being so bad they kick you out of every server you join before you spawn to waiting until you get killed first before they kick you for sucking?\r\n\r\nlol jk man, congrats. ive heard alot of good shit about that laster treatment'),
(51831, '0d8503dc3e', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]wow, im surprised scarface isnt on there :D :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nwell... scarface is in his own league... he might annoy me but there''s something about him that I like and I think other ppl might like too.  Plus he wasn''t part of dFb and tryin to be sneaky about other things recently and he probably doesn''t go around trying to rape little girls and then try to get them to say ''thank you'' after he takes them to the hospital and pays the bill to fix the damage he''s done.  I don''t like some of the things he sys and does sometimes but I try not to let it bug me :)  Some of the others on the list I think DO purposely come around only for the intent of pissing us off.  What they get out of it I have no idea.  There''s also a stalker in the list... well okay maybe not just one stalker ;) but those are just the ppl that I think I could kick (if someone else doesn''t beat me to it) without question if they come into TS.  Maybe not banned and maybe not kicked if they came back... just depends on the kicker''s mood at the time lol'),
(51832, '92ad266e3d', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Damn Sean, you got your time of the month dude???[/quote]\r\nstfu rawne u aren''t even around lately!'),
(51833, '758e994cde', '', 'THATS GOOD MAN. now your game will improve witch is too bad for matt'),
(51834, '07dc3a60b3', '', 'Im in your thoughts everyday sean, so I am technically there with you!!!! You know you love me bitch, now say it!!!!!!!!!!'),
(51835, 'ebe7117e29', '', 'thanks Mike\r\nmy eyes are so red now....and dry...\r\ni put like 20 drops a day of all kind of shit...\r\ni a week it will all be over\r\nbut i see now perfect!'),
(51836, 'ed2014a2e4', '', 'Xtacy, i guess that with a ping of 300\r\nlaser or not...i''m fucked up\r\nLOL'),
(51837, 'ac03c7051a', '', 'happy b-day mom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(51838, '67c82f2246', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]ammm\r\nthe spelling is o.k...\r\ni know the sheep gose BAAAAA BAAAAA\r\nbut i guess Katana was so good\r\nthe she went Beeeeee Beeeee\r\ni swear even somtime..... GEEEEEEE GEEEEE and GAAAAA GAAAAA\r\nthat is what happen when you are PRO shepp/camel sucker....eater....what EVER\r\nLMFAOOOOooo[/quote]\r\n\r\nYEEEEAHHH nice save.... :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51839, 'f7988c9879', '100 ways to open a beer', 'now these guys got skillz lmao  :lol:  :lol:\r\n\r\n[url]http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/fun_10654_prost.html[/url]'),
(51840, 'fb3d2776fc', '', 'happy birthday Holly!'),
(51841, '9a881ccfa5', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]Xtacy, i guess that with a ping of 300\r\nlaser or not...i''m fucked up\r\nLOL[/quote]\r\nLmfao good point'),
(51842, '4206de7687', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;][quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]wow, im surprised scarface isnt on there :D :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nwell... scarface is in his own league... he might annoy me but there''s something about him that I like and I think other ppl might like too.  Plus he wasn''t part of dFb and tryin to be sneaky about other things recently and he probably doesn''t go around trying to rape little girls and then try to get them to say ''thank you'' after he takes them to the hospital and pays the bill to fix the damage he''s done.  I don''t like some of the things he sys and does sometimes but I try not to let it bug me :)  Some of the others on the list I think DO purposely come around only for the intent of pissing us off.  What they get out of it I have no idea.  There''s also a stalker in the list... well okay maybe not just one stalker ;) but those are just the ppl that I think I could kick (if someone else doesn''t beat me to it) without question if they come into TS.  Maybe not banned and maybe not kicked if they came back... just depends on the kicker''s mood at the time lol[/quote]\r\nLOL good point\r\nAnd your right I think he doesnt come around with the intent to annoy [b:4206de7687][i:4206de7687]people[/b:4206de7687][/i:4206de7687]\r\nJust Ace :lol:'),
(51843, '92f6b66100', '', 'lol :lol:\r\n\r\nPretty cool actually\r\nWho would''ve thought you can open a beer with a skillet, cell phone, CD, or Toilet Seat :lol:\r\nNice Link'),
(51844, '94ea4821c1', '', 'LOL...That''s a lot of beer!'),
(51845, '4e9519b5cf', '', 'NOW!!! it''s the right time\r\nhappy birthday holly'),
(51846, '55b01da328', '', 'hehe nice one....dammmmn i need a COLD beer'),
(51847, '75251a09ff', '', 'oooh ooh...can I be a fucktard too? Thanks Matty! \r\n\r\nsuck it Nicole..............'),
(51848, '5a1d41f45b', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]oooh ooh...can I be a fucktard too? Thanks Matty! \r\n\r\nsuck it Nicole..............[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nDONE    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :P  :P  :P  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(51849, 'b52ef03b93', '', 'Awww...thanx everyone! You all made my day :)'),
(51850, 'a38cafb91a', '', 'some times a high ping is a good thing though. it makes you harder to hit. sometimes........'),
(51851, 'c717f3de66', 'test', 'just tryin a new sig, just dicked around with stuff'),
(51852, 'c77226c920', '', 'Who is Katrina? Are you new to dfb? Anyways, thanks for the new role, now maybe I can fit in at dfb.'),
(51853, 'e0b07e004c', '', 'GET A JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBB\r\nlol'),
(51854, 'a38cdd9178', '', 'LOL Katrina...good one NOC'),
(51855, '776500d1ff', '', 'NOC stop hatin  8)'),
(51856, '6e39c7bc55', '', 'Nice job dillan\r\n\r\nDoes this mean you dont want me to make you one?'),
(51857, '350b9e970b', '', 'if u can plz still make 1, urs will prolly be better'),
(51858, '65d3575b7c', '', 'maybe majer can make that''s... I dunno... not so emo?  :roll:'),
(51859, 'c7f9630412', '', 'not so emo, lol skillz, but what does 13th darkness mean?'),
(51860, '0200caf90f', '', '[quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;]not so emo, lol skillz, but what does 13th darkness mean?[/quote]\r\n\r\nHe doesn''t know...it just sounded cool  :P   I like it Dillan  :)'),
(51861, '5676e3a55a', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;][quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;]not so emo, lol skillz, but what does 13th darkness mean?[/quote]\r\n\r\nHe doesn''t know...it just sounded cool  :P   I like it Dillan  :)[/quote]\r\n\r\nThat''s because you are his Mom! :?'),
(51862, '968f5fe674', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Happy B-Day tomorrow Holly.  Come to Ottawa, I have a present for you! :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nThanks everyone!  :)  Y''know Greenie..my favorite color is ''pink'' !!  lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nOhhhhh, that''s ok Holly, under my green thong that Sauron is talking about, the present is definatly pink!  What really scares me is that Sauron knew about my green thong. 8O'),
(51863, 'cd7af26ea9', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;] What really scares me is that Sauron knew about my green thong. 8O[/quote]\r\n\r\nno need to go into deeper deatils here, i hope that will be kept  secret between u, sauron and the vice squad!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51864, '5a89c7b956', '', 'i got no clue wat it means, it was on it already'),
(51865, 'ea4b357391', '', 'lol That was cute.'),
(51866, '24ca20013d', '', ':shock:\r\nYou ripped someone''s work?'),
(51867, '59d101897a', '', '[quote:59d101897a]When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy \r\nsmall. \r\n(Kevin age 6)[/quote:59d101897a]\r\n\r\nLMFAO'),
(51868, '7a85b0bbbb', '', 'LMAO!!!'),
(51869, 'f30b7d13c3', '', 'LOL....well Greenie since I''m so far away, maybe you should remove your green thong and post me a pic of my present eh?   :twisted:   :wink:'),
(51870, 'fa6bb6c481', '', 'happy b day holly :)\r\n\r\ni hope it was a jolly time for you :)'),
(51871, 'f941012bbe', '', '[quote=&quot;MajerPayne&quot;]:shock:\r\nYou ripped someone''s work?[/quote]\r\n\r\nBad Dillan... I found where he got it :P  He did change it a little tho.'),
(51872, '1ae07a1851', '', 'i can show u the origional, i just played with things, see wat would do wat'),
(51873, '875051526e', '', 'ya hope work and comin to my baseball game was fun, lol'),
(51874, 'f2e2e258c6', '', 'Work wasn''t much fun...but watching you get peppered at baseball sure was.....keep it up and I''ll be roaring laughing when you''re walking home from the next game!  :twisted:  :lol:'),
(51875, '6914d33581', '', 'baaad dillan! You should always make you rown from scratch.'),
(51876, 'df7459d8f3', '', 'lol to funny'),
(51877, 'ee468528ed', '', 'Eggz-actly!  :D'),
(51878, 'ad192e80c0', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]Work wasn''t much fun...but watching you get peppered at baseball sure was.....keep it up and I''ll be roaring laughing when you''re walking home from the next game!  :twisted:  :lol:[/quote]\r\nLMFAO!!\r\n\r\nBURN!'),
(51880, 'b99a4e24e3', '', 'it was a render i just found'),
(51881, 'b0a66642c4', '', 'if u didnt get lost like a noob u woulda seen my home-run, and seen us catch up'),
(51882, 'a457f11a56', 'rooo000aa444r!', 'I figured since i got all my shit sorted out i would post an app. i love you guys and everyone seems to be really good at ut except sauron (jk sauron i love you man). i dont play 99 much mainly because i lost the install and what not. im decent in 2k4 only if i can use a trans but otherwise im still not bad.\r\n add me on xfire flashluvr and ill try to catch you guys playing or something'),
(51883, '0e66d00109', 'Hey there.', 'Hey, I''m new to Unreal but I''m learning pretty fast.\r\n\r\nI already have CS:S and F.E.A.R. and I''m good on them.\r\n\r\nI hope to see you all around.  :D'),
(51884, '861e121aa1', '', 'welcome to the forum!  :P'),
(51885, '14be763583', '', 'Hello, and welcome to our home   :)'),
(51886, '6c6dd38040', '', 'I saw you ''catch up'' ......you still got peppered, and I believe it was YOU who gave me the directions on how to get there!  :roll:'),
(51888, '039c9be122', '', 'Good luck :) .... you know you can probably find the download for UT 99 in the downloads, I''d like to have some frags on it with you sometime!'),
(51889, 'dcc374ea6a', '', 'There is a link to download 99 on the front page.'),
(51890, '1a97c0a0f8', '', 'actually u came in the last inning, AND u turned on the wrong street tht i never told u 2 turn on'),
(51891, '75e22183cc', '', 'Welcome :)'),
(51893, '3b2ebb5bc1', '', 'Most of us play UT99 not to much 04 but I do know some of us are looking forward to UT3. Hop on TS and hang out so we can see if your a fucktard or not :)'),
(51894, '9f0e77b30a', '', 'Hop on the server and play some UT99 with us!'),
(51895, 'a87bbb02d8', 'UT99 FN 1v1 UZI Ladder', 'A new season is about to start would be great to see some DFB participating.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.fraggednation.com/standings.php?ladderID=385'),
(51896, '26cc4e4432', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;] Hop on TS and hang out so we can see if your a fucktard or not :)[/quote]\r\nLOL....once everyone gets to know you a bit someone will set up a vote :)'),
(51897, 'acd6ee3a9c', '', 'Hey Hey fox Hows it goin well welcome to are forums....like mattman said jump in the server and play with them lol but jump on ts to chat with me hahah but anywho hope u feel welcome and enjoy  8)'),
(51898, '72ef28beb0', '', 'im signed up already'),
(51899, '0bb1500f5d', '', 'Welcome and enjoy. See you in the game before you see me! :P'),
(51900, 'fc39c1edcd', '', 'Dillan stop being such a BITCH to your Mom!!  You gave shitty directions and you lost the fucking game! End of story!! :lol:'),
(51901, '02609dc38a', '', 'blah blah blah'),
(51902, '2c2408dfa9', '', 'All I wanted to say was that BlackWidow, you gave us that nice pic of ur cleavage when u gave us the pic of Dillan and his gf... in TS weeks ago.  Filenames were party1, party2, etc.\r\n\r\nI don''t do happy b-day threads but I''m also not sharin the private pics u send me and wanted to clear that up ;)'),
(51903, '5383c68cf0', '', 'lol im the noobsauce\r\n\r\nwtf some of the maps are weird shit Oo mattman and i had a nice little battle on a instagib map :D'),
(51904, 'cd4e4f6525', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]\r\n\r\nI don''t do happy b-day threads but I''m also not sharin the private pics u send me and wanted to clear that up ;)[/quote]\r\n\r\nLOL......'),
(51905, 'e1c04771e3', 'baby vs breakdancer....', 'Youtube: Simultaneously everything that''s right and wrong with the internet... and maybe ppl in general.\r\nHere''s the original, 17 seconds of breakdan...  OMFG!!!!\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8kChDiQVAAE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>\r\n\r\nThen someone thinks it would be funny if they looped it... 23 seconds:\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iyVIJ5FaTXI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>\r\n\r\nThen someone started doing this.... 25 seconds:\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D3Lr70lwaVg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>\r\n\r\nBut it feels a little empty... like it''s missing something.  still 25 seconds:\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ac5y-MUj0KY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>\r\n\r\nyeah... I never liked Street Fighter, more of a Mortal Kombat fan. 23 seconds:\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jtIuh38JmcI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>\r\n\r\nBrutality anyone?? 31 seconds:\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ksm5uiG4dwQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>\r\n\r\nThrow in the techno music and now we have a real remix! 17 sec:\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ATCfyo9iho8&amp;rel=1&amp;border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="366"></embed>\r\n\r\nJust when you thought you''d seen them all... 40 sec:\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Bs3DX3Phd8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>\r\n\r\nLesson learned?  I spend way too much time lookin at this crap :)  If u laughed, meet me at the 1st bar on the left after you cross the river styx.  I''m buyin!'),
(51906, 'ab86f78f6d', 'Re: baby vs breakdancer....', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;] If u laughed, meet me at the 1st bar on the left after you cross the river styx.  I''m buyin![/quote]\r\n\r\nLMFAO, i''ll see u there!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51907, '1af1cf5ea0', '', 'yo blade, thx for the update!  :wink:'),
(51909, '1245433146', 'Re: baby vs breakdancer....', '[quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;][quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;] If u laughed, meet me at the 1st bar on the left after you cross the river styx.  I''m buyin![/quote]\r\n\r\nLMFAO, i''ll see u there!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nI hate to admit....but I''ll be there too!  LMAO   :lol:'),
(51910, '508d0400f5', '', 'we might as well drive down 2gether mom'),
(51911, 'bef32e4dff', '', 'That is parenting at it''s best.  :roll:'),
(64589, 'd46e32b5e3', '', 'cool ....good job Will....'),
(64590, 'a57c425c98', '', 'Good to hear from you Bro.......Good times we all had .......For real stop by on TS and hang with us a bit .......'),
(64591, 'e8faf6fb11', '', 'I was going to submit my map I''m currently working on but I can''t sign up for that site. Never sends confirmation e-mail. No where on the site can you contact anyone if your unregistered either.'),
(51913, 'edddfa073b', '', 'wow... it saddens me to add another name to the list, but going around nicklaming matt and dFb is uber fucktardedness.'),
(51914, '1b9fb64337', 'FAKE ---&gt; {dFb}MattMan, 76.26.254.95:1476', 'Ban placed on {dFb}MattMan, 76.26.254.95:1476 caught botting on server. Behindviewed whole game, not doubt about it...he has a bot installed. Please stay off our server.'),
(51915, '88cb9c5c11', '', 'This isn''t MattMan.  MattMan is from New York, this IP is from Florida.  Also, MattMan is on rr.com, not comcast.net.\r\n\r\nThis IP is from someone we banned.\r\n\r\n[quote:88cb9c5c11]\r\n[21:43:21] *==&gt;* dFbBubba: !ipinfo 76.26.254.95\r\n[21:43:23] *priv* dFbBubba: \r\nDNS Name: c-76-26-254-95.hsd1.fl.comcast.net\r\nIP Owner Name: Comcast Cable Communications, Inc. \r\nIP Owner Loc: 1800 Bishops Gate Blvd, Mt Laurel, NJ, US, 08054\r\nIP Net range: 76.16.0.0 - 76.31.255.255  (WESTERN-1)\r\nIP CDIR: 76.16.0.0/12 \r\nIP Abuse or Tech Phone: +1-856-317-7272\r\nIP Abuse or Tech E-mail: abuse@comcast.net\r\n\r\nAll POSTED user(s) from the {dFb} website:\r\n	no users posted with this IP!\r\nLast LOGIN user(s) from {dFb} website:\r\n	no users last logged in with this IP!\r\nLast few (possibly not all) other IPs from users:\r\n	No other IPs found from posts.\r\nBlocked from website?: no\r\nBlocked from teamspeak?: yes\r\nOnline now?: \r\n	no one with this IP is online from the website.\r\nLast few pages accessed: \r\n	[color=red:88cb9c5c11]KhAoTiC_HaZe[/color:88cb9c5c11] /modules.php?name=Downloads\r\n	[color=red:88cb9c5c11]KhAoTiC_HaZe[/color:88cb9c5c11] /modules.php?ShoutComment=STFU MATTMAN!!!&amp;ShoutSubmit=ShoutPost&amp;button=Shout\r\n	[color=red:88cb9c5c11]KhAoTiC_HaZe[/color:88cb9c5c11] /modules.php?name=Downloads\r\n	[color=red:88cb9c5c11]KhAoTiC_HaZe[/color:88cb9c5c11] /modules.php?ShoutComment={dFb} IS FUCKING GAY!!!&amp;ShoutSubmit=ShoutPost&amp;button=Shout\r\n	[color=red:88cb9c5c11]KhAoTiC_HaZe[/color:88cb9c5c11] /modules.php?name=Downloads\r\n\r\nHit 403 (retard) Page?: no\r\n\r\n\r\n[Fri Aug  3 22:54:33 2007]: Player ''[color=red:88cb9c5c11]|àÑTî| »SyÑTâX«[/color:88cb9c5c11]'' [id-172,ip-76.26.254.95,chid-12,chan-~Girl Channel~,user-] [CHANGED to CHANNEL] [chid-1,chan-Welcome To {dFb} Lobby ]\r\n[Fri Aug  3 22:54:38 2007]: Player ''[color=red:88cb9c5c11]|àÑTî| »SyÑTâX«[/color:88cb9c5c11]'' [id-172,ip-76.26.254.95,chid-12,chan-~Girl Channel~,user-] [CHANGED to CHANNEL] [chid-1,chan-Welcome To {dFb} Lobby ]\r\n[Fri Aug  3 22:54:43 2007]: Player ''[color=red:88cb9c5c11]|àÑTî| »SyÑTâX«[/color:88cb9c5c11]'' [id-172,ip-76.26.254.95,chid-15,chan-Cry Baby Channel,user-] [CHANGED to CHANNEL] [chid-1,chan-Welcome To {dFb} Lobby ]\r\n[Fri Aug  3 22:54:45 2007]: Player ''[color=red:88cb9c5c11]|àÑTî| »SyÑTâX«[/color:88cb9c5c11]'' [id-172,ip-76.26.254.95,chid-15,chan-Cry Baby Channel,user-] [CHANGED to CHANNEL] [chid-1,chan-Welcome To {dFb} Lobby ]\r\n[Sun Aug 12 18:01:47 2007]: Player ''[color=red:88cb9c5c11]SyNTaX*[/color:88cb9c5c11]'' (U) [id-6901,ip-76.26.254.95,os-{UNKNOWN_OS},is_bot_user-NO] with username '''' [LOGGED INTO] channel ''Welcome To {dFb} Lobby '' [1].\r\n[Sun Aug 12 18:01:47 2007]: Player ''Server'' [SERVER_DECISION] [KICKED] player ''[color=red:88cb9c5c11]SyNTaX*[/color:88cb9c5c11]'' [id-6901,ip-76.26.254.95,chid-1,chan-Welcome To {dFb} Lobby ,user-] for ''TS -] Ban by GlimmerMan''\r\n[/quote:88cb9c5c11]'),
(51916, 'e5693c00e1', '', 'Thanks eMac\r\n\r\nFTB\r\nNext time it would be nice if you came to us first BEFORE saying one of us is a botter.\r\n\r\nWe just banned 3 people off our server and they have been using a lot of {dFb} members names running around on others servers using aim bots and causing trouble.'),
(51917, 'dc6eeee304', 'Sorry about the confusion...', 'Sorry did not know you had so much drama over here...feel free to delete my previous post. Our apologies.  :wink:'),
(51919, '582030875a', '', 'No problem, and thank you.'),
(51920, '1202535ac5', '', 'thans for the info...i hope i can make it\r\n:)'),
(51921, '8c736fe060', '', 'hello there\r\nand welcom to our place\r\nENJOY!'),
(51922, 'ecb1fdcea9', '', 'ammm it might take a while to get there from here\r\nbut...WAIT for meeee\r\nLOL'),
(51923, '891ee89d12', '', 'WTF....Xtacy...\r\ni''ll kick your ass in ut 99 anytime!...hehe\r\nwell i can try, lol\r\nj/k ,man, download that shit, i hope i could make it to the weekend and play at last\r\n:)'),
(51926, '295f8c4d89', 'Spiders', 'A father watched his young daughter playing in the \r\n&gt; garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and\r\n&gt; pure his little girl was. He \r\n&gt; thought about her seeing the wonders of nature\r\n&gt; through such innocent eyes. \r\n&gt; Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.\r\n&gt; He went over to her to see \r\n&gt; what work of God had captured her attention. He\r\n&gt; noticed she was looking at two \r\n&gt; spiders mating.\r\n&gt; \r\n&gt; &quot;Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?&quot; she \r\n&gt; asked.\r\n&gt; \r\n&gt; &quot;They''re mating,&quot; her father replied.\r\n&gt; \r\n&gt; &quot;What do you call the \r\n&gt; spider on top?&quot; she asked.\r\n&gt; \r\n&gt; &quot;That''s a Daddy Longlegs,&quot; her father \r\n&gt; answered.\r\n&gt; \r\n&gt; &quot;So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?&quot; the little\r\n&gt; girl \r\n&gt; asked.\r\n&gt; \r\n&gt; As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and\r\n&gt; innocent \r\n&gt; question,\r\n&gt; he replied &quot;No dear. Both of them are Daddy\r\n&gt; Longlegs.&quot;\r\n&gt; \r\n&gt; The \r\n&gt; little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a\r\n&gt; moment, then\r\n&gt; took her \r\n&gt; foot and stomped them flat and said, &quot;Well, we''re\r\n&gt; not having\r\n&gt; any of that \r\n&gt; Brokeback-Mountain crap in our \r\n&gt; garden.&quot;'),
(51927, '61067f889e', '', 'haha probably. some of the maps on the server are weird as hell. DeemerHell...wtf? lol im still trying to get used to the movement again. Im having some trouble adapting to the dfb weapons too. wheres my double jump and wall dodge?!?!?\r\n\r\n\r\nlol plus my internet connection is being gay and last night i lost both it and my cable :\\'),
(51928, 'e5eccb8e65', '', 'LOL....good one :)'),
(51929, 'e2e7ea2f76', 'My new tattoo', 'This is my new tattoo I just got the other night. My grandfather was a violin maker his whole life and I lived with my grand parents for like half my life so this was just kind of a &quot;in memory of&quot; tattoo dedicated to my pops. The violin was his passion and I called him pop so thats why I got what I got.\r\n\r\nThis was my forth tattoo and it fucking hurt I wined like a little baby :cry: and I''m not going to get anymore!\r\n\r\n[img:e2e7ea2f76]http://www.dfbgaming.com/images/Matt-tat.jpg[/img:e2e7ea2f76]'),
(51930, 'bf3fe2692c', '', 'Good one Demon, very funny...'),
(51931, '01b24a915a', '', 'looks real cool Matt, and i like the reason why u got that tat... tats which are dedicated to someone or something are always something special!  :P  :wink: \r\n\r\nwhere is it? on the arm?'),
(51932, 'df0ab5d6a2', '', 'LMFAO, thats a good one!  :lol:'),
(51933, '1f2baf917a', 'Geek tips for Windows Vista', 'Lots of tips/tricks for Vista\r\n\r\nhttp://www.howtogeek.com/tag/windows-vista/'),
(51934, 'f416389650', '', 'nice man, looks good. not all shitty like some artists do.'),
