Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who
&gt;         worked as aircraft mechanics in PITTSBURGH.
&gt;         
&gt;         One day the airport was fogged in and they
&gt;         were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. 
&gt;         
&gt;         Bud said, &quot;Man, I wish we had something to drink!&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         Jim says, &quot;Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can
&gt;         drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         
&gt;         So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of
&gt;         high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
&gt;         The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at
&gt;         how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT!
&gt;         
&gt;         NO  hangover!
&gt;         
&gt;         NO bad side effects. Nothing!
&gt;         
&gt;         Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
&gt;         Jim says, &quot;Hey, how do you feel this morning?&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         Bud says, &quot;I feel great. How about you?&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         Jim says, &quot;I feel great, too. You don't have a
&gt; hangover?&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         Bud says, &quot;No that jet fuel is great stuff
&gt;         -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more
&gt; often.&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         &quot;Yeah, well there's just one thing.&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         &quot;What's that?&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         &quot;Have you farted yet?&quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         &quot;No &quot;
&gt;         
&gt;         &quot;Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver.&quot;      :-x