- You attached a long piece of metal to both sides of your car and named it 'A scorpion'
 - You belive in the military world there is only 1 type of tank.
 - Driving a car into a large ball is a Sport (CarBall Reference)
 - Football consists of holding the ball and running into the other goal while dodging bullets.
 - You set out buying Red Paint everyday to paint the street your team colour so it looks like you've Dominated your street.