(51935, '89814effa9', 'Computer Jargon: Chat, IM, and E-Mail Acronyms', 'AAK - Alive And Kicking\r\n\r\nAAR - At Any Rate\r\n\r\nAAS - Alive And Smiling\r\n\r\nADN - Any Day Now\r\n\r\nAFAIK - As Far As I Know\r\n\r\nAFK - Away From the Keyboard\r\n\r\nAFN - that''s All For Now\r\n\r\nAKA - Also Known As (you remeber this one...yep it''s still alive)\r\n\r\nAOTA - All Of The Above\r\n\r\na/s/l or asl - Age/Sex/Location - (used to ask a chatter their personal information)\r\n\r\nAV - Avatar - Graphical representation (a picture) often used in chat rooms to depict a person that is in the room and chatting.\r\n\r\nb4 - Before\r\n\r\nBAK - Back At Keyboard (I''m back)\r\n\r\nBBL - Be Back Later\r\n\r\nBBS - Be Back Soon\r\n\r\nb/c - Because\r\n\r\nBCNU - I''ll Be Seeing You.\r\n\r\nb/f - Boyfriend (also shown as bf, B/F, or BF)\r\n\r\nBEG - Big Evil Grin\r\n\r\nBFN - Bye For Now\r\n\r\nBMA - Bite My A** (became popular with the Simpson''s cartoon show)\r\n\r\nboot - To get kicked out of a chat room, or have to restart the computer because you couldn''t talk in the chat room anymore.\r\n\r\nBR - Best Regards\r\n\r\nBRB - Be Right Back\r\n\r\nBRH - Be Right Here\r\n\r\nBSEG - Big S**t Eatin Grin\r\n\r\nBTA - But Then Again....\r\n\r\nBTW - By The Way\r\n\r\nbtw - BeTWeen you and me ...\r\n\r\nchat room - A web page where people gather using software that allows them to talk to one another in real time.\r\n\r\nCRS - Can''t Remember S**t\r\n\r\nCU - See You - also posted as cya\r\n\r\nCUS - Can''t Understand S**t (stuff)\r\n\r\nCNP - Continued in Next Post (seen more on message boards than chat)\r\n\r\nCP - Chat Post\r\n\r\nCS - Cyber Sex (very uncommon but know that I don''t think it has another meaning)\r\n\r\nCUL8R - See You Later\r\n\r\nCUOL - See You On Line\r\n\r\nCYA - See Ya\r\n\r\ndd, ds, dh - Darling or Dear: Dear Son, Dear Daughter, or Dear Husband. Usually exchanged in family chats.\r\n\r\nDDSOS - Different Day, Same Old S**t\r\n\r\nDEGT - Don''t Even Go There (I don''t want to talk about it)\r\n\r\nDIKU - Do I Know You?\r\n\r\nDIS - Did I Say\r\n\r\nD/L, DL, d/l, dl - Downloading, or Download it.\r\n\r\nEG - Evil Grin\r\n\r\nEM - E-Mail\r\n\r\nEMA - E-mail Address (example: ?ema or ema? = what is your email address)\r\n\r\nEMS - Eat My Shorts (Bart Simpsons'' catch phrase)\r\n\r\nEOT - End Of Thread (meaning end of discussion)\r\n\r\nez or EZ - easy (one of the really old ones)\r\n\r\nF2F - Face To Face\r\n\r\nFAQ - Frequently Asked Question\r\n\r\nFISH - First In Still Here (someone who is on line TOO much)\r\n\r\nFITB - Fill In The Blanks\r\n\r\nflame - to insult someone. Used when a person asks a stupid question, or says something rude to irritate the users of a chat room or message board.\r\n\r\nFOCL - Falling Off Chair - Laughing (let us hope so)\r\n\r\nforum - What todays message boards are called. Often using php as defining language to quickly write ''real time'' messages and replies to a web site (or page)\r\n\r\nFTS - F*** This S***\r\n\r\nfu - F*** you (If you can''t figure this one out, you shouldn''t be online)\r\n\r\nFUBAR - &quot;Fouled&quot; Up Beyond All Repair / Recognition\r\n\r\nFUD - Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt\r\n\r\nFWIW - For What It''s Worth\r\n\r\nFYI - For Your Information\r\n\r\nG2G - Got to Go\r\n\r\nGA - Go Ahead\r\n\r\nGAMMD - Go Ahead Make My Day ( Gamer expression, made popular by Dirty Harry)\r\n\r\nGamer - someone who is addicted (or advanced player) to video games\r\n\r\nGAL - Get A Life\r\n\r\ngest - Gesture ... a small multimedia file played over the internet, usually expressing an emotion or comment.\r\n\r\ng/f - Girlfriend (also shown as gf, G/F, or GF)\r\n\r\nGFN - Gone For Now\r\n\r\nGGOH - Gotta Get Outta Here\r\n\r\nGMTA - Great Minds Think Alike\r\n\r\nGR - Gotta Run (also GTR &amp; G2R)\r\n\r\nGR&amp;D - Grinning, Running, and Ducking.( Usually a Gamer taunt)\r\n\r\nGTR - Got To Run\r\n\r\nGTRM - Going To Read Mail (leaving chat room to check email)\r\n\r\nH&amp;K - Hugs and Kisses\r\n\r\nhacker - person who breaks into software, or disrupts a chat room.\r\n\r\nHAGD - Have A Good Day\r\n\r\nHAGO - Have A Good One\r\n\r\nHalsoft - Name of a company that purchased the brand of Chat that Excite offered, now a pay as you go service.\r\n\r\nHB - Hurry Back\r\n\r\nHosts - Refers to the people that are running the chat room, they usually have the ability to kick a person off due to rude behavior.\r\n\r\nHTH - Hope That Helps\r\n\r\nhuggles - Hugs\r\n\r\nIAC - In Any Case\r\n\r\nIB - I''m Back\r\n\r\nIC - I See\r\n\r\nIDN - I Don''t know (Same as IDK)\r\n\r\nIDK - I Don''t Know\r\n\r\nIDTS - I Don''t Think So\r\n\r\nIANAL - I''m Am Not A Lawyer (expect an uninformed opinion)\r\n\r\nIC - I See\r\n\r\nICQ - I Seek You. A computer program used to communicate instantly over the Internet.\r\n\r\nILU or ILY - I Love You (how sweet nerd love....awwww)\r\n\r\nIM - Instant Message \r\n\r\nIMHO - In My Humble Opinion (or In My Honest Opinion)\r\n\r\nIMO - In My Opinion\r\n\r\nIOH - I''m Out of Here\r\n\r\nIOW - In Other Words\r\n\r\nIQ - Intelligence ( also &quot;Intel&quot; )\r\n\r\nIRL - In Real Life\r\n\r\nIYO - In Your Opinion\r\n\r\nJAS - Just A Second\r\n\r\nJIC - Just In Case\r\n\r\nJK - Just Kidding\r\n\r\nJMO - Just My Opinion\r\n\r\nJW - Just Wondering\r\n\r\nk, K, or kk - O. K.\r\n\r\nKIT - Keep In Touch\r\n\r\nL8R - Later (an early one, kind of outdated with current ''young geeks'')\r\n\r\nLMAO - Laughing My Ass Off\r\n\r\nLMFAO - Laughing My F***(freaking) Ass Off (adds alittle more kick)\r\n\r\nLOL - Laughing Out Loud (Everyone should know this overused term)\r\n\r\nLQTM - Laughing Quietly To Myself ( who laughs out loud...this is more accurate )\r\n\r\nLTNS - Long Time No See\r\n\r\nLTS - Laughing To ones Self\r\n\r\nLY - ( I ) Love Ya.\r\n\r\nLYL - Love You Lots\r\n\r\nMessage Board - A web page where people write comments, and those comments are than added to that web-page for others to view. Used to carry on conversation, request information, and relay messages.\r\n\r\nMILF - Mother I''d like to F*** (keep in mind the &quot;ILF&quot; might be used in other manners)\r\n\r\nMNP - Meet in Person (also used MIP)\r\n\r\nMUG - Refers to a new user of that chat program, goes back to Excite VP days when the AV (or icon) that represented someone new was a picture of a coffee mug.\r\n\r\nNE1 - Anyone\r\n\r\nnewbie - refers to a person who is new to an area or technology. Also seen as nube, nooby, nubie, nb, etc.\r\n\r\nNFW - No Feasible (or F***ing) Way\r\n\r\nNIMBY - Not In My Back Yard\r\n\r\nnm, or NM - Never Mind\r\n\r\nNP, np - No Problem\r\n\r\nNRN - 1. No Response Necessary 2. Not Right Now\r\n\r\nNT - No Thanks\r\n\r\nOBTW - Oh, By The Way.\r\n\r\nOIC - Oh, I See\r\n\r\nOF - Old Fart, someone who has been around for a while.\r\n\r\nOJ or OK - Only Joking or Only Kidding\r\n\r\nOL - the Old Lady\r\n\r\nOM - the Old Man\r\n\r\nOMG - Oh My Gosh/God (whichever you prefer it)\r\n\r\nOT - Off Topic\r\n\r\noth or OTH - Off The Hook: Something is really popular, or hot. Very exciting.\r\n\r\notr or OTR - Off The Rack: Saying that something is outside the ordinary.\r\n\r\nOTE - Over The Edge (beyond common sense or beyond good taste)\r\n\r\nOTOH - On The Other Hand ...\r\n\r\nOTOMH - Off the Top of My Head ...\r\n\r\nOTW - On The Way ... I''ve sent a file to you, it''s &quot;On the way&quot;\r\n\r\nP911 - My parents are in the room. P=Parents, and 911=emergency, in other words either drop the subject, or watch the language.\r\n\r\nPANS - Pretty Awesome New Stuff (often referring to computer technology)\r\n\r\nPCMCIA - Personal Computer Memory Cards International Association\r\n\r\nPCMCIA - People Can''t Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang)\r\n\r\nPEBCAK - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard (.ie. &quot;You&quot;...In a non-obvious way)\r\n\r\npeeps - People. example: &quot;There sure are a lot of peeps in this room&quot; - meaning a lot of people are in the chat room. (also PPL)\r\n\r\npeep this - Hey, listen to this, I''ve got some interesting news.\r\n\r\nPITA - Pain In The Ass ( I suppose write PITB -- if you want to say butt instead of ass)\r\n\r\nPLZ - Please\r\n\r\nPMJI - Pardon Me for Jumping In (when you enter into a new conversation)\r\n\r\npoof - when someone leaves a chat room, often seen as *poof* as in boy he *poofed* in a hurry.\r\n\r\nPOTS - Plain Old Telephone Service\r\n\r\nPOS - Parents are looking Over my Shoulder (same as POTS)\r\n\r\nPOTS - Parents Over The Shoulder - (My parents are watching, I can''t really talk)\r\n\r\nPPL - People\r\n\r\nQT - Cutie \r\n\r\nRFC - Request For Comments (used more in newsgroups, a page or pages that supply technical information)\r\n\r\nrl or RL - Real Life (as opposed to being online)\r\n\r\nrm or RM - Ready Made: pre-existing\r\n\r\nROFL - Rolling On Floor, Laughing (I know how could they type that and do that?)\r\n\r\nROTF - Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied...unless they''re on fire)\r\n\r\nROTFLMAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off\r\n\r\nROTFLMFAO - Rolling On The Floor Laughing F(***ing) My Ass Off ( I know very long )\r\n\r\nRSN - Real Soon Now\r\n\r\nr/t - Real Time (also: RT, or rt)\r\n\r\nRTFM - Read The &quot;Flippin&quot;(or F***ing) Manual (response to beginner question on net, chat, newsgroups, etc.) \r\n\r\nRU - are you?\r\n\r\nSEG - Shit Eating Grin (lude...maybe but it is the internet)\r\n\r\nSH - Same Here\r\n\r\nSMS - Short Message Service (more cell phones and pagers than chat rooms and the Internet)\r\n\r\nSN - Screen Name. The name or moniker selected by person in an IM or chat program. ( ex: My &quot;SN&quot; in vp was &quot;-lone.wolf&quot; )\r\n\r\nSNAFU - Situation Normal, All &quot;Fouled&quot;(or F***ed) Up\r\n\r\nSO - Significant Other\r\n\r\nSOL - Shit Out Of Luck\r\n\r\nSOS - Same Old S**t (stuff)\r\n\r\nSOTA - State Of The Art (latest technology)\r\n\r\nSPST - Same Place, Same Time\r\n\r\nSSDD - Same S**t, Different Day (Arose from Tom Clansey in his Jack Ryan series)\r\n\r\nSTR8 - Straight (can refer to sexual preference, or DSTR8 as in Damn Straight)\r\n\r\nSTW - Search The Web\r\n\r\nSY - Sincerely Yours\r\n\r\nSYL - See You Later\r\n\r\nSYT - Sexy Young Thing (also PYT: Pretty Young Thing)\r\n\r\nTAFN - That''s All For Now\r\n\r\nTC - Take Care\r\n\r\nTFH - Thread From Hell (a topic or discussion that won''t stop - esp. newsgroups)\r\n\r\nTGIF - Thank Goodness (or God) It''s Friday\r\n\r\nTHX - Thanks!\r\n\r\nTIA - Thanks In Advance\r\n\r\nTM - Text Message (often refers to communications with text over cell phones)\r\n\r\nTMI - Too Much Info. (information)\r\n\r\nTNT - ''Til Next Time\r\n\r\nTPS - That''s Pretty Stupid\r\n\r\nTPTB - The Powers That Be (can sometimes refer to the people that are running the chat room or server) \r\n\r\nTRDMF - Tears Running Down My Face: Can be with either laughter, or due to saddness.\r\n\r\nTS - Tough S**t (or Stuff)\r\n\r\nTSFY - Tough S**t For You\r\n\r\nTTFN - Ta-Ta For Now\r\n\r\nTTTT - These Things Take Time\r\n\r\nTTYL - Talk To You Later\r\n\r\nTY - Thank You\r\n\r\nTYT - Take Your Time\r\n\r\nTYVM - Thank You Very Much\r\n\r\nVPPH - Virtual Places Page Host\r\n\r\nUS - You Suck\r\n\r\nusa or USA - Until Sides Ache: Usually used with one of the laughter acronyms such as &quot;lolusa&quot; Laughing Out Loud Until my Sides Ache. I''ve also heard that some folks substitute ush for &quot;Until Sides Hurt&quot;. rotflolush = rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, until my sides hurt.\r\n\r\nUV - Unpleasant Visual\r\n\r\nUW - you''re Welcome\r\n\r\nUY - Up Yours\r\n\r\nvp or VP - Virtual Places: A brand of chat offered by Excite in the late 90s and early 2000.\r\n\r\nWB - Welcome Back (you say this when someone returns to a chat room)\r\n\r\nw/b - Write Back\r\n\r\nWC - WelCome\r\n\r\nWEG - Wicked Evil Grin\r\n\r\nWEU - What''s Eating You?\r\n\r\nWFM - Works For Me\r\n\r\nWIIFM - What''s In It For Me?\r\n\r\nw/o - With out \r\n\r\nWTG - Way To Go (usually sarcastic...not suprising)\r\n\r\nWTF - What The F**K\r\n\r\nWT? - What The ...? or Who the ...?\r\n\r\nWTGP? - Want To Go Private? (move to a private chat room)\r\n\r\nWWJD - What Would Jesus Do?\r\n\r\nWYSIWYG - What You See Is What You Get \r\n\r\nYAA - Yet Another Acronym\r\n\r\nYBS - You''ll Be Sorry\r\n\r\nYL - Young Lady\r\n\r\nYM - Young Man\r\n\r\nYMMV - Your Mileage May Vary\r\n\r\nYR - Y eah, Right. (sarcastic)\r\n\r\n*ys* - You Stinker\r\n\r\nYVW - You''re Very Welcome\r\n\r\nYW - You''re Welcome'),
(51936, '8bc1b20270', '', 'Some More................\r\n\r\nkktxbai- ok thanks bye.\r\n\r\nbai- bye.\r\n\r\nbby -baby\r\n\r\ncyber -internet sex\r\n\r\nstfu -shut the fuck up.\r\n\r\ngtfo -get the fuck out\r\n\r\norly -Oh really.\r\n\r\nyarly -Ya really\r\n\r\nrly -realy \r\n\r\nnoob - aka-noobie\r\nsomeone who is new to a game, or website, online game, or something.\r\n\r\nl337 ((as seen in above post))-Leet ((really awesome))\r\n\r\nUber -Really\r\n\r\nWai -Way\r\n\r\nWhut -What\r\n\r\nAdv- Advance \r\n\r\nATM -At the moment  \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nRoleplay terms:\r\n\r\nLit -Short for literate. It can eiter be used for people who type out there words or for roleplayers that post 3 Paragraphs or more.\r\n\r\nAdvLit -Advanced Literate. These are the people that can post 8 paragraphs or more.\r\n\r\nSemi-lit -Below Lit. This person types 1 sentance to a paragraph.\r\n\r\nIlliterate -Can be used as a person who doesn''t type out their words. Or a person who can''t even type a sentance.\r\n\r\nRP -Roleplay\r\n\r\nRPers -Roleplayers\r\n\r\nMMRPG -Mass multiplayer roleplay game\r\n\r\nRPG -Roleplay game\r\n\r\nOne on one ((1x1, onexone, private RP)) -A roleplay with only two people.\r\n\r\nGroup RP - A roleplay with 3 or more people.'),
(51937, 'e8f7f8d813', '', 'That is a nice job.  Too bad you were such a suck hole while it was being done!'),
(51938, '3d7ac2d332', '', 'i would never get a tatoo, they look like they hurt'),
(51939, 'ff16708e0d', '', 'wow wtf lol thts awsm! brb kkthxbye :D\r\n\r\nmatt you know WAAAAAAY too many acronyms buddy Oo'),
(51940, '32c7dd00b3', 'searching for bans?', 'BTW the 2k4 forum says only admins can post in there\r\n\r\nanyways i was playing on an instagib server and there wasthis dude on there that was playing a little iffy and I cant find where to search to see if there is a ban\r\n\r\nut]I[.mç is his name, and it wasnt just me that was questioning his abilities, it was damn near everyone'),
(51941, 'e4f8f1c537', 'Console Mods I''ve Done', 'Here are a few Pics of my modded box. I have since removed the skin and gave it a full paint job, looks much better. I''ll posts some updated pics soon. \r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nDVD window mod and jewel mod. Got some lightes in there as well. \r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<img src="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ps2/Xbox6.jpg" border="0">\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nBack of my box. I have it set up with 2 hard drives. I use the internal one (80 gigs) for all the fun stuff like running emulators, copying games, XBMP (Xbox Media Player) etc. I use the external one for Xbox live and to repair the clock when it wacks out on me (using font exploit) Hooked up a switch for the HDD power and use a simple IDE male connector to switch ribbons. \r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<img src="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ps2/XboxBack.jpg" border="0">\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br><br>\r\n<b>Updated Pics</b><br><br>\r\nHere are some pics of my xbox with it''s new paint job and matching controller. I used a textured metalic paint. The top of the xbox I sanded down with a light grit sand paper. The front I actually painted over the skin I had on there. I was worried that the paint would not stick or maybe peel but it came out perfact and has been on there for a few months now.\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<img src="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ps2/xbox7.jpg" border="0">\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nThat black thing on the side is my original HDD. I plug that in the back when I want to get on Xbox live.\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<img src="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ps2/xbox9.jpg" border="0">\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nCustom Fan Mod\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<img src="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ps2/xbox8.jpg" border="0">'),
(51942, 'a22053f211', '', 'Here are some older consoles i''ve done....\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nHere is one of my modded NES. Put a blue neon light in there also, looks cool and the kids like it  \r\n<br>\r\n<img src="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ps2/nes.jpg" border="0">\r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<br>\r\nReal old school stuff    :D \r\n<br>\r\nThe one on the left is the original atari 5200 controler and the one on the right is a modded one so I could play Kaboom! and Pole position. Don''t know if any of you ever played Kaboom with a joystick but it SUCKS! One of my all time favorite games so this mod was a must! Took apart a 2600 paddle and used the handle and pot out of it. Baught the switch you see on the top so I could shift gears in pole position. It works awesome. There is a site out there somewhere that explanes how to hook the wires up. \r\n<br>\r\n\r\n<img src="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ps2/5200.jpg" border="0">'),
(51943, '14ebb1a906', 'every geek has one or wants one....', '[img:14ebb1a906]http://videosean.gotgeeks.com/honey.jpg[/img:14ebb1a906]\r\nNSFW\r\nhttp://gizmodo.com/gadgets/oooooh/honey-doll-has-touch-sensors-moans-has-fake-orgasms-288234.php'),
(51945, '1fa7882e9c', '', 'Aw sean your such a dork!'),
(51946, '4539038777', '', 'lol nice tat matt looks hella tight and good detail and smart dont be a pussy lol they only hurt in sum places :D'),
(51947, 'c5eeb3a6c3', '', 'awww poor skillet is lonely ill buy u a hooker  :lol:'),
(51948, '2b71ba0570', 'Stress Management', 'Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. \r\n\r\n\r\n1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. \r\n2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. \r\n3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. \r\n4. No one knows your secret place. \r\n5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. \r\n6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. \r\n7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater. \r\n\r\nSee? It really does work. You''re smiling already'),
(51949, '84f4fcdaa6', '', 'hah! good one LOL'),
(51950, '1dc5d18b00', '', 'Nice tat matt \r\nDedicated tattoo''s are the best'),
(51951, 'a08d0d0405', '', 'lol thats great\r\n\r\nNice1 dk'),
(51952, '55e1442873', '', '[quote=&quot;smartscript&quot;]i would never get a tatoo, they look like they hurt[/quote]\r\n\r\nlol I bet the one on your neck hurt real bad!!\r\n\r\n[img:55e1442873]http://dfbgaming.com/images/joeGotowned.jpg[/img:55e1442873]\r\n\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51953, 'eb9417315d', '', 'LMFAO that was hilarious\r\nI really liked the Mortal Kombat remix'),
(51954, 'ed18109510', '', 'LMFAO\r\nAgreed\r\nI knew his name would be put up sooner or later'),
(51955, 'fb3e44f9f5', '', 'Wow matt nice work dude\r\nYour xbox is sick \r\nAlso like the NES with the neon light\r\n\r\nVery nice work'),
(51956, '1ca3948f4c', '', 'What will the jap''s come out with next lol'),
(51957, '586f6d970f', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;][quote=&quot;smartscript&quot;]i would never get a tatoo, they look like they hurt[/quote]\r\n\r\nlol I bet the one on your neck hurt real bad!!\r\n\r\n[img:586f6d970f]http://dfbgaming.com/images/joeGotowned.jpg[/img:586f6d970f]\r\n\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote]\r\nLMFAO\r\nDamn that looks painful'),
(51958, '23a1328105', '', 'Busted 8)'),
(51959, 'e51fc618f5', '', 'Majer we might have to put you on that list just for being friends with scarface!! He''s been more retarded than normal lately.'),
(51960, '66aaca9776', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Majer we might have to put you on that list just for being friends with scarface!! He''s been more retarded than normal lately.[/quote]\r\nlol\r\nYah i know he has\r\nI''ve told him just to stop phuckin with dFb\r\nBut he wont listen to reason\r\n\r\nHe has adhd and needs lots of ritalin, i understand this lol'),
(51961, '70fc69db8b', '', 'You''ll have to answer that one Joe, cause I''m thinking of one on the back of my neck and I have heard that they do hurt there!  :? BTW Matt...nice, I like!  :)'),
(51962, 'e36abd393d', '', 'Well I have two hands...does that mean I can picture two people under water?  I could cut my list by half!   :twisted:'),
(51963, '232002a56f', '', 'lol, g1 demon  :lol:'),
(51964, 'bb13380dc2', '', 'Nice tatto matt...'),
(51965, 'bc9d0efc17', '', 'HA HA HA...\r\ngood one'),
(51966, 'fb74d7be22', '', 'hehe\r\ngood one'),
(51967, '0d4929dd05', '', 'omg wtf?\r\nkkg nnb iio aajk eje shd isds lla iiiww hhdff kkx bbl\r\nhehe\r\nlol'),
(51968, '53b814b918', '', 'cool...\r\nlove your xbox'),
(51969, 'c05b6683e3', '', 'you will get use to the weapons, no time....\r\npractice on MikeAnime...lol'),
(51971, '8bab4010e3', '', 'you had me there, but i like your outcome better! lol'),
(51972, '9765e782b9', '', '[quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;]looks real cool Matt, and i like the reason why u got that tat... tats which are dedicated to someone or something are always something special!  :P  :wink: \r\n\r\nwhere is it? on the arm?[/quote]\r\n\r\nThanks Toxic\r\n and it''s on my left shoulder.'),
(51973, '7741b5a138', '', 'lmfao i hate spiders! i run like a bitch! xD'),
(51974, '466f5aa867', '', 'You should beable to post in the 2k4 forum now. The permissions were messed up.\r\n\r\nTry http://www.unrealadmin.org they might beable to answer your question.'),
(51975, 'ac99ccbb58', '', 'LMFAO!\r\nThats hilarious\r\n\r\nYou can tell she was raised right lol'),
(51976, 'c3ee1283b0', 'Women vs Men', 'WOMAN''S POEM\r\n\r\nBefore I lay me down to sleep,\r\nI pray for a man, who''s not a creep,\r\nOne who''s handsome, smart and strong.\r\nOne who loves to listen long,\r\nOne who thinks before he speaks,\r\nOne who''ll call, not wait for weeks.\r\nI pray he''s gainfully employed,\r\nWhen I spend his cash, won''t be annoyed.\r\nPulls out my chair and opens my door,\r\nMassages my back and begs to do more.\r\nOh! Send me a man who''ll make love to my mind,\r\nKnows what to answer to &quot;how big is my behind?&quot;\r\nI pray that this man will love me to no end,\r\nAnd always be my very best friend.\r\n\r\n\r\nMAN''S POEM\r\n\r\nI pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge Tits\r\nwho owns a liquor store and a golf course.\r\nThis doesn''t rhyme and I don''t give a shit.'),
(51977, 'c191e58085', '', 'lol, good one!!  :lol:');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(51978, '957e09056e', 'I made something geeky', 'Yahoo! status checker\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Yahoo Status Checker is a tool, some people call it with different names.\r\nIt actually shows the status of a person, if that person is online according \r\nto the Status Checker and offline in your Yahoo Messenger, that means he/she has blocked you.\r\n\r\n[img:957e09056e]http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/images/yahoocheck.jpg[/img:957e09056e]\r\n\r\n<a href="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/cgi-bin/BlockChecker/be_dlctr.cgi?file=/Msntv/YahooChecker.exe">DOWNLOAD NOW!</a>'),
(51979, '300f9449f9', 'lil old lady gets revenge', 'http://www.13moons.com/index.php?main_page=page&amp;id=26&amp;chapter=0&amp;zenid=6ac8e7d5889a304719fe46e95309f0b8 you have have the volume up before you hit play.'),
(51980, '17cecc4699', '', 'should be something in there about fishing....'),
(51981, 'c873909cfb', '', 'RIGHT ON!!!!'),
(51982, '17612a8522', '', 'They sure grow up fast these days! lol'),
(51983, '52d48209d8', '', 'That''s funny!!! :D'),
(51984, '1631fecbcd', '', ':lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(51985, 'f96cf6a79b', '', 'geek  :roll: \r\n\r\nlol i got a few things like that ill dig up because im a geek too &gt;&lt;'),
(51986, 'eb7d55064e', 'Noroom''s MSN / Windows Live Messenger List cleaner', 'I found this program a few years ago. I like it. It signs into your messenger account and grabs a list of all the retards so you can clean house. Here is a description from the guy who made it.\r\n\r\n[quote:eb7d55064e]\r\nNow you can delete unnecessary entries from your Messenger lists, to sign in\r\nquicker than usually.\r\n\r\nOften, when u sign in to Messenger, the server sends a list with containing\r\nusers who have permission to see your status (Allow List), who do not have\r\npermission to see your status (Block List), who have you on their contact list \r\n(Reverse List), and who you have on yours (Contact List). Sometimes you delete \r\nsome users, and people delete you from their list, too. Even though they don''t \r\nhave you on their list anymore, their email will stay on the list of people who\r\ncan see you online. Why allow them to see you online, if they don''t have you on \r\ntheir list anymore? It is pointless to give them persmission to see your status\r\nwhen they don''t have the ability to do so.\r\n\r\nNow, let''s say you block someone and then delete that user from your list.\r\nImagine that the person you blocked also deletes you. That person''s email will\r\nstay in your block list, even though it is not likely they will talk to you,\r\nbecause you are not on their contact list anymore.\r\n\r\nThis explanation can be confusing, but I hope you still find ListCleaner useful.\r\n\r\nEach email you delete will remove about 40~50 characters from the data sent \r\nwhen receiving a new list.[/quote:eb7d55064e]\r\n\r\n<a href="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/Msntv/ListCleaner.exe">DOWNLOAD NOW!</a>'),
(51987, '8d70c1ee0f', '', 'Lamers...\r\n\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LHLNG08Yfok" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>'),
(51988, '7d515b95ea', '', 'LOL......Skillz where the hell do you find this stuff.... :wink:'),
(51989, 'a353493f7d', '', 'good one lol'),
(51990, '6ba9948b0b', '', 'lol'),
(51992, 'a60b347261', 'IMMM BACK!!!!!!!1', 'sorry that i 4got bout ya guys\r\nima start playin UT\r\nive really got super skillz on fear now so ya :]\r\nhow ya''ll doin\r\nand am i still in dFb?'),
(51993, '2e9a2d9a12', '', 'The ASS MONKEY is back!\r\nASS MONKEY ALERT!\r\nASS MONKEY ALERT!\r\nASS MONKEY ALERT!'),
(51994, 'ea44bacb1a', '', 'hahahah\r\nsup foo''z\r\nhow it hangin though'),
(51995, '5694b8af45', '', 'Your back?? I''ve heard that one before..'),
(51996, '33366a3153', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]LOL......Skillz where the hell do you find this stuff.... :wink:[/quote]\r\n\r\nMy mind and the internet were meant for each other like garlic and butter.  I''ve beenon the internet for many years and every now and then somethin comes up that reminds of funny stuff that I''ve seen before... and usually nothing ever dies on the internet, there''s always another copy out there somewhere even if the original place you found it is gone.  I have no idea where I first found this, just know it was a really long time ago and it still makes me LMAO :)  Truth hurts but I can laugh at myself sometimes :)'),
(51997, '9989428b0d', '', 'ROFLMFAO'),
(51998, '9d19bf0788', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]My mind and the internet were meant for each other like garlic and butter.  I''ve beenon the internet for many years and every now and then somethin comes up that reminds of funny stuff that I''ve seen before... and usually nothing ever dies on the internet, there''s always another copy out there somewhere even if the original place you found it is gone.  I have no idea where I first found this, just know it was a really long time ago and it still makes me LMAO :)  Truth hurts but I can laugh at myself sometimes :)[/quote]\r\n\r\n... wow your like my twin brother or something because for a minute i thought you were talking about me lol'),
