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(1532, '999e561e7e', '', 'Soyo Fire Dragon 911 tribute M board\r\n\r\n  pent 4 2.6 GHZ processor overclocked to 3.06 GHZ\r\n\r\n vid card 256 mb ram 8 mb cash  geforce 5600 ( i think)\r\n\r\n3 Maxtor ultra ATA @ 7500 rpm all 80 GB each\r\n\r\ndvd rom drive \r\n\r\ncd/dvd rw drive\r\n\r\n5.0 audio card with hk speakers.\r\n\r\nas i remember more ill edit this post\r\n\r\n\r\nEDIT\r\n\r\nhow could i forget my 2 sticks of ram \r\n\r\nstick 1. 512MB\r\nstick2. 1GB'),
(1533, '3c3df0ae87', '', 'that''s the most retarded thing I''ve ever seen\r\nwhy would you post such lameness?\r\nit''s a waste of HD space...\r\n\r\n\r\n[size=24:3c3df0ae87]j/k!!![/size:3c3df0ae87]\r\n\r\nlol...looks great!'),
(1535, 'e8c85106ef', '', 'Processor: Intel Pentium 4  3.2MHz \r\nDisplay Card: ATI RADEON 9600 Series \r\nMemory: 512MB \r\nOperating System: Microsoft Windows XP \r\nDisplay Card Memory: 128MB\r\nOptical Drive: CD/DVD \r\nSound Card: Realtek AC97 Audio\r\nHard Drive: 160 gb'),
(1536, '5c941f3fab', '', 'Hey Barney thanks for stopping by...Always nice to see new Peeps!\r\n\r\nThe members of the clan and forum are the best you''ll see,..no bitching or whinning from these peeps....Well we do however call each other names and curse a bit but it''s all in good fun...And noone takes it seriously...We are either great friends or family here so everybody gets along great! \r\n\r\nJump on in the game sometime and teamspeak if you wish...We all like to meet new players whenever we get the oppertunity!\r\n\r\nThanks Again For Stopping By!\r\n\r\nKatana'),
(1537, 'da3ad3e3e9', '', 'Damn Matt that was quick...Nice work Bud you Da Man!'),
(1539, '24e0d0be04', '', 'Well Mofo I will be stopping in when I get the chance, But work is busy!\r\n\r\nI did noticed on your [WTF] server you missed me twice...lol! But you ran up to me to finish me off...Bastard!    :P  :lol: \r\n\r\nYour a great player and I plan on playing you more often to better my skill hopfully...Hopfully! :D  :) \r\n\r\nTake Care Mofo i''ll see ya in the game!'),
(2099, '28fbe5762d', '', 'DownFall even though you thought I was a girl You still play good and hopfully you still think i play good now that you know i''m a guy....lol\r\n\r\nBut your site looks great and i''ve been there a few times and posted as you have noticed...But I will visit again, always nice to meet new peeps that love this game!\r\n\r\nSo no flirting with me I don''t go that way! :lol:'),
(45161, '83ff612a7e', '', ''),
(1550, '6c651a0486', '', 'Thanks for dropping in. Too bad you don''t play UT99 much anymore. Play some on our server and I''ll bet you want to come back for more. Hope to frag you soon! :P'),
(1551, '2886fadfce', '', 'A computer to run UT99 so I can frag all your asses!!! :)'),
(1552, '6324238570', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(1554, '3e94d813ea', '', 'It is soooo easy to forgive you Cali.  :?'),
(1555, '5e53d7491e', '', '[quote:5e53d7491e="Cali"]I love it too Night :-) Hey did ya find an image for your sig yet???\r\n\r\n\r\nCali[/quote:5e53d7491e]\r\n\r\nMaybe He should use yours. Then we can stare at it a little more often. Love the newest one Cali! :lol:'),
(1556, 'cd771da16b', '', 'Plezzzz don''t discreit something you don''t like! Evil works hard and improves every day! We all have our start somewhere! The kid is half blind and color blind!  So some comentes are best kept to yourself!(Not being mean but just showing you the light! I hate when folks over step thier boundries!)\r\n\r\nGood job Evil! I like it Myself!'),
(1559, '9660ab44a0', '', 'LOL! Thats good! LOL! I can see it now! I don''t know how you come up with them man!'),
(1560, '964e85ba54', 'meetup tonight', 'tonight...let''s say around 10:00pm (est) (or earlier) let''s meet up and get a little practice in..i really want to get in moe practice in the translocator practice map...if your in...show up....thx'),
(1562, '217aed339c', '', '[quote:217aed339c="thepostman"]Plezzzz don''t discreit something you don''t like! Evil works hard and improves every day! We all have our start somewhere! The kid is half blind and color blind!  So some comentes are best kept to yourself!(Not being mean but just showing you the light! I hate when folks over step thier boundries!)\r\n\r\nGood job Evil! I like it Myself![/quote:217aed339c]\r\n\r\nummmmmmmm...i said i the biggest letters allowed [b:217aed339c][u:217aed339c][size=24:217aed339c]"j/k"[/size:217aed339c][/u:217aed339c][/b:217aed339c]\r\n\r\njust messin with him...fuck..chill out postie...and thoroughly read the post before replying...'),
(1563, 'f669ed925f', '', 'Getting a bit long in the tooth..\r\n\r\nP4 2.4B at stock voltage and speed\r\nRadeon 9800 Pro overclocked 10%\r\n120Gig Seagate Barracuda hard drive\r\nTeac CD burner\r\nSony CD burner used as reader\r\nLogitech MX300 optical mouse\r\nHP P1130 21" trinitron CRT\r\n1 Gig Corsair XMS pc3200\r\nABIT  BH7 using the onboard AC97 audio and ethernet\r\nCharter Cable with Ambit modem and Linksys wireless router\r\nWinXP Pro\r\n120mm case cooling fans in Enlight case'),
(1566, '4e696d0169', '', 'thanx guys I was testin out buttons on adobe so it may look bad but i was just experamenting'),
(1574, '11b7541e07', '', 'See you then!!'),
(1575, 'cb386467dd', '', 'LOL is that a true story about you Glim?...JK Bud!\r\n\r\nGood Joke I like it!'),
(1576, '0eb762813d', '', 'I''ll be alittle late but I should be there...And I hope we practise this time.... :D'),
(1567, '13096f8334', 'PRACTICE -Friday OCT 7th-', 'Ok guys need everyone playing in the match to do their best to show up for practice.\r\n\r\n\r\n6pm PST (8pm CST 9 EST)\r\n\r\nPS any non members are welcome to join us! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nSee ya there!\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(1568, '1686fe7a9b', 'Nice Body', 'A man comes home from work and searches the house for his wife. He finally\r\nfinds her naked in front of the mirror, admiring her breasts.\r\nHe asks her, "What the hell are you doing?"\r\n\r\nShe promptly informs him that she had seen the doctor that day and he told\r\nher that she had the breasts of a 25-year-old.\r\n\r\n"Oh, he did, did he?" asks the husband. "What did he say about your\r\n50-year-old ass?"\r\n\r\nShe quickly replied, "Your name never came up!"'),
(1569, '31f9831965', '', 'I''ll be there!'),
(1570, '72699fd7da', '', 'lol 8)'),
(1571, '9d3ddf6553', '', 'me too! :D'),
(1572, '465f20e1d2', '', 'I''ll be there!!!'),
(1577, '62f6e6a502', '', 'No worries little man ...Keep up the good work your awsome!'),
(1578, 'f3a190c0a6', '', 'LMAO ...He was watching you at the beach with your family!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P  :P  :P  :D  :lol:'),
(1580, '00047f0a08', '', 'Hey Barney Fife! GREAT to see ya here :-) Yah excuse my lame ass playing  Ive only played instagib a few timesand i sux big time!! lol you are a excellent player! \r\n\r\n\r\nFeel free to hang with us anytime and come on our server sometime\r\n\r\nCali :-)'),
(1583, '767b29ad50', '', 'Thanx greenie :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(1584, '0cecf2c4f2', '', 'ill be thier :mrgreen:'),
(1585, '6b491192f8', '', 'I''ll be there!'),
(7028, '4cade33a24', '', 'Yo, thanks for stopin by! We get the occaisional cheatin fuck around here, but not to often. Look forward to puttin a bullet in your brain. See ya in the game.'),
(1591, '549cfd9f81', 'Warpigs greet you...', 'Hello dFb''s!  love your maps...the camping ones....sweet... havent visited servers ...so can comment, but\r\n\r\nGood luck...keep fragging..\r\n\r\nWarpigs of the Power\r\nCamping like it is supposed to be played...not just in name...\r\n\r\nTeam DM only... Serious players only\r\n\r\nOTP Server .......66.235.161.164\r\n\r\nLive Evil Server .......66.235.161.169\r\n\r\nHeaven and Hell\r\nMatch Server .......66.235.161.162\r\n\r\nStealth Camping\r\nNo Run n Gun\r\nNo Deemers\r\nNo Health Pickups\r\nNo Run n Gun Maps\r\nGuest Skins Available\r\nUber Stealth Translocator and Custom WP Rifle\r\n"NODIE" Spawn Protection ... you dont freekn blow up\r\nHome matches played 4v4 .. http://www.warpigs-otp.com/rules/matchrules.html\r\n\r\nIf interested... plz read rules first...ya...we are admin-nazis\r\nhttp://www.warpigs-otp.com/rules/rules.html\r\n\r\nFeel free to visit... but come fully prepared to obey the rules...\r\n\r\n~WP~Judgement Day ... dohfugwimee@dc.rr.com'),
(1593, 'a656ff78a4', '', 'Whats up Dohfugwimee, Good to see you!\r\n\r\nWe like to move around over here but don''t let that fool you. We can camp with the best of them when we have too! Stop in and play a few sometime when you are feeling a little frisky.'),
(1594, 'de3767d077', '', ':lol:  :P  :lol:  :P  :lol:'),
(1595, 'e805f10e97', '', ':lol: lol'),
(1596, '94b5c45c13', '', 'LMAO  :lol: Good one Glim!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(1598, 'daa5e8a0ed', 'Test', 'testing testing'),
(1601, 'e08676a2aa', '', 'Nice To See at the site! Matt is right ! We do freestyle for fun but are  die hard campers come match time! We would love to have a match with you all sometime! \r\n\r\nTY for the comments about the maps! I have made manny of them!\r\nGot a good one for you alll! The Map is Mourge sniper remix! I love that map but it needed more places to snipe from!  I made all the spawn points out on the floor to stop run-n-gunners from having an advantage! Made it a snipers hevan! A sniper will have a huge advantage Here! If you get shot-----you will get creamed due to the respawn points! \r\n\r\nI am allways looking for more ideas for maps so If you have a good on in mind I would be glad to make one for the UT community! Not many of us map makers left here in UT 99! Good news is all our maps convert up to 2k3 and 2k4! \r\n\r\nWe also have a great guy to script you any thing you can think up as well !  dFb Password! He Is really good! \r\nHe made us a really cool shield belt that doesn''t make you look like an neon sign!LOL!and many other things that are for down load on the front page to the left half way down! \r\n\r\n Hope to see you all soon! Maybe for a match too! We will play our first match tomarrow! We can''t hardlie wait! Maybe you all can be one of our first real matchs too!'),
(1602, '8078b2a727', '', 'I am in !'),
(1603, '0f31c64146', '', 'TY for stoping by! Our guys and gals just love to play any thing and where! We are good at some and better at others -------then just suck Balls at others! Hell Its all for fun and we love it beatin asses or ass beatings!\r\n\r\nHope to see you again! Love to meet new folks in the UT community!'),
(7026, 'baccb7b49c', '', '???'),
(1614, '0b9a4a9354', 'Hello from -=]TUC[=- Clan', 'Now that I have become an registered user. Thought I would drop by, and say Hello to you all.   :D \r\n\r\nI am a member of -=]TUC[=- ( The Underground Clan )  Our home page is: www.tucxclan.com  if you wanna check us out.\r\n\r\nI am looking forward to making some friends between the clans. For some friendly matchups,, and some good times. \r\n\r\nFraggy ya later\r\n\r\n-=]TUC[=-zOOkStEr'),
(1615, '76e8590b18', '', 'Thanks for stopping in. We will check out your forum soon. Frag you in the game soon! :P'),
(1620, 'a416279e65', '', 'Thanks for dropping in. Frag you soon. :P'),
(1621, 'ce367cddc7', '', 'LOL Glimmer!  :roll:'),
(1622, '08468881ae', '', 'Saw you got me on IM now ! hit me up and we will work out the match stuff soon! we are not pickie!lol! Maps-----rules----play------win ---lose----Have fun! Thats about it!lol'),
(1623, '68226cca51', '', 'Hey zookster thanks for dropping in and saying hi!\r\nBeen to your site several times but I have to reregister under my new name...lol!\r\n\r\nHave a look around and hopfully talk with ya later!'),
(1626, '6d7410afeb', 'OMFG LOL', 'http://funnyjunk.com/pages/burger.htm                                                                                                   and when i thought fast food was smart.you can tell that so "FAST" that he was retarted and took long to get the "FOOD"'),
(1627, 'f12eb2f3bd', '', 'YOU WANNA RAP BATTLE BRING IT ON LETS START Wild''N''Out lol you should watch it though. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(1628, '6ff25b2d77', '', '[quote:6ff25b2d77="Cali"]... Yah excuse my lame ass playing...[/quote:6ff25b2d77]\r\n\r\n no excuse needed.  we all gotta start somewhere.  8)   I had some good training after joining EliteKillas.  If anyone wants pointers just give me a shout.\r\n\r\ni''ll see bout jumpin onto your server soon so you can kick [i:6ff25b2d77]my[/i:6ff25b2d77] ass with those sniper rifles :oops: :D'),
(1629, 'ecf603f15f', '', '[quote:ecf603f15f="Anonymous"][quote:ecf603f15f="Cali"]... Yah excuse my lame ass playing...[/quote:ecf603f15f]\r\n\r\n no excuse needed.  we all gotta start somewhere.  8)   I had some good training after joining EliteKillas.  If anyone wants pointers just give me a shout.\r\n\r\ni''ll see bout jumpin onto your server soon so you can kick [i:ecf603f15f]my[/i:ecf603f15f] ass with those sniper rifles :oops: :D[/quote:ecf603f15f]\r\n\r\n\r\n^^^^^^^^ Me  :oops:'),
(1630, '776de55b4d', 'hello all from {MIRT}', ':twisted: I would like to say hello.\r\nI found you all on team speak and am very happy and excited to meet a great group of people.\r\nI love your website and when i get ut99 downloaded i will love to play with ya. also like you said if there is any 99 maps you would like to see on 2k4 just convert them and send them to me.\r\nWell mattman, postie, evilone andbitch killer it was great talking to ya and thank you for helpingf me get things goin :twisted:'),
(1631, '5c4f617c4e', '', 'Good to see you. Thanks for stopping in. :P'),
(1633, 'dc829e2232', '', 'No prob Dude, glad to have you with us.'),
(1634, '4ba9f9f863', '', '[b:4ba9f9f863]I know![/b:4ba9f9f863] Kinda scary!'),
(1636, '7c69771ea6', '{dFb} vs Alien 10 - 8 - 2005', 'What can I say? WooooooooHoooooo We took the win.\r\nIt was a close and exciting match between the Alien clan and us! Great fun Alien clan \r\nyou guys are awesome players.\r\n\r\nHere are the match resultes:\r\n\r\n{dFb} won 3\r\nAlien won 2\r\n\r\nYou can view all the details of the match by going here: http://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches\r\n\r\n\r\nScreenShots:\r\n[img:7c69771ea6]http://mattman69.com/stuff/matchimages/alien.jpg[/img:7c69771ea6]\r\n\r\n[img:7c69771ea6]http://mattman69.com/stuff/matchimages/alien2.jpg[/img:7c69771ea6]\r\n\r\n[img:7c69771ea6]http://mattman69.com/stuff/matchimages/alien3.jpg[/img:7c69771ea6]\r\n\r\n[img:7c69771ea6]http://mattman69.com/stuff/matchimages/alien4.jpg[/img:7c69771ea6]\r\n\r\n[img:7c69771ea6]http://mattman69.com/stuff/matchimages/alien5.jpg[/img:7c69771ea6]'),
(1637, 'ee55b835dc', '', 'Great job dFb Clan! You all did great! Alien Fought well and Props goes out to each and every one of them! \r\n\r\nProud of all who played in the match ! dFb and Alien! \r\n\r\nCan''t wait for the rematch on our server!'),
(1638, '7f1161e98b', 'LOL!', '[img:7f1161e98b]http://tucxclan.com/modules/Forums/images/avatars/485321751433ef50c39017.gif[/img:7f1161e98b]'),
(1639, '7497c4c568', '', 'Hey'),
(1640, 'ab902526fb', 'Interview With An Honest Boss', '[url=http://www.hallmark.com/wcsstore/HallmarkStore/images/products/ecards/nfg1969.swf][size=24:ab902526fb]An Interview With An Honest Boss[/size:ab902526fb][/url]'),
(1641, 'c6665082a7', '', '[quote:c6665082a7="thepostman"]Great job dFb Clan! You all did great! Alien Fought well and Props goes out to each and every one of them! \r\n\r\nProud of all who played in the match ! dFb and Alien! \r\n\r\nCan''t wait for the rematch on our server![/quote:c6665082a7]\r\n\r\nI 2nd that!!!! Had tons of fun today thanx for hosting the match AlienClan :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1642, '644263f68e', '', '[size=24:644263f68e]ROTFLMAO![/size:644263f68e]'),
(1643, 'ce74912ea9', '', '[size=18:ce74912ea9]HOLY SHIT I CAN''T BELIEVE WHAT I''M SEEING![/size:ce74912ea9]\r\n\r\nYOU GUYS ROCK!  I soo thought we were done for.....lol! 8O  8O  8O  8O  :lol:  :D  :D \r\n\r\nWhat a close game it was! Damn i''m so happy to see this win under our belt! I just wish I could have been there with you all!!!\r\n\r\nNext time i''ll be there even if I have to take a day off...lol!'),
(1645, '36b71ddc50', 'The Horth Lisperer', 'LMAO I thought this was a good one :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nThe Horth Lisperer:\r\n&gt;\r\n&gt;A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says\r\n&gt;he''s sending a friend over to look at a horse. His\r\n&gt;buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"\r\n&gt;\r\n&gt;That''s easy, he''s a midget with a speech impediment."\r\n&gt;\r\n&gt;So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if\r\n&gt;he''s looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth."\r\n&gt;\r\n&gt;So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth.\r\n&gt;Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget\r\n&gt;and he gives the horse''s eyes the once over.\r\n&gt;"Nith eyeth, Now can I thee her earzth"?\r\n&gt;So he picks the little fella up again,and shows him the horse''s ears.\r\n&gt;"Nith earzth, Now can I see her mouf"?\r\n&gt;The rancher is gettin'' pretty ticked off by\r\n&gt;this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse''s mouth.\r\n&gt;"Nice mouf, Now can I see her twat"?\r\n&gt;\r\n&gt;Totally mad as fire at this poi nt, the rancher grabs him under his\r\n&gt;arms and rams the midget''s\r\n&gt;head as far as he can up the horse''s twat, pulls him out and slams him\r\n&gt;on the ground.\r\n&gt;\r\n&gt;The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.\r\n&gt;"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?'),
(1646, 'cb5dc9ca3b', '', 'I had a blast!  I, too, thank the alien clan for hosting and inviting us for the match.  They were all great competitors.  This clan so rocks!!!'),
(1647, '932b847e52', '', 'LMAO that was good I like that one Cali!'),
(1648, 'b10d747fcf', '', 'lol, very funny'),
(1650, 'b89031ddaa', '', 'Yep!!  Had a blast!   :D'),
(1651, 'f80a38386a', '', 'Great fun with great sports! Can''t wait for the rematch :!:   :P'),
(1652, '306e775339', '', 'LOL Cali!  That spot always gets us guys into trouble! :roll:'),
(1653, '4195038597', '', '8O  WOW  those are huge!  8O'),
(1654, '471396e5ff', 'OLÉ OLÉ from [TxT]', 'hello all ! Nice place you got ! just wanted to say good luck whit you clan and all , hope we could get a match or a fun rumble whit you guyz soon ! we are sniper campers\r\n\r\nin case you wish to visit us \r\n\r\nwww.TxT-clan.com\r\n\r\nip: 69.5.12.31\r\n\r\n\r\nthanx dfb'),
(1655, '312d821fe6', '', 'hahaha...postman...i had that morgue version loaded on my server almost as soon as you finished it...lol\r\n\r\nAnyway...thanks for the great welcome...will be by to check out the camping stuff... freestyle is too fast for ol'' Judge... and yeah...if we be compatible... a match will be required!\r\n\r\nAs for scripting...ya.. I do have a question/request.. I will get back with you guys later tho...bedtime...thanks'),
(1657, 'ff98f71e15', '', 'Im the idiot above......'),
(1658, '07f52e9a71', '', 'No problem what so ever..A clan match would be great and sniper/camper is no problem !  We love every style of game play that UT has to offer us! \r\n\r\nWe''ll get our match coordinator Jimmyz  to contact you!\r\n\r\nHowever who are you and who sould we contact?...Thanks for Stopping by!'),
(1660, '0fc8b1c159', '', 'Welcome Snyper!! It was nice to meet ya today on TS :-) Hope we see more of ya there! \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1661, 'a6b8997a8e', 'camperssssss', 'nice to see ya dopping by\r\nyes we freestyle or fun abut we all camp camp camp\r\nsauron\r\n c ya on the game'),
(1662, '8278ffc9ab', 'so funny', 'hey all\r\nit''s so funny how cali tit''s becam a big issue here...2 page and we are still going on\r\ncali...ya ya you made us look and you know what we are still looking for that pic :wink: \r\nguy''s....i think that for toget that pic we all need to pray..." dear god we thank you for the server we have and next we just wish to see cali boobs...."\r\nnow everyone together...."dear god...."\r\nlololololo \r\nc ya on the game \r\nor maybe befor that looking at ali nude pic\r\nsuron :twisted:  :twisted:  :D  :D  :D'),
(1664, 'd7a6f2dea2', 'very', 'very easy to forgive ya...just smile'),
(1665, 'bf2a6016d6', '', 'Way to fuckin go everyone!!!! The alien clan have a bunch of great people, we should put them on the friends list.\r\n\r\nYou guys ROCK!!!'),
(1668, 'ead0807287', 'Some cool images i made up', '[img:ead0807287]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i123406152_72349.gif[/img:ead0807287] [img:ead0807287]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i121715126_93600.gif[/img:ead0807287] [img:ead0807287]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i122632103_60286.gif[/img:ead0807287] [img:ead0807287]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i122619120_50507.gif[/img:ead0807287] [img:ead0807287]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i123408076_42231.gif[/img:ead0807287] \r\nand the {dFb} one\r\n[img:ead0807287]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i123399849_58766.gif[/img:ead0807287]'),
(1669, '453cfecb06', 'NickName Maker', 'http://www.muskurahat.com/msn/nicks.asp\r\n§Ø(v)€ ©øØ£ $¯|¯Ûƒƒ ÎÑ HË®Ê'),
(1670, '321c4935b0', '', 'I BET THEY ARE FAKE.....................SHE BOUGHT THEM AT THE 99cent Store LOL'),
(1671, '3cf0e17d09', '', 'oh yeah and just found this       \r\nhttp://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2014/Huge_Boobs.html'),
(1672, '0a16a4516e', 'We have ended the squirrel hunt!!!', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2284/Squirrel_Owned_by_Clay_Pigeon_Launcher.html'),
(1673, '5f9380f3f0', '', 'seen it on the funny site called                \r\nstupidvideos.com\r\n\r\n\r\noh yeah and i finally got South park'),
(1674, '54d968926d', '', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1365/Kyle_s_Mom_is_a_Bitch.html'),
(1675, '743a95bffc', 'NIce Site', 'Hi  {MIRT}aqua, Frenchman from  montreal (quebec) Nice to see ya guys. Very nice job on your site. Good to see that there are some Clan like {DFB} participate to give a hand to our Clan. Snyper work the hell of his ass and his doing a good job for us. \r\n\r\nHope to see ya in the game. \r\n :D'),
(1677, '22a9883c3b', 'Match Manager', 'I was wondering where you got this because I have seen it before and would lke to use it also. If you can point me in the right direction as to who created it or where I can get it, much appreciated.\r\n\r\nthank you'),
(1678, '9c32a97034', '', 'Thanks for stopping in. It''s good to see another fellow Canadian. :P'),
(1679, '6efa7b3427', '', 'Good ones Guys! :lol:'),
(1680, 'ad44822630', '', '[quote:ad44822630="squirrel"]I BET THEY ARE FAKE.....................SHE BOUGHT THEM AT THE 99cent Store LOL[/quote:ad44822630]\r\n\r\nIf you could get those at the 99 cent store, then alot more people would have them. Hell I would probably get myself a pair so I could play all day! :lol:'),
(1682, 'e645035945', '', 'MP is a girl!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! change you avatar then you freaking blond lol!'),
(1683, '991a32b2d2', '', 'The map manager was originaly created by baba. We made some slight changes to it but as far as I know the original version is still under development. I believe baba plans to release it for public release once it''s 100% complete. I was asked not to release it to anyone so I''m unable to give it to you. Plus it''s pretty buggy right now and the adverage user would prolly not even beable to install it. So it would be best to wait for the final version of it anyway. You can find baba over at utcamper.com'),
(1684, '339d3fa100', '', 'Glad to see ya on the forum dude! Snyper Is a good man and we hope to have a close relationship with you all in the future! The UT community is like no onther on the net! We are allways willing to help out in anyway! Come see us soon!'),
(1685, '9fe661dda4', '', 'I am sure a match can be done! Like Sauron said-----we fun-n-gun for fun but come match time we camp like the rest of them! \r\n\r\nI love that Mourge map!Thier are alot of good old maps out there the are really Binslayer maps but would make great sniper maps as well!Now that we have our server and web stuff on the downward side! Might be time to make a few new maps as well as some great remixed maps!  \r\n\r\nJust let us know what you had in mind on the scripting side and see if it''s possible!'),
(1686, 'd68286864e', '', 'I agree with the friends thing! I really enjoyed the match with them regaudless of the out come! The points frags were nerve racking!( 1-1    2-2  3-3    40-41   44-43  etc.)Every match was just so close to call for both sides! Win lose or draw that was a hell of a match up! \r\n\r\nAlien Clan fuckin rocks hard! Props to you all!'),
(1687, 'db6e32d3b6', '', '[quote:db6e32d3b6="GreenMan"][quote:db6e32d3b6="squirrel"]I BET THEY ARE FAKE.....................SHE BOUGHT THEM AT THE 99cent Store LOL[/quote:db6e32d3b6]\r\n\r\nIf you could get those at the 99 cent store, then alot more people would have them. Hell I would probably get myself a pair so I could play all day! :lol:[/quote:db6e32d3b6]\r\n 8O NOT A PRETTY SITE!!!'),
(6966, 'a4bbf7b324', 'Thank you Matt and Eric!', 'Just want to say thanx to Matt and Eric, they have been working there asses off for us, just so we can have fun.\r\nTo all that work hard and spread the word about our clans (not recruiting on other servers lol)\r\nI would like to THANK YOU, keep up the good work!\r\n\r\njimmyz'),
(6968, '304e3be377', '', 'I second that Jimmy! Thanks eMac and Matt for the hard work and time you both put into this clan...You Guys Rock!'),
(1689, '1e38c90863', '', 'Very cool Dude, keep it up.'),
(1690, '9bd332b8d3', 'Hello? Fuck', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2576/Hello_F_ck.html'),
(1692, 'e033aeef57', '', 'good game''s yesterday guy''s nice to see alien clan entertain ya and glad u enjoyed ur stay.'),
(1695, '9fdbc23789', 'Stupid sheep!', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/913/1_sheep_2_sheep_3_sheep_BLAM_sheep.html'),
(1696, 'a97a40739f', '', 'Thats freakin funny Green!!! I might have to come over and grab a handful myself!!'),
(1698, 'd8b4102f52', 'Are Kids Worth It?', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/88/Are_Kids_worth_it.html'),
(1700, 'b651c01bcd', '', 'Yo Aqua nice of you to stop in...Your welcome anytime!'),
(1701, 'c61eb53a1e', '', 'Nice of you to stop by. You are all cool guys, your welcome here anytime.'),
(1702, 'a3c8b8f44a', 'Re: so funny', '[quote:a3c8b8f44a="Sauron"]hey all\r\nit''s so funny how cali tit''s becam a big issue here...2 page and we are still going on\r\ncali...ya ya you made us look and you know what we are still looking for that pic :wink: \r\nguy''s....i think that for toget that pic we all need to pray..." dear god we thank you for the server we have and next we just wish to see cali boobs...."\r\nnow everyone together...."dear god...."\r\nlololololo \r\nc ya on the game \r\nor maybe befor that looking at ali nude pic\r\nsuron :twisted:  :twisted:  :D  :D  :D[/quote:a3c8b8f44a]\r\n\r\nLMAO Sauron...Dear god please please please have Cali send us her nudie pics..... :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(1703, '81c035204b', '', 'Very cool little man..You do some great work!'),
(1704, '80c2d465a7', '', 'So what are you saying Brandon...Your Dad should''ve used one?....LOL :D'),
(1705, '0c7c4d8cc0', '', 'YES THEY ARE Well at least one outta three anyway! :lol:'),
(1706, '52455aaf0a', 'New stuff on the Web Site', 'Thanks to Matt, there is some new toys on the website in case anyone missed them. There is a radio that you can bring up in the forum and a live chat just below the radio button. On the home page there is an MP3 player in the top right hand corner. \r\n\r\nMatts doin a great fuckin job on this site, and everyone else that helps out. Keep up the good work guys.'),
(1707, '70b8394e7a', '', 'thanks.....I will talk to him'),
(1709, 'e86be1716d', '', 'I am not sure who posted that but you can contact me for a match or rumble.\r\n\r\nthanks'),
(1715, 'a009dae294', '', 'Awesome job on everything by everyone, I am proud to be here.'),
(1719, '1f09e20fc8', '', 'Good job guys we all played well together great team work, as for alien good job u guys rock so why don''t we set up a rematch on our server soon so we can put the last nail in your coffins...lol'),
(1720, '7409d47d2b', '', 'well anyways if you could get them there then people wouldn''t have babies and they would be lezs!!ROFL'),
(6969, '66e67504c5', '', 'Welcome No Soul!  Make yourself at home and have a look around!'),
(6970, 'e67a951042', '', '[quote:e67a951042="FOON"]no fighting over me girls  8) ...HAHAHAHA[/quote:e67a951042]\r\n\r\nLMAO Foon!  I would have left a welcome post but you know your always welcome here....Take Care Bud! \r\n\r\nOh and Major if there are any spammers around here it''s You! I don''t spam because it causes others to read spam crap when they could have spent their time reading a proper post........You Tard  :)  :P'),
(1722, '24045899f2', 'Re: LOL!', '[quote="Evilone"][img:24045899f2]http://tucxclan.com/modules/Forums/images/avatars/485321751433ef50c39017.gif[/img:24045899f2]\r\nwould''t water make it bigger LOL!?and BTW how do you know she didn''t replace the 0.0s with her butt!'),
(1723, '5d58f896e8', '', 'I don''t know about u guys but im fuckin horny as hell.......lol'),
(1724, 'bfbc55c72c', '', 'Bastards made me look again!'),
(1725, 'bbf7903592', '', 'HAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK GOD....LMAO!!!!!\r\n\r\nMaybe we should be alittle more specific about which god we''re talking too...lol!'),
(1726, '1b6b54ee8d', 'ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2879/Glass_Makeout.html                                             \r\ni bet you were doing the same when you saw this'),
(1727, '487b8a169a', '', 'MattMan Rocks No Doubt About it!'),
(1728, '77e8e2ac2f', 'FG', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1291/Family_Guy_Trivial_Pursuit.html'),
(1729, '8298585e2b', '', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/213/Stewie_Kill_You_Rap.html?autoplay=true'),
(1732, '99c5bcb583', '', 'Great games m8''s we didn''t thought we would get so close to almost win without any practise and not knowing 3 maps LOOOOL we had a great time tnx guys, and a rematch would be great Very Happy'),
(6964, '7164ccb92e', '', 'Welcome to the forum, like Cali said, contact her or myself when you all are ready for a rumble!'),
(1736, '34992090e3', '', 'witch ever way you like it squirell'),
(1737, '3596f71cd2', '', 'LOL F U LOL JK'),
(1740, '4774b759ca', 'Recrutment', 'Sup I was just wondering,  r u still recruting if so email me at bigmoney722@hotmail.com  :D'),
(1742, 'e5e766907f', 'Re: Recrutment', '[quote:e5e766907f="Vash"]Sup I was just wondering,  r u still recruting if so email me at bigmoney722@hotmail.com  :D[/quote:e5e766907f]\r\n\r\n\r\nwell we would need to see you play in our server against us and join us in our teamspeak so we can get to know you.\r\n\r\n\r\nthen we will see :)'),
(1743, '25bd04455c', '', 'think you can make me an avatar image like that?\r\n\r\nuse your imagination.\r\n\r\n\r\nthose are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(1744, '120ae9a55a', '', 'We are currently recruiting. We are in the process of setting up a separate clan. This clan is where all new recruits will start. It is called the {bAd} (Blink And Die) clan. We are mainly creating this clan because we have so many already in the {dFb} clan. If we keep adding people, then people would only be able to play a single map, if they are lucky, in clan matches. However, if you prove yourself to be highly qualified (extremely good), we will then put up a vote for you to join the {dFb}. For now, do what MikeAnime said: Join the UT and TeamSpeak servers, and let us get to know you.\r\n\r\nGood Luck,\r\n\r\n\r\n{dFb}p455w0rd'),
(1745, 'e3ebc61d1f', '{dFb}UltraRifle v4 - I need your input!', 'Ok, I''m going to be adding one, possibly two more crosshairs, and fixing what''s currently broke. If you have any suggestions or requests, post them here. It''s not guaranteed that your request/suggestion will happen, but if it''s reasonable, I do not see why it wouldn''t. This is going to be the final version, so if you want something done, speak now or forever hold your peace.'),
(1746, '6550e9d070', '', 'might need some more input on what''s wrong with current one'),
(1747, '0f06d01d68', '', 'How about shortening the barrel so it''s not sticking out from behind where your hinding?'),
(1748, 'ad414223ce', '', 'Yo JD thanks for stopping by, got you in my MsN. I will be looking for you to set something up!'),
(1749, 'e5f44b293e', '', 'Nocturnal got you in my MsN. I ll get with you and set something up!'),
(1750, 'de8cbe4b03', '', 'I luv u man!!! not in a gay way thought, sorry Matt!'),
(1751, '3abc07e57a', '', 'Having a tattoo arm and a better sound when you shoot'),
(1753, 'a940d85f41', '', 'Here you go mike!\r\n[img:a940d85f41]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i120416540_89632.gif[/img:a940d85f41]\r\n[code:1:a940d85f41]http&#58;//pic.piczo.com/img/i120416540_89632.gif[/code:1:a940d85f41]'),
(1754, '11a479fc12', 'test...123', 'just a test,,,\r\nmatt mad me a sig'),
(1756, '7ccce8c5e7', '', 'Cool sig! Good job Matt. 8)'),
(1757, 'de55427534', '', '[quote:de55427534="jimmyz"]I luv u man!!! not in a gay way thought, sorry Matt![/quote:de55427534]\r\n\r\nThat''s good Jimmy. You wpuldn''t want to piss off Bitch Killer!\r\n\r\nGood work to everybody! :D'),
(1759, '1f2b9f276b', '', 'Geeee that wasn''t planned now was it? Waste of time! :evil:'),
(1760, '822bf65237', '', 'Hope to have a close relationship with you all in the future to. You all  look like a bunch of cool buddy''s.  Greenman where u from???  Canadian fellow are rare lollll The UT community is like no other on the net! I agree with you Postman. It''s like a small family.\r\n\r\nsure that all come back here alot of time to see u guy''s.\r\n\r\nThank''s to all of you to welcome me like that, really appreciated\r\n :D \r\nCya'),
(1761, 'ef18f149c7', '', 'Hi Cali your image are awsome good work :D \r\n\r\n I would like to have i nice one like all of u under my name. But it''s hard to find something that really cool. Im not that good to do nice thing like u. I took my name out of the Aquanox game. If u like to help me getting a nice image and a avatar to, ill really appreciate.  Just let me know if it''s possible and if you have time to do it of course. :wink: \r\n\r\nThanks\r\n\r\nIn french: Merci d''avance pour ton aide. :D'),
(1762, '5305fe7074', '', 'Cali, Two pages for U. You are more popular than Britney Spears here loll It''s a honor to you. Depend on the subject. :P \r\n\r\nJust let me know when god coming down here on earth. lolll\r\n\r\ncya'),
(1763, 'c6fcdd045f', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(1764, '72cc106a45', 'Hey guys and girls', 'Just wanted to let you know, that I always have a great time playing on your server.... :lol:'),
(1797, '817ed6c77c', 'Class Reunions', 'Every ten years, as summertime nears,\r\nAn announcement arrives in the mail,\r\nA reunion is planned; it''ll be really grand;\r\nMake plans to attend without fail.\r\n\r\nI''ll never forget the first time we met;\r\nWe tried so hard to impress.\r\nWe drove fancy cars, smoked big cigars,\r\nAnd wore our most elegant dress.\r\n\r\nIt was quite an affair; the whole class was there.\r\nIt was held at a fancy hotel.\r\nWe wined, and we dined, and we acted refined,\r\nAnd everyone thought it was swell.\r\n\r\nThe men all conversed about who had been first\r\nTo achieve great fortune and fame.\r\nMeanwhile, their spouses described their fine houses\r\nAnd how beautiful their children became.\r\n\r\nThe homecoming queen, who once had been lean,\r\nNow weighed in at one-ninety-six.\r\nThe jocks who were there had all lost their hair,\r\nAnd the cheerleaders could no longer do kicks.\r\n\r\nNo one had heard about the class nerd\r\nWho''d guided a spacecraft to the moon;\r\nOr poor little Jane, who''s always been plain;\r\nShe married a shipping tycoon.\r\n\r\nThe boy we''d decreed "most apt to succeed"\r\nWas serving ten years in the pen,\r\nWhile the one voted "least" now was a priest;\r\nJust shows you can be wrong now and then.\r\n\r\nThey awarded a prize to one of the guys\r\nWho seemed to have aged the least.\r\nAnother was given to the grad who had driven\r\nThe farthest to attend the feast.\r\n\r\nThey took a class picture, a curious mixture\r\nOf beehives, crew cuts and wide ties.\r\nTall, short, or skinny, the style was the mini;\r\nYou never saw so many thighs.\r\n\r\nAt our next get-together, no one cared whether\r\nThey impressed their classmates or not.\r\nThe mood was informal, a whole lot more normal;\r\nBy this time we''d all gone to pot.\r\n\r\nIt was held out-of-doors, at the lake shores;\r\nWe ate hamburgers, coleslaw, and beans.\r\nThen most of us lay around in the shade,\r\nIn our comfortable T-shirts and jeans.\r\n\r\nBy the fortieth year, it was abundantly clear,\r\nWe were definitely over the hill.\r\nThose who weren''t dead had to crawl out of bed,\r\nAnd be home in time for their pill.\r\n\r\nAnd now I can''t wait as they''ve set the date;\r\nOur sixtieth is coming, I''m told.\r\nIt should be a ball, they''ve rented a hall\r\nAt the Shady Rest Home for the old.\r\n\r\nRepairs have been made on my old hearing aid;\r\nMy pacemaker''s been turned up on high.\r\nMy wheelchair is oiled, and my teeth have been boiled;\r\nAnd I''ve bought a new wig and glass eye.\r\n\r\nI''m feeling quite hearty; I''m ready to party,\r\nI''ll dance until dawn''s early light.\r\nIt''ll be lots of fun; and I hope at least one\r\nOther person can make it that night.\r\n\r\nAuthor Unknown'),
(1766, 'e6d1ca260f', '', 'HELLo to the {dfb] clan.. and  I agree with you Night...  sure is fun on there server..never played any of this games style before...you have very intresting server..thanks letting  me have some fun in a different way... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(1767, 'b7eb68c31f', '', 'You dudes are always welcome in our home!! You guys are cool and im glad I meet you.'),
(1768, 'a6207cd0b6', '', 'Hey thats pretty cool Undie :-)'),
(1769, 'c25a075e77', '', 'Hey Dohfigwimee Weoclome to our home! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nA match with ya''ll sounds fun! \r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1770, 'e426f8a013', '', 'Hey Aqua welcome to our home! :-)\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1771, 'caa4a6be72', '', 'Txter''s welcome to our home! :-)\r\n\r\nA match sounds like FUN!! Looking forward to it!\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1772, '87ac4dc28c', '', 'Thats great to hear night and smokie we enjoy having ya join us, your welcome anytime!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(1773, '793914b1cc', '', 'AWESOME!!! Matt is DA man!!\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(1774, '25ab2d0132', '', 'NICE work Undie!!\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz :D'),
(1775, 'c185ec38a9', '', '[quote:c185ec38a9="SoulReaver"]Great games m8''s we didn''t thought we would get so close to almost win without any practise and not knowing 3 maps LOOOOL we had a great time tnx guys, and a rematch would be great Very Happy[/quote:c185ec38a9]\r\n\r\nYah well i guess we each had our disadvantages then eh? All our pings were at least 100 more than normal so yes it was a tough match. :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1777, 'e25ce0ab4c', 'The server dont work', 'The adress for the server dont work i try it a couple off time and the screen stay black ????'),
(1778, '31d61962ce', '', 'Are ya talking about our server Aqua? If so ill see if i cant get someone to help ya.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1780, '1b650c4f52', 'Dear Abby', 'Dear Abby,\r\n\r\n My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he\r\n bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I''m in\r\n a good mood it turns green. When I''m in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking\r\n red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time the asshole will buy me a \r\ndiamond.\r\n\r\n Sincerely,\r\n\r\n Bitch'),
(1781, '9fd5022788', '', 'LMAO Creepy!! Well i guess ya better talk to the hand then eh? LOL J/K :twisted: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(1782, '95282e2132', '', '[quote:95282e2132="poorman"]might need some more input on what''s wrong with current one[/quote:95282e2132]\r\nI need your input for what you want added...not errors...I''ll take care of the errors...but\r\njust fyi: When you view it on the ground, it shows the default UT sniper skin on the gun and when you view someone else holding the gun, it shows the v2.0 skin...'),
(1783, '33de90d1fe', '', 'i dont like mood rings anymore'),
(1784, '9d5c564744', '', '[size=18:9d5c564744]I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! i KNEW IT![/size:9d5c564744]   \r\n\r\n [size=24:9d5c564744]YOUR FUCKIN GAY!!!...../ :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: [/size:9d5c564744]'),
(1786, 'faa7f3f2d6', '', 'UH Sauron that pic is supposed to be in your signature section....lol! You have it for an avatar!'),
(1788, '105db16006', '', 'We have a few canadians in our clan...Their not rare here!  Did You Want One?...lol! We have plenty....LOL! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(1789, '30ab2ba0b2', '', '[img:30ab2ba0b2]http://www.teamfbi.org/forum/images/smiles/utalking2me.gif[/img:30ab2ba0b2]'),
(1790, '450b2f9416', '', '[quote:450b2f9416="Evilone"]Here you go mike!\r\n[img:450b2f9416]http://pic.piczo.com/img/i120416540_89632.gif[/img:450b2f9416]\r\n[code:1:450b2f9416]http&#58;//pic.piczo.com/img/i120416540_89632.gif[/code:1:450b2f9416][/quote:450b2f9416]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nsweet i am useing it :)\r\n\r\n\r\nthanks!!!'),
(8727, 'e903c912f7', '', 'Sorry Bret! Do much Talkin going on!lol'),
(13171, '9a5c3349a2', '', 'no but he was amazing'),
(13172, '0ac5f9b96a', 'thanks everyone', 'Ive decided to leave bAd... this is absolutly nothing personal! things dont seem to be active at all around here and im looking for more action, also i cant improve my game playing here, i am not getting challenged enough by the people here... I will never forget all the people here, this is where i started, all of you have helped me out as much as you can and i will be forever greatful for it.!\r\nYou will for sure see me in the forums everday and i will be on ts probably just as much as i ever was!! but i need to look for greater challenges than what i am getting here!\r\ni dont know what else to say but thanks for everything!!\r\n\r\nbAd tag is already off, and i guess out of the private forums i go lol\r\nill be around though dont worry\r\n\r\nAaron/Necro'),
(8729, 'a75e89fed9', '', 'well lookie here we got ourselves a coupla hotties! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(8731, 'a634404773', '', 'What was for dinner? Thigh or breast meat?  :lol:'),
(13170, '167d3eefd7', 'great job', 'great job bouth tems'),
(8735, 'fa910e8411', '', 'Who was on top?'),
(8738, 'f08b6be77b', '', 'Thanks for stoppin by man !!'),
(1792, 'ef084ff393', '', 'Im not gay, Matt''s the giver and im the receiver.'),
(1793, '3567ca9c16', 'p455w0rdSoft Security Group', 'Well, I haven''t officially opened it yet, but you can still go there and check it out. Register if you have the time. Remember if you register that you have to activate your account from your e-mail. People keep forgetting about this...'),
(1795, 'be6af58397', '', '[quote:be6af58397="Bitch_Killer"]Im not gay, Matt''s the giver and im the receiver.[/quote:be6af58397]\r\n\r\n[size=18:be6af58397]YEAH YEAH AND YOUR POINT IS FAGGOT!!!!!\r\nYOUR THE RECEIVER SO YOURRRRR THE HOMO!!!\r\nDIDN''T YOU KNOW  IT''S BETTER TO GIVE THAN RECEIVE?!?!?!?!?!?[/size:be6af58397]\r\n\r\n[size=28:be6af58397]YOU FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG....LMAO![/size:be6af58397]\r\n\r\nYOU ROPED YOURSELF INTO THAT ONE BITCH...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!'),
(1796, '9127b06e88', '', '[size=24:9127b06e88]HE IS NOT GAY![/size:9127b06e88][size=7:9127b06e88]Yeah Right![/size:9127b06e88]'),
(1799, '9a428308c0', '', 'LOL, I will have my revenge Katana!!!'),
(1800, '6a8fa179e5', '', 'lol dont need to know all of them it''s ok lol'),
(1801, '51d466c765', '', 'ya your server i can not log on it \r\n\r\nThank'),
(1802, '6d8108acb0', '', 'We are running UT99, are you running 99 or 2K4?'),
(4092, '7137440b9b', 'Memo from Santa', 'Memo from Santa: \r\n\r\nI regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the states of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve. \r\n\r\nDue to overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract has been renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies, so keep that in mind! \r\n\r\nHowever, I''m certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us. \r\n\r\nDifferences such as: \r\n\r\n1) There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus because he has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads, "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson." \r\n\r\n2) Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds (or a moon pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn''t smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy. \r\n\r\n3) Bubba Claus'' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin'' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen''s head now overlooks Bubba''s fireplace. \r\n\r\n4) You won''t hear, "on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen" when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead you''ll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliot and Petty". \r\n\r\n5) "Ho, ho, ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" You also are likely to hear Bubba''s elves respond, "I her''d dat!" \r\n\r\n6) As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus'' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words, "Back Off". \r\n\r\n7) The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It''s a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated area. Instead you''ll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other. \r\n\r\nAnd finally, \r\n\r\n8) Bubba Claus doesn''t wear a belt. If I were you, I''d make sure your wife and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree. \r\n\r\nSincerely yours, \r\n\r\nSanta Claus'),
(3873, 'd0f03c9075', '', 'Sounds cool, thanks for posting Ego i''ll be sure to check it out soon..'),
(1804, 'd4456b6490', '', 'ut2K4 mayby that why'),
(1805, '3489f52355', '', 'I think snyper has a copy of UT99 if you want to give it a try!!'),
(1806, '7b78663e95', '', 'ok ill talk to im later \r\n\r\nthanks'),
(1807, '810763dd8e', '', 'Let''s keep this thread rolling!\r\n\r\nCali''s a 5 page  lady. :lol:'),
(1808, 'dfa4fcb098', '', 'What the Fuck is all this shit going  on here?\r\n\r\nWe''ve got kids reading this forum and we don''t need no goddamn bullshit ass-humping swearing going down!\r\n\r\nThis fucking sucks, and ya''ll  better stop this shit!'),
(1809, 'c601003ee3', '', 'You got that right Dead!!!!\r\n\r\nHow many pages is it going to take Cali???????????'),
(1812, 'ea56a7d248', '', '[b:ea56a7d248][color=green:ea56a7d248]Have to say, I fell for it myself [/color:ea56a7d248] :oops: [/b:ea56a7d248]'),
(1813, '08b66a36d8', 'Macho Man', 'Macho Man\r\n\r\n\r\nA typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, lays down the following rules :\r\n"I''ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want, and I don''t expect any hassles from you! \r\n\r\nI expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I''ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my old buddies when I want, and don''t you give me a hard time about it! Those are my rules... any comments?"\r\n\r\nHis new bride responds, "No, that''s fine with me. Just understand one thing: there will be sex here at seven o''clock every night -- whether you''re home or not!"'),
(1935, 'e9ce069cb6', 'These are real examples from real resumes', 'These are real examples from real resumes: \r\n\r\n*Reasons For Leaving Last Job* \r\n\r\n- Responsibility makes me nervous.\r\n- They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn''t work under those conditions.\r\n- Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.\r\n- I was working for my mom until she decided to move.\r\n- The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers.\r\n\r\n*Job Responsibilities*\r\n\r\n- While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.\r\n- I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.\r\n\r\n*Special Requests and Job Objectives*\r\n\r\n- Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.\r\n- My goal is to be a meteorologist.  But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.\r\n- I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant.\r\n\r\n*Physical Disabilities*\r\n\r\n- Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep.\r\n\r\n*Personal Interests*\r\n\r\n- Donating blood. 14 gallons so far.\r\n\r\n*Small Typos That Can Change the Meaning*\r\n\r\n- Education: College, August 1880-May 1984.\r\n- Work Experience:  Dealing with customers'' conflicts that arouse.\r\n- Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget.\r\n- I''m a rabid typist.\r\n- Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation.'),
(1818, '91273adf17', '', 'That''s a good one! lol'),
(1819, '4fc6f6566b', '', 'made me laugh too 8)'),
(1820, '2403ac77da', '', 'LOL...Did you have a fight with the wife Glim... :lol:  :lol:  :D  :D  :)  :)'),
(1821, '02ee31359c', '', '[quote:02ee31359c="Deadman"]Let''s keep this thread rolling!\r\n\r\nCali''s a 5 page  lady. :lol:[/quote:02ee31359c]\r\n\r\n\r\nROTFLMFAO!!! That is so true DM Cali is soo worth it!  :D  :D  :D  :D');
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(1822, '5cded24b83', '', 'Sorry for all  the SHIT TALK bud but this crap isn''t going to fuckin stop,  because some asshole will just come in here just to post some fucked up topic just so he/she can fuckin swear their little god damn heart out! So what the fuck am I supposed to do with these assholes and their fucked up and crappy ways..There are some real dumb ass mother fuckers out there that just love to fuck shit up when its not fuckin needed you know!\r\n\r\nSo to all you fuckers out there \r\n\r\n[size=28:5cded24b83]FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCKS![/size:5cded24b83]\r\n\r\nFor Christ sakes this shit needs to end and thank you DM for bringing this crap to our attention... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(1823, 'ba7cb5e8bc', '', 'Well Bend over you''ll fell better.......LMAO!!!!!'),
(1824, '6b80a160d1', '', 'NO Worries we didn''t either...lol!'),
(1825, 'f9b4977a82', '', 'YUP Sorry to inform you that we are still in the past and playing UT99!!\r\n\r\nSome of us do play UT2k4 but not as a clan!\r\n\r\nI noticed you posting over at the WTF site..If I remember right they didn''t seem to like your posts there...But your more than welcome here..anyone and everyones input is welcome by us!\r\n\r\nPost away and enjoy your reading...Hopefully we''ll see ya on a 2k4 server or maybe our UT99 server! But thats up to you of course!\r\n\r\nBut teamspeak is always there if you just want to talk with us!\r\n\r\nTake Care\r\n\r\nKatana'),
(1826, '96b3bdaf0d', '', 'you''re right still had fun fun lets do it again :D'),
(1829, 'a5907191b9', '', 'Hey'),
(1830, '344017f502', 'YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 WHEN...', 'YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 WHEN... \r\n\r\n1.  You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. \r\n\r\n2.  You haven''t played solitaire with real cards in years. \r\n\r\n3.  You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. \r\n\r\n4.  You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. \r\n\r\n5.  Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don''t have e-mail addresses. \r\n\r\n6.  You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. \r\n\r\n7.  Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. \r\n\r\n8.  Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn''t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic, and you turn around to go and get it. \r\n\r\n10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. \r\n\r\n11.  You start tilting your head sideways to smile.  : ) \r\n\r\n12.  You''re reading this and nodding and laughing. \r\n\r\n13.  Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. \r\n\r\n14.  You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. \r\n\r\n15.  You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn''t a #9 on this list. \r\n\r\nAND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.'),
(1831, 'a32c18a72c', '', 'Hey Hey...lol..Welcome to the site aqua enjoy your stay and get your ass in the game for a few with us!!!'),
(1832, '2fb029b052', '', 'lets set it up u know the routine u pick 3 maps we pick 2 on our server 8 on 8..'),
(1879, 'bc3128f966', '', 'Thanks and no it''s not poorman.  Don''t you be worrying about  how I handle poorman.  Everything''s good, ISN''T IT HONEY!! :!:'),
(1836, '3f73361665', '', 'I 2nd what Katana says your always welcome here:-) and hopefully ya will come play some ut99 with us sometime.   \r\n\r\nCali'),
(1844, 'dcf45d2e89', '', '[quote:dcf45d2e89="Anonymous"]you''re right still had fun fun lets do it again :D[/quote:dcf45d2e89]\r\n\r\nDefinately Im game for that!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1881, '6d439a8811', '', 'yes dear'),
(1850, '0f13cfd616', 'GO WHITE BOY!', 'http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2474/Go_White_Boy.html'),
(1858, 'd716af82bf', '', 'Git-R-Done'),
(1859, 'faaad6c289', '', 'If i cant get the game why not it''s will be a pleasure to play with u guy''s and girl of course. loll Just give me the adress of team speak so i cant come to say hi to all off u.'),
(1860, '7282e9600c', '', 'sorry i dindnt put my name it me the message before lolll'),
(1861, '7b01e3e791', '', 'I would like to but i only have ut2k4 not ut99 ill try to get  the game one days and play with u guy''s :)'),
(1863, '9f4ee5621f', '', 'Just go to the front page and click on the channel where we all are and TS will start up for you.'),
(1864, '73dfb833f9', '', 'OK good thx Bitch_killer :D'),
(1867, '77374c622d', '', 'Sounds good, let''s do it!'),
(1870, 'e3a80c2747', '', 'Ohhhhh...\r\n\r\nSo now we know why Glimmer is always late to practice.\r\n\r\nHe''s got sex scheduled at 7:00 so he can''t log in until 7:0[b:e3a80c2747]2[/b:e3a80c2747]!'),
(1872, 'dc7de5b7c1', '', 'Good one Dead, LMAO\r\n\r\nNice sig DK!!! Is that Poorman your holding????'),
(1883, 'a3704ecf6f', '', 'LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(1885, '654887a15d', 'just testing new image', 'hows it look?'),
