&gt;A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a young lady who is sitting by herself.

&gt; Man: &quot;May I buy you a cocktail?&quot;
&gt; Lady: &quot;No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.&quot;
&gt; Man: &quot;Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?&quot;
&gt; Lady: &quot;No, they spread!&quot;