A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive 
woman standing alone. 

He approached her and asked her name. My name is Carmen, she told him.
That's a beautiful name, he said.  Is it a family name?
No, she replied. I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I 
like most - cars and men.

What's your name? she asked.

Beertits, he said.