A father watched his young daughter playing in the 
&gt; garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
&gt; pure his little girl was. He 
&gt; thought about her seeing the wonders of nature
&gt; through such innocent eyes. 
&gt; Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
&gt; He went over to her to see 
&gt; what work of God had captured her attention. He
&gt; noticed she was looking at two 
&gt; spiders mating.
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?&quot; she 
&gt; asked.
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;They're mating,&quot; her father replied.
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;What do you call the 
&gt; spider on top?&quot; she asked.
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;That's a Daddy Longlegs,&quot; her father 
&gt; answered.
&gt; 
&gt; &quot;So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?&quot; the little
&gt; girl 
&gt; asked.
&gt; 
&gt; As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
&gt; innocent 
&gt; question,
&gt; he replied &quot;No dear. Both of them are Daddy
&gt; Longlegs.&quot;
&gt; 
&gt; The 
&gt; little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a
&gt; moment, then
&gt; took her 
&gt; foot and stomped them flat and said, &quot;Well, we're
&gt; not having
&gt; any of that 
&gt; Brokeback-Mountain crap in our 
&gt; garden.&quot;