Concerning #3 - Mark would never go to the bathroom at a crucial moment.  But, if for some insane reason he would find himself in that situation, I would fully be able to describe what he missed. (Or he could just rewind the TIVO and watch it himself).  So #3 does not apply to me.  Also, I would say #9 as long as I was havin fun, too!!!  All of the others are accurate!! :D