(51999, '45ec7565dc', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Your back?? I''ve heard that one before..[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nyea got proof your back??????\r\n\r\n\r\nya know for more than just a day this time??'),
(52000, 'ec597bef8f', '', 'What the hell was in that bag?'),
(52001, 'e11ff5b789', '', 'Whats up Nick.\r\n\r\nSo you back or just visiting.\r\nI''ve only been able to visit from time to time myself but it''s good to hear from you.'),
(52002, '245b6d8440', '', 'NICE TAT MATHOLE\r\n[URL=http://www.speedtest.net][img:245b6d8440]http://www.speedtest.net/result/171436734.png[/img:245b6d8440][/URL][b:245b6d8440][color=darkred:245b6d8440][/color:245b6d8440][/b:245b6d8440]'),
(52004, 'c72fbbd22a', '', 'hey hey kido....\r\nglad to see ya again\r\nwhere is your MOM???\r\nCALLLLIIIIiiiiiiiiii'),
(52005, '1cc84bdd58', '', 'you both can kiss and hold hands\r\nGEEEEKKKSSS\r\nlol'),
(52006, '707550e91e', '', 'eh my mom is everywhere :D :P  im back actually\r\ni wanna do sum wars\r\nand fear wars!!!!!'),
(52007, 'd488ea548b', '', 'Evil i want 1 that says \r\n{dFb}SICKstylez           {dFb} is what im proud to be'),
(52008, '961fe0b3bc', 'i have a problem with {dFb}', 'the problem is!!!!!!!!! :-x \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\ni need to see u guys again!!!!!!! :D'),
(52009, 'f39022e9e0', '', 'wtf?'),
(52010, 'bdd50798ab', 'Number 2000', 'Wooooooooooooooo, 2000 people on the website in less than 2 years. Well 9 days short of 2 years.'),
(52011, '66d4859dbc', '', 'Happy 2000!'),
(52012, '151bc295df', '', 'ASSMONKEY!'),
(52013, 'f90cc2d903', 'happy 2000', ':-x  :-x  :-x  :-x  :-x   :-x  :-x \r\nhappy 2000 member'),
(52014, 'ba7532338d', '', 'wooo wooo\r\n2000!!!!!'),
(52015, 'ef46acbe37', '', 'go lick your balls kido'),
(52016, '02db56c452', '', 'w00t!  8)'),
(52017, 'e721e1f4ca', '', 'Whoo Hoo!!!'),
(52018, '72f5f58432', 'ummm hi', 'Just so u know i wont be on for a few lol and its not me jumping from ts to ts.....gram has colon cancer....been spending alot more time with fam and in and out of the hospital...with her but i though i would drop by and post so u all dont think i died...thats if anyone cared lol but ummm im out shes in surgery now to have sum of her colon removed so ill talk to u peepz when ever \r\n\r\nloves ya all\r\n\r\nps hope all is well with everyone'),
(52019, '92f9705ffc', '', 'who the hell is squirrel  8)'),
(52020, '3284752e9f', '', 'Hi Nicole...hope your gramma gets better real quick..tell her not to fart!  LOL...j/k really do hope she ''s ok!'),
(52021, '85e582737d', '', 'Hope all is well.'),
(52022, 'be15fdf1db', '', 'If you come back, make sure you bring Cali too! We miss you both! :P'),
(52023, '05dffad959', '', '3000 is just around the corner now!! :P'),
(52024, '3c671c99ee', '', 'FEAR sucks!  UT or go home! :P'),
(52025, '4dd76e5e26', '', 'Don''t mess with old people, they''re mean! :lol:'),
(52026, 'e0bb434345', '', 'Aint that the truth! :lol:'),
(52027, '3fe9b6c7e6', '', 'rofls lmao\r\n\r\ni dont need huge tits about full c will do xD'),
(52028, '3a7806356b', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]\r\ni dont need huge tits about full c will do xD[/quote]\r\n\r\nAMEN!  Shape and presentation are always more important than size :D'),
(52029, '48c2ae9832', '', 'LOL......'),
(52030, 'b120ac8553', '', 'pfft!  It''s about quality not quantity!  :roll:'),
(52031, '139615631e', '', 'Did you girlfriend tell you that Sean?'),
(52032, '2f2e005f3a', '', 'wat girl-friend??'),
(52033, '7315e3025e', 'The Devil', 'The Devil\r\n\r\nThree guys die in a major bus accident and they all go to the gates of heaven. When they arrive at the pearly gates, the Devil meets them instead of God. \r\n\r\nThe Devil says to the men, &quot;I am only allowed to let one of you three into heaven. I will choose the one who can ask me a question I cannot answer.&quot; \r\n\r\nThe first guy, a philosopher, stands puzzled for a while. &quot;Ah ha!&quot; he exclaims and asks, &quot;Who was Polydectes and what did he do?&quot;\r\n\r\nThe Devil snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of books appear in front of the guy. After reading all the books, the Devil answers correctly and -- poof! -- the philosopher disappears to hell.\r\n\r\nThe second guy, a mathematician, asks the Devil the most complicated question ever. The Devil snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of books and papers appear in front of the guy. After working out the problem, the Devil answers correctly and -- poof! -- the mathematician disappears to hell.\r\n\r\nThe third guy, an idiot, asks the Devil to get him a chair and drill seven holes in the chair. The Devil hands the chair to the idiot, who sits on the chair and farts. He then asks the Devil, &quot;Which hole did I fart through?&quot; The Devil gives the idiot a dirty look and starts to think. The Devil replies the third one. The guy says, &quot;Nope!!! The one through my ass!&quot;'),
(52034, '1f14c28496', '', 'yep hope all turns out well give grams kisses and hugs, later home dawg!'),
(52035, '4f4801ec5c', '', 'lol sure thing jimmy and thanx all its been a very very long day and just got bak from the hospital....and im so ready for bed lol'),
(52036, 'f270164dd9', '', 'Hurray for the Idiots!!!!'),
(52037, '0e8ff12cf5', '', 'Whats this? Y2K again! lol'),
(52038, '0811f300a8', '', 'LOL......good one!   :lol:'),
(52039, '1a94844546', '', 'LMFAO'),
(52040, 'c39a95b8b3', '', 'how do u not know me.......\r\nevery1 knows me'),
(52041, '2e6f5dde8d', 'LMAO ROFLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!', '<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=1776503">doggy style</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=1776503&amp;v=2&amp;type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed><br><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&amp;videoid=1776503&amp;title=doggy style">Add to My Profile</a> | <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home">More Videos</a>\r\n<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=1082095">Doggy Style Suprise</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=1082095&amp;v=2&amp;type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed><br><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&amp;videoid=1082095&amp;title=Doggy Style Suprise">Add to My Profile</a> | <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home">More Videos</a>'),
(52042, 'f4b6f28756', '', 'lmfao pwned!'),
(52043, 'b6e3b7fc79', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Did you girlfriend tell you that Sean?[/quote]\r\n[quote=&quot;Dillan&quot;]wat girl-friend??[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nxD rosie palm strikes again xD\r\n\r\nseriously 2k members is awesome, hopefully more will get active because this community is pure ownage in my opinion.'),
(52053, 'c460592d98', 'Can I Rejoin?', 'Hey guys. I really wanna rejoin because i miss you guys and loved bein in dfb. So can i? Please :D'),
(52054, 'b3c84c00be', '', 'I don''t have a problem with it but we will have to put you up for a vote again.'),
(52045, '35f07308fe', '', 'Another good one Glimmer. :P'),
(52046, '301ae7066b', '', 'The one with the dogs is freakin funny! :lol:'),
(52047, '5c7dc0aed2', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;][quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]\r\ni dont need huge tits about full c will do xD[/quote]\r\n\r\nAMEN!  Shape and presentation are always more important than size :D[/quote]\r\n\r\nIs that what your boyfriend told you Sean?'),
(52048, '285ec23ee7', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]FEAR sucks!  UT or go home! :P[/quote]\r\nAmen\r\n\r\nWelcome back squirrel \r\nGood to see you :D'),
(52049, '7d1557a569', '', 'WHOO HOO!\r\n\r\n2000 members and still goin strong \r\nCongrats guys'),
(52050, '7ddc811947', '', 'it might be because you''ve been gone for like 8 months'),
(52051, '1290c6671e', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;][quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;][quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]\r\ni dont need huge tits about full c will do xD[/quote]\r\n\r\nAMEN!  Shape and presentation are always more important than size :D[/quote]\r\n\r\nIs that what your boyfriend told you Sean?[/quote]\r\nLMFAO, burn'),
(52052, '24ca0a32b6', '', 'wrong kind of ejaculation...'),
(64580, '6f973b4a1f', '', 'I''ve updated the code...'),
(64581, 'dc9f61ab17', '', 'you doing a show this year?'),
(64582, '2698862460', '', 'Looks fuckin awesome pipe...are the trees meshes?'),
(64583, 'b5e5f115cf', '', 'Just figured this out, if you use the  ModPlug Tracker (the newest version - v1.20) this guide won''t work correctly making your music in UT restart or play twice. So grab an older version. v1.12 seems to work fine. You can grab it here. ftp://ftp.untergrund.net/users/sagamusix/openmpt/archive/mpt_classic/'),
(64584, '19dc07ce4c', '', '[quote=&quot;GhostKoi&quot;]you doing a show this year?[/quote]\r\n\r\nNot this year on the show, so I guess the map will have to be my show. lol\r\n\r\nand No to the trees they are serveral brushes together. with the textures altered to move and all.'),
(64585, 'fbdc57e5e4', '', 'awww, I haven''t seen you very active on the lor forums either, which is why I asked. Hope you get the show up next year! I wasn''t going to do mine either this year but the family insisted.'),
(64586, '1ecc1adad0', 'New map', 'New last man standing map\r\nDM-!!{dFb}-Instarena\r\n[img:1ecc1adad0]http://members.dfbgaming.com/Maximus/Instarena.png[/img:1ecc1adad0]'),
(64587, '017b6051fe', '', 'Fun map, played this with Max last night and it''s perfect for instagib.'),
(64588, '5ffb7d7a2d', '{dFb} NaliWeapons 3 Servr ...', 'Alright so....I''ve gotten access to a server and I''m running full on Nali Weapons 3 for anyone that''s interested. The server isn''t mine and the owner doesn''t know I''m running the server. It is however sitting dormant and paid for. The owner also wouldn''t think to check processes running..he''s the typical http/ftp/mysql/php guy....The server is advertising to gamespy so it''ll show in people''s server browsers. I just don''t know when payment is due, so the server could be lost at any time. On another note, the guy he''s renting the server from is the same person I''m renting from and I think he may have forgotten about the account anyway...either way..it''s here for now...still some kinks, but i haven''t slept yet...\r\n\r\n[url=unreal://server2.p455w0rd.net:7777/]server2.p455w0rd.net:7777[/url]'),
(52056, 'a62d429c57', '', 'LMFAO\r\n\r\nthe music with the dog puking was priceless'),
(52057, '574621c897', 'The Blonde Speeder', 'The Blonde Speeder\r\n\r\nA blonde woman gets pulled over for doing 85 in a 25 mph zone.\r\n\r\nThe cop asks her for her license and registration. She says, &quot;License, what''s that?&quot;\r\n\r\nHe replies, &quot;It''s what they ask for when you buy liquor.&quot;\r\n\r\nShe says, &quot;Oh, I get it,&quot; and hands him her license.\r\n\r\nThen she asks what a registration is. He says, &quot;It''s probably in your glove box. Just open it and give me the papers inside.&quot; She does, so he returns to his car.\r\n\r\nHe calls the police dispatcher and says, &quot;I think I just pulled over the dumbest blonde ever! She didn''t even know what a license was.&quot;\r\n\r\nThe dispatcher says, &quot;I know who she is. She''s driving a new BMW, with pink mirrors.&quot;\r\n\r\nThe cop says, &quot;Yeah, how''d you know?&quot;\r\n\r\nThe dispatcher says, &quot;Never mind that, just go up to her car and drop your pants.&quot;\r\n\r\nThe cop says, &quot;No freakin'' way!&quot;\r\n\r\nThe dispatcher says, &quot;Just trust me, all the cops in town have done it.&quot;\r\n\r\nSo the cop agrees and reluctantly walks up to her car. He looks around and then drops his pants.\r\n\r\nThe blonde woman says, &quot;Another breathalyser test? No problem, I pass these all the time.&quot;'),
(52058, 'ed8a9e7c0f', '', 'lol thats just wrong'),
(52059, 'be18bd0111', '', 'Our users have posted a total of 16124 articles\r\nWe have 2000 registered users\r\nThe newest registered user is robmick'),
(52061, '37c5a48376', '', 'LMFAO, good one!!!  :lol:'),
(52064, '00fc4ab412', '', 'hope everythings ok with ur grandma nicole!!! i had kinda the same situation with my grandma a few months ago, not cancer, but heart attack and all that shit, so i know how fucked up those situations can be...'),
(52066, '0c95472cbc', '', 'I guess nobody wants ya in... I still like ya tho :)'),
(52067, '39aff0b67d', 'my application', 'hey i was wondering if i can join {dFb} i am good in freestyle and camping, but 1 problem. i cant use teamspeak or vent i can use xfire. soi was wondering if i can join. i play UT and UT2k4 so add me on xfire\r\n\r\naanightwolf'),
(52068, '46e5d54928', '', 'Why can''t you use teamspeak? It''s heavily used in clan matches and is a must for a dFb member to have. If you can''t use teamspeak then there really is no way for others to get to know you or communicate in a clan match. If others in the clan can''t get to know you then there really is no way that you can join.\r\nWe don''t care much on how much skill you have only that you get along with others here.\r\nTeamspeak is how we get to know one another.\r\nGet it, use it, or there may not be a posibility of you joining.\r\nJoining is always up to a majority vote. If no one knows you then your not going to get a positive vote.'),
(52070, '67a17ea911', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Why can''t you use teamspeak? It''s heavily used in clan matches and is a must for a dFb member to have. If you can''t use teamspeak then there really is no way for others to get to know you or communicate in a clan match. If others in the clan can''t get to know you then there really is no way that you can join.\r\nWe don''t care much on how much skill you have only that you get along with others here.\r\nTeamspeak is how we get to know one another.\r\nGet it, use it, or there may not be a posibility of you joining.\r\nJoining is always up to a majority vote. If no one knows you then your not going to get a positive vote.[/quote]\r\n\r\nWhat he said.'),
(52071, 'dd14a7066f', '', 'thanx toxic means alot  :wink: \r\n\r\nps GO TO BED ITS PAST UR BED TIME HAHAHA   12typing'),
(52073, '8ba478510c', '', 'Guess not. :( And you better still like me sean :D'),
(52074, '0d4ee970f2', '', 'If Matt and the other guys let me vote it will be yes of course =)'),
(52075, '432c2caea5', '', 'hahahaha! im laughing out loud that was funny'),
(52076, '52b5f3e97a', 'hooker rejoining', 'personally im not sure i want her back in.\r\n\r\nshe always stuck up for necrofag\r\n\r\nshe wasnt here all that long before leaving to join KAI\r\n\r\nim not sure about here but many of the KAI used aimbots \r\n\r\nwe just expelled 3 members for useing aimbots or being with those who did\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nto me its just a waste of time whose to say she wont leave again and want to rejoin after getting bored.\r\n\r\n\r\nthis is not a vote thread but rather a place to discuss her application.'),
(52077, '31cb8cd7a0', '', 'and to add to the mike lol mattman says theres a new rule no one under the age of 21'),
(52078, '46cfae7e9f', 'Map Making', 'I need retard proof instructions on how to make a map. I realy want to try and make a Thanksgiving Table map, but I can''t even make a damn box!!! HELP!!!!'),
(52079, '2597431d1d', '', 'I can''t argue with a single point that Mike has brought up... I think they are all true statements and valid concerns.  It is my personal opinion that she was pushed by someone else into making that post about rejoining though.  Personally Greenman, when she said she had no idea what to say I think you should have either left it alone or just posted something yourself.  There''s alot of mixed feelings going around lately when it comes to certain people because of who they choose to associate with.\r\n\r\nMy attitude towards hooker asking me about rejoining has been to tell her to just chill and be patient and see what happens... yeah she''s not good at that being patient thing because she is still a kid and all.  I don''t think anyone (except mikeanime maybe) has a problem with her being in our teamspeak as long as she doesn''t act like the fucktards she''s been friends with.  If anyone does have a problem with her being in the TS I''d like to know.  Maybe I can keep her out if that''s the case but she doesn''t always listen to me.\r\n\r\nAs far as I know from talking to her she likes everyone in dFb and doesn''t want to be hated here.  She left KAI because she didn''t like Cannon and a few others there - not specifically because she wanted to come back to dFb... that''s what she told me when she quit KAI at least.  I don''t like Cannon either but I''ve only had one conversation with that piece of work.  \r\n\r\nIf a poll is posted I will vote for her.  It might end up being a mistake but that''s where I stand.  If it''s decided that she doesn''t get to be in dFb, I''ll be disappointed but I''ll be fine with that.\r\n\r\nFor you specifically here mike... last night when I took away your SA I was extrememly pissed because you''d come into my channel and didn''t say anything for like 15 minutes.  I wanted to just kick u but figured u were just having mic problems or something... and I gave you your SA back after a minute or two in case you didn''t notice.  Not mad at ya now... just makes me mad that I have to watch the TS window at all times in order to make sure nobody''s coming in to eavesdrop.'),
(52080, '695dd9fb73', '', 'wow well said skillet'),
(52081, '31cfce0be5', '', 'Personally I like having Lizzy around and enjoy her coming on TS. But I really think she should give it some time before rejoining dFb to make certian she really wants to be here. If a vote was to go up now I would vote no.'),
(52082, '2a6864ccf7', '', 'i dont mind liz being in TS as long as she isnt out of hand.\r\n\r\nide like to give it time before we do vote on her just like matt said to see if she really wants to rejoin or  not.\r\n\r\nyes i am having intermentent mic issues but no speaker issues so if you talk i can hear ya skills. i was not intent on ease dropping i figured ya were playin gut and didnt want to bother the others and i wanted to join for that reason.'),
(52083, '5e186e9169', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]i dont mind liz being in TS as long as she isnt out of hand.\r\n[/quote]\r\nyou haven''t seen her out of hand until you''ve been playing against her and magickal and they team up against you!'),
(52084, 'f7b7e015a9', '', 'Nobody put up a vote?'),
(52085, 'ebc99d16e9', 'Windows Live Beta''s', 'http://get.live.com/betas/home'),
(52086, '0e5f7c7478', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]Nobody put up a vote?[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nnot quite but check the private section'),
(52087, '20994997f0', '', 'nice although im having a few problems gaming on vista so well see how things go'),
(52088, 'de85e7f538', '', 'I never had a problem with Liz because I don''t know her really, but I might have an issue with her being brought in again so quickly. I agree that people under 21 are flighty..(case in point being Dillan) Xtacy wants to join and by all accounts is a good, fair player, and we have spoken frequently outside of UT realms and he seems a stand-up guy. I had to explain to him that a vote couldn''t be put up right away because of the shit that had gone down, but here we are discussing allowing 2 old members to rejoin after they decided to leave, simply because they got bored with new clans, or not having one. To me wanting to rejoin simply because you don''t like another clan isn''t good enough. But that''s just my opinion ...'),
(52089, '3e3670b94e', '', '[b:3e3670b94e][color=green:3e3670b94e]Hmm, nice list  :wink: \r\n\r\nI seen &quot;The Kocksucking King&quot; Necro  is giving you guys hell again  :roll:  :roll: \r\n\r\nSorry haven''t been around much the past 2 months, But because of health reasons, I''m not doing much in the :{THC}:clan lately  either :cry: [/color:3e3670b94e][/b:3e3670b94e]'),
(52090, 'f5eccbca83', '', 'http://www.adobe.com/designcenter/video_workshop/\r\n\r\nI''m not sure I''ve pasted this link before but it''s a pretty good resource for all things adobe - free flash video tutes :)'),
(52091, '86245f4821', '', 'Sorry to hear that buddy. Hope all returns to normal soon. :P'),
(52092, '0589392a9f', '', 'can i kiss ass too?'),
(52093, '46ae1dd9f9', '', 'She is a good player and person. I like her.  I don''t really care one way or the other how this is dealt with at the moment. If she ddin''t post that she wanted back in, nobody would know that she did. We have always said that as long as a person leaves the clan on good terms, we have no problem with them. She did, so we shouldn''t.  \r\n\r\nMike, as for the way she or others act in TS....... Maybe you should look in the mirror!  There have been many times that you have pissed someone off badly enough that they  tell you right off and you leave and sulk for days or even weeks before you come back!  I have put many people in their place when it comes to the way they act in TS.  I am also asked by some members to do it because I don''t care if I look like the bad guy or not.\r\n\r\nAnyway, back to the original topic....... I don''t care if you all want her to wait a bit.  I think that is probably a good Idea. If she went up for vote right now, I would vote yes. Maybe like Sean, I would regret that later but we have given out many second chances. :P'),
(52094, '4b8fbbe417', '', '[quote=&quot;clickclickboom&quot;]can i kiss ass too?[/quote]\r\n\r\nFirst you suck dick and now you want to kiss ass?  LOL Click.  :lol:'),
(52095, '10dbb68f7a', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Why can''t you use teamspeak? It''s heavily used in clan matches and is a must for a dFb member to have. If you can''t use teamspeak then there really is no way for others to get to know you or communicate in a clan match. If others in the clan can''t get to know you then there really is no way that you can join.\r\nWe don''t care much on how much skill you have only that you get along with others here.\r\nTeamspeak is how we get to know one another.\r\nGet it, use it, or there may not be a posibility of you joining.\r\nJoining is always up to a majority vote. If no one knows you then your not going to get a positive vote.[/quote]\r\n\r\nWhat he said.[/quote]\r\n\r\nWhat they said. :P'),
(52097, '72d60ce13d', '', 'the only person i ever ticked off that bad was katana over issues reguarding  things his kid had said to others in the clan and some other things aswell. (stupid CRS i forgot his name) lol\r\n\r\n\r\ni didnt mean the shit we all say in ts for bad behavior i meant going out of their way to be an ass like CCB has done so often or necrofag.'),
(52098, 'f24ecca3ab', '', 'Noo that didn''t tick me off. I delt with him and reminded him thats not the way to act. Hooker, Yourself and Jaded brought that to my attention and I took care of it. No getting upset. But I remeber pissing you off and making you leave but can''t remember what it was about. See all is forgotten  :D\r\n\r\nTo add to the topic I really don''t have much to say about htis other than Hooker left on good terms. \r\n\r\nIs there a posibility that she maybe doing this for Necro? Just a thought, Read somewhere she left here to go and be a part of his bullshit.'),
(52099, '441965c8e6', '', 'u will get alot of false positives with this btw utdc20b is available'),
(52100, 'e47eee6ac0', 'Are you up for it? Whos up for it ? A One Night Stand?!', 'The One Night Stand server visit!  8)  8) \r\n\r\nthe server IP for this server is 209.40.96.191\r\n\r\nthe forum is (still in development)\r\n\r\nhttp://scarface.worldclancenter.net/forum/ \r\n\r\nalso if u had/have a TS on my server please ReadMe\r\n\r\n\r\nDuring Routine maintance the database for the teamspeak server running on Ip\r\n208.100.25.61 was discovered to be partially corrupted and would no longer\r\nstart. If you are receiving this email your teamspeak server was located on this\r\nteamspeak server ip.\r\nWe were partially able to retreive an old backup. Which put most users back up\r\nsome however were not we have reinstalled those teamspeaks and all ones that\r\nwere recovered may have old data.\r\nYou will have to resetup and/or make changes and readd or remove any users that\r\nmay exist we are sorry for the inconvenience and tried to recover what we could.\r\nIf you have any Issues accessing your teamspeak or would like it reinstalled\r\nplease submit a ticket and we will try to correct immediatly. \r\n\r\nthis means u have to craete a new TS account  @ 208.100.25.61:8771'),
(52101, '826c3d9774', '', 'we actually got rid of UTDC 2.0 we are using a modified version of 1.8 and a new version of ASH that our guy eMac made. We prolly have the most secure server out there, and no false positives. We catch most of the cheating scumbags out there but new bots are still being made. The fight continues!'),
(52102, 'ea86099193', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Noo that didn''t tick me off. I delt with him and reminded him thats not the way to act. Hooker, Yourself and Jaded brought that to my attention and I took care of it. No getting upset. But I remeber pissing you off and making you leave but can''t remember what it was about. See all is forgotten  :D\r\n\r\nTo add to the topic I really don''t have much to say about htis other than Hooker left on good terms. \r\n\r\nIs there a posibility that she maybe doing this for Necro? Just a thought, Read somewhere she left here to go and be a part of his bullshit.[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nyea i know what it was about but yea its in the past so as you said better off forgotten.\r\n\r\n\r\nas  you said hooker did leave on good terms so i might vote yes in the future but ide like to give her a 2 month &quot;probation&quot; (for lack of a better word) period to see if she is serious about rejoining us and to see if it really is what SHE wants.\r\n\r\nthe ONLY reason i hesatate to vote yes on her is because of how often she stuck up for necro in TS. it makes me uneasy that even after all the bs he posted here about us and how he posts under demigod and vader on other forums about some of us cheating she still defended him. \r\n\r\n\r\nas stated by others she is a good player and for the most part good in TS if the majorety vote her in i will treat her with respect and as part of the clan. she does have a good personality most of the time.'),