(1886, '797c308eb2', 'wow', 'niccccceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee\r\nvery coool'),
(1888, '0fd197c343', 'sexy', 'hey cali u look sexy as allweys'),
(1889, '612c050e82', '', 'Now that''s the way to crack that whip DK...LMFAO&gt;&gt;hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! :lol:  :lol:  :D  :D'),
(1893, '452d3b1f48', '', 'Oh yeah she is very sexy!'),
(1894, '5ba9f1f25e', 'SAURON', 'Hey Bud practise is usually on a friday so if your able to make it its usually around 6:p.m. pst but I think your in bed still at that time!\r\n\r\nBut if you can that would be great and if not well we can go over a few things when your able to get on the server!\r\n\r\nTake Care Bud\r\n\r\nKatana'),
(1897, '25ad3bb703', '', 'Sorry Aaron but you just seemed lik the perfect canidate for this video...lol!'),
(1900, 'd81904d6e2', 'i''ll try', 'hey\r\nyou guys know i''m far far far far far away lol\r\nand 6 pm your time is somthing like +6-7 hours :) if it is on friday there is a chance it''s o.k becouse somtime i''m free of going out on friday night...\r\nstudies will be starting soon so i go back to the college i don''t knopw how much time i''ll have to play!!! but i know i will do my bast to got to the computer room and b in touch...see what is going on here....\r\nthis time i really wonna be an active part in the clan :)\r\nyour guy in the middel east lol  :P \r\nanyway i''m i''m around\r\nblink...you die...and if u blink at least lower your head....{bAd}Sauron is BACKKKKKKKK'),
(2051, 'bd32886664', '', '[quote:bd32886664="GreenMan"]I think that you need to start an geek thread for this stuff. Or type it out in ENGLISH![/quote:bd32886664]\r\nFirst of all, I think you need to learn Ennglish yourself. "an geek" - The word geek starts with a consonant not a vowel and therefore should be preceeded with "a" not "an"...\r\n\r\nLoL...I could have defintely explained it with a lot more complexity. I was trying to explain it to where everyone would understand it...I''ll try to add a little info.\r\n\r\nOK...let me start off simple...\r\n\r\nThe are 8 bits in one byte. One character equals one byte so the letter "A" is one byte or 8 bits. This is the same for all 256 characters such as "F" or "c" or any lettre symbol/character that you find on your keyboard. The list of characters starts with 0 not 1, so if there are 256 characters, the list would be from 0-255, 0 being the first character. the first 32 (0-31) characters are considered to be "special" characters. These show up as either nothing or little square blocks in most browsers. Characters 32-126 (actually being the 33rd to the 127th) are the standard symbols found on your keyboard. 32 is the space character. 33 is the exclamation point. And so on. Here is a table for reference:\r\n\r\nChar # Hex# Value\r\n-----------------------\r\n  32 0020 SPACE \r\n! 33 0021 EXCLAMATION MARK \r\n" 34 0022 QUOTATION MARK   (entity name is &amp;quot;) \r\n# 35 0023 NUMBER SIGN \r\n$ 36 0024 DOLLAR SIGN \r\n% 37 0025 PERCENT SIGN \r\n&amp; 38 0026 AMPERSAND   (entity name is &amp;amp;) \r\n'' 39 0027 APOSTROPHE \r\n( 40 0028 LEFT PARENTHESIS \r\n) 41 0029 RIGHT PARENTHESIS \r\n* 42 002A ASTERISK \r\n+ 43 002B PLUS SIGN \r\n, 44 002C COMMA \r\n- 45 002D HYPHEN-MINUS \r\n. 46 002E FULL STOP \r\n/ 47 002F SOLIDUS \r\n0 48 0030 DIGIT ZERO \r\n1 49 0031 DIGIT ONE \r\n2 50 0032 DIGIT TWO \r\n3 51 0033 DIGIT THREE \r\n4 52 0034 DIGIT FOUR \r\n5 53 0035 DIGIT FIVE \r\n6 54 0036 DIGIT SIX \r\n7 55 0037 DIGIT SEVEN \r\n8 56 0038 DIGIT EIGHT \r\n9 57 0039 DIGIT NINE \r\n: 58 003A COLON \r\n; 59 003B SEMICOLON \r\n&lt; 60 003C LESS-THAN SIGN   (entity name is &amp;lt;) \r\n= 61 003D EQUALS SIGN \r\n&gt; 62 003E GREATER-THAN SIGN   (entity name is &amp;gt;) \r\n? 63 003F QUESTION MARK \r\n@ 64 0040 COMMERCIAL AT \r\nA 65 0041 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A \r\nB 66 0042 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER B \r\nC 67 0043 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER C \r\nD 68 0044 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER D \r\nE 69 0045 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E \r\nF 70 0046 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER F \r\nG 71 0047 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER G \r\nH 72 0048 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER H \r\nI 73 0049 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I \r\nJ 74 004A LATIN CAPITAL LETTER J \r\nK 75 004B LATIN CAPITAL LETTER K \r\nL 76 004C LATIN CAPITAL LETTER L \r\nM 77 004D LATIN CAPITAL LETTER M \r\nN 78 004E LATIN CAPITAL LETTER N \r\nO 79 004F LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O \r\nP 80 0050 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER P \r\nQ 81 0051 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Q \r\nR 82 0052 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER R \r\nS 83 0053 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER S \r\nT 84 0054 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER T \r\nU 85 0055 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U \r\nV 86 0056 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER V \r\nW 87 0057 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER W \r\nX 88 0058 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER X \r\nY 89 0059 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Y \r\nZ 90 005A LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Z \r\n[ 91 005B LEFT SQUARE BRACKET \r\n\\ 92 005C REVERSE SOLIDUS \r\n] 93 005D RIGHT SQUARE BRACKET \r\n^ 94 005E CIRCUMFLEX ACCENT \r\n_ 95 005F LOW LINE \r\n` 96 0060 GRAVE ACCENT \r\na 97 0061 LATIN SMALL LETTER A \r\nb 98 0062 LATIN SMALL LETTER B \r\nc 99 0063 LATIN SMALL LETTER C \r\nd 100 0064 LATIN SMALL LETTER D \r\ne 101 0065 LATIN SMALL LETTER E \r\nf 102 0066 LATIN SMALL LETTER F \r\ng 103 0067 LATIN SMALL LETTER G \r\nh 104 0068 LATIN SMALL LETTER H \r\ni 105 0069 LATIN SMALL LETTER I \r\nj 106 006A LATIN SMALL LETTER J \r\nk 107 006B LATIN SMALL LETTER K \r\nl 108 006C LATIN SMALL LETTER L \r\nm 109 006D LATIN SMALL LETTER M \r\nn 110 006E LATIN SMALL LETTER N \r\no 111 006F LATIN SMALL LETTER O \r\np 112 0070 LATIN SMALL LETTER P \r\nq 113 0071 LATIN SMALL LETTER Q \r\nr 114 0072 LATIN SMALL LETTER R \r\ns 115 0073 LATIN SMALL LETTER S \r\nt 116 0074 LATIN SMALL LETTER T \r\nu 117 0075 LATIN SMALL LETTER U \r\nv 118 0076 LATIN SMALL LETTER V \r\nw 119 0077 LATIN SMALL LETTER W \r\nx 120 0078 LATIN SMALL LETTER X \r\ny 121 0079 LATIN SMALL LETTER Y \r\nz 122 007A LATIN SMALL LETTER Z \r\n{ 123 007B LEFT CURLY BRACKET \r\n| 124 007C VERTICAL LINE \r\n} 125 007D RIGHT CURLY BRACKET \r\n~ 126 007E TILDE\r\n\r\nFor now, don''t pay any attention to the Hex #''s (like 007E for tilde this is hexadecimal and another subject). All these numbers (0-126) are the decimal values for each character. After 126 comes even more special characters for example this " " might look like a space. But it''s not. Space is character 32. This " " is the 160th character. The main difference is that most programs take all the spaces (32) and shrink them down to a single space. Whereas most don''t do this for the 160th character. So if I were to hit the space bar five times, it would most likely show up as one space. If I were to place five of the 160th character in a row, it would look like 5 individual "spaces". Example:\r\n\r\n      - 5 spaces\r\n      - 5 160th character\r\nThe 160th character is known as a "non-breaking space". If you know html, you''ve probably used the "&amp;nbsp;" control code before or at least seen it. That is this character...\r\n\r\nOther of the special characters above 126 include "¡" the "upside-down exclamation point" which is number 161 and "¿" the "updise-down question mark" which is number 191. Every key on the jeyboard has a character value which is one byte long. So hitting "enter" or "return" is actually just like typing the letter "k" (or any other character).\r\nIt is one byte (8 bits) long. It is up to programs, in most cases the operating system, how to interperate this character. Windows interperates it as a new line.\r\nHere is a list of special codes above 126 (127-255) (remember to just pay attention to the 1st number number...\r\n\r\nChar # Hex# Value\r\n--------------------------\r\n 127 007F &lt;control&gt; (same as hitting the ctrl key)\r\n€ 128 0080   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - euro sign; MacRoman - A diaeresis] \r\n 129 0081   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - A ring above] \r\n‚ 130 0082   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - single low-9 quotation mark; MacRoman - C cedilla] \r\nƒ 131 0083   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - f with hook; MacRoman - E acute] \r\n„ 132 0084   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - double low-9 quotation mark; MacRoman - N tilde] \r\n… 133 0085   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - horizontal ellipsis; MacRoman - O diaeresis] \r\n† 134 0086   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - dagger; MacRoman - U diaeresis] \r\n‡ 135 0087   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - double dagger; MacRoman - a acute] \r\nˆ 136 0088   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - modifier letter circumflex accent; MacRoman - a grave] \r\n‰ 137 0089   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - per mille sign; MacRoman - a circumflex] \r\nŠ 138 008A   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - S caron; MacRoman - a diaeresis] \r\n‹ 139 008B   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - single left-pointing angle quotation mark; MacRoman - a tilde] \r\nŒ 140 008C   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - OE ligature; MacRoman - a ring above] \r\n 141 008D   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - c cedilla] \r\nŽ 142 008E   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - Z caron; MacRoman - e acute] \r\n 143 008F   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - e grave] \r\n 144 0090   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - e circumflex] \r\n‘ 145 0091   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - left single quotation mark; MacRoman - e diaeresis] \r\n’ 146 0092   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - right single quotation mark; MacRoman - i acute] \r\n“ 147 0093   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - left double quotation mark; MacRoman - i grave] \r\n” 148 0094   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - right double quotation mark; MacRoman - i circumflex] \r\n• 149 0095   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - bullet; MacRoman - i diaeresis] \r\n– 150 0096   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - en dash; MacRoman - n tilde] \r\n— 151 0097   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - em dash; MacRoman - o acute] \r\n˜ 152 0098   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - small tilde; MacRoman - o grave] \r\n™ 153 0099   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - trade mark sign; MacRoman - o circumflex] \r\nš 154 009A   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - s caron; MacRoman - o diaeresis] \r\n› 155 009B   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - single right-pointing angle quotation mark; MacRoman - o tilde] \r\nœ 156 009C   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - oe ligature; MacRoman - u acute] \r\n 157 009D   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - u grave] \r\nž 158 009E   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - z caron; MacRoman - u circumflex] \r\nŸ 159 009F   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - Y diaeresis; MacRoman - u diaeresis] \r\n  160 00A0 &amp;nbsp; NO-BREAK SPACE \r\n¡ 161 00A1 &amp;iexcl; INVERTED EXCLAMATION MARK \r\n¢ 162 00A2 &amp;cent; CENT SIGN \r\n£ 163 00A3 &amp;pound; POUND SIGN   [lira sign is &#8356; - &#8356;] \r\n¤ 164 00A4 &amp;curren; CURRENCY SIGN \r\n¥ 165 00A5 &amp;yen; YEN SIGN \r\n¦ 166 00A6 &amp;brvbar; BROKEN BAR \r\n§ 167 00A7 &amp;sect; SECTION SIGN \r\n¨ 168 00A8 &amp;uml; DIAERESIS \r\n© 169 00A9 &amp;copy; COPYRIGHT SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\nª 170 00AA &amp;ordf; FEMININE ORDINAL INDICATOR \r\n« 171 00AB &amp;laquo; LEFT-POINTING DOUBLE ANGLE QUOTATION MARK \r\n¬ 172 00AC &amp;not; NOT SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\n­ 173 00AD &amp;shy; SOFT HYPHEN \r\n® 174 00AE &amp;reg; REGISTERED SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\n¯ 175 00AF &amp;macr; MACRON \r\n° 176 00B0 &amp;deg; DEGREE SIGN \r\n± 177 00B1 &amp;plusmn; PLUS-MINUS SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\n² 178 00B2 &amp;sup2; SUPERSCRIPT TWO \r\n³ 179 00B3 &amp;sup3; SUPERSCRIPT THREE \r\n´ 180 00B4 &amp;acute; ACUTE ACCENT \r\nµ 181 00B5 &amp;micro; MICRO SIGN \r\n¶ 182 00B6 &amp;para; PILCROW SIGN \r\n· 183 00B7 &amp;middot; MIDDLE DOT \r\n¸ 184 00B8 &amp;cedil; CEDILLA \r\n¹ 185 00B9 &amp;sup1; SUPERSCRIPT ONE \r\nº 186 00BA &amp;ordm; MASCULINE ORDINAL INDICATOR \r\n» 187 00BB &amp;raquo; RIGHT-POINTING DOUBLE ANGLE QUOTATION MARK \r\n¼ 188 00BC &amp;frac14; VULGAR FRACTION ONE QUARTER \r\n½ 189 00BD &amp;frac12; VULGAR FRACTION ONE HALF \r\n¾ 190 00BE &amp;frac34; VULGAR FRACTION THREE QUARTERS \r\n¿ 191 00BF &amp;iquest; INVERTED QUESTION MARK \r\nÀ 192 00C0 &amp;Agrave; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH GRAVE \r\nÁ 193 00C1 &amp;Aacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH ACUTE \r\nÂ 194 00C2 &amp;Acirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nÃ 195 00C3 &amp;Atilde; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH TILDE \r\nÄ 196 00C4 &amp;Auml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH DIAERESIS  \r\nÅ 197 00C5 &amp;Aring; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH RING ABOVE \r\nÆ 198 00C6 &amp;AElig; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER AE \r\nÇ 199 00C7 &amp;Ccedil; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER C WITH CEDILLA \r\nÈ 200 00C8 &amp;Egrave; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E WITH GRAVE \r\nÉ 201 00C9 &amp;Eacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E WITH ACUTE \r\nÊ 202 00CA &amp;Ecirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nË 203 00CB &amp;Euml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E WITH DIAERESIS \r\nÌ 204 00CC &amp;Igrave; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH GRAVE \r\nÍ 205 00CD &amp;Iacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH ACUTE \r\nÎ 206 00CE &amp;Icirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nÏ 207 00CF &amp;Iuml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH DIAERESIS \r\nÐ 208 00D0 &amp;ETH; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER ETH \r\nÑ 209 00D1 &amp;Ntilde; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER N WITH TILDE \r\nÒ 210 00D2 &amp;Ograve; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH GRAVE \r\nÓ 211 00D3 &amp;Oacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH ACUTE \r\nÔ 212 00D4 &amp;Ocirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nÕ 213 00D5 &amp;Otilde; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH TILDE \r\nÖ 214 00D6 &amp;Ouml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH DIAERESIS \r\n× 215 00D7 &amp;times; MULTIPLICATION SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\nØ 216 00D8 &amp;Oslash; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH STROKE \r\nÙ 217 00D9 &amp;Ugrave; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U WITH GRAVE \r\nÚ 218 00DA &amp;Uacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U WITH ACUTE \r\nÛ 219 00DB &amp;Ucirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nÜ 220 00DC &amp;Uuml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U WITH DIAERESIS \r\nÝ 221 00DD &amp;Yacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Y WITH ACUTE \r\nÞ 222 00DE &amp;THORN; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER THORN \r\nß 223 00DF &amp;szlig; LATIN SMALL LETTER SHARP S \r\nà 224 00E0 &amp;agrave; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH GRAVE \r\ná 225 00E1 &amp;aacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH ACUTE  \r\nâ 226 00E2 &amp;acirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nã 227 00E3 &amp;atilde; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH TILDE \r\nä 228 00E4 &amp;auml; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH DIAERESIS \r\nå 229 00E5 &amp;aring; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH RING ABOVE \r\næ 230 00E6 &amp;aelig; LATIN SMALL LETTER AE \r\nç 231 00E7 &amp;ccedil; LATIN SMALL LETTER C WITH CEDILLA \r\nè 232 00E8 &amp;egrave; LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH GRAVE \r\né 233 00E9 &amp;eacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH ACUTE \r\nê 234 00EA &amp;ecirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\në 235 00EB &amp;euml; LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH DIAERESIS \r\nì 236 00EC &amp;igrave; LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH GRAVE \r\ní 237 00ED &amp;iacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH ACUTE \r\nî 238 00EE &amp;icirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nï 239 00EF &amp;iuml; LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH DIAERESIS \r\nð 240 00F0 &amp;eth; LATIN SMALL LETTER ETH \r\nñ 241 00F1 &amp;ntilde; LATIN SMALL LETTER N WITH TILDE \r\nò 242 00F2 &amp;ograve; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH GRAVE \r\nó 243 00F3 &amp;oacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH ACUTE \r\nô 244 00F4 &amp;ocirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nõ 245 00F5 &amp;otilde; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH TILDE \r\nö 246 00F6 &amp;ouml; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH DIAERESIS \r\n÷ 247 00F7 &amp;divide; DIVISION SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\nø 248 00F8 &amp;oslash; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH STROKE \r\nù 249 00F9 &amp;ugrave; LATIN SMALL LETTER U WITH GRAVE \r\nú 250 00FA &amp;uacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER U WITH ACUTE \r\nû 251 00FB &amp;ucirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER U WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nü 252 00FC &amp;uuml; LATIN SMALL LETTER U WITH DIAERESIS \r\ný 253 00FD &amp;yacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER Y WITH ACUTE \r\nþ 254 00FE &amp;thorn; LATIN SMALL LETTER THORN \r\nÿ 255 00FF &amp;yuml; LATIN SMALL LETTER Y WITH DIAERESIS\r\n\r\nEach of these characters have a binary value. 8-bit binary starts at 00000000 and ends with 11111111. There are 256 possible combinations of 1''s and 0''s in this format.\r\nHere are some examples to give you an idea:\r\n\r\n00000000 = 0\r\n00000001 = 1\r\n00000010 = 2\r\n00000011 = 3\r\n00000100 = 4\r\n00000101 = 5\r\n00000111 = 6\r\n...\r\n00100000 = 32 (which would be the 32nd character, a space)\r\n...\r\n01000001 = 65 (which would be the 65th character, the capital "A")\r\n\r\n11111111 = 256 (which would be the 256th character, the LATIN SMALL LETTER Y WITH DIAERESIS or "ÿ")\r\n\r\nIf you still don''t understand, perhaps I''ll write more later....'),
(1910, 'ced6e1636c', '', 'gj on the image...PS or PSP?\r\n\r\nEdit: dammit, now my sig ian''t working...'),
(1911, '98cf7aa799', 'block test', 'testing'),
(1912, '14f863bf6c', 'block test2', 'test'),
(1913, 'a6b0b2fa6f', 'yo yo yo test', 'block test 3'),
(1920, '63f5e85901', '', '[b:63f5e85901][color=green:63f5e85901]Oh my gosh  8O  8O  8O \r\nThat was soo bad , Unfortunately, my 6 year old was in the room when I watched that one  :oops:  :oops: \r\nShe was saying , " Whats that Nasty Man doing ."  :twisted:  :twisted: [/color:63f5e85901][/b:63f5e85901]'),
(1927, '75cc098745', '', 'LOL thanx guys! &lt;blush&gt;\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz\r\n\r\n\r\nPS. Password COOL Image on your siggie I Like I like!! :-)'),
(1929, '64ba8d7fb4', 'testing sig', ':D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(1931, 'cb3a1c4370', '', '[quote:cb3a1c4370="aqua"]Hi Cali your image are awsome good work :D \r\n\r\n I would like to have i nice one like all of u under my name. But it''s hard to find something that really cool. Im not that good to do nice thing like u. I took my name out of the Aquanox game. If u like to help me getting a nice image and a avatar to, ill really appreciate.  Just let me know if it''s possible and if you have time to do it of course. :wink: \r\n\r\nThanks\r\n\r\nIn french: Merci d''avance pour ton aide. :D[/quote:cb3a1c4370]\r\n\r\nSure thang Aqua Id be happy to make ya somethang for your sig :-) \r\nLemme look around for an image and you do the same if ya find one ya like post the url or the page ya found it on and we''ll go from there. Also how do you want your name? Like do you want your clan tag in front of it or just aqua I can add any text like your servers ip or your clans website url or both whatever ya like. \r\n\r\nPS. Thanx for the the compliment...made my day!! :D \r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(1932, '22e841aa96', 'look great', 'hey matt cali evilon katana....\r\nmy avtat looks great....i love that thanks\r\nsauron'),
(1936, '37bd63ef45', 'Quotes', 'Quotes\r\n\r\n* Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you\r\nshould have remained a virgin."\r\n---Lillian Carter\r\n\r\n* I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not\r\npleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but\r\nfine against a wall."\r\n---Eleanor Roosevelt\r\n\r\n* Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I\r\nhave since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that\r\nstatement.\r\n---Mark Twain\r\n\r\n* The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good\r\nending; and to have the two as close together as possible.\r\n---George Burns\r\n\r\n* Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.\r\n---Victor Borge\r\n\r\n* Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.\r\n---Mark Twain\r\n\r\n* What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.\r\n---Mark Twain\r\n\r\n* By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll become happy; if you\r\nget a bad one, you''ll become a philosopher.\r\n---Socrates\r\n\r\n* I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.\r\n---Groucho Marx\r\n\r\n* My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she\r\nstops to breathe.\r\n---Jimmy Durante\r\n\r\n* The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and\r\nkindness can be trained to do most things.\r\n---Jilly Cooper\r\n\r\n* I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.\r\n---Zsa Zsa Gabor\r\n\r\n* Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food\r\ngroups: ..alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.\r\n---Alex Levine\r\n\r\n* Don''t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you\r\nnothing. It was here first.\r\n---Mark Twain\r\n\r\n* My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.\r\n---Ed Furgol\r\n\r\n* Money can''t buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant\r\nform of misery.\r\n---Spike Milligan\r\n\r\n* What''s the use of happiness? It can''t buy you money.\r\n---Henny Youngman\r\n\r\n* Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was ''Shut Up.''\r\n---Joe Namath\r\n\r\n* Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.\r\n---Herbert Henry Asquith\r\n\r\n* I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.\r\n---WC. Fields\r\n\r\n* We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way\r\nthrough Congress.\r\n---Will Rogers\r\n\r\n* Don''t worry about avoiding temptation...as you grow older, it will avoid\r\nyou.\r\n---Winston Churchill\r\n\r\n* The cardiologist''s diet: If it tastes good spit it out.\r\n---Unknown\r\n\r\n* By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step; he''s too old to go\r\nanywhere.\r\n---Billy Crystal'),
(64794, '66594ba908', '', 'I like most of the maps you just posted, except for one or two but i will play whatever'),
(60733, 'e916a0a73c', '', 'Money As Debt\r\n47:07 - 2 years ago \r\n<center>\r\n<embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-2550156453790090544&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=true" width="640" height="480" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed>\r\n</center>\r\nhttp://movies.nytimes.com/2008/12/03/movies/03end.html - there''s a review of a video I haven''t been able to find a full streaming version of yet.  More good stuff :)'),
(16174, '7e79fa044f', '', 'Thats Bitch holes department.. He''s been slacking!!!'),
(16175, '56f0ee9afc', 'Hello', 'Hey Guys and Gals,\r\n\r\nHaven''t been here in a while so I thought I would stop in and say Hello.\r\nHope everything is going Ok and everyone had a safe weekend.\r\nHope to see some of you on the server sometime for a few headshots.\r\nStop by when you get a chance.\r\nYou have a nice home here. Come in a visit ours sometime.\r\nGood to see you all again.\r\nCatch you later.\r\n\r\n[sSs]WolfBlade'),
(16176, '45be42cfd4', '', 'Kick ass buddy, im proud of you man!!! Git er done.'),
(1939, '00c906e570', 'Would hate to have this job.', 'http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=332\r\n\r\nfound this on die16 site lmao'),
(1940, '8e71fed95a', '', 'LOL I wasn''t expecting that!   :lol:  :D  :lol:  :D  :lol:  :D  8O'),
(1941, 'f4b2ac57cf', '', 'I once received an application from a lady who worked at Toys R us doing midnight\r\nstock.  Unfortunately, she wrote her position down as a "Night Stalker"! 8O(cue Psycho\r\nslasher sounds) :lol:'),
(1942, 'c7f596db48', '', 'good! :lol:'),
(61959, 'a8809de3d5', '', 'Well atm...\r\nPentium D 3.4 GHz\r\n5GB DDR2 RAM (would be 6, but some-fucking-how I managed to bend like 12 DIMM pins)\r\nEVGA GeForce 9300 mobo with onboard VGA/DVI/HDMI (I don''t know the onboard gfx type..it''s disabled)\r\nATI Radeon HD 4670 PCI-E GFX (1GB vram) (VGA/DVI/HDMI)\r\n2xMaxtor 250GB HDD\r\n1x320 Maxtor 320GB HDD\r\nSamsung DVD+/-RW\r\nMulticard reader replaced 3 1/2 floppy\r\nUSB 320mbps WiFi\r\nHauppauge PCI TV Tuner (I have a cable box hooked up..so only need it for 1 channel)\r\n550w PSU\r\nSaitek Eclipse III 3-color backlit keyboard\r\nP.O.S. worst mouse in the world made by company called ''frisby''. Is really good for pics though..lol\r\n\r\nDisplays:\r\nMain: 23&quot; LG 1080p\r\nSecond: 17&quot; Hyundai flat panel @ 1280x1024 (It sits on a 1/2&quot; thick cookbook which pretty much aligns everything)\r\n\r\nI haven''t taken pics in a while...I''ll take some in a bit n post ''em.'),
(1944, '96406be4dc', 'FALL CLASSES FOR MEN', 'FALL CLASSES FOR MEN\r\nAT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS\r\n\r\nREGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY   October 31st\r\n\r\n\r\nNOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL\r\nOF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.\r\n\r\n\r\nClass 1\r\nHow To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.\r\nMeets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.\r\n\r\nClass 2\r\nThe Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?\r\nRound Table Discussion.\r\nMeets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.\r\n\r\nClass 3\r\nIs It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and\r\nAvoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.\r\nMeets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.\r\n\r\n\r\nClass 4\r\nFundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---\r\nPictures and Explanatory Graphics.\r\nMeets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.\r\n\r\nClass 5\r\nAfter Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?\r\nExamples on Video.\r\nMeets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning\r\nat 7:00 PM\r\n\r\nClass 6\r\nLoss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.\r\nHelp Line Support and Support Groups.\r\nMeets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM\r\n\r\nClass 7\r\nLearning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places\r\nAnd Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.\r\nOpen Forum.\r\nMonday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.\r\n\r\nClass 8\r\nHealth Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.\r\nGraphics and Audio Tapes.\r\nThree nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.\r\n\r\nClass 9\r\nReal Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.\r\nTuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.\r\n\r\nClass 10\r\nIs It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?\r\nDriving Simulations.\r\n4 weeks, Saturday''s noon, 2 hours. \r\n\r\nClass 11\r\nLearning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.\r\nOnline Classes and role-playing.\r\nTuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined\r\n\r\nClass 12\r\nHow to be the Ideal Shopping Companion\r\nRelaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.\r\nMeets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.\r\n\r\nClass 13\r\nHow to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You''re Going To Be Late.\r\nCerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.\r\nThree nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. \r\n\r\nClass 14\r\nThe Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.\r\nLive Demonstration.\r\nTuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.\r\n\r\nUpon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------'),
(1947, '9e5e7a7714', 'not going to see me for bout a week', 'im going to be away from the computer for bout a week cause im not allowed (school work) cya!'),
(1948, 'b23c83fbc6', '', 'you worded that wrong...but it sucks you''re grounded or w/e...just get on after your parents go to sleep..:P'),
(1950, 'e0e4e06766', '', 'Because his Father is much smarter than he is!!!!!'),
(1951, '6450d2fac5', '', 'lmao'),
(1952, 'bf7379377f', '', 'yay no more |3!T (}{ing from Evil!!!!!!!!lol JK'),
(1953, '312389f5b5', 'Re: not going to see me for bout a week', '[quote:312389f5b5="Evilone"]im going to be away from the computer for bout a week cause im not allowed (school work) cya![/quote:312389f5b5] \r\noh yeah and why wouldn''t you be able to go on after school lol'),
(1957, '6468d56007', '', 'Hi  Cali \r\n\r\nHappy if a made your day :D \r\n\r\nFor my sig, Put my Clan tag {MIRT} and the meaning of hit "Masters In Revolutionary Tactics"  and my name Aqua it will be nice. Like on your.  OK ill try to find a image on my side.  \r\n\r\nNice to u , i appreciate your help. [img:6468d56007]http://users.skynet.be/msn02/emoticone/emoticone0033.gif[/img:6468d56007]\r\n\r\nhere some pic:  \r\n[url]http://www.3dshop.com/Gallery/SCI-FI/720S.jpg[/url]\r\n[url]http://spellforce.jowood.com/sf2/downloads/SpellForce2_SW_1_1024.jpg[/url]\r\n\r\nor do something that u will create for me, thet it''s gone be unique :D \r\n\r\nJe te remercie d''avance  :wink:'),
(1959, '748e689ed3', '', '[quote:748e689ed3="the_w0rd"]you worded that wrong...but it sucks you''re grounded or w/e...just get on after your parents go to sleep..:P[/quote:748e689ed3]\r\n\r\nNot going to work. I''m friends with his family and I''ll ratt him out! Sorry Brandon. :lol:'),
(1967, '3797c8c02f', '', 'Bull$}{!T you didn''t draw that lol my brother can draw better X|)'),
(1968, '9c3172a4a8', '', '[size=24:9c3172a4a8][/size:9c3172a4a8]you are in trouble hahahahahahahahaha!~!!~!~!~!~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![color=darkred:9c3172a4a8][/color:9c3172a4a8]'),
(1974, 'add41278cd', '', '[quote:add41278cd="Katana"]Hey guys and gals I noticed that our beloved Bubbles doesn''t have a sig or avatar yet...I noticed that Evilone had a couple up...Did you like those Bubbles or where you looking for something esle..If soo you might want to post an Idea for these helpful peeps here!\r\n\r\nAnd Our Old Friend Sauron would like one aswell!\r\n\r\nDamn a line is forming...lol[/quote:add41278cd]\r\n  Hey people! Sorry for not replying sooner but i''ve been away for a bit, and had some not so fun things going on in my life lately. But i think i''m back, and am ready! I apologize to evilone for not aknowledging the work he did for me, it looks awesome, but the name Bubbles refers to a tv charecter, i just cant find many pics that relate! When i do find one, I''ll get EO to do it up! Thanks again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D'),
(1975, '2600b97c90', '', ':?  Dont worry too much about it little dude, we''ve all been there at some time!!! Take it like a man! i still get grounded sometimes!'),
(1976, '49f788364a', '***PRACTICE*** Friday Oct. 14th', 'Ok everyone, we have a match coming up on the 23rd we need to get in some good practice as we are going up against some good players!\r\n\r\n\r\n6pm PST (8pm CST 9 EST) \r\n\r\n\r\nSee ya there!'),
(1977, '0c9d2c1b8b', '', 'I''m there'),
(1978, 'deeeb17723', '', 'Sorry, I can''t make this one at 9.  I have to work.  But I will be on as soon as I get home. :('),
(1979, 'c2b49131f6', '', 'Hey Bubbles welcome back and noworries about not being around we''re sure you have a good reason and no need to tell us either just happy your back!'),
(1980, '9928536630', '', 'Well take your punishment like a little man and just be patiant and we''ll see ya when you get back!'),
(1981, '52317cf624', '', 'Thank You all for your support!\r\nI have to say I can feel the love. :)\r\nSeriously it is hard to find a good group of people to call friends.\r\nOKAY now I have to regain that normal bad ass attitude I normally have :twisted: \r\nCan''t Look soft in front of the ladies. lol, lol.....\r\nI appreciate all the help and support the {dFb} has lended and shown. \r\nWe are taking off and becoming a strong ut2004 clan.\r\nWe will have our first FN ladder match this Sunday, the only problem is that it is against one of the vetren teams in UT2K4. The team won the championship last year.\r\nBut that does not stall me, i feel that with good team work and my arrogance we will prove ourselves as a elite and deathly sniper clan. :twisted: \r\n\r\nUPDATE!!!!!!\r\nI have UT99 installed and have been playin it!\r\nIts a little different, but is very fun.\r\nI''ll have to catch ya around. :twisted:'),
(1982, '9e5c7bc94c', '', '[quote:9e5c7bc94c="aqua"]I would like to but i only have ut2k4 not ut99 ill try to get  the game one days and play with u guy''s :)[/quote:9e5c7bc94c]\r\n\r\nOkay guys and gals  I would send him one through msn, but i''ll end up fucking it up. Could someone do me the favor? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.... lol... :twisted:'),
(1983, 'b45e197c2c', '', 'Patience is a virtue. Take it with grace and show no resentment. That way your captors will see the punishment does not fit the crime, young sire.\r\n\r\nIN OTHER WORDS\r\nIf they don''t cya sweat, they will chosse a different punishment next time. \r\nTRUST ME!'),
(1984, 'e0a67c3130', 'question???', 'hey...\r\npractice is only for {dfb}?\r\nand i''ll try to be there it''s a hard to be there with the time dif...\r\ni''ll do my best\r\nc ya :P  :P  :P'),
(1985, '91f22b3bbf', 'cool', 'thanks....\r\nu should come again to play....c ya on the game'),
(1988, '3bffca7057', 'Words of Wisom Acquired through Experience', 'Wisdom acquired through experience\r\n\r\n"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you\r\nleast expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what''s left of\r\nyour unit."\r\n- Army''s magazine of preventive maintenance.\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Aim towards the Enemy."\r\n- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."\r\n- U.S. Marine Corps\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are\r\nguaranteed to always hit the ground."\r\n- USAF Ammo Troop\r\n\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------- ----------\r\n"If the enemy is in range, so are you."\r\n- Infantry Journal\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just\r\nbombed."\r\n- U.S. Air Force Manual\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never\r\nencountered automatic weapons."\r\n- General Macarthur\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."\r\n- Infantry Journal\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."\r\n- U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Tracers work both ways."\r\n- U.S. Army Ordnance\r\n\r\n-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------\r\n"Five second fuses only last three seconds."\r\n- Infantry Journal\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Don''t ever be the first, don''t ever be the last, and don''t ever\r\nvolunteer to do anything."\r\n- U.S. Navy Swabbie\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Bravery is being the only one who knows you''re afraid."\r\n- David Hackworth\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"If your attack is going too well, your walking into an ambush."\r\n- Infantry Journal\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."\r\n- Joe Gay\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."\r\n- Anonymous\r\n\r\n----------------------------------------------------------- -------------\r\n"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."\r\n- Unknown Marine Recruit\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"Don''t draw fire; it irritates the people around you."\r\n- Your Buddies\r\n\r\n------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him."\r\n- USAF Ammo Troop'),
(1991, '80ef3a3494', '', 'Good Luck on the FN Ladder! Keep your head down and your eyes moving constantly!\r\n\r\n[size=18:80ef3a3494]You''ll Do Great![/size:80ef3a3494]\r\n\r\nThanks again for the kind words...There always appreciated!\r\n\r\nCan''t wait to play you when you finally get in the game!'),
(2065, 'd68984645c', 'test test tes', 'Pleez frikin work for once'),
(1992, '2d71fd77d9', '', 'I think one of us might know a link they could give ya to download it !! I''ll ask around when I get the chance!'),
(1994, 'f9a161788b', '', 'Here is the download link for UT99\r\n\r\nhttp://mattman69.com/Downloads/UnrealT436.rar\r\n\r\nExtract both files inside the rar, install UT99 then install the patch.'),
(1995, 'a202b4812b', 'hey', 'hey aqua...nice to see ya here come again\r\nwe will frag your ass lol\r\n:))'),
(2000, '6a1a9bad5d', 'sorry', 'we will keep saying our pray...."dear god..."\r\nsorry squirre we will keep on untill we will get what we want....ammmm coing to think about it...what we what?  :lol:\r\nhooooo cali...yeah i remember...."dear god...." keep going everyone\r\nshe will show us :)'),
(2003, '81f92a65df', 'Remove - Welcome to new members??', 'I think we should remove this forum as no one seems to wanna keep up on it. It''s a pain in the ass! Maybe we should remove that and make a forum where other clans can post there info or just normal peeps can welcome themselves or some shit. What do you guys think?'),
(2004, '2347c040a3', 'Circle Flies', 'A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. \r\n\r\nFinally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. \r\n\r\nThe farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said-"Well yeah, if that''s what they are-I never heard of circle flies." \r\n\r\nSo the farmer says-"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they''re called circle flies because they''re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." \r\n\r\nThe trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey... wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?" \r\n\r\nThe farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass." \r\n\r\nThe trooper says, "Well, that''s a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. \r\n\r\nAfter a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."'),
(2005, '0f5c2e1cb4', 'The Promise of Modern Technology?', 'An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"\r\n\r\nThe father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don''t know what it is." \r\n\r\nWhile the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.  The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially.  They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.  Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. \r\n\r\nThe father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, \r\n"Go get your mother."'),
(2006, '0b988cfb07', 'Stress Management', 'Hard day at work?  Here''s how to relax:\r\n\r\n \r\n1. Picture yourself near a stream. \r\n \r\n2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air. \r\n \r\n3. No one but you knows your secret place. \r\n \r\n4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world". \r\n \r\n5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. \r\n \r\n6. The water is crystal clear. \r\n \r\n7. You can easily make out the face of the person you''re holding underwater. \r\n \r\n8. See, you''re smiling already.'),
(2007, '4d4c4e2691', '', 'I''ll be there :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nPS. Im sorry Matt i forgot to post the practice I wasnt feeling good yesterday and didnt get online.\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2008, '3b8b729d3c', '', 'Thats ok Cali, Matt asked me 5 min. later I forgot!'),
(2011, 'ccdc9f9be7', '', 'Yup!!'),
(2012, '5ba4bdd353', '', 'I agree. We should make a section called......Make yourself known......or something like that. Then we can welcome anybody that says hi in that thread.'),
(2015, '133c74604a', '', '[quote:133c74604a="jimmyz"]Thats ok Cali, Matt asked me 5 min. later I forgot![/quote:133c74604a]\r\n\r\n 8O  8O  8O  I should be there to remind you all how to die!'),
(2016, '6e07921698', '', 'Sorry about that Deadman. Catch your breath before you reply to this! :wink:'),
(2017, 'd538e4e7a9', '', 'Good one Deadman! :P'),
(2018, 'b8a45e8022', '', 'LOL Deadman! I laughed out loud at that one. :lol:'),
(2020, 'b998ab9b00', '', 'Just think what Cali would be worth if she actually posted a nudie picture of herself. If she''s worth 5 pages with her clothes on........DAMN !!!!'),
(2022, 'e7cfde8de9', '', '[quote:e7cfde8de9="Katana"]Hey Bubbles welcome back and noworries about not being around we''re sure you have a good reason and no need to tell us either just happy your back![/quote:e7cfde8de9]\r\n\r\nI second that! :P'),
(2023, '63039530dc', '', '[quote:63039530dc="Evilone"]Awsome i like to doodle to when im in class[/quote:63039530dc]\r\n\r\nStop that or you will go blind! Oh Oh.....Too late!  LOL just kidding little b.  :wink:'),
(2026, '02e4bafb5d', '', '[quote:02e4bafb5d="aqua"]Hi  Cali \r\n\r\nHappy if a made your day :D \r\n\r\nFor my sig, Put my Clan tag {MIRT} and the meaning of hit "Masters In Revolutionary Tactics"  and my name Aqua it will be nice. Like on your.  OK ill try to find a image on my side.  \r\n\r\nNice to u , i appreciate your help. [img:02e4bafb5d]http://users.skynet.be/msn02/emoticone/emoticone0033.gif[/img:02e4bafb5d]\r\n\r\nhere some pic:  \r\n[url]http://www.3dshop.com/Gallery/SCI-FI/720S.jpg[/url]\r\n[url]http://spellforce.jowood.com/sf2/downloads/SpellForce2_SW_1_1024.jpg[/url]\r\n\r\nor do something that u will create for me, thet it''s gone be unique :D \r\n\r\nJe te remercie d''avance  :wink:[/quote:02e4bafb5d]\r\n\r\n\r\nCool pics Aqua!! I''ll start working on it this weekend :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2027, '99c28b000e', '', '[quote:99c28b000e="bubbles"][quote:99c28b000e="Katana"]Hey guys and gals I noticed that our beloved Bubbles doesn''t have a sig or avatar yet...I noticed that Evilone had a couple up...Did you like those Bubbles or where you looking for something esle..If soo you might want to post an Idea for these helpful peeps here!\r\n\r\nAnd Our Old Friend Sauron would like one aswell!\r\n\r\nDamn a line is forming...lol[/quote:99c28b000e]\r\n  Hey people! Sorry for not replying sooner but i''ve been away for a bit, and had some not so fun things going on in my life lately. But i think i''m back, and am ready! I apologize to evilone for not aknowledging the work he did for me, it looks awesome, but the name Bubbles refers to a tv charecter, i just cant find many pics that relate! When i do find one, I''ll get EO to do it up! Thanks again!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D[/quote:99c28b000e]\r\n\r\n\r\n(((Bubbles HI))) so glad your back you''ve been missed!! \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2028, 'ffcf520b35', '', '[quote:ffcf520b35="squirrel"]Bull$}{!T you didn''t draw that lol my brother can draw better X|)[/quote:ffcf520b35]\r\n\r\nNick my boy he did draw that so shadup LOL luv ya :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2029, 'd925247145', '', '[quote:d925247145="jimmyz"]Thats ok Cali, Matt asked me 5 min. later I forgot![/quote:d925247145]\r\n\r\nLOL so Im not alone GOOD! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3421, 'c1044c6e5c', '', 'Just a little joke that got out of hand, applogies Cali.'),
(6973, '788bbf9f6e', '', 'Hey NoSoul WELCOME to our home!! Its GREAT to have you here! :-)\r\n\r\nYou and your clan are welcome on our server anytime so join us for some fraggin fun sometime! \r\n\r\n\r\nHave a GREAT day! :-)'),
(6975, '52919f2031', 'somethang to pass the time of day', 'http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html');
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(6976, 'cdee4609f7', 'Busted LOL', 'A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife\r\nlooks over at him and asks the question....\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Why not? Don''t you like being married?"\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "Of course I do."\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Then why wouldn''t you remarry?\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I''d get married again."\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Y ou would?" (with a hurt look)\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "Sure, it''s a great house."\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"\r\n\r\n\r\n     HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "No, I''m sure she''d want her own."\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "No, she''s left-handed."\r\n\r\n\r\n      WIFE: -- silence --\r\n\r\n\r\n      HUSBAND: "sh*t."'),
(2031, '5ef25883af', '', 'Keep on dreamin guys BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! :twisted: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2034, 'c63a3fc061', 'Kids say the darfndest things!', 'The teacher at P.S.129 in New York City was teaching her third grade class  about farm animals. \r\n\r\nShe asks the Italian kid, "Mario, what does a chicken sound like?" \r\nMario replies, The chicken, he go cluck, cluck, cluck." \r\n\r\n"That''s correct," the teacher says.  To an Irish kid, she asks, "Patrick, what  does a cow sound like?" \r\nPatrick answers, "The cow goes mooo." \r\n\r\n"Correct," responds the teacher.  To the black kid, she asks, "Tyrone, what does a pig sound like?" \r\n\r\nTyrone shouts, "Freeze, motherfucker!"'),
(2035, '934b03fb99', 'Guilt and Sex', 'Doctor Ted had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilt \r\n     all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he \r\n     couldn''t \r\n\r\n     The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. \r\n\r\n     But every once in a while he''d hear that soothing voice, within \r\n     himself, trying to reassure him: \r\n     "Ted, don''t worry about it.   You aren''t the first doctor to sleep \r\n     with one of their patients, and you won''t be the last. \r\n     And you''re single.  Let it go." \r\n\r\n     But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: \r\n\r\n     "Ted, you''re a veterinarian."'),
(2036, '19c5b7f836', 'The  Stella Awards!', 'The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady who spilled coffee on herself and sued McDonalds. This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella" Award for the most frivolous lawsuit in the U.S. The following are the current candidates:\r\n\r\n1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little brat was Ms. Robertson''s son.\r\n\r\n2. June 1998: A 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn''t notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbor''s hubcaps.\r\n\r\n3. October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn''t re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr.Dickson found him self locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner''s insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.\r\n\r\n4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor''s beagle. The beagle was on a chain in it''s owner''s fenced-in yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.\r\n\r\n5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.\r\n\r\n6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.\r\n\r\nAnd the winner is: Mr Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000 Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. MrGrazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn''t actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus new Winnie. (Winnebago actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case there are any other complete morons buying their Winnebagos with Cruise Control'),
(2037, 'a35f250420', 'Why athletes can''t hold real  jobs', 'Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan'' all\r\nthem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan'' all the kids to\r\ncopulate me."\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nNew Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming\r\nseason: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes \r\nfirst."\r\n....................................................................\r\n\r\nAnd, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the ''Skins say: "I''d run over my own\r\nmother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To \r\nwin, I''d run over Joe''s Mom, too."\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nTorrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John\r\nJenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nFootball commentator and former player Joe Theismann, 1996: "Nobody in \r\nfootball should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman\r\nEinstein."\r\n.....................................................................\r\n\r\nSenior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I''m going to \r\ngraduate on time, no matter how long it takes."\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nBill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys line up \r\nalphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up in groups of three,\r\nthen line up in a circle."\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nBoxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter\r\nDon King: "Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to\r\nprison for three years, not Princeton."\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nStu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a\r\ncolor photo of himself above his locker: "That''s so when I forget how \r\nto spellmy name, I can still find my clothes."\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nLou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of  \r\nheavyweight Andrew Golota: "He''s a guy who gets up at six o''clock in \r\nthe morning regardless of what time it is."\r\n.....................................................................\r\n\r\nChuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to\r\nCoach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My sister''s\r\nexpecting a  baby, and I don''t know if I''m going to be an uncle or an aunt."\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nFrank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I told him,\r\n''Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?'' He said, ''Coach, \r\nI don''t know and I don''t care.''"\r\n .....................................................................\r\n\r\nShelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&amp;M, recounting what he told\r\na player who received four F''s and one D: "Son, looks to me like you''re  \r\nspending too much time on one subject."\r\n.....................................................................\r\n\r\nOiler coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife\r\non all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too dadgum \r\nugly to kiss good-bye."'),
(2041, '5fc0875649', '', '[quote:5fc0875649="squirrel"]Bull$}{!T you didn''t draw that lol my brother can draw better X|)[/quote:5fc0875649]\r\nsooooo..i just went out on the net and random found a "dfb" sketch with my name in the middle? stfu unless you know what you''re talking about...and remember..you said your _brother_ can do better..that doesn''t say shit about you...and that''s just a quick sketch on paper..it''s nothing like what I actually tag. give me two cans of white and two cans of black and i''ll blow your mind...give me color and you head will explode from not being able to process the utter awsomeness...not saying that your brother isn''t good because I''ve seen his work. He is damn good...his style is just different than mine....'),
(2066, '9872b40d11', '', 'god dangit\r\n :evil:'),
(2042, 'e8c1cc5e4d', '', 'Sauron Practise is for everyone who wants to be there!'),
(2043, '417f83f9f1', '', 'Or from what I''ve seen on other server is a topic called "Introduce yourself!"\r\nWhat do you think of that?'),
(2044, '357ddaf0fc', '', 'good practice everyone'),
(2045, '035cc61c59', '[PsG] ASCII to Binary Convertor', 'Well Eric and I were working on a UT server query tool (web based) for UT2004 and it involves the use of binary data...So I got the idea to make an ASCII to Binary convertor. I never would have gotten this without Eric''s help. But it''s up an fully functional. You can convert any ASCII (standard letters/symbols) up to 50 bytes large from ASCII to their respective 8-bit binary value. Note that this version is using what is called "big endian". This means that the "important" bit will show to the left. Example:\r\nbig endian value for the letter "A": 01000001\r\nlittle endian value for the letter "A": 10000010\r\nNotice that in the first line (big endian) the line starts with zero. This is the "important" number. For little endian it is simply pushed to the far right.\r\nAlso, there is a difference between "A" and "a", so they will show different Binary values. God we''re geeks...lol\r\nIf anyone would like to learn a little more about 8-bit binary, just give me a hollar.\r\n\r\nClick [url=http://p455w0rd.is-a-geek.net/ascii2bin.pl]Here[/url] to check it out.'),
(2046, '771c38cfb8', 'CAN I JOIN???', 'i wanna know whether i can join ur guys clan??[/code][/i]'),
