The Doctor Visit

They always ask at the doctor's office
why you are there, and you have
to answer in front of others what's wrong
and sometimes it is very
Embarrassing. There's nothing worse
than a Doctor's Receptionist who
insists you tell her what is wrong with
you in a room full of other
patients. I know most of us have
experienced this, and I love the way
this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a
crowded waiting room and approached
the desk.... The Receptionist said, &quot;Yes
sir, what are you seeing the
Doctor for today??&quot;

&quot;There's something wrong with my dick&quot;,
he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and
said, &quot;You shouldn't come into a
crowded waiting room and say things
like that.&quot;

Why not? You asked me what was
wrong and I told old you,&quot; he said.

The Receptionist replied; &quot;Now you've
caused some embarrassment in
this room full of people. You should have
said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and
discussed the problem further
with the Doctor in private.&quot;

The man replied, &quot;You shouldn't ask
people questions in a room full
strangers, if the answer could embarrass
anyone.&quot;

The man walked out, waited several
minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and
asked, &quot;Yes??&quot;

There's something wrong with my ear,&quot;
he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly
and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice. &quot;And what is wrong with your
ear, Sir??&quot;

I can't piss out of it,&quot; he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're
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