The Blonde Speeder

A blonde woman gets pulled over for doing 85 in a 25 mph zone.

The cop asks her for her license and registration. She says, &quot;License, what's that?&quot;

He replies, &quot;It's what they ask for when you buy liquor.&quot;

She says, &quot;Oh, I get it,&quot; and hands him her license.

Then she asks what a registration is. He says, &quot;It's probably in your glove box. Just open it and give me the papers inside.&quot; She does, so he returns to his car.

He calls the police dispatcher and says, &quot;I think I just pulled over the dumbest blonde ever! She didn't even know what a license was.&quot;

The dispatcher says, &quot;I know who she is. She's driving a new BMW, with pink mirrors.&quot;

The cop says, &quot;Yeah, how'd you know?&quot;

The dispatcher says, &quot;Never mind that, just go up to her car and drop your pants.&quot;

The cop says, &quot;No freakin' way!&quot;

The dispatcher says, &quot;Just trust me, all the cops in town have done it.&quot;

So the cop agrees and reluctantly walks up to her car. He looks around and then drops his pants.

The blonde woman says, &quot;Another breathalyser test? No problem, I pass these all the time.&quot;