(52103, 'dc7277e555', '', 'I''m a false positive under UTDC 2.0 :D  well... I have been on another server I won''t mention at least... more than willing to help someone test it if I''m not busy but I''m not an expert on these things.'),
(52104, 'd972423f9b', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]\r\nTo add to the topic I really don''t have much to say about htis other than Hooker left on good terms. \r\n\r\nIs there a posibility that she maybe doing this for Necro? Just a thought, Read somewhere she left here to go and be a part of his bullshit.[/quote]\r\n\r\nI could tell u whatever u want to know about hooker/liz... but I''m not about to go around talking about ppl or for ppl.  What I know from when she left was that she more or less left because she was bored playing sniper and went to KAI to play insta.  Yeah it''s a dumb reason and I''m sure more than one person told her that at the time... there''s nothing about being in dFb that say you can''t play other places or gametypes.  that was back in Feb. I think... she posted an ''I quit'' and it was on good terms - no trash talkin or childishness on her part IMO...\r\n\r\nI have no idea why anyone thinks she''s been friends with Necro.  I like her and have been talking to her in TS and IM for more than a month and she tells me alot... she''s never brought up Necro''s name.  On the other hand I haven''t watched her every move for the last year or even the last month... so anything''s possible.  I don''t presume to know everything about her.\r\n\r\nI can tell you that she''s been friends with LordTyrant, CCB, Dillan, Majer and scarface in the past... however once dFb found out about the stupid anti-clan bullshit CCB, Tyrant and as far as I''m concerned EVERYONE that was involved with the anti-clan shit went after her and tried to destroy her online and real-life world.  They stole her myspace.  They stole her hotmail account and used it to instant message everyone she knows.  I can also tell you that I helped out quite a bit when it came to figuring out who the fuck all was involved with the anti-clan bullshit and I never found enough to make me think she was in with them... I''d NEVER defend someone I thought was guilty of that shit - she was friends with them and talked to them in TS and IM and who knows what else,  just about everyone knows that and she''s still paying for that IMO because alot of ppl don''t trust her now.  Hopefully she''ll stick around, suck it up and be an adult about things but I can''t guarantee she''ll do that anymore than I can guarantee mikeanime will never say something to piss somebody off again :P\r\n\r\nI''m not trying to make a ''feel sorry for her'' case here... just letting you know what''s happened lately that you or anyone else that doesn''t spend 24-7 in TS (I''m lookin for a job dammit SHUT UP!) might not know about.\r\n\r\nThat said... I NEVER get tired of showing ppl this picture :D\r\nhttp://image.bayimg.com/aafgjaabd.jpg\r\nThat''s what they did to her myspace after dFb found out about their anti-clan cheating, hacking and aimbotting ways and kicked CCB and Tyrant out.  At the right side of the picture is my instant messenger conversation with CCB as it was going on - he''s using Liz''s hotmail account pretending to be her.  I knew it was him from the first thing he typed tho.  I''m VS in that conversation... always been ''videosean'' everywhere until dFb.  I have all kinds of pictures I took of the anti-clan website and other related things... don''t feel the need to post them all but if someone wants me to I will.  I don''t have much else to do all day except look for a job ;)\r\n\r\nI can only assume that she''s not a complete moron and has learned that those assholes aren''t worth her time and attention after what they did to her.  If I were to say something to her about talking or playing with them... she''d just get mad at me for thinking she''s still friends with them or whatever.  I hope that''s how she really feels... cuz if it isn''t they''re just going to use her and fuck her up again and that would make her pretty damned stupid.\r\n\r\nBefore anyone rags on her for liking any of those fucktards... every single person in dFb liked CCB and/or LordTyrant at one time.  Everyone can make mistakes and some people can be fooled sometimes.  This is why I have no problem with the idea of ''just let it go, wait and see what happens'' approach towards her and anyone else wanting to rejoin right now.  It doesn''t matter what I think of her... nobody would be out of place to tell me I''m being fooled by her.  I''d disagree with that and demand proof to show me how and why I''m being fooled though :P\r\n\r\nI''m sure Matt will step up and tell u all anything he thinks I''m lying aboout or pulling out of my ass... I''d expect him to.  He was almost always in TS when the stupid shit was going on so he can correct me on anything I''m misremembering :)'),
(52105, 'f51905ac4e', '', 'one thing that pissed me off about LT &quot;joining&quot; the dFb in the first place was there was no vote one day he wasnt in the clan the next day he was and a week later he joined the Anti crap.\r\n\r\nif lt was to had come up for a vote i would have said no after what he pulled with ace. i never figured lt to be part of a hacking/cheating clan but i am not terrabley surprised by that now though.'),
(52106, '1d5618a8c0', '', 'Hello m8s\r\nI just wanna tell you that if u''re still intersted in a rumble with [RSA] - you jould contact \r\nI.R.A. - mihaibogdan_ro@ hotmail.com or me\r\niondinu61@hotmail.com\r\n\r\nThanks m8s'),
(52107, '566f912e15', '', 'Matt and I were talking to LT for quite a while about comming into the clan to take over the 2k4 part of our clan.  He finally said he would so I told him to put the tags on.  I wish I could go back and undo it, but I can''t.  He is gone now so no big deal. \r\n\r\nAs for Click.......I still like the guy.  I don''t agree with the shit that he has done, but I like talking to him and I like to play him in the game. Don''t trust him but still like to talk to him.'),
(52108, 'a0869fe65b', '', 'well havent been on for bout a week i think sorry :C\r\nworkin around house\r\nchillen with my bro more\r\nhomework\r\nmy other bro is on so much'),
(52109, '8d7edfc023', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]FEAR sucks!  UT or go home! :P[/quote]\r\nbut i m home :P'),
(52110, '395893d295', '', 'mehead'),
(52111, 'd0d678769b', '', 'wat them three said lol'),
(52113, '8b24af5388', '', 'did you go somewhere? welcome back and maybe I will see you on some FEAR server. Dont listen to these sissies, they get motion sickness and laggy and stuff! GIRLS!'),
(52114, '05b7914f83', '', 'Welcome back :P'),
(52115, '114d4046e1', '', 'I''ll w8 for the m8s to de-b8, and get it str8 !!   :)   I''m up for a match  :wink:'),
(52116, '98859bd645', '', 'thanks for the important info Majercock :)'),
(52117, '92e723b681', '', 'Don''t mess with old people, they''re mean! \r\nyeah greenie\r\nyou should know that :)'),
(52118, 'e8959b4b07', '', 'hahaha\r\nlol'),
(52119, '47b5a9aa97', '', 'funny???\r\nNOT'),
(52120, 'b26f53b575', '', 'Wrong???\r\nthat was right!!! :)\r\nlol'),
(52121, '0e3a3baadc', '', 'yeahhhh\r\nwhere is your mom????'),
(52122, '3456e62039', '', 'take care THC_M1K3YP00H'),
(52123, '0d65b61500', '', 'lol.... yeah.....can''t you ask Matt???'),
(52124, '071e2de458', '', 'it''s a cool version\r\n:)'),
(52125, '813ca0d191', '', 'lol BlackWidow'),
(52126, '6d59cdff29', '', 'usually katana just talking shit\r\nbut now.....i''ll go with..what he said\r\n:)'),
(52127, '7814277e99', '', 'i hope everything is better now nicole\r\ntake care'),
(52128, '66022cac66', '', 'I''d ask her out on a d8 but I don''t want 2 w8 nor pay 4 the fr8 to ship her here in a cr8.\r\n\r\no-[8=&lt;\r\nEver notice how an 8 looks like vertical boobies?  :D');
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(52129, 'd2da1bb6af', 'Vista/Windows Server 2008 Videos', 'These are videos about technology changes in Vista and Windows Server 2008.  They''re straight out of Microsoft.  The people speaking in these videos are the people working on the features.  Mostly manager-types but there are some developers, testers and architects.  These videos are mostly targeted for developers and they are pretty damn long.  They talk about why certain changes were made and how the changes were implemented.  Unfortunately there''s nothing on DirectX 10.  All the videos are wmv format.\r\n\r\nI''m pulling these videos from community site called &quot;Channel9&quot; - http://channel9.msdn.com/ - which for the most part is where people talk about things inside Microsoft.  Things like Vista development, Visual Studio development, Office, Windows Live, Xbox/XNA stuff etc...  They have several &quot;shows&quot; with different content.  There''s also a forum, which Microsoft employees do read so if you want to complain directly to Microsoft this is one place to go.\r\n\r\nThen there''s on10 - http://on10.net/ - same but mostly outside of Microsoft.  How companies are using Microsoft technology, cool stuff people are making etc...  Channel9 does this sort of thing sometimes but for the most part Channel9 is stuff done inside Microsoft.\r\n\r\nAnd last there''s Channel8- http://channel8.msdn.com/.  This site is for students.  Right now there covering the &quot;Imagine Cup&quot; where students from around the world try to develop a technology to win the &quot;Imagine Cup&quot;.\r\n\r\n<a href="#a">Application Compatibility, Reliability and Crash Analysis</a>\r\n<a href="#b">User Account Control</a>\r\n<a href="#c">Performance</a>\r\n<a href="#d">Hardware and Plug and Play</a>\r\n<a href="#e">Security</a>\r\n<a href="#f">Networking</a>\r\n<a href="#g">Audio/Video/Printing/Vista Sounds</a>\r\n<a href="#h">Windows Live Mail Desktop</a>\r\n<a href="#i">&quot;User Experience&quot; (UX)/Authentic Energy Reflective Open (AERO)</a>\r\n<a href="#j">Windows Explorer</a>\r\n<a href="#k">Windows Sidebar/Sideshow/start.com</a>\r\n<a href="#l">Media Center</a>\r\n<a href="#m">Internet Explorer 7</a>\r\n<a href="#n">Windows Management</a>\r\n<a href="#o">Cleartype</a>\r\n<a href="#p">IIS 7</a>\r\n<a href="#q">Windows Installer</a>\r\n<a href="#r">Monad/PowerShell</a>\r\n<a href="#s">XML Paper Specification (XPS files)</a>\r\n<a href="#t">Transactional File System And Registry</a>\r\n<a href="#u">Avalon/Windows Presentation Foundation (WPF)</a>\r\n<a href="#v">Collaboration</a>\r\n<a href="#w">Windows Communication Foundation</a>\r\n<a href="#x">Virtualization/Visual PC/Virtual Server</a>\r\n<a href="#y">Boot loader/NT Kernel</a>\r\n<a href="#z">Localization/Starter Edition</a>\r\n<a href="#aa">Compiling Vista and Vista History</a>\r\n<a href="#ab">Windows Server</a>\r\n<a href="#ac">People</a>\r\n<a href="#ad">Other Stuff</a>\r\n\r\n<a name="a"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Application Compatibility, Reliability and Crash Analysis[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jeff Meng, Paul Sliwowicz, Gerald Maffeo - IO Cancellation [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/cancel_io_windows_vista_pdc_2005_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Sep 15, 2005 9:04 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:23:13\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=116345\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Kirk Glerum and Mike Hollinshead - Watson (what happens when your system crashes?) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/watson_pdc_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Sep 20, 2005 10:12 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:14:08\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=118317\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Rob Kenny - Application Compatibility [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0510/25766/rob_kenny_app_compat_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Nov 18, 2005 2:19 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:31:25\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=137809\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows 2000 to Windows Vista: Road to Compatibility  [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/VistaCompatibility_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Dec 6, 2006 4:13 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:56:22\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=263902\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Making Windows Vista Reliable: Introduction to Windows Reliability with Mario Garzia [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_Reliability_Intro_Garzia_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Feb 28, 2007 10:15 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:30:02\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=286934\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Stressed Out Windows: Making Windows Robust [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_Stress_Testing_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Mar 7, 2007 11:08 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:57:03\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=288552\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Processes Gone Wild: Understanding Windows Vista Reliability Mechanics [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_Reliability_Team_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Sat, Mar 17, 2007 3:14 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:49:26\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=291969\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Vista AppReadiness: Finding and Sharing Information about the Applications that Work and Don''t Work on Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/AppReadiness_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Jul 24, 2007 7:13 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:34:07\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=328436\r\n\r\n<a name="b"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]User Account Control[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Vista User Account Control [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/RB_UAC_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Nov 9, 2006 5:27 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:34:41\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=255622\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: UAC - What. How. Why. [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/GoingDeep_UAC_Corio_Schwartz_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Mar 5, 2007 4:37 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 01:04:35\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=288259\r\n\r\n<a name="c"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Performance[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: The Advancement of Windows: Michael Fortin - Windows Vista SuperFetch [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Windows_Vista_SuperFetch_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Oct 6, 2006 9:41 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:48:13\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=242429\r\n\r\n<a name="d"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Hardware and Plug and Play[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Eugene Lin and Jason Cobb - Windows Plug and Play [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0601/26169/Going_Deep_VistaPnP_Final_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Jan 18, 2006 3:34 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:52:44\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=156316\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Vista: Ready for ReadyDrive [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/ReadyDrive_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Sep 27, 2006 6:42 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:26:16\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=238608\r\n\r\n<a name="e"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Security[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tomas Palmer and Tolga Acar - Crypto in Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/cryptography_windows_vista_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Sep 20, 2005 9:45 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:25:52\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=116710\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Going Deep: Richard Ward - Engineering security into Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0603/27129/richard_ward_security_2006_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Apr 14, 2006 9:25 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:52:46\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=182269\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Peter Biddle - Bitlocker, Security in Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0606/28210/edited_bitlocker_security_video_2006_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Jul 11, 2006 2:35 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:36:44\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=214558\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Scott Field: How secure is Vista, really? - Part I [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/ScottField_VistaSecurityI_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Nov 29, 2006 1:02 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:35:34\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/showpost.aspx?postid=261824\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Scott Field: How secure is Vista, really? - Part II [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/ScottField_VistaSecurity_Pt2_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Nov 30, 2006 4:37 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:44:54\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=262227\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mike Danseglio, Jose Maldonado and Kelly Hengesteg: Windows Vista Security Guide [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/AdamCarter_VistaSecurity_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Feb 15, 2007 6:40 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:36:01\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=283191\r\n\r\n<a name="f"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Networking[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Abolade Gbadegesin and team - Networking in Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/networking_team_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Nov 24, 2005 1:29 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:39:43\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=116349\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Lee Bandy on IPv6 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0603/27129/lee_bandy_ipv6_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, May 31, 2006 4:07 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:22:38\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=198734\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jawad Khaki - Networking VP [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0605/27723/jawad_khaki_networking_2006_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Jun 21, 2006 1:54 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:19:27\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=207060\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mike Flasko and Anthony Jones: Winsock and .NET Protocol Agnostic Development [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IPV6_Programming_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Dec 13, 2006 6:00 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:46:52\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=265664\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Connected: Windows Vista Networking Overview [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_Networking_Team_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Mar 14, 2007 5:56 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:56:40\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=291308\r\n\r\n<a name="g"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Audio/Video/Printing/Vista Sounds[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Steve Ball - Learning about Audio in Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/new_audio_team_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Sep 15, 2005 9:12 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:48:03\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=116347\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tim Sneath - Inside Windows Vista Printing [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0511/25766/print_xps_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Nov 17, 2005 2:59 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 01:01:52\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=137532\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Vista Audio Stack and API [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0512/26042/GoingDeep_VistaAudio_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Dec 13, 2005 9:56 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:45:11\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=145665\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Hakon Strande - High Definition Audio in Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0605/27723/digital_audio_hd_initiative_2006_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Jul 12, 2006 9:33 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:38:15\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=215212\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Vista WAVE - Windows Audio Video Excellence  [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0608/28402/WAVE_Team_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Sep 1, 2006 2:37 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:47:46\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=231438\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Robert Fripp - Behind the scenes at Windows Vista recording session [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0512/26042/Vista_Robert_Fripp_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Mar 2, 2007 9:26 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:25:47\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=151853\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Making Windows Vista Sing: Robert Fripp and the Vista Melody [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Robert_Fripp_Vista_Sounds_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Sat, Mar 3, 2007 2:54 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 01:02:48\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=287615\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Allan Stratton: Nuance Imaging and Speech - Part 1 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IO_Nuance_P1_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Apr 18, 2007 7:03 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:25:28 \r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=301679\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Allan Stratton: Nuance Imaging and Speech - Part 2 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IO_Nuance_P2_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Apr 19, 2007 2:15 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:23:13\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=302046\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Cakewalk: Making Music with Sonar [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IO_Cakewalk_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Jul 5, 2007 2:44 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:31:00\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=322700\r\n\r\n<a name="h"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Windows Live Mail Desktop[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: The new Outlook Express: Windows Mail demoed [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/outlook_express_2005_final_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Oct 10, 2005 12:47 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:46:54\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=116711\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Re: Windows Live Mail Desktop beta [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0606/27918/WLMD_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Jun 5, 2006 3:38 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:41:49\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=200639\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Active Search in Windows Live Mail Desktop [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0606/28210/WLMDActiveSearch_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Jul 17, 2006 7:07 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:00:00\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=216831\r\n\r\n<a name="i"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]&quot;User Experience&quot; (UX)/Authentic Energy Reflective Open (AERO)[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Kam Vedbrat - What influenced the visual design of Longhorn? