Three Women in Mexico 

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, 
get drunk, and wake up in jail only to find that they are to be executed 
in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the  night before. 

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is  asked if she has 
any last words. She says, &quot;I just graduated from  Brigham Young University and 
believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the Behalf of the innocent.&quot; 
They throw the  switch, and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor 
on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. 

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last  words. &quot;I just graduated 
from the Harvard School of Law, and I believe in  the power of justice to intervene 
on the part of theInnocent.&quot; They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. 
Again, They all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. 

The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,  &quot;Well, I'm 
from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in 
Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna Electrocute 
nobody if you don't plug the thing in.