Hung Chow calls into work and says,
"Boss I no come work today, I real sick.  Got headache, stomach ache and
legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell
her give me sex.  That makes everything better and I go work.  You try
that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and
I feel great.  I be at work soon..... You got nice house."