Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake


One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. &quot;Oh, please excuse me!&quot; said the bunny. &quot;I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see.&quot;

&quot;That's perfectly all right,&quot; replied the snake. &quot;To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?&quot;

&quot;Well, I really don't know,&quot; said the bunny. &quot;I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.&quot;
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, &quot;Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!&quot;

Then he said, &quot;I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?&quot;

And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, &quot;Well, what kind of an animal am I?&quot;

So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, &quot;You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer.&quot;