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[color=green:bd186929ac]*Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** [/color:bd186929ac]

[color=red:bd186929ac]**'Hello?'**[/color:bd186929ac]

[color=green:bd186929ac]**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**[/color:bd186929ac]

[color=red:bd186929ac]**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**[/color:bd186929ac]


**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**

[color=green:bd186929ac] **Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Gabe.'**[/color:bd186929ac]


[color=red:bd186929ac]**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**[/color:bd186929ac]


Brief Pause.

[color=green:bd186929ac]**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**[/color:bd186929ac]

[color=red:bd186929ac]**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**[/color:bd186929ac]

**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**

[color=red:bd186929ac]**'I did it, Daddy.'**[/color:bd186929ac]

[color=green:bd186929ac]**'And what happened, honey?' **[/color:bd186929ac]
[color=red:bd186929ac]Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**[/color:bd186929ac]

[color=red:bd186929ac]**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**[/color:bd186929ac]

[color=green:bd186929ac]**'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Gabe?'**[/color:bd186929ac]


[color=red:bd186929ac]**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**


**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**[/color:bd186929ac]


[color=red:bd186929ac]**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**[/color:bd186929ac]

*****Long Pause*****


*****Longer Pause*****


*****Even Longer Pause*****


**Then Daddy says,**

[color=green:bd186929ac]**'Swimming pool?  ............**[/color:bd186929ac]

[color=green:bd186929ac]**Is this 486-5731?'*[/color:bd186929ac]

[color=red:bd186929ac]**No, I think you have the wrong number........* [/color:bd186929ac]
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