CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

              Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Boss I no come work
today, I real sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come
work."

              The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

              Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what
you say and I feel great. I be at work soon..... You got nice house."