Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock ( MADE IN 
JAPAN)for 6 am. While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he 
shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress 
shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and 
tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new 
electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( 
MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much! he cou ld spend today. After setting 
his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio ( MADE IN INDIA ) he got in 
his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and 
continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB At the end of 
another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In 
Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals ( 
MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE ) and 
turned on his TV ( MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't 
find a good paying job in ... America .....