I needed a few days off work, but  I knew the Boss would not allow me to 
&gt; take a leave. I thought that maybe  if I acted &quot;CRAZY&quot; then he would tell 
&gt; me to take a few days off. So I  hung upside down on the ceiling and made 
&gt; funny noises. My co-worker  (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I 
&gt; told her that I was  pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
&gt; would  think I was &quot;CRAZY&quot; and give me a few days off. A few minutes later 
&gt; the  Boss came into the office and asked &quot;What are you doing?&quot; I told him I  
&gt; was a light bulb.
&gt; 
&gt; He said &quot;You are clearly stressed out. Go home  and recuperate for a couple 
&gt; of days&quot;. I jumped down and walked out of  the office. When my co-worker 
&gt; (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked  her&quot;...And where do you think 
&gt; you're going ?&quot;
&gt;  She said, &quot;I'm going home too. I can't work in the DARK!&quot;