one day there were squirell and bear, and also a jeanie, the jeani said "i grant both you two 3 wishes. So the bear said "i wish all the bears in the world were females,  jeanie says "wish is granted", and so the squirell said i wish for a helmet, wish is granted, now the bears 2nd wish is to have a big penis, wish granted, squriell's 2nd wish is to have a moped, wish granted, now bear's last wish is to have all female bears in the world want  him, wish is granted, and now time  squirell's last wish and it is 'I wish the bear was GAY, and the squirell puts his helmet on and rides away.......lol, just a joke i heard.