Bail Out Explained
Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer
for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next
day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but
I have some bad news, the horse died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money
back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and
spent it already'

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead
horse.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead
horse!'

Chuck said, 'Sure I can, Watch me. I just
won't tell any body he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked,
'What happened with that dead horse?'

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets
at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998..'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him
his two dollars back.'

Chuck grew up and works now for the government. He was
the one who figured out how to &quot;bail us out&quot;.