(2047, '1c37ba77aa', '', 'If you would like to join, we ask that you play on our server and come into our team speak so we can get to know you and you get to know us. At this point, {dFb} is not recruiting, but our sister clan (not meaning women only) {bAd} is looking for people.  We look forward to playing and talking with you soon. Thanks for your request! :P'),
(2048, 'd22015bbf6', '', 'I think that you need to start an geek thread for this stuff. Or type it out in ENGLISH!'),
(2049, '3252fedbd6', '', '[quote:3252fedbd6="Katana"]Or from what I''ve seen on other server is a topic called "Introduce yourself!"\r\nWhat do you think of that?[/quote:3252fedbd6]\r\n\r\nI like that idea Katana. 8)'),
(2050, 'ac908fc133', '', 'LMAO!!!!'),
(2084, 'e88c40c8da', 'HEY {DFB}+{BAD} FROM TEAM [SMLY]', 'HEY DUDES,\r\n                      COOL WEBSITE, I KNOW MATTMAN AND CALI NOW KNOW THERE IS A NEW CLAN IN THE HOUSE, TEAMSMILEY.ORG. GOOD LUCK WITH {BAD} JUST THINKING FOR A MINUTE DO THEY GET THERE OWN SERVER? OR IS IT JUST BUILT INTO ONE? ANYWAYZ NICE SITE AND COOL PLAYERS I PLAYED WITH KATANA, SHES GOOD!\r\n   KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS! :) \r\n                        [SMLY]D0\\/\\/NF&amp;|L\r\n\r\nO YEAH {DFB}+{BAD} WE HAVE EVALUATED YOUR SITE AND THINK ITS KOOL WE WOULD LOVE YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT OURS AND VOTE :P'),
(2088, '74b49a54eb', '*sigh*', 'Godzilla you mutha f%^#kin @$$HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!quit winin!!!!!!!!!in the game!!!'),
(2089, '94ed4d9715', '', 'Yes Katana is very good, she would be allot better if her boobs didnt get in the way!! She should also shave her legs a little more often so she could get some?'),
(2090, 'b007445220', '', 'mastermeer?to join you have to be a non-cheater,a good player,good person to be in a clan with,and P.S. go to the "join the {bAd} link}"'),
(2092, '8ac6e1a5ed', '', 'Hey, we cant help it if your Moms HOT. Just wait until your friends come over and tell you how HOT your Mom is, we are just getting you used to it now.\r\n\r\nSquirell''s MOM IS HOT, woooooo hoooooooo'),
(2093, 'aca4d07484', '', 'lol i like it when you mad its funny lol and i am just BSin with you :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(2095, '0259aaeeef', '', 'oh and you have not seen my bro''s work not my oldest one.'),
(2096, 'b68170a8f8', '', 'Ya! you freakin Penis!!!!!!'),
(8387, '00b547dcb6', '', 'Sad thing is guys, Squirrel is probably the only one who has been smacked by Cali!'),
(8388, '2bcfec2a6e', '', 'I think a horse lol'),
(8389, '7b66fdfc5d', '', '[quote:7b66fdfc5d="bubbles"]Sad thing is guys, Squirrel is probably the only one who has been smacked by Cali![/quote:7b66fdfc5d]\r\n\r\n\r\nthats supposed to be spanked not smacked. \r\n\r\nbut i feel you are correct :('),
(8390, '641a2557d4', '', 'first of all it is way to big and you dont have the IP or any info on it its just like a sig but to big make it smaller and ad the IP and look at the others on the hp'),
(8391, '6cac1fa511', '', 'not the question but that is a part of jailbreak yes'),
(8392, '0312d07b59', '', 'Maybe he did maybe he didnt who is to say?'),
(8393, '61d89c080a', '', '[img:61d89c080a]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/reamdewelcome.jpg[/img:61d89c080a]\r\n\r\n\r\n[code:1:61d89c080a]http&#58;//i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/reamdewelcome.jpg[/code:1:61d89c080a]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[size=18:61d89c080a][color=red:61d89c080a]BETTER?[/color:61d89c080a][/size:61d89c080a]\r\n\r\nby the way that is post # 697'),
(2103, '26fd5be35a', 'lol i knew ever since u went on team speak', 'lol, its k u use a girl skin tho aswell so lol i got confused lol but now i know so no need to worry lol!  :wink:'),
(2104, '25c8449da8', '', '[quote:25c8449da8="Bitch_Killer"]Hey, we cant help it if your Moms HOT. Just wait until your friends come over and tell you how HOT your Mom is, we are just getting you used to it now.\r\n\r\nSquirell''s MOM IS HOT, woooooo hoooooooo[/quote:25c8449da8]\r\nThink of it as your training  hahaha lol young grasshopper . Wait till your friends start come over alot and not to see you.'),
(2105, 'e6f90b4f67', 'O yeah', 'tlkin of swords i have a samurai sword lol, maybe u could take a look some time tell me waht you think its pretty sharp :)'),
(2106, '2062112224', '', 'yah yah just get to know everyone its not really that hard to get in and join'),
(2107, 'c9c330250a', '', 'Test test test test'),
(2108, 'd9bdff49be', '', 'YEA BABY! i know its a little big but you like it?'),
(2133, '1bea765b27', '*BS* GrayWolf', 'So Last night a few of us had the great honor of the presents Of Graywolf on the server to play a few games! Graywolf has been a good friend to us all and I myself was very happy he came to play a few with us all last night! I wish he would come play more often with us! He has allways been a firm supporter of his friend and allways has funny shit to post! I don''t know where he finds it all but Props goes out to *BS*GrayWolf for being a good person and a good friend!  \r\n\r\nAnd A big Congrats to the BS Clan on thier win over Alien Clan this weekend! Great job guys! I will have to check out the screen shots ASAP!Keep up the good work! (watch your ass though!The Fag TopGun Will be home on the 27th with some *BS* Asses to fuck up! )\r\n\r\nGood Games *BS*!'),
(2111, '0d6436634b', '', '[quote:0d6436634b="MajerPayne"]yah yah just get to know everyone its not really that hard to get in and join[/quote:0d6436634b]\r\nyou know us but you never how are you in dFb inways'),
(2112, 'a17b745d9e', '', '[quote:a17b745d9e="squirrel"][quote:a17b745d9e="MajerPayne"]yah yah just get to know everyone its not really that hard to get in and join[/quote:a17b745d9e]\r\nyou know us but you never how are you in dFb inways[/quote:a17b745d9e]\r\nsorry meant to say you know us but you never play'),
(2113, 'd938198365', '', '[quote:d938198365="Bitch_Killer"]Yes Katana is very good, she would be allot better if her boobs didnt get in the way!! She should also shave her legs a little more often so she could get some?[/quote:d938198365]\r\nyes nicely put BK Katana is a girl his husband goes on ts as Katana though!!!!!lol jk you know i am playin'),
(2114, '5aa44ac3be', '', '[quote:5aa44ac3be="the_w0rd"][quote:5aa44ac3be="GreenMan"]I think that you need to start an geek thread for this stuff. Or type it out in ENGLISH![/quote:5aa44ac3be]\r\nFirst of all, I think you need to learn Ennglish yourself. "an geek" - The word geek starts with a consonant not a vowel and therefore should be preceeded with "a" not "an"...\r\n\r\nLoL...I could have defintely explained it with a lot more complexity. I was trying to explain it to where everyone would understand it...I''ll try to add a little info.\r\n\r\nOK...let me start off simple...\r\n\r\nThe are 8 bits in one byte. One character equals one byte so the letter "A" is one byte or 8 bits. This is the same for all 256 characters such as "F" or "c" or any lettre symbol/character that you find on your keyboard. The list of characters starts with 0 not 1, so if there are 256 characters, the list would be from 0-255, 0 being the first character. the first 32 (0-31) characters are considered to be "special" characters. These show up as either nothing or little square blocks in most browsers. Characters 32-126 (actually being the 33rd to the 127th) are the standard symbols found on your keyboard. 32 is the space character. 33 is the exclamation point. And so on. Here is a table for reference:\r\n\r\nChar # Hex# Value\r\n-----------------------\r\n  32 0020 SPACE \r\n! 33 0021 EXCLAMATION MARK \r\n" 34 0022 QUOTATION MARK   (entity name is &amp;quot;) \r\n# 35 0023 NUMBER SIGN \r\n$ 36 0024 DOLLAR SIGN \r\n% 37 0025 PERCENT SIGN \r\n&amp; 38 0026 AMPERSAND   (entity name is &amp;amp;) \r\n'' 39 0027 APOSTROPHE \r\n( 40 0028 LEFT PARENTHESIS \r\n) 41 0029 RIGHT PARENTHESIS \r\n* 42 002A ASTERISK \r\n+ 43 002B PLUS SIGN \r\n, 44 002C COMMA \r\n- 45 002D HYPHEN-MINUS \r\n. 46 002E FULL STOP \r\n/ 47 002F SOLIDUS \r\n0 48 0030 DIGIT ZERO \r\n1 49 0031 DIGIT ONE \r\n2 50 0032 DIGIT TWO \r\n3 51 0033 DIGIT THREE \r\n4 52 0034 DIGIT FOUR \r\n5 53 0035 DIGIT FIVE \r\n6 54 0036 DIGIT SIX \r\n7 55 0037 DIGIT SEVEN \r\n8 56 0038 DIGIT EIGHT \r\n9 57 0039 DIGIT NINE \r\n: 58 003A COLON \r\n; 59 003B SEMICOLON \r\n&lt; 60 003C LESS-THAN SIGN   (entity name is &amp;lt;) \r\n= 61 003D EQUALS SIGN \r\n&gt; 62 003E GREATER-THAN SIGN   (entity name is &amp;gt;) \r\n? 63 003F QUESTION MARK \r\n@ 64 0040 COMMERCIAL AT \r\nA 65 0041 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A \r\nB 66 0042 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER B \r\nC 67 0043 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER C \r\nD 68 0044 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER D \r\nE 69 0045 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E \r\nF 70 0046 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER F \r\nG 71 0047 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER G \r\nH 72 0048 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER H \r\nI 73 0049 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I \r\nJ 74 004A LATIN CAPITAL LETTER J \r\nK 75 004B LATIN CAPITAL LETTER K \r\nL 76 004C LATIN CAPITAL LETTER L \r\nM 77 004D LATIN CAPITAL LETTER M \r\nN 78 004E LATIN CAPITAL LETTER N \r\nO 79 004F LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O \r\nP 80 0050 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER P \r\nQ 81 0051 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Q \r\nR 82 0052 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER R \r\nS 83 0053 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER S \r\nT 84 0054 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER T \r\nU 85 0055 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U \r\nV 86 0056 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER V \r\nW 87 0057 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER W \r\nX 88 0058 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER X \r\nY 89 0059 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Y \r\nZ 90 005A LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Z \r\n[ 91 005B LEFT SQUARE BRACKET \r\n\\ 92 005C REVERSE SOLIDUS \r\n] 93 005D RIGHT SQUARE BRACKET \r\n^ 94 005E CIRCUMFLEX ACCENT \r\n_ 95 005F LOW LINE \r\n` 96 0060 GRAVE ACCENT \r\na 97 0061 LATIN SMALL LETTER A \r\nb 98 0062 LATIN SMALL LETTER B \r\nc 99 0063 LATIN SMALL LETTER C \r\nd 100 0064 LATIN SMALL LETTER D \r\ne 101 0065 LATIN SMALL LETTER E \r\nf 102 0066 LATIN SMALL LETTER F \r\ng 103 0067 LATIN SMALL LETTER G \r\nh 104 0068 LATIN SMALL LETTER H \r\ni 105 0069 LATIN SMALL LETTER I \r\nj 106 006A LATIN SMALL LETTER J \r\nk 107 006B LATIN SMALL LETTER K \r\nl 108 006C LATIN SMALL LETTER L \r\nm 109 006D LATIN SMALL LETTER M \r\nn 110 006E LATIN SMALL LETTER N \r\no 111 006F LATIN SMALL LETTER O \r\np 112 0070 LATIN SMALL LETTER P \r\nq 113 0071 LATIN SMALL LETTER Q \r\nr 114 0072 LATIN SMALL LETTER R \r\ns 115 0073 LATIN SMALL LETTER S \r\nt 116 0074 LATIN SMALL LETTER T \r\nu 117 0075 LATIN SMALL LETTER U \r\nv 118 0076 LATIN SMALL LETTER V \r\nw 119 0077 LATIN SMALL LETTER W \r\nx 120 0078 LATIN SMALL LETTER X \r\ny 121 0079 LATIN SMALL LETTER Y \r\nz 122 007A LATIN SMALL LETTER Z \r\n{ 123 007B LEFT CURLY BRACKET \r\n| 124 007C VERTICAL LINE \r\n} 125 007D RIGHT CURLY BRACKET \r\n~ 126 007E TILDE\r\n\r\nFor now, don''t pay any attention to the Hex #''s (like 007E for tilde this is hexadecimal and another subject). All these numbers (0-126) are the decimal values for each character. After 126 comes even more special characters for example this " " might look like a space. But it''s not. Space is character 32. This " " is the 160th character. The main difference is that most programs take all the spaces (32) and shrink them down to a single space. Whereas most don''t do this for the 160th character. So if I were to hit the space bar five times, it would most likely show up as one space. If I were to place five of the 160th character in a row, it would look like 5 individual "spaces". Example:\r\n\r\n      - 5 spaces\r\n      - 5 160th character\r\nThe 160th character is known as a "non-breaking space". If you know html, you''ve probably used the "&amp;nbsp;" control code before or at least seen it. That is this character...\r\n\r\nOther of the special characters above 126 include "¡" the "upside-down exclamation point" which is number 161 and "¿" the "updise-down question mark" which is number 191. Every key on the jeyboard has a character value which is one byte long. So hitting "enter" or "return" is actually just like typing the letter "k" (or any other character).\r\nIt is one byte (8 bits) long. It is up to programs, in most cases the operating system, how to interperate this character. Windows interperates it as a new line.\r\nHere is a list of special codes above 126 (127-255) (remember to just pay attention to the 1st number number...\r\n\r\nChar # Hex# Value\r\n--------------------------\r\n 127 007F &lt;control&gt; (same as hitting the ctrl key)\r\n€ 128 0080   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - euro sign; MacRoman - A diaeresis] \r\n 129 0081   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - A ring above] \r\n‚ 130 0082   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - single low-9 quotation mark; MacRoman - C cedilla] \r\nƒ 131 0083   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - f with hook; MacRoman - E acute] \r\n„ 132 0084   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - double low-9 quotation mark; MacRoman - N tilde] \r\n… 133 0085   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - horizontal ellipsis; MacRoman - O diaeresis] \r\n† 134 0086   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - dagger; MacRoman - U diaeresis] \r\n‡ 135 0087   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - double dagger; MacRoman - a acute] \r\nˆ 136 0088   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - modifier letter circumflex accent; MacRoman - a grave] \r\n‰ 137 0089   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - per mille sign; MacRoman - a circumflex] \r\nŠ 138 008A   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - S caron; MacRoman - a diaeresis] \r\n‹ 139 008B   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - single left-pointing angle quotation mark; MacRoman - a tilde] \r\nŒ 140 008C   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - OE ligature; MacRoman - a ring above] \r\n 141 008D   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - c cedilla] \r\nŽ 142 008E   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - Z caron; MacRoman - e acute] \r\n 143 008F   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - e grave] \r\n 144 0090   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - e circumflex] \r\n‘ 145 0091   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - left single quotation mark; MacRoman - e diaeresis] \r\n’ 146 0092   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - right single quotation mark; MacRoman - i acute] \r\n“ 147 0093   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - left double quotation mark; MacRoman - i grave] \r\n” 148 0094   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - right double quotation mark; MacRoman - i circumflex] \r\n• 149 0095   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - bullet; MacRoman - i diaeresis] \r\n– 150 0096   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - en dash; MacRoman - n tilde] \r\n— 151 0097   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - em dash; MacRoman - o acute] \r\n˜ 152 0098   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - small tilde; MacRoman - o grave] \r\n™ 153 0099   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - trade mark sign; MacRoman - o circumflex] \r\nš 154 009A   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - s caron; MacRoman - o diaeresis] \r\n› 155 009B   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - single right-pointing angle quotation mark; MacRoman - o tilde] \r\nœ 156 009C   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - oe ligature; MacRoman - u acute] \r\n 157 009D   &lt;control&gt; [MacRoman - u grave] \r\nž 158 009E   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - z caron; MacRoman - u circumflex] \r\nŸ 159 009F   &lt;control&gt; [ANSI - Y diaeresis; MacRoman - u diaeresis] \r\n  160 00A0 &amp;nbsp; NO-BREAK SPACE \r\n¡ 161 00A1 &amp;iexcl; INVERTED EXCLAMATION MARK \r\n¢ 162 00A2 &amp;cent; CENT SIGN \r\n£ 163 00A3 &amp;pound; POUND SIGN   [lira sign is &#8356; - &#8356;] \r\n¤ 164 00A4 &amp;curren; CURRENCY SIGN \r\n¥ 165 00A5 &amp;yen; YEN SIGN \r\n¦ 166 00A6 &amp;brvbar; BROKEN BAR \r\n§ 167 00A7 &amp;sect; SECTION SIGN \r\n¨ 168 00A8 &amp;uml; DIAERESIS \r\n© 169 00A9 &amp;copy; COPYRIGHT SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\nª 170 00AA &amp;ordf; FEMININE ORDINAL INDICATOR \r\n« 171 00AB &amp;laquo; LEFT-POINTING DOUBLE ANGLE QUOTATION MARK \r\n¬ 172 00AC &amp;not; NOT SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\n­ 173 00AD &amp;shy; SOFT HYPHEN \r\n® 174 00AE &amp;reg; REGISTERED SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\n¯ 175 00AF &amp;macr; MACRON \r\n° 176 00B0 &amp;deg; DEGREE SIGN \r\n± 177 00B1 &amp;plusmn; PLUS-MINUS SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\n² 178 00B2 &amp;sup2; SUPERSCRIPT TWO \r\n³ 179 00B3 &amp;sup3; SUPERSCRIPT THREE \r\n´ 180 00B4 &amp;acute; ACUTE ACCENT \r\nµ 181 00B5 &amp;micro; MICRO SIGN \r\n¶ 182 00B6 &amp;para; PILCROW SIGN \r\n· 183 00B7 &amp;middot; MIDDLE DOT \r\n¸ 184 00B8 &amp;cedil; CEDILLA \r\n¹ 185 00B9 &amp;sup1; SUPERSCRIPT ONE \r\nº 186 00BA &amp;ordm; MASCULINE ORDINAL INDICATOR \r\n» 187 00BB &amp;raquo; RIGHT-POINTING DOUBLE ANGLE QUOTATION MARK \r\n¼ 188 00BC &amp;frac14; VULGAR FRACTION ONE QUARTER \r\n½ 189 00BD &amp;frac12; VULGAR FRACTION ONE HALF \r\n¾ 190 00BE &amp;frac34; VULGAR FRACTION THREE QUARTERS \r\n¿ 191 00BF &amp;iquest; INVERTED QUESTION MARK \r\nÀ 192 00C0 &amp;Agrave; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH GRAVE \r\nÁ 193 00C1 &amp;Aacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH ACUTE \r\nÂ 194 00C2 &amp;Acirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nÃ 195 00C3 &amp;Atilde; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH TILDE \r\nÄ 196 00C4 &amp;Auml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH DIAERESIS  \r\nÅ 197 00C5 &amp;Aring; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER A WITH RING ABOVE \r\nÆ 198 00C6 &amp;AElig; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER AE \r\nÇ 199 00C7 &amp;Ccedil; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER C WITH CEDILLA \r\nÈ 200 00C8 &amp;Egrave; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E WITH GRAVE \r\nÉ 201 00C9 &amp;Eacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E WITH ACUTE \r\nÊ 202 00CA &amp;Ecirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nË 203 00CB &amp;Euml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER E WITH DIAERESIS \r\nÌ 204 00CC &amp;Igrave; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH GRAVE \r\nÍ 205 00CD &amp;Iacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH ACUTE \r\nÎ 206 00CE &amp;Icirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nÏ 207 00CF &amp;Iuml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER I WITH DIAERESIS \r\nÐ 208 00D0 &amp;ETH; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER ETH \r\nÑ 209 00D1 &amp;Ntilde; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER N WITH TILDE \r\nÒ 210 00D2 &amp;Ograve; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH GRAVE \r\nÓ 211 00D3 &amp;Oacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH ACUTE \r\nÔ 212 00D4 &amp;Ocirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nÕ 213 00D5 &amp;Otilde; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH TILDE \r\nÖ 214 00D6 &amp;Ouml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH DIAERESIS \r\n× 215 00D7 &amp;times; MULTIPLICATION SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\nØ 216 00D8 &amp;Oslash; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER O WITH STROKE \r\nÙ 217 00D9 &amp;Ugrave; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U WITH GRAVE \r\nÚ 218 00DA &amp;Uacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U WITH ACUTE \r\nÛ 219 00DB &amp;Ucirc; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nÜ 220 00DC &amp;Uuml; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER U WITH DIAERESIS \r\nÝ 221 00DD &amp;Yacute; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER Y WITH ACUTE \r\nÞ 222 00DE &amp;THORN; LATIN CAPITAL LETTER THORN \r\nß 223 00DF &amp;szlig; LATIN SMALL LETTER SHARP S \r\nà 224 00E0 &amp;agrave; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH GRAVE \r\ná 225 00E1 &amp;aacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH ACUTE  \r\nâ 226 00E2 &amp;acirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nã 227 00E3 &amp;atilde; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH TILDE \r\nä 228 00E4 &amp;auml; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH DIAERESIS \r\nå 229 00E5 &amp;aring; LATIN SMALL LETTER A WITH RING ABOVE \r\næ 230 00E6 &amp;aelig; LATIN SMALL LETTER AE \r\nç 231 00E7 &amp;ccedil; LATIN SMALL LETTER C WITH CEDILLA \r\nè 232 00E8 &amp;egrave; LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH GRAVE \r\né 233 00E9 &amp;eacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH ACUTE \r\nê 234 00EA &amp;ecirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\në 235 00EB &amp;euml; LATIN SMALL LETTER E WITH DIAERESIS \r\nì 236 00EC &amp;igrave; LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH GRAVE \r\ní 237 00ED &amp;iacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH ACUTE \r\nî 238 00EE &amp;icirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nï 239 00EF &amp;iuml; LATIN SMALL LETTER I WITH DIAERESIS \r\nð 240 00F0 &amp;eth; LATIN SMALL LETTER ETH \r\nñ 241 00F1 &amp;ntilde; LATIN SMALL LETTER N WITH TILDE \r\nò 242 00F2 &amp;ograve; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH GRAVE \r\nó 243 00F3 &amp;oacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH ACUTE \r\nô 244 00F4 &amp;ocirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nõ 245 00F5 &amp;otilde; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH TILDE \r\nö 246 00F6 &amp;ouml; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH DIAERESIS \r\n÷ 247 00F7 &amp;divide; DIVISION SIGN   (present in Symbol font) \r\nø 248 00F8 &amp;oslash; LATIN SMALL LETTER O WITH STROKE \r\nù 249 00F9 &amp;ugrave; LATIN SMALL LETTER U WITH GRAVE \r\nú 250 00FA &amp;uacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER U WITH ACUTE \r\nû 251 00FB &amp;ucirc; LATIN SMALL LETTER U WITH CIRCUMFLEX \r\nü 252 00FC &amp;uuml; LATIN SMALL LETTER U WITH DIAERESIS \r\ný 253 00FD &amp;yacute; LATIN SMALL LETTER Y WITH ACUTE \r\nþ 254 00FE &amp;thorn; LATIN SMALL LETTER THORN \r\nÿ 255 00FF &amp;yuml; LATIN SMALL LETTER Y WITH DIAERESIS\r\n\r\nEach of these characters have a binary value. 8-bit binary starts at 00000000 and ends with 11111111. There are 256 possible combinations of 1''s and 0''s in this format.\r\nHere are some examples to give you an idea:\r\n\r\n00000000 = 0\r\n00000001 = 1\r\n00000010 = 2\r\n00000011 = 3\r\n00000100 = 4\r\n00000101 = 5\r\n00000111 = 6\r\n...\r\n00100000 = 32 (which would be the 32nd character, a space)\r\n...\r\n01000001 = 65 (which would be the 65th character, the capital "A")\r\n\r\n11111111 = 256 (which would be the 256th character, the LATIN SMALL LETTER Y WITH DIAERESIS or "ÿ")\r\n\r\nIf you still don''t understand, perhaps I''ll write more later....[/quote:5aa44ac3be]\r\nENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(2115, '3982e83520', '', 'ask your mom...'),
(2117, '6ac713d28a', '', 'It''s fine but you are not a dFb member.. You wanna join bAd?'),
(2118, '378969c3a9', '', 'Testing'),
(2119, '531e0db64f', '', 'My shit still works and its bigger then ever  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(2121, 'dfdb02d73d', '', '[quote:dfdb02d73d="squirrel"]oh and you have not seen my bro''s work not my oldest one.[/quote:dfdb02d73d]\r\n\\\r\nYes he has Nick i showed him a few pics.\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2122, 'f7023c9268', '', 'Sure you do Squirrel, sure you do....\r\n\r\nDid anybody mention your Mom''s hot? :lol:'),
(2127, 'edaec95b6a', 'The Top Five Smart-Assed Answers', 'The Top Five Smart-Assed Answers\r\n\r\nSmart Ass Answer #5:\r\n\r\nA flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."\r\n\r\nSmart Ass Answer #4:\r\n\r\nA lady was shopping for a turkey at the grocery store, but she couldn''t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied," No ma''am they''re dead.\r\n\r\nSmart Ass Answer #3:\r\n\r\nThe cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I''ve been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.\r\n\r\nSmart Ass Answer #2:\r\n\r\nA truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right Ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks up to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,"Got stuck, huh?"\r\n\r\n\r\nThe truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."\r\n\r\n#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005 .\r\n\r\nA college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow''s final exam. "Now class, I won''t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that''s it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you''d have to write the exam with your other hand."'),
(2128, '9ed35d0191', '', '[quote:9ed35d0191="GreenMan"][quote:9ed35d0191="Bitch_Killer"]Its funny Mr wolf because black people have been telling us this for years, its not something that Dead has "made up"[/quote:9ed35d0191]\r\n\r\nI think the reason that GrayWolf doesn''t like this is because he is a police officer. Remember GW.....These are only jokes. No offence is intended I''m sure![/quote:9ed35d0191]\r\n\r\nYou''re absolutely right, Greenie.  I humbly apologize. :cry:'),
(2129, '0cc4c55ef3', 'How To Photograph A New Puppy', 'How To Photograph A New Puppy\r\n\r\n\r\n1. Remove film from box and load camera.\r\n\r\n2. Remove film box from puppy''s mouth and throw in trash.\r\n\r\n3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.\r\n\r\n4. Choose a suitable background for photo.\r\n\r\n5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.\r\n\r\n6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.\r\n\r\n7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.\r\n\r\n8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees.\r\n\r\n9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.\r\n\r\n10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.\r\n\r\n11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy''s nose.\r\n\r\n13. Put magazines back on coffee table.\r\n\r\n14. Try to get puppy''s attention by squeaking toy over your head.\r\n\r\n15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.\r\n\r\n16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!"\r\n\r\n17. Clean up mess.\r\n\r\n18. Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.'),
(2130, '123763076f', '', '[quote:123763076f="squirrel"][quote:123763076f="Bitch_Killer"]Yes Katana is very good, she would be allot better if her boobs didnt get in the way!! She should also shave her legs a little more often so she could get some?[/quote:123763076f]\r\nyes nicely put BK Katana is a girl his husband goes on ts as Katana though!!!!!lol jk you know i am playin[/quote:123763076f]\r\n\r\nHey Cali you need to proof read your posts cause your saying i''m a girl but then you say HIS Husband goes on ts ........ HELLLOOOOOO proofread Cali proofread!\r\n\r\n[size=24:123763076f]PROOFREAD!!!! mwhahahahahahaha!!!!!! :lol:  :D [/size:123763076f]'),
(2131, 'b1892eb791', '', '[quote:b1892eb791="Bitch_Killer"]Yes Katana is very good, she would be allot better if her boobs didnt get in the way!! She should also shave her legs a little more often so she could get some?[/quote:b1892eb791]\r\n\r\nSpeaking of proofreading lets go over yours Bitch!\r\n\r\n"Yes Katana is very good" This sentence is correct lets move on "she would be alot better if her boobs didn''t get in the way!"  NO NO NO it''s supposed to read "He would be alot better if his penis didn''t get in the way!"  Next you wrote "She should also shave her legs a little more often so she could get some?"   NOPE Wrong again Bitch! It should be "He should shave his legs a little more often cause i''d like to get some of that because i''m A FAG, A Flaming queer that likes to take it in the rear From all of my teammates but most of all from Mattman cause he gives it the best!"\r\n\r\n[size=24:b1892eb791]LMAO wanna mess with me somemore Bitch hum huh hmmmmm! :lol: [/size:b1892eb791]'),
(2134, 'b70b78a615', '', 'Funny you Posted this at this time! I now have 6 new Pittbull pups in the family waiting for a new owner! So If you know of anyone---------I am all ears!!!!!!!! They will be free! I don''t need 7 Dogs around here!'),
(2135, '58a3434762', '[MIRT} Clan on 2004!', 'Had a chance for a few of us to sneak over to the {MIRT} Clan server this weekend!   Good fun guys! Might have to go see for yourself! What a great bunch of guys they have over there!  Big shout out to Auqa And Snyper over there for stoping by the old TS ! I think we need to get thier TS IP to pay them a visit soon as well!'),
(2136, '0719deb97d', '', 'I 2nd that Post I had alot of fun playing on their server! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2137, 'b3e68fc236', '', 'me too!  :D'),
(2138, 'ec3d1577cf', 'lol kool', 'ok we have a fight here lol :!:  :wink:'),
(2139, '26b8bf2691', '', 'HAHAHA What Bitch starts I finish....LOL!!!!!! :lol:  :D  :lol:  :D  :lol:'),
(2140, '1f611d7b2a', '', 'There is no fighting here, just friendly guy banter. Katana just sounds angry because he didnt get a reach around last time he got ass fucked, thats all. We are good friends.\r\n\r\nLove ya Brett man!!!!!!!'),
(2141, 'cbd18bf0fb', '', 'Im calling it a DFB gun not {DFB}MAJERPAYNE'),
(2142, 'f871cac4ad', '', 'I think you should make it a bAd gun and join the bAd.. They could use you!'),
(2144, '48e0df5b7b', '', '[quote:48e0df5b7b="MattMan"]I think you should make it a bAd gun and join the bAd.. They could use you![/quote:48e0df5b7b]\r\n\r\nI agree. Join the {bAd}Clan Majer.'),
(2145, '6e497e1574', '', 'Hey Brett. That comment about cali proof reading was funny. Just one problem with it. The post was made by sqiurrel not Cali. Maybe you should do the proof reading! :roll:'),
(2146, 'b70c21723d', '', '[quote:b70c21723d="squirrel"]go finda pole and F*%^ it at least i have friends[/quote:b70c21723d]\r\n\r\nWith comments like that, You might lose some friends here. Oh ya, btw did you know that your mom is HOT HOT HOT!!! :twisted:'),
(2147, '33697573f2', '', 'Dick wad!'),
(2148, '6c34221fb7', '', '[quote:6c34221fb7="GreenMan"]Hey Brett. That comment about cali proof reading was funny. Just one problem with it. The post was made by sqiurrel not Cali. Maybe you should do the proof reading! :roll:[/quote:6c34221fb7]\r\nyeah brett what now biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(2149, '0dad167bc1', '', 'scotts don''t think so'),
(2150, '83a4ab7f76', '', 'yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you #^$^&amp;*#%^*%#$^#@$...................................you do not wanna know what i said lol'),
(2151, '25dac546c9', '', 'if it isn''t a dfb majerpayne then what is it[size=24:25dac546c9][/size:25dac546c9]huhuhuhuhuh[color=brown:25dac546c9][/color:25dac546c9][color=red:25dac546c9][/color:25dac546c9]'),
(2153, 'ee75ef23d4', 'Nurses'' Revenge', 'Nurses'' Revenge\r\n\r\n\r\nFour nurses decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arrogant jerk. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor.\r\nThe first nurse said, "I stuffed cotton in his stethoscope so that he couldn''t hear."\r\n\r\nThe second nurse said, "I let the mercury out of his thermometers and painted them all to read 106 degrees."\r\n\r\nThe third nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all of the condoms that he keeps in his desk drawer."\r\n\r\nThe fourth nurse fainted.'),
(2154, 'd5ee8fd96e', '', 'ONLY 1 MORE PAGE TO GO!!!!!!!!!'),
(2155, '1978fce1f7', '', 'to show i got friends\r\ni am the with with part of the orange on my head\r\nfile:///f:/Documents%20and%20Settings/Cali/My%20Documents/squirrel''s%20pics/Hamtaro%20GanG.bmp'),
(2156, '7e48aa43e2', '', 'Linky no worky.\r\n\r\nGot any nekkid pictures of your Mom on that server? drool...drool...');
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(2157, '1c98009d28', 'Your New Computer', 'This was an essay by Bill Bryson that I found in my English textbook.\r\n\r\n[b:1c98009d28]YOUR NEW COMPUTER[/b:1c98009d28]\r\n\r\nCongratulations. You have purchased an Anthrax/2000 Multimedia 615X\r\nPersonal Computer with Digital Doo-dah Enhancer. It will give years of\r\nfaithful service if you ever get it up and running. Also included with\r\nyour PC is a bonus pack of pre-installed software "Lawn Mowing\r\nPlanner", "Mr. Arty Farty", "Blank Screen Saver" and "East Africa Route\r\nFinder" which will provide hours of pointless diversion while using up\r\nmost of your spare memory.\r\n\r\nSo turn the page and let''s get started!\r\n\r\n[b:1c98009d28]GETTING READY[/b:1c98009d28]\r\n\r\nCongratulations. You have successfully turned the page and are ready to proceed.\r\n\r\nImportant Meaningless Note: The Anthrax/2000 is configured to use\r\n80386, 214j10 or higher processors running at 2,472 hertz on variable\r\nspeed spin cycle. Check your electrical installations and insurance\r\npolicies before proceeding. Do not tumble dry. To prevent internal heat\r\nbuild up, select a cool, dry environment for your computer. The bottom\r\nshelf of your refrigerator is ideal.\r\n\r\nUnpack the box and examine its contents. (Warning: do not open box if\r\ncontents are missing or faulty as this will invalidate your warranty.\r\nReturn all missing contents in their original packaging with a note\r\nexplaining where they have gone and a replacement will be sent within\r\ntwelve working months.)\r\n\r\nThe contents of the box should contain some of the following: monitor\r\nwith mysterious De Gauss button; keyboard with 2 1/2 inches of flex;\r\ncomputer unit; miscellaneous wires and cables not necessarily designed\r\nfor this model; 2,000 page "Owner''s Manual"; "Short Guide To Owner''s\r\nManual"; "Quick Guide To The Short Guide To The Owner''s Manual"; "The\r\nLaminated Super-Kwik Set-Up Guide For People Who Are Exceptionally\r\nImpatient Or Stupid"; 1,167 pages of warranties, vouchers, notices in\r\nSpanish, and other loose pieces of paper; 292 cubic feet of styrofoam\r\npacking material.\r\n\r\n[b:1c98009d28]SOMETHING THEY DIDN''T TELL YOU IN THE SHOP[/b:1c98009d28]\r\n\r\nBecause of the additional power needs of the pre-installed bonus\r\nsoftware, you will need to acquire Anthrax/2000 auxiliary software\r\nupgrade pack, a 50 megahertz oscillator, 2,500 mega-gigabytes of\r\nadditional memory and an electrical substation.\r\n\r\n[b:1c98009d28]SETTING UP[/b:1c98009d28]\r\n\r\nCongratulations. You are ready to set up. If you have not yet acquired\r\na degree in electrical engineering, now is the time to do so.\r\n\r\nConnect the monitor cable (A) to portside outlet unit (D); attach power\r\noffload unit sub-orbiter (Xii) to the co-axial AC/DC servo-channel (G);\r\nplug three-pin mouse cable into keyboard housing unit (make extra hole\r\nif necessary). Alternatively plug all the cables into likely looking\r\nholes, switch on and see what happens.\r\nAdditional Important Meaningless Note: The wires in the ampule\r\nmodulator unit are marked as follows according to international\r\nconvention:\r\nblue = neutral or live yellow = live or blue blue and live = neutral\r\nand green black = instant death (except where prohibited by law.)\r\nSwitch the computer on. Your hard drive will automatically download\r\n(allow three to five days). When downloading is complete, your screen\r\nwill say "Yeah, what?"\r\n\r\nNow it is time to install your software. Insert disc A (marked "Disc D"\r\nor "Disc G") into drive slot B or J and type "Hello! Anybody home?" At\r\nthe DOS command prompt, enter your license verification number. Your\r\nlicense verification number can be found by entering your certified\r\nuser number, which can be found by entering your license verification\r\nnumber. If you are unable to find your license verification or\r\ncertified user numbers call the software support line. (Please have\r\nyour license verification and certified user numbers handy as the\r\nsupport staff cannot otherwise assist you.)\r\n\r\nIf you have not yet committed suicide, insert Installation Diskette 1\r\nin drive slot 2 or vice versa and follow the instructions on your\r\nscreen. (Note: owing to software modification some instructions will\r\nappear in Romanian.) At each prompt, reconfigure the specified file\r\npath, double click on the launch button icon and type "C:/" followed by\r\nthe birthdates of all the people you have ever known.\r\n\r\nYour screen will now say "Invalid file path. Whoa! Abort or continue?"\r\nWarning: selecting "continue" may result in irreversible file\r\ncompression, loss of memory and a default overload in the hard drive.\r\nOn the other hand, selecting "abort" will require you to start the\r\nwhole tedious, maddening process over again. Your choice.\r\nWhen the smoke has cleared insert Disc A2 (marked "Disc A1") and repeat\r\nas directed with all 187 of the other discs.\r\n\r\nWhen installation is complete, return to file path and type your name,\r\naddress and credit card number and press "send". This will\r\nautomatically register you for our free software prize "Blank\r\nScreensaver IV: Nighttime in Deep Space" and allow us to pass your name\r\nto lots of computer magazines, on-line services and other commercial\r\nenterprises who will be getting in touch with you shortly.\r\n\r\nCongratulations. You are now ready to use your computer. Here are some\r\nsimple exercises to get you off to a flying start.\r\n\r\n[b:1c98009d28]WRITING A LETTER[/b:1c98009d28]\r\n\r\nType "Dear" and follow it with the name of someone you know. Write a\r\nfew lines about yourself, and then write "yours sincerely" followed by\r\nyour own name. Congratulations.\r\n\r\n[b:1c98009d28]SAVING A FILE[/b:1c98009d28]\r\n\r\nTo save your letter, select file menu. Choose Retrieve from\r\nsub-directory A, enter a backup file number and place an insertion\r\npoint beside the macro dialogue button. Select secondary text box from\r\nthe merge menu and double click on the supplementary cleared document\r\nwindow. Assign the tile cascade to the merge file and insert in a text\r\nequation box. Alternatively write the letter with a pen and put it in a\r\ndrawer.\r\n\r\n[b:1c98009d28]ADVICE ON USING THE SPREADSHEET FACILITY[/b:1c98009d28]\r\n\r\nDon''t.\r\n\r\n[b:1c98009d28]TROUBLESHOOTING SECTION[/b:1c98009d28]\r\n\r\nYou will have many, many problems with your new computer. Here are some\r\ncommon problems\r\nand their solutions.\r\n\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Problem[/i:1c98009d28]: My computer won''t turn on.\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Solution[/i:1c98009d28]: Check your computer is plugged in; check to make sure the\r\npower button is in the ON position; check cables for damage; dig up\r\nunderground cables in your garden to check for damage; drive into the\r\ncountry and check electricity pylons for fallen wires; call hotline.\r\n\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Problem[/i:1c98009d28]: My keyboard doesn''t seem to have any keys.\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Solution[/i:1c98009d28]: Turn the keyboard the right way up.\r\n\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Problem[/i:1c98009d28]: My mouse won''t drink its water or go on it spinning wheel.\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Solution[/i:1c98009d28]: Try a high protein diet.\r\n\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Problem[/i:1c98009d28]: I keep getting a message saying "Non-System General Protection\r\nFault".\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Solution[/i:1c98009d28]: This is probably because you are trying to use the computer.\r\nSwitch the computer to OFF mode and any annoying messages will\r\ndisappear.\r\n\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Problem[/i:1c98009d28]: My computer is a piece of useless junk.\r\n[i:1c98009d28]Solution[/i:1c98009d28]: Congratulations. You are now ready to upgrade to an\r\nAnthrax/3000 Turbo model or a pen and paper.'),
(2158, 'ef8bd9a106', '', 'LMFAO Deadman, good one.'),
(2159, '0454f0c162', '', 'Same here, good people!! :D'),
(2162, 'bc3d801a99', '', '[quote:bc3d801a99="squirrel"][quote:bc3d801a99="GreenMan"]Hey Brett. That comment about cali proof reading was funny. Just one problem with it. The post was made by sqiurrel not Cali. Maybe you should do the proof reading! :roll:[/quote:bc3d801a99]\r\nyeah brett what now biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:bc3d801a99]\r\n\r\nWell it''s quit obvious that you two need to pull your heads outta each others ass because everyone knows what little mouth I call cali when the real clai isn''t there...REMEMBER NOW DUMB ASSES!!!!\r\n\r\nWOW THE IGNORANCE THAT YOU TWO POSSESS IS INCREDIBLE!\r\nWANNA TRY AGAIN? MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(2164, '001b84eda1', 'just come....', 'hey mastermeers ya ya u should come get into the team speak thing ya ya u should come into teh game and play...ya ya u should get to know us.....\r\nbut u just neeeeeedddd to practice not to blink  :lol:  :arrow:  :lol:  :lol: \r\nnice to have u here \r\nc ya on the game'),
(2165, '71ee0f9ce6', 'funny', 'u guy''s are so funnnnnny\r\nthe thing is that i know a big big big big big sicret...katana is not a girl but he play like one i mean u all saw how he holds his rifel...hahaha just kidding  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: \r\nhey...i guess it not a big sicret...hummm'),
(2168, 'fa50203440', 'the word of the day...', 'i tought to teach you guy''s somthing from the far far east here in israel...\r\nhere we speak hebrew so i tought to teach you the hebrew word of the day...\r\nlet''s start with hell = shalom\r\nany request for somthing els??? i''ll be more than happy to teach you everything...guy''s you like to say somthing to a girl in bed...lol i''ll show you the right words in hebrew he he he\r\ngirls...how about u??? ha ha\r\nso far from your hebrew teacher...\r\nc ya on the game...or in the class  :lol:  :lol:'),
(2169, '2acbef2c07', '', 'Doesn''tt shalom mean Hello not hell...lol!\r\n\r\nAnd how would you say "KISS MY ASS" I think this phrase would come in handy...lol!'),
(2171, 'b6f8090b62', '', 'Hey all\r\n\r\nI saw this thread and really needed to share this pic with ya\r\nTry playing a clan match wit {DMF}Thane for a awhile\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:b6f8090b62]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/steviej30/Thane1.jpg[/img:b6f8090b62]'),
(2172, '7d495f9375', 'Re: funny', '[quote:7d495f9375="Sauron"]u guy''s are so funnnnnny\r\nthe thing is that i know a big big big big big sicret...katana is not a girl but he play like one i mean u all saw how he holds his rifel...hahaha just kidding  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: \r\nhey...i guess it not a big sicret...hummm[/quote:7d495f9375]\r\n\r\nActually when you saw me Sauron it was my gun I was holding and it was being held by both hands..I shoot with my rifle and my gun is for Fun...hahahahaha lol!\r\n\r\nIn noway is either done in a feminin way!\r\n\r\nI know you''ve seen my rifle Sauron but do you want to see my Gun?...LMAO!!!!!!!'),
(2173, '1403666960', '', '[size=24:1403666960] Oh you are such a dick for bringing that nasty ass pic of Thane over here you insensative prick! That is one of the nastists pics I have ever seen and on top of that it''s Thane! Which makes it even more obseen....LMAO YOUR SUCK A PRICK PAINBUNNY! [/size:1403666960]'),
(2174, 'e3991ec555', '', 'Well lookd like the Doc. is having a baby...lol!'),
(2175, '00e92c4cb8', '', 'Yo Graywolf rocks!  Havn''t been on a server with him since UTC though, hopefully he''ll be on for a couple games again.  And wtg *BS*'),
(2177, '98bba3ab5e', 'Dear Husband...', 'Dear Husband \r\n\r\nI''m writing you this letter to tell you that I''m leaving you for good. I''ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.  Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.  Last week, you came home and didn''t notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.  You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don''t tell me you love me anymore, you don''t touch me or anything. Either you''re cheating or you don''t love me anymore, what ever the case is, I''m gone. \r\n\r\nP.S. If you''re trying to find me, don''t.  Your BROTHER and I are moving away  to West Virginia together!  Have a great life! Your Ex-Wife \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nDear Ex-Wife \r\n\r\nNothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.  It''s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you''ve been.  I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging.  Too bad that doesn''t work.  I did notice when you cutoff all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!"  My mother raised me to not say anything if you can''t say anything nice.  When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. \r\n\r\nI went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it.  I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.  But when I got home you were gone. Every- thing happens for a reason I guess.  I hope you have the filling life you always wanted.  My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won''t get a dime  from me.  So take care. \r\n\r\nP.S. I don''t know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that''s not a problem. \r\n\r\nSigned Rich As Hell and Free!'),
(2178, '78ae020747', '', 'I love happy endings!!!!...lol'),
(2179, '0f10f12c10', '', 'so I guess this one is more to your liking then\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:0f10f12c10]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/steviej30/Thaneshouseofbeachwearcopy.jpg[/img:0f10f12c10]'),
(2180, '7290dcc0ef', '', '[size=24:7290dcc0ef]ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size:7290dcc0ef]\r\n\r\nOH DAMN!!!! I BETTER SEE THAT AT YOUR SITE OR I''M GONNA DELETE THIS!!!!\r\nBetter yet I think i''ll delete it anyways!  LMAO Your too cruel Pain!\r\n\r\nHe''s piised you guys off lately hasn''t he!?!?!?!?!?!?!'),
(2181, '26d8bdaf62', '', 'hahahaha naa he doesnt have to piss me off for me to do this i do this for the hell of it lol'),
(2182, '5c7bceb239', '', 'lol ! Thats my kinda luck there bro........!'),
(2183, 'd655a0d578', '', 'I am at a lose of words-----------or my lunch! I really don''t know which! OMFG!What the hell kinda joint are you runnin over there UT or A Sick nerd Gamer Dirty fag pis website?LMAO! \r\nThat is just scary Man! damn---------------------------------Scary!'),
(2184, '399b6aab3f', 'Big Dick!', 'So ahhhhhhhhhh! I have a Dickhead of a friend that has decided after a long due arrival to our server that He is going to make his way to us as a community! I hope to have him set up in the next few nights on TS and so forth! SO------------FuSpawn-------------Your a Big Dick!\r\nNow you can Play with all the other Big dicks we have here at the {dFb} Clan server! See ya soon DickHead!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd for the Fuck of it all---------------Fuck you-----------and your little dog too!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nOpps! I did not log  in! Postie!'),
(2186, '901518c23a', '', 'Your Right Sauron! Its a little secret--or-------gun or what ever Katana wants to call his tool! Some say he can hardly hold it-----------Due to the fact that his fingers can''t grasp such small objects!\r\n\r\nMe myself now---------I was born with only one leg---------It took many years to learn how to walk With this problem! I now can walk like a normal man with two legs--- But it''s hard to find a shoe to fit over my dickhead!'),
(2188, '6269e23e37', '', 'What kind of pitbulls?  Are they mixed?  My daughter wants a puppy for her birthday.'),
(2193, '6b0fb05e60', '', '[size=24:6b0fb05e60][/size:6b0fb05e60]CALI REMEMBER CALI????'),
(2195, '3579bba7b1', '', 'OH Spawns back huh...He wants more of an ass kicking then last time?\r\nCool bring it!'),
(2201, '0dc97a6734', 'Testing... 1...2', ':mrgreen:  HI ALL!!!  :twisted:'),
(2203, '26788376fc', '', 'errg?'),
(2204, '6508966ce4', '', 'ahhh haaaa!'),
(2205, '0827bc0a86', '', 'Thank you all for the kind words, but if that gets around, people might think that we are not killas, lol......\r\nSeriously though, I do thank all of you for chillin with us and showin us your techniques.\r\nCatch ya around, {MIRT}SNYPER1488 :twisted:'),
(2206, '7d89b8a3a3', '', 'What''s Up DA.....How ya Been?'),
(2210, '95db9227a8', '', 'That''s right!\r\n\r\nWe want Cali!\r\n\r\nWe want Cali!'),
(2213, '6df1159e61', '', 'Good to see you DA! Let the spamming begin. Spam away bud. :P'),
(2214, '81478c7961', '', 'LMFAO all I can say is EEEEEEEEEEEEEW nasty!!! LOL\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2215, 'f31d102cd8', '', 'D_A HI!!!! Bout dam time ya visit us!! Glad to see ya here :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2218, '7a3e62dcad', '', 'Enough talk Woman, remember why we are here? Lets get on with it. We want Cali, Cali, Cali, Cali, Cali, Cali.\r\n\r\nWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO\r\n\r\nGit er done'),
(2219, 'ea046911c4', '', 'And here we go with page number 5, we did it, now show us the goodies'),
(2220, '0a33e4672d', '', 'DA, What up Man????'),
(2223, '12ebc1df45', '', 'He''s back ! Give him a warm welcome please!'),
(2225, 'b14db4be02', 'Nice to all of u', 'Thank for all the good word for the {MIRT} Clan. Snyper work hard to give us the best. Your always gonna be welcome to our server. Alot of pleasure to play with all of you.  Come back soon, so we can have more fun.\r\n :D \r\n\r\n\r\nA la prochaine et merci encore d''être venue nous voir. (Cya next time and thank again to past by the {MIRT} Clan server.'),
(2226, 'd1b790525a', '', 'Looking forward to see your good art work for my Sig. Thank at advance Cali. :D \r\n\r\nJe suis impatient de voir ton bon travail.  :wink: \r\n\r\nCya'),
(2227, '1d0a935623', '', 'Hey Spawn, it will be a pleasure to insert the barrel of my gun into your mouth and slowly, yes slowly pull my trigger until I unload my round into your mouth and out the back of your skull. OHHHHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAA.\r\n\r\nNice to have you here bud. I look forward to playin with ya.'),
(2228, 'becb40f738', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(2229, 'e5dcd53b41', '', 'Hey Aqua Sorry for taking so long with your image im trying to find a certain filter for your font and Im not having much luck so far but ill find it eventually. \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2231, '14ba918078', '', '8O Boobs  8O  Me want to see Cali''s  Boobs  8O'),
(2232, '6370f02f03', '', ':?:'),
(2233, '2b6dce8973', 'Clan PRACTICE -FRI OCT 21st-', 'Ok guys important practice tommorrow, so those of you playing in the match sunday please be there. Were going over match maps and strategies. \r\n\r\nTime: 6pm PST (8pm cst 9pm est)\r\n\r\nSee ya there! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2234, '81118344d9', '', 'Let''s do it!'),
(2236, 'c97cf0c891', 'SAYING wassssssssUP', 'Just wanted to say wassssssUP to all people in forum I seen that DFB was ranked NUM 1 at http://www.xtremetop100.com/unreal-tournament keep up the good work m8s dont mind me poking in and out of site well guys  keep it real\r\n \r\n      :twisted: THINK HARD....Play HARD....... Crakedhead! :twisted:'),
(2237, '660047ecf6', 'ATTN: Aqua', 'Hey Aqua :-)\r\nI''ve posted your sig pic in your clans forum but incase ya dont see it I''m posting it here 2. \r\n\r\nThe pic is below and below that is the url for it. If theres anythang ya want added or changed on it please dont hesitate to say so k? \r\n\r\nHope ya like it :-)\r\n\r\n[img:660047ecf6]http://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/dFb/4MIRTaquaSIG2.jpg[/img:660047ecf6]\r\n\r\n[url]http://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/dFb/4MIRTaquaSIG2.jpg[/url]\r\n\r\nHave a AWESOME weekend! :-)\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2238, '55326513d3', '', 'WOW!!!!!\r\nThat is beautiful, yet deadly, I love it.  I''m kinda jealous, can I have one too. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! :p'),
(2239, 'a5020385d7', '', 'Well Mr Snyper ya know flattery will get ya everywhere with me  :lol:  :wink:  Why of course It would be a pleasure for me to make ya a siggie pic! :-) Thank you so much for the compliments I appreciate them more than i can express! :D  Will work on somethang for ya asap! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2240, '20be1e5372', '', 'Glad i''m not spawn. :twisted:'),
(2241, '23ddd88eea', 'HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!', 'OKAY as many of you have seen, my avatar is super huge and either takes up half the page or leave it so everyone has to scroll to the right to read all my info, can someone please help.\r\nI would love to either have a real pic like the one on there, or maybe like a skeleton with a bitchen rifle and scope, and of course with the {MIRT} clan tag on there. if you can help, please let me know. thank you all-\r\n{MIRT}SNYPER1488 :twisted:'),
(2242, 'a20dbc3d76', '', 'I be there'),
(2243, '41f9d5fbf5', '', 'Late as usualy but I should be there....I hope!   :lol:  :D'),
(2244, '13ad99e99d', '', 'I am allways there!'),
(2245, '9b21fdffc3', '', 'Sorry all made a date with my wife, I know UT is more importent then a wife or in matts case husband..lol. I figure this date will cost me alot less then a lawyer..lol!'),
(2246, 'a89b8e27f2', 'Awsome work Cali', 'Sooooooooooo fucking nice Cali scuse my word but It is better than I have been expecting. Thank u for the time and energie that you invest for giving me a VERY NICE sig. Can i reduce this one to make me an avatar or it''s not gonne be nice???? cause i like it so mutch that i want it to be my avatar to.\r\n\r\nSpécial demand: if it''s posibble for u to send me one without Unreal writing on the bottom. just to see if i like it better like that, if it''s not to many problem. \r\n\r\nMerci beaucoup. Vraiment impressionner. :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(2247, '9e3baefa67', 'niceeeeeeee', 'looking good freind\r\nnice job cali'),
(2248, 'c910e0a02e', 'have fun', 'have fun guy''s girls...(cali)'),
(2249, '958286b899', 'yeahhhhhhhhh', 'we want cali! we want cali! we want cali!!!!!\r\ncomon we will go up to page 100000'),