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0405/22606/Vedbrat/Inflences.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Aug 18, 2005 6:12 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:03:49\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=7331\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Kam Vedbrat - How flexible will Longhorn''s user experience be? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0405/22606/Vedbrat/Control.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Aug 18, 2005 6:27 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:02:35\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=8243\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Kam Vedbrat - Is there one thing in Longhorn that really excite you? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0405/22606/Vedbrat/Exciting.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Aug 18, 2005 6:37 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:01:38\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=8772\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Kam Vedbrat - How the Longhorn graphics team works with the Usability team [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0405/22606/Vedbrat/Aero_MBR_300-110-56k.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Aug 18, 2005 6:38 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:01:13\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=8861\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Kam Vedbrat - How are user expectations changing now that computers are being used longer every day? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0405/22606/Vedbrat/Expectations.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Aug 18, 2005 6:45 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:02:41\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=9398\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Kam Vedbrat - Looking at Windows Vista''s user interface (AERO) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/new_kam_vedbrat_aero_2005_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Sep 13, 2005 8:50 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:31:03\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=114694\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: New Vista GUI Stuff For Devs [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/RB_VistaGui_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Jan 17, 2007 6:00 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:33:08\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=273337\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]:  Jenny Lam - Designing Experiences at Microsoft [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0601/26169/jenny_lam_windows_vista_designer_2005_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Jul 6, 2006 11:20 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:38:17\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=161254\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Julie Larson-Green: Leading by Example, Managing the Windows Experience [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/WM_IN_JulieLarsonGreen_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Jun 25, 2007 4:33 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:30:37\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=319241\r\n\r\n<a name="j"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Windows Explorer[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Shell Team - Exploring and Using Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/windows_vista_shell_2005.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Sep 13, 2005 8:43 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:38:56\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=114710\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Shell Architecture [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0601/27129/GoingDeep_WindowsShell_Final_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Apr 20, 2006 2:28 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:51:55\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=183919\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Ales Holecek - Windows Shell (Windows Explorer, Desktop Search, UAC, Aero) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/VistaShell_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Oct 13, 2006 2:37 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:41:39\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=244592\r\n\r\n<a name="k"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Windows Sidebar/Sideshow/start.com[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Vista Sideshow [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0605/27723/sideshow_2006_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, May 17, 2006 7:22 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:48:21\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=193721\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Sideshow Team - Auxiliary Displays (new laptop feature coming next year) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/auxdisplay_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Oct 7, 2005 5:17 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:18:43\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=124796\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Sean Alexander (and others) - Windows Vista Sidebar and Gadgets [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0510/25766/sidebar_and_gadgets_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Oct 20, 2005 3:12 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:42:43\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=128231\r\n\r\n<a name="l"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Media Center[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Charlie Owen - Your first Media Center/Vista application (and a look at their secret room) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0603/27129/windows_vista_media_center_first_app_2006_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Apr 7, 2006 11:07 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 01:01:04\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=180410\r\n\r\n<a name="m"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Internet Explorer 7[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Longhorn (heart) RSS [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0506/25055/RSS/rss_longhorn_platform_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Aug 23, 2005 1:33 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:58:51\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=80533\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Rob Franco and team - IE 7 Security [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/ie_security_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Sep 15, 2005 9:28 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:33:58\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=116353\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Puneet Arora: sneak peek into IE7''s cool new browsing &amp; security enhancements  [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0511/25766/PuneetArora_and_IE7_Team_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Nov 14, 2005 6:23 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:15:20\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=136581\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: IE7: CSS Support? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0605/27723/IE7_Yin_Markus_CSS_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, May 3, 2006 9:11 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:37:06\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=188986\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Internet Explorer 7: The Browser. The Team. The Tour. Part 1 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IE_Team_Part1_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Oct 19, 2006 1:57 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:51:56\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=251609\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Internet Explorer 7: The Browser. The Team. The Tour. Part 2  [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IE_Team_Part2_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Oct 19, 2006 1:58 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:03:43\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=247016\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Internet Explorer 7: The Browser. The Team. The Tour. Part 3 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IE_Team_Part3_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Oct 19, 2006 1:58 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:09:28\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=247019\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Internet Explorer 7: The Browser. The Team. The Tour. Part 4 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IE_Team_Part4_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Oct 19, 2006 2:15 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:24:07\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=247025\r\n\r\n<a name="n"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Windows Management[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Oughtness, Isness and the world of systems management [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0604/27530/architect_charles_torre_managementl_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Sep 20, 2006 3:08 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:38:35\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=180090\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tad Brockway - Terminal Services team tour [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/tad_brockway_terminal_server_team_tour_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Sep 20, 2005 10:00 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:54:03\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=118318\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Vista Remote Assistance: Under the Hood [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_Remote_Assistance_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Oct 16, 2006 2:19 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:41:59\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=245654\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Vista &quot;Time Warp&quot;: Understanding Vista''s Backup and Restore Technologies [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_PreviousVersions_VSS_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Feb 26, 2007 9:53 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:43:41\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=286303\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Vista Diagnostics: Moving closer to a self-healing OS  [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_Diagnostics_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Feb 27, 2007 8:34 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:57:40\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=286519\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Raj Jhanwar: Windows Vista Component Management Interface (CMI) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_CMI_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Mar 22, 2007 6:56 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:41:02\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=293220\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Verdiem: Using Software to Curb Energy Abuse [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IO_Verdiem_Final_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Jun 26, 2007 2:06 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:50:13\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=319512\r\n\r\n<a name="o"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Cleartype[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Cleartype Team - Talking about new Fonts on Longhorn (Happy Birthday Video #4) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0504/24295/Bill_Hill/cleartype_group_discussion_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Aug 23, 2005 12:09 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:16:39\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=54974\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Cleartype Team - Typography in Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0512/26042/cleartype_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Dec 16, 2005 5:55 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 01:02:04\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=146749\r\n\r\n<a name="p"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]IIS 7[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Eric Deily - IIS 7 preview [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0507/25055/iis7_pdc_preview_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Aug 23, 2005 1:57 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:07:42\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=89346\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: MIX06: IIS7 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/Bulk/PressPass/Mix06_Vignettes_IIS7_Thomas_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Feb 16, 2006 4:00 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:07:17\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=163499\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: How Developers can Extend IIS 7 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0607/28210/IIS7_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Jul 13, 2006 4:44 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:00:00\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=215282\r\n\r\n<a name="q"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Windows Installer[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Carolyn Napier and Tyler Robinson (MSI team) - Installing apps in Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0510/25766/msi_team_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Nov 9, 2005 4:06 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:31:08\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=134577\r\n\r\n<a name="r"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Monad/PowerShell[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jeffrey Snover - Monad explained [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0410/23360/JeffreySnover/JefferySnoverMonadRevised.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Sun, Jun 24, 2007 4:49 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:23:26\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=25506\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jeffrey Snover - Monad demonstrated [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0410/23360/JeffreySnover/jeffrey_snover_2004_demonstration_of_monad.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Sun, Jun 24, 2007 4:48 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:15:09\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=25915\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jeffrey Snover - More talking about Monad [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0510/25766/monad_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Sun, Jun 24, 2007 4:48 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:53:04\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=127819\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Managing IIS 7 with Windows PowerShell [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IIS7PowerShell_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Sun, Jun 24, 2007 4:47 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:23:36\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=256994\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Don Jones and Jeffrey Snover: The Value of Windows PowerShell for IT Professionals [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/PowerShellDonJones_Snover_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Aug 21, 2007 9:54 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:28:20\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=336097\r\n\r\n<a name="s"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]XML Paper Specification (XPS files)[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jerry Dunietz - XML Paper Specification [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0508/25228/metro_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Aug 23, 2005 2:03 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:52:02\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=98057\r\n\r\n<a name="t"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Transactional File System And Registry[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Surendra Verma: Vista Transactional File System [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0512/26042/transactional_file_system_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Dec 2, 2005 2:51 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:38:43\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=142120\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Transactional Vista: Kernel Transaction Manager and friends (TxF, TxR) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_KTM_TFS_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Mar 1, 2007 1:43 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:37:07\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=287192\r\n\r\n<a name="u"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Avalon/Windows Presentation Foundation (WPF)[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Adam Nathan - Light up an app with WPF (formerly Avalon) [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/adam_nathan_internet_hearts_winfx_pdc_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Sep 13, 2005 8:52 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:38:26\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=114690\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: WPF Imaging [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0602/27129/VistaWPFImaging_Final_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Mar 6, 2006 4:24 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:42:57\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=168916\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Michael Wallent: Advent and Evolution of WPF [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0604/27723/Wallent_WPF_History_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Apr 25, 2006 4:57 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:49:44\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=185468\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Nathan Dunlap talks about WPF from a designer''s perspective [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0606/27918/NathanDunlap_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Jun 16, 2006 5:32 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:12:03\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=205390\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Vertigo Software: I See Dead People with WPF [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/IO_Mix07_Vertigo_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, May 23, 2007 1:40 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:14:52\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=309873\r\n\r\n<a name="v"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Collaboration[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Vista Collaboration [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0601/26169/collaboration_technology_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Feb 23, 2006 12:40 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:41:01\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=165133\r\n\r\n<a name="w"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Windows Communication Foundation[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: WCF Ships, Doug Purdy Dances, and Don Box Sings [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/RB_WCF_Nuthouse_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Nov 13, 2006 12:10 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:32:03\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=256597\r\n\r\n<a name="x"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Virtualization/Visual PC/Virtual Server[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Virtualization [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0601/27129/GoingDeep_Virtualization_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Sep 20, 2006 3:09 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 01:00:45\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=163022\r\n\r\n<a name="y"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Boot loader/NT Kernel[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Rob Short (and kernel team) - Going deep inside Windows Vista''s kernel architecture [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0512/26042/kernel_windows_vista_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Dec 23, 2005 6:16 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:49:11\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=148820\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Diving into the Vista Heap [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0606/28073/Adrian_Vista_Heap_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Jun 21, 2006 6:33 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:55:48\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=207162\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Arun Kishan - Process Management in Windows Vista [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0608/28402/Arun_Kishan_Threads2_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Sep 12, 2006 12:51 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:56:11\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=233976\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: The Advancement of Windows: Narayanan Ganapathy - Windows Vista IO [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/NarG_DeepVista_IO_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Oct 2, 2006 1:58 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:56:03\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=239845\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Vista PreOS Environment: What happens before the OS loads [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Vista_PreOS_Space_UEFI_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Mar 19, 2007 6:33 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:34:56\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=292774\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mark Russinovich: From Winternals to Microsoft, On Windows Security, Windows CoreArch [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Russinovich_Vista_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Mar 23, 2007 11:23 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:54:18\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=294410\r\n\r\n<a name="z"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Localization/Starter Edition[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Michael Kaplan - Bringing Windows Vista to International markets [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0512/26042/michael_kaplan_2005_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Dec 14, 2005 10:01 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:29:55\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=146169\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Starter Edition -- One Million Served and still growing [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/WindowsStarter_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Oct 10, 2006 2:00 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:16:01\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=243631\r\n\r\n<a name="aa"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Compiling Vista and Vista History[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jason Sutherland - What does a Windows build manager do? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0405/22899/Sutherland/What_MBR_300-110-56k.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Aug 18, 2005 6:51 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:00:41\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=9794\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jason Sutherland -- How have teams building Windows changed? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0405/22899/Sutherland/Teams_Changed_MBR_300-110-56k.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Aug 18, 2005 6:55 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:00:43\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=9932\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jason Sutherland - What''s the hardest part of managing Longhorn''s build process? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0405/22899/Sutherland/Hardest_Part_MBR_300-110-56k.