Valentine's Day Poems


10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk 
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow 
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto. 
In hopes that later, you'd be my ho. 

7. This feels so good, it feels so right 
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class 
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished 
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 

4. Through all the things that came to pass 
Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass. 

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie 
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny 
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister 
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister.