A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his
hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches
 "Can I help you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the
man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last
 time you saw it?"
 "It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man
 replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees
 the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the
 world to see.
 He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you
are exposing
 yourself?"
 Momentarily confused,the drunk looks down at
 his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts
 out..........
"Holy shit ----- My girlfriend's gone,
 too!!!!!"