What Ticket??


A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: 
Officer: May I see your driver's license? 
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. 

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle? 
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. 

Officer: The car is stolen? 
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. 

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? 
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the owner and stuffed her the trunk. 

Officer: There's a body in the trunk?!?!? 
Driver: Yes, sir. 

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: 

Captain: Sir, can I see your license? 
Driver: Sure. Here it is. 
It was valid. 

Captain: Whose car is this? 
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. 
The driver owned the car. 

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? 
Driver: Gun? What gun?? (opens the glove box) ...There's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. 

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. 
Driver: I said what???? 
Trunk is opened; no body. 

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. 

Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet he told you I was speeding too! 


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