After having their 11th child, Postie
decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So he went to 
his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin 
didn't want to have 
any more children. 
The vet told him that there was a procedure called a 
vasectomy that 
could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A 
less costly 
alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a 
cherry bomb 
(fireworks are legal in Tennessee), light it, put it in 
a beer can, then 
hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.     

Postie said to the doctor, "I may not be the 
smartest man in the 
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a 
beer can next to 
my ear is going to help me". 
 
"Trust me," said the doctor. 
 
So Postie went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in 
a beer can. He 
held the can up to his ear and began to count: 
"1" 
"2" 
"3" 
"4" 
"5" 
 
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between 
his legs, and 
resumed counting on his other hand. 
 
This procedure also works in Arkansas, Kentucky, 
Mississippi, Ohio, California, Arizona, West Virginia and Canada. :lol:  :lol: