Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
They undress and step into the showers before they
Realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to
Get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of
Soap, one in each hand , and heads back to the
Showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees
Three nuns heading his way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall
And freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life like he looks.
The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his
Manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. &quot;Oh look&quot;
Says the first nun, &quot;it's a soap dispenser&quot;.

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his
Manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of
Soap]

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls
Once, then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells...


 [size=18:e542bad7d2]Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!&quot; [/size:e542bad7d2]