LMAO I thought this was a good one :-)


The Horth Lisperer:
&gt;
&gt;A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says
&gt;he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His
&gt;buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"
&gt;
&gt;That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
&gt;
&gt;So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if
&gt;he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth."
&gt;
&gt;So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth.
&gt;Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget
&gt;and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
&gt;"Nith eyeth, Now can I thee her earzth"?
&gt;So he picks the little fella up again,and shows him the horse's ears.
&gt;"Nith earzth, Now can I see her mouf"?
&gt;The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by
&gt;this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
&gt;"Nice mouf, Now can I see her twat"?
&gt;
&gt;Totally mad as fire at this poi nt, the rancher grabs him under his
&gt;arms and rams the midget's
&gt;head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him
&gt;on the ground.
&gt;
&gt;The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
&gt;"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?