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Aug 18, 2005 6:56 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:01:42\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=9994\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Chris Jones - Beta 1 of Windows Vista revealed [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0508/25228/mbr_new_chris_jones.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Aug 23, 2005 1:59 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:34:14\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=92834\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Shanen Boettcher shows off Vista Beta 2 [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0605/27918/Vista_Beta_2_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, May 24, 2006 4:37 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:22:05\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=196857\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jim Allchin: It''s time - Windows Vista RTM [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/JimA_Vista_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Nov 8, 2006 2:33 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:36:19\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=254997\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Dr Sneath: Reflecting on Windows Vista, The Platform [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/DoctorSneathOnVista_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Feb 27, 2007 8:22 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:34:17\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=286683\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows &amp;quot;Longhorn&amp;quot; Server Beta 3 Ships!!! [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/Iain_Team_LHS_Beta3_SignOff_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Thu, Apr 26, 2007 2:21 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:27:17\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=303636\r\n\r\n<a name="ab"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Windows Server[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Iain McDonald and Andrew Mason show off the new Windows Server OS [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0605/27918/Longhorn_Server_Beta_2_MBR.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, May 24, 2006 5:21 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:25:36\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=196888\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Windows Home Server [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/RB_WindowsHomeServer_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Mon, Jan 8, 2007 7:35 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:25:14\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=270965\r\n\r\n<a name="ac"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]People[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Jim Allchin - From starving musician to Longhorn vice president [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0504/24295/jim_allchin/jim_allchin_new_longhorn_winhec_2005_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Aug 23, 2005 12:27 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:47:05\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=63208\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Catherine Heller: From violinist to software developer [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0608/28402/Catherine_Heller_WinAPI_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Wed, Aug 30, 2006 4:23 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:44:01\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=230899\r\n\r\n<a name="ad"></a>\r\n[size=20:d2da1bb6af]Other Stuff[/size:d2da1bb6af]\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Joe Stegman - What happens to Windows Forms on Longhorn? [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0409/23062/Joe_Stegman/Winforms_in_Longhorn_56K_110K_300K.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Fri, Aug 19, 2005 1:50 AM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:03:08\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=21751\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Chris Jones - 10 things devs need to know to build a great Windows Vista application [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/msnse/0509/25408/chris_jones_building_windows_vista_applications_mbr.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Sep 13, 2005 8:47 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:45:02\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=114702\r\n\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Title[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Welcome to Vista Week - Michael Wallent: Windows Vista for Developers [<a href="mms://wm.microsoft.com/ms/evnet/WallentOnVista_s_ch9.wmv">Stream</a>]\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Date[/b:d2da1bb6af]: Tue, Feb 27, 2007 3:44 PM\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]Length[/b:d2da1bb6af]: 00:24:57\r\n[b:d2da1bb6af]URL[/b:d2da1bb6af]: http://channel9.msdn.com/Showpost.aspx?postid=286121');
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(52130, '568d686394', '', 'do ya have  txt fear server or anything :)'),
(52131, 'b0efb5d3a5', '', 'o-[8=&lt;\r\nEver notice how an 8 looks like vertical boobies?  :D[/quote]\r\n\r\nHAHA...you said ''boobies''...if f8 stays str8 I won''t be l8 for what shoud be a gr8 match. I''ll rumin8 over what d8..so don''t devi8......help me allevi8 and propig8 while my fingers oscill8 to gener8 the keyboard sk8 to penetr8 someone''s anal cr8.... :roll:     oh well, I tried  :lol:'),
(52132, '5de9a0b7c1', 'Live CDs/DVDs', 'Live CDs/DVDs are CDs/DVDs that boot an operating system.  They use what''s called a RAM disk to get read/write operations to happen.  Many operating systems (Mac OS X, Windows Vista/Server 2008, Linux) also use the concept of Live CDs to install an operating system to the hard disk, but it''s called a PreOS environment. Live CDs are mostly used to test an OS before you install it to the HD, repair an OS on the hard disk, or to boot an OS easier instead of having to go through an entire install process.  The original Xbox had a Live CD you could use to install one of the custom dashboards.  Live CDs are portable, so you can burn it to a disk and go from one PC to the next with it.\r\n\r\nLive CDs are downloaded as a disk image so you need something like <a href="http://www.alcohol-soft.com/">Alcohol 120%</a> to burn it to a disk.\r\n\r\nHere''s are lists of Live CDs that boot a distribution of Linux or BSD.  There are several hundred of these with many different purposes:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.frozentech.com/content/livecd.php\r\n\r\nhttp://www.livedistro.org/node/list\r\n\r\nIf you want to build your own custom linux live CD, you can go here:\r\n\r\nhttp://custom.nimblex.net/\r\n\r\nWindows has Live CDs as well.  One of them is BartPE, which allows you to customize a Windows XP live CD with tools you need to repair your computer.  BartPE is based on WinPE, which is Microsoft''s product that boots Windows off a CD/DVD for the only purpose of installing Windows to the HD.  BartPE is free:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.nu2.nu/pebuilder/\r\n\r\nThen there''s Winternals ERD Commander, which isn''t free but comes with a bunch of tools to repair your computer.  Winternals was bought out by Microsoft so it''s now called &quot;Microsoft Diagnostics and Recovery Toolset&quot;:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/windowsvista/enterprise/dart.mspx\r\n\r\nYou can download a trial here:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyID=5D600369-0554-4595-8AB4-C34B2860E087&amp;displaylang=en\r\n\r\nHere''s a video of Microsoft Diagnostics and Recovery Toolset:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/windowsvista/editions/enterprise/videos/drt.asx'),
(52133, '79e044edc0', 'Customizing the XP and Vista Install disk', 'There are two programs- nLite and vLite that allow you to customize the windows Install disk.\r\n\r\nnLite allows you to integrate service packs, hotfixes, patches into the install disk.  It allows unattended setup, which means you can enter your CD key, user information, network information ect... into the install disk so you don''t have to enter it while Windows is installing- you just put the disk in, pick the partition and there''s no interaction with the installer after that.  You can install drivers, programs, remove Windows components, do OS tweaks etc... into this disk and have it installed every time you install the OS with the disk.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.nliteos.com/\r\n\r\nnLite is for XP, vLite is for Vista.  vLite isn''t as fully-featured as nLite but it can do basically the same thing:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.vlite.net/\r\n\r\nWinPE that I talked about in the LiveCD thread also allows customization of the install disk but it''s meant for business customers with large scale deployments.'),
(52134, 'a936c05cee', 'more blonde jokes', 'Blind dude walks into what turns out to be a lesbian bar and sits down at the bar-he orders a drink and says to the female bartender- \r\n\r\n**do you want to hear a bleached brunette joke? \r\nThe bartender replies- \r\n**Before you start you need to know that I am bleached brunette with a black belt in karate and am licensed to carry a firearm. There is a bleached brunette seated to your right that is on her period and works construction and to your left is a bleached brunette that was just released from prison for murdering her husband. Knowing all of this, do you still want to tell your bleached brunette joke? \r\nThe blind dude takes a sip out of his drink and says- \r\n**Nah, nevermind, if I am going to have to explain it three times it ain''t worth it'),
(52135, '13ebc2f1f9', '', 'lol nice mom'),
(52136, '860cf17381', '', '[quote=&quot;squirrel&quot;]do ya have  txt fear server or anything :)[/quote]\r\n\r\nyes it is either called TXT MICKEL PURE DUKE NUKEM OR without the TXT\r\n\r\n[size=18:860cf17381]look it up and come play, be advised there is adult material in the maps[/size:860cf17381]'),
(52137, '2773d83350', '', 'LOL.....'),
(52138, 'efb18f7ce3', '', ':lol:'),
(52139, '70d72de6ec', 'Happy Birthday Evilone', 'Happy Birthday! Evilone, come on the server I got something for your Birthday...'),
(52140, '008d52aa15', '', 'happy birthday dude!  :P'),
(52141, 'e61d5bc113', '', 'Happy Birthday, Brandon!!!   :D'),
(52142, '0cfa5ccd2f', '', 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRANDON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(52143, '022b2982a1', '', 'Awesome, thanks for the info! I think i''m gonna make one for XP right now. I fix a lot of computers for people and a lot of the time I have to reinstall Windows for them and then install all the updates. After you get sp2 installed there are still about 100 updates left to go!! It can take a long time to do all this. This will save me a lot of time!'),
(52144, 'e29a4bb671', '', 'Who''s Evilone / Brandon?? Whoever you are Happy Birthday!'),
(52145, '21c94979ab', '', 'Happy Birthday Evilone!!!!!  :)'),
(52146, '6c03fdf815', '', 'Happy birthday butt munch!!!'),
(52147, 'c4f0936d0f', '', 'hey hey\r\nHAPPY birthday BRANDON\r\nhave a good one :)'),
(52148, '79c8993202', '', 'happy b day kiddo :)'),
(52149, 'b7b7a5ce9a', '', 'have a good one man!'),
(52150, '85a03041af', '', 'thanks guys was a great day :P'),
(52151, '6d06e2998e', '', 'LiveCDs... yeah... absolutely a must-have for anyone who wants to be able to fix their own computer problems no matter what they are.  One thing to watch out for is the NTFS file system - if your hard drives are formatted as NTFS you should make sure the LiveCD OS can read and write to NTFS.  If it''s a windows based LiveCD it shouldn''t be a problem but not all Linux based LiveCDs can read and write NTFS formatted partitions.  That''s all I think I can add and only because whenever I''ve needed to use a LiveCD for troubleshooting it was because there was a problem with the Windows system drive that made the computer unbootable to begin with.  Great post and info :)'),
(52152, 'fc2d7a30f4', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]Awesome, thanks for the info! I think i''m gonna make one for XP right now. I fix a lot of computers for people and a lot of the time I have to reinstall Windows for them and then install all the updates. After you get sp2 installed there are still about 100 updates left to go!! It can take a long time to do all this. This will save me a lot of time![/quote]\r\n\r\nThere''s also something called ''slipstreaming'' that''s been around for years.  You slipstream all the windows updates into a new install CD.\r\nhttp://www.google.com/search?num=100&amp;hl=en&amp;newwindow=1&amp;safe=off&amp;pwst=1&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=spell&amp;resnum=0&amp;ct=result&amp;cd=1&amp;q=windows+xp+slipstreaming&amp;spell=1\r\nIf all you want to do is include the updates it might be the easier/faster way to go - I''ve never gotten into customizing windows installs other than including updates so I won''t have to download them again.'),
(52153, '33ee7a8176', '', 'I don''t get it....'),
(52154, '8c73783602', '', '[quote=&quot;Hooker&quot;]I don''t get it....[/quote]\r\n\r\nBetter make it four times then! :lol:'),
(52155, '133d603647', '', 'Sorry about the late reply but...... Happy birthday Fag Boy! :P'),
(52156, '68ecb360fe', '', 'Stop this stupid 8 shit!  8 Times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :P'),
(52157, '6b60eb4a8a', '', 'I think Greeny need to aleive8t some pressure, no?'),
(52159, 'ee36905f3b', '', 'Hello guys........................I haven''t dropped by in a while..........................\r\n\r\nWe have a new server.................\r\n\r\nOur original 2k4 server is now more dedicated to camping and our new server is more of an anything goes server.....................\r\n\r\nThe server info is  - 8.9.3.34:7777 - No Rulz R&amp;G server......................................\r\n\r\nCheck it out...............................'),
(52160, 'a1d7c6f757', '', 'I can open a beer with a lighter. Quite fun.'),
(52161, '15fa8d0be0', 'new to the forums', 'hey whats up guys my name is &quot;MykR0_&quot;  how are you all doing my old clan used to be Ds-aka DeathStalkers url is.....well was www.deathstalkers.us got shut down :( wondering maybe i can try out for ut2k4/ut3 :) ciao\r\n\r\n\r\n-edit by the way love the site its pretty sweet!!!...great work on the coding and psp work :) mad props'),
(52162, '560c814cd0', '', 'ummm things are alot worse now....dont really feel like going into it, but ive been havin alot of stress, drama lately also we are moved into are new place sumwat on sat...prob gonna take us a month to even get all the way in with me and my dads work schedules and going up to the hospital to see gram.....just spend every momment with the ones u love....because sooner enough they may not be there :('),
(52163, 'bf584ccd3d', '', 'Welcome :)'),
(52164, '6c78a5659e', '', '[quote=&quot;Bitch_Killer&quot;]I think Greeny need to aleive8t some pressure, no?[/quote]\r\n\r\nLOL.....are you suggesting he...masturb8?   :P  sorry Greenie couldn''t be helped  :D'),
(52165, 'c2312f3ca1', '', 'How old are you? You have TS?'),
(52166, '6f47a8c52a', '', 'Yah, dont h8 Greenie, materb8, it feels grrrrrrrrrrr8'),
(52167, 'c6d21b78b4', '', 'welcome!  :P'),
(52168, 'f21d70c4cd', '', 'Welcome and enjoy! :P'),
(52169, '7b6e552253', '', 'Keep you chin up.  We are thinking of you at this difficult time. :('),
(52170, '3f80096ae6', '', 'Alot of beer in that one but what I liked was the shots of the rack on the chick  boobies1  Sweet! :P'),
(52171, 'ddc91c68be', '', 'Thanks once again for the newest update! :P'),
(52172, 'fbd0124f41', '', 'Welcom to our home\r\nhave fun'),
(52173, '09141b7022', '', 'LOL greenie'),
(52174, '4f285b342c', '', 'be strong Nicole!'),
(52175, '75ffdc8eb5', '', 'omg ownage\r\n\r\nlol i can crush beer caps up into little balls of metal when im drunk lol. i just put it in my palm and squeeze.'),
(52177, '6efc6dce8c', '', 'LMAo too funny!!!'),
(52178, '253ef26053', '', 'awww thanx guys the support means alot right now !!! :wink:'),
(52179, '119f19e8ff', '', 'hey buddy sorry im late but been real busy....HAPPY BIRTHDAY keep ur pimp hand strong hahah  8)'),
(52180, '10a2e97818', '', 'Thats awesome, might just have to try it!'),
(52181, 'e6d619de4f', 'Automatic Car Wash Phobia', 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLuMSKRJs1U\r\n\r\n<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bLuMSKRJs1U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed>'),
(52182, 'd1c74ebb11', 'Pimpin'' aint easy...', 'Oh what a tangled web we weave...\r\n\r\n*** * * * \r\nThere once was a HUGE woman named Bea\r\nwho liked to put little boys over her knee.\r\nShe worked them to death\r\nand took all their checks.\r\nI could only shake my head as one by one she took friends away from me.\r\n*** * * *\r\n\r\nIt takes all kinds of people to make this the interesting world it is.  There''s one kind of person I would sincerely like to see stop breathing tho.  That kind of person is The User.\r\nNow I''m not talking about drug or alcohol users... what I''m talking about are people who use other people that they believe are less intelligent than themselves.  Why the hell should they get a job if they can find other people who are more than willing to work their skinny little asses off and give her all their money?  Why the hell should she fight her own battles if she can just lie to those people she uses and get them to fight and die for her?\r\n\r\nI once knew a guy name Deiter.  We would chat for hours in IRC, IM and various BBS and web forum type things day after day, month after month, year after year.  Then one day, Deiter got tangled up with Marla.  All of a sudden, my friend Deiter was gone.  It was as if Marla had locked him in a cage never again to see the light of day.  Deiter was a pretty cool guy back then and I still like him today.  It''s my opinion that Marla has really fucked up some things for Deiter... but obviously I''m wrong because he choses her over me.  That''s cool, bro... it''s your life you can do what you want.\r\n\r\nNow all of this would be fine and good if Marla didn''t already have another guy locked in a cage... before Deiter came along.  Years later she still has 2 guys in cages... and those guys are perfectly happy in those cages... so I shouldn''t say anything.  Right?\r\n\r\nNow the fuckin bitch has 3 guys in cages... 2 of them I don''t think I''ll ever see again because the 1st guy in the cage talked back to Marla.  I never knew the 1st guy but I know people who do and they like him.  Those guys are perfectly happy in those cages... so I shouldn''t say anything.  Right?\r\n\r\nI''m changing the names of those involved just because I don''t like &quot;talkin trash&quot; about people for no good reason.  I''m not sure I have good reason to say what I''m saying but god dammit, I''m fucking mad!  2 of these guys have a few things in common and I COMPLETELY understand what this bitch is doing now.  She choses them carefully... it can''t be a coincidence that their family/living situations/love lives were almost exactly the same.  Yeah... that''s right Marla, I''ve got your psychological profile nailed down just like you have theirs.  You''re no better than a fucking child molester who takes advantage of childrens'' inexperience and naiveness to get their sick jollies.  \r\n\r\nMarla, if you were a fucking man with balls like mine, I''d fucking hunt you down and beat the living snot out of you for how you''ve treated my friends.  You disgust me.  You manage to find people who will love you for god only knows WHAT reason and you treat them like fucking retards.  You abuse and exploit them.  You fucking lie to them and manipulate them so that your sick little plan doesn''t fall apart.  Read up on your black history, Marla.  It wasn''t white people who freed the slaves, the slaves organized amongst themselves and rebelled against they''re so-called masters LONG before they became legally free men.  If I were you I don''t think I''d be able to sleep at night anymore for fear that they''ll escape or attack while you sleep.  Those slaves you have aren''t as dumb as you think they are.  They will plot against you eventually... if I''m right... and I hope I am.\r\n\r\nI choose my friends carefully and my enemies are enemies because they chose to be my enemies.  I do NOT look down on someone I consider a friend who might appear to be less smart than myself to other people who know us both.  I might not even think that person some people consider to be less smart is any dumber than I am.  Every guy has probably done or said at least one stupid thing because of a woman.  Guys can forgive their friends of these sorts of things sometimes if forgiveness is asked for and it is seen as genuine.  I don''t feel like I''m owed an apology from anyone, but I also don''t think I''ll be seeing much of the guys I''m referring to anymore.  I wish you both the best... even though I hope your master dies a horribly painful death.\r\n\r\nIf a man does this kind of shit to women he''s often called a pimp.  I have nothing but rage for anyone who treats people like pimps do... man or woman.\r\n\r\nFucktards....\r\n[quote=&quot;Mark Twain&quot;]Of all God''s creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash; that one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.[/quote]\r\n[quote=&quot;Gandhi&quot;]The moment the slave resolves that he will no longer be a slave, his fetters fall. Freedom and slavery are mental states.[/quote]\r\n[quote=&quot;Frederick Douglass&quot;]I didn''t know I was a slave until I found out I couldn''t do the things I wanted[/quote]\r\n[quote=&quot;Henry David Thoreau&quot;]Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.[/quote]\r\n[quote=&quot;Seneca&quot;]No man is free who is a slave to the flesh[/quote]'),
(52183, '92fca6b691', '', 'I hope this isn''t who I think it is because I only knew about two of them.  How recent did #3 come into the picture?'),
(52184, 'ab2efd2f0e', '', 'You ever have that happen at your work Matt?'),
(52185, 'ad681238ac', '', 'Funny one Glimmer.  Hey Bubbles, did you mean the food or the sniffing the dogs ass part? :lol:'),
(52186, '1007c2734a', '', '[quote=&quot;Xtacy&quot;]omg ownage\r\n\r\nlol i can crush beer caps up into little balls of metal when im drunk lol. i just put it in my palm and squeeze.[/quote]\r\n\r\nI guess you are use to putting things in your palm and squeezing!! :lol:'),
(52187, '26f6b399d2', '', 'Isn''t this Matts first day on the job??????????'),
(52188, 'cef5b6301d', '', 'lmao, we have a full service wash and we do actually get people that refuse to go through the wash. We have to take there cars through for them.'),
(52189, 'ab7abd0d54', '', 'I''m not sure Green, but #3 is definitely with Marla as of yesterday.  Before yesterday I had heard him talk of moving but don''t know when he actually did.'),
(52190, '598bc17c88', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Funny one Glimmer.  Hey Bubbles, did you mean the food or the sniffing the dogs ass part? :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nLMAO.....look both ways before you step off the curb Bubbles!  He got you there!...Good one Greenie!   :lol:'),
(52191, '587d65c65b', '', 'shes sittin on my face, shes about to give me a blumpkin'),
(52192, '3fd1ae51f2', '', 'WOW these people you speak of sound very farmiliar\r\n\r\nalmost sounds like my freinds that are into :\r\n\r\nvideo games with his notebook that he brings to work,\r\none that used to be an online DJ,\r\nand the other a jap animation junkie,\r\n\r\nnah it couldnt be them no way!!!\r\n\r\nwhat was i thinkin'''),
(52193, '959e743660', '', '[quote=&quot;smartscript&quot;]\r\nnah it couldnt be them no way!!!\r\n\r\nwhat was i thinkin''[/quote]\r\n\r\nLOL  :lol:'),
