At My Age

&quot;I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only 
about 5  minutes.  When I came out there was a dam n cop  writing out a 
parkingticket. So I went up to him and said, &quot;Come on, buddy, how about
giving an old lady a break?&quot; He ignored me and continued writing the 
ticket. So I called him a pencil-happy nazi. He glared at me and started 
writinganother ticket for having worn tires!  So I called him a piece of 
horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the 
first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 
minutes...the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner.  I try to have a little fun 
each day.
It's important at my age.&quot;