(2250, '1b64a2cc0a', 'nice to see', 'it is allweys nice to see a bs* members here they allweys been good freinds\r\ngraywolf come again...nice to c ya'),
(2251, '97a92ae08e', 'hebrew version', 'well first i''m sorry for the eror on the last message shalom = hello and and could be peace too....\r\nkatana... in hebrew kiss my ass is... shak li batahat ... lol\r\nand now we continue with dick =zain hehe\r\nand boobs = shadaim\r\nany more request?\r\nc ya\r\nsauron'),
(2252, '523add90ca', '', 'Thanks for stopping in!'),
(2253, '2c89b68755', '', 'How do you say, BEND OVER'),
(2254, 'd643614b8a', '', 'Come again anytime!'),
(2255, 'f797e7a7e3', '', 'NP Aqua Im soooo glad ya like it yaaaaaay!!! :-) Ill make a smaller one for ya to have as an avatar and ill do one without the unreal tournament on the bottom. ill work on that tonight.\r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(2256, '2d24e912a9', '', '(o)(o) there ya go Greenie :-) LOL\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2257, 'a0ebd10cfd', '', '[quote:a0ebd10cfd="Cali"](o)(o) there ya go Greenie :-) LOL\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:a0ebd10cfd]\r\n\r\n 8O Not exactly what we were all looking for.  8O  But I guess it''s the thought that counts!!  Thank''s Cali! Woo Hoo!! :('),
(2258, 'f481ae5313', '', 'Good job Cali. You seem to be getting better with each one that you make. Just too bad that none will be better than mine. If I didn''t tell you, great work on mine too! :D'),
(2259, '5cca7f0cbd', '', 'You are welcome here anytime. Please register so that we will see your name on the left side rather than guest. Thanks Crakedhead! Drop in as often as you like. :P'),
(2260, '708949c424', '', '[quote:708949c424="GlimmerMan"]How do you say, BEND OVER[/quote:708949c424]\r\n\r\nJust ask Bitch Killer. He always does it so he should know it in all languages. 8O'),
(2261, '97ff2dc37f', '', 'Sorry I didn''t make it last night. I watched the hockey game (Sens improve to 6 and 0) and five minutes after that my cable went out. No cable, no internet. :cry:'),
(2262, '8c80b789db', '', '[quote:8c80b789db="MIRTsnyper1488"]Glad i''m not spawn. :twisted:[/quote:8c80b789db]\r\n\r\nThank you snyper! That is what I was gettin at with my  8O post. Nice welcome to a new again player there Bitch Killer! Maybe he isn''t gay like you are. LOL\r\nWelcome spawn glad to have you here! :P'),
(2263, 'de76988107', '', '[quote:de76988107="Cali"]Well Mr Snyper ya know flattery will get ya everywhere with me  :lol:  :wink:  Why of course It would be a pleasure for me to make ya a siggie pic! :-) Thank you so much for the compliments I appreciate them more than i can express! :D  Will work on somethang for ya asap! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz![/quote:de76988107]\r\n\r\nThat''s not true Cali. Flattery didn''t get us that nudie picture of you now did it? :cry:'),
(2264, '637c877808', 'Testin', 'TEST!'),
(2265, '59206970ad', '', 'To many words on it!'),
(2266, 'b640a9abb2', '', '[quote:b640a9abb2="Bitch_Killer"]To many words on it![/quote:b640a9abb2]\r\n\r\nI agree. I like the sig on the top. I voted no based on the bottom sig.'),
(2267, '8e3bb3ce72', '', 'they are mixed, full bred pittbull is the father and the mother is a huge mutt of sorts. She is the best dog we have ever owned. I will try to take some pics later today....they are just now opening their eyes and starting to walk. Oh, and I will be in Ohio during Thanksgiving :lol:'),
(2268, '8e10689d8b', '', '<img src="http://mattman69.com/stuff/images/powered5.jpg" border="0" />'),
(2273, '05a1b7d746', 'The Hillbilly And The Game Warden', 'A hillbilly went hunting one day in Kentucky and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn''t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Kentucky hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain''t from Kentucky. This is a Tennessee duck. You got a Tennessee huntin'' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain''t no Tennessee duck. This duck''s from Mississippi. You got a Mississippi license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Mississippi hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain''t no Mississippi duck. This here duck''s from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin'' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Boy, just where the hell are you from?" The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said,"You tell me. You''re the expert."\r\n_________________'),
(2277, '76d4ff7d4c', '', 'Ok let me rephrase that then "Flattery will get ya ALMOST anywhere with me!"  :P  LOL\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2278, 'ff0d1c79e7', '', 'LMAO you guys crack me up!\r\n\r\n\r\nHey guys "shak li batahat" LOL :twisted: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2279, '23b1424465', '', 'Welcome to our home who ever you are :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2280, '902b3c5036', '', 'Thanx Guys! :-)\r\n\r\nYa''ll made my day! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2281, '6e45e2c76a', '', 'Great having you with us Spawn! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2282, 'a48cfa5033', '', 'Here''s my new avatar and sig together. Cali your an artist thank you soo mutch again.  :D'),
(2283, '4c4db283d0', '', 'Cali your as sexy as you are talented...Great Work! I love everything you do!'),
(2284, 'da7c1feb96', '', '[quote:da7c1feb96="Cali"]LMAO you guys crack me up!\r\n\r\n\r\nHey guys "shak li batahat" LOL :twisted: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:da7c1feb96]\r\n\r\n\r\nSure thing Sexy!!!! When do you want to meet up ....Hmmmmmm!!!!!!!'),
(2289, 'daa66c50f0', '', 'Nice to u Bitch_Killer to give a hand to Snyper :D \r\n\r\nBy the way cali im gonna keep the one with the unreal writing under look better. My avatar and sig look more nice together.\r\n\r\nMerci encore (thank u again)'),
(6963, '9fae16dcec', '', 'Cool, welcome! Tell stompe to get a date so we can get this clan match on!'),
(2292, 'fa4d0755e2', '{dFb} vs TxT 10-28-2005', 'Ok here are the results for the match.\r\n\r\n{dFb} won 2\r\nTxT won 3\r\n\r\nYou can see screenshots and more details on the match here: [url]http://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches[/url]\r\n\r\nGood games TxT looking forward to the rematch!  :D'),
(2293, '44e68084c2', 'Maps', 'Hey guys, It would be my pleasure to put your new maps on our server.  8)'),
(2294, '5cc45190d8', '', 'TY Man! We love to make them and love to share them with all the UT community!I just need some more ideas for them!lOL!'),
(2295, '45aaca7094', '', 'Sig is lookin good Man! Cali does a good job!See ya soon I hope!'),
(2296, '464f27c9ac', '', 'you missed a day! Damn! LOL! I like the words of the day!'),
(2297, '4c923ddc68', '', 'TxT Guys Rock! That was a close fun match! I was not even pissed we lost! (Saying alot about me) Like football -----if its a blow out it sux if your team wins or loses!But if it''s just that damn close------well-------Dosen''t matter to me who won or lose-------Just great match for us both! Can''t wait for the rematch thought!lol! \r\n\r\nGreat job TxT giys and gals!'),
(2300, '233a57501d', '', 'Ahhhhhhhh hell Fuck him up bad! Just piss him off enough to make him play harder!'),
(2301, '1358e2d9a6', '', 'LMFAO! That is a good one Gray! Damn! If I did not know where you were from I sure wouldn''t ask ya!LOL!'),
(2302, '0a833fa28b', '', 'Hell YEAH I had alot of fun also...We need a rematch and soon!'),
(7023, '5951db64f2', '', 'sweet thanks guys...hope i dont work please let me know the time so i can see what time it will be here central lol i think im central :)'),
(7025, '679bc2d55a', 'NFG', 'Hia dfb,\r\n\r\nNice server and website.\r\n\r\nUse 2play UT99 years ago. Left when the hacking seemed to get outa control.\r\n\r\nBeen playing Americas army lately, but I''ve always loved UT(except when some piece of shit fu@#$%&amp;*@#^%$# hacker started doin their thing).\r\n\r\nAnyways, looks like your a good (non-christaian stick up their asses)squad,  looking foward to fragging a few of you 8O'),
(2305, '72e99a610b', '', 'My dads idea- PinBallMachine'),
(2306, 'e51cd03cb1', '', 'Heck yeah!\r\n\r\nLots of fun.\r\n\r\nLet''s have them over to our server real soon and see if we can have some payback!'),
(7020, '9ea0abcb76', '', '45.43'),
(7021, '9adbcb3cd1', '', 'The older you get, the longer you last necrobitch.'),
(2308, '7bead59baa', '', '[quote:7bead59baa="aqua"]Nice to u Bitch_Killer to give a hand to Snyper :D \r\n\r\nBy the way cali im gonna keep the one with the unreal writing under look better. My avatar and sig look more nice together.\r\n\r\nMerci encore (thank u again)[/quote:7bead59baa]\r\n\r\nI agree Aqua ,it has a more uniform look to it :-)\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2309, '1c2d3917f3', '', '[quote:1c2d3917f3="Katana"][quote:1c2d3917f3="Cali"]LMAO you guys crack me up!\r\n\r\n\r\nHey guys "shak li batahat" LOL :twisted: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:1c2d3917f3]\r\n\r\n\r\nSure thing Sexy!!!! When do you want to meet up ....Hmmmmmm!!!!!!![/quote:1c2d3917f3]\r\n\r\nAnytime you like sweetie :-)\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2310, 'b777c291d0', '', 'Theyre AWESOME  Matt and Post really outdid themselves this time!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2311, '78997d15b7', 'From British Newspapers', 'From British Newspapers\r\n\r\n* Commenting on a complaint from a Mr Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It''s possible Mr Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that destroyed his house." (The Daily Telegraph) \r\n\r\n* Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van, because they cannot issue a description. It''s a Special Branch vehicle and they don''t want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian) \r\n\r\n* A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented, "This sort of thing is all too common". (The Times) \r\n\r\n* At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coastguard on the spot and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied he was sorry, but he didn''t have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff. (Aberdeen Evening Express) \r\n\r\n* Mrs Irene Graham of Thorpe Avenue, Boscombe, delighted the audience with her reminiscence of the German prisoner of war who was sent each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end of 1945, she recalled "He''d always seemed a nice friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out "Heil Hitler." (Bournemouth Evening Echo)'),
(7018, '120d6cbbcd', '', '21.549'),
(7019, 'ccb5bc8bed', '', 'Hell yes! You can come! It would be great to have you on! Thats the whole idea of the podcast! to meet and talk with other clans and to talk about whats up in thier world ! Help us all make friends and meet one another in our comunity! Good for everyone dude! can''t wait to see ya!'),
(2316, 'f32b64042e', '', 'I agree Postie How can we be mad for losing the match when it was soooooo close, everyone played AWESOMELY and the last map come back was well SPECTACULAR!! way to go guys, ya''ll RAWK!!!  :D \r\n\r\n\r\nTxT thank ya so much for hosting the match and congrats on winning! Ya''ll are an excellent bunch of players! I am looking forward to the rematch!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2318, 'a746404634', '', '[quote:a746404634="Katana"]Cali your as sexy as you are talented...Great Work! I love everything you do![/quote:a746404634]\r\n\r\n\r\naaaaaw thanx brett &lt;blush&gt; :D \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2320, '07369bf935', '', 'Great game everyone!!!!'),
(2323, '2232507003', '', 'thank you too............ it was the funnest match we have had yet. We will rematch soon and I expect another battle!'),
(2324, '91b270098c', 'Round of applause for dFb', 'thank you guys for the match, it was a blast and we look forward to another battle soon.\r\n\r\nYou guys are a good team and we will always be ready to rumble or match you!\r\n\r\nthanks 8)'),
(2325, '5332601059', 'FIX ME', 'Can a forum admin fix my sig? I cant get it to work???\r\n\r\nthanks'),
(10619, '235b0bd19f', '', 'Here*'),
(10620, 'c6f7b84298', '', 'Welcome back to the game. See you soon. :P'),
(2328, '80f90ac2e4', '', 'Good one.  LOL!!'),
(2331, '2cca87aff5', '', 'thanks for fun guys and girl'),
(2333, '82fd666db3', 'Droppin in to say Hi...', 'Hey Guys VERRRY nice Site and Forums, congrats to the maker, you done a great job.\r\n\r\nThought I''d come in and introduce myself... [JAG]''][''e@b@g\r\nIm from a UK Camping Clan server''s  based in the UK also. If its ok I will leave a link if its not just delete it. dont wonna go upsetting people I just found.\r\n[url]www.utjag.co.uk[/url] \r\nIm gonna go and have a look around this  8)  site.\r\n\r\nOk i should read first, just spotted the introduction forum, sorry guys just shift this post.'),
(2334, 'c1ba278476', '', 'Nice to have you here buddy! We dont delete shit here, post whatever you like!!'),
(2336, 'fbf27b3bd7', '', 'AHHHHHHHH, wouldnt that be nice (I will leave what part im talking about up to your imagination)'),
(2337, '1ac89fb2ea', '', 'Fixed  :D'),
(2339, '20f7c4857a', 'MEMBERS PHOTOS!!!!!!', 'Hello everyone, so good to be here again  :D \r\nI was wondering if we can have a members photo section in the forums?\r\nMore or less a place where members and friends of the {dFb} clan could upload their photos.  I would really love to put a face with the person I am either playin'' with on UT99 and/or the voice I am hearing on teamspeak.'),
(2340, '3728498fc7', '', 'Welcome JAG nice to see ya here....I have played many of your clan on various servers and u guys are good...so come by and play on our server for a few...'),
(2341, 'a03eeb9d0e', '', 'Good idea snyper and i have seen that on many other forums and besides i really do want to see Cali''s titties..I love ya Cali and love fragging your hot little ass!!!!'),
(2342, '907bf42dbb', '', 'Sometimes when i jerk off i think of me and Cali in the sack.......LOL'),
(2343, 'ae4e226f59', 'Lol', 'You guys keep on arguing lol, its so funny :lol:'),
(2344, '322c065054', 'Ultra Rifle rate of fire', 'I downloaded the Ultra rifle and it works awesome except when moving.  There is a delay when shooting while moving.  Is there any way to fix this?  I have gone into the Mod settings for the rifle, but there isn''t any check box for this option.  The help menu says there should be, but there isn''t.  Thanks for any help.'),
(10615, '25d65bbc7b', 'i''m sure', 'lol cali...\r\ni''m sure u did...we all know MP is blond too'),
(10616, '0eba0a43a3', '', 'WTG to both teemes!\r\n\r\n____________________\r\nfrag on!!! rockon'),
(2346, '2c6eebb6bb', '', 'OOOOOMG!!!! LOL Creep!! LOL  I cant believe ya posted that!! LOL Im totally flattered by that!!!:-) but OMG LOL cuse me while i pick my jaw up out of my lap LOL!  ummmmmm errrr Im at a loss for words here LOL :-) Thanx Creepy thats one helluva compliment!! &lt;BLUSH&gt;!!:-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2347, 'fbab69848d', '', 'Hey Diablo welcome to our home! :-)\r\nWhen you say "theres a delay with the firing of the gun when moving" do ya mean while running? If so thats because the gun isnt set up for run and gunning.If im not mistaken it only shoots bullets rapidly if your standing still or crouching.\r\n\r\n\r\nHave a good one :-)\r\nCali'),
(2348, '560aca54c9', '', 'Welcome Teabag! Your welcome to post anythang you like here :-) Feel free to join in anytime ya like! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2350, '10af6f3bc2', '', '[quote:10af6f3bc2="Katana"][quote:10af6f3bc2="squirrel"][quote:10af6f3bc2="GreenMan"]Hey Brett. That comment about cali proof reading was funny. Just one problem with it. The post was made by sqiurrel not Cali. Maybe you should do the proof reading! :roll:[/quote:10af6f3bc2]\r\nyeah brett what now biatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:10af6f3bc2]\r\n\r\nWell it''s quit obvious that you two need to pull your heads outta each others ass because everyone knows what little mouth I call cali when the real clai isn''t there...REMEMBER NOW DUMB ASSES!!!!\r\n\r\nWOW THE IGNORANCE THAT YOU TWO POSSESS IS INCREDIBLE!\r\nWANNA TRY AGAIN? MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote:10af6f3bc2]\r\n\r\n\r\nIm am sooo lost on this one LOL!'),
(2351, 'db038d0f33', '', 'I agree Nocturnal it definately was FUN!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2352, '03eb0d8453', '', 'LOL Creep! Right back atcha sweetie! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(2353, '6334fc2ff8', '', 'How come no one ever says they wanna frag my hot little ass???? Anyway i''ll look into the photo thing  :lol:'),
(2354, 'c57d3f173c', '', 'Thats fuckin funny God. When im jerkin off its usually with greens hand!!'),
(2355, '7ba39386de', '', 'The line up is to long to frag your ass!! or are you talkin about killing?'),
(2356, '862de1288e', '', 'Awwwwww Matt are feeling left out?? Come on guys tell Matt ya wanna frag his hot lil ass. come on ya know ya want too LOL :P \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2357, '8c8fce056a', '', '[size=24:8c8fce056a]thank you![/size:8c8fce056a] 8)  8)  8)'),
(2358, '44f99f9019', '', '8O'),
(2359, 'd6253b8b61', '', ':?:'),
(10614, 'f0c208a95a', '', 'It was great fun!\r\n\r\nWe stayed with them all the way, but ultimately lost each map.\r\n\r\nStill, other than my butt hurting from the ass kicking, it was a blast!'),
(2361, '0d7aff28fd', '', 'Yup Cali is correct. The gun is set so you can shoot accurately with it while running but it will only fire slowly. The only other option you would have is to set it so it does not shoot accurately while running. The gun is geared more towards sniper/camper style with a little freestyle in mind. We did not want it to shoot rapidly while running.'),
(2362, '9bd4c29085', '', 'LOL what doth my shocked eyes confuse thee??? LOL I always thought it was Matt hand not Greens? LOL  :P \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2363, '8fff157409', '', 'Match was neck and neck! I don''t care the score----------That was great!Hope to play ya all in the near future!'),
(2366, '9da3d76b28', '', 'Sup JAG Guy MAn! your web site looks good dude! Still have to reg. but I am in a hurry so------------Good to see ya here and hope to see you soon again! My have to do a rumble or something soon--------Anywho---------Glad to see ya and come hang out with us sometime on Team speak or anyone else for that matter! Allways have folks on !See Bud!'),
(2368, '3c09981999', 'Photo Album', 'As requested a photo album is now set up and ready to go. So start uploading yo shit!\r\n\r\nYou can get to it from the navigation menu on the main page.\r\n\r\nor from <a href="http://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=4nAlbum">HERE</a>  :D\r\n\r\nThere are 2 sections so far one for members and one for public peeps! If you think we need to add more let me know.'),
(2369, '2cf21d6157', '', 'Matts hands are soft, but Greens are bigger. I need the bigger hands!!!!!'),
(2370, '8ca961a3ab', '', 'lmao you all need some major help!'),
(2371, '12df6e0d93', '', 'Nice job sexy ass!!!!!'),
(2372, '669ea60278', '', '[quote:669ea60278="Ass Face"]Nice job sexy ass!!!!![/quote:669ea60278]\r\n 8O \r\ni put my picture in to!!!'),
(2373, '1224fdd112', '', 'The only dick my hands touch is mine! I guess I''ll go blind now.  And as for Godzilla jerking off thinking of Cali.......I guess that must be a great couple of seconds eh Zilla? :lol:'),
(2374, '54e223c93e', '', 'Welcome to our place. Thank''s for dropping in and post away. We welcome your site links and they will not be deleted! :P'),
(10612, 'ac584207d0', '', 'Shit they must be really good! GREAT JOB DoC! Better luck next time dFb'),
(2376, 'c5ac74a293', '', 'Lots of fun. Can''t wait for the rematch! :P'),
(2377, '7f2f2cc52e', '', '[quote:7f2f2cc52e="MattMan"]How come no one ever says they wanna frag my hot little ass???? Anyway i''ll look into the photo thing  :lol:[/quote:7f2f2cc52e]\r\n\r\nIt''s been fragged far too many times already!! You might catch something from that ass! :twisted:'),
(2378, 'c53459c95c', 'y0', 'My net got cut off...I''m getting my own PC this weekend and getting my own cable line put in..ttyl'),
(2379, '8b92339a4a', '', 'Great games from both Clans! What a blast. Had a ton of fun. :D'),
(2381, '41c2536965', '', 'Good man, git er done. Come back quick!!!!'),
(2382, '70ea5e5ab8', '', 'good to see your alive dude! hurry Back now ya hear!'),
(2384, '6885a6c116', '', '"hands"?\r\n\r\nDon''t you mean tweezer''s Green?'),
(2385, 'cd21851bcd', '', '[quote:cd21851bcd="GreenMan"]The only dick my hands touch is mine! I guess I''ll go blind now.  And as for Godzilla jerking off thinking of Cali.......I guess that must be a great couple of seconds eh Zilla? :lol:[/quote:cd21851bcd]\r\n\r\nThe best seconds of his life!!!  :P \r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2386, '6944b69bf1', '', 'Hey Password !! :-) I was wondering what happened to ya, glad to hearyou''ll be back online soon:-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2388, 'c40a248971', '', 'Actually if u sit on your hand for 20 min it goes numb then when u jerk off it feels like someone else is doing it!!!!'),
(7015, '5ac800bb82', '', 'THANKS YOU GUYS.................ok breaks over :D'),
(2392, 'b9cf55eac0', 'Test', ''),
(2393, '1799d21429', '', 'LOL Creep you crack me up! LOL your too much!\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2394, '48c8f80219', 'Test 2', ''),
(2399, '99fac837fc', '', 'THATS RIGHT!'),
(2400, '97f412c1a0', '', '[quote:97f412c1a0="GreenMan"][quote:97f412c1a0="MattMan"]How come no one ever says they wanna frag my hot little ass???? Anyway i''ll look into the photo thing  :lol:[/quote:97f412c1a0]\r\n\r\nIt''s been fragged far too many times already!! You might catch something from that ass! :twisted:[/quote:97f412c1a0]\r\n\r\n\r\nOr Fall In!!!.....LOL'),
(2402, 'f4c67f0216', 'hi from {BK}', 'just droppin by to say hello to all fellow {dfb}. cool site u have keep up the good work.\r\n\r\ncatch ya l8rs :D  :) \r\n\r\ndrop by sometime at www.bk-knights.com server ip: 213.200.95.32'),
(2403, '8a72d184b7', 'Try Not To Laugh', '[url=http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf][size=24:8a72d184b7]Try Not To Laugh :P [/size:8a72d184b7][/url]'),
(2404, '9f0ad0ed84', '', '[size=24:9f0ad0ed84]lol![/size:9f0ad0ed84]'),
(2405, '9dc4bca6bd', '', 'Thanks for dropping bye BKAngel. I visit your site all the time. :P'),
(7012, 'daeb83cce6', '', 'great work guys'),
(7013, 'b11d115ed0', '', '18.766   :P'),
(7014, '564316cf04', '', '[quote:564316cf04="GlimmerMan"]Oh, I hope don''t get trapped into that one.[/quote:564316cf04]\r\n\r\nYou just did!'),
(2407, 'ef5f123d6d', '', '[quote:ef5f123d6d="Katana"][quote:ef5f123d6d="GreenMan"][quote:ef5f123d6d="MattMan"]How come no one ever says they wanna frag my hot little ass???? Anyway i''ll look into the photo thing  :lol:[/quote:ef5f123d6d]\r\n\r\nIt''s been fragged far too many times already!! You might catch something from that ass! :twisted:[/quote:ef5f123d6d]\r\n\r\n\r\nOr Fall In!!!.....LOL[/quote:ef5f123d6d]\r\n\r\nLMFAO Brett!!! :P'),
(2409, 'd353e4d9da', '', '[quote:d353e4d9da="Deadman"]"hands"?\r\n\r\nDon''t you mean tweezer''s Green?[/quote:d353e4d9da]\r\n\r\nHey Deadman.....the tweezers are for you to pick my pubic hair out of your teeth. Thanks and Godzilla is next! LOL :lol:'),
(2410, '498ee3c1d4', '', 'Hurry back. We miss fragging you ass! :twisted:'),
(2411, '354b6dd10b', '', '[quote:354b6dd10b="Assface"][quote:354b6dd10b="hamles raper"][quote:354b6dd10b="assface"][quote:354b6dd10b="bumhole"]How come no one ever says they wanna frag my hot little ass???? Anyway i''ll look into the photo thing  :lol:[/quote:354b6dd10b]\r\n\r\nIt''s been fragged far too many times already!! You might catch something from that ass! :twisted:[/quote:354b6dd10b]\r\n\r\n\r\nOr Fall In!!!.....LOL[/quote:354b6dd10b]\r\n\r\nLMFAO Brett!!! :P[/quote:354b6dd10b]\r\nLOL!'),
(2412, 'b9c00d77df', '', 'Waaaaahhhhhh!\r\n\r\nBig mean  Greenman hurt my feelings!\r\n\r\nsniff...sniff... :('),
(2413, 'ba461d584c', '', '[b:ba461d584c][color=green:ba461d584c]Hmmm, Hope you guys didn''t forget the lube    :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  [/color:ba461d584c][/b:ba461d584c]'),
(2414, '83f1e2db18', 'PRACTICE -Fri Oct 28th-', '8pm PST (8pm CST 9pm EST)\r\n\r\nHope to see ya there :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nhugz'),
(2415, '33388a0fb8', '', '[b:33388a0fb8][color=green:33388a0fb8] Poor old Lady''s :twisted:  :twisted:  [/color:33388a0fb8][/b:33388a0fb8]'),
(7006, '0dfd2c9855', '', 'lmao'),
(7007, 'f516573cc6', '', 'i only lasted 11.532 seconds!!!'),
(7008, '775e5409c2', '', 'never mind 15 seconds'),
(7009, '2e3abecf6f', '', '8O'),
(7010, '6669d199c9', '', 'hello there English Dude! enjoy the games!'),
(7011, 'a2d960b2be', '', 'have fun in the game Hiei!'),
(2417, 'e43acf5b3a', '', 'Hi Angel thanks for stopping by! I visit you all often, I just don''t post much... :D'),
(2418, '225a3c7fb7', '', 'I''ll try 2 b there'),
(2419, '4a1a44bb48', '', 'saweet luv photo pages..... :mrgreen:'),
(2420, 'c452e809ac', '', 'yo yo thanks   8)'),
(2421, '9f9dd6757c', '', '[quote:9f9dd6757c="Cali"](o)(o) there ya go Greenie :-) LOL\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:9f9dd6757c]\r\n\r\nhehe LOL'),
(2422, 'd551052875', '', 'I''ll try to be there, I been sick the past couple days. Kids keep bringing home those nasty germs from school  :cry:'),
(2423, '7be7477db8', '', 'I should be there.'),
(2424, 'eab7d93f0a', '', '[quote:eab7d93f0a="Dead_Again"]yo yo thanks   8)[/quote:eab7d93f0a]\r\n\r\nYou''re welcome! :P'),
(2425, '5350258f45', '', '[quote:5350258f45="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:5350258f45][color=green:5350258f45]Hmmm, Hope you guys didn''t forget the lube    :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  [/color:5350258f45][/b:5350258f45][/quote:5350258f45]\r\n\r\nLMFAO! :lol:'),
(2428, 'c5d601f82c', 'VOTE VOTE VOTE', 'The top 100 has reset.. We gotta keep 1st place again!! So everyone needs to vote vote vote. Remember if you have 2 or more browsers you can get more votes in!');
INSERT INTO `ndfb_bbposts_text` (`post_id`, `bbcode_uid`, `post_subject`, `post_text`) VALUES
(2429, 'ae22303dfe', 'Wal-Mart Application', 'Wal-Mart Application \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThis is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen \r\nsubmitted to Walmart in Arkansas. \r\n\r\nThey hired him because he was so funny.........you gotta love it!!! \r\n\r\nNAME: George Martin \r\n\r\nSEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one \r\nthat will cooperate) \r\n\r\nDESIRED POSITION: Company''s President or Vice President. But seriously, \r\nwhatever''s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn''t be \r\napplying here in the first place. \r\n\r\nDESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz \r\nstyle severance package. If that''s not possible, make an offer and we can \r\nhaggle. \r\n\r\nEDUCATION: Yes. \r\n\r\nLAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. \r\n\r\nPREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I''m worth. \r\n\r\nMOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and \r\npost-it notes. \r\n\r\nREASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. \r\n\r\nHOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. \r\n\r\nPREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. \r\n\r\nDO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they''re better suited to a more \r\nintimate environment. \r\n\r\nMAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? \r\n\r\nDO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING \r\nUP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what? \r\n\r\nDO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be \r\n"Do you have a car that runs?" \r\n\r\nHAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a \r\nwinner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me. \r\n\r\nDO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes! \r\n\r\nWHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas \r\nwith a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I''m the \r\ngreatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I''d like to be doing that \r\nnow. \r\n\r\nNEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles \r\n\r\nDO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR \r\nKNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely. \r\n\r\n***Old People Rock! ***'),
(2430, '4be0c53492', '', ':lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(2431, '2ef6eb4da0', '', 'Hey Angel its GREAT to see ya here! :-) Stop by any time! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(10610, 'af1214987d', '', 'Great fun [DoC] thanks for the match..\r\n\r\nHere are the resluts of the match.\r\n\r\n[Doc] took all 5 maps\r\nfor all the details and match images go here:\r\nhttp://www.dfbgaming.com/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(2433, '3d0150c172', '', 'going right now to that with both my browsers! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2434, '56132b2861', '', 'Do every day!'),
(2435, 'b226d7490b', '', 'Since we seem to keep calling this Practise, when the hell are we goin to practise?'),
(2436, 'f53c68f6d0', '', 'I vote every day. REMEMBER...top 100 you can vote every 12 hours....Top 200 you can only vote once every 24 hours. If you revote before the time limit, a cookie is put back on your comp and you can''t vote for the alotted time from that new point. SO...maybe you should only vote the top 200 every 2 days! Voteing too often hurts us instead of helping us!'),
(2437, '85ddaf2158', '', 'If that is real then the guy should be a stand up comic! Good one GW! :lol:'),
(2438, '0f78e60714', '', 'Delete ur cookies'),
(2439, '3d68bb44e3', '', 'We did practice, where were you????'),
(2440, '25acc6ddc4', '', '[quote:25acc6ddc4="jimmyz"]Delete ur cookies[/quote:25acc6ddc4]\r\n\r\nnow now jimmy that would be cheating  :lol: \r\nBut I know for a fact that a certin clan has been doing just that. They haven''t been going over board with it but since the reset they have been making sure everytime we get the lead that they get a vote or 2 in front of us.'),
(2441, 'd05f0c4e0f', '', 'Red team took Flat Reverse ya! Poorman was MVP for the red team! Blue team took Zeitkind! Good job all. \r\n\r\nI requested the maps from TUC, still waiting! When I know you will know!'),
(2442, '6e1368e953', '', '[size=24:6e1368e953]L[/size:6e1368e953][size=18:6e1368e953]O[/size:6e1368e953][size=12:6e1368e953]L[/size:6e1368e953]'),
(2443, 'fc70e61d21', 'Hello {dFb} From [TTS]!!!!!', 'Just stopped by to say hello from [TTS] and that you have a very nice website here. I''m looking forward to checking out your servers and fraggin with you in the future :D'),
(2444, '34d0bc2783', '', 'Hello and welcome here Chase.......nice seeing you around the forums.'),
(2445, 'b6a3bcf8a0', 'How cool are you? Try this test', 'http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm'),
(2446, 'd2beee4421', '', 'Thanks for droping by!'),
(2447, 'f428e8f570', '', '[quote:f428e8f570="jimmyz"]Delete ur cookies[/quote:f428e8f570]\r\nDelete ur cookies! 8O'),
(2448, '70df361a4c', '', 'That didnt work, I tried like 4 times and we still only have 30??????'),
(2449, '2ce7571e1d', 'Apology', 'Just wanted to give Matt Man my public apology. He took the time to create a query block for our server, and mentioned that it was simple to do. I started to look through the script and found that he was right, so I started to re-work  the script, and between  two jobs, and a divorce (thank GOD.... LOL) I never finished the script,  or gave Matt the proper credit. So I just wanted to let everyone know that myself, and all of {DMF} appreciate that Matt was willing to take the time to help us out. So again I''m sorry it took this long to make things right.'),
(2450, '9a90616611', '', 'Welcome! Enjoy your time here. :P'),
(2451, '2f1ae7fc1d', '', 'I passed the first time. 100% master!Top that!! :P'),
(2452, '11f1bc36ea', '', 'jimmy, you''re too kind! :oops: \r\n\r\nI know you had to be joking! :lol:'),
(2453, '7fc5202437', '', 'Browse and play here anytime!'),
(2454, 'a20fc28b3d', 'Rate of fire in &quot;showdown&quot;', 'Thanks for the help.  I figured that is what you designed it for, but the main problem is when you and another person are in a "showdown" and firing at each other there is a big delay.  For example, if someone shot at me and hit me and made me move just a hair then there is a huge delay.  It takes a while to even get another round shot off and by that time I am probably dead.  Thanks.'),
(2455, '22b65c4970', '', 'Apologies are great to hear, but hard to say.  I''m sure that this will be appreciated, and\r\nas far as I''m concerned you''re always welcome here.'),
(2456, '6bd61df714', '', 'Always be the first to shoot! 8)  :wink:  :lol:'),
(2457, '8c9794ad90', '', 'no hard feelings, I must say though I was a little suprised to see our link removed. I noticed you have "script created by mattman" there now I think it would be better if you put "php block created by {dFb}MattMan" since it was a block i had to create to get it to work on your site. and rather than have it point to my e-mail address maybe you could have it point to our site here?'),
(2458, 'dee71e638e', '', 'looks like you already took care of it, you guys rock. Thanks'),
(2459, '39795caa83', 'Re: Rate of fire in &quot;showdown&quot;', '[quote:39795caa83="L_Diablo"]Thanks for the help.  I figured that is what you designed it for, but the main problem is when you and another person are in a "showdown" and firing at each other there is a big delay.  For example, if someone shot at me and hit me and made me move just a hair then there is a huge delay.  It takes a while to even get another round shot off and by that time I am probably dead.  Thanks.[/quote:39795caa83]\r\n\r\nWhat''s happening is that when you get shot you end up hoping and that counts as movement so the gun slows it''s rate of fire and that is what the delay is the gun shooting while moving, so the rate of fire is greatly reduced!\r\n\r\nIt really isn''t designed for run and gun if that''s what your trying to use it for!\r\n\r\nI hope this is helpful!'),
(2460, '4ed84d9c74', '', 'I don''t care what Thane says about you....Your OK in my book! :D'),
(2461, '3195bce11c', '', '[quote:3195bce11c="Bitch_Killer"]We did practice, where were you????[/quote:3195bce11c]\r\n\r\n\r\nTDM Is not the kinda practise we need! We need to teach the other players that don''t know how to use their translocators like alot of us do! Practise quick aiming! Telefragging is also something to practise! Practise running and doing a quick crouch and firing!\r\n\r\nTheres alot of this we could be doing instead of playing TDM!\r\n\r\nAnd to answer your question about where I was? I left because I wanted to practise not play team deathmatch! TDM is for fun I just wanted to practise, not hunt someone down like we always do!'),
(2462, '68e6402c0a', '', 'I concur, but we still need to play the maps as teams to get used to playin together'),
(2463, 'eb1bcda0bc', '', 'Thats funny, when I clicked on it, it said I''m still a dickhead, what up with dat???????'),
(2464, '28e52e489d', '', 'Never listen to Thane............ It''s best if you don''t even talk to him :D'),
(2465, '8e658def4e', 'Speeding Excuses', 'Speeding Excuses\r\n\r\n\r\nPhiladelphia''s Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers give for speeding.  Here are some of the officers'' favorites.  By the way, none of them worked. \r\n\r\nA man told the officer he was rushing to the hospital because had been stung by a bee, and was allergic.  "There''s the bee right there," he said, pointing to his dashboard.  The officer looked.  The bee was not only dead, but in a advanced state of decomposition. \r\n\r\nA man was doing 70 mph on the shoulder of I-95, avoiding the bumper-to-bumper traffic.  After a third of a mile, he was stopped by an officer.  He jumped out of the car, brushing off his pants, and told the cop he had dropped a cigarette on his lap.  "I was looking for a place to park," he explained. \r\n\r\nA speeder said that he and his wife were trying to have a baby.  "My wife is ovulating," he told the officer.  "I have to get home right now." \r\n\r\nAn officer stopped a man doing 80 mph.  When he asked the driver whether he had seen the speed-limit signs, the man responded, "I went by them so fast I probably missed them." \r\n\r\nA man going south on I-95 was stopped near Washington Avenue doing 79 mph.  "My engine misses, and I''m trying to clean out the carburetor," he told the officer.  For good measure, he added, "If I don''t go this fast, my car won''t go at all." \r\n\r\n"I''m due in traffic court," one speeder said.  "If I''m late they''re going to enforce the bench warrant." \r\n\r\nWhen an officer told a speeder that the speed limit on the Schuylkill Expressway was 50 mph, the driver responded, "Officer, where have you been?  It''s 65 now." \r\n\r\nOne speeder said simply, "I''m trying to beat my wife home.  Don''t ask." \r\n\r\nAn elderly person was stopped after doing 73 mph.  When told he was getting a ticket, he asked the officer, "Is there a senior citizen''s discount?"'),
(2466, '41af0b6f86', '', ':P  :P  :P  :P  :P'),
(2467, '55f29bac23', '', 'We can do that Brett, but I think we need to play TDM so everyone gets better at listing and talking to each other. \r\n\r\nCorrect me if I’m wrong Poorman, I think Poorman learned a lot about Flat Reverse.\r\n\r\nI also think BK learned how to get killed 22 times as well....lol!'),
(2474, '0a451106a4', '', 'Hey Chase, what up dawg??'),
(2468, '20f37620b9', '', 'I think thats a great idea Brett I dont know why we cant do the tdm and what brett suggested at each practice. \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2469, 'd2041f68f2', '', 'You''re not wrong Jimmy, I did learn!  I am sure that shocks DK(my wife) who probably thought that me learning was an impossibility. :cry:  :wink: \r\n\r\nI also agree with Katana, but I agree with Jimmy''s assessment too.  I suggest we devote \r\ntime to sharing, learning, and playing during practices, maybe an hour of learning and an hour of playing.  Just an idea :idea: .\r\n\r\nOne thing I know though, is that when we are teaching/learning, we have to get everybody to cooperate.  We can''t have people shooting us while we are learning, I have seen people leave for this reason as well.  Remember that the most important part of practice is to improve.'),
(2470, '5f82609f0b', '', 'Hey Chase welcome to dFb!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2471, '564f7e16f2', '', '[quote:564f7e16f2="poorman"]You''re not wrong Jimmy, I did learn!  I am sure that shocks DK(my wife) who probably thought that me learning was an impossibility. :cry:  :wink: \r\n\r\nI also agree with Katana, but I agree with Jimmy''s assessment too.  I suggest we devote \r\ntime to sharing, learning, and playing during practices, maybe an hour of learning and an hour of playing.  Just an idea :idea: .\r\n\r\nOne thing I know though, is that when we are teaching/learning, we have to get everybody to cooperate.  We can''t have people shooting us while we are learning, I have seen people leave for this reason as well.  Remember that the most important part of practice is to improve.[/quote:564f7e16f2]\r\n\r\nI 2nd that!! :-)'),
(2472, 'ce1533155e', '', 'Hey Cali, does that include DK being shocked?  How rude! :evil:  :twisted:  8)'),
(2473, 'ca3277f49a', '', 'Yes I did learn how to die 23 times, damn spawn killing bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\r\n\r\nAnd yes I agree with JZ, Poorman was the MVP of that game, no jokin!!! You have learned alot lately grasshoper!! Way to fuckin go poorman!!'),
(2475, '4dab9c186c', '', 'Aw shucks :oops:  :wink:'),
(2476, '49edf3a45b', '', 'Yeah but it''s sooo much fun talking shit about him though isn''t it?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...LMFAO :P  :lol:  :P  :lol:  :P  :lol:'),
(2477, 'c0d7f64582', '', 'What was that poorman?  You learned something!!  WOW!!  That''s great honey.  Keep it up.   :o'),
(2478, '5fc4fb2990', '', 'I wasnt trying to be condisending, I was just trying to be funny? sorry!'),
(2480, '2cffdb3263', '', 'YUP!! LOL :P \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2481, 'b96bd324e6', '', 'Thx for the welcome. Just to let you know we are just running a couple temp servers right now until we get our new box racked. When we get everything up and running, maybe we can schedule some matches......Frag ya l8r!'),
(2482, 'a29a0ddb5a', '', 'Cool :D'),
(2484, 'd413050305', '', '[quote:d413050305="Bitch_Killer"]I wasnt trying to be condisending, I was just trying to be funny? sorry![/quote:d413050305]\r\n\r\nNot sure who you thought you may be condescending to, but all''s cool with DK and I.  We always enjoy a good laugh, especially if it is at my expense. :)'),
(2485, '4dde29f178', '', 'Slow down u2 are using real big words that I dont understand, bring it down to...say the 6th grade level. \r\nThanx!'),
(2490, '8a4b6ea95d', '', '[quote:8a4b6ea95d="TTS_Chase"]Thx for the welcome. Just to let you know we are just running a couple temp servers right now until we get our new box racked. When we get everything up and running, maybe we can schedule some matches......Frag ya l8r![/quote:8a4b6ea95d]\r\niM ALL 4 THAT CHASE! :-)'),
(2491, 'c9c0e88c67', 'Happy Halloween!', 'Hope everyone had a great night....just thought I would share some pictures of the kiddos. Feel free to tell me how adorable they are! LMAO!\r\n\r\nhttp://postkids.shutterfly.com/action/'),
(2492, '44ac3c5201', '', 'but summer, it seems we need a password to see them. if u could post it, i for one would like to see them!'),
(2488, '98039534cd', '10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty', '10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty\r\n\r\n\r\n10. She''s a goblin!\r\n9. I''d like to get a little something in the sack.\r\n8. Let me see your bag.... Oh! You''re having a great night!\r\n7. Just get on your hands and knees, and bob your head.\r\n6. She''s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.\r\n5. If you just lick it, it''ll last longer.\r\n4. Show me your Jujubes and I''ll let you see my Zagnuts.\r\n3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth...\r\n2. You scared me stiff!\r\n1. He''s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!'),
(2489, '92c7e001ae', '', 'ooookkkkkk i will never say those things!\r\n 8O  8O'),
(2493, 'ec1a7962ee', '', 'Would love to see the kids, but shutterfly is requiring a password. :D'),
(2494, 'a4c47bb8b0', '', 'man, I thought I shared that here.....\r\n\r\n\r\nsorry! Password is Kids. :oops:'),
(2495, 'aec1a0108f', '', 'very precious! :)'),
(2496, '1b71de0856', 'Heard By The Computer Help Desk', 'Heard by the computer help desk: \r\n\r\nA customer couldn''t get on the Internet:\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Are you sure you used the right password?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Yes I''m sure. I saw my colleague do it."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Can you tell me what the password was?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Five stars."\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "What kind of computer do you have?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "A white one."\r\n\r\n______\r\n \r\n \r\nCustomer: "Hi, this is Rose. I can''t get my diskette out."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Have you tried pushing the button?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Yes, sure, it''s really stuck."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "That doesn''t sound good; I''ll make a note."\r\n \r\nCustomer: "No... wait a minute... I hadn''t inserted it yet... it''s still on my desk... Sorry..."\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Click on the ''My Computer'' icon on to the left of the screen."\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Your left or my left?"\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Good day. How may I help you?"\r\n \r\nMale customer: "Hello, I can''t print."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Would you click on start for me and..."\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Listen pal; don''t start getting technical on me! I''m not Bill Gates, you know!"\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can''t print. Every time I try, it says, ''Can''t find printer''! . I''ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can''t find it."\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nCustomer: "I have problems printing in red."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Do you have a color printer?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Aaaah... Thank you."\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nCustomer: "My keyboard is not working anymore."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Are you sure it''s plugged into the computer?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "No. I can''t get behind the computer."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back."\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Okay."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Did the keyboard come with you?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Yes."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Yes, there''s another one here. Ahh, that one works!"\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Your password is the small letter ''a'' as in apple, a capital letter ''V'' as in Victor! , and the number ''7''."\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Is that ''7'' in capital letters?"\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "What anti-virus program do you use?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Netscape."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "That''s not an anti-virus program."\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer."\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nCustomer: "I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!"\r\n \r\n______\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "How may I help you?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "I''m writing my first e-mail."\r\n \r\nHelpdesk: "Okay, and what seems to be the problem?"\r\n \r\nCustomer: "Well, I have the letter ''a'' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?"\r\n\r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------'),
(2497, 'd4dfa2d3d9', '', 'Great pics.  The kids looked adorable!! :D'),
(2498, '30bf9639db', '', 'lol\r\nthier dumb'),
(2499, '44999fde3f', '', 'Cute kids! Who is their father? We all know they can''t be postie''s. LOL postie. I guess they take after mom. :lol:'),
(2500, '1b6bc61c2f', '', 'Good one glimmer!  :P'),
(2501, 'af4364909c', '', '[quote:af4364909c="demonkiller"]What was that poorman?  You learned something!!  WOW!!  That''s great honey.  Keep it up.   :o[/quote:af4364909c]\r\n\r\nDoes she say that to you often? :twisted:'),
(2502, '8e28073eda', '', 'What can I say ! I denied them all but They do look alot like me rather then my wife!Sorry! I guess if you think they are cute you think I am cute so that makes you gay or something!LOL! JK! TY for the comp.! Love my kids! As do you all  love your''s(Most every day)'),
(2504, '03656a479d', '', 'You weren''t suppose to tell him about my lover Green....man, thanks alot! :lol: The older two are a good mixture of both of us...the younger one, looks nothing like Postie! \r\n\r\nWe think they are adorable....thanks for the compliments. :P'),
(2505, '248efb2b9d', 'Re: Happy Halloween!', '[quote:248efb2b9d="Somrluvin"]Hope everyone had a great night....just thought I would share some pictures of the kiddos. Feel free to tell me how adorable they are! LMAO!\r\n\r\nhttp://postkids.shutterfly.com/action/[/quote:248efb2b9d]\r\n\r\nSomr you and Postie have beautiful kids!! Adorable costumes too!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2506, '430da48cda', '', 'L 8O L'),
(2507, '317de1a6a1', 'I made a chickie dfb skin!', 'Hi guys and gals :-)\r\n\r\nAfter a all night vigil with the skin editor and psp6, and photoshop I managed to make us chickies a skin with the female warskin and bygolly it frickin works too!! :-)On the warskin I removed color from the calfs,feet, hips, and on various places on the chest front and back, I then added dFb Chicks to the back side only, the non colored grey version is exsactly the same as the warskin in our games cept for the dfb chicks on the back.  See if ya like it the pics urls are below.\r\n\r\n\r\nPS. Postie i got the skin ya worked all loaded in the editor and then realized your dfb chicks on the backs were upside down LOL so i went back and redid them so they were rightside up and then complied them in the skin editor and then put it in my game and it worked fine but the darn red version looked crappy :-( the calfs were neon pink while the other red parts were red and pink. It just didnt look right so thats when i started working on the warskin one. Ill send ya both (when were both on TS) so ya see what i mean, anyways I hope ya dont mind that i went ahead and made a completely different skin.\r\n\r\nhttp://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/dFb/DFBchickSkin1.jpg\r\n\r\nhttp://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/dFb/DFBchickSkin2.jpg\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2508, '19e2a21ec0', 'Stats', 'Hey Guys/Girls,\r\n\r\nI have a suggestion for the stats.  Instead of the numbers just accumulating, could we get monthly stats?  The way it is now, the longer you play, the less your ranking moves because your average becomes more difficult to move (sort of like a bowling avg where by the last month of the season, your average hardly moves).\r\n\r\nI''d like to see how I''m improving against the likes of Bitch-Killer and GreenBitch....'),
(2509, '5118e184fc', '', 'Cali they look great! Lets get them on the server. I might have to wear that myself  :D'),
(2510, '01c7a4b0d0', '', 'REALLY its good enough to use on the server??? COOL!!! Ok ill be on TS in about ten minutes and i can send ya the files then. THANX MATT!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2511, '0f85bb3ede', '', 'Hit me up on MSN soon and lets have  round 2.\r\n\r\nthanks'),
(2513, '02ef1a82cf', '', 'As always, great job chick!!!!'),
(2514, 'd57196dda1', '', 'Why thank you Mr Bitch :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2520, 'cadb9d1704', '', 'Good job Cali. I kind of like the old skin you girls wore but it was very distracting and I died because I was staring at it too much! :P'),
(2521, '92f7929398', '', 'I think that''s a cool idea Chalky!  BTW, were/are you a bowler?  I used to be a league bowler myself.'),
(2523, 'e12df0e36b', '', 'Great job, and thank you for the hard work!'),
(2524, '85f51b5456', '', 'They look great Cali.  Great job!! :D'),
(2526, '971d715785', '{dFb} Chick Skin', 'Clan skin for the ladies.. Thanks Cali!\r\n\r\nDownload it <a href="http://mattman69.com/stuff/private/dFbBABE-black.zip">HERE</a>'),
(2529, 'bcdf402c55', 'Greetings from [ACE]!', 'Hey all, just making a visit on behalf of the guys at [ACE].\r\nSeen a couple of your peeps before (Cali, Katana) and thought I''d drop by and give greetz.\r\n\r\nIf you take a look at the scroll on my text, details for our webpage and server IP are there.\r\n\r\nJust out of curiousity also, I''m wondering if it''s possible to get a download of your HouseOfPain! map for our server. If you could allow me the privilege of taking this map to our house, it would be real sweet as I admire the map - nice job BTW to the guys on it!\r\n\r\nHope to see you around sometime soon, whether it''s at your place or ours.\r\n\r\nGreetz from [ACE]!\r\n\r\n[ACE]Exodus :D'),
(2530, '37eb077d06', '', 'Hey Exodus how ya been? The guys most likely would love ACE to have the maps on your server! It would be a great compliment for you all to do that! \r\nHeres the link...\r\nhttp://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=9&amp;mode=&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0\r\n\r\nAnd this is forTthe House Of Pain.. http://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=5&amp;mode=&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0\r\n\r\nWe have alot of fun on these......I hope you all do too!'),
(2533, 'f3dbf12116', '', 'Nice work Sexy...Love it!'),
(2534, '8b3788ae1f', '', 'LOOKIIIIN GOOD!  LOOKIN GOOOOD!!!!!  And the skins aren''t half bad either!..... :D  :D'),
(2535, '3a863e7432', '', 'AWESOME skins cali!!!! they are better than the other skins  cause i think they wont be quite as visible.'),
(2536, 'ef4e84477b', 'The Amish Hand Warmer', 'The Amish Hand Warmer \r\n \r\nAn amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold \r\nblustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." \r\n\r\nthe mother replied "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." \r\nThe daughter did and her hands warmed up. \r\n \r\nThe next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands \r\nare freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth \r\nof my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThe following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, \r\n\r\n"My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will \r\nwarm it up." He did and warmed his nose. \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThe next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis \r\nis frozen solid."  \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\nThe following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, \r\nand she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" Slightly \r\nconcerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?" The daughter replies, "They \r\nmake one hell of a mess when they defrost, don''t they?'),
(2540, 'a43612dc3d', '', 'Sup ACE Clan! I have meet a few of you in my days! Great bunch of guys you got over there! \r\n\r\nTY for the comps. on the maps! We love to make them and love to share them! Every thing we make is for download here! Guns mods Maps ETC.....We just love the UT community and enjoy helping folks involed in it!  We also have some really great other maps we have made here for download  !  http://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Maps\r\n\r\nI am also soon to be finishing a Map about a new car showroom with hummers in it with 20 inch chrome wheels and stuff! Should be a good one as well! I say I will be done with in the week! ''\r\n\r\nGood to see you all here and don''t be strangers'' Folks like yourself keep this version of UT aliive and kickin! Hope to see you soon! Give Tic Tac ''Thor and the gang a big hello for me and the dFb clan! I am The PostMan aka Vanquisher!'),
(2543, '5b018554ef', '', 'Spam post! Yes vote!'),
