A guy went to a new doctor for an undisclosed malady.
When the guy and the doc sat down the Doc asks&quot; well what can I help you with?&quot;
So the guy says&quot; well Doc it's a sexual problem&quot;.
The doc says &quot; I'm a MD not a psychologist&quot;.
The guy says &quot; no Doc Its a physical problem you gotta help me it's killing a huge part of my sex life&quot;.
So the doc says &quot;tell me as much as you can and I'll try to help&quot;.
So the guy says &quot; well its like this doc, I get up in the morning and make love to my wife until I have to dash off to work, on the way to the subway I grab a street whore for a quick BJ, then when I get to the office I bend my secretary over my desk and nail her, then I take a long lunch and stop by a high class whorehouse and get all kinds of kinky action, when I get back to my office I call the secretary pool and get another Bj or mayby some anal action, when I get off work I nail the VP's old lady in her car then rush home to beat my wife in from work and screw the brains out of our Mexican maid, when my wife gets home we eat a quick supper then go upstairs and make sweet love until we go to sleep totally spent and the next day I get up and do it all over again&quot;.
The Doc gapes at the guy and says &quot;look mister I told you I'm a medical doctor not a psychologist you need some therapy&quot;.
The guy says &quot;no doc I'm telling you its a physical problem..... you see It hurts when I jack off!&quot;