A girl came skipping home from school one day. &quot;Mommy, Mommy,&quot; she yelled. &quot;We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6, 7,8,9,10!&quot;
&quot;Very good,&quot; said her mother.
&quot;Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?&quot;
&quot;Yes, it's because you're blonde,&quot; her mother replied.


The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. &quot;Mommy, Mommy,&quot; she yelled, &quot;we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!&quot;
&quot;Very good,&quot; said her mother.
&quot;Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?&quot;
&quot;Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde.&quot;


The next day the girl came skipping home from school. &quot;Mommy, Mommy,&quot; she yelled, &quot;we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!&quot; And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C's.
&quot;Very good,&quot; said her embarrassed mother.
&quot;Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?&quot;
&quot;No .... it's because you're 25.&quot;