(2544, '6a8b9a6d3b', '', 'OHHH and we''re winning this one...Just to let ya know...lol! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(2542, '54fb261a0d', '', 'I am ready now !!!!!!!!!!! LOL! Hell of a good time we all had the first match! I guess JimmyZ will get with you and get the details worked out!'),
(2545, 'a4f9492824', '', 'Any chance for pratice this friday guys? Just wondering!'),
(2548, '4032d1fbb3', 'So Any good Ideas?', 'I think Maybe we have a party night sometime soon where we all get on the old TS --- invite some friends even some from other clan etc....... and just kick it on TS play some UT and just have some good old fun for the Hell of it! Get drunk and tell some lies and speak some truths ---tells some jokes and Fuck have fun! Make it like a UT fun nite not a rumble or any thing just a meet and greet night or something! An open house!\r\n\r\nAny takers??????'),
(2549, 'cd60b40b73', '', '[quote:cd60b40b73="GreenMan"]Good job Cali. I kind of like the old skin you girls wore but it was very distracting and I died because I was staring at it too much! :P[/quote:cd60b40b73]\r\n\r\nThanx greenie :-) Heck were keeping the Rumiko skin I need to get some frags someway LOL :-)\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2550, '2059dfcdff', '', 'Thanx everyone! Im glad ya''ll like the skins :-)\r\n\r\nLMAO Brett  :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(2551, '36bd78870c', '', 'Thanx sweeties! :D \r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2554, '5053a20dcd', '', 'I LIKE it Postie! hell im always up for a party and a lil fraggin, lets do it!!! :-)\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2555, '3ad644f48f', 'PRACTICE -Friday Nov 4th-', 'hey guys its practice time! Id like to start doing what Brett suggested plus doing the TDM.\r\n\r\nId like to start practice a hour later than usual if thats ok wil ya''ll 6pm at my house is just to hectic so how bout we start practice around 7pm PST (9pm CST, 10 pm EST)\r\n\r\nIf thats to late for all ya easterners speak up now :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2556, 'd9f764947f', '', 'Hey hey hey Exodus its GREAT to see ya here! :-)\r\n\r\nPlease join us here anytime ya like, your always welcome in our home! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2557, '6b4d5d9916', '', 'LOL those are funny! :-)'),
(2558, '9e96b293ad', '', 'LOL LOL! \r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2559, '1e4eed6cbb', '', 'LMAO!! Ya got me! :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2560, '86e9ac90d0', '', 'those people have no business being online LOL :P \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2561, '7f50b50c52', '', 'LOL!'),
(2562, '7e6cfef419', '', ':lol: that was funny! \r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2563, 'd69dd4bf91', '', 'LMAO!!! Old ladies kickin some ass WOO HOO you go girls!! :lol:'),
(2566, '4028108b49', '', 'The Hockey game is over by 10! Im down with that'),
(2567, '8c6cc4ffcb', '', 'I think that will be ok, Ive been pretty busy latly and haven''t been on much but I need the practice so I''ll be there!'),
(2570, '6e82ab4cd0', '', 'I''m in. No Sens game that night. Kill you then. :twisted:'),
(2571, '6ea493c62c', '', 'Mean girls suck!'),
(2572, 'ac8a5d1074', '', '[quote:ac8a5d1074="GreenMan"]Mean girls suck![/quote:ac8a5d1074]\r\n\r\nI guess mean girls don''t suck! And that sucks! :lol:'),
(2573, '43c003021b', '', 'LOL GW! Another fine one. :D'),
(2574, 'bc682c026b', '', 'Boy I''m glad that they didn''t print my name on any of those! :oops:'),
(2575, '272934b1be', '', 'LOL! Godzilla must use that line! LOL :?'),
(2576, '3b9da13bf8', '', 'Good to see you. Thanks for stopping in! :P'),
(2577, 'eec99ce7b0', '', 'Anyone is allowed on our TS now. If we play the game, you know it is always about kicking ass. I''m all for it but I don''t see how it will be any different.'),
(2579, '9023bd2acd', '', 'Good job Cali. :P'),
(2580, '15925d7955', '', 'Top 200 is reset. Vote now!'),
(2581, '0f6017e5ed', '', '[quote:0f6017e5ed="poorman"]I think that''s a cool idea Chalky!  BTW, were/are you a bowler?  I used to be a league bowler myself.[/quote:0f6017e5ed]\r\n\r\nHe would like to think he is a bowler but he sucks at it. Stick to the game buddy. Atleast your average might go up! :twisted:'),
(2582, '0b7f077d70', '', 'Guys, props to y''all for the welcome. Additional thanks for the download links, appreciated for the help there.\r\n\r\nLooking forward to dropping by your neck of the woods sometime real soon. \r\n\r\nGood of ya to keep the spirit of 99 alive! :D'),
(2583, 'b6d996f8d1', '', 'I''m in fror TDM headshots!\r\n\r\nAnd, not just mine this time...'),
(2584, 'b00ed6bb78', '', 'As long as we don''t have another one of those 80 minute CTF-Niven matches!\r\n\r\nLet''s do it.'),
(2585, '1ab1727c9c', '', 'LMAO! 80 mins! It was awsome!LOL! Don''t want to do it all the time but fuck it was great!\r\n\r\n\r\nWell I mean to publicly let a few folks know what the idea is and invite them to our house for some good old fun! not just us! Follow me now!'),
(2586, '098ff51a69', '', 'I''ll be there; just a bit late.  :)'),
(2587, '5b911343b0', '', 'so...when I get mad at you for this...I will know it was ALL you!!!! :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\nI am laughing, for now. :roll:  :?  :D'),
(2588, 'a8683e8c74', '', '[b:a8683e8c74][color=green:a8683e8c74]Nice to see a fellow Camper  :wink: \r\nI haven''t been to the Ace forum in a while, keep having some issue with my browser that won''t allow access ? ? ? :(  [/color:a8683e8c74][/b:a8683e8c74]'),
(2591, '36d5616a5f', '', 'I like them to Cali.  Nice job!!!!'),
(2592, 'ef943700cb', '', 'Ill come down to ur place postal and hook in! As long as u supply the beer! Miller Light!'),
(2593, 'ade0070939', '', 'OOO ur dead DEAD u got some revenge comming to u for the other night...lol!'),
(2594, 'bb5166d2f5', 'Hey Guys [SMLY] had finnaly got its server :) Check it out!', 'Hey Guys [SMLY] had finnaly got its server :) Check it out!\r\nSERVER IP: 8.6.3.119:777'),
(2595, '7d8f259cde', '', 'Ooooo...\r\n\r\nI''ll be seeing you through my sniper scope then JimmyZ!\r\n\r\nLet''s get it on!'),
(2596, '213f76c5fa', '', 'Could we make that some Killians'' Red?  or B eck''s Dark? mmmmmm. ..beer.....'),
(2597, 'da99be6373', '', 'They are really good sniper skins!\r\n\r\nGood job to Cali!\r\n\r\nOf  course, if you want to make a really distracting skin per Greenman''s suggestion, that would be oka too!'),
(2598, 'bc1dfda093', 'Cat Bowling', '[url=http://www.club300.ru/public/content/media/humor/cat_new/cat_new.swf][size=24:bc1dfda093]Cat Bowling[/size:bc1dfda093][/url]'),
(2599, '2fd5ec2ad8', '', 'sounds like a plan Jimmy! I like the Bud light myself!'),
(2600, 'd1d40a5f90', '', 'we shall see about that 8O ................Win or lose,  we dont care as long as ity is as fun as the 1st one.'),
(7005, '71aacf6167', '', 'No problem bud, ur welcome to join in on the fun. Planning on March 4th or 5th for the next podcast, Ill let u know. Ill send u a order of topics so u get an idea what will talk about. Have some notes written down for ur clan info! That was thepostman that called u all old...lol!'),
(2602, '8d20c06c25', '', 'Another thing........is yout TS public and if so can I get the info.....thanks'),
(2603, '3acdef655e', '', 'missed it because of work, sorry'),
(2604, '87fe631dec', '', 'The Unreal Channel of our teamspeak is public and you can join the channel at the home page,  just click on the Unreal Channel and your in!'),
(2605, '921b2b6ef0', '', 'OOOOHHH HELLLL YEAHHH IT WILL BE!!!!!!  Fun is the name of this game! And that''s all we like to do! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D \r\n\r\nSee Ya on the playground Nocturnal........'),
(2606, 'f6674fe553', '', '[quote:f6674fe553="Deadman"]Could we make that some Killians'' Red?  or B eck''s Dark? mmmmmm. ..beer.....[/quote:f6674fe553]\r\n\r\n\r\nIrish Red for me too...That''s my favorate!'),
(2607, 'dad0955390', '', 'I also missed it. Sorry everyone. Hard day at work. Went to bed at 8:00'),
(7001, 'f9446f4147', 'whoa', 'http://www.aclu.org/pizza/images/screen.swf'),
(7002, 'efdcceebf1', '', 'that was cool Cali! but couldnt get past 12 sec.'),
(7003, 'c100c27503', '', 'doh!'),
(7004, 'f58fa74ddb', '', 'yes i realy like the idea of that pdcast you guys do .... its a very good deal i think....i''d like to be at the next one and im sure i know more as well....all combine as one and help...oh and i think it was mattman in the last podcast said TTS was old now c-mon not all of use lol  good job guys'),
(2609, 'd935434f76', '', 'Well...... Not too good at that one. Only 108. I bet I would do better if it was the Canadian version with only 5 pins, I mean cats! :twisted:  Fun though GW!'),
(2610, 'c9417ad206', '', '[quote:c9417ad206="Cali"][quote:c9417ad206="GreenMan"]Good job Cali. I kind of like the old skin you girls wore but it was very distracting and I died because I was staring at it too much! :P[/quote:c9417ad206]\r\n\r\nThanx greenie :-) Heck were keeping the Rumiko skin I need to get some frags someway LOL :-)\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:c9417ad206]\r\n\r\nSexy skin...sexy signature......NOW  WHERE IS THAT NUDIE PICTURE???? :lol:'),
(2611, 'badea54090', '', 'We are still waiting!  8O You didn''t think that we forgot about you did you Cali?'),
(2612, 'ad68e238b2', '', 'Hey, for the guys that missed, there is a new practice board that postie found. Go check it out.\r\n\r\nWay to go postie!!'),
(2616, '9de936a59d', 'Warpigs Knockabout...', 'lolol...oh well...was worth the try... thanks dfb...jimmyz... etc....\r\n\r\nSorry we just play too different of styles...ya...I know you guys camp too...but was just too much movement for us...forced us to move too much...wasnt fun overall...and deemers??...lol didnt know anyone used those anymore...lol\r\n\r\nAnyway...I will try to gather up some diehards now and again and come visit...cya\r\n\r\nJudge'),
(2617, 'c529eec650', '', 'Sorry to see that you feel that way. We camped and camped. It is too bad that we beat you soo badly. Maybe we should have played like little girls and then maybe you would be happy with the outcome. When you guys feel like playing a real match let us know. Until then, maybe you should learn how to play the game on all levels! Thought it was lots of fun and that you were great sports. Guess I was wrong.'),
(2619, '3dd97a0d52', '{dFb} vs {WP} 11-5-2005', 'Here are the results from our rumble with the war pigs. \r\n\r\nBest out of 3\r\n\r\nWP won 0\r\ndFb won 3\r\n\r\nScreenShots:\r\n\r\n[img:3dd97a0d52]http://mattman69.com/stuff/matchimages/wp.jpg[/img:3dd97a0d52]\r\n\r\n[img:3dd97a0d52]http://mattman69.com/stuff/matchimages/wp2.jpg[/img:3dd97a0d52]\r\n\r\n[img:3dd97a0d52]http://mattman69.com/stuff/matchimages/wp3.jpg[/img:3dd97a0d52]'),
(2620, '7c9841921a', '', 'I t Was good fun ! We camped our asses off ! For real! If you go back to when we played as the BS clan---That was a run-n-gun match! You will see we really really made a good effort to camp like no other camper clan!\r\n\r\nWe all had low deaths and and stayed in good camping spots! I am sorry you think we did not camp but if you come play on our server any night of the week you would see that we do run-n-gun---but as for the match play id concerned we all stick togather and camp our asses off! \r\nI want to ty for a well played match and a good effort for your guys part! We have learned many good spots in alot of the maps we play for matchs and use them to the best of our ability! Demers--------gives both sides a chance to play what would normally be a one sided map(such as zedkind final pro 13 where how ever gets up top wins! Not fair in my book! very one sided without demeers! ) Any ways I wish you all the best of luck and hope for a real match like we have planed on! Hell you all kicked our asses when we were BS clan and more so when we runed-n-guned! Best to the War Pigs and hope to see you all soon!'),
(2621, '318b976be8', '', 'thanks postman...\r\n\r\ngreenman...youre reading something into my post I didnt say...so the insult wasnt merited...so I will just mark it up to immaturity\r\n\r\nRegardless of what you think...your style is more free than camping.... \r\nYoure definately very good at that tho...\r\n\r\nBut all in all..you guys won... so congrats are in order..\r\n\r\nNeed I bother coming back?'),
(2622, '55a13a1a8a', '', 'I thought we all camped well. I was a little shocked by your post as well JD. If you ask me it was you guys that were moving around and we just took advantage of that. I enjoyed the game and do hope that we can do it again sometime. No hard feelings here and I hope none from any of the WP. You guys are a great clan and looks like you just had a bad night. It''s happens to everyone!'),
(2623, '1c1317c275', '', '[quote:1c1317c275="Anonymous"]thanks postman...\r\n\r\ngreenman...youre reading something into my post I didnt say...so the insult wasnt merited...so I will just mark it up to immaturity\r\n\r\nRegardless of what you think...your style is more free than camping.... \r\nYoure definately very good at that tho...\r\n\r\nBut all in all..you guys won... so congrats are in order..\r\n\r\nNeed I bother coming back?[/quote:1c1317c275]\r\n\r\nIf the insult wasn,t merited, I''m sorry. As for the immaturity thing....FUCK YOU! I''m 36 and if anybody is being immature, It would be you. I hope that you don''t speak for your whole clan. I don''t speak for mine but reading your post, most would agree with my post to you. I am sorry that you and I are on different pages. I hope that maybe one day we will be able to work out our differences. After all it is just a game. As for comming back....you and all your clan are always welcome here. I hope my attitude towards you does not make you think differently. I get a little pissed when stupid shit happens! Tomorrow is another day. May it be sunny!!'),
(2624, 'ee2e8603ad', '', 'I have seen plenty of posts in the past where WP have said, and I quote "our house our rules" We have respected you for that and now you are saying that you dont like our rules? why is that? We use deemers here and when we play on your server we wont use them. We can adapt and overcome. I hope you guys will see this for what it was and we would still like to play you on your server.'),
(2625, '6a60cdf032', '', 'lol...no...no hard feelings at all... hell...sometimes what you post and what you mean are two different things...just doesnt come out right...\r\n\r\n\r\nYou guys are " quality" at what you do... you proved that...done deal...\r\nWe however play a much different game...thats what I''m trying to express...and anyone who has visited will agree... \r\nBut thats why we are incompatible.... your''re playing basketball... we are playing baseball...lol\r\n\r\nGreenman... I''m 43....and I just dont understand the need to use "daddy''d words" on a forum... how does it go...."its just a game"\r\n\r\nAnd you were just quicker on the mouse tonight than us....lololol\r\n\r\nSo Thanks again dfb... I had asked the rest to come by and post... when they get out of traction I''m sure they will....'),
(2626, 'dd2e464ea1', '', 'Thanks for the games really think u guys are good....No hard feelings just have to step back and look at this in another light.... but Good Games.... I was impressed...\r\n\r\n\r\n~WP~Jester'),
(2627, 'c11f63680f', '', 'WOW - boys, control the tempers. It was fun and in my clan members defense (JD) I sure think he was fair. You guys just play a little different from us. It was interesting if nothing else. Your skill of making your way around the map with out showing the run and gun technique was very good.  I tell you what guys, come over to the war pigs server sometime and let''s play our way. We visited your neighborhood, come check out ours.....it would be fun. \r\n\r\nWe had a good time guys, thanks for the rumble......well played. \r\n\r\nLady J'),
(2628, 'cab861b955', '', 'We will play with you on your server anytime you like. Let us know.'),
(2629, '080d515a18', 'Thanks for the Rumble', 'Thanks DFB''s for the Rumble. Just like to add we very rarely sling the curse words on posts ( don''t think we ever have) and do give thumbs up to your style of play. I''m 48 and believe I''m the old man on our clan, yes I play like one but as JD had said we play two different styles. We don''t believe in deemers and no explaination is in order but we knew about your deemers and had no problems with them. My hats off to your Clan for the style of play you do so well. You rocked us in your style of play and I can respect that. Just not my style of play I care for. Thanks again for the hosting and good luck in your Clan.\r\n                    ~WP~N2MML'),
(2630, '8404c57447', '', 'TY guys for the good post here and I am with JD as far as the words in a post------Hard to feel the way someone really means something!  LOL! \r\nI think we had you all spawning a little much and forced you all to have to move more then normal but It''s was allways about the fun and good sportmenship we all have ----I remember getting my Butt kicked as a BS guy when we played the rematch with you all !LOL! Just the way things happen sometimes! I admir you alls  rules as I hope you all do ours(Allthough we tried to use our best manors for you all in the styles we both play!)\r\n\r\nI am glad  to see we all share in our own belifes and standards and also stick beside them!  You all are great players and good friends to have TY for helping keep UT alive for all of us iregaurless  of the game style! See ya soon!'),
(2631, '0f05a8e3b5', 'Any Good Ideas for Pratice night?', 'Sorry I have been gone but I am back now and I saw some stuff about last weeks practice in the general and just want to know what everyone is looking for when we practice?????\r\nIt is ard to come up with new stuff and hard to know what people want to learn''but any help here would be great! Brett had some good ideas in his post ----------( I wish you would help  practice night) I don''t think anyone is in charge of it right now but we all need to do map reviews--------sratogy------weapons useage---------boots-------terain use------ETC........\r\n\r\nany ideas for a format to follow or what to try to teach?\r\nTY------you pal Postie!'),
(2632, '335683a250', '', 'Good games warpigs but fuckin bullshit on saying about our style, I don''t give a fuck what u say we camped the matches totally and it sounds to me like a bunch of fuckin poor losers on your side...u know we camped so u got to make up some excuse for your pathetic loss....well i''m sorry u say such stupid things and if it makes u and your clan feel better to say different styles so be it...but just remember we kicked your fuckin ass here and we would do it anywhere we played your style so keep on crying!!!'),
(2633, 'c833bf2d2d', '*NEW* {dFb} dude skin pics', 'Hi all :-)\r\nThis is a new dark clan skin for the dudes that Postie and myself worked on, its shows up alot darker on the screen shots so when in the game it wont be as dark as in the pics below.  Let us know if ya''ll like it or not k? \r\n\r\nhttp://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/dFb/dFbDUDEskins1.jpg\r\n\r\nhttp://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/dFb/dFbDUDEskins2.jpg\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2634, '43ea9bb15e', '', 'CONGRATS guys!! Ya''ll camped your hearts out and kicked  AZZ big time WTG ya''ll RAWK!!! :D  :D  :D \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2635, 'cd794a3ead', '', 'WP it seems to me that this style of camping you all seem to play is played ONLY by your clan and no one else in the UT99 community. I say that because time and again Ive seen these same kind of comments from your players  to other clans that you have lost to. "Sorry ya''ll we just play too different of styles" thats BS camping is camping nothang more nothang less, that comment was just an excuse by ya''ll cuz ya arent man enough to own up to the fact that ya''ll lost.\r\n\r\n I know for a fact that our players went out of their way to make sure and be respectful of you all being campers and do the same and purely camp those maps out and they did and won because of the fact that they are better players than ya''ll and thats the bottom line! Tthe mature and right thang for you all to do is to own up to that fact and give the dfb guys a congrats instead of making up silly excuses as you all seem to do everytime ya''ll lose. Geeeeese ya''ll should be embarrassed ya''ll have a rep of being big babies and complete whinners and ya''ll prove that to the UT community time and again, i am soooo NOT suprised by your posts i expected it from you all cuz your the same bunch of poor loosers you have always shown yourselves to be in the past...shame on you!!'),
(2636, '6d021d19e9', '', 'Seems you cant read Cali....   Congrats and kudos were given... dfb beat us.... but post away..\r\n\r\nGodzilla... players like you make me sick... so much skill... such a shitty attitude...\r\n\r\n\r\nPostman... Mattman... Jimmyz... thanks... I wont be back....\r\n\r\n\r\nYa who cares anyway.... say bad words now...'),
(2637, '30f0477488', '', 'Ok. Today is another day and it''s sunny. Well not really but it goes with my other post. Thanks for the nice comments from the WP clan. As I said before, it''s just a game. Two different styles of play is what this game is all about. If we all played the same, it would get pretty boring. Our house our rules. Your house your rules. But camp we did and we will camp at your house too.\r\nAs for the curse words.....It is our forum our rules. And pretty much we don''t want to edit peoples posts. If we were at your forum, the language would be clean. At least mine would be. I don''t rule the rest of the clan however. I was really angry after reading your post last night and I typed my feelings word for word. Hope there are no hard feelings between our clans. Type can easily be missunderstood. As far as Im concerned, last night was a good rumble and I hope we will have a real match in the near future. One at your home and one at ours. I know that your clan is better than you led us to believe you were last night. The matches will be much closer I''m sure!'),
(2638, 'bb25d25d77', '', 'We did really well with this rumble. Just goes to show you what can be done when we camp as hard as we did for this fun match. Just remember that the WP that I know are much better than what they showed us last night. Lets not under estimate them. I''m sure that if they have a real match against us, that the score will be much closer.'),
(2639, 'ee7d5646ab', '', 'Great work guys!!!!! I would say that we now have that black skin that some people wanted. I don''t think we should get rid of the old one though. Two skins for two different styles of play.');
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(2640, '9e398d180d', '', 'I think that when we practice, we should lock down the server and password it. I also think that we should go over boards that we will be playing in a match soon. And no screwing around and killing everybody when we are standing in a group waiting for direction. If we are not in a match soon, I think we should just play TDM or do the practice translocator board. We need to be better with the translocator. I don''t mean killing with it. I mean getting to places fast and places that we should not be able to get to. Then when in a clan match the other clan won''t know what hit them! We can be the best clan out there if we set our minds to it. I believe in all of you. We also have a few good people in the {bAd} clan right now that just need to work on their game a little and they will be one of us soon in my opinion. Remember, teleportors won''t kill on most peoples server. The rifle is our best friend for killing.'),
(2641, '385d359971', 'Reset stats?', 'I think that we should reset the stats every 3 months. This will allow new people to see their name at or near the top. Even if it won''t be for long LOL. Godzilla and I have played so many games that our stats change very little now no matter if we do well or poorly. Resetting the stats will give everyone in our clan a better idea of how they are doing four times a year.\r\nIf this is something that we as admin would like, lets do it. If you aren''t sure, we can put it to vote in the clan private parts. Please ALL ADMIN reply to this. I''m not sure who all the admin are and this thread will answer that for me.  :oops:'),
(2642, '9cd177871a', '', 'If we put these on then the old ones have to come of, we have way to much stuff on the server now. Not only that but we will also have to put on a new dark skin for the guest as well and the chicks. I''m ready to give a dark skin a try again.'),
(2643, '67bc2ed2e5', '', 'I dont mind if the stats get reset, but I would still like to see a running total, if that is at all possible. I think we should do it monthly if we are going to do this, that way people will play more often to get their name up there.'),
(2644, 'be6847a62f', '', 'We should\r\n\r\nlock the server\r\npractice the translocater board\r\ngo over the maps (best place to hide, etc)\r\nplay the boards in teams (talk on TS is important)'),
(2645, '92a5df6fdc', '', 'There is only 1 way to settle this people, lets have a match on the WP server!!!!!'),
(2647, 'e47006a67c', '', 'Well u say i have a shitty attitude and make u sick well it makes me sick that u sign in as a guest and come makes stabs at my clan....that is like making a stab at my family so Fuck Ya and like i said before keep crying!!!'),
(2648, '45e6636c6f', '', 'WOW!!!!!\r\n\r\nLots said on this one huh almost like a soap opera LOL\r\n\r\nDFB congrats on the win \r\n\r\nAnd in warpigs defense they are a really good hardcore camping team\r\nplayed them when I was in wolfin and they put up a hell of a fight.\r\n\r\nThey all are a great bunch of guys'),
(2649, 'b5ebf1b1dc', 'Just Does Not Sound Like A Sniper Match', 'Well, the WP''s are very good camping snipers--camping snipers--camping snipers. Deemers in a camping sniper match? New one on me. How about adding C-4 wired to all the doors and windows. That would also show a campers talent. If your not camping, then your not camping, period. Deemers? Now that shows the true testament of a sniper.'),
(2650, 'e25f2aaec5', '', 'We dont need Deemers! We can win without them. Next time have some guts to login with your name Mr. Guest.\r\n\r\nThey are good guys. We will play them on their server anytime.'),
(2655, '58d442a119', '', 'Demeers----------funny you all were the only ones that seemed to use them in the match! Hmmmmmmmmm---------strange!login in next time please! Lets agree to disagree and be cival here! we are adults !ty!'),
(2654, '6b8a5e1240', '', 'I''m up for reseting the stats. Maybe emac could shead some light on if it would be possible to set our current stats to show monthly but i''m thinking that it would prolly be a complete pain in the ass to do that. The easy way would be to just reset them every month or 2 months.'),
(2656, '6535c0cfe7', '', 'Wow!\r\n\r\nCongrats all, that didn''t even look close, no wonder they''re whining in the other thread.'),
(2657, 'b3f8247852', '', 'I agree.\r\n\r\nLock the server for clan members and go over the pointers/tricks for a map and launch a TDM match, with red/blue getting their own teamspeak channel and see what happens.\r\n\r\nWe can do a post match review and move onto the next map.'),
(2658, 'de714676b6', '', 'I''ll be back soon. Probably by Wednesday. Maybe we can work something  out to where I could go in and edit it so that the rate stays the same.'),
(2659, '2996550299', '', '[quote:2996550299="the_w0rd"]I''ll be back soon. Probably by Wednesday. Maybe we can work something  out to where I could go in and edit it so that the rate stays the same.[/quote:2996550299]\r\n\r\nNo word. We don''t want that. We like the gun just the way it is. If the rate doesn''t change then we will only be run and gun and that sucks.'),
(2660, 'd4e5a6779f', '', 'He''s not talking to us Greenman! Another clan was asking!'),
(2661, '2d2b26e613', '', 'The reason I said every 3 months is because it would give a kind of true idea how well you are doing. If you do it every month, then someone that has played only a couple of games could be right at the top.'),
(2663, '1db450a4b6', '', '[quote:1db450a4b6="MattMan"]If we put these on then the old ones have to come of, we have way to much stuff on the server now. Not only that but we will also have to put on a new dark skin for the guest as well and the chicks. I''m ready to give a dark skin a try again.[/quote:1db450a4b6]\r\n\r\nAs much as I hate the thought of using black skins again, I think we should start using them. I have been using the assasin skin at other sites and I feel it helps. Lets load the new ones.'),
(2664, '050e37ac54', 'Can i have the teamspeak ip and password please', 'is ok if i get the teamspeak ip and password please :)  :)  :)  :)  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(2665, '6f172fdb39', '', 'http://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;t=345'),
(2666, 'bbdf48fb65', '', 'Our teamspeak is open to anyone. Some channels are passworded but the main one is not. Come on in and get to know us and we will get to know you. Just click on the TS link right on our home page or the IP is 209.11.244.74:6969'),
(2667, 'f317528240', '', 'your right greenie, the darker the better'),
(2668, '1a411cb337', '', 'Whoa...lets not get out of hand...   \r\nWell... here it is a few hours later and i''m already going to make myself a liar... posting again....\r\n\r\n1st...DFB...slayed us..... pure and simple.....\r\n2nd... We have no hard feelings... hell, first map I spent laughing at the massacre...\r\n3rd... No-one is accusing anyone of "running"...oooohhhh bad word, we simple play 2 different "camping" styles...\r\n\r\nNo need for anymore posts attacking or supporting...life is too short...  Greenman... Godzilla...you guys can work a map...hats off... \r\nSure I get angry too...but just dont feel the need to "lose it" and call names....\r\n\r\nGuest posts.... You really should sign in... Godzilla... didnt notice I wasnt signed in...but take credit for the post\r\n\r\nThanks dfb...'),
(2669, '1d52ed0752', '', 'No prob dude!! When is the rematch on your server?\r\n\r\nWe know who that guest was!!'),
(2670, '3b3e107dfd', '', '[quote:3b3e107dfd="Dohfugwimee"]Whoa...lets not get out of hand...   \r\nWell... here it is a few hours later and i''m already going to make myself a liar... posting again....\r\n\r\n1st...DFB...slayed us..... pure and simple.....\r\n2nd... We have no hard feelings... hell, first map I spent laughing at the massacre...\r\n3rd... No-one is accusing anyone of "running"...oooohhhh bad word, we simple play 2 different "camping" styles...\r\n\r\nNo need for anymore posts attacking or supporting...life is too short...  Greenman... Godzilla...you guys can work a map...hats off... \r\nSure I get angry too...but just dont feel the need to "lose it" and call names....\r\n\r\nGuest posts.... You really should sign in... Godzilla... didnt notice I wasnt signed in...but take credit for the post\r\n\r\nThanks dfb...[/quote:3b3e107dfd]\r\n\r\nI feel that I made amends to you about the language. I hope You see that. I guess type is a big problem here. Lots of things being missread. Lets bury this now and start fresh tomorrow. I hope to play you guys later. Regardless of the different styles. Untill then, frag anyone you see.'),
(2671, 'b3087364a1', '', 'Amen Guys----------- New day and new start! :D FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN !That is the reason we all play and Thats way we play matchs! Great games War pigs------I know as well as some others here that you all can hand out some ass whipins! A few of us that were BS clan remember! Anyways-------A toast to good friends and good games to you all and A great friendship between us as neighbors in the UT comunity! TY war pigs for the Good times as when we were BS and Now as dFb clan! War Pigs Rock as well as dFb !'),
(2673, 'def13b6e89', '', 'Nice work Sexy!!! I Love your work everytime you come up with something, Each time..Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Up and Down and Up and Down and Up and Down and In and O....OHHHH [size=7:def13b6e89] (cough cough cough) [/size:def13b6e89] Sorry about that...Drifted off....LOL!!!!!! :D  :lol:  :)  :lol:  :D  :)  8O  8O  8O'),
(2674, 'c1804ef63a', 'NEWSPAPER ADS!', 'THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS! \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor''s dog. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while... better be \r\n\r\na reward. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCOWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used... call Chubby \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nGEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nJOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300 \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n(AND THE BEST ONE) \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nFOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. \r\n\r\nExcellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married \r\n\r\nlast month. Wife knows everything.'),
(2675, '80adc87c73', '', 'Your fuckin funny Brett!!!'),
(2676, '62f93a6257', 'A avitar for greenie!', 'Well you said you like mine so I made you one !I can change it if you want or Make another for you if you want! Just let me know!\r\n\r\n[img:62f93a6257]http://mattman69.com/stuff/images/greenav.gif[/img:62f93a6257]  [img:62f93a6257]http://mattman69.com/stuff/images/greenav1.gif[/img:62f93a6257]'),
(2677, 'e83fd93f2c', '', 'I 2nd that your fokkin hilarious Brett!! :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\nPS. Glad ya like the skin :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!'),
(2679, 'ab99822435', 'NEW CLAN', 'Hello everyone , nice site you  have here. You guys look like an organized clan. If your interested in playing some scrimmages with a new clan in ut 2004..stop by www.flatlinerz.fp4ever.org  Hope to see some of you there.'),
(2703, 'e110d345ab', '', 'postie your the dick i see that u put a post in every fuckin area.....u must have been drunk..i love ya bro!!!'),
(2704, '940edff7c0', '', 'Heres just a thought and it might be hard but would''t it be cool to have a map of Niagra Falls with the towers, falls,obsevatories US and Canadian Bridge border...'),
(2705, 'dc83b301a1', '', 'lmao'),
(2706, '0c5be7a67c', '', 'LMAO! NOT drunk---- just thought I''d post every fuckin where so People would have something to look at! LOL! I am A Dick! LOL!'),
(2707, '64d5cfcf1e', '', 'Hmmmmmmmm Good Ideas! I will see what I can do with them! I found you just have to start it and see how it go! TY! \r\n\r\nAny More?'),
(2684, '4e97aebe22', '', 'Well sir -we are not a 24k clan as of yet but will soon be makeing our way into 24k! TY for the offer we might could muster up a few players to play a rumble with you! Just don''t know if we would have  the man power to play you at this point in time!  We are a UT 99 only clan right now! However we do have some nice 24k maps out for down load and alot more to come!Good to see a new clan in the works ! Best of luck to you all and if we can help you out in anyway like sigs or webstuff or setin up your game the way you want etc.......we have many people who do play 24k that we are friends with! We also have a public team speak if you want to come hang out with the Boys and or if you need help with anything we could aid you in! TY for stoping by! hope to see you soon!'),
(2685, '74160c086b', '', 'I fit in on the dog one and puppies! LMAO! The wife one too!'),
(2687, 'ee82451fda', '', 'Great match and great fun with great group of guys! TY War Pigs for the Match and can''t wait for  another one on your server! Hope to see you all soon!'),
(2690, '0408cbc783', 'Map ideas you all might have for some of our next maps!', 'I need your impute on some new maps to make! I am fried right now and can''t think of any! Help Plezzzzzzz!'),
(2693, 'c4f5a8bf41', '', 'Hey THC Man ! Did you ever get your mic fixed? Come hop on the old TS and have some fun dude! I enjoyed you comeing to play with us as well as the others too!'),
(2694, '2c3907a240', '', 'STATS have been reset and are ready to piss us all off again! LOL! Go Kill something!'),
(2695, 'efdfede7cb', '', 'There are website to aid you with this sort of stuff Greenie! Rosie said she would help along with here 5 sisters!'),
(2696, 'd402b00153', 'Any one in the UT comunity need a Sig???????????', 'We are allways glad to aid any of you all in sig making or we will also teach you how to make your own! Just let us Know! See ya soon!'),
(2698, '12a4ff0c74', '', 'Come Join in the fun Man! L:isten to the MattMan Curse you out Show Along With other great preformers of our community!'),
(2699, '85e5cb5c98', 'Whos'' the Big Dick now?', 'So which one of you Ass Wipes Want to got at it in a trash talkin thread? I am game ! This thread has Died off and I want to Vent some Furstrations out ! \r\nIt''s good for the Heart! Who will it be first?'),
(2700, '98972f92c6', '', 'How about a bike shop? Have some bike lifts with the motorcycles on them, and in some rollaways! You could put up shelves with extra motors on them....V-Twin of course! Oh and don''t forget the dirty restroom...lol!'),
(2708, 'b9aa6dd011', 'Another Blonde Joke', 'A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse''s mane, but cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse''s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway! The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its'' slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse''s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over. As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.'),
(2709, '5e70c40dff', 'The Hunters', 'A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Alabama near a blacktop highway.   A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. \r\n\r\nBefore he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. \r\n\r\nThe hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. \r\n\r\nHis friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen.  You are the kindest man I have ever known." \r\n\r\nThe hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."'),
(2710, '0341435f74', 'The Student Nurse', 'A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing only an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult 4 hour operation.  A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. \r\n\r\n"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. " Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, " I don''t know, Sir. I''m only here to \r\n\r\nwash your upper body and feet." \r\n\r\nHe struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"  Concerned that \r\n\r\nhe may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her \r\n\r\nembarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. \r\n\r\nShe raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then she takes a closer look and says, "There''s nothing wrong with them Sir!" \r\n\r\nThe man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "thank you very much, that was wonderful, but listen very very closely........... \r\n\r\nAre... my....test......results.......back?"'),
(2714, 'c911f87e3a', '', 'If you feel the need to have it only show so many months or auto-reset the stats I can check into it.  If it''s properly storing time values in the database (as in seconds since epoch or some equivalent) playing with time shouldn''t be that difficult.'),
(2716, '334ffe1bb7', '', 'Postie''s a DICK! :P'),
(2717, 'e359b96542', '', '[quote:e359b96542="thepostman"]There are website to aid you with this sort of stuff Greenie! Rosie said she would help along with here 5 sisters![/quote:e359b96542]\r\n\r\nThanks Postie but it''s just not Cali.  :cry:'),
(2718, 'f383381932', '', 'I like the one on the right Postie! Let me know how to use it asap. Thanks. :P'),
(2720, '526d5efac9', '', 'I wish that dick would drink more, maybe I can win some maps!'),
(2721, 'e9780436d5', 'testing sig', 'testing'),
(2722, 'ca956ba51a', 'test', '123'),
(2723, '3ab7716f39', 'blonde joke', 'LOL'),
(2724, '345d3921a2', 'NEW {dFb} chick BLACK skin!!', 'Hey guys and gals :-)\r\nSince the boys wanted black clan skins Postie and myself made us chickies a new black clan skin too :-). We''ll be using only the black skins on the server for now, but dont delete the other freestyle ones cuz we''ll use those when we tire of these new skins k?\r\n\r\nMatt will be removing the rumiko skins (along with the male and female freestyle skins) cuz ive made male and female black guest skins too.  As soon as Matt get the new skins on the server he will post the DL url for the new skins so be looking for that post sometime tomorrow. :-)\r\n\r\nHope ya''ll like the new skins! :-)\r\n\r\nhttp://caligirl.zboxhosting.com/dFb/DFBchickBLKskin.jpg\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2725, 'd8a4e5aef2', 'Yoo Postie', 'Hey your map CarLot has a couple of rendering probs.! First is the light pole by the couch...When you go onto the light itself the game freezes...It''s the same for the other light pole by the two chairs and the water cooler! And the last is just the couch is blending with the light pole\r\nNot nitpicking just helping out....... :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(2726, 'e88a257768', '', 'Niccceeee!!!! Is there an option for a full hood for her aswell?'),
(2727, '16bc03cdfa', '', '[quote:16bc03cdfa="Katana"]Niccceeee!!!! Is there an option for a full hood for her aswell?[/quote:16bc03cdfa]\r\n\r\nThanx Brett :-) No there was only that face with the mask that i used on our clan skin and one with a mask that covered only one of her eyes(which i used for the girl guest skin) and then her face just plain with no mask. I tried adding the other face choices(for the girls clan skin) but it didnt work right and screwed up my skin files when i tried compling them. :-( thats somethang im going to have to try and learn to do cuz id like to have more than one choice for the face.\r\n\r\nPS. Check your PM''s!!!!\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!!'),
(2731, '62002d2018', '', 'Tell me about it, he was crushing me 2:1 last night!'),
(2733, 'a076d45aaf', '', 'Yes Mam!!!!! :D'),
(2735, 'd8fbc88cee', 'ISN''T THE INTERNET JUST WONDERFUL!', 'ISN''T THE INTERNET JUST WONDERFUL! \r\n\r\n\r\nEspecially email ............................... \r\n\r\nI must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now have to get a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. \r\n\r\nAlso, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. \r\n\r\nI no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. \r\n\r\nI no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. \r\n\r\nI no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa''s novena has granted my every wish. \r\n\r\nI no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutantfreaks with no eyes or feathers. \r\n\r\nI no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. \r\n\r\nThanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. \r\n\r\nBecause of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. \r\n\r\nI no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won''t crawl in my back seat when I''m pumping gas. \r\n\r\nI no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. \r\n\r\nI no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. \r\n\r\nAnd thanks for letting me know I can''t boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life. \r\n\r\nI no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. \r\n\r\nI no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. \r\n\r\nI no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. \r\n\r\nI no longer shop at Target since they are French and don''t support our American troops or the Salvation Army. \r\n\r\nI no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. \r\n\r\nI no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike. \r\n\r\nI no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. \r\n\r\nThanks to you, I can''t use anyone''s toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. \r\n\r\nThank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can live a better life now because he''s told us how to fix everything. \r\n\r\nAnd thanks for always correcting me with "gotchas" from "Snopes" who knows it all. Thanks to you, I am totally in the know. \r\n\r\nAnd thanks to your great advice, I can''t ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. \r\n\r\nIf you don''t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00PMthis afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor''s ex-mother-in-law''s second husband''s cousin''s beautician... \r\n\r\nHave a wonderful day....'),
(2736, '4dfe6800ec', 'funny', 'I love that one!!!  Too funny!!!!'),
(2738, '5db55f2264', '', 'LOL! No hard feelings LOL! Iknew about the poles and the render! Just couldn''t get it out! I tried too but no luck! I will tell you this ---------next map gets beta tested on the server first so we all can see whats wrong with them first and go from there with them! TY for the concern! I do mean it!lol!'),
(2817, '3031c6111d', 'iiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmm bbbbaaaaaaack!', 'hey guys i just got on tonight from a long hard week (or 2) on being grounded. I am now back but only for da week end (school work and shit)[size=24:3031c6111d]PEACE OUT![/size:3031c6111d]'),
(2742, 'dbd4c6e269', '', 'That would be great...Maybe we can learn from each other by visiting each others forums and communicating more thoughts and ideas...I noticed there are some big clans in UT...How many members you guys have all togethor?..\r\n\r\nP.S. I noticed you guys said you will be moving to UT2k4 more soon...I advise wating for ut 2007 which is due for realeasal I believe, early april of 2006. Probably be 40-50 bux.'),
(2743, 'e2fc5076f7', '', 'Sorry about the multiple posts..dunno what happened...\r\n\r\nJust one more thing if you will please...I also noticed you have people whom make nice signatures..I like alot of the ones I see on your members..Is there anyone whom might be willing to help  me with a Signature.  My player name ...well I have three I go by. \r\n\r\n1.) %FP%AP@COLYPSE%L\r\n\r\n2.)%FP%CLEAN UP%L\r\n\r\n3.)%FP%PESTILENCE%L\r\n\r\n4.)%FP%WH!tE HORSE%L   forgot about this 1 , don''t use it often ..I have had all these nicks for about three years ,with" Clean Up" being my original nickname when I first started playing online gaming 3 yrs ago. As my skills improved I tool the name \r\n\r\n%FP%AP@COLYPSE%L  If someone has a cool idea for a sig background with some flash I would appreciate the help alot...Thanks guys..-peace-'),
(2744, 'eb47bd60eb', '{dFb} Black male and female skins', 'Male Skin - <a href="http://dfbgaming.com/stuff/private/DFBdudesSKIN.zip"> Download Now</a>\r\n\r\nFemale Skin - <a href="http://dfbgaming.com/stuff/private/dFbCHICKskin.zip"> Download Now</a>'),
(2746, '5ade146a45', 'Southern Ladies', 'Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia, the other from\r\n Alabama, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared\r\n mansion.\r\n\r\n The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this\r\n beautiful mansion for me."\r\n\r\n The lady from Alabama commented. "Well, isn''t that nice??"\r\n\r\n The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought\r\n me that fine Cadillac you see parked in the drive.  "Again, the belle from\r\n Alabama commented, "Well, isn''t that nice??"\r\n\r\n The first woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband\r\n bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet. Yet again, the second of the\r\n ladies commented, Well, isn''t that nice??"\r\n\r\n The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you\r\n when you had your first child?"\r\n\r\n "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Alabama belle.\r\n\r\n "Charm school, the first woman cried, "Land sakes," child, what on Earth\r\n for?""\r\n\r\n The Alabamian responded, "So that instead of saying "Who gives a shit?" I\r\n learned to say, "Well, isn''t that nice?"'),
(2756, 'd6482b5d5f', '', 'I will help you out Man! Add me to your instant messanger and I will get with you or come on our Team speak ! Team speak would be much better!! aaroncars@hotmail.com'),
(2754, '3d1d1c095b', '', 'LOL\r\nJust picked the wrong maps!lol!Can''t pick a map that I made and expect me not to know all the spawn points!!LOL!!(I am A Dick!LOL!'),
(2762, '5547053b15', 'nice server!', 'hi all I went to your server today , pretty cool but ive seen a little something \r\n\r\n\r\nadmin , go in to your unrealtournament.ini go into your dm,tdm,ctf option and put it that way .............translocateur:false so you will only have the dFb trans its very easy to do. This is not a critic its constructive critic dont take it the rwong way\r\n\r\n\r\nnice speed , nice trans , nice gun didn see your skins yet well .............nice server you got'),
(2764, '0b87c51e8b', '', 'You hit the nail on the Head with the trans thing ! We did not like it at first but have now grown to enjoy the two of them!Need to come play when there are some bodies on the server!Hope to see ya soon!'),
(2767, 'a18c6723eb', '', ':lol: ok ic , the only thing i dont like about it , its that im always trying to switch back to my gun but its the freacking (original) trans that come up , well you know , its your server you do what you want whit it :wink:  :lol:'),
(2769, '238061d55f', '', 'LOL! I was once where you are !lol! I guess we all got use to them and we just hot key the trans instead of swithing to it with the wheel mouse!!LOL!\r\n\r\nSo ------- are you comein on TS an going to come Play with us Some Time or What!!!!!!!!!!\r\nLOL   Allways good to see and hear from new folks in a more formal way! See ya soon Man!'),
(2774, 'bb0a8976ba', 'Practice Fri November 11th!!!', 'Hi Guys and Gals! :-)\r\nWe have a match with tds on Sunday so try and be at practice k? 7:00 pm PST (9pm CST 10 pm EST)\r\n\r\nSee ya there!\r\nHUGZ!'),
(2776, 'cf7e207c04', '', 'Won''t be home from work ''til at least midnight est, but I will see if anybody is still around when I get home.  Have fun y''all! 8)'),
(2777, '169c59dc9c', 'skins... where fore art thou?', 'so hey, do you guys have like a cool guest skin or registered user skin... are ya holdin out??? whats the dealio???'),
(2781, '730f721f29', '', 'check the downloads tab, then click skins'),
(2782, 'c7841692f6', 'some info for those who noticed I''ve been a stranger lately', 'I was off work fighting some health problems for about six weeks, which explains why I was always around during that time.  I am back to work now and feeling better, but due to the loss of pay I needed to go down to one UT capable computer, which explains where I''ve been for the past week or so.  I will do my best to be around when I can, and I am hoping to get a second UT computer worked out soon(DK doesn''t like to share) :cry:  :wink:  :lol: .  I love being a part of this clan, and all the people in and around it, so I''m not going anywhere! :D'),
(2779, '5325b66b20', '', 'Wow, nice job, and I finally get a clan skin I can actually use.  Thanks to all who worked on it!'),
(2783, '031399c500', '', 'hey i just got a easy question fo you , do you guyz use ventrilo or a kind of teamspeack??'),
(2784, '4c0ab895c0', '', 'http://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=Forums&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;t=119'),
(2785, 'd114865f01', '', 'I''l be there'),
(2786, 'daa9d3ce61', 'back', 'just got home after allmoust 4 weeks\r\nand i''m o.k\r\nthe word of the day is rove ztalafim =sniper rifle\r\nand for the request...bend over=lehitkofef\r\nc ya i hope soon\r\nshalom \r\nsauron'),
(2789, '6369bc4719', '', 'We use TS, its on the front page center bottom. If you click on the channel and have TS installed on your computer it will launch TS and bring you into our channel.'),
(2791, 'c190b50889', '', 'I will be there.'),
(2793, '45b558aaab', '', '[quote:45b558aaab="Cali"][quote:45b558aaab="Katana"][quote:45b558aaab="Cali"]LMAO you guys crack me up!\r\n\r\n\r\nHey guys "shak li batahat" LOL :twisted: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:45b558aaab]\r\n\r\n\r\nSure thing Sexy!!!! When do you want to meet up ....Hmmmmmm!!!!!!![/quote:45b558aaab]\r\n\r\nAnytime you like sweetie :-)\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:45b558aaab]hey you guys, get a room... or atleast invite me...lol,\r\n j/k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(2794, 'bdc0f97f80', '', 'thanks alot matt, i''ve been lookin for that everywhere... postie didnt even know where it was... very frustrating :x  :x  :x'),
(2795, 'b34e15b94c', '', 'HEY Quit rushing me i''m working on it!....lol!!!!!!'),
(2797, 'cbc4c688b0', '', 'Well all that counts is that your feeling better!\r\n\r\nAnd tell that stingy wife of yours she needs to share....lol!!!'),
(2798, 'a775889b34', 'you guys have got to freakin see this sh!t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!', 'youre not gonna believe this shit http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20051111%2F0650770554.htm'),
(2799, '6328e2152c', '', 'Good for him!!! He cant fuck it up any more than the older people do!!!'),
(2800, '99126db3f4', '', 'I am glad you are feeling better PoorMan! We allways say work first etc.... then The whole UT thing when you can! You are family now as far as we all are concerned and we allways wish  you and your family the best ! Hope everything is getting back on track for you and Hope to see you soon my friend!'),
(2801, '921566a8df', '', 'Glad to see you at the server last night man! The TS we use is--------       http://www.goteamspeak.com/downloads.php\r\nDownload for it! Hope to hear from you soon!'),
(2804, '7feecd0e6b', '', 'me too!!!'),
(2805, '33c202c34b', '', 'I think There are a few Dicky folks who just have to wait  untill everyone is tired and have been played out to come join in on the back end of all the fun and take advantage of Us tired ones! -------------------Creep--------------------------LMAO! JK!  But you can lick the sweat of my wet ball sac you tea baggin Fuck!\r\n\r\nOh and [size=24:33c202c34b][/size:33c202c34b][color=cyan:33c202c34b][/color:33c202c34b]Screw all you none UT playin stink hole That just want to see what every one else is up too! Get In the Game ---don''t just watch!We are all here to Kill you my friends !'),
(2806, 'e2571f2f66', '', 'You know it Man!I am in---------Only to kick some asses-------unless roger doddger is suck my bandwith down ------then I guess I will just try to teach stuff!\r\n\r\n I wonder if we can get some LMS for practice?????????????????? I will go see! Might be good! \r\n\r\nAnyone have a plan for what we should review tonight?'),
(2807, 'a582cfd9de', '', 'Postman,\r\n\r\nROTFLMAO!\r\n\r\nThat sounded just like something out of Scarface "just say hello to my little friend...".  Is there a voicepack for that movie around?...'),
