Getting Flowers


A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, &quot;Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again for no reason.&quot; 

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, &quot;What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?&quot; 

The brunette says, &quot;Oh sure, but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.&quot; 

The blonde says, &quot;Don't you have a vase?&quot;