One Shot


A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, &quot;This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill.&quot; 

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. &quot;What's so funny?&quot; asks the clerk.

&quot;I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house,&quot; the man replies. 

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, &quot;Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off.&quot; 

The man takes another look through the scope and says, &quot;You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!&quot;