A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy
over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own blanket!'
After a moment of silence . . . he farted.