(2808, 'bb0d6bb93a', '', 'I concur postie, couldnt have said it better myself. You first, us second. Glad to see you back poorman.'),
(2809, '71c975a8d9', '', 'See you when you get back. When ever that is. I''ll save a bullet for you! :P'),
(2810, '6d6360108a', '', 'Yo! I''ll be there.'),
(2811, 'b11c3e6127', '', 'Hey! Thanks for the info. Hope to see you in the game real soon. Make sure you download TS and come on in a nd say hi. :P'),
(2812, '2f03d085cc', '', 'Good luck to him! Hope he shows them a thing or two.'),
(2814, '08984ae02b', '', '[quote:08984ae02b="JoLLy_RoGeR"]thanks alot matt, i''ve been lookin for that everywhere... postie didnt even know where it was... very frustrating :x  :x  :x[/quote:08984ae02b]\r\n\r\nWe are actually surprised that Postie knows where our server is. Glad he does though! :P'),
(2819, '7d3ecdd4e9', '', 'Looks great Pitch! :P'),
(2821, '368e2c0dbd', '', 'Good to have you back.. Now stay out of trouble!'),
(2822, '1be265ff97', '', 'I 2nd that!'),
(2823, 'feb2acef9c', '', ':P  :P  :P  :P  :P'),
(2824, 'd9a1754b94', '', '[quote:d9a1754b94="GreenMan"][quote:d9a1754b94="JoLLy_RoGeR"]thanks alot matt, i''ve been lookin for that everywhere... postie didnt even know where it was... very frustrating :x  :x  :x[/quote:d9a1754b94]\r\n\r\nWe are actually surprised that Postie knows where our server is. Glad he does though! :P[/quote:d9a1754b94]\r\n\r\nLMAO, it took him a while, be hes getting the hang of this whole internet thing... lol, j/k postie :P  :P  :P'),
(2825, '04fb5de964', '', 'Awwwww gotta love those southern flowers.....lol!'),
(2827, 'b72262204e', 'HI FROM ALL THE TDS-CLAN', 'NICE FORUMS  YOU ALL HAVE HERE AND NICE JOB  MattMan I LIKE  YOU DON  A NICE  JOB HERE    :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)  :)'),
(2828, '07f6160735', '', 'Right!LMAO!'),
(2829, '6c9743128f', '', 'Sup Girl ! Tell Pyro We all say Hello too! As well as the rest of The TDS guys and gals!'),
(2830, 'de1bdf531b', '', 'LMAO!'),
(2831, '286dda551c', '', 'hmmm well i guess i will join how do i go about doing this though?&gt;'),
(2832, 'd0b1db259e', '', 'frikin awsome pitch way to go'),
(2833, 'adf97d4100', '', 'well u guys guess where im moving too lol'),
(2834, '46389fe2bb', '', 'SEXY!!!!'),
(2835, 'ba5717aa02', 'Some People might need this!', 'Bret -------- you need to have one of these last week ! LMAO! I bet you could have used it bud!'),
(2836, '13abddd66c', 'Hello', 'Hi everyone, thought id stop in and invite you all to check out a new UT forum, this forum is non clan related but all are welcome. When you have time take a look : www.justunrealcampers.com'),
(2837, '9403d2577c', '', 'Cool man We will have to come sign up !'),
(2838, '8cbcba4217', '', 'And were would that be man?You had a home here but did not ever come and visit us! We asumed you just did not want to be apart of this site and clan! Hmmmmmm I could only guess where you would go but everone has to make thier own choices! Hope you have more luck then us my friend! Come visit us when you can! If you chose to find a new home! Good to see you for a  short moment!'),
(2840, '4bbd5efd5b', '', ':?:'),
(2843, '37637ee2c4', '', 'AH Brain kinda like you need now!!!!....lol! What are you talking about Bud? [size=9:37637ee2c4] Did you smoke alittle reafer from the reaper eyyy????[/size:37637ee2c4] The only thing I need that I can see in you post is a T! Cause your missing one in my name....lmao!\r\n\r\nNO seriously I think you forgot a link or something Aaron....'),
(2844, 'da635bcd22', 'How Bout This For A Sig???? ( &amp; avatar)', 'What do yall think bout my new sig and avatar??'),
(3420, '4e2db72641', '', 'Good Job DOU clan! The one thing we all have found in match play is that there is allways room to improve and work as a team better! Ever match we play we review what happend-----Win or Lose! There is allways something to learn from each map played and each game style the you encour! \r\n\r\nYou all played well and are much on your way to be a very compeditive clan in Tourney play!  The main thing is to review a play and stick it out to the end and to have a plan B cause Plan rarley works LOL!  I can''t wait for the rematch and to watch you all grow as a dominating clan! Just do what you know and make it happen guys! You all rock! \r\n\r\nMerry Christmas to each and every one of you and your families this 2005 Holiday! \r\n TY for the Games and hope to hear from you all soon!! \r\n\r\nP.S.  DFB CLAN IS allways here to help and AID the UT community in any way we can , so we all can enjoy UT 99 for years to come!So drop us a line or hop on TS if you all need any thing you think we can help out with! !'),
(2846, '76183f6b91', '', 'Can somone put that spinning dfb sniper clan on my avatar??'),
(2847, '341ebe38ca', 'Triumph The Insult dog at Star Wars opening', 'This is out takes from the Conan O''brian show its Triumph the insult dog giving die hard star wars fans a bad time, its pretty dam funny.\r\n\r\nhttp://www.starterupsteve.com/video/Conan-Triumph-Star-Wars.html\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2848, '105779a6a6', '', 'Demonkiller made it for me.  Great job Demon.   Thank you!!!'),
(2850, 'c1f5d22199', '', 'Good work Demon! :P'),
(2851, '393dde9910', '', 'I swear that I could see MattMan in some of those clips! Good link Cali. :P'),
(2852, 'ea7a91f6d0', '', 'Your sig and avatar are great. You can''t have the spinning dFb avatar because you are not a {dFb} member. Sorry but thanks for the compliment.'),
(2853, 'c5789db3a5', '', '[quote:c5789db3a5="MajerPayne"][quote:c5789db3a5="GreenMan"][quote:c5789db3a5="thepostman"]There are website to aid you with this sort of stuff Greenie! Rosie said she would help along with here 5 sisters![/quote:c5789db3a5]\r\n\r\nThanks Postie but it''s just not Cali.  :cry:[/quote:c5789db3a5]\r\nYah quality beats quantity lol now stop bein such a poor sport cali and just let''um loose lol[/quote:c5789db3a5]\r\n\r\nI finally agree with Majerpayne 100%. Great post Majer! :P'),
(2854, '0b19712883', '', '[quote:0b19712883="Katana"]AH Brain kinda like you need now!!!!....lol! What are you talking about Bud? [size=9:0b19712883] Did you smoke alittle reafer from the reaper eyyy????[/size:0b19712883] The only thing I need that I can see in you post is a T! Cause your missing one in my name....lmao!\r\n\r\nNO seriously I think you forgot a link or something Aaron....[/quote:0b19712883]\r\n\r\nIf he thinks you are Bret, should he not be Aron? :lol:'),
(2858, '1237411364', 'Test Test', 'How ya like em? i made em with a program that i got from postie'),
(2859, 'c1a3234726', '', 'I just registered. Good luck Ottawa!  :P'),
(2860, 'eb46c92cf7', '', 'Great work Brandon. Your best stuff yet. Cant wait to see what you do next!! 8)'),
(2861, '92c47952bc', '', 'We will put up a vote in our private area and let you know when the vote is finnished.'),
(2862, 'f973e38048', '', 'LOL  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(2863, 'ea2cedee79', '', 'Welcome to our place. Glad to see you here. Looking forward to the match today. Good luck. :P'),
(2864, '5a6bb9e1c0', '', 'I third that! :P'),
(2870, 'c4589905aa', '', 'Hey Angel don''t be a stranger and pop in more often! Good luck in the match today.'),
(2876, '516317c4d3', '', 'Looks great!!'),
(2878, '839f7a0556', '', 'dangit well that sucks and i never gave you a compliment greenie'),
(2879, '58f27795dc', '', 'alright cool'),
(2880, '1c109f2e0d', 'zeroservers.net', 'Sup, \r\n\r\nI looked in your forum and didn''t see anything about advertising. I also looked for a thread cat called spam to put this and didn''t see one available. So please let me introduce you to a Game Server Company called Zeroservers.net. We have 3.0 Dual Xeon and 2.8 Dual Xeon processor machines with 2 GB ram. Our Network is comprised of 9 backbones in the US. Example of Game Costs: \r\nCOD2 14 player for $34 monthly, BF2 (unranked) 12 player for $30, 12 player Quake 4 for 37.24, 12 player Battlefront 2 for 31.92 monthly, Unreal Tournament 12 player for 31.92, RTCW ET 12 player for 31.92 and so many more game servers to choose. \r\n\r\nAll Game Servers receive FREE Redirect Server and FREE Web Hosting. FREE Team Speak Server with every game server order. Game Switching now available( 2 for 1 at the click of a button), Support forum, MSN, Yahoo and AIM messengers on line to help....FREE CPanel for Web Hosting And OUR TCADMIN GAME CONTROL PANEL which allows you to reinstall your own server if need to , change password , add admins and so many more features. \r\n\r\nYou can check here for more info on our Game Panel:   http://www.zeroservers.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=569   \r\n\r\n We have three Locations: Dallas Texas, Washington DC and Chicago IL. \r\n\r\nIf you have a server and want to switch, we can FTP to FTP for you ( ie transfer your old server to our location of your choice) ...This would save you alot of time ..........................Here is the link to our site \r\n\r\n\r\nhttp://www.zeroservers.net/ \r\n\r\nOur Mission is to be recognized as the industry’s game server provider, web hosting and voice server’s of choice for our customers, employees and investors through innovative, high quality, value-added business solutions delivered with enthusiasm, integrity and professionalism with the utmost regard for our customers. \r\n\r\nWe Want YOU as Our Customer. Come and see us! You won''t regret it. \r\nHope I dont offend anyone by making this post..I will not make any more threads like this \r\n\r\nBottom Line: You get more Bang for your Buck with Zeroservers.net !'),
(2881, '957ecef3e0', '', 'No problem posting here buddy. We dont mind.'),
(2882, 'd7a55c0b39', '', 'thanks and this thread is the last promise. Take care'),
(2887, 'fd69502bae', '', 'Thanks for the info. Feel free to post.'),
(2889, '1f105461ed', '', 'Did I mention that this is to join the {bAd} clan?'),
(2890, '555dca3995', '', 'You did by requesting the spinning {dFb} avatar.'),
(2891, '12f5277d6d', '', 'LOL\r\n\r\nI know guys like that!'),
(2893, 'fe7fc7987b', '', '[quote:fe7fc7987b="GreenMan"]You did by requesting the spinning {dFb} avatar.[/quote:fe7fc7987b]\r\nohhhhhh k w.e. you say greenie lol yah it looks cool'),
(2894, 'ca9264f173', '', 'its cooooool man lol feel free me casa su casa lol'),
(2896, '5f941af657', '', 'LINK DID NOT TAKE!lmao! oH WELL i DON''T KNOW WHERE IT WAS NOW'),
(2898, '3820f61188', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(2903, '6502e79ebc', '{dFb} vs -TDS- 11-13-05', 'Congrats to everyone, we have another win to our house!'),
(2904, 'c59669e8f0', '', 'Yes''um you did greenie'),
(2905, 'ddd6863256', '', 'Lots of fun TDS, your good people! Hope to play again in the future.'),
(2906, '3e90419ee5', '', 'He needs NO reefer to act like that Brett :lol: poor thing :oops:'),
(2907, 'd6a83e3394', '', 'Don''t you know that a southern woman can talk shit about anyone as long as they say, "Bless Her Heart" after said gossip. :wink:  \r\n\r\nIt makes it ALL all right. :lol:'),
(2908, '208fac56fd', '', 'omg. :D  :oops:  :lol:'),
(2909, 'd5723525b3', '', 'LMFAO! 8)'),
(2910, 'e4b09da10c', '', 'Great games to all TdS and dFb. Had a lot of fun and my hat goes off to the TdS for being great sports!\r\n\r\nYou can view the match results and images here.\r\nhttp://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(2911, '7d3d86b2e5', '', 'Great match guys! TDS Good games! My prayers goes out to your family in a emergency thing that came up! I don''t know what happened but ! Hope for the best Bro.! \r\n\r\nCan''t wait for the rematch if we have one!'),
(2912, '573ab0a1c0', '', 'Hi Ottowa! Welcome to our home :-)\r\n\r\nThanx for the invite and good luck with the forum :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2913, '775d2209e0', '', 'Hey JR LOVE the new sig pic, Did Postie do that??? whomever did it really NICE \r\nwork!!:-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2914, '7cdc731935', '', 'Glad ya liked the server, thanx for taking the time out to come over and play on our server. :-) \r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2915, 'a2740e33bb', '', 'Thanx Angelfire! Welcome to our home :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(2916, '805b6b1f32', '', '[quote:805b6b1f32="GlimmerMan"]I wish that dick would drink more, maybe I can win some maps![/quote:805b6b1f32]\r\n\r\nLMFAO Glim I second that!!  :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2919, '89f57fc9b5', '', 'Enjoyed the match tds  ya''ll are a great bunch!! :-)  NICE work boys ya''ll kicked azz! :-)\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2920, '0780c6396a', 'good luck', 'hey all\r\nwell i guess i wish good luck to that young man.\r\ni heard that a 8 years old kid like to replace matt and to be the webmaster for this site...lol\r\nc ya soon'),
(2921, '484cdb4e6d', '', '8O  :lol: ....hello guys, sounds like you had a good time. WP is a totally different style which most know and if you dont play close to them then you should not play them in a match or rumble or on their server cause there will be drama and bans.\r\n\r\nGood luck to both and hopefully you guys can work it out'),
(2922, 'b3be9f508e', '', 'thanks cali and I must say taht it has been a plaeasure to get to know you guys and gals and look forward to having a good clanship with you all.\r\n\r\nthanks'),
(2924, 'c710cd188b', 'Re: good luck', '[quote:c710cd188b="Sauron"]hey all\r\nwell i guess i wish good luck to that young man.\r\ni heard that a 8 years old kid like to replace matt and to be the webmaster for this site...lol\r\nc ya soon[/quote:c710cd188b]\r\n\r\nLMAO Sauron!! Bring him on, anyways were getting tired of Matts "Hitler attitude" :twisted:  :P  \r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(2926, '80439ad7b4', '', 'LMFAO!!!!!!'),
(2927, '373258cdfa', '', 'LOL! :lol:'),
(2928, '393712b157', '', 'Congrats to dFb and TDS!  A well played and fun battle between both clans.'),
(2929, '7e370542fd', '', '[quote:7e370542fd="Somrluvin"]He needs NO reefer to act like that Brett :lol: poor thing :oops:[/quote:7e370542fd]\r\n\r\nROTFLMAO!!!!!'),
(2930, 'bb3a9ceb86', '', 'LOL good one!! :-)'),
(2931, 'd7b9099332', '', '[quote:d7b9099332="Somrluvin"]He needs NO reefer to act like that Brett :lol: poor thing :oops:[/quote:d7b9099332]\r\n\r\n\r\nAs usual your wife knows besst....lol!'),
(2932, '4f7eea0287', '', 'Hey Tds had alot of fun playing all of you yesterday! Hope we get another game goin soon!'),
(2934, '66de4ec444', '', 'You all know how good you all really are???????  Take in to concideration what the calliber of players you all play with and what happens when you all venture to other servers to goof off! You all kick butts!  I just look for patterns in peoples game style to aid me in the game! \r\n\r\nI still think Zilla Boy Is a bigger dick then Me ----for the record! LMAO! However Mattman and his Hitler like ways Is pretty Bad too(LMFAO)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(2935, 'ac2e88fe1f', '', 'Ah -----come now Nocturnal------------A good clan relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who ever has heard of that!!!!!!!!!! LOL!  Just kidding!!!!! You all Kick ass in the game and as  friends of our clan!   You all Rock! \r\n :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :lol:  :D  :D'),
(2936, '493d8a7719', '', 'Come on yall calm down i mean say your congrats and gg''s no need to start another bad post like i did back in the day. Hope to play yall soon and see how good you guys are good luck on the next match war pigs.'),
(2942, 'ff1ad82db7', '', 'Thanks for the fun TDS. Hope we have a rematch soon. :P'),
(2943, '3863c39004', '', 'Too funny Mr. Grey! :lol:  She must have been scared to death!');
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(2944, '52240c6b97', 'Re: good luck', '[quote:52240c6b97="Cali"][quote:52240c6b97="Sauron"]hey all\r\nwell i guess i wish good luck to that young man.\r\ni heard that a 8 years old kid like to replace matt and to be the webmaster for this site...lol\r\nc ya soon[/quote:52240c6b97]\r\n\r\nLMAO Sauron!! Bring him on, anyways were getting tired of Matts "Hitler attitude" :twisted:  :P  \r\n\r\nHugz![/quote:52240c6b97]\r\n\r\nAnd he is being a little dicky! :P'),
(2938, '3b1d811e1a', '', 'not postie dont try to change it around on to somone else you are the dick plain and simple lol jp'),
(2939, '58e3994af7', 'MAJOR Pain in the ass!', 'MAJOR Pain in the ass!\r\n\r\nWe really need to get his dfb clan tag off the forums! He has made the BAD clan and he can really make a mess of all we have worked for here if we are not carefull! Any thoughts?'),
(2940, '9fecae98b8', '', 'I agree Postie!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2941, '95626539e6', '', 'I agree. How do we do that? If we just delete the posts, it might make the threads seem out of place.'),
(2945, '655388dc59', '', 'Cool Majer. Now would you please remove your signature that says DFB on it. Change it to {bAd} or make a new one with {bAd} on it instead ok? :P'),
(2947, '373f60fd44', '', 'yah um sry but you gonna have to wait 2 weeks till i go back to my dads house so i can change it on my comp at his house cause i cant change it on my comp here at my house k?'),
(2956, 'c38f75205e', '', 'wait what happend to my sig?! its gone and i didnt take it off'),
(2960, 'b5587b39a7', '', 'Just a little {dFb} magic. Thanks anyway Majer.'),
(7000, '47186da065', '', 'See, I did not list a price because I am not sure what it is worth or what would be a fair amount? I was hoping for $500, I think?????\r\n\r\n\r\nI will be keeping my monitor now, so you will have to buy one. Sorry!\r\n\r\n\r\nJust PM me if you want more info or have any more questions'),
(6822, 'e60462bf0f', '', 'Good job guys wish i could be there..to see the quitters...LOL'),
(6823, 'f934e61ae4', 'Server Rules bitch!', 'Rule numero uno! HAVE FUN\r\n\r\nSwearing: Only good swearing is allowed, like fuck, cock hole, you know good shit like that!\r\n\r\nWhining and Crying: If you are going to whine and cry about every little thing, I was spawn killed, He was running, we don''t want you here! Whining shows that you are not as good as you think you are, camper or freestyle! See Revenge Killing!\r\n\r\nExcuses: Excuses are something an inadequate player or clan say''s to try to prove to himself and others that they are better then there ass kicking shows! If you are going to use an excuse,  use, you play a different style of game, we never heard that one before. That''s why our death count is so low and yours is so high, because we run around the map in match play, ya right!  In all reality, if we ran during matches our death count would be extremely high. According to our match manager (minus CTF and JB) our Frag to death ratio is 67%.\r\n\r\nRun and Gunning: Running around the map to shoot players and  then moving on for the next one. During open play, freestyle is allowed. Camping with Run &amp; Gun will be tolerated. During match play, our play will depend on our opponents. If our opponents camp we will camp, if our opponents freestyle, we will freestyle.\r\n\r\nSpawn Killing: Spawn killing is trying to shoot someone while you are spawning, or the opposite. If you see someone spawning in at a distance and they don''t see you, wait until they are out of spawn then blow their fucking head off! If you spawn in beside someone, run like a little bitch and get shot in the back, or stay there. If they run, they are the bitch! Last man standing wins!\r\n\r\nRevenge Killing: Being killed by a player and going back to the same spot to shoot him. Killing the same person from a different spot is not a revenge kill. If you get killed from the person you just killed,  guess you''re not as good  of a camper as you thought. You should have re-positioned yourself. \r\nYou deserved to die!'),
(2986, 'ea104c17fe', '', 'I think it''s a great idea. Now we just need to come up with a time where most if not all of us can be on.'),
(2987, '781275d646', '', 'DAMN!!! More good points postie!! This is not going to be an easy decision! \r\n\r\nShould we all get on TS some night and discuss it that way? It might take some time to hash it out in the forum?'),
(2988, '51b59b04b2', '', 'Shit, I read this one before your post in the admin section. Disregard my previous post.'),
(2989, 'edecb0d0d4', '', 'GREAT idea Postie :-)\r\n\r\nI can be on anytime How bout if we meet an hour before practice tomorrow night or we can meet on sunday after the match???\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2990, 'aa472cf7d2', 'PRACTICE -Fri NOV 17th-', 'Got a rematch on sunday with TxT so all playing need to be there. 7pm PST 9pm CST 10pm EST See ya''ll there!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2991, '3e1ba059ab', '', 'Yo yo, I be there!'),
(2992, 'a61bc935bf', '', 'me too!! :D'),
(2993, '875a29c0c2', '', 'I am really hoping to be there, maybe even on my own computer!'),
(2994, 'e123ea4c7b', '', 'darn rollbacks!! :lol:'),
(6989, 'b816818603', '', 'THANKS! Now get back to work! :lol:'),
(6990, '3f78c56767', '', 'I can''t make it thursday but I''ll see you friday night.'),
(2996, 'ee5ae6335f', '', 'I am there as well'),
(2997, 'b2d33a0f28', '', 'Damn I guess that was you who saw my wife then!  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:'),
(2967, '2561c09db8', 'WJF SERVERS', 'Not sure if anyone has heard of this clan called WJF but htey have a few servers that we might be able to benifite from as far as their sniper and monsterhunt servers...Well if your interested here they are!\r\n\r\n83.98.154.200:7777 (Sniper server) \r\n\r\n83.98.154.78:7777 (Monsterhunt server) \r\n\r\n83.98.154.200:17777 (Rocket-X server) \r\n\r\n83.98.154.203:7777 (Normal weapon &amp; Monsterhunt server) \r\n\r\n83.98.154.200:8899 (UT 2004 Sniper server)'),
(2968, '992ab32cf5', 'The {bAd} clan', 'I moved over to the private section so we are not discussing stuff in the bad section.\r\n\r\nIn response to postie and greens message in the bad practice thread. \r\n\r\nI respect your decisions and I am only posting this as my opinion. I dont want to start a big whole thing on this.\r\n\r\nEven though everyone in the dfb clan knows that the bad clan is a feeder clan, should we be saying that out loud? or should we be helping them out as a separate clan? I would think personally that it would suck to be part of a so called clan to know that it really means nothing at all. I knew when I was in the UTC that some day I MIGHT get recruted to the BS clan, that was cool for me, but I also felt that I was part of a real clan even though we didnt have many matches. I dont know, maybe im wrong, thats just my thought on it. I know the 2 clans were not close in the old days, but we didnt have TS at that time and I personally didnt have a clue that most of you were in the BS??? I dont think that we are making the same mistake that we did over there, we are all pretty tight, the tag doesnt really matter until match time.\r\n\r\nWhat does everyone else feel about this?'),
(2970, '526dacbddd', '', 'I''m kinda in the middle on this one. I think that they should be aware that the bAd clan is the feeder clan if in fact that is what we are going to do. I also feel that by pulling people out of bAd might upset those that are not chosen to be in the dFb. It seems like a no win situation to me. meaning someone is prolly going to get their feelings hurt.\r\n\r\nMaybe we should forget about pulling peeps from the bAd maybe not, i''m just not sure. But at this point it seems like the best way to recruit people into dFb. If thats what we are going to do then I think we need to be upfront and honest with the bAd clan and let them know what they are getting into before they actually get into it.'),
(2971, '4262b5a2df', '', 'I thought bAd was going to be an actual functioning clan, by itself?  Didn''t we say we were standing up a second clan because dFb was getting "full" and we didn''t want to cut back on dFb members'' clan match opportunities?\r\n\r\nI think we can avoid a lot of hard feelings with bAd members if they''re aware that they are a real clan, who can have their own clan matches and develop their own ideas.\r\n\r\nBack at the other place, it was clear that UTC was the second fiddle clan to BS and it was an inside secret that BS was cherry picking from UTC until the big coming out announcement (or at least it was to me!).  It didn''t really bother me that I never got called up to BS (wel, maybe just a little bit) but it also wasn''t very clear that the purpose of UTC was to be a feeder clan for BS either.  I actually thought UTC came about because BS was fully established, and there needed to be a home for the other regular players.\r\n\r\nIf bAd is really just going to be a feeder clan, then we ought to make that clear and set up realistic expectation for bAd members.  This is going to be real hard to do, as we''ve discussed in an earlier thread after the creation of dFb, because there''s so much subjectivity involved in being called up that favortism and hard feelings are almost sure to be felt.\r\n\r\nFor example; what happens to MikeAnime?  He went down to bAd to help out, but he was a dFb member originally wasn''t he?  Can he come back anytime he wants?\r\n\r\nI''m voting for making the bAd be a fully functional clan, and if people want to switch clans it should somehow be voted on democratically by both clans.\r\n\r\nIf I''m right, then we need to get some more members into bAd.\r\n\r\nIf I''m wrong, then bAd is just a feeder clan to dFb and as bitch killer says it would suck to be there waiting for the callup to the elite clan.\r\n\r\nJust food for thought... and with TS it does seem like we''re all pretty tight anyway so probably  not a big deal!'),
(6818, '9c7c5dff6e', '', 'Rules, um rules let see where did I put them?  8O \r\nGet back with u on that one!'),
(6820, '722cf71575', 'Computer for Sale', 'I have a Dell Dimension 4500s for sale: \r\nRadeon 9250 video card \r\n1 GB Ram\r\n40 BG hard Drive\r\nPentium 4  2ghz processor \r\nWindows XP Home \r\nHarmon Kardon Speakers \r\nCD Burner\r\nI will include 2 newer games: Call of Duty2 and F.E.A.R \r\n\r\n if interested or have questions, let me know \r\n\r\nthanks\r\n_________________'),
(2975, 'e67c1a773a', '', 'I think this thread went dead a few weeks ago!  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(2976, '2d74513138', '', 'my 2 cents about dFb in a match : They camp for sure , i only saw a few run when they are spawning to find a spot what is normal and thats all , very friendly people whit a good attitude ! We ad a blast whit them , I dont understand WP issue whit you guyz , its just sad to see someone comeback and complain when its over ! Even if you argue its over its done !!! But [TxT] cant wayt untill we have the rematch whit you all , we all liked it , We just hope you could remove the deemers coz we all think its killing the team work when you play a team game ! Hope we can talk on msn before the match guyz !!! Have a nice day all !!!!!!'),
(2977, 'f705893295', '', 'Well MajerPayne--------As for support for the dFb -----Cool bro!  I know you are gone right now but I think you have made the BAD clan! Congrats ! If you read the BAD Private clan forum there are a few coments in there for you all as BAD.\r\n\r\nYour sig just kinda looks like  you are in the dFb! We all like you but just wish you were a little more active! \r\nSee you soon  bud!'),
(3012, '86f5ee6b17', '', 'Maybe Evilone can fix you sig, ask and you shall receive.'),
(2978, '7a7aa3ef2a', '', 'I personally dont use the deemers allot when we play matches, I could care less if they are there or not. We mostly use them when we are playing each other because they are fun to blow the fuck out of someone. But I will leave that decision up to everyone else.'),
(2979, '6e3fde332b', '', 'I''m good for no redeemers for the rematch, rifles only!\r\n\r\nLooking forward to the TxT rematch, it was a blast the last time.'),
(2980, '44ba572afe', '', 'Yep demeers are in play but I really don''t go for them either! Funny thing is during the WP match-------they were the only ones that used them!LOL! But I don''t care if they are there or not! I just play with what ever is there and make the best of it! TXT rocks! See saturday!'),
(2981, '8248f1cb5a', '', 'From my experience with the UTC and Babas I really am not in favor of using bAd as a feeder clan. Its going to make people feel left out and  it could also cause hard feelings between members. i just remember how i felt as each of you were picked from the UTC clan, itwas frustrating and it just suxed, made me not want to play anymore. \r\n\r\nHow can ya tell members of the bAd clan to improve their skills and that maybe you will earn a place in dFb, when there are already bAd members that are better and more skilled players than I am (namely evil one and my son Nick) I can imagine theyre probably  thinking, well heck if shes a member of dFb then why am i not one? Im sure that makes them both feel bad and I dont want that. Knowing that the bAd is their clan and not just a stepping stone to dFb will make the bAd clan stronger,  more will be wanting to participate in making it the best that it can be.  thats a good thang so why change it? \r\nLets say In the future we meet someone we want in the dFb, then we do the vote thang and if voted in we ask them to join, samethang goes with bAd.  anyways i think dFb has a great thang going as is,  were all close friends we all get along great together  and i think were a dam good team already. we dont need better players so theres no need for bAd to be a feeder clan,t it will do more harm than good .\r\n\r\nI think until we decide what were going to do that it would be best to remove those posts that say bAd is a feeder clan.\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(2983, '05fabbaeb7', '', 'Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster\r\n this was my post in the BAD section yesterday!\r\nGood words Jolly and green!\r\nI think the practices need to be with the dfb for now untill we you all get enough folks to even play in a match or rumble! I want dfb and BAD to be apart of a family and be as close as brothers and sisters ! I don''t want to see another UTC mistake happen here!\r\n\r\nYes BAD is a rucruting pool for the DFB and its main focus is to become DFB in the END! Eveyone who is BAD will one day get thier chance to prove themselves to the DFB and maybe become a member!At which point you all will just know what is needed and will just fit the glove! In turn--------you all as BAD members get a chance to gain the expericnce of learning how to run a clan ----learn the in''s and out''s of what it takes to be in a clan and run it ,as well as to have a brother clan looking over you soulders to aid you all in any thing we can-------like practices------setting up matchs-------map making-------sig making------avitars--------etc...........what ever it is you all need to know and learn from us!\r\n\r\nI want to see BAD be something but I don''t want it to become a seperate clan then us! I want us all to be family! I look at it as you all are in high school and have teacher and folks that wish the best of luck and aids you in your goals and as folks make the grade then they will make the grade with the DFB clan! As A BAD member I want you all to be happy that a guy gets pulled up into the DFB not upset!Some one will have to fill thier shoes and duties! Great honor in some cases! The goal is to Get an dfb invite! So when you all start getting into the dfb clan the ones left behind are the much closer to becomeing dfb guys! I also want to let you all know as far as clan matchs are------------ we also will come and let some BAD guys Play in The DFB clan matches as subs-----or put you on the roster in some cases! So there are some early perks for you die hard guys!\r\n\r\n\r\nBest of luck BAD and Get the show on ! 1 one goal right now is bodies for the clan and practice alot with us as often as you can! See you in the game peeps!\r\n_________________\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n This  is my thoughts now!\r\n\r\n\r\nGood move moving this here ! I really was not thinking! Everyone has good points and no one has really given much thought about the BAD clan! It is really all uip in the air right now!\r\n\r\nMy post (I guess) was to be up front and give some aid anf focus for them! There is alot to be talked about and worked out right now! We don''t really have anything worked out with us right now for that matter except communication------which seems to work great for our needs! As for the BAD clan---------They really don''t have anyone right now to do anything-----so we need to help them out right now------Down the raod they will have more things to tend to! But we need to figure out what to do now and stick to it before we go to far with any ideas right now!  \r\n\r\nI think we can let BAD out on its own-------or feed from it! Right now they can''t be on thier own! But if we help aid in their upcoming to gain members then where does that leave us as a stand alone clan that feeds off of them????? So do we let them go and leave them be? Do we lie and steal them after they establish them selves? Do we tell them up front and us run it and be honest from the word Go?  If BAD Clan gets big enough and wants to leave the Home to be on it''s own then what happens to dFb Guys that get to be friends with them amongst break up of one clan moving on and maybe some dFb guys going as well???\r\n\r\nThis is all just if''s and whats'' but there will be a future for this clan wheater or not it is a stand alone clan or a known feeder clan! So we have to find out now about what to do! \r\n\r\nI think being in as a feeder clan needs to be brought up up front if thats what they will be or we need to disside not to touch a single member from thier clan to fill our own clan now regaudless of if we or they aproach us about this matter! It will and can''t happen this way!\r\n\r\nAt the end of the day we all want a tag in front of our names to play with and to be a part of something more then just a guy in a game! Now I don''t see a problem letting people know up front that this is how you join dFb clan! Have to join BAD and then prove yourselves there as a asset to them so they can be an asset to us! At which point they will have gained the skills need to function as a whole clan and kknow what and what not to do! They will also be able to aid us in many catagories of clan duties (which we need to come up with ourselves LOL) Sigs avitars,web page stuff,maps,advertisement else where,podcasting (when we start it up),Server stuff,Setting up matchs(like jimmy does),ahhhh hell It could just go on and on But I think you see my point I hope!    \r\n\r\nIf we let them stand up on there own we can help them along but have to maintain some what of a distance to allow them to grow But at the same turn know the repercusions of it as well! BAD is a goo thing and will only get tanted by our disicions we make now and will have to deal with later! \r\n\r\nI don''t want them to feel like they are not a part of something if only a feeder clan ,But we have plenty of room in the dFb for them -------just depends on what and how much we want to go! We could allways do ladder matchs and tournament as well as clan matchs and even host so stuff for the public or clans! So the way I see it is that we all can make room for more-------Which brings up the point of if we do leave them to be thier own deal then how does that effect our recurting plans out side of BAD as they will be faced with the same issues here! Plus how will it be takein from BAD guys as Our little flunkie Clan to just have people to play with????????\r\n\r\nWe all need to find out :\r\n1. Do we Feed from them and let them know up front our plan?\r\n2.Let them be themselves and grow into what every they become?\r\n3.Forget the whole thing and make all BAD guys dFb guys?z\r\n4;Let them do thier own thing and froget about them and Feed off them later and hope they don''t care ?\r\n\r\nWe just need to find out for thier sake and let them know how it will all go down so they make up thier minds about what to do as well!\r\n\r\nI think a feeder clan and help them become  skilled in all  things we do as a clan and make it a family deal ! Walk side by side with them and for them!  Or Just Make those guys dFb clan and forget they were invented!'),
(2984, '970bffb58a', 'Meetings for the dFb and Or Bad?', 'I think we sould plan some meeting time for clan things related to be discussed and determined! Get everones input on it before we all post crazy shit like I did yesterday! \r\n\r\nWe nee to get a format for being a dFb guy \r\n\r\nWhat to do with BAD as a whole\r\n\r\nTalk about web shit\r\n\r\nserver maps and mutes etc.\r\n\r\nMap making and what we want Not what I want LOL\r\n\r\nSigs and avitars making \r\n\r\nclan functions and who does what and who wants to do what\r\n\r\nEvery thing really! Like an of topic issuses that may effect us as people and the way we do thing or problems we might just need to talk to a friend about!  \r\n\r\neverything we allways do but make a organized event for some of it!\r\n\r\nAny one for or against this idea?'),
(6991, 'eee39d5174', '', 'AWESOME JOB, guys!'),
(6992, '53037fc7bd', '', 'Oh, I hope don''t get trapped into that one.'),
(2998, '595dc6a56e', '', 'you know ill be there'),
(3001, 'feed575110', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O   You sure like living dangerously, bro. :P'),
(3002, '1592c24f85', '', 'Let''s git er done!'),
(3003, '3f678dbd1c', '', '[quote:3f678dbd1c="thepostman"]! TXT rocks! See saturday![/quote:3f678dbd1c]\r\n\r\n\r\nits not suppose to be sunday???'),
(3004, 'c80444c253', '', 'Yep, Sunday, Postie has to put the crack pipe away!!!'),
(3005, '2e1193d6e9', '', 'I have been drinking since lunch, hopefully Im ok to practice?'),
(3007, '71a7e177fe', '', 'yah its cool just wish i would at least get a pm bout taking my sig off. Thanks for letting me join the BAD clan too i wish i was more active but i cant with my comp because it wont play ut 99 without ALOT of lag invovled and i dont have internet on the one in my room right now so hopefully my dad is going to upgrade my comp for christmas so thanks alot.'),
(3019, 'ef5a838070', '', 'I know you have 99 dumb ass, Im just saying 2k4 sucks ass!!!!!!!!'),
(3020, '389a7adc6e', '', 'My 3 cents - I think bAd should be there own clan, people that join our family right now should go into the bAd clan. Unless we get a request from a  player (not in bAd) to be in the dFb then we take a vote. \r\n\r\nIts hard when we have freinds that we want in our clan to tell them they are going to be in the bAd. We need to try to recuit more leaders to the bAd so they can set up matches and take care of there group.\r\n\r\nEveryone points are well taken, but think of this, if we bring all good players into dFb people lose spots in clan matches. I try to set the roster is fair as possible...more people, players are going to lose maps.\r\n\r\n I think there is room for 2 kick ass clans!'),
(3018, '5d1f8099db', '', '[quote:5d1f8099db="Bitch_Killer"]DUDE!!!!!!!!?????? Ut 2k4 sucks ass, WTF are you thinkin? Install 99 on it and get in the game!!!!! I am sure that you will be able to kick ass in 99 in a few months, dont sell yourself short bud, just do it, get er done!!!!!!![/quote:5d1f8099db]WHAT EVER MAN YOU ARE RETARDED I HAVE 99 TOO REMEMBER I HAVE PLAYED YOU BEFORE IN IT!!'),
(3009, '90d172a009', 'Future of {bAd} clan.', 'OK!! \r\n\r\nThe other night there was a few of us on TS, we had an un-schedualed meeting and came up with the following. Of course this is for everyone here to vote on and give some opinions. \r\n\r\nHere is what was discussed \r\n\r\n1. The {bAd} clan should be their own clan. \r\n2. A member of {dFb} (probably me!) will be the governing person along with a {bAd} member. \r\n3. The Clan can do whatever they want, but will always belong to the {dFb} \r\n4. If someone from the {bAd} clan wants to join the {dFb} (and we vote them in) then we will take that person. \r\n\r\nIf I missed something, let me know and I will add it. \r\n\r\nHopefully this will give the {bAd} clan some much needed direction and still leave us in control of it. If anyone has anything they would like to add to this, please feel free to tell me, and dont forget to vote on these options. If you want to discuss this further and have some more clarification, then we can still have a meeting, just post here and let it be known.'),
(3010, '56144f052e', '', '[quote:56144f052e="thepostman"] If you read the BAD Private clan forum there are a few coments in there for you all as BAD[/quote:56144f052e] send a link cause i cant find them pleez lol c-yah'),
(3011, 'b4ef9339a3', '', 'No prob dude, we forget that we have PM here! most of us use TS to talk, not a biggie. Get a better computer and join us in some ass kickin bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(3013, 'bee20d8740', '', '[quote:bee20d8740="Bitch_Killer"]No prob dude, we forget that we have PM here! most of us use TS to talk, not a biggie. Get a better computer and join us in some ass kickin bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:bee20d8740]lol ok well yah i wish i could play more and the only way i can play right now is when i go to my dads house every 2 weeks and i got ut 2k4 like 6 weeks ago and i frikin love it!! im so much better at it than ut 99 im addicted lol c yall later'),
(3014, '2e97652508', '', '[quote:2e97652508="Bitch_Killer"]Maybe Evilone can fix you sig, ask and you shall receive.[/quote:2e97652508]no i can fix it when i go back to my dads house its no problem'),
(3015, '1e4bbd9d52', '', 'DUDE!!!!!!!!?????? Ut 2k4 sucks ass, WTF are you thinkin? Install 99 on it and get in the game!!!!! I am sure that you will be able to kick ass in 99 in a few months, dont sell yourself short bud, just do it, get er done!!!!!!!'),
(3016, '1a534c7c51', '', 'Ya postie smokes a lot of shit so we have to keep wiping his mouth and take him by the hand and lead him to the match!'),
(3021, 'a999b9335f', '', 'well i know your retarded so ima pretend like you dont know what your talkin about'),
(3022, '3cea956517', '', 'If I was that stupid, I would call myself, greenman!!!!!!!!!!'),
(3023, 'aa810f26ef', '', 'hahaha BURN! thats frikin hilarious'),
(3024, 'b36a31483a', '', 'I just consider who it''s from and it doesn''t bother me at all. If Bitch is all pissed off because I refused his sexual advances, then so be it. I''m not gay so maybe he should try to get MattMan. :P'),
(3025, 'ab75ba5412', '', 'LMAO are you that lonely bitch? lol good comback greenie'),
(3026, '5437c668f6', '', 'Matt is already my BITCH!!!!!!!!'),
(3028, '51e236d7f3', '', 'I voted to keep them as a feeder clan but....  The {bAd} clan was started to be a feeder clan for us. I have no problem if that is not what you want now but.... Evil one wants to be {dFb} and we told him to work on his game in the {bAd}clan to earn his way to our clan. Squirrel probably wants to be in our clan too. Neither are good enough sniper campers to be in our clan yet. At least not in my opinion. Cali, You are better at camping then both of them! My brother in law Chalk, also joined {bAd} to improve his skills to join {dFb}. \r\n\r\nIf we are not going to use {bAd} as a feeder clan, I think we need to address the above points as well as a few more. I also think we should just get rid of the {bAd} clan all together if they are not going to be our feeder clan. Why work on another clan when we can spend the time on ours? Hell, we can help out other clans without haveing to share our forum and server with them. Then we can steal whoever we want and not have to worry about feelings.\r\n\r\nI think we should have had another option to vote for. Just dissolve the {bAd}clan.'),
(3029, 'a9ce418971', '', '[quote:a9ce418971="Bitch_Killer"]Matt is already my BITCH!!!!!!!![/quote:a9ce418971]\r\n\r\nI knew that already Bitch. I just wanted you to put it in print. :lol:'),
(3030, '21e15f183f', '', 'Yo Yo Yo  :P'),
(6988, '81d924cd8a', '', '[quote:81d924cd8a="Katana"]I second that Jimmy! Thanks eMac and Matt for the hard work and time you both put into this clan...You Guys Rock![/quote:81d924cd8a]\r\n\r\nDITTO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(3032, '86e00a9498', '', '[quote:86e00a9498="GreenMan"][quote:86e00a9498="Bitch_Killer"]Matt is already my BITCH!!!!!!!![/quote:86e00a9498]\r\n\r\nI knew that already Bitch. I just wanted you to put it in print. :lol:[/quote:86e00a9498]\r\n[color=darkblue:86e00a9498][size=24:86e00a9498]AHHHHHHHH AHHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN!!![/color:86e00a9498][/size:86e00a9498]'),
(3034, '244dd5a25a', 'Hello!!', 'Hello all, SpellBinder from GWL here, The Global Warfighter League. The GWL is an online gaming league where competitive teams from all across the world come to play online games competitively. Our website is www.MyGWL.com\r\n\r\nI am a part of the Senior Staff for GWL and would like to invite you all there for fun and competition. So far we have had a good response and it looks like the ladders will be very active. \r\n\r\nIf you have any questions feel free to reach me via GWL forums or my email at spellbinder@mygwl.com \r\n\r\nHope to have you as part of the excitement!\r\n\r\n**We have recently added StarWars Battlefront 2, Call of Duty 2 and Quake4 to our list of ladder competition. If you don’t see a game or ladder that you would like to compete on, just let us know and we will see what we can do for you!'),
(3035, 'd0f1fd6354', '', 'I like having the 2 clans, for a few reasons but thats something we can go over on TS.\r\n\r\nlike bitch said: If someone from the {bAd} clan wants to join the {dFb} (and we vote them in) then we will take that person.'),
(3041, 'b162e590d3', '', 'Sounds like a plan to me.  I may be able to meet after the match.  I''m usually home a little after 3 on Sundays.  Other than that my best days are Sat, Wed and Fri.'),
(3043, 'c62e1beea6', '', 'If you''re talking about his sig then yeah, I don''t think it should have been there.  I don''t see it anymore so that''s cool.\r\n\r\nAs far as getting rid of it, all you have to do is edit his sig.  The sig data isn''t stored in each individual post (although it''s displayed in each post), it''s stored in a users table.  So if you change his sig it will reflect on every post he made.  That doesn''t mean he can''t go in and change it back though.'),
(3044, 'cdb1bcc0f9', '', 'Matt removed it already. Thanks for the info emac. :)'),
(3046, '41b82556eb', '', 'I think a meeting is a good idea but please not after a match. I keep getting it from the wife when I''m on for the match and stay on after its over. I get the "You have been on that damn computer for hours already." "Isn''t it time to give me a little help?" \r\nOk, you can start with the "Whipped" comments now but I can see her point. :oops:'),
(3048, 'b2dcb66acc', '', 'Sounds good to me. That is still a feeder clan in my mind. I guess that means that someone can join {dFb} without becomming {bAd} first. That really is the way it should be anyway.'),
(3049, '2dd9940377', '', 'Thank''s for the info. We will look into it. Feel free to make future posts here. Thanks for stopping in. :P'),
(3050, 'e8a7bbdfca', '', 'No problem...\r\n\r\nAt the same time, If we don''t have a ladder or game that you guys play, but would be interested, you can let us know here:\r\nGame &amp; Ladder Request \r\nhttp://www.mygwl.com/site/viewforum.php?f=390 \r\n\r\nWe are very flexible and community driven. L8tr'),
(3053, 'b8ec4f9e89', '', 'Nice to see new peeps on the forums! Ladders --------Cool! Have to check it out! TY for stoping in on us! We also have public team speak and feel free to contact us on it as well!'),
(3054, '0d119e565a', '', 'What happend! I lost a few days! Must have been some good shit man! Fucked me Up!  Sunday is good! Cool man! See you folks in the Game!'),
(3057, '0b10c12cf4', '', 'No Greeny i can see your point if u want pussy u better listen to her or i just have to give u a good porn link and a box of kleenex!!!'),
(3058, 'bb8346e566', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(3059, '9bc1117c5b', '', 'Why dont you just swallow there zilla? Then he wont need the Klennex'),
(3061, 'f9c99fe529', 'Mad cow rant', 'http://starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mad_cow.shtml'),
(3064, '0035612aff', '', 'Good find Evilone. Hamburgers for dinner tonight. :P'),
(3065, 'a67abe4bd7', '', '[quote:a67abe4bd7="Bitch_Killer"]Why dont you just swallow there zilla? Then he wont need the Klennex[/quote:a67abe4bd7]\r\n\r\nToo funny BK!  :lol:'),
(3071, 'cb9289c860', '{bAd} Clan direction', 'Ok guys, here is what we have decided thus far and what I am going to post in the {bAd} private section.\r\n\r\nI might have left something out, or not been clear enough, your feedback is welcome. \r\n\r\n\r\n[b:cb9289c860]There has been much debate recently about the {bAd} clan and the direction that they will be going. After many meetings and posts, we have decided the following regarding the clan.\r\n\r\n1. The {bAd} clan will function as a separate clan. \r\n\r\nThe reason we decided to do this is simply, the {dFb} is full and we don’t foresee people leaving in the near future. We don’t want to call the {bAd} clan a feeder clan because there will not be any interest in making yourselves part of the clan, people will always play with the intent of moving to the perceived "better clan". We want everyone to feel they are part of whatever clan they are in. If the {bAd} members feel they are part of a real clan, then the clan will be all that much better (maybe even better than the {dFb} down the road).\r\n\r\nThis also means that people need to be appointed to positions that are needed to run a clan, like a person that takes care of matches, someone to do sigs and avatars, someone to do maps, so on and so forth.\r\n\r\n2. A member of {dFb} will be overseeing things in the {bAd} clan jointly with a {bAd} member.\r\n\r\nThis does not mean that we will control everything that goes on, this person will just give advise and keep an eye on what’s going on in case something has to be taken care of. This person will also help in coordinating practices and resolving conflicting schedules. \r\n\r\nThe person appointed from {dFb} to do this job is Bitch killer. This appointment can obviously change over time, so when and if a new person is elected, the {bAd} clan will be informed.\r\n\r\n3. The {bAd} clan will be called a "community clan" NOT a "feeder clan"\r\n\r\nEssentially what that means is, the clan is part of the whole {dFb} community and will always belong to the {dFb} clan but will function on its own. If everyone in the clan wants to move on, the name will stay with the {dFb}.\r\n\r\n4. We will NOT be appointing any new “admins” to the website.\r\n\r\nThere are already plenty of admins on the Web site to take care of things, so the Web site will be maintained as is. We can appoint forum moderators if someone wants to take on that task. \r\n\r\n5. When and if the {dFb} need to recruit, we will take whoever requests to join us.\r\n\r\nThis does not necessarily mean that we will take people out of {bAd}. We will recruit and vote on the individual as per normal. \r\n\r\nIf there is still questions or concerns, we will clarify, so please take the time to post.\r\n\r\nThanks[/b:cb9289c860]'),
(3075, '757abd9d95', '', 'I think you said it fine BK. Thanks for taking the time to do this. :P'),
(3081, '2a4fb96282', '', 'Good job BK! Sounds like you got it on track!'),
(3082, '8709da5d51', 'THANK YOU', 'Thanks dFb for the rematch, it was fun again..............well played and no drama again..........we will see you again. :wink:'),
(3083, '4ab04010dc', '', 'Your a good man Noc, nice attitude and good playin as well. Your always welcome here buddy!!!'),
(3084, 'ad1c0efadc', '', 'GG dfb , sorry about clem , we are not use to redeemers , telefragin , 2 trans , and all thos sheld ,I was suprise a little when i ad to shoot someone atless 5 time to kill , it was pretty funny, its the first time we play that way , but your server your rules, GG again ans see ya all soon i hope'),
(3085, '54ada8727c', '', 'Great game TxT looking forward to the next match!\r\nGood job dFb!'),
(3086, '1fa6862868', '', 'No need to appologize sektor, we had fun!! and you guys are cool. Thanks for the games.'),
(3087, '08b4aa4526', '', 'ohhh i forgot to say , sorry i was late a little , saturday night are hard on me!  :lol:'),
(3088, '98ccc13916', '', 'Hey TxT you all played great...As usual I had a great time even with the wait here and there..But that was no problem!  You guys rock and I hope we get another game goin soon!'),
(3089, 'fe538d3a4c', '{dFb} vs  {TxT} 11-20-2005 (Rematch)', 'Good games to all dFb and TxT is was a great match up!\r\n\r\nResults of the match are:\r\n\r\ndFb took 4 maps\r\nTxT took 1\r\n\r\nFor all the details and images go here\r\nhttp://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches'),
(3090, '593dbf7193', '', 'Good games TXT! All the maps were close games and very intense for us both! I myself was allways on the edge of my seat! I hope we all had fun and can do it again sometime!'),
(3093, '34ec1dd4a5', '', 'I agree.  Had a blast!! :D'),
(3095, 'cb8b8a1ce4', '', 'That was great fun again!\r\n\r\nWe ought to do this on a regular basis, you TxT members are a good competitive clan.\r\n\r\nCongratulations to all.'),
(3096, '9d112df549', '', 'Ditto had a blast today!\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(3098, '7e63da89af', '', 'Sounds good to me BK:-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(3101, '96e9aa0036', '', 'I actually voted a little while ago but didn''t post because I had to leave right away...But i voted.....Matt should be bent over a table and shown WHO the man is...lmao!!!!!'),
(3102, '231f337d99', '', 'Great job Txt u guys are true gentlemen....we all had a blast and have to do it again sometime and we look forward to seeing u guys in the game...'),
(3104, '394b330dcd', '', 'thanks for the kind words...........thats what we brag about, being a fun clan and no drama so we try to uphold that. As I said, dFb has great sportmanship and we will be doing this again and again and.......you get the  :idea: \r\n\r\nthanks and have a good holiday....hit me up when you are ready for round three'),
(3105, 'b560c189a0', '', 'yeah, those deemers were great............I killed myself with them about 10 times then I finally stopped using them :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Stupid-god-damn-friggin-mother-........... :lol:'),
(3106, 'e521c37796', '', 'exellent match guys, i was watching over posties shoulder... very well played... [txt], you guys did very good as well, i hope i get te pleasure of fraggin you soon! 8)  8)  8)'),
(3107, '7c102f69ca', 'Vanquisher', 'Man, whata dick..........he kills me alot, over and over................ :lol:  :lol:'),
(3108, 'b44f390cb1', '', 'great games and sportsmanship'),
