Seniors -- don't mess with them, They didn't get old by being stupid!


Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, &quot;I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.&quot;

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, &quot;What are you sellin' here?&quot;

One of the men replied sarcastically, &quot;We're selling ass-holes.&quot;

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, &quot;You must be doing well. Only two left.&quot;