Katana sent this to me, i thought it was hilarious, and since he hasnt posted it yet i thought id share it with ya.

If this doesnt make ya laugh seek help!!!

&gt;&gt; A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging her
&gt;&gt; breasts.
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your nipples and
&gt;&gt; say,
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; 'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies'."
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew great
&gt;&gt; boobs!
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; One morning she was running late, got on the bus and realized she had
&gt;&gt; forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs
&gt;&gt; if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right there in the middle
&gt;&gt; aisle of the bus and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger 
&gt;&gt; boobies."
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Smith's by any
&gt;&gt; chance?"
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
&gt;&gt;
&gt;&gt; He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock."