Homesick

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks
stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight
up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want
your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of
money you could have one of my finest ladies and a
three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't
horny, I'm homesick."