(3109, 'df55772fa8', '', 'Yah I know the feeling Noc I get it from him on a daily basis, what a dick eh??? LOL:-)\r\n\r\n :-P @ Vanquisher\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3111, '010527a841', 'UnrealEd - How do you create your own .umx files.', 'Basicly what im asking you is, how do you convert a basic WAV file into .UMX?'),
(3112, 'c0fc5860b1', '', 'From what i have read it''s a pain in the ass so I just use existing umx files. Time saver, lol'),
(3114, 'f1a0ee7aa8', 'Re: Vanquisher', '[quote:f1a0ee7aa8="Nocturnal"]Man, whata dick..........he kills me alot, over and over................ :lol:  :lol:[/quote:f1a0ee7aa8]\r\n\r\nI agree! \r\n\r\nInstead of Vanquisher we should call him Asswaxer'),
(3115, 'a38a3ce350', 'Yeah lol, sounds like it two', 'Yeah lol, sounds like it two,  :wink:'),
(3116, '30de961097', '', '[quote:30de961097="Nocturnal"]yeah, those deemers were great............I killed myself with them about 10 times then I finally stopped using them :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Stupid-god-damn-friggin-mother-........... :lol:[/quote:30de961097]\r\n\r\nNow you all know why we have Deemers!...LMAO!!!!!'),
(3117, '94f0f4655b', '', 'And soon to be more!  Yeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwww!'),
(3118, '00933928ef', '', 'LMAO Matt!! \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3119, '359b5b2894', '', '8O  What do you get from him on a daily basis????'),
(3121, 'e24754282e', '', 'I think that is everyone now, I will post in on the {bAd} private section tonight.'),
(3122, 'ae887b1d38', '', 'Ha ha Ron, sorry to dissapoint your dirty lil mind but its not that!! LOL :-P\r\n\r\n\r\nLet me rephrase that aaaaaahem lol I get my ass shot up on a daily basis by vanq\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3124, '56d8317505', '', 'Cool! I don''t really care so much now!LOL! Just ready to start Movin on from it! Post it !'),
(3125, 'e6380d1fff', '', 'I just play with what ever is there! Hell there are some servers that only run throwing knives as a weapon! All good to me!'),
(3127, 'abbc74fcc0', '', '[quote:abbc74fcc0="Cali"]Ha ha Ron, sorry to dissapoint your dirty lil mind but its not that!! LOL :-P\r\n\r\n\r\nLet me rephrase that aaaaaahem lol I get my ass shot up on a daily basis by vanq\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz[/quote:abbc74fcc0]\r\n\r\nSo does that have a sexual meaning or does it just sound that way? :lol:'),
(3128, '783db9a686', '', 'Was alot of fun. TXT are a great clan. Both matches were a blast. :P'),
(3129, 'd944113b44', '', 'Both matches were a blast. I can''t wait for round three. TXT rocks! :P  Thanks for the fun.'),
(3130, '7e8b7e588a', '', '[quote:7e8b7e588a="Katana"]I actually voted a little while ago but didn''t post because I had to leave right away...But i voted.....Matt should be bent over a table and shown WHO the man is...lmao!!!!![/quote:7e8b7e588a]\r\n\r\nWe took care of that for you Katana! :lol:'),
(3131, '577be4c481', '', 'I actually found it to be quite simple. I went from never doing this before to a converted mp3 to UMX in like 10 minutes. I''ll have to find the instructions again, I''ll post when I find them...'),
(3132, '461edb2c8f', 'Hello  dfb clan', 'Hello clan dfb, I came across your web address ummmmm errrrr somewhere. I forget now.LOL (man this getting old thing sucks) anyway cool looking forum you have here. I''ll have to hunt up your server ip and see if I can collect some heads. Anyway I am .:TOAO:.OZZY (wouldn''t allow me to use my tag when I signed in :?:  :?:  :?:)  I am founder of clan .:TOAO:. (The One And Only) we''re just a bit under 6 months old trying to find some Diehard UT 99 players that are intrested in joining a clan (not much luck) I used to be a warpig which I''ve seen you met .....which is why I [u:461edb2c8f]used[/u:461edb2c8f] to be I''m not proud of it either. I am a 45 year old carpenter from upstate new york. I really like the ut 99 game when played against the right players. I hope tio see some of you guys in your server and perhaps you''ll drop by and pay us a visit sometime you can find us at www.toaosniperclan.com server ip is right there. Thanks and I hope to see ya in the unreal world'),
(3133, '58d6c79510', 'pSg-machine', 'I''m finally building a gaming PC. All info will be logged @ http://p455w0rd.is-a-geek.net/newpc/. Right now it just has items that I''ve paid for. I will get around to posting everything else tonight or tomorrow. There''s a ton of stuff I''m doing with this machine.\r\n\r\nSome future features include:\r\n-Fingerprint Identification -&gt; [url=http://www.directron.com/dg300004.html]link[/url]\r\n-Front PC bay light controller panel -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/sunbeam-525-lightbus-black.html]link[/url]\r\n-Blue LED Fand Screws -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/sunbeam-blue-led-fan-screws-4-pack.html]link[/url]\r\n-Red LED case feet -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/ledcasefeetr.html]link[/url]\r\n-Blue 15" Cold Cathode for bottom of case -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/logisys-15in-ccfl-blue.html]link[/url]\r\n-Custom made water cooling\r\n-PC bay reservoir -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/thermaltake-aquabay-m3-reservoir.html]link[/url]\r\n-Blue lit mouse pad -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/thermaltake-gamma-pad.html]link[/url]\r\n-Blue lit gaming mouse with fan -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/logisys-optical-fan-mouse-blue.html]link[/url]\r\n-Blue illuminated keyboard -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/sunbeam-acrylic-illuminated-keyboard.html]link[/url]\r\n-Blue illuminated IDE cables -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/uvacsilclear.html]link[/url]\r\n-Blue EL SATA cables -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/18seataneelw.html]link[/url]\r\n-Red UV sensitive 3 1/2" floppy cable -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/uvseredro18f.html]link[/url]\r\n-5.1 surround sound headphones -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/ltb-ac97-51-surround-headphones.html]link[/url]\r\n-PC bay "Thermaltake X-Ray" -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/xray1.html]link[/url]\r\n-Wireless Remote Multifunction Panel -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/logisys-multifunction-panel-black.html]link[/url]\r\n-7.1 Surround Sound card -&gt; [url=http://www.xoxide.com/bluegears-xmystique-ddl-gold.html]link[/url]\r\n\r\nmuch more...too much to list...i need to find a set of 7.1 surround sound speakers...I can''t find any..preferably for PC..if anyone knows of any....'),
(3134, '7316fb1e61', '', 'I  am .:TOAO:. {-KILLER-} also a former ~WP~ enough said.  I live in maine and like to play UT as well. I thought i would come introduce my self and ozzy gave to info. Hope to see ya in the game on your server or {"ours" : 66.148.85.31} Untill then have a good one.\r\n\r\n[img:7316fb1e61]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-9/1071647/killermesssig.gif[/img:7316fb1e61]'),
(3135, 'b40feb0baa', '', 'Nice to meet you guys, welcome to our home. We understand why you have your own group now, way to keep things alive!!!!! \r\n\r\nSign up for a match and lets get it on!!!!'),
(3136, '8352f5e861', '', 'LOL, I have a dirty mind because your a DIRTY, DIRTY Girl, just the way I like it. Dont change a thing sexy!!!'),
(4107, 'fff26bf5e7', '', 'MERRY CHRITMAS and HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my MIRTian friends, YES please do come join our NY''s party on TS were gonna have a blast!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(4108, '2f9a312061', '', 'Can ya feel the love Jimmy LOL:-) WELCOME HOME!!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(4112, '0cadba46c3', 'yo yo yo', 'yo, Im admin for the Red_Sun clan. I was wondering do u play UT GOTY. if so, if u ever wanna match just visit and 1 of our members will set it up.\r\n Reaper :twisted: \r\n\r\nwww.freewebs.com/red_sun'),
(4113, 'e8aa6b9144', '', 'Yes that is about all we play lol never heard of your clan but will be sure to check you out. Just to let you know there are 2 clans here {bAd} and {dFb}. Ummmm i dont know about the match i would have to talk with Jolly_Rodger bout it if you want to have a match with {dfb} then you gonna want to talk to cali or mattman. Thanks for the invite though always good to see other clans looking for a match and considering us.'),
(4114, 'e03f043faf', '', 'Yo, ho, ho, ho'),
(4117, 'e7d50ebfbf', '', 'Wow u guys really gave me a ass kicking...lets see I think I won 3 out of.....3 maps. Nice try fuckers, glad to be back'),
(4119, '14a5de964f', '', 'BURN lmao nice job jimz'),
(4121, '85e1c1018a', 'Merry Christmas', 'Wishing you, and yours the VERY best this holiday season.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[img:85e1c1018a]http://www.wtv-zone.com/KajunBoy/Christmas/Merry-Christmas1.gif[/img:85e1c1018a]\r\n\r\n\r\nFrom -=]TUC[=- clan   :D'),
(3138, '4124215ef5', '', '[quote:4124215ef5="thepostman"]Damn I guess that was you who saw my wife then!  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:[/quote:4124215ef5]\r\n\r\n :wink: \r\n :P I laughed hysterically!!!'),
(3139, 'a522b27a95', '', '[quote:a522b27a95="MajerPayne"]not postie dont try to change it around on to somone else you are the dick plain and simple lol jp[/quote:a522b27a95]\r\n\r\n\r\nyall need a nodding head smilie:)'),
(3140, '9a6a6f7f76', '', '[b:9a6a6f7f76][color=green:9a6a6f7f76]Hey Ozzy , Hows things been going for ya ? \r\nI noticed your server was down on my UT watcher, and after seeing a New IP, I see why  :? \r\nIt''s been quiet as hell at :{THC}: lately  :( \r\nHopeing that the cold weather will bring in some old, and new players too all of UT  :twisted:  :twisted:  [/color:9a6a6f7f76][/b:9a6a6f7f76]'),
(3141, 'd6f312f2b2', '', 'Here you go, 7.1 from newegg.com.  If you haven''t heard of them, they so rock!\r\n\r\n[url]http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.asp?Manufactory=&amp;PropertyCodeValue=906%3A8154&amp;PropertyCodeValue=0&amp;description=&amp;MinPrice=&amp;MaxPrice=&amp;SubCategory=60&amp;Submit=Property[/url]'),
(3142, '99ce2f458d', '', 'You fucked Matt up the Ass on A table! Ewwwwwwwwwwww! Canadians! Go figure!LMAO!');
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(3143, '17a6c74406', '', 'We all hope so Mickey! Nice to see you all here on the forums! Most of our members played a few matchs with you all when we were all BS Clan! Just used a few new names here! Hope to see you all soon and I will have to check your server out soon!\r\n\r\nFood for thoughts---------- I really would like to try to do a once a month team speak open house kinda thing with in the UT community so we all can get to know some folks and to maybe change the face of the whole community as we know it ! And maybe jump in a few games here and there as indaviduals --------not as clan guys! All for fun and the love of the game ! And of course to get to know on another better! Help each other out ! work more togather as a UT community then just as seperate clans! \r\n\r\nHave to excuse me! I get these wierd ideas! Just takes peolpe to make them happen! LOL!\r\n\r\nSee you all soon!'),
(3144, '44e12df356', '', 'LMAO! All in good fun My gray friend!LOL! I hope you made it through the stroms ok ! Had some Bad stuff your way a few days ago! Good to see you  alive and well! For real! :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(3145, '3d81ee0058', '', 'yeah I know about newegg..just didn''t think about it...thanks!'),
(3146, '1139e79d0a', '', '+Yep Then you all could suck this big -------------Nevermind!LOL!'),
(3147, '657c6c73fe', '', 'Thanks! Do you guys play the sniping/camping? It was recently brought to our attention that this has become rather popular. So we are looking for input about it to set up ladders for it.'),
(3155, 'd7da2a8ba6', '', 'We play all styles of Unreal Tournament. Sniper/camping and freestyle mostly. We just love to play so we play anyway that someone wants.'),
(3156, 'f378809df5', '', 'Good to see you guys here. Thanks for stopping in. Hope to play you in the game real soon. Might just be time for a clan match! :P'),
(3157, '11b68ece97', '', 'Hey! A hole is a hole. The receiver is the gay one! LOL :lol:'),
(3158, 'd69b38741a', 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM {FaA}', 'Hey everybody, Just poppin in to say hey..... :lol: Thx for visiting our site, all are welcome to visit the site and join the fun on the servers..\r\n\r\n[url]http://clanfaa.com[/url]\r\n\r\nUT 99 Matrix Server ip= 66.165.90.74\r\n\r\nUT 99 Sniper Server ip= 64.37.104.152\r\n\r\nAwesome Friggin Site BTW too  :wink: \r\n\r\n\r\nFrag Happy  :wink:'),
(3159, '13112d3fb4', 'MOD', 'Maybe get the Phoenix mod?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\njust an idea...........thanks guys'),
(3160, '52b7dad848', '', '[quote:52b7dad848="Bitch_Killer"]LOL, I have a dirty mind because your a DIRTY, DIRTY Girl, just the way I like it. Dont change a thing sexy!!![/quote:52b7dad848]\r\n\r\nLMAO ok Ron :-)'),
(3161, '042474db94', '', 'what is that?'),
(3163, 'dd6efadd9a', '', '[quote:dd6efadd9a="Bitch_Killer"]8O  What do you get from him on a daily basis????[/quote:dd6efadd9a]\r\n\r\noh my f@ckin god, that was the funniest thing ive ever seen on here... good one bitch 8O  8O  8O  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(3164, '57cc0f689e', '', 'nah, postie''s not a dick, he just doesnt take being beat very well... but that''s what makes him so good :D  :D'),
(3171, 'c0dc021589', '', 'Thanx, will cya in the game!'),
(3172, '4193fdc0b9', '', 'Yo OZZY, I battled with u BS vs WP I was TimberWolf. I am the match cord. so If you need some help setting up matches or would like to set one up with us IM me on MSN: air0jxz@yahoo.com \r\n\r\njimmyz'),
(3173, '660a501e71', '', 'No HE''S A DICK!'),
(3174, 'f3a65e69b4', '', 'DICK! ya u are right JP, aka Creep, aka sillyzilly, aka GOD, aka zilla, aka GODzilla is a bigger DICK!'),
(3175, 'cedbf33c3d', '', 'How does the song go.....All I want for xmass is 2 pics of Cali''s boobs....something like that right?\r\nHappy Holidays!'),
(4096, '947e1f771a', '', 'and a merry christmas to you all at the {MIRT} clan, and i you want some entertainment on new year''s, just hop on our ts as we will all be very intoxicated and very beligerent... i cant wait, lol'),
(4097, '47452281c1', '', 'Thanks Snyper and Happy Holidday''s to you and your clan aswell....'),
(4098, '356fac16a9', '', 'lmfao thanks katana'),
(4100, 'b450b18646', '', 'YEPER to all!'),
(4102, '0e46630b52', '', 'Thanks happy holidays to ya''ll too!'),
(4104, '18985e1294', '', 'Happy Holidays to all of you at {MIRT}!! :D'),
(3187, '78cbca83e7', 'A Pat On The Back', '[url=http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html][size=24:78cbca83e7]Pat On The Back[/size:78cbca83e7][/url]'),
(3188, 'c88189ef57', '', 'Thanks ole buddy! :)  :D  :wink:'),
(4095, '6a7daa35d1', '', ':lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(3417, '422b9ef598', '', 'I second that!!!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCONGRATS dFb!! :-)\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3419, 'f6fb2d5a64', '', 'Im with you guys!!!'),
(3199, 'e7c5a21c31', '', 'He is definately a DICK! :P'),
(3200, '4c64df0f31', '', 'Welcome and enjoy! :P'),
(3202, '7fbb0d31ea', '', 'lmao, yeah, you''re right, he is a dick... :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(3203, '8bb83dbe84', '', 'Hi ya Cool_Hand!! Welcome to our home :-) \r\n\r\nThanx so much for the holiday wishes, same to you and all the gang at Faa! :-)\r\n\r\nPlease come back and visit us soon.\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(3204, 'd6280f98a3', '', 'COOL Pass! Yah Im jealous!! :-P\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(3205, 'a6994e8bfd', '', 'Hey Ozzy :-) welcome to our home :-) I remember ya from the WP, good to see ya have moved on and started your own clan, good luck with it and please come onto our server and play with us all sometime.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(3209, '2a5296866c', '', 'Hey ,,,Thanks for the warm welcome. I was in your server last night for a bit. I''ll be back. I hope to see some of you all in our server as well. I''ll drop in on ya tomorrow night.'),
(3210, 'f12411c698', 'Man Of The House', 'The husband had just finished reading the book, ''MAN OF THE HOUSE.''\r\n\r\nHe stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I''m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I''m finished with my bath, guess who''s going to dress me and comb my hair?"\r\n\r\n\r\nHis wife replied, "The damned funeral director would be my guess." 8O'),
(3211, 'f19c0d2b3a', 'How To Get Ahead', 'This equation should be taught in all math classes! \r\n\r\n\r\nFrom a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: \r\n\r\nWhat Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? \r\n\r\nHere''s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: \r\n\r\nIf: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z \r\n\r\nis represented as: \r\n1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. \r\n\r\nThen: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K \r\n8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% \r\n\r\nand K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E \r\n11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% \r\n\r\nBut, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E \r\n1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% \r\n\r\nAnd, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T \r\n2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% \r\n\r\nAND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G \r\n1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% \r\n\r\nSo, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it''s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.'),
(3212, '4008549ae2', '', 'lol good one GW'),
(3213, '0f4e8f8050', 'Happy Thanksgiving!', 'Happy turkey day all! I wish someday we can share one toghether, so someone win the lotto already!\r\njimmyz &amp; Debiz'),
(3214, '703a563ed0', '', 'That is great!'),
(3215, 'f676467a81', '', 'Thanks Jz and Dz, hope you both enjoy your Thanksgiving. \r\n\r\nHope everyone has a great Turkeyday!'),
(3216, '37c486cf64', 'Taste Test', 'Taste Test\r\n\r\nOne day, a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test.\r\n\r\nShe blindfolded him, put a Hershey''s kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what this is?"\r\n\r\n"No, I don''t," said the little boy.\r\n\r\n"Okay, I''ll give you a clue. It''s the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work."\r\n\r\nSuddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It''s a piece of ass!"'),
(3217, 'd6b0c34cef', '', 'Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!  Enjoy the day cause you''ll have to work the fat off later...lol!'),
(3218, 'b72907a883', '', 'LMFAO that''s great GW!'),
(3219, 'fa9a3edf95', '', 'Happy Turkey Day everyone! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(3220, '420763b2cb', '', 'LOL! good one wolfie :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3221, '946ee647fd', 'Happy thanxgiving dFb', '[size=24:946ee647fd]HAPPY THANKSGIVING dFb from all your friends at TxT[/size:946ee647fd]\r\n[img:946ee647fd]http://www.colinamiddle.org/Media/happy-thanksgiving.gif[/img:946ee647fd]\r\n[img:946ee647fd]http://plato.acadiau.ca/COURSES/span/Images/thanksgiving.gif[/img:946ee647fd]'),
(3222, 'fe40af8b58', '', 'They THANX Sektor!! Same to you and the TxT gang!  :D \r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(3223, '26e4b0df58', '', 'Hey thanks Sektor....Hope you enjoyed your feast I know I did!'),
(3229, 'd6900eda4f', 'Practice tonight -FRI NOV 25th', 'See ya guys there ;-)\r\n\r\n\r\n7pm PST, 9 pm CST, 10 pm EST\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3230, 'ac5d2b973e', '', 'I should be there.'),
(3231, '100b52c2e3', '', 'We should split up into teams tonight and play the shit out of our maps?'),
(3232, '826dee7084', '', '[quote:826dee7084="Bitch_Killer"]We should split up into teams tonight and play the shit out of maps?[/quote:826dee7084]\r\n{dFb} vs. {bAd} maybe??? sounds like a good idea to me 8)  8)  :twisted:'),
(3233, 'c5f9600d62', '', 'Sure!!'),
(3234, 'aa3e31e74f', '', 'would it be ok if i came?'),
(3235, 'c2e789a6d6', '', 'No problem Cnut, love to frag u...lol'),
(3236, '5ef3edc40c', '', 'well, that is if im not the only {bAd} member to show up :(  :(  :('),
(3238, '46fe155a92', 'A thank you...', 'just wanted to say thanks to Matt and Glimmer for helpin me get my comp. re-formatted... you guys dont know what a big help you were... thank you very much :D  :D  :D'),
(3239, 'aefd4cc647', '', 'I''ll let Nick practice with ya''ll the first hour then i''ll be on after that. Cnut your always welcome at our practices :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3240, '98352947b7', 'My Sig', 'You kno howe you said you even "teach you how to make your own," well i was wonderin if i could get some help'),
(3241, 'fab1da84ec', '', 'PostMan won''t be back for a couple days. But you can catch most of us on teamspeak. Feel free to hop on TS and maybe one of us can help ya out.'),
(3242, '473c0c61ae', '', 'I''ll be there tonight.'),
(3243, 'd594dfcbe7', '', 'Everybody in these two clans is willing to help anybody. Thats what makes our community so great!  Way to go Matt and Glimmer. :P'),
(3245, 'f10166c350', '', 'LOL! Too funny. Guess it pays to be an ass kisser.'),
(3246, 'dd99b97385', '', 'Good one Glimmer! :P'),
(3247, '536136be2f', '', 'Why is she so pissed off?'),
(3248, '7266b26c9b', '', 'i agree greenie...  8)'),
(3342, 'b79bf21526', '', 'When you gonna get yo azz in the game Major?? I never get to shoot you anymore.'),
(4187, '6b85809549', '', 'Thank You Angel...And Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all the {BK} aswell!'),
(4188, '0186e26913', '', 'k thanx for the info.'),
(4189, '2fdaa78219', '', 'Merry christmas to you too and the bk clan nice sig also i like it!'),
(3251, 'cb31714d63', '', 'glad i could help'),
(3256, '17527da477', 'What will this guys eletric bill cost him this christmas?', 'http://starterupsteve.com/video/houselights.html'),
(3257, 'b94acf271a', '', 'That is amazing!! :o'),
(3258, '640520a0c0', '', 'WHere''s my thanx I told you to talk to Matt....LOL!'),
(3260, '7cc0356c22', '', 'Holly shit, that guy has to much time on his hands, maybe we get him to play UT!'),
(3261, '349d5a20b7', '', 'lol, thank you J-Z!!! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(3262, 'fa2fd1acb6', '', 'that has to be computerized... noway you can program that by hand, kewl as shit though 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(3263, '011c04d028', 'TS', 'I''m not so good with TS. I have it but i''ve never used it before. I am trying to make a sig with photoshop but i''ve only had it for a few days now. I''m not so good with that either lol.'),
(3264, '320d5bfc9b', 'Happy Holidays!', 'Sup All you dFb Freaks!I am still in OHIO and will be home to kick some ass Sunday sometime! I hope you all Had a great holiday and ate way to much food as I did!LOL! Oh I want to thank DK and Poorman for making it be really cold here and lots of snow during my trip!LOL! Kids are lovin it!  Hope to here see you all soon!'),
(6999, '60481d8b63', '', 'Nice job on the server guys.'),
(3266, '6e67df13dd', '', 'Hope you had a good holiday to postie.. Hurry back the ass beatings just arn''t the same without you around.'),
(3267, 'c8a754a93a', 'IS THIS BETTER?', 'ok i changed my sig so does this meet your standards? lol \r\n[img:c8a754a93a]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/newmajerpaynesig2.jpg[/img:c8a754a93a]'),
(3268, '7ad406d116', '', 'see ya when you get back... you need to load ts up so you can at least talk to us some, tell the kids i said hi :D'),
(3269, 'a622322098', '', 'much better\r\n 8)  8)  8)'),
(4198, 'b65a8c4cc7', '', 'That must be the American Santa because in Canada we have a gun registry so there is no way he would have had those guns. :P  :lol:'),
(3271, 'a66c40de77', '', 'I am so thrilled that Poorman and I could give you and your family a proper Ohio welcoming, including snow. lol. Glad the kids are having fun. Enjoy the rest of your stay, and we will see you on Sunday!! :D'),
(3273, '71944fedde', '', 'Very nice buddy, now get out there and start posting.'),
(3274, '78dba130e0', '', 'If you look at the picture when the lights are off, you cant see any trees or the star or shit like that, I think its fake.!!!!!!'),
(3275, 'ef31263f7a', 'Pick ur Posion', 'The DOU clan had this in there forum, I thought It was a great question!\r\n\r\nPick ur Posion!'),
(3276, 'bd1c5c1416', '', 'What the hell is "other"???????????? 8O'),
(3277, '964ccfa638', '', 'Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!  8)'),
(3278, 'fa38da5d63', '', 'Fake or not, I agree with Jimmy. This guy has too much time on his hands! Sign him up {bAd} Clan!!! :P'),
(3279, 'fc329fcd1e', '', 'That''s better now get out there and start fraggin!  :P'),
(3281, '1a9d0214a6', '', 'Postman is a DICK! LOL buddy. Just thought I would add that to this thread. :P'),
(3283, 'caf724d126', '', 'Postie is a dick no matter where he goes Green, you know that.'),
(4196, '025492be38', '', 'All the best to you and your clan. Have a safe time.  :P'),
(3287, 'eee6329012', '', 'Other can be:\r\nUppers\r\nDowners\r\nX\r\ncrank\r\ncoccaine\r\ncrystal \r\nIce\r\npoppers\r\nspeed\r\nTHE SHIT THAT KILLED ELVIS\r\nany other thing u want to put in there!'),
(4190, 'dcedaf4c0d', '', 'i can make ya''ll one later tonight if evilone cant get around to it ok'),
(3292, '1cda29cec6', '', 'hey what do ya''ll think of this one?\r\n\r\n[img:1cda29cec6]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/2MAJERPAYNESIG.jpg[/img:1cda29cec6]'),
(4186, '31303daa0b', '', 'Hey guys Evilone is the one that takes care of you sigs and avatars....So give him a pm or post directly to him...He''lll help ya out!'),
(4185, '61902ee76d', '', 'yes i also need one myself, if someone could get back to about that, it would be great, thanx'),
(3301, 'f987f29819', 'Here you go Spawn', 'Hey spawn i noticed your sig wasnt workin and i got bored so i made you one lol hope you like it!\r\n\r\n[img:f987f29819]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/spawnssig2.jpg[/img:f987f29819]\r\n\r\n\r\nHeres the url to put in your sig. in your account http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/spawnssig2.jpg just put an image tag around it and it should work if not talk to matt. See-Yah'),
(3302, 'bef6c5da38', '', 'Nice sig Majer. Before you offer a sig to someone I think maybe you should talk to {bAd} EvilOne because sig making for the clan is his job. We don''t want to step on anybody''s toes and get their feathers all ruffled. Maybe He could use the help but please talk to him first.'),
(3303, 'b017030e50', '', 'Not bad Majer but I like your other one better. :P'),
(3304, 'a450ebc4f5', '', 'tha''s very good work majer and very thoughtful for you to make that, but i have to agree with  greenie on that... it may bother evil'),
(3306, '27c2f0e81b', '', 'Oh ok no prob.'),
(3308, 'f1127a48d3', 'TE§T', 'How ya like it?'),
(3309, '0fe2b3847c', 'big thanks to matt', 'i would just like to say a big thank you to mattman who offered to look at my web site which was down for 4 days and was told it would be weeks before the pll i rent off could fix it after a bit of time  and alot of messing around  he has got my site back upto 100% so again thanks m8  from the rest of the {BK}clan :D  :D'),
(3310, '22210dd03a', '', 'cant say much more than killer did but thank you so much 4 all the hard work u did, we owe u big time. ppl like u make setting up servers and web sites all worth it, so again thank you\r\n\r\n :D  :)  :o  8)  :lol:  :P  :wink:'),
(3311, '9da211c8be', '', 'It was no problem, glad I was able to help!'),
(3312, '6f46bf920a', '', 'too cluttered, but not bad!'),
(3313, 'e9f24bc6f1', '', 'I am A big dick and you all love ME ! So----------are you all gay or some shit!LMAO! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! JK ! I am home and damn glad to be! So as soon as I have dinner I will really fuck you all up all good like!'),
(3317, '13a20d6a5b', '', 'Welcome back Postie!\r\n\r\nI haven''t had my ass whipped since Bitch_Killer worked me over the last two times I jumped on the server.'),
(3320, '2f1fb25cae', '', 'NICE work MP, I''m sure Spawn will love it!! :-)'),
(6995, '5e1bb5b85d', '', 'U guys RAWK!!! ((((((Thank u))))) :-)'),
(6996, '790152873c', '', 'Welcome Hiei !   :D'),
(6997, '48839119db', '', 'Welcome No_Soul !! :D'),
(12658, 'de1098f6dc', 'Summer cleaning', 'I did a little clean up on some old post! :-x'),
(12659, '14c9e0e3d8', '', 'oh yesh cant forget about them too lol it sucks for me though i mean busch is the president and his brother is my govnor ( i know i spelled that wrong)'),
(12660, '078c4b2d36', '', 'Yah squirrel hockey is fuckin hard as hell and you get more exercise out of it than soccer\r\n\r\n1. with hockey you have 5 pounds of equitment on (more if your goalie) and with soccer you have what 1 lb or less of clothes on (not including shoes)\r\n\r\n2. You do the same thing in each sport in hockey you go accross the ice to the other goal to score , in soccer you run accross the field to the other goal to score right?\r\n\r\n3. In hockey you hit other players...HARD in soccer you get a penalty \r\n\r\nso please come up with somthing to tell me how soccer is harder'),
(12661, '739afd3a66', '', 'Spammin bitch'),
(12662, '35f203ca61', '', '[quote:35f203ca61="MajerPayne"]Yah squirrel hockey is fuckin hard as hell and you get more exercise out of it than soccer\r\n\r\n1. with hockey you have 5 pounds of equitment on (more if your goalie) and with soccer you have what 1 lb or less of clothes on (not including shoes)\r\n\r\n2. You do the same thing in each sport in hockey you go accross the ice to the other goal to score , in soccer you run accross the field to the other goal to score right?\r\n\r\n3. In hockey you hit other players...HARD in soccer you get a penalty \r\n\r\nso please come up with somthing to tell me how soccer is harder[/quote:35f203ca61]\r\n\r\nYa DAWG, you spank his ASS.'),
(3323, '92c36d56ee', '', 'Glad I could aid you in a ass kickin after my extended leave! I am allways here to hand them out as needed!LOL!'),
(6994, '4457c02ad5', '', 'same here.  :)'),
(3325, '03c73a69c1', '', 'Way to go Matt! Another clan happy with the {dFb}clan. I''m starting to lose count because there are so many greatfull clans! :P'),
(3326, 'b65f32bdc0', '', 'Running a special on UT Servers for a short while, Get em whikle they last\r\n\r\n\r\nPlayer Limit 1 Month  3 Months   6 Months    12 Months \r\n12 Players   $ 20.00   $ 60.00     $ 120.00    $ 240.00  \r\n16 Players   $ 30.00   $  90.00    $ 171.00    $ 324.00  \r\n18 Players   $ 35.00   $ 105.00   $ 199.00    $ 378.00  \r\n20 Players   $ 50.00   $ 150.00   $ 285.00    $ 540.00 \r\n24 Players   $ 60.00   $ 180.00   $ 342.00    $ 648.00  \r\n28 Players   $ 75.00   $ 225.00   $ 427.00    $ 810.00 \r\n32 Players   $ 85.00   $ 255.00   $ 484.00    $ 918.00\r\n \r\nAll servers PUBLIC with Private Redirect, Free teamspeak  with Free Web Hosting ...Now thats a deal!'),
(3327, 'edd297326e', 'Hello from ZSZ', 'Hi {dFb}\r\n\r\nseen your post in our forum but took me a while to come here.\r\n\r\nSo Hello from ZSZ - Zark Sniper Zone.\r\nWe are one of the oldest UT-Sniper clans and still addicted to the Classic UT.\r\n\r\nFind our server and website here: \r\n\r\n[url]www.zszclan.com[/url]\r\n\r\nGreetings'),
(3328, 'f72b2922c0', '', 'Hello and enjoy ur stay!'),
(3330, 'be8753ee00', '', 'Sup ZsZ\r\n\r\nI''ve played over at your place a few times in the past. Great bunch of peeps. Thanks for stoping by and hop on our server for a few matches!'),
(3331, '3fe278b2ac', '', 'Thxs matt u rule  :D'),
(3332, 'b1ddc64fe8', '', 'It''s a bird, it''s a plane, it''s Mattman 8O  8O  8O'),
(3334, '4ba09168fe', '', '[quote:4ba09168fe="JoLLy_RoGeR"]It''s a bird, it''s a plane, it''s Mattman 8O  8O  8O[/quote:4ba09168fe] Lmao found exclusively at dfbgaming.com now only 19.95 call now operators are standing by lmao good job matt'),
(3336, '31fa5fb344', '', 'Welcome. Enjoy the time that you spend here. Frag you in the game. :P'),
(3338, '9b31ae3c9f', 'Hey you guys', 'Hey everyone i just downloaded ut99 onto my friends comp. because he loves shooting games and is pretty much good at any game that involves a gun lol his name is jimmy but his game name is Sgt.Shart. So he''ll be playing alot so make good target practice out of him!'),
(3339, '1d03669c11', '', 'Always glad to welcome a new target to the game!\r\n\r\nBe fragging him on the server real soon.\r\n\r\nHope he likes the game as much as the rest of us do.'),
(3340, '70b2456cca', '', 'tell, him to get ready for a ass whoopin :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(5587, 'f8daa353dc', '', 'What up ZSZ!...Been at your server many times in the past...But then again who hasn''t!.\r\nHave alook around and enjoy your stay!'),
(3346, 'c99ab53810', '', '[quote:c99ab53810="MattMan"]When you gonna get yo azz in the game Major?? I never get to shoot you anymore.[/quote:c99ab53810]LMAO i was in there all weekend retard why dont you get off your lazy ass and get in the game! lol'),
(3349, 'dc30dc85b0', '', 'ok fuck nutz if you say so.. I''ll be sure to mess you up extra now!'),
(3350, '618330cc8a', '', 'uh-oh. matt''s gonna fuck you up now 8O  8O  8O'),
(3351, '7dc74ddae4', '', 'Fuck him in the ASS Matt!!!!!! You can do it man!!!'),
(3354, 'c9d97cbf9f', 'Practice, friday december 2nd', 'Just to let all you {dFb} know, for your practice on friday, there will be a slight change of schedule. Matt and I have planned a clan rumble {dFb} vs. {bAd}... for two reasons. \r\n1. i think it will really help you guys get ready for {DOU} cuz we are gonna play those maps, \r\n2. it will let us know where {bAd} stands and if we''re ready to start considering getting ready for matches.  \r\n\r\nthe practice will at the normal time of 10pm eastern, so i hope to see you there, and BRING ON THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:'),
(3360, 'f5018f165f', '', '[quote:f5018f165f="MajerPayne"][quote:f5018f165f="MattMan"]When you gonna get yo azz in the game Major?? I never get to shoot you anymore.[/quote:f5018f165f]LMAO i was in there all weekend retard why dont you get off your lazy ass and get in the game! lol[/quote:f5018f165f]\r\n\r\nI agree with Majer. I shot the hell out of him this past weekend!'),
(3361, '8f08fb5c41', '', '[quote:8f08fb5c41="GreenMan"][quote:8f08fb5c41="MajerPayne"][quote:8f08fb5c41="MattMan"]When you gonna get yo azz in the game Major?? I never get to shoot you anymore.[/quote:8f08fb5c41]LMAO i was in there all weekend retard why dont you get off your lazy ass and get in the game! lol[/quote:8f08fb5c41]\r\n\r\nI agree with Majer. I shot the hell out of him this past weekend![/quote:8f08fb5c41]\r\nIm glad me and green man see eye to eye on everything now lmao'),
(3370, 'dd8c658916', '', 'Thats cool so we rumble first then go over map stratagies after that??? If thats the case then i will let Nick play first then i will get on the 2nd hour.\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3374, '02ffab41c2', '', '[size=24:02ffab41c2]SRRY CAN NOT MAKE IT!!![/size:02ffab41c2]\r\nim going to my grandma''s house'),
(6962, '64c99482b0', '', 'Thanks Mike, If anyone would like to post in other forums about the podcast, copy and post this. Becareful that we dont get double post, some clans will delete both. Look first, then post!\r\nThanx for all your help, you all rock!\r\n\r\n[quote:64c99482b0]Spread the word, copy this and post it around!\r\n\r\n\r\nTitle: {dFb} Podcast 2, ck it out\r\n\r\n\r\nHello from the {dFb} clan. We do a bi-weekly podcast, fun mp3 show with guests, UTnews, Map making tips, etc...\r\nWe would like for you to join us in the jimmyz and postman studio''s to talk about your clan matches, server and site info and other topics!\r\n\r\nThe podcast is available in two different versions for download, an mp3 which should be a streaming version, and a zip version for you to download.Download and listen today.\r\n\r\nYou can get the mp3 version on our site &lt;http://dfbgaming.com&gt; or download the zip now from here ~~&gt;\r\nhttp://mattman69.com/cgi-bin/Counter/be_dlctr.cgi?file=/stuff/podcast/podfeb20.zip\r\n\r\nIf there is any clan info you would like us to announce in our pod cast please contact jimmyz or thepostman at http://www.dfbgaming.com\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThanx and hope ya enjoy the show!\r\n{dFb}Admin[/quote:64c99482b0]'),
(4037, '1374f775de', '', 'HAGS... i mean FAGS... lol'),
(4038, 'd041cfe4d8', '', 'JR i think BK is refering to you too so get in line lmao'),
(5750, '109e9f6c5c', '', 'testing date and time'),
(5751, 'b2dc7f1c90', '', ':D :D :D :D :D'),
(4958, '28a2a151ba', '', 'DivX hit me up on MSN, yahoo MS, or email air0jxz@yahoo.com  Will set up a rumble!'),
(3377, '59b7356b04', 'Women And Leather', 'Why do men''s hearts beat quicker, and they go weak in the knees, get dry throats and think irrationally when a woman wears leather clothing? \r\n \r\nBECAUSE SHE SMELLS LIKE A NEW TRUCK !!!'),
(3381, '522d976887', '', 'I''ll be there - unless Kerry hogs the computer'),
(3384, '79b9d79cc0', '', 'LOL GW!  Watch out or they will be wearing your hide next!  8O'),
(3386, '353b3e6053', '', '[quote:353b3e6053="MajerPayne"][quote:353b3e6053="GreenMan"][quote:353b3e6053="MajerPayne"][quote:353b3e6053="MattMan"]When you gonna get yo azz in the game Major?? I never get to shoot you anymore.[/quote:353b3e6053]LMAO i was in there all weekend retard why dont you get off your lazy ass and get in the game! lol[/quote:353b3e6053]\r\n\r\nI agree with Majer. I shot the hell out of him this past weekend![/quote:353b3e6053]\r\nIm glad me and green man see eye to eye on everything now lmao[/quote:353b3e6053]\r\n\r\nI agree with that too! LOL :lol:'),
(3388, 'b2efdc3ff5', 'Great games you guys!', 'Hey ya''ll great match between {bAd} &amp; {DFB} you guys i had alot of fun even hough you guys killed us lol look forward  to the next one!'),
(3389, '3444bfb116', '', 'i would of stayed but mom made me get off rrrgg....'),
(3390, 'd4499fb841', '', 'Good stuff you missed thanks to mama!! Ground her to her room! TY for being there Major! Good to see you play some bud!'),
(3391, '0ea6be7e6d', '', 'first i wanna say thanks to everyone that showed up, we had a blast. i think we all know that we''ve come a long way, but have a very long way yet to go... hopefully we can dothis again soon.'),
(3392, '71027d63fc', '', 'Darn it, dp you mean i have to pay now! lol\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:'),
(3393, '7bce090e79', '', 'quick reply test'),
(3394, 'bda0dd7151', '', '[quote:bda0dd7151="MattMan"]quick reply test[/quote:bda0dd7151]test'),
(3395, '928b80dc9c', '', '[quote:928b80dc9c="MattMan"][quote:928b80dc9c="MattMan"]quick reply test[/quote:928b80dc9c]test[/quote:928b80dc9c]blah'),
(3396, 'cb8d233f3e', '', 'Matt, stop being dicky!'),
(3398, 'f69c4838c8', 'test :)', 'test :)'),
(3399, '8624155d7d', '', 'test :)'),
(3400, 'ac1765fa71', '', 'will get it 2 werk lol'),
(3401, 'd0d81be269', '', '[quote:d0d81be269="GreenMan"]Matt, stop being dicky![/quote:d0d81be269]Fuck you green man just fuck off.. I don''t have to take this shit from you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'),
(3404, '12e74c5996', '', '[quote:12e74c5996="MattMan"][quote:12e74c5996="GreenMan"]Matt, stop being dicky![/quote:12e74c5996]Fuck you green man just fuck off.. I don''t have to take this shit from you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote:12e74c5996]\r\n\r\nI hate your fucking Hitler attitude! LMFAO!! :lol:'),
(3405, '7842812aa5', '', 'You all Stop being Dicky Guys!  JusT can take it!LOL!'),
(3406, '423878f0b7', '', 'Your being a complete fucktard! Maybe you should go play with that other clan'),
(3407, '912d1824bc', '', 'Hey you guys i have had fun playin ya''ll lately its been a blast cant wait to play yall some more in the future.'),
(3408, 'dc5e5f0b70', '', 'Nice killin ya too buddy. Hope you enjoy your time here.'),
(3409, '2340423f4b', '', 'Thaks for dropping in. Try not to die as much as Majerpayne does in the game. :twisted:'),
(3410, 'e0c4c07a05', '', 'Load up Team speak and get in the game bro------'),
(6981, 'e7bfc4cb8d', '', 'busted is right!!! \r\n\r\n\r\nLMAO'),
(6982, '44ad529f77', '', 'hello there and welcome to our little home on the ISH :)'),
(6983, 'fc5183bd90', '', 'welcome, glad ya like it here so much.\r\n\r\nso tell me are ya an Anime fan? I ask because of yer name.'),
(6984, '748bdeae96', '', 'Welcome to our home. Enjoy the time that you spend here. :P'),
(6985, '74dc153f86', '', 'Welcome and enjoy! :P'),
(6986, '5e6f2c4a37', '', 'Easy come, easy go! :P'),
(6987, '1addd947ce', '', 'thx man thats just what i needed (i hope) :)'),
(3412, '0ea3448e26', '{dFb} vs DOU 12/4/2005', 'Here are the results for the match..\r\n\r\n{dFb} took all 5 maps\r\n\r\nFor complete detail and pics go here and select the dFb vs DoU match\r\nhttp://www.mattman69.com/utsite/modules.php?name=dFb_Matches\r\n\r\nDOU is a great clan and good sports we look forward to playing them again soon! Thanks for the match DOU'),
(6977, '035c718373', 'Hi from SXS', 'Hi just stoping by to say hello for me as well as my clan SXS you guys have a really cool site and some cool downloads hope to frag ya soon \r\n\r\n                    kind regaurds\r\n                                 [SXS]Hiei'),
(6978, '9b72f234c2', '', 'Hahaha!! :lol:'),
(3414, 'a9e127fa85', '', 'Okay call me a bitch...prude, whatever you want. I am having a huge issue, maybe it''s the mom in me....with MajerPayne posting on wishing to see Cali''s breasts. He is underage posting on wanting to see a womans breast that is old enough to be his mother.(sorry, Cali....not that you look old...Hell, I am old enough to be this kids mother:))\r\n\r\n The mother in me is wanting to hurl at this. \r\n\r\nIs there not a way for you guys to make some of these forums only open to adults over the age of 18? The forums that have "adult content" in them?'),
(3415, '68020d3eec', '', '[quote:68020d3eec="Somrluvin"]Okay call me a bitch...prude, whatever you want. I am having a huge issue, maybe it''s the mom in me....with MajerPayne posting on wishing to see Cali''s breasts. He is underage posting on wanting to see a womans breast that is old enough to be his mother.(sorry, Cali....not that you look old...Hell, I am old enough to be this kids mother:))\r\n\r\n The mother in me is wanting to hurl at this. \r\n\r\nIs there not a way for you guys to make some of these forums only open to adults over the age of 18? The forums that have "adult content" in them?[/quote:68020d3eec]\r\n\r\n\r\nNo need to apologize Sumr Im right there with ya on MP posting that ( i have 4 boys myself) MP it makes me uneasy ya posting that so i am going to remove your posts k? Nothang personal it just doesnt feel right for me to leave those in this thread.'),
(3423, 'c605c4cc4f', '', '[quote:c605c4cc4f="Bitch_Killer"]Just a little joke that got out of hand, applogies Cali.[/quote:c605c4cc4f]\r\n\r\nBitch Thanx but theres no need for you to apologize to me :-) My reply was meant towards MajerPaynes replys in this thread, not yours or the other guys. Because of  MP''s age his last few posts did make me feel uneasy   i didnt say anythang at the time he posted it because I didnt want to hurt or embarrass MP in public so i just choose to ignore it. since sumrlovn brought it up in her post I felt it was only right for me to reply since i did start the post in the first place. No harm done guys its all good and hey how could I not be flattered by all this attention especially it being from my bestest most favorite bunch of guys!!! :D  :D \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHUGZ!!!!!!'),
(3424, '6de4ee25fc', 'HAPPY HALIDAYES', 'HI YOU ALL  HAPPY HALIDAYS FROM ALL THE TDS CLAN AND HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND A GREAT NEW YEARS DAY FROM ALL THE TDS CLAN\r\n\r\nhttp://www.tds-home.com/'),
(3425, 'd00beae8e0', '', 'Same to you all at the TDS Clan ! Hope your christmas is a great one!'),
(3427, 'e044aa1768', '', 'Hey all i''m sooo sorry for missing this!!!! I got caught up in cleaning the whole house and ripping up carpet that I just plain ass forgot about the clan match.....I really wanted to be there for this! And Jimmy sorry to you for your efforts in making this match and others on a Sunday so I would be able to participate...I appreciate the effort you take everytime you organize a match...THANKS BUD!!!\r\n\r\nSorry Again Everyone!\r\n\r\nBrett'),
(3428, 'b7d2a9e1f2', '', 'Hey all you Dicky Peeps! How''s my new Blouse I just picked it up ? Do you like the Color? I picked it out myself.....LOL!'),
(3429, '3f8f8eaac2', '', '[quote:3f8f8eaac2="MIRTsnyper1488"]Darn it, dp you mean i have to pay now! lol\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote:3f8f8eaac2]\r\n\r\n\r\nOH you payed Matt already Snyper...Doesn''t your ass still hurt...LMFAO!!'),
(3430, '52e76ba902', '', 'I like it Katana.\r\n\r\nDid you borrow that from Greenman?'),
(3431, '2c14e62a90', '', 'NOOO! That stingy Bitch wouldn''t let me barrow any of his so I had to buy it myself! But it Looked better than the ones Blair has!..... :D  :D  :D  :D'),
(3432, '0298b84974', '', '[quote:0298b84974="Katana"]Hey all i''m sooo sorry for missing this!!!! I got caught up in cleaning the whole house and ripping up carpet that I just plain ass forgot about the clan match.....I really wanted to be there for this! And Jimmy sorry to you for your efforts in making this match and others on a Sunday so I would be able to participate...I appreciate the effort you take everytime you organize a match...THANKS BUD!!!\r\n\r\nSorry Again Everyone!\r\n\r\nBrett[/quote:0298b84974]We forgive you this time but if you do this again Bitch_Killer is gonna corn your cobber! He likes doing that so don''t give him the chance. It''s not pretty, Ive seen him do it to GreenMan befor, NASTY!'),
(3433, 'b9cfe44bdd', '', '[quote:b9cfe44bdd="GreenMan"]Thaks for dropping in. Try not to die as much as Majerpayne does in the game. :twisted:[/quote:b9cfe44bdd] Yah ummmm screw you fag lol but i do aggree lmao\r\n\r\n[quote:b9cfe44bdd="Vanquisher"]Load up Team speak and get in the game bro------[/quote:b9cfe44bdd]\r\nHe already does have Team Speak but it makes everyone sound like they have a speech inpedament or a studdering problem lmao'),
(3434, 'adb41748e3', '', '[quote:adb41748e3="Katana"][quote:adb41748e3="MIRTsnyper1488"]Darn it, dp you mean i have to pay now! lol\r\n :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:[/quote:adb41748e3]\r\n\r\n\r\nOH you payed Matt already Snyper...Doesn''t your ass still hurt...LMFAO!![/quote:adb41748e3][color=red:adb41748e3][/color:adb41748e3]BURN!!!!!! lol good one katana[size=24:adb41748e3][/size:adb41748e3]'),
(3435, '72888fe49d', '', '[quote:72888fe49d="Somrluvin"]Okay call me a bitch...prude, whatever you want. I am having a huge issue, maybe it''s the mom in me....with MajerPayne posting on wishing to see Cali''s breasts. He is underage posting on wanting to see a womans breast that is old enough to be his mother.(sorry, Cali....not that you look old...Hell, I am old enough to be this kids mother:))\r\n\r\n The mother in me is wanting to hurl at this. \r\n\r\nIs there not a way for you guys to make some of these forums only open to adults over the age of 18? The forums that have "adult content" in them?[/quote:72888fe49d]\r\nWell im not offended it was as bitch killer said just a joke ok we are all just playin around well except for greenie lol but i dont think the hurling part was need a simple im a mother and i dont like this would have done fine. Yah i will be 16 in Jan. so i am under age but i dont see the reason to freak out over a few little jokes that were nothing more than JOKES and i dont feel embarresed at all but i do feel degraded like i cant post certain things just because of my age. Im not an imature little computer nerd who sits on my computer all day lookin at porn ok thats a little bit pathetic to me. So im sorry if i made you feel uneasy or anything Cali just jokin along with everyone else.You know i came to this clan from UTC because its full of fun people with great attitudes and everyone in here knows me but i never thought yall would take a joke for somthing serious.'),
(3436, '8427488ce8', '', '[quote:8427488ce8="Katana"]NOOO! That stingy Bitch wouldn''t let me barrow any of his so I had to buy it myself! But it Looked better than the ones Blair has!..... :D  :D  :D  :D[/quote:8427488ce8]You can borrow mine next time katana i have a nice bright purple one that will really bring out your eyes lmao'),
(3437, '6054d66fc2', '', 'We all had a hand in this Maj, no need to go on about it anymore. We forget that there is under age people on the server and shit happens. You can post what you like, nobody will sensor you, we should have stop posting in that thread a long time ago. I think it would make me feel uncomfortable if a 16 year old girl asked to see my penis?? I understand where Cali is coming from.'),
(3438, '9d52e22feb', '', 'LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!!!'),
(3439, '7c607b54d6', '', '[quote:7c607b54d6="MajerPayne"][quote:7c607b54d6="Somrluvin"]Okay call me a bitch...prude, whatever you want. I am having a huge issue, maybe it''s the mom in me....with MajerPayne posting on wishing to see Cali''s breasts. He is underage posting on wanting to see a womans breast that is old enough to be his mother.(sorry, Cali....not that you look old...Hell, I am old enough to be this kids mother:))\r\n\r\n The mother in me is wanting to hurl at this. \r\n\r\nIs there not a way for you guys to make some of these forums only open to adults over the age of 18? The forums that have "adult content" in them?[/quote:7c607b54d6]\r\nWell im not offended it was as bitch killer said just a joke ok we are all just playin around well except for greenie lol but i dont think the hurling part was need a simple im a mother and i dont like this would have done fine. Yah i will be 16 in Jan. so i am under age but i dont see the reason to freak out over a few little jokes that were nothing more than JOKES and i dont feel embarresed at all but i do feel degraded like i cant post certain things just because of my age. Im not an imature little computer nerd who sits on my computer all day lookin at porn ok thats a little bit pathetic to me. So im sorry if i made you feel uneasy or anything Cali just jokin along with everyone else.You know i came to this clan from UTC because its full of fun people with great attitudes and everyone in here knows me but i never thought yall would take a joke for somthing serious.[/quote:7c607b54d6]\r\n\r\n\r\nI know it was all in fun and you were going along with the guys thats why i just choose to ignore it cuz it was really no biggie i knew you were kidding around even though it did make me feel a lil uneasy but thats no biggie i got over that, so like i said it was no biggie and thats why i didnt say anythang until Sumr posted that. i knew it would make ya feel exactly as you said and didnt want that. Its all good MP  please dont feel humiliated or that you cant joke around with us just because of one persons post k :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(3440, 'f186457823', '', '[quote:f186457823="Bitch_Killer"]We all had a hand in this Maj, no need to go on about it anymore. We forget that there is under age people on the server and shit happens. You can post what you like, nobody will sensor you, we should have stop posting in that thread a long time ago. I think it would make me feel uncomfortable if a 16 year old girl asked to see my penis?? I understand where Cali is coming from.[/quote:f186457823]\r\n\r\nIs your penis to small Bitch? :twisted:'),
(3441, 'cdab310d81', '', 'Bitch_Killer sure is purdy!'),
(3442, 'd9997487f4', '', '[quote:d9997487f4="MajerPayne"][quote:d9997487f4="Katana"]NOOO! That stingy Bitch wouldn''t let me barrow any of his so I had to buy it myself! But it Looked better than the ones Blair has!..... :D  :D  :D  :D[/quote:d9997487f4]You can borrow mine next time katana i have a nice bright purple one that will really bring out your eyes lmao[/quote:d9997487f4]Why is it that I actually believe you about this one Majer?'),
(3444, '54935660b0', '', 'Thanks TDS clan. We at {dFb} and {bAd} wish you the same. :P'),
(6972, '716336a8ae', '', '[quote:716336a8ae="Katana"][quote:716336a8ae="FOON"]no fighting over me girls  8) ...HAHAHAHA[/quote:716336a8ae]\r\n\r\nLMAO Foon!  I would have left a welcome post but you know your always welcome here....Take Care Bud! \r\n\r\n[/quote:716336a8ae]\r\n\r\nTHANKS A LOT KATANA. :wink:  :P'),
(3446, 'b957ffc06f', '', ':lol Seriously....I am sorry to be the downer here...:lol Just the mommy in me....I am all for seeing Cali''s boobs....just wish there was an adult area is all;)'),
(3447, 'df71646aa6', '', 'Damnit...its sommer.:lol'),
(3448, 'c91b6229b7', '', 'Well im not offended it was as bitch killer said just a joke ok we are all just playin around well except for greenie lol but i dont think the hurling part was need a simple im a mother and i dont like this would have done fine. Yah i will be 16 in Jan. so i am under age but i dont see the reason to freak out over a few little jokes that were nothing more than JOKES and i dont feel embarresed at all but i do feel degraded like i cant post certain things just because of my age. Im not an imature little computer nerd who sits on my computer all day lookin at porn ok thats a little bit pathetic to me. So im sorry if i made you feel uneasy or anything Cali just jokin along with everyone else.You know i came to this clan from UTC because its full of fun people with great attitudes and everyone in here knows me but i never thought yall would take a joke for somthing serious.[/quote]\r\n\r\nMP, I have to address this so you get where I am coming from ....\r\n\r\nI know it is a joke, honey..I get that.  You don''t make me want to hurl.....the whole thing was making me queasy....You will get this when you are a parent. I promise, it''s kind of like the whole internet. There are sites that you have to be 18 to post at. Hell, I post at a mothering board, that because some of its content you have to legally agree that you are 18 or over to post at it. And it''s a MOTHERING board.\r\nI am sorry you feel degraded..it wasn''t my intentions of calling you out...you weren''t the one I was meaning to single out here...it was the adults.\r\nI don''t see you as pathetic little kid, or a computer nerd.....from what Aaron says of you you are quite the  cool guy. Seriously, I just wanted to bring it to peoples attentions that the conversation was a little out of hand when we have younger people on board reading. I don''t know most of anyone here other then I like to come and see what my husband is up to. Gotta check up on him somehow...so, please don''t  take it so personally. Again, not my intentions at all. :P'),
