Johnny wanted to screw a hot girl in his office - but she belonged to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and just said &quot;I'll give you $1,000 if you let me screw you&quot;.

The girl said &quot;No&quot;.

Johnny said &quot;I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.&quot;

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend said &quot;OK, ask for $2,000 and pick up the money real fast so he won't even be able to get his pants down&quot;. So she accepts the proposal as offered.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girl to call so they can think about what to do with the two grand.

Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks whats happening? She replies &quot;The bastard used coins&quot;.