This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory.  After a week he is employee of the week...after a month he knows his job so well that he becomes employee of the month.  A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. 

One day in his 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.  His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired. 

&quot;FIRED! How can you get fired, you're always employee of the week, month and year.&quot; 

To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired.  &quot;Oh no, not again!  What did you do this time?&quot; she asks. 

&quot;Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.&quot; 

&quot;You didn't!?&quot; she asks. 

&quot;Well, yes I did.&quot; 

Then she asks, &quot;Did it hurt?&quot; 

&quot;No not really.&quot; 

Puzzled she then asks, &quot;Well what happened to the pickle slicer?&quot; 

&quot;Oh, she got fired too!&quot; he said.