anyone who plays golf should laugh their ass off. its still pretty funny. I got this from a client (i work in the golf industry) and figured i would pass it along. this apparently was actually posted in the locker room at a club out in arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET ARE SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE!
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. 


 WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE and TEE OFF.