[size=18:100e9e1bd1][color=red:100e9e1bd1]'Twas the {dFb} Night Before Christmas[/color:100e9e1bd1][/size:100e9e1bd1]


Twas the night before Christmas and all through the maps,
the dFb's pwning the noobs with bitch slaps.
Evilone's crouched by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Bitch Killer will soon pass by there.

Demon and Mattman hide under the beds,
 to avoid Greenman's bullets aimed right at their heads.
Outa, Deadman and Skillz join the map, 
Ace comes in after, he's up from his nap.

And in 'da house map there begins such a clatter,
all come out of hiding to see what is the matter.
To the backyard they all make a quick dash,
the bbq's burning, it goes up in a flash.

Sauron is hiding, Toxic knows where he's gone,
the bullets start flying, the game is back on.
When out of the blue two new players appear,
one is so emo, the other is queer.

We can't have these players,
one likes to eat dick!
We must pwn these emos,
get rid of them quick!

Katana and GlimmerMan join in the game,
more backup was needed, we called them by name.
Come on Smartscript, Hooker, you too PitchBlack!
bring Bubbles, Godzilla, Spawn and Emac!

To the tops of the doors, to the top of the stairs!
lets get these fucktards in our crosshairs!
We can't have these noobs, this will never do!
one is in makeup, one's dick smells like pooh!

The gunfire was rapid, the shots quick and loud,
it was Nick U2 Death who made us all proud.
He aimed his rifle and with iron will,
he took them both out with a sweet double kill.

The game was back on, now qiuck turn around,
teleport to safety with a leap and a bound.
Hide in the bathroom, the livingroom too!
watch out for snipers, you know what to do!

Let loose your bullets you might take a hit,
it's only a flesh wound, it don't mean a shit!
Postman is in and Jimmy is here,
BlackWidow joins, she's drinking a beer.

The game carries on, the battle intense,
we're hiding in cupboards and behind the fence.
A new player joins, he spawns under the bed,
his skin is a mixture of black white and red.

He's a great shot, doesn't act like a dick,
we know in a moment it must be St. Nick.
He frags Ace of Skys and gives Demon a shout,
&quot;I know where you're hiding, why don't you come out&quot;

He kills Glimmer, Greenie, Jimmy and Spawn,
Mattman, Toxic, Bitch and Sauron.
Emac, Outa and Katana soon fall,
Deadman and Skillz, he's fragging us all!

Bubbles and Evilone try as they might,
but they go down with Hooker, they can't win the fight.
BlackWidow, Smartscript and Postie are done,
Santa's a bad ass and he's almost won!

Nick U2 Death, he heads for the hills,
he joins Zilla and PitchBlack as Santa's last kills.
And when it's all over St. Nick says with a grin,
you're fucktards and noobs, you'll never win.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a nod up the chimney he rose.
But as he rose out of sight, shouted this man
I'LL COME BACK NEXT YEAR CAUSE YOU'RE STILL THE BEST CLAN!


  [color=green:100e9e1bd1] Merry Christmas everyone!!!!   [/color:100e9e1bd1]  :D