A man comes home from work and searches the house for his wife. He finally
finds her naked in front of the mirror, admiring her breasts.
He asks her, "What the hell are you doing?"

She promptly informs him that she had seen the doctor that day and he told
her that she had the breasts of a 25-year-old.

"Oh, he did, did he?" asks the husband. "What did he say about your
50-year-old ass?"

She quickly replied, "Your name never came up!"