Colonoscopy Comments.. 

 

Co mments by patients during Colonoscopies 

Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 

1. &quot;Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 

2. &quot;Find Amelia Earhart yet?&quot; 

3. &quot;Can you hear me NOW?&quot; 

4. &quot;Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?&quot; 

5. &quot;You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.&quot; 

6. &quot;Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?&quot; 

7. &quot;You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...&quot; 

8. &quot;Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!&quot; 

9. &quot;If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 

10. &quot;Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.&quot; 

11. &quot;You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?&quot; 

12. &quot;God, now I know why I am not gay.&quot; 

13.  &quot;Should I smile for my Kodak Moment?&quot;

And the best one of all... 

14. &quot;Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?&quot;