(52194, '34cd450663', '', 'His manual drive is stuck in reverse.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s 2 burps short of Acid Reflux.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s one satellite dish short of a TV.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHis logic is like a lawn full of weeds.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s got a fire in the fireplace, but his fluke is shut.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nShe''s like a bowl of alphabet soup that spells nothing.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHis fashion sense is like mis-aligned wallpaper.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a few sandwiches short of a picnic.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a boot short of being connected.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a few trees short of a forest.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a stubble''s length from a clean shave.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a few beers short of a six-pack.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a few bricks short of a wall.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a few planes short of an Air Force.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a calendar with blank squares.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a BLT missing the bacon.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a few fries short of a Happy Meal.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nShe''s about as reliable as a support bra without the wires.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nI need this like I need a Popsicle without a stick.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a few pickles short of a jar.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a pea brain without a pod.\r\n\r\nHe''s a few pages short of a book.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nShe''s one rose short of a bouquet.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a flying buttress short of a cathedral.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a pane short of a window.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a button short of a shirt.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nShe''s knitting with only one needle.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nYes, he''s playing with a full deck. But,\r\nit includes the Jokers.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHis clock is missing some numbers.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s missing some buttons on his remote.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s not the sharpest knife in the drawer (or block).\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nOh he sees things clearly, but he forgot to remove the lens cap.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThe lights are on, but no one is home.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHer receiver seems to be off the hook.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThe cursor''s flashing, but there''s no response.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHer mouth is in gear, but her brain is in neutral.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nShe''s all crowns and no fillings.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nShe''s all wax with no wick.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s a full throttle, dry tank.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s got a Teflon brain = nothing seems to stick.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nWhile some drink from the fountain of knowledge,\r\nhe just gargles.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s about as useful as an ashtray in a motorcycle.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nShe''s about as useful as a chocolate teapot.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThis is about as necessary as dinosaur repellant.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nShe''s got bubbles in her think tank.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nI think he''s been short on oxygen one time too many?\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHis elevator doesn''t go all the way to the top floor.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nIf brains were dynamite, he wouldn''t have enough to blow\r\nhis nose.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nIf brains were taxed, he''d be getting a rebate.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nMy pet rock is better company than he is.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nHe''s &quot;Not the Weakest Link&quot;...he''s not even on the chain.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nIf it''s true, &quot;What you don''t know won''t hurt you,&quot;\r\nthen he''s totally invulnerable.\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nIf you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you''d get change.'),
(52195, '5b0e64a547', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;][quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Funny one Glimmer.  Hey Bubbles, did you mean the food or the sniffing the dogs ass part? :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nLMAO.....look both ways before you step off the curb Bubbles!  He got you there!...Good one Greenie!   :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nIt pains me to pick on another fellow Canuck, but he asked for it! :lol:'),
(52196, 'a357363158', '', 'LMFAO.\r\nThat was hilarious.\r\n:lol:'),
(52197, 'c108be3ca1', '', 'LMFAO.\r\n\r\nThats wrong though.\r\nSquirrel is gonna go google blumpkin and be scared for life. \r\n:lol:'),
(52198, '4fe609a3bc', 'bits, bytes, binary, decimal...', 'I was going through my ''My Documents'' folder... I have a ton of stuff in there that goes back a few years.  Here''s something I found that I thought would be useful as a reference for anyone who isn''t sure about this stuff... this is from 2003 when these 2 guys were online almost 24/7 and I knew very little about computer stuff and was building my first computer.  I think this is all fairly accurate - they probably copied and pasted most of it to me.  An 80GB IDE HD was considered pretty big at that time btw :)\r\n\r\n\r\n[03:42:58] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Bytes = 1 Kilobyte \r\n[03:43:00] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Kilobytes = 1 Megabyte \r\n[03:43:01] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte \r\n[03:43:04] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte \r\n[03:43:06] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte \r\n[03:43:08] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte - In 2000, 3 exabytes of information was created \r\n[03:43:10] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Exabytes = 1 Zettabyte \r\n[03:43:12] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Zettabyte = 1 Zottabyte \r\n[03:43:14] &lt;tjt2003&gt; 1000 Zottabyte = 1 Brontobyte - that is a 1 followed by 27 zeroes\r\n\r\n[03:52:35] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Value Abbreviation Size \r\n[03:52:35] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; bit b 0 or 1 \r\n[03:52:35] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; byte B 8 bits \r\n[03:52:35] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; kilobit kb 1000 bits \r\n[03:52:35] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; kilobyte (binary) KB 1024 bytes \r\n[03:52:35] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; kilobyte (decimal) KB 1000 bytes \r\n[03:52:37] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Megabit Mb 1000 kilobits \r\n[03:52:39] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Megabyte (binary) MB 1024 Kilobytes \r\n[03:52:42] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Megabyte (decimal) MB 1000 Kilobytes \r\n[03:52:43] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Gigabit Gb 1000 Megabits \r\n[03:52:45] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Gigabyte (binary) GB 1024 Megabytes \r\n[03:52:47] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Gigabyte (decimal) GB 1000 Megabytes \r\n\r\n[03:55:17] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Definitions:\r\n[03:55:17] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; kilo (k)* = 10 ^ 3 = 1,000 thousand\r\n[03:55:17] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; mega (M) = 10 ^ 6 = 1,000,000 million\r\n[03:55:17] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; giga (G) = 10 ^ 9 = 1,000,000,000 billion\r\n[03:55:17] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; tera (T) = 10 ^ 12 = 1,000,000,000,000 trillion\r\n[03:56:18] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; * Note that according to the Metric system, the &quot;k&quot; or &quot;kilo&quot; prefix is always lowercase.\r\n[03:56:57] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; The binary forms of kilobytes and megabytes have become standard throughout the computer industry, although they are incorrect uses of the SI prefixes (in the IT field lowercase &quot;k&quot; is used to describe decimal kilobits, and capital &quot;K&quot; is used for binary kilobytes).\r\n[03:57:41] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; When used to describe Data Transfer Rate, bits/bytes are calculated as in the metric system\r\n[03:59:07] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; In data communications, a kilobit is a thousand bits, or 1,000 bits. It is normally used for measuring the amount of data that is transferred in a second between two telecommunication points.\r\n[03:59:56] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Kilobits per second is usually shortened to kbps or Kbps**. Some sources define a kilobit to mean 1,024 bits. Although the bit is a unit of the binary number system, bits in data communications are discrete signal pulses and have historically been counted using the decimal number system. For example, 28.8 kilobits per second (kbps) is 28,800 bits per second\r\n[04:02:24] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; When used as a measurement of network data transfers, or throughput, always assume the word is bits first.\r\n[04:02:24] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; When used to describe Memory Size, or Data Storage bits/bytes are generally calculated in binary mode and expressed as some exponent of 2.\r\n[04:04:07] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; 1 byte (B) = 8 bits (b)\r\n[04:04:08] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; 1 Kilobyte (K / KB) = 2^10 bytes = 1,024 bytes\r\n[04:04:08] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; 1 Megabyte (M / MB) = 2^20 bytes = 1,048,576 bytes\r\n[04:04:08] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; 1 Gigabyte (G / GB) = 2^30 bytes = 1,073,741,824 bytes\r\n[04:04:08] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; 1 Terabyte (T / TB) = 2^40 bytes = 1,099,511,627,776 bytes\r\n[04:05:16] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; Although data storage capacity, such as on hard drives is generally expressed in binary Megabytes (2^20), most Hard disk manufacturers, and some newer BIOSes use decimal megabytes (10^6), which is slightly different and it gets confusing...\r\n[04:05:53] &lt;Dr_Z&gt; so, hence the Arguments and people Sueing'),
(52199, '28e3f19cea', '', '[quote=&quot;smartscript&quot;]shes sittin on my face, shes about to give me a blumpkin[/quote]\r\n\r\nOH MAN!!!   That''s just wrong...... 8O'),
(52200, '0d42b3ae75', 'DRM shit', 'Got a Samsung SGH-a516 mobile and I cant use MP3''s for ringtones, the DRM shit comes up. Anyone know a work around to get buy the DRM?'),
(52201, 'cff8025856', '', 'Didnt even know thier was such thing as a brontobyte. What is considerd &quot;Big&quot; for regular computers? I have a 250g HD'),
(52202, '8c517bbf1a', '', 'IMO today 1TB is pretty big for one HD :)'),
(52203, 'e8227cc489', '', 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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'),
(52204, '5e63d10c8d', '', 'Skillz.....you are the epitome of uber-geekdom!!   :P'),
(52205, '2bcd70b1ca', '', 'But seriously... it''s not like nobody saw this coming...\r\n\r\nhttp://dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;t=5760&amp;highlight=drm\r\n\r\nbut mp3''s don''t have DRM if I recall correctly?  So what you are saying is that your phone will only accept DRM protected files for the ringtones?\r\n\r\nhttp://www.eff.org/IP/DRM/'),
(52206, '4eaaf1d55a', '', 'Well...I am totally lost :D'),
(52207, '484733771d', '', 'http://www.samsung.com/ca/products/shopserviceprovider/rogerswireless/sgh_a516zkbrwc.asp\r\nfound ur phone on the web... not having much luck other than that page which has no manual to DL or anything.\r\n\r\nhmmm.... are you using Rogers??  Looks like you have to buy them if you are?\r\n http://www.rogers.com/ringtunes\r\nyou can copy/paste and fix this if you want the FAQ page - stupid long URLs make thread annoying.\r\nhttp://shoprogersfaq.custhelp.com/cgi-bin/shoprogersfaq.cfg/php/enduser/\r\nstd_alp.php?p_sid=1nkXJoKi&amp;p_lva=&amp;p_li=&amp;p_page=1&amp;p_prod_lvl1=77&amp;p_prod_lvl2=%7Eany%7E&amp;p_search_text=\r\nring+tune&amp;p_new_search=1&amp;p_search_type=6&amp;p_sort_by=dflt\r\n\r\nThis probably won''t help you much... but it''s a forum dealing specifically with DRMed audio files.\r\nhttp://club.cdfreaks.com/forumdisplay.php?f=129\r\n\r\nfrom http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/404035 - might be worth looking at.\r\n[quote:484733771d]Jaeyen\r\nNewbie\r\n_ 	12. October 2006 @ 10:57\r\nI''m a dealer for rogers, and i''ve noticed, It''s not having to be unlocked as far as I''ve seen. I believe it actually needs to be flashed with the older software. The mp3 ringtune block was implemented to reinforce the sale of online ringtones. I know they usd to be able to use the Mp3,s but all the new handsets being produced have been blocked. [/quote:484733771d]'),
(52208, '01dcb6be39', 'Freeware that''s truly useful', '#1 program I install on any computer I''m going to use is Irfanview.\r\nhttp://irfanview.com/faq.htm | http://irfanview.com/\r\n  It''s a lightweight/small image viewing application with a TON of features.\r\n  It''s not meant to compete against Photoshop or Paintshop type programs.\r\n  Image and graphics files aren''t the only files it can open and modify.\r\n  I use it even for it''s abilities to rename, copy and move massive amounts of files of any type.\r\n  Been using it since 2003 or so and don''t want to use a Windows PC without it.\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/0skillz/iview.html - flash video of me using it to move and rename UT99 screenshots... recorded with Camstudio and converted to flash with Super.\r\n\r\n#2 = Picasa\r\nhttp://picasa.google.com/features/index.html | http://picasa.google.com/\r\n  It''s an image library/management program with some editing features built in.\r\n  It doesn''t quite compete with Photoshop because they are just 2 seperate concepts.\r\n  The features in Picasa that are comparable to features in Photoshop work very well.\r\n  I like to argue that Adobe created [url=http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshoplightroom/]Lightroom[/url] to compete with programs like Picasa...\r\n\r\n#3 EditPad Lite\r\nhttp://www.editpadpro.com/editpadlite.html\r\n  Lite is fine, I don''t need Pro.\r\n  Windows'' Notepad is very limited.\r\n  Most valuable feature IMO = ''show line numbers''\r\n___________________________________\r\n\r\nFor recording videos of your desktop, Camstudio:\r\nhttp://www.camstudio.org/\r\n\r\nFor converting video files to other formats, Super:\r\nhttp://www.erightsoft.com/SUPER.html\r\n\r\nRipping CDs:\r\nhttp://www.exactaudiocopy.de/\r\n\r\nDVDDecrypter''s successor:\r\nhttp://imgburn.com/\r\n\r\n_____________________________________________\r\n\r\n\r\nI found something today that''s completely free and works just about as much as I need and want.\r\nhttp://www.latshawsystems.com/ProductDetails_FileSynchronizer.aspx\r\nCan make sure that 2 folders in different locations - even across my local network - have the exact same files in them.  No fancy encryption or proprietary archive format, just plain and simple copy files so both folders are the same :)'),
(52209, '739fb240de', '', 'im 22...glad to be here....i can get tgs real quick just post me an email or reply..as im kinda busy these days but always time to game hope this could be my new home :)'),
(52210, 'ace9491aee', '', 'You are such a dork. Love you Sean. :)'),
(52211, '0836404d63', '', 'Get on Teamspeak and get to know us. If you are a not a dick, we will vote on you after a bit!!'),
(52212, '3f545930f9', '', 'Here are some cool freebies I like to use..\r\n\r\nAvast anitvirus \r\nhttp://www.avast.com/eng/avast_4_home.html\r\n\r\n\r\nSpybot - Search &amp; Destroy 1.4 - Make sure to update after install\r\nhttp://www.safer-networking.org/en/spybotsd/index.html\r\n\r\n\r\nFTP - FileZilla\r\nhttp://filezilla.sourceforge.net/\r\n\r\n\r\nEVEREST Home Edition - system diagnostics, system information and benchmarking solution for home PC users\r\nhttp://www.softpedia.com/get/System/System-Info/Everest-Home-Edition.shtml\r\n\r\n\r\nmsconfig cleanup - remove any item that has been previously disabled via MSConfig\r\nhttp://www.softpedia.com/get/System/Launchers-Shutdown-Tools/MSConfig-Cleanup.shtml'),
(52213, '96a219d174', '', 'not much info on your phone, it must be newer. No hacks out for it that I could find.. Should have got a RAZR!!!!! :)'),
(52214, '8690531e0b', '', 'Here is something that can kick Microsoft office''s ass and it''s free. \r\n\r\nOpen Office\r\nhttp://www.openoffice.org/\r\n\r\nBut...there is no point in getting it if you already payed like a million and a half dollars for Microsoft office because it is basically the same thing.\r\n\r\n\r\nBut it has this thing: http://www.openoffice.org/product/pix/math-big.png'),
(52215, '2da0a5c21e', 'UPS Humor', 'UPS ...\r\nJust in case you need a laugh:\r\nRemember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.\r\n\r\nAfter every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a &quot;gripe sheet,&quot; which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.\r\nNever let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS '' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.\r\n\r\nBy the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.\r\n.............\r\nP: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.\r\nS: Almost replaced left inside main tire.\r\n. ..\r\nP: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.\r\nS: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.\r\n...\r\nP: Something loose in cockpit\r\nS: Something tightened in cockpit\r\n...\r\nP: Dead bugs on windshield.\r\nS: Live bugs on back-order.\r\n...\r\nP: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent\r\nS: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.\r\n...\r\nP: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.\r\nS: Evidence removed.\r\n...\r\nP: DME volume unbelievably loud.\r\nS: DME volume set to more believable level.\r\n...\r\nP: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.\r\nS: That''s what friction locks are for.\r\n...\r\nP: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.\r\nS: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.\r\n...\r\nP: Suspected crack in windshield.\r\nS: Suspect you''re right.\r\n...\r\nP: Number 3 engine missing.\r\nS: Engine found on right wing after brief search.\r\n...\r\nP: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)\r\nS: Aircraft warned to: straighten up, fly right, and be serious.\r\n...\r\nP: Target radar hums.\r\nS: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.\r\n...\r\nP: Mouse in cockpit.\r\nS: Cat installed.\r\n...\r\n...\r\nAnd the best one for last..................\r\n...\r\nP: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.\r\nS: Took hammer away from midget.'),
(52216, '3c190ee64a', '', 'LOL...Those are good!'),
(52217, '4015e66c5a', '', 'Welcome :P'),
(52218, '1ca38e91ad', '', 'The samsung is pretty much like a razr just not that optimizable. I got a Sony Ericsson W200a its really cool cause i can make my own ringtunes with it.'),
(52219, '7deac14379', 'Re: UPS Humor', '[quote=&quot;GlimmerMan&quot;]\r\nBy the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.\r\n[/quote]\r\nI couldn''t find them on travelocity....'),
(52220, '83b9b10464', '', 'BK, you are a dick...and you are still in :)\r\nlol'),
(52221, 'c5a9fa85f3', '', 'lol...funny one'),
(52222, 'dd84ec59e6', '', 'hahaha\r\nlmaooo'),
(52223, 'dd74be76c1', '', 'http://www.beskerming.com/commentary/2007/08/30/262/Windows_Vista_SP_1_Slips_to_2008\r\n\r\nSP1 coming soon... wtf BETA?!'),
(52224, '25a24c3e29', '', 'Funny one! Hey Jimmyz..... is it funny to you? :P'),
(52225, '86a37bd58a', '', '[quote=&quot;MattMan&quot;]not much info on your phone, it must be newer. No hacks out for it that I could find.. Should have got a RAZR!!!!! :)[/quote]\r\n\r\nHe has one but he uses it on his ass! :lol:'),
(52226, '3f6db683e3', '', 'lol, g1  :P'),
(52227, '79b64bd1b0', 'She says she knows DFB clan?', 'I think she knows them real well!\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:79b64bd1b0]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3843/hojunp5.png[/img:79b64bd1b0]'),
(52228, 'c0fda194b5', '', '[quote=&quot;Sauron&quot;]BK, you are a dick...and you are still in :)\r\nlol[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nHes got a point....................for once!'),
(52229, 'df0e09a052', '', 'Once??? noc...arrr LOL'),
(52230, '1e85189869', '', 'i think u talked to the wrong girl...\r\n\r\nthis chick knows better and shes spreading the word! \r\n\r\n[img:1e85189869]http://www.velbertsfinest.de/thisbig.jpg[/img:1e85189869]'),
(52231, 'd3917d3428', '', 'LOL noc....\r\nbut i think she is trying to say something after been in a date with you... ;)'),
(52232, '08c2389668', 'Re: She says she knows DFB clan?', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]I think she knows them real well!\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:08c2389668]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3843/hojunp5.png[/img:08c2389668][/quote]\r\n\r\nWe kicked that guy out of the clan a long time ago.  We don''t need the little boys ruining our name. We sent him to join your clan so he would fit right in! :P'),
(52233, 'c3a248dc69', 'Re: She says she knows DFB clan?', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;]I think she knows them real well!\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:c3a248dc69]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3843/hojunp5.png[/img:c3a248dc69][/quote]\r\n\r\nHey Buddy, shes talking inside diameter. just so''s ya know!'),
(52234, 'ba84baa195', '', 'THANKS GUYS,I FIGURED I COULD GET SOME GOOD REPSONSES AND SOME GOOD LAUGHS.'),
(52235, '7b95804d4e', '', 'THE NEW GUY MUST BE LOST................'),
(52236, 'e60c10950f', '', 'he he...lol\r\ni guess you are right'),
(52237, '6f877188ea', '', 'HA HA'),
(52238, '4b6b9613f0', '', 'lol im not lost busy busy work work heh :)~'),
(52239, 'ade395cc78', 'Bioshock', 'trailers and vids...\r\nhttp://media.pc.ign.com/media/707/707640/vids_1.html\r\n\r\nhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bioshock#Engine\r\n[quote:ade395cc78]BioShock was initially developed using an enhanced version of the Vengeance engine, the highly modified version of Unreal Engine 2.5 technology used by previous Irrational titles Tribes: Vengeance, SWAT 4, and SWAT 4: The Stetchkov Syndicate. In an interview at E3 in May 2006, Levine announced a switch to a modified Unreal Engine 3.0.[/quote:ade395cc78]\r\n\r\nhttp://www.bioshock-online.com/faq/#multiplayer\r\n[quote:ade395cc78]No, BioShock is a single player game only. Irrational have said that they preferred to make a fantastic single player game than a mediocre one that includes a multiplayer component.[/quote:ade395cc78]\r\n\r\n:(\r\n\r\nhttp://www.megagames.com/news/show.cgi?&amp;idtype=demos&amp;database=1165&amp;section=downloads&amp;\r\nthere''s a demo there'),
(52240, '932d843cfd', 'I rlly like this one', 'I really like this sig/avatar.'),
(52241, 'eae989e6ae', '', 'i like the avatar :)'),
(52242, '060c15c1c0', '', 'They are neat but you name is Evilone. :roll:'),
(52243, '9f6891c5fd', '', 'well if been calling my self EvilTxGod for a while now'),
(52244, '7c467c7da2', '', 'hey mykR0 welcome to are home jump on ts and well chat sumtime laterz'),
(52245, 'd74b358abc', 'Hand job song', 'Here''s one for the guys!   :lol: \r\n<embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i209.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid209.photobucket.com/albums/bb155/HollyTighe_photos/protestHJ-1.flv"></embed>'),
(52246, 'ecfa20b30d', '', 'LMFAO!!!!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  this is fucking hilarious... and hes right!  :wink:'),
(52247, 'e279a82861', '[KBH] AuntJemina', 'How do you do guys, I''m a newb, was told that ut 3 is gonna play a lot like 99 so You''ll probobally see me around to try and pick the game up. Been playing HL2:DM for about 2 years, think it may be time to pick up another game, [KBH] clan servers if any of you guys play HL2:DM, you should stop by sometime, good fraggin, good fun. Anyways be sure to own me as vividly as possible. nutkick'),
(52248, 'fd3d1c8d4f', '', 'Welcome !\r\nUT3 is up in the air as to when its coming out since they can''t make up their stinken minds. But hopfully they will have every bug in the game sorted out since they are taking so long. But still am axious for the release.\r\nThanks for coming by and on your next visit could you leave a link to your website? Thanks\r\nGoing to have some pancakes now don''t know why just have a craving for some....:D'),
(52249, 'd45117d3ba', '', 'BlackWidow So are you telling us you know the proper way and would like to show us all individually?\r\nI''ll be the first to volunteer'),
(52250, '264fa2deb6', '', 'Windows XP Live Edition(Run Windows from CD) \r\n\r\nIf anyone wants it I have a copy, let me know and I can send it to ya or you can grab it from here:\r\n\r\nhttp://www.mininova.org/tor/860385\r\n\r\nor here:\r\n\r\nhttp://thepiratebay.org/tor/3787997/Windows_XP_Live_Edition'),
(52251, '3a9f4ba375', '', 'hey, and welcom\r\n:)'),
(52252, 'bc656c12fa', '', 'LOL...hehehe\r\nyesh yeah you got to....suck it :)'),
(52253, '8965c79c14', 'A dream comes true....', 'you all know him...\r\nh makes me shit! from laughing\r\n:)\r\n\r\nhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5zWhMNxCZk\r\nENJOY :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(52254, 'd7ac7135a0', '', 'i was getting excited then xD'),
(52255, 'b419d3b506', '', 'deamonkiller? jina? is that you?'),
(52256, 'ada4fb5587', '', 'Welcome to our home...have fun :)'),
(52257, '6b692a9561', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]BlackWidow So are you telling us you know the proper way and would like to show us all individually?\r\nI''ll be the first to volunteer[/quote]\r\n\r\nLOL.....but if I did that I''d never get rid of any of you!  :P  You''d be comin around constantly and a girl needs her alone time y''know! Although I see Sauron has offered to suck it!   :twisted:   LMAO'),
(52258, '840da3ce27', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;][quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]BlackWidow So are you telling us you know the proper way and would like to show us all individually?\r\nI''ll be the first to volunteer[/quote]\r\n\r\nLOL.....but if I did that I''d never get rid of any of you!  :P  You''d be comin around constantly and a girl needs her alone time y''know! Although I see Sauron has offered to suck it!   :twisted:   LMAO[/quote]\r\n\r\nI heard Sauron is no good. Hes been around the block here tomany times, so often hes loose in the mouth. Constantly has this look on his face...:O  lmao\r\nSo when should I get my plane ticket? :lol:'),