(3449, '51da35b23d', '', 'Damn Canadians!LOL'),
(3450, '4145d1e787', '', 'so matt, greenie... are you guys really hating each other right now, or am i just not seeing that youre joking?'),
(3451, 'cc5c368838', '', 'good match guys,  you all played well.'),
(3452, 'f361213da9', '', 'merry christmas to all and to all a good night'),
(3455, 'bd70fe5591', '', 'Great job everybody!!  Wish I could have been there!'),
(3456, '58b099c7e5', '', '[quote:58b099c7e5="JoLLy_RoGeR"]so matt, greenie... are you guys really hating each other right now, or am i just not seeing that youre joking?[/quote:58b099c7e5]\r\n\r\nThe answer is YES!....lol!'),
(3459, '4266608797', 'ay! from -=STFU=-', 'I wanted to actually make a formal post and say hi on behalf of the whole TEAM -=STFU=-. You want a match, you know where to goto. We now host 3 community servers. One stricly for camping and the other for ZARK run and gun sniping. The other is a no rules freestyle server with sniping and run and gun mixed. Also I am very happy to see some of my old buddies doing great. Really miss playin yall, but thats how shit happens. Now with the plug for our site and servers.\r\n\r\nwww.team-stfu.com\r\n\r\n-=STFU=-*Sniper Server* - 66.165.122.166\r\n\r\n-=STFU=-*TDM Sniper* - 64.192.171.78\r\n\r\n-=STFU=-*32-Man Sniper* - 207.210.217.93\r\n\r\nHope to see you around.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nDS'),
(4668, 'fcbde55529', '', 'Im not sure if anyone can, but would someone please change my name from DeathStar to «X»² \r\n\r\nDeathStar made me think of .:{DEA}:. to much and I also hate StarWars.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nX'),
(3460, '85439e4bc8', 'WTF is your problem?', 'So--------What the Fuck Is your  Problem Man? Yep ---------I am talkin to you or your little dog!'),
(3461, '0e22a4ee63', '', 'Sup Death Star-------Good to see you here! I have played with Godzille there with you before\r\nwith you and had a blast! I kinda forgot about your server--------Sorry--------I will be there ASAP to come play with you all  ! I think we can do a match with you all! I will get Jimmy Z or some one more quaified to set up the match to get in touch with you! TY for stopin by Death! Mighty good to see you too!'),
(3462, '65848f1b30', '', 'Hey Death Star!! Welcome to our home! ;-) ive played on one of your servers a few times and had alot of fun i will make a point to come play with ya''ll real soon and i hope ya''ll do the same and join us on our server anytime ya like. A match sounds most excellent, cant wait!! I''m sure as soon as jimmyz is back in the states he will be getting a hold of ya.  Thanx for stopping by come back soon! ;-)\r\n\r\nCali'),
(3464, 'a8e15fb724', 'Don''t Mess With Old Men', 'An older gentleman had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He told her his name.\r\n\r\nIn a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"\r\n\r\nAll the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.\r\n\r\nHe recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, "NO, I''VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON''T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."'),
(3466, '29c9ba08d6', '', 'You are Postie!\r\n\r\nWould you stop blowing my head off with such apparent ease, or at least stop laughing at me in Teamspeak while you''re doing it?\r\n\r\nYou''re really starting to piss me off!\r\n\r\nYou, and Godzilla, and Bitch_Killer, and Vanquisher, and JimmyZ have got to chill out and stop trying to assert your manhood or whatever it is you''re doing.  It''s not as if you''re a gay-ass lamer like Greenman, right? :lol:'),
(3467, '42cd4544b1', '', '[quote:42cd4544b1="Deadman"]You are Postie!\r\n\r\nWould you stop blowing my head off with such apparent ease, or at least stop laughing at me in Teamspeak while you''re doing it?\r\n\r\nYou''re really starting to piss me off!\r\n\r\nYou, and Godzilla, and Bitch_Killer, and Vanquisher, and JimmyZ have got to chill out and stop trying to assert your manhood or whatever it is you''re doing.  It''s not as if you''re a gay-ass lamer like Greenman, right? :lol:[/quote:42cd4544b1] I 2nd that lol'),
(3468, '8e4a098c3f', '', '[quote:8e4a098c3f="GreenMan"][quote:8e4a098c3f="MajerPayne"][quote:8e4a098c3f="Katana"]NOOO! That stingy Bitch wouldn''t let me barrow any of his so I had to buy it myself! But it Looked better than the ones Blair has!..... :D  :D  :D  :D[/quote:8e4a098c3f]You can borrow mine next time katana i have a nice bright purple one that will really bring out your eyes lmao[/quote:8e4a098c3f]Why is it that I actually believe you about this one Majer?[/quote:8e4a098c3f] because i borrowed that bright purple one from you remember!'),
(3472, '2e5d96e3a8', '', 'Sorry Dead! If I could kill Postie more I would go after him, that dirty little ass humper!! :twisted:'),
(3473, 'b97615cc3c', '', 'As for my little dog, this is what he thinks of you Postie\r\n\r\n<br>\r\n<BR>\r\n<img src="http://www.mattman69.com/stuff/images/dogpee.jpg">\r\n<br>'),
(3474, '527ba4bec6', '', 'Thats just a little page from our history book JR, if it wasnt for that defining moment, we all would not be here at this site right now, surrounded by excellent people. Thanks again for bein a dick matt, I love ya man.');
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(3478, '02b2640f0b', 'OSF/ASF clan', 'hello {DFB} clan, my name is Dillan, u may or may not of heard of my clan that i represent. the name is OldSchoolFragging, also known as ]OSF[. if u ever see me on the servers i am known as ]ASF[Dillan, and i have ]ASF[ in front of my name because ]ASF[ is the younger part of clan that i am captin  of. every1 from OSF, ASF gives every1 in {DFB} a big hi.     u can check out our site.   www.oldschoolfragging.com.'),
(3479, 'bf6f8c31ef', '', 'Thanks for stopping by Dillan we will be sure to stop by your place. It was nice playing a few games with ya tonight, stop in again!'),
(3480, '93bf8cf1cf', '', 'LOL! True story--------My parents neghbors -----Both doctors------one wanted a sex change and the other was fine with that (right) After about a year or so all they did was fight all the time---------Easy fix I guess! They dicided the one who had not had a sex change would have one and problem solved! So the one guy had a sex change But still continued to fight all the time! So they got a divorce! Problem solved! So I guess if things get bad in your maraged-------don''t get a sex change to fix it!   \r\n\r\nIf you did not know--------There are some fucked up folks in the world and they might just live next to you! Watch out!\r\n\r\n\r\nHappy Holidays GrayWolf-------Hope your turkey day was good as well! Good to see you back in action!'),
(3481, '0e01724683', '', 'LMAO! I try not to DeadMan-----I just some how allways seem to find you out of the Bunch! LOL! AS for Bitch------My dog thinks he can eat your dog-----------I think he could too-------They say dog are like thier owners! I see what your dog looks like------So Hmmmmmmmm!! You can kill me -------I will let you a time or two  for sport! But the Day you can clean my clock will be the day you stop bithing about it!!!!!!!! Then it will be my turn to bitch about you!LOL! I just use my anger to gain more focus to kill you will!LOL! For real! So the more you piss me off in the game the more agressive I get! Try It ! It work!  \r\n\r\n\r\nAs for Major Penis---------well-------no words are needed here! He comonly speaks ------- then has to reread his posts to make sure he can comprehend what just came out of his Ass! So tommarow he will repost something else to ponder on for the next two days to figure out what he ment!LOL!  \r\n\r\n\r\nGreenMan--------Gay--------Well He is Canadian! Might be on to something here! I guess we can ask his Gay lover If it is true---------Bitch -------Is he Gay? Or does he claim not to be and only takes it up the ass like a Catholic alter Boy at vacation bible school?  I got a great test to find out if he is a flammer or not Bitch------- All he has to do is to place your penis in his mouth for 60 seconds  and if he moves his tounge He Is A Fag! If he will not do the test then he is an defanitly a pole smoker!'),
(3482, '51a8cd9363', '', 'Damn--------I missed it Dillan--------Have to come back to play soon------or I can track you down on your''s! Good to see you !'),
(3483, '77c284fdd6', '', 'FuckTards! All of you! I mean It!LOL!\r\nLove -------Peace-------Happyness to all! \r\n\r\nCheers to good friends,New friends,Old friends  and new ventures! :D'),
(3495, 'ba01027ba3', '', 'Hey Dillan nice of you to stop in! Say Hello to everyone in your community for us and we will pay you a visit to say it in person aswell! Don''t be a stranger..Frag you later!'),
(3488, '0dc8a7ae45', '', 'TY for the kind words Jolly! Tiny tim says its time for bed!See you soon!LOL!'),
(3489, 'd6fc13081a', 'Maps?', 'Any maps you all would like to see here at dFb clan?\r\n any maps that need to go?'),
(3490, 'aa83e208bd', 'Can''t see!', 'I sugest some one helps me get my add blocker to allow me to see the rest of our fine forum!'),
(3492, 'd305f9b71f', '', 'Wish you were too! And the guy you call poorman too! Miss the guy!'),
(3497, 'a51cd16be3', '', 'LMFAO, wrong movie postie'),
(3498, '8b448cd253', '', 'I know it''s the wrong movie--------But It''s the right holiday! Just think dif. the each other!'),
(3499, '9033fb633a', '', 'you all at [asf] Might be interested with us jere at {bAd}... were the community clan, and we need to gain some experience'),
(3500, 'dadd480c97', '', 'you''re all gay and my dog''s piss on you all... LMAO... love you guys'),
(3501, '7905ac2cef', '', 'Thanks for the welcome postie and cali. We shall do a clan match and a few fun ones on the sniper''s pub sometime. I really enjoyed playing you all that time we had the small rumble at fucking 4 am CST. We got pwned, but oh fuckin well. Im really glad to see that you all are having a great time with the absence of BABA and his place. I really missed playing you all, but thats in the past and we will let that be....well...past. Again thanks for the welcome and hope to see you more often.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nDS'),
(3503, 'f8d92baf35', 'Hey From {FaA}', 'Hey {dfb} Clan. Great site you got here looks awesome! Just dropping by to say HEY! I dont know many of you, but i hope to play some of you in the future. Once i get my UT running smooth again :(  :lol: \r\n\r\nStop by and give us a visit at www.clanfaa.com\r\n\r\nWe have been a matrix binslayer mod clan for a long time, but we have made a move into sniper as well and we are building sniper teams. We also have a sniper server so check that out too, and teach us a few things! IP''s are all on our site.\r\n\r\nNice to meet you all'),
(3506, '1e201df596', '', 'Hey Dillon Welcome to our home! :-)\r\nWill come ya''ll soon! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(8310, 'dd6f5ae40f', '', 'Done'),
(8311, '9ea72c7cd9', 'test', 'testing sig'),
(3508, '0f31c64146', '', 'Hey Mislaed WELCOME to our home!! :-)\r\n\r\nIve popped in over at you alls forum before nice site ya''ll have too! Though i did try to go to your forum a few weeks ago and got a error saying " no such url was found" was your site down for awhile?? looks like ya posted the same url i have so i guess its back up now? Thanx so much for coming here and for the invite i''ll definately drop by there soon :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(3509, '54109bf33f', '', 'LMFAO @ ya''ll you crack me up!! :lol: \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3511, 'acd9d2f318', '', 'Thanx Angelfire!! Please pass on our holidays wishes to the Tds clan too!! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3512, '8e29b1041f', '', 'great games last night dillon thanks for stoppin by our servers i will return the favor'),
(3516, '87d44d3cc3', '', '[quote:87d44d3cc3="thebitchasspostman"]\r\n\r\nAs for Major Penis---------well-------no words are needed here! He comonly speaks ------- then has to reread his posts to make sure he can comprehend what just came out of his Ass! So tommarow he will repost something else to ponder on for the next two days to figure out what he ment.LOL![/quote:87d44d3cc3] This is why no one likes you lmao yah and i have a major big penis thanks for the notice\r\n\r\n\r\n[quote:87d44d3cc3="thebitchasspostman"]GreenMan--------Gay--------Well He is Canadian! Might be on to something here! I guess we can ask his Gay lover If it is true---------Bitch -------Is he Gay?[/quote:87d44d3cc3] LMFAO!'),
(3517, '12f5efeaf6', '', 'GreenMan--------Gay--------Well He is Canadian! Might be on to something here! I guess we can ask his Gay lover If it is true---------Bitch -------Is he Gay?\r\n\r\nI dont know, he couldnt get zillas dick out of his mouth long enough to tell me.'),
(3518, 'f5ba1e0e75', '[SMLY]HOTELPARADISO NEW MAP!', 'The Newest [SMLY] map is here download now at:\r\n[url]www.teamsmiley.org/downloads.htm[/url]\r\nvote for how good you think it is @ [url]www.teamsmiley.org/forum[/url]\r\nthe post is in general chat, Hope you enjoy the new map that [SMLY] brings look out for the new christmas map coming soon!'),
(3524, '4986de8c77', '', 'hello guys thank for the welcomes and they are returned by ASF/OSF, and yes good games lastnite. we have for servers were u can find us at. giant sniper-66.240.234.9:7787, u can find most of us there, sniper-66.240.234.9:7777, and our monster hunt- 66.240.234.9:7827 and last one is run and gun-66.240.234.9:7797, we also have a bunny tracks to but those four are most active. we''ll enjoy seeing u more often. thx'),
(3531, 'b87a4143ae', '', 'Welcome. Enjoy the time you spend here. We will drop in at your servers soon. Concider yourself warned! LOL'),
(3533, 'b74366f4ea', '', 'It Seems to me, that all you fags have an issue with being gay. You should all just come out of the closet and admit that you all comment that I am gay because you are hopeing that you might have a chance to be with me. Too bad losers!! I AM NOT GAY! SO FUCK OFF! Everybody should know.........MattMan is the gay one! LOL :twisted:'),
(3535, 'cefaceb114', '', 'Thanks for the info. We will drop in soon.'),
(3536, 'c4008aaf0b', '', 'Welcome. Enjoy the time you spend here. We will be sure to drop in at your server and play you real soon. tThanks for the info.'),
(3538, 'ceb98c8184', '', '[quote:ceb98c8184="thepostman"]Wish you were too! And the guy you call poorman too! Miss the guy![/quote:ceb98c8184]\r\n\r\nAnd you think Canadians are gay!!!!! :roll:'),
(3539, '2b09ce9441', '', 'You all suck!  Suck at being bad in the game that is.  :lol:'),
(3540, 'ce2d1fc69e', '', 'Hey Majer..... I don''t care what Somrluvin thinks...... I think you are a pathetic little kid AND a computer nerd. LOL buddy. Just messin with ya.  :lol:'),
(3541, '77b7394cb2', 'Happy holidays', 'HAPPY HALIDAYS FROM ALL THE MIRT CLAN AND HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND A GREAT NEW YEARS DAY.  HOPE TO CYA MORE OFTEN  IN OUR SERVER IN 2006.  :D'),
(3542, '68bd26dab4', '', 'YES SIR! A blast It was! -------It was late as hell! But  wicked fun! You are right --------We are havein a blast and enjoying UT more so every day! Baba''s Place was great , But just time to part ways and agree to disagree! That whole deal had no one person to point a finger at and was and still is a hard subject to think about! Lost alot of great friends there! I just hope they are haveing as much fun as we are and maybe-------we all will be great friends agan some day! We all learned alot from the ordeal and have made all parties involed stronger and better for both of our behalves! I will allways wish the folks at Baba''s place the best of wishes and the brightest of dreams to come true! \r\n\r\nAs for you and the crew you are with--------What a fuckin blast we all have from time to time! We are allways on TS and allways in the game! We are about like every other Clan------just goofin off and lookin to play a few games------so come by and play a few or the hole crew or just come get us and we will come there and play! For real! We are just here for the love of the game and will play anystyle of UT! Just love this shit! In the process, meet a few new folks here and there and to better our UT community if we can with AID to the ones who need it or just a friend to hang out with when no one else is around to listen! \r\n\r\nHappy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you and yours! See you soon!'),
(3543, 'c6f0796185', '', 'TY MAn! I am sure as our Maps make it into UT 2004--------you would wish we would just give you room on your servers!LOL! Merry Christmas an new years or what ever you fix is All about the quality of friends and family , so hold yours close and be safe!'),
(3544, 'bb58fa825b', '', 'Did Matt fail the test?    I guess so!LMAO\r\n\r\nZilla-----green------penis out of his mouth!LMFAO! \r\n\r\nYa know your at home for the holidays now I guess! We allways seem to mess with the folks we hold the dearest! \r\n\r\nMerry Christmas ASS Wipes!'),
(3554, '4ef6b2dc14', '', 'Did Greenman just swish by this thread?\r\n\r\nI see some fairy dust on the ground....\r\n\r\nThe more he denies it, the truer it must be!'),
(3555, '2b2dd1390a', 'Vote!', 'Everyone make sure you try to vote everyday! Our home has made great progress cause our name is on top of the list! TY!'),
(3553, 'a46e43a3d0', 'Thats sweet!!!!!', 'Thanks thats great work you do there! I love it.'),
(3556, 'a96ef9273a', '', 'It saddens me to see that the people over there still see me as the old DeathStar, and not the new. That was over 2 years ago, and I have matured a lot over the years. I have been clan leader of .:{DEA}:. for 16 months and then we merged to form -=STFU=-.  Oh well its their perogative to think what they want of me. Yes I lost a LOT of friends over that ordeal, but Im just grateful that you all gave me the second chance. I really missed playing alot of you over the 2 year hiatas. Especially Godzilla, Glimmer, Katana, and JimmyZ. The past is the past and I will leave it at that. I will make it a point for myself and TEAM-=STFU=- to come to your house and play a few games with you and chat it up on TS. If any of you wish to talk to me on MSN deathstardea@hotmail.com is my addy.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nDS'),
(3558, 'aeaff3cfe0', '', 'lol.  good point!'),
(3559, '4d05763037', '', 'lol, thatt''s supposed to be your sig man, not your avatar... lmao'),
(3562, '01419dfc28', '', 'I feel you  bro! We all make mistakes and must live with them ! I am a very fogiving person along with most everyone here! Time heals alot of things and sometime folks just need more time I guess! The BlackSheep guys are all great guys and I am sure have forgoten the past! As for a second chance-------I myself have not really had the first chance along with many here----So you are allways welcome here and allways aloud to make mistakes!LOL! good luck and hope to see you soon!'),
(3567, '2168b926a1', '', 'word.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nDS'),
(3568, 'c4284786af', '', '[quote:c4284786af="Bitch_Killer"]what is that?[/quote:c4284786af]\r\n\r\nThe Pheonix mutator allows a person who disconnected from the server by accident ( or purpose) to reconnect to the server and keep their score from that map.\r\n\r\nIf needed, contact me. I will send it to you if wanted.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nDS'),
(3569, '79661b3bad', '', 'Hey DS hows it goin...Sorry for the late post Been really busy latly!\r\n\r\nThanks for stoppping and posting...Your welcome here anytime you wish to drop by!\r\n\r\nWhen I get the chance I will repay your nice visit a.s.a.p.!'),
(3570, 'adb413734f', 'Senor Lucky???', 'At dawn the telephone rings.\r\n\r\n"Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house."\r\n\r\n"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"\r\n\r\n"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot died.\r\n\r\n"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"\r\n\r\n"Si, Senor,that''s the one."\r\n\r\n"Damn! That''s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. "What did he die from?"\r\n\r\n"From eating rotten meat, Senor"\r\n\r\n"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"\r\n\r\n"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."\r\n\r\n"Dead horse? What dead horse?"\r\n\r\n"The thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the water cart."\r\n\r\n"Are you insane? What water cart?"\r\n\r\n"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor"\r\n\r\n"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"\r\n\r\n"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."\r\n\r\n"What the.....!!! But there''s electricity at the house!!! What was the candle for?"\r\n\r\n"For the funeral, Senor."\r\n\r\n"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!"\r\n\r\n"Your wife''s, Senor...She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver."\r\n\r\nSILENCE...................\r\n\r\n"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you''re in deep shit!"'),
(3571, '42587c2920', '', '[quote:42587c2920="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:42587c2920][color=green:42587c2920]Nice to see a fellow Camper  :wink: \r\nI haven''t been to the Ace forum in a while, keep having some issue with my browser that won''t allow access ? ? ? :(  [/color:42587c2920][/b:42587c2920][/quote:42587c2920]\r\nI gotta admit, I don''t know what all that''s about, man - you may have to get hold of the founder to find out details about that (that would be [ACE]$tealth.)\r\n\r\nApart from that, we now have your House of Pain map on our server - and it''s been played quite a lot by me and a few others, that I can say for sure!\r\n\r\nI''m just dropping by to give thanks for the map - and to wish you all a happy holidays and best wishes to everybody here at {dFb}.\r\n\r\nStay safe now, y''hear? ;)'),
(3572, '14c8b8104c', '', '[quote:14c8b8104c="JoLLy_RoGeR"]lol, thatt''s supposed to be your sig man, not your avatar... lmao[/quote:14c8b8104c] LMFAO thats what i was about to say lol a little computer illiterate huh spawn lol jp'),
(3573, '683f952b0a', '', 'ahhhh hahahaha lmao good stuff wolf'),
(3574, '3b0b190ea0', '', 'lol *sniff sniff * thanks it means alot'),
(3575, '3b591fab74', '', 'ay! Man its goin. Cant wait to hang out with you all again. It will be soon. Oh yes, It will be soon.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nDS'),
(3576, 'c4f2cda5ef', '', '[quote:c4f2cda5ef="DeathStar"][quote:c4f2cda5ef="Bitch_Killer"]what is that?[/quote:c4f2cda5ef]\r\n\r\nThe Pheonix mutator allows a person who disconnected from the server by accident ( or purpose) to reconnect to the server and keep their score from that map.\r\n\r\nIf needed, contact me. I will send it to you if wanted.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nDS[/quote:c4f2cda5ef]\r\n\r\nSure, send it to Mattman, thanks\r\n\r\nBK'),
(3577, '0486e84f5d', '', '[quote:0486e84f5d="ACE_Exodus"][quote:0486e84f5d="THC_M1K3YP00H"][b:0486e84f5d][color=green:0486e84f5d]Nice to see a fellow Camper  :wink: \r\nI haven''t been to the Ace forum in a while, keep having some issue with my browser that won''t allow access ? ? ? :(  [/color:0486e84f5d][/b:0486e84f5d][/quote:0486e84f5d]\r\nI gotta admit, I don''t know what all that''s about, man - you may have to get hold of the founder to find out details about that (that would be [ACE]$tealth.)\r\n\r\nApart from that, we now have your House of Pain map on our server - and it''s been played quite a lot by me and a few others, that I can say for sure!\r\n\r\nI''m just dropping by to give thanks for the map - and to wish you all a happy holidays and best wishes to everybody here at {dFb}.\r\n\r\nStay safe now, y''hear? ;)[/quote:0486e84f5d]\r\n\r\nAll of us here wish you guys the best for the holidays\r\n\r\ncheers.'),
(3580, '3961a8f1e5', '', 'All of a sudden it seems that DeathStar and most of us here have alot in common.  Shit that happened in the past should stay in the past! You are always welcome here DeathStar.'),
(3581, '92274d772a', '', 'LOL. I guess if he broke it his boss would have some new golf balls.'),
(3582, '3fbf300fe3', '', 'Vote lots because the last time I looked, we were not in first place anymore.'),
(3583, 'c014ebed4c', '', '[quote:c014ebed4c="Deadman"]Did Greenman just swish by this thread?\r\n\r\nI see some fairy dust on the ground....\r\n\r\nThe more he denies it, the truer it must be![/quote:c014ebed4c]\r\n\r\nIf I was gay....... You would be my type Deadman! :twisted:'),
(3585, 'edf496b103', '', 'Damn, didn''t know Matt was gay.'),
(3588, 'aef530ecb9', '', 'Shhhhhhhh!\r\n\r\nUnder a rock is Glimmer''s favorite camping spot!'),
(3590, 'd8d6489f43', '', 'Witka Wadi Jets forever!'),
(3592, '31b394c3c2', '', 'TY for pickin up my map dude! Wew got alot more too!! Severale more on the way along with all versions for 2004 UT! Our maps are made to be played! Just take them and do want you want too with them!'),
(3593, '546159fcd8', '', 'hey exodus... you are always welcome here, we will definitley visit the server, so tell your guys we''re coming, and hope to see you on ours'),
(3594, 'c68de21ee1', 'PRACTICE!! -Fri Dec, 9th-', 'Hey All :-)\r\nIf ya''ll feel like practicing then pop on TS same time as usual, i''ll be there :-) I think after this weeks practice we can take a break till the holidays are over, whaddya''ll think?\r\n\r\n\r\nPS. JR is bAd still going to do the rumble with DOU this weekend? \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz!'),
(3595, '96097d016d', '', 'i know you guys love it  but i freaking hate deemer hell... IT NEEDS TO GO...lol'),
(3597, 'ff7594f619', '', 'lmao'),
(3598, 'f30777a5ca', '', 'D Hell rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1'),
(3599, 'e78513c019', '', 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE Deemer hell!!!!'),
(3600, '72f36982dd', '', 'Merry Christmas ACE!!!'),
(3601, 'dbcdb9a983', '', 'i guess i would like it if my comp worked right'),
(3602, '527c59152b', '', 'well we are still no sure about the rumble cause bison has not responded to me on their website and it wasnt this weekend it was the next on the 17th.'),
(3604, 'bc3231a507', '', 'lol i knew it'),
(3606, 'ce556b0c33', '', 'I have been drinkin too much too notice, I wont be able to be there, sororyry'),
(3607, 'f717002634', '', 'Yo!!!'),
(3608, '1d09dd5be3', '', 'Glimmer was found under a rock, thats why he is comfortable hiding there.'),
(3610, 'ed6383c39e', '', '[quote:ed6383c39e="Bitch_Killer"]I have been drinkin too much too notice, I wont be able to be there, sororyry[/quote:ed6383c39e]\r\n\r\n\r\nWHAT your going to let being drunk keep ya from playin Bitch??? Awwwwww comon get on tonight so we can abuse and take advantage of ya! LOL :-P \r\n\r\n\r\nHugz'),
(3612, '8cdd14656c', '', 'Only you can do that Cali, the rest I wont let take advantage of me.'),
(3613, '0635a69613', '', 'Have to hide under every rock I can find, damn dick keeps shooting me every where else.'),
(3625, '00eb1192ae', '', 'It is much easier to play when you are drunk. LOL good find postie.'),
(3615, '5ea1318744', '', 'I assume your talkin about postie??????'),
(3619, 'a39d39d2e2', '', 'I will be there'),
(3622, '53ca1c0682', '', 'i be there'),
(3623, '06d2da7e1c', 'Fun Game for the holidays!1', 'http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf\r\n\r\nHave fun!'),
(3624, '27608433c2', '', 'that''s krazy'),
(3626, '64ee37e205', '', 'Sorry I missed practice. Had my company christmas party last night.'),
(3628, '16356bb218', '', 'Postie is a DICK!'),
(3629, 'ec17a3278e', '', 'Merry christmas to the ACE clan. Thanks for loading our map(s). Vanquisher and MattmMan are getting better at them all the time. Keep checking for the new ones. :P'),
(3630, '7eb1c3481e', '', 'Please get rid of BS OMG.  I hate it. No offence to who made it.'),
(3634, 'a2128c1421', 'Where do i find a tournment organization', 'Where do i find a tournment organization for unreal tournment 99 cuz i cant find a site for it'),
(3636, 'dfc8ce0001', 'Re: Where do i find a tournment organization', '[quote:dfc8ce0001="Flash"]Where do i find a tournment organization for unreal tournment 99 cuz i cant find a site for it[/quote:dfc8ce0001]\r\n\r\nWhat do you mean a tournament organization? If you want to play just go to the front page and click on the ip address in the top middle box right beside where it says, join the game.'),
(3637, '0d5ea005a5', '', 'lol'),
(3638, 'fb0c553e0d', '', 'Emac has a few more things to do with it for the full version of it but the beta version is herehttp://utemac.ubergeek03.com/tools/matchorg/\r\n\r\nYou can check it out now and as soon as the full version is out we will out it up for download for all to have!1111\r\nI have seen this tool and emac has really out done himself on this one!Absoulutly amasing things that guy does!'),
(3639, 'ef6f3ce473', '', 'Damn--------just can''t get out of being a dick huh! Good news is you FAgs like Dick so I don''t feel to bad! Little violated but other then that-------as long as you stop lookin at my ass all the time ------it''s cool I guess! You gay and I am not! Can change that!LMFAO!'),
(3641, '7f542c1540', '', 'Lol! Bet bicth was a pro yestarday!!! then!lol'),
(3643, 'ea8d7aba54', '', 'lol pretty fun'),
(3645, 'f085a3d089', '', 'a site where u can face other clans and join clans, example www.nato-ladder.com'),
(3646, '8ae557a932', '', 'AH! Sorry dude Fragnation is a good one!http://www.fraggednation.com/forum.php?action=showTopics&amp;ladderID=117&amp;typeID=0'),
(3647, 'e0b0c1f3eb', '', 'If your looking to join a clan, you can ask to join the {bAd} clan on this site, just post in the I would like to join section under the bad.'),
(3648, '062c77b1c4', '', 'play in the server so we can check you out before we get on the clan though'),
(3649, '694858cfd7', 'This makes me feel good', 'After get my ass torn off by evilone and tigereye the past couple of days on my pice of crap comp. at my house it feels good to get some payback on my good comp. at my dads house :twisted:  :D  :o \r\n\r\n[img:694858cfd7]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/Shot0015.jpg[/img:694858cfd7]'),
(3652, '41657e8ca2', '', 'LMAO thats fun thanx Postie ;-)'),
(3653, '816930e273', 'My bAd sig', 'Hey what do yall think about this?\r\n\r\n[img:816930e273]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/sigformp.jpg[/img:816930e273]'),
(3654, '8024b03c89', '', 'Good jod dFb, Im so dam proud it brings a tear to my eye, O wait thats from the sand on the beach while Im rosting in 90 degree weather with a beer in one hand 3 girls in the other. Ill catch you all soon, from the PI.....jimmyz out!'),
(3655, 'adbd4afd88', '', 'I like OMG I think we should keep it just cause GreenMan hates it!'),
(3656, '01338bbe3b', 'a christmas carol Just in time for the holidays', '[url]http://ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerking.html[/url]\r\n\r\nlmao'),
(3657, 'e2836ff487', 'White boy thinks he is eminem!', '[url]http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/rapbattles.html[/url]\r\n\r\nwhite boys rappin'),
(3658, '3877bcb228', 'Im pretty sure he crapped himself!', '[url]http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/flyby.html[/url]\r\n\r\nTalk about a close call i mean damn'),
(3659, '2e5a370439', 'Dude WTF', '[url]http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/eyeball.html[/url]\r\n\r\nJust flat out WTF[/url]'),
(3660, 'a848d6bbbb', 'Cool meteor footage', '[url]http://ebaumsworld.com/videos/meteor.html[/url]\r\n\r\nCool meteor caght on tape by a cops camera'),
(3661, '563878c50e', 'My comp setup at home', '[img:563878c50e]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y280/Photophreak765/computervintage8.jpg[/img:563878c50e]\r\n\r\nYah its pretty nice i know just didnt want to brag :lol:'),
(3663, '93a84e81e8', '', 'Damn that was really close!  I think you are right Majer.... he had to have dumped a load.'),
(3664, '65218b2ae8', '', '[quote:65218b2ae8="MattMan"]I like OMG I think we should keep it just cause GreenMan hates it![/quote:65218b2ae8]\r\n\r\nI''m ok with that because even though I hate it, I still fuck you up on this board. Just like all the other boards Matt! :twisted:'),
(3665, '492653cd47', '', '[quote:492653cd47="jimmyz"]Good jod dFb, Im so dam proud it brings a tear to my eye, O wait thats from the sand on the beach while Im rosting in 90 degree weather with a beer in one hand 3 girls in the other. Ill catch you all soon, from the PI.....jimmyz out![/quote:492653cd47]\r\n\r\nThat''s not so impressive comming out of a gay guy''s mouth Jimmy.  LOL buddy. See you when you get back. Have atleast one of each for me. :P'),
(3666, '6788a10561', '', 'I like your old one better. Too much going on in the new one.'),
(3667, 'c1298558a6', '', 'OUCH!!!!!'),
(3668, '89760851cc', '', 'I like the old one better too!'),
(3669, '26870ee251', '', 'lol i wasnt askin if you liked it better than my old one i just threw this one together in like 5 min for fun'),
(3670, '6175378e51', '', 'Hey there guys and gals. Another of the ACE lot here to say hello. How ya all doin???\r\nJust thought i''d also give comps out on HouseOfPain. It has fast become one of my faves on the ACE server and you can generally find me running away at the top getting frag after frag after frag. Its a great map. Cheers. Maybe soon i come and show you how its done lol.\r\n\r\nCatch ya around.'),
(3671, 'ccea372864', 'UT:GFX', 'Do you like GFX? Do you like UT 99 or 2K4? Then visit the new forum designed for GFX and UT lovers everywhere. No need for your clan tags! We are NOT a clan we are just for people who want to talk about GFX and UT. Please leave all clan/player emnity in the spare bedroom as we aren''t interested.\r\n\r\nInstead of me wittering on and on about it why don''t you visit UT GFX at [url]www.geocities.com/utgfx[/url], register and join in.\r\n\r\nThanks'),
(3672, 'e197befce3', '', 'Hey Ego, nice of you to stop by. Glad you like the map, postie and Matt put allot of time into them and really enjoy hearing that people like them.  Have a good holiday bro.'),
(3673, '6e6206eb3c', '', 'We know, just giving some opion.'),
(3674, 'ecd623e778', '', 'Hey postie, how about making a postoffice map? It would suit your name!!'),
(3675, '43aac5c5d8', '', '[quote:43aac5c5d8="GreenMan"][quote:43aac5c5d8="jimmyz"]Good jod dFb, Im so dam proud it brings a tear to my eye, O wait thats from the sand on the beach while Im rosting in 90 degree weather with a beer in one hand 3 girls in the other. Ill catch you all soon, from the PI.....jimmyz out![/quote:43aac5c5d8]\r\n\r\nThat''s not so impressive comming out of a gay guy''s mouth Jimmy.  LOL buddy. See you when you get back. Have atleast one of each for me. :P[/quote:43aac5c5d8]\r\n\r\nA guy and a girl? Or a beer and a guy?'),
(3676, 'e5cafde801', '', 'Why would be my question?'),
(3677, '91bf2e51a8', '', 'ok'),
(3679, 'a98271a6cf', 'Vote', 'Remember to vote for our site guys, its on the right hand side of the home page. You can vote for the top 100 every 12 hours and the top 200 every 24 hours. If you vote for the top 200 before your 24 hours is up, it will reset your timer and you wont be able to vote for another 24 hours. Maybe Pa55 can do a timer attached to your user name to know when you can vote? If he has any time that is.'),
(3680, 'c57719e093', '', 'I just found out why they dont like you! I think its a pretty sad excuse for them to get so pissed at you for that??? Your always welcome here bro.'),
(3681, '2c02f65756', '', 'We need you to vote. We are no longer in first place. We get alot of people comming to our site and server because they see us in the top spot. Lets get it back! VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!'),
(3682, '0d8aca675f', '', '[quote:0d8aca675f="MajerPayne"]lol i wasnt askin if you liked it better than my old one i just threw this one together in like 5 min for fun[/quote:0d8aca675f]\r\n\r\nMaybe that''s why I like the old one better.'),
(3683, 'f97ec5743f', '', '[quote:f97ec5743f="Bitch_Killer"][quote:f97ec5743f="GreenMan"][quote:f97ec5743f="jimmyz"]Good jod dFb, Im so dam proud it brings a tear to my eye, O wait thats from the sand on the beach while Im rosting in 90 degree weather with a beer in one hand 3 girls in the other. Ill catch you all soon, from the PI.....jimmyz out![/quote:f97ec5743f]\r\n\r\nThat''s not so impressive comming out of a gay guy''s mouth Jimmy.  LOL buddy. See you when you get back. Have atleast one of each for me. :P[/quote:f97ec5743f]\r\n\r\nA guy and a girl? Or a beer and a guy?[/quote:f97ec5743f]\r\n\r\nLOL Bitch!'),
(3684, '1ec0c246df', 'Hello', 'Hiya guys im new to this site.Ive had unreal tournie since its been out but i only started playing it online.Can i join this clan as a member and do battles with you?Like explain further more into servers and that kinda crap for me please.So cn i join? :roll:'),
(3685, 'df9ccae1e2', '', 'Maybe :D'),
(3686, 'd19ec0bd2f', '', 'Sorry man but we cant just let you in we have to see how you play first on the servers.'),
(3687, 'a756559218', '', 'ok man.But how do i get like on to one of your servers to show you? :roll:'),
(3688, 'e74d56c4c6', '', 'Our server address is 69.13.8.192:7777 write that down then open Unreal Tournament 99 and click on mutiplayer in your upper bar and scroll down to  OPEN LOCATION then put in the server address and you are ready to get fragged :) :)'),
(3689, 'f6e24cd339', '', '[quote:f6e24cd339="luke"]ok man.But how do i get like on to one of your servers to show you? :roll:[/quote:f6e24cd339]\r\n\r\nOn the front page in the top middle section there is a link that says Join the game, just click on the IP address beside that and it will bring you into our server. You also need a mic and headphones to get on Teamspeak. We need to be able to get along with each other more importantly than your skills.'),
(5143, '741e246d22', '', 'Hate to see you go! UT will turely lose a great player and a great friend! Even if you don''t play anymore come see us and shoot the shit bro! We all play for the fun  and the love of the game! We you take the fun out of it ----------just not worth playin anymore!\r\n\r\n\r\nGood luck to you Bro! We will miss you!'),
(4841, '5fceb6ea8e', '', 'Happy birthday to you.\r\nYou live in some pooh.\r\nYou look like a Paki,\r\nand you smell like one too!\r\n\r\nHappy Birthday Majer! :P  :lol:'),
(3691, 'bad0b0ff87', '', 'well you dont realy need headphones but you need a mic and speakers. If you have a mic built in to your monitor DONT EVEN BOTHER its to much of a hassle.'),
(3693, '537bd046d8', '', 'i dnt have teamspeak but getting soon is this ok?Also is this unreal tournament Game of the year?Or is 99 differnt to GOTY?'),
(3694, '59955d001b', '', '[quote:59955d001b="luke"]i dnt have teamspeak but getting soon is this ok?Also is this unreal tournament Game of the year?Or is 99 differnt to GOTY?[/quote:59955d001b]\r\n\r\nThe game is Unreal Tournament. Game of the year is the same game. To get teasmspeak you go to....... goteamspeak.com'),
(3695, 'b0a0f0b6d0', '', 'i dnt have micorophone.i also just tryed to acces your erver i had to dl like 1000 things then server failed or soemthing :x'),
(3696, 'ef60aa1cbf', '', 'The downloads fail when a new map is switched. Keep downloadin'),
(3697, '43a53b8520', '', 'TY for the comp. about the maps and for future maps------- We have a ton of them for download on the front page to the left side! Need to check them out! Lots of good sniper maps there! Scareface is one(like the Movie) Sniper saloon Is another ----In da crib Is my fav. ! Anywho-------have fun and TY again for the comps.! Feel free to download and take any maps we make to your servers! We make them to Play and have fun! I expect others to have fun too so take the ones you like and who cares about the ones you don''t! Just enjoy the ones you think are good! Every one likes diferent things! Enjoy Bro......\r\n\r\nTell the Rest of ACE to Have a happy Xmas and blaaaaaaaaa! cya soon!'),
(3698, 'f8d9ab4de2', '', '((((Jimmy))))) HI!!!! :D  GREAT to hear your having alot of fun! Come home soon your missed!!'),
(3699, '37180b9ec3', '', 'LMAO now thats a smart woman!! \r\n\r\n((((Merry Christmas Wolfie!!))) :-)'),
(3700, 'bb121f3195', '', 'Dude has too much time on his hands!!'),
(3701, '2634378883', '', 'OMG that was close!!'),
(3702, '66919428e2', '', 'them white boys are lame!!! lol'),
(3703, '8f8c043f59', '', 'LOL! :lol:'),
(3704, 'ea531ce41c', '', 'LOL Postie! People never cease to amaze me!!'),
(3705, '5226483c20', '', 'Fake or not, that was AMAZING and totally cool!!'),
(3706, '80418082f1', '', 'I LIKE it MP, NICE job!! :-)'),
(3707, '78ad522334', 'Re: An Invite - UPDATE', 'GlobalWarfighter has already added a few more games to the list of competition we offer! With the anticipation of growing ladders, competition and future games to come, steps are continually being taken to make useful updates so we can offer an organized and exciting league for all types of competition that is a step above the rest.\r\n\r\nOn top of that, we also want to welcome your input for recommended ladder types, sizes, maps and any rules that you think should be addressed. If anyone would like to actually take a crack at becoming an admin for any of the games or ladders, feel free to stop by and contact us. We value the playing communities input on what we do and encourage you to be a part of it all!'),
(3708, '291ff9cea0', '', 'LMAO, thats a good one. My wife would never say that to ME!!!!!!'),
(3709, 'd7edfacb65', '', 'No shit!!'),
(3710, 'e521dd3dbf', '', 'Now you know how I feel when postie is shooting at me!!'),
(3711, '37d75e8ac5', '', 'I dont miss you shootin my ass, but I miss you JZ!!'),
(3712, 'e6cb2396a9', '', 'word.\r\n\r\nThanks again for the warm welcome and I will be hanging out with you all more often.\r\n\r\nRgds.\r\nDS'),
(3713, '30ab2ba0b2', '', 'oh BTW hello lol'),
(3714, 'a19b263cb4', '', '[url]www.good-tutorials.com[/url]\r\n\r\nI use this a lot. an absolute gem of a site for helping with photoshop'),
(3715, 'dd921f6e74', 'My sig', 'Just found this section and thought i''d ask your opinions.\r\nWhat do you think of the "Movie ad" sig i''m currently using?'),
(3716, '0311b6587b', '', 'I dig it.. When''s the movie come out??'),
(3717, 'c2627ba544', '', '[b:c2627ba544][color=green:c2627ba544]We have that mod, Or something simular on the :{THC}: server  :wink: [/color:c2627ba544][/b:c2627ba544]'),
(3718, '9ac4dd20c1', '', 'I want one!lol!'),
(3719, '8b39962129', '', 'lmao, does sound like a good movie'),
(3720, '43d0e782b6', '', 'the sky got a lot smaller'),
(3721, 'd6aca7d50f', ':{THC}:''s Now has a UT2K4 Server', '[b:d6aca7d50f][color=green:d6aca7d50f] As of this weekend, :{THC}: has Opened it''s UT2K4 Server up to the public  :twisted:  :twisted:\r\n Ip is 72.9.229.192 \r\n\r\nWeapons are Combat Shotgun, 60mm Sniper Rifle , Pistol , and Machine Gun.\r\n\r\nWe are still running Our UT99 Server as well.\r\nIp is 69.13.37.109\r\n\r\nWeapons are Shotgun, Throwing Knives , Enclosed Double Click Scope Sniper Rifle, and Pistol .\r\n\r\nThe UT2K4 weapons have Keybinds that control Reloading , Lazer Sites, and Flashlight, which the mod can be downloaded at the :{THC}: website [url=http://www.thc-clan.us/index.php?page=downloads&amp;func=browselist&amp;par=4]:{THC}:clan UT2K4 downloads[/url]\r\n\r\nYou don''t have to download this for the weapons to work, but it will improve your game  :wink: \r\n\r\nWe are running same rules , on both servers. No R&amp;G Please . \r\nPlease stop by , and Happy fragging  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  [/color:d6aca7d50f][/b:d6aca7d50f]'),
(3722, 'c0bddc4105', '', 'that''s the nastiest thing ive ever seen'),
(3723, '65b8dd5e05', '', 'gayest thing iive ever seen'),
(3724, '6f46a0b956', '', 'amen to that JR lol i was embarresed for him'),
(3725, '518cdb0d5f', '', 'Thats is pretty bad ego great idea man!'),
(3726, '0f73e2371d', '', 'LOL I LIKE it! Nice work Ego! :-)\r\n\r\n\r\nCali'),
(3727, 'dfce21acbe', '', 'Sup, Dog?'),
(3728, '2f931843da', '', 'WTG buddy, dont forget to keep 99 ALIVE!!!!'),
(3729, 'a04aa5ed9c', '', '[quote:a04aa5ed9c="JoLLy_RoGeR"]that''s the nastiest thing ive ever seen[/quote:a04aa5ed9c]\r\n\r\nYou obviously havent seen Greenman up close, ewwwwwww'),
(3730, '99d75b1f03', '', 'You obviously havent seen Greenman up close, gayyyyyyy'),
(3731, '423a45ed22', '', 'All I see there is a picture of a blow up doll?????????? LOL, just fuckin with ya bud.'),
(3732, '6d090f0936', '', 'I read the book first, I dont really like the movie!!'),
(3733, '0b2b4edf5d', 'My picture', 'Do I look fat in that suit?'),
(3734, 'dc4707037c', 'xmas sig', '123 testing'),
(3735, '3f0e24ab65', '', 'THATS HOT!!!'),
(3736, '29eb764e22', '', '((((Thanx)))) Ron ;-)'),
(3737, 'fa6b811b78', '', 'No. Thank you Cali.'),
(3738, '5253ea9cfd', 'Re: My picture', '[quote:5253ea9cfd="Bitch_Killer"]Do I look fat in that suit?[/quote:5253ea9cfd]\r\n\r\nYes and gay too! :twisted:'),
(3739, 'f1ecfa12d1', '', 'I heard that you die in the end! LOL. Nice sig.'),
(3740, 'ec9fd808ed', '', '[quote:ec9fd808ed="Bitch_Killer"][quote:ec9fd808ed="JoLLy_RoGeR"]that''s the nastiest thing ive ever seen[/quote:ec9fd808ed]\r\n\r\nYou obviously havent seen Greenman up close, ewwwwwww[/quote:ec9fd808ed]\r\n\r\nAtleast I''m better looking than you Bitch!'),
(3741, 'e4fe00f397', '', 'UT 99 Rocks. Good luck with the 2004. We will stop in some time.'),
(3742, 'a3d2c9bbaa', '', 'Hey! :P'),
(3743, 'd0f0aaf01c', '', '[quote:d0f0aaf01c="Bitch_Killer"]LMAO, thats a good one. My wife would never say that to ME!!!!!![/quote:d0f0aaf01c]\r\n\r\nThat''s just because she doesn''t speak to you at all.'),
(3744, 'b8249ac031', '', '[quote:b8249ac031="Cali"]I LIKE it MP, NICE job!! :-)[/quote:b8249ac031]\r\n\r\nStop sucking up Cali.'),
(3745, '7a2825c7fb', '', '[quote:7a2825c7fb="Cali"]Fake or not, that was AMAZING and totally cool!![/quote:7a2825c7fb]\r\n\r\nNot as cool as your new sig Cali. :oops:'),
(3746, '24da979669', '', '[quote:24da979669="Bitch_Killer"]You obviously havent seen Greenman up close, gayyyyyyy[/quote:24da979669]\r\n\r\nAtleast I''m better looking than you Bitch!'),
(3747, 'c7950d61cc', '', 'And thats a bad thing?'),
(3748, 'a6278e4330', '', 'Your ass maybe, but not your face'),
(3749, 'dfb00fd21f', '', 'ACE Ego---------You Bastard! You guys have snow on your website!!!-----------Damn you boy!!!!!!!!!!! I want snow!!!!!!!!!! Shout Box screws up so we can''t! Looks great on your server though! I will just go there to watch the snow!lol!'),
(3750, '5133df4d96', '', 'lmao you never take anything serious do you greenie lol'),
(3751, 'f434c51b0e', '', 'yah nice sig cali way to spice it up for the holidays lol'),
(3752, 'ecd8215dff', '', 'that can be debated lol'),
(3753, 'e33f0965e9', '', 'yah thats cool cali nice job fixin it up for the holidays'),
(3755, '6e4fa7cf69', '', 'It also has another use. Some players have a bad score and reconnect to get rd of it. With the phoenix mod they can''t. We have it at ACE and i laugh when they try this then come back on saying "WTF Why do i still have my score".'),
(3756, '546f442854', '', '[quote:546f442854="Cali"]\r\n\r\n((((Merry Christmas Wolfie!!))) :-)[/quote:546f442854]\r\n\r\nMerry Christmas to you and yours, Cali. 8)'),
(3757, '0ba8a53c65', 'The Washington Post''s Mensa Invitational', 'The Washington Post''s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing of one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2005 winners:\r\n\r\n\r\n1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.\r\n\r\n2. Ignoranus: A person who''s both stupid and an asshole.\r\n\r\n3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.\r\n\r\n4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.\r\n\r\n5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stop bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.\r\n\r\n6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.\r\n\r\n7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.\r\n\r\n8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn''t get it.\r\n\r\n9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.\r\n\r\n10. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.\r\n\r\n11. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)\r\n\r\n12. Karmageddon: It''s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it''s like, a serious bummer.\r\n\r\n13. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.\r\n\r\n14. Glibido: All talk and no action.\r\n\r\n15. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.\r\n\r\n16. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you''ve accidentally walked through a spider web.\r\n\r\n17. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets in to your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.\r\n\r\n18. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you''re eating.\r\n_________________'),
(3758, '6275d903b9', 'Noah 2005', 'In the the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the\r\nUnited States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and\r\nover-populated and I see the end of all flesh before me.  \r\n\r\nBuild another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few\r\ngood humans." \r\n\r\nHe gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You have six months to build the\r\nArk before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights".\r\n\r\nSix months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his\r\nyard.... but no ark.\r\n\r\n"Noah", He roared, "I''m about to start the rain!  Where is the Ark?"\r\n\r\n"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah. "But things have changed.  \r\n-I needed a building permit.  \r\n-I''ve been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler\r\nsystem.\r\n\r\n-My neighbors claim that I''ve violated the neighborhood zoning laws by\r\nbuilding the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations.  \r\n-We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.  \r\n-Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the\r\nfuture costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to\r\nclear the passage for the Ark''s move to the sea.  \r\n-I argued that the sea would be coming to  us, but they would hear\r\nnothing of it.\r\n\r\nGetting the wood was another problem.  \r\n-There''s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl.\r\nI tried to convince the\r\nenvironmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls.  But no go!\r\n\r\nWhen I started gathering the animals, I got sued by an animal rights\r\ngroup. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their\r\nwill.  As well, they argued the accommodation was too restrictive and it\r\nwas cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.\r\n\r\nThen the EPA ruled that I couldn''t build the Ark until they''d conducted\r\nan environmental impact study on your proposed flood.\r\n\r\nI''m still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission\r\non how many minorities I''m supposed to hire for my building crew.\r\n\r\nAlso, the trades unions say I can''t use my sons. They insist I have to\r\nhire only Union workers with Ark building  experience.\r\n\r\nTo make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I''m trying\r\nto leave the country illegally with endangered species.\r\n\r\nSo, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least ten years for me to\r\nfinish this Ark."\r\n\r\nSuddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow\r\nstretched across the sky.\r\n\r\nNoah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean, You''re not going to\r\ndestroy the world?".\r\n\r\n"No,"  said the Lord.   "The government beat me to it."'),
(3759, '83c55dda5a', 'Dr Smith', 'Katana sent this to me, i thought it was hilarious, and since he hasnt posted it yet i thought id share it with ya.\r\n\r\nIf this doesnt make ya laugh seek help!!!\r\n\r\n&gt;&gt; A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging her\r\n&gt;&gt; breasts.\r\n&gt;&gt;\r\n&gt;&gt; Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your nipples and\r\n&gt;&gt; say,\r\n&gt;&gt;\r\n&gt;&gt; ''Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies''."\r\n&gt;&gt;\r\n&gt;&gt; She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew great\r\n&gt;&gt; boobs!\r\n&gt;&gt;\r\n&gt;&gt; One morning she was running late, got on the bus and realized she had\r\n&gt;&gt; forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs\r\n&gt;&gt; if she didn''t do the little rhyme, she got right there in the middle\r\n&gt;&gt; aisle of the bus and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger \r\n&gt;&gt; boobies."\r\n&gt;&gt;\r\n&gt;&gt; A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith''s by any\r\n&gt;&gt; chance?"\r\n&gt;&gt;\r\n&gt;&gt; "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"\r\n&gt;&gt;\r\n&gt;&gt; He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock."'),
(3760, '71a46b3c17', '', 'Jumping out a perfectly good aircraft and then almost get hit by another one or the one he just jumped out of...who''d have thunk it. :P  :P  :P  :P  :P'),
(3761, '0d58edfa5f', '', 'I don''t get it... 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  :wink:'),
(3762, 'd27b1c03f1', '', 'hickory dickory dock, i wanna bigger cock... get it now?'),
(3763, '7a82fadd3e', '', 'lmfao thats hilarious'),
(3764, '605904fce1', '', 'lmfao yah thats about how it would go now in days lol good stuff deadman'),
(3765, '422cb5ed29', '', 'I should stop rubbin my belly and start rubbin my......... Never mind I guess it only works on the upper body or I would be called long dong silver.'),
(3766, 'cdfb693241', '', 'now you know thats what matt calls greenie late at night bitch lmao!'),
(4094, 'a4e1bbf0db', 'HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!!', 'From our clan to yours. {dFb} and {bAd} we here at {MIRT} wish you all a happy holiday season and a very Merry Christmas! We hope you all are safe and have alot of fun opening your toys this holiday season.'),
(3772, '80b6619f15', '', '[quote:80b6619f15="MajerPayne"]now you know thats what matt calls greenie late at night bitch lmao![/quote:80b6619f15]\r\n\r\nI think that deserves a half thank you. The other half with Matt calling me that is just scary!'),
(3773, '6fc2a77e53', '', '8O  8O  8O  8O  8O Kind of makes you think before you speak!  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O'),
(3774, '7f4165d917', '', 'lmfao jp greenie and your welcome'),
(3775, '35f5ac0db6', '', '[quote:35f5ac0db6="MajerPayne"]lmao you never take anything serious do you greenie lol[/quote:35f5ac0db6]\r\n\r\nI resemble that remark!  :lol:'),
(3776, 'abed7edd5b', '', '[quote:abed7edd5b="Bitch_Killer"]Your ass maybe, but not your face[/quote:abed7edd5b]\r\n\r\nYou crack me up BK! Good slam. :lol:'),
(3807, 'c64e8f48a2', '', 'LMAO!!'),
(3779, '279e12536c', '', 'Bitch, Greens right you are gay! Miss talking to u fuckers 2, these girls only understand one thing...fucky sucky...lol'),
(3782, '2ff8235b17', '', 'Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Roger. :wink:'),
(3783, 'b28236bd34', '', 'You both crack me up.   :P  :P  :P');

