Ocean Life...as written by Kindergarden Kids.... :) 


I drew a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. 
(Kelly age 6) 

Oysters' balls are called pearls. 
(James age 6) 

If you are surrounded by sea, you are an Island. If you don't have sea 
all around you, you are incontinent. 
(Wayne age 7) 

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily 
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. 
(Kylie age 6) 

A Dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. 
(Billy age 6) 

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. 
(Millie age 6) 

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the 
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle 
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating 
beans. 
(William age 7) 

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How 
do mermaids get pregnant? 
(Helen age 7) 

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give 
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they 
have to plug themselves into chargers. 
Christopher age 7) 

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy 
small. 
(Kevin age 6) 

There are a lot of suckers in the ocean. The Mafia put them there. 
(Russ age 5)