(52259, '4a3d0b5734', '', 'Doupt it Sauron.'),
(52260, '4eeb7e1bf8', '', 'Welcome :) Have a good time!'),
(52261, '4d204fe282', '', 'I heard Sauron is no good. Hes been around the block here tomany times, so often hes loose in the mouth. Constantly has this look on his face...:O  lmao\r\nSo when should I get my plane ticket? :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nLMFAO.......Sauron got burned!!  Good one Katana!   :lol:');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(52262, '6337941745', '', 'fuvk that brett...i heard you ass hole is loose cause Matt and BK are raping it all day'),
(52263, 'f14e9b8466', '', 'Errr shit me kids\r\nI''ve not been on in a while\r\nAs computers have been moved about a lot\r\nAm currently on a whole new set up\r\nBut\r\nyeahhh\r\nJust saying hello again\r\nand that Ill be gaming as of sometime Monday most likely :D'),
(52264, '39788f4778', '', 'Nice song but all this gay talk is ruining it for me. And Brett, Holly is Canadian therefore, she has no interest is you Americans. :P'),
(52265, '21dbe4ffa5', '', 'Welcome! Enjoy the time that you spend here. :P'),
(52266, '2267ca417d', '', '[quote=&quot;Katana&quot;]Welcome !\r\nUT3 is up in the air as to when its coming out since they can''t make up their stinken minds. But hopfully they will have every bug in the game sorted out since they are taking so long. But still am axious for the release.\r\nThanks for coming by and on your next visit could you leave a link to your website? Thanks\r\nGoing to have some pancakes now don''t know why just have a craving for some....:D[/quote]\r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://www.kbhclan.com\r\n\r\nthanks for the welcome guys/gals'),
(52267, '4f337defc4', '', ':)'),
(52268, '57cdc2d7c0', '', 'BW... I think I luv u LOL\r\nCOMPLETELY agree with that guy!!!!!'),
(52269, '7cb45adfc1', '', 'Bretts ass is so loose from high school, matt and me do him at the same time!!!\r\n\r\nNo cross border nookie Brett, get your own!!!'),
(52270, '9e7ba66acb', 'Download Vista Free', '<center><img src="http://turdinc.kicks-ass.net/images/vistabanner.png"></center><p>\r\n\r\nConsumers can buy and download Windows Vista online from Windows Marketplace and have access to the software instantly. This may be due to increase confidence on anti-piracy measures built into Vista. But apparently, everyone who purchase the Vista license and product key via Internet will get the exactly same download links for 32-bit Windows Vista installation files, no matter it’s full or upgrade version and regardless of which title edition of Windows Vista bought.\r\n\r\nNow the direct download links to the Windows Vista files purchased online have been leaked. The downloads are for 32-bit edition of Windows Vista (in order to get 64-bit Windows Vista installer, you need to order DVD from Microsoft after transaction). The Vista files are just like a complete DVD on retail market, can be used to install all editions - Starter, Home Basic, Home Premium, Business and Ultimate, and either upgrade or complete full edition. The only thing that matters is Vista product key given online, which will determine and unlock only the correct features assigned to the purchased edition.\r\n\r\n_______________\r\n_______________\r\n\r\nThere are 3 direct files you have to download. Included is Windows Vista Ultimate, Home, Business, and Premium. (you have the option to choose during install) You also have the option to either upgrade (keeps all your files) or you can do a fresh install.\r\n_______________\r\n_______________\r\n\r\nDownloads Links for Windows Vista:\r\n\r\nhttp://msft-dnl.digitalrivercontent.net/01/60316070-3318705%E2%80%93NOA/msvista/pub/Vista_WIM/i386/install.wim\r\n\r\nhttp://msft-dnl.digitalrivercontent.net/01/60316070-3318705%E2%80%93NOA/msvista/pub/Vista_WIM/i386/boot.wim\r\n\r\nhttp://msft-dnl.digitalrivercontent.net/01/60316070-3318705--NOA/msvista/pub/X13-49120/X13-49120.exe\r\n\r\n\r\nInstallation Instruction:\r\n[code:1:9e7ba66acb]\r\n0. Make sure you have at least 512mb of system ram and a 800 mhz pc/laptop before installing.\r\n\r\n1. Once all parts are downloaded, double click the X13-49120.exe file. This will start a extraction process that will extract the install files to a ''Vista'' folder.\r\n\r\n2. Once fully extracted, navigate to that vista folder and double-click the install/setup file.\r\n\r\n3. You should be able to manage the rest of the install. When the setup asks for a registration key, leave it blank for now.\r\n\r\n4. Once fully installed, you should have a 30 day activation limit on Vista. \r\n\r\n5. Get a crack to activate Vista befor your 30 days are up[/code:1:9e7ba66acb]\r\n\r\n\r\n8 Steps To Make a Bootable Windows Vista DVD\r\n[code:1:9e7ba66acb]\r\nAfter purchased Windows Vista from Windows Marketplace and download it instead if “Buy and ship”. It might cost you more and must wait for the delivery. After download the Windows Vista, before make windows vista dvd bootable there are 3 files extension which is&#58;\r\n1. boot.wim &#40;116.31 MB&#41;\r\n2. X13-49120.exe &#40;73.76 MB&#41;\r\n3. install.wim &#40;2.25 GB&#41;\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAfter finish download the 3 files for many days &#40;in my country, maybe it’s only a few hours in your country&#41;, you can make your own Bootable Windows Vista DVD from it.\r\n\r\nHere is the step to make Windows Vista ISO DVD&#58;\r\n1. Put all the 3 files &#40;install.wim, boot.wim and executable X13-49120.exe&#41; in the same folder &#40;let asume it’s place on C&#58;\\ drive&#41;\r\n2. Klik twice or run the X13-49120.exe and Windows Vista Setup Preparation wil create a new folder name “Vista” and inside of the folder there’s all necessary Windows Vista Setup which take up arround 2.52 GB disk space.\r\n3. Exit from the Windows Vista Installation screen.\r\n4. Download the CDimage v2.52\r\n5. Extract it to C&#58;\\ directory\r\n6. Open the command prompt shell, or you can type “cmd” on Start==&gt; Run, and type the following command&#58;\r\n\r\ncdimage.exe -lVISTA_EN_DVD -m -u2 -bC&#58;\\Vista\\boot\\etfsboot.com C&#58;\\Vista\\ C&#58;\\Vistax86.iso\r\n\r\n7. It’s take 10 minutes to create a Windows Vista x86 DVD ISO image &#40;Vistax86.iso files&#41; in UDF format on the C&#58;\\ root directory or any folder you specified above.\r\n8. Burn the Vistax86.iso files with your favourite CD/DVD burning software, I usually use Nero Burning Rom.\r\n\r\nBefore you burn, it’s advisable to make sure “Verify” is checked and select the slowest write speed or will fail to make windows vista dvd bootable. This will ensure you have a good Windows Vista DVD and don’t get stuck in the process burning the Windows Vista iso image.[/code:1:9e7ba66acb]'),
(52271, 'ed91ff81fa', '', 'Vista sucks Monkey balls!!!!!'),
(52272, 'ef8056e274', '', 'It only sucks balls if...\r\n\r\nA. User error\r\n\r\nB. You got it running on a pc that wasn''t built for it.\r\n\r\nI got it running on 2 machines. The first is a Intel Pentium 4  Prescott 3.0GHz  with 2 gigs of ram and a 256mb ATI x850 video card. It runs ok but the processor sucks balls so it kinda makes vista suck balls. I get alot of CPU spikes.\r\n\r\nThe second machine is a 2.2 GHz Intel Core Duo with 1.5 gigs of ram and a ATI X1600 128MB\r\nIt runs awesome.'),
(52274, 'cb76cc0d93', '', 'LOL.....good one BK...'),
(52275, 'ca9e6d8df3', '', 'Its not the speed, its the other stupid shit!!!\r\n\r\nhttp://forums.microsoft.com/technet/rss.aspx?postid=2072698&amp;forumid=718&amp;siteid=17\r\n\r\nMONKEY BALLS I say MONKEY BALLS'),
(52276, '249a36286a', '', 'Glad to have ya back :)'),
(52277, '71ae166fb4', '', 'XP has the same connection limit. There is a patch out for XP as well. The patch ain''t gonna make Vista Run better.'),
(52278, 'd536fc4913', 'its ifficial', 'I hearby quit the dFb.\r\n\r\ni removed the tags from my UT game and messenger everything'),
(52279, '6f43b0fa30', '', 'You dumbass we kicked you out last week! Is this just sinking in now?'),
(52280, '1f4c9a3f1c', '', 'lol wow thats all i can say is just WOW  :lol:'),
(52281, '6ed7355314', '', 'WHAT??? WTF\r\nwhat did i lost?\r\nwhy we kick MikeAnime?'),
(52282, 'f3416479bb', '', 'OK...I&quot;m confused...WTF?   :?'),
(52283, '94630e6d84', '', 'Its between Matt and Mike and others. Matt discussed with the people on TS and we all backed him up. CYA Mike!!'),
(52284, '2f5259e7bf', '', 'o.k...\r\nnothing i can say here\r\nidon''t know shit about it :)\r\ni guess Matt has his reasons ....\r\n\r\nsorry it had to end like that  Mike... take care :)'),
(52285, 'f12e106d50', '', 'yea its too bad all these talks were behind my back. and no one bothered to say wtf is really going on here. i still have no fucking clue what this is about.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\ntoo bad all you can do is talk behind our backs you dont have the balls to let us know what you are pissed over because its all fucking lies anyhow.'),
(52286, '1747e7a305', '', 'Mike you know what you did.\r\n\r\nhttp://hosting.dfbgaming.com/MattMan/webnuts.png - altered thread\r\n\r\nThe original thread was titled &quot;Door Matt&quot; that Lori aka BeeBee aka Timbro''s woman started. In that thread she insulted my wife and myself. you were right behind her doing the same. Of course the thread was altered to turn it around on Lori to see how she likes being insulted. \r\n\r\nThat was back in July when it was first posted and you were coming on TS acting like an asshole, and now I know why. It wasn''t until AUG that I found that thread and it was then altered and then deleted by the admin over at webnuts.\r\n\r\nLori should know better. and she has a lot of nerve saying the things she did about my wife. I mean look at her, she is a beast of a woman. My wife is hot!\r\n\r\n[img:1747e7a305]http://www.dfbgaming.com/modules/4nAlbum/album/album2/LoriandTim.jpg[/img:1747e7a305]\r\nLORI and TIM'),
(52287, '3344f9438e', '', 'i dont normally come out and insult someones wife but yours is not as hott as you say. looks a bit annorexic really and has the chest of an 8 year old but i wont stoop to calling her a bitch like you did to lori thats hitting below the belt.\r\n\r\nto bad the thread is gone now because then you would see no one talked about your wife. or is that what your afraid of that people would see what was really said?\r\n\r\n\r\nthe thread never mentoned ANY names eather dipshit. and what you did is act like a 5yo instead of talking about it like an adult.\r\n\r\nfor all you knew we could have been talking abou ther landlord in almyra or something.\r\n\r\ni find i ttoo odd this happened after we blocked donna on im after being on a drunken rage she was swearing for no good reason and going on about her pc.\r\n\r\ni blocked her years ago after she insulted you and others i thought were my friends. \r\n\r\n\r\naltering a thread the way you did by hacking peoples sites and user accounts is not the thing to do. at least our sewer isnt running rampent in our basement and our landlord fixes things right away unlike you. you dumbass slum lord.\r\n\r\noh yea and tyim had nothing to do with any of this till you called lori a fat bitch now he is pissed.\r\ntrue friends woulda talked this out. oh and the real reason i was off TS so much (edited to finish my last sentence) was because of work and my parents keeping me too busy to be online so much.\r\n\r\nBTW: I am a homo sexual and who cares! You all picked on me for that and it used to get to me but not anymore. I don''t care who cares or who knows'),
(52288, '9ff4164bb4', '', 'Sheesh  :?  :?  :cry:'),
(52289, '2970c3d026', '', '[url]http://www.beskerming.com/commentary/2007/08/27/261/German_Government_Hoist_on_Their_own_Petard[/url]\r\n\r\nlol, still not using it  :D'),
(52290, '04e0932d05', '', 'well, hello again  :P'),
(52291, '443f672ad1', '', 'If Tim is so pissed he knows where I live. I''m only a mile away. And Mike if I see you, you better run!'),
(52292, '4a8ff86bc6', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]i dont normally come out and insult someones wife but..[/quote]\r\n\r\nSeriously Mike... STFU before u have everyone here wanting to kick your ass.  You NEVER say shit about someone''s wife, girlfriend or mother.  I don''t give a fuck what was said by anyone, you just don''t fire back that way.  Women talk shit like that, not men.'),
(52293, '909b0e38c6', '', 'This is some funny shit...lol Mike learn how to spell'),
(52294, '7662ca8b03', '', 'SUCKS MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(52295, 'a92a9c0dc3', '', '[quote=&quot;MikeAnime&quot;]\r\ntrue friends woulda talked this out. oh and the real reason i was off TS so much...[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou and Tim are not true friends to Matt - going by your own words here.  You guys said shit behind his back and never said it to his FACE in teamspeak.  Both of you have been in and out of TS since you said the shit and never said a word.  Matt gave you both a chance to say it to his face but apparently you guys couldn''t do that?  I don''t know... this is all just more stupid fuckin bullshit female drama.  Maybe we should continue kicking all the women out of dFb.'),
(52296, 'f4e6b0ca77', '', 'I back Matt 100%.  You Fucktards should just go away.  Mike, you wouldn''t know a hot woman if she kicked the shit out of you!  Gretchen is more woman than you will ever have in your whole pathetic lifetime.  But then maybe you aren''t into women. :lol:'),
(52297, 'ca09151455', '', '[quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]Maybe we should continue kicking all the women out of dFb.[/quote\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Skillz,  you said you luved me!!!!!\r\nSeriously, I like it here. I might be a girl, but I don''t have ANYTHING to do with this shit, and it''s unfair that we  (the girls) are  being dragged into this like this.At the risk of sounding like a bitch, if you would kick all the girls out, would that include Magikal? (no offense intended  Gretchen)  Are we all guilty by default for having tits? It seems to me that it''s the men doing all the petty fighting..... :('),
(52298, 'c3ff3c4f68', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;][quote=&quot;0skillz&quot;]Maybe we should continue kicking all the women out of dFb.[/quote\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nBut Skillz,  you said you luved me!!!!!\r\nSeriously, I like it here. I might be a girl, but I don''t have ANYTHING to do with this shit, and it''s unfair that we  (the girls) are  being dragged into this like this.At the risk of sounding like a bitch, if you would kick all the girls out, would that include Magikal? (no offense intended  Gretchen)  Are we all guilty by default for having tits? It seems to me that it''s the men doing all the petty fighting..... :([/quote]\r\n\r\nBlackWidow, I think OSkillz was just calling those fucktards girls.  I doubt very much that he really meant to kick out all the women.  He may be gay but I''m not! :lol:'),
(52299, '85a24b47f8', '', 'Oh ya, and BW........ You have tits???? prove it! :lol:'),
(52300, '9050d12e17', 'Cool Hand Shadows', 'http://www.metacafe.com/watch/774922/great_shadow_puppetry/ \r\n\r\nThis is reall cool! Hope you like it. :P'),
(52301, '254675f14e', '', 'I am  going to shoot someone, \r\n\r\n\r\nits NOT going to be Mike Anime,\r\nits NOT going to be Timbro,\r\nits NOT going to be Bruce,\r\nits NOT going to be The frontline people whome are involved\r\n\r\nits going to Be Xerxes herself...\r\n\r\nA thousand nations of the DFB empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!!!!\r\n\r\n\r\nLori speaks:  My arm!!! \r\nDFB: It''s not yours, anymore\r\n\r\n \r\nOur ancestors built this wall using ancient stones from the bosom of webnuts herself. \r\nAnd with a little DFB help, your webnuts scouts supplied the mortar.\r\n\r\n\r\nI miss you guys fuck Lori, dirty cunt!\r\n\r\nthe point here is STOP being a slave to Jaba the Hutt !!'),
(52302, '662e3e9029', 'this time its over', 'fuck you matt! fuck you all, im going to go kill myself now i hope your happy!!!!!!!!!'),
(52303, 'ae1434bd55', '', 'hey nice avitar timme does she do the dishes afterwords with that'),
(52304, 'c5231cb3c2', '', 'Nice Lori real nice....\r\n\r\n[img:c5231cb3c2]http://hosting.dfbgaming.com/members/Mike/retard.jpg[/img:c5231cb3c2]'),
(52305, '1cefe788e2', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]\r\nBut Skillz, you said you luved me!!!!!\r\nSeriously, I like it here. I might be a girl, but I don''t have ANYTHING to do with this shit, and it''s unfair that we (the girls) are being dragged into this like this...[/quote]\r\n\r\nSorry BW... I obviously wasn''t thinking 100% when I wrote that but Greenie has it right :)\r\nStupid drama shit doesn''t usually happen between guys unless there''s a female involved... and if Mike had a pair of balls maybe he wouldn''t have said and done the stupid things he has.'),
(52306, '289cdd70c9', '', 'cool :)'),
(52307, '221220c97f', '', 'very cool :D'),
(52308, 'fed4f8581f', '', 'Point taken...I will assume that means we get to stay :)  And Greenie, if I were to show you my tits you would go blind from the magnificance of their splendor! Therefore I will spare your eyesight, cause I''m a nice person.  :P'),
(52309, 'f2f2064114', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]Point taken...I will assume that means we get to stay :)  And Greenie, if I were to show you my tits you would go blind from the magnificance of their splendor! Therefore I will spare your eyesight, cause I''m a nice person.  :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nEyesight is over rated anyway, lets see them! :lol:'),
(52310, 'd7a6584762', '', 'lol cute song, but I feel bad for the guy. Since all the hand jobs he has gotten were so bad he had to write a song about ithem,  lmao'),
(52311, 'fc315a0da8', '', 'i was watching the vid while scrowling down the similar vids right next to it and i found THIS!!!! god, i just cant help it but i would like to punch this guy SOOO BAD! say what u want, but this fucker deserves to die!!!!  :roll:  :wink: \r\n\r\n[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bELKk7l1tA[/url]'),
(52312, '483f6a6ef4', '', 'Thank''s for that one Toxic...... :roll:'),
(52313, 'f9d4397cb2', '', 'very, very cool! :lol:'),
(52314, '50a30b6892', '', '[quote=&quot;Magickal&quot;]lol cute song, but I feel bad for the guy. Since all the hand jobs he has gotten were so bad he had to write a song about ithem,  lmao[/quote]\r\n\r\nWell, he does talk about her ''8th grade hand-job''  Maybe he stop getting them from 8th graders!  :lol:  (that''s kinda creepy when you think about it..ew!)'),
(52315, '2d0980ccbc', '', '[b:2d0980ccbc][color=green:2d0980ccbc]Maybe I should come to TS more often  8O  8O [/color:2d0980ccbc][/b:2d0980ccbc]'),
(52316, '7add5024b8', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]Point taken...I will assume that means we get to stay :)  And Greenie, if I were to show you my tits you would go blind from the magnificance of their splendor! Therefore I will spare your eyesight, cause I''m a nice person.  :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nSince I like greenie and everything, I tell you what.....You can show me and then I will let him know about the blindness!'),
(52317, 'db6032e5ae', '', 'LOL........'),
(52319, '7682844295', '', '[url]http://www.livevideo.com/video/NotKat/A09409C46B254636834FCFDBB88273E1/re-blumpkin.aspx[/url]\r\n[color=green:7682844295][b:7682844295]He he he :twisted:  :twisted: [/b:7682844295][/color:7682844295]'),
(52321, '7312856d1d', '', 'LOL!'),
(52322, '2cb4864fec', '', '[quote=&quot;Nocturnal&quot;][quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;]Point taken...I will assume that means we get to stay :)  And Greenie, if I were to show you my tits you would go blind from the magnificance of their splendor! Therefore I will spare your eyesight, cause I''m a nice person.  :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nSince I like greenie and everything, I tell you what.....You can show me and then I will let him know about the blindness![/quote]\r\n\r\nAnother blind cop, that''s just what we need! :lol:'),
(52323, 'e751fa17fa', '', '[quote=&quot;GreenMan&quot;]Another blind cop, that''s just what we need! :lol:[/quote]\r\n\r\nLMAO!!!  :lol:  :lol: well put greeny   :lol:'),
(52324, 'cc310d226d', '', 'Hey Toxic, kiss my ass since I dont know you! \r\nWow...........mikeani.............\r\n\r\nBW......still waiting, just email me the pics'),
(52325, 'cc13c5c954', '', 'Nice Mick3y !!!'),
(52326, 'a694b441d4', '', 'lmao Noc, how can u find the time to post in the forum, shouldnt u be out on the streets writing tickets or arrest 14yrs olds for smoking in public, or at least asking for directions to the next burger king? lol'),
(52328, 'd683247f8f', '', '[quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;]lmao Noc, how can u find the time to post in the forum, shouldnt u be out on the streets writing tickets or arrest 14yrs olds for smoking in public, or at least asking for directions to the next burger king? lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nDon''t you mean directions to the nearest Tim Hortons? I emailed you pics yesterday....not!  :P'),
(52330, '0b21ccbbd3', 'Howdy from {SH}', 'Hello folks\r\n\r\nI am KOMEAUX-TOSE from the Sniperhounds, i have been scouring the top 100\r\nto find other clans for the expressed purpose of rumbling/scrimaging, to meet \r\nnew folks, and to have fun. i invite you to check out our forums and sever to see\r\nif you guys would be interested.....\r\n\r\nmatch : CamperTeamDeathMatch  6 vs. 6  best of 5\r\n\r\nforums: www.sniperhounds.clanservers.com\r\n\r\nserver: 66.55.137.216  or just add &quot;{SH}*&quot; to your buddy list and track us down\r\n\r\nI look forward to hearing from ya, Happy Hunting,\r\n\r\n-KT-'),
(52331, '47189adf6d', '', 'Welcome, I see you guys are an 04 clan we pretty much stick to UT99 right now. Kinda waiting for UTIII to come out. Some of us do play 04 from time to time but I don''t think we have enough to play a match. Maybe some of us can hop on your server sometime and just play a few games.'),
(53174, '8e6b09f14c', '', '[quote=&quot;webheadtech&quot;]found a pic of mattman getting a little Muddy  :P \r\n :arrow:  http://www.mudfall.com\r\n\r\n\r\nhere is mattman going for a pony ride  :wink: \r\n :arrow:  http://www.youaresogay.com[/quote]\r\nLol where the hell did you find this shit?'),
(52333, '55217d9547', '', '[color=green:55217d9547][b:55217d9547]Hey Noc, I''m not a mouse  :wink:  :P\r\n\r\n[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ODPtsAJXgM[/url]\r\n [/b:55217d9547][/color:55217d9547]'),
(52335, '22f108afea', '', '[quote=&quot;BlackWidow&quot;][quote=&quot;Toxic&quot;]lmao Noc, how can u find the time to post in the forum, shouldnt u be out on the streets writing tickets or arrest 14yrs olds for smoking in public, or at least asking for directions to the next burger king? lol[/quote]\r\n\r\nDon''t you mean directions to the nearest Tim Hortons? I emailed you pics yesterday....not!  :P[/quote]\r\n\r\nBlackWidow.........Toxic is German and Noc is from the USA.  They have no fucking clue what a Tim Hortons is. :P'),
(52336, '5e2e3025f6', '', 'exactly....I had to ask what it is'),
(52339, 'a7aab775a6', '', 'wtf??? lol....\r\nyaaaaak!'),
(52340, '26cc5bd6af', '', 'wow...COOL'),
(52341, '528b3082b4', '', 'WTF???\r\nwife here, wife there...i''m hot?  he is a HOMO....dammmmn\r\ni feel like i''m reading a sope forum...\r\nand guys....i know i did a laser surgery but i''m giving it up...BW...we want TIT''S\r\nLOL'),
(52342, '2e1e70819b', '', 'wow toxic...\r\nnext time you film katana you can get him sing....&quot;i don''t have a brain&quot;....lol'),
(52343, '1390917194', '', 'hey...welcome to our place...\r\ni''ll check the forums\r\nthanks'),
(52345, '4b63211e86', '', 'WELL IS SHE DEAD YET??????????????????????????'),
(52348, 'ccdea993a7', '', 'Brett where is your sig and aviator? O ya did she die yet?'),
(52349, '3e949ab421', '', 'This thread is the best thing Mike ever brought 2 dFb, damn sure was not his play or his gay accent or wonderful spelling....tits did someone mention tits. BW I am blind so showing me your tits may restore my eye site...lets give it a go ; )'),
(52350, '6b6f10901b', '', 'I can do that with out using my hands   getbent'),
(52351, '494e13c78c', 'Happy 40th Birthday jimmyz', 'Since my clans men and woman as well as my dFb partners, Kids, parents, o ya wife cant remember its my 40th fucking birthday yesterday I will say to myself\r\n\r\n[size=24:494e13c78c] HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY 40 year old ASSHOLE[/size:494e13c78c]'),
(52352, 'fcbbe3318b', '', 'Happy Birthday Jimmy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nSorry man, maybe we should put this in the event calandar for the next time so we don''t forget.\r\n\r\n<img src="http://syzen.com/images/Happy_Birthday.gif">\r\n\r\n<bgsound src="http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/Bday/bday06.wav">'),
(52353, 'db16cc1c29', '', 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY!\r\nI wish I could be at the Titty bar with you...'),
(52354, 'f670a703d6', '', 'Happy 40th Jimmy!! :wink:'),
(52355, '2c73a149d3', '', 'Happy birthday dude!!!!  :wink:'),
(52356, '0a7bb90155', '', 'HOLY SHIT YOUR  [size=24:0a7bb90155]40[/size:0a7bb90155]\r\n\r\nThought you were a couple years younger.\r\n\r\nHappy Birthday Jimmy\r\n\r\nDon''t worry bout it Jimbo They never said Happy Birthday to me either. EVER'),
(52357, '4bf0475efe', '', 'Cali is the one that made it for me so I guess she removed